Sometimes I wish I were British so I too could laugh at SootHouse's cultural references and weirdly specific stereotypes about people from specific parts of England
2/3: Actually reading Google reviews of Prisons. 1/3: An extended inexplicable sketch about a guy trying to get Telecoms Mogul, Peter to buy into his terrible cookie business on the show “Dragons’ Den”. Perfectly use of my time, watching this video.
@@nonomen6665 Yes, It is time to the owner do a renovation on the ocean. They don't pay any attention to their establishment, how many years has passed without any maintenance in it? It is always dirty and all.
@@imaairplane708 It's not exactly uk slang, but a shank and stab is very different. A stab is sort of like a deep, deep, poke. A shank is basically a really quick poke about 4-7 times
@@copycatz1361 'Muricans: DRAGONS DEN IS SHARK TANK RIP OFF WAAAAAAAA Dragon's Den: * was released in 2005 while Shark Tank was released in 2009 Wow pro gamer move, 'Muricans lmao
Not prison but one time my teacher got upset at my class so she walked us over to the jail next to the school (not a very good place for a jail) and told us that if we didnt straighten out our act that was where we'd end up
⭐⭐ I came here of an evaluation of a SootHouse episode. The first two stars were fine, but then the author started to deviate in the chosen icons, and I think they are trying to hack my browser.
⭐️⭐️ I came to this reply section expecting people to appreciate the comment. First reply was great but the second one clearly did not get the joke the first reply made.
*the food was the best food I've ever eaten. My roommate was friendly and only tried to stab me twice, but lovely Geezer though hope he gets out before his wife leaves*
Yes,The God must be crazy.The God must be crazy,The God must be crazy,classical,remembering and comedy during the early 80's still laughing,laughing and laughing daily.weekly and monthly at all.Cheers to all.
Yes, he should be very lucky. God should be messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, scary and scary. God must be stupid, useless, unusual, remember the first 80 minutes, laughs, laughs, laughs, every day, every week and every month. Greetings
To all the Americans claiming that Dragon’s Den is a Shark Tank rip off: you DO realise that Dragon’s Den was made four years before Shark Tank was released, right?
Holy shit people are telling me my comment is copy pasted from a top comment... and I thought it was original, than I looked and saw a top comment posted an hour before mine with pretty much the same premise as mine... I seriously didn't notice and now... my whole life is completely useless... seriously man IF ONLY I WAS EARLIER.......
@@pinkiepielunagirls4541 But who’s Alex Baldwin? I found stuff about a guy called Alec Baldwin going to prison, but I didn’t find anything about whoever Alex Baldwin is.
I don't know if anyone here is, Colon. What if we all live in one large land mass and people just talk kind of funny and act different just for fun. Just like the simulations. Except this time it's worse. This time we all die in the end. Either painfully or not painfully. And we have to choose. Because the clock is ticking. There is not time to waste. We will die and go somewhere new. To a new landmass in a never-ending murder cycle of fun! Grinning Face
Never have I laughed so hard at a bit than when they came out with the Dragons Den...I have found myself randomly chuckling at the line of “telecoms mogul, Peter” days after watching the video.
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"What is a felon?" _"I t 's a f e m a l e m e l o n , C h a r l i e."_
Yes
Creme Sodie 900 like
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@@user-wk2gi5cp9y why are you subscribed to belle delphine, simp?
Do fruits have gender. Is it gay if I nevermind.
*Gets out of a place you were forcefully trapped in for sometimes years*
*gets on laptop*
Brilliant food, friendly criminals, five stars.
@Annoying Jerk You're not annoying enough Mr Jerk.
@Super Lard brain You've changed your username Mr Jerk.
wtf is happening here
wtf happened here
wtf happens here
This videos summary:
20% Reading prison reviews
30% Laughter
50% One of them trying to sell his cookie business to a den of dragons
Dragon's Den is a TV show where people pitch their dumb business/product ideas to some investors.
50% DESCRIPTION
It's like British Shark Tank
trying hard to get over 10 minutes :^)
@@MrSchplingle79 Whilst that makes it easier for them to understand, Shark Tank is technically American Dragon's Den.
"I love how they brutally beat me to death."
*5 stars*
Oh, it's one of those things.
;)
.
*kinky*
*smacc*
I think I've seen that one somewhere before.
Fap
Fap
Fap
*Wet Raspberry Noise*
MMM... Tastes like Nutella...
This is why you always carry a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
There was one kid shot up the kindergarten but used that. I was pretty mad at him but when he pulled out that card I couldn't help but clap.
SleepyMeowstic112002
that’s called buying the card
You may get out of jail, but you're still going to court and then to prison.
Coconut? :O
No, you buy the Roblox gamepass 'Unjail Free'. Trust me, it works. Worth every penny.
I'd like a Dragons Den episode with just George, Dan, David and Will as the dragons trying to get partnerships with the shittest businesses.
Dans DeadInside i think charlie should be the only dragon
Dans DeadInside i reckon hed be quite good at negotiating
???lauren you make a convincing point
yall r sleeping on jack tbh i bet he’d tear it up in the boardroom
very arigatoful shít man let's just get all of Soothouse to be dragons instead
Sometimes I wish I were British so I too could laugh at SootHouse's cultural references and weirdly specific stereotypes about people from specific parts of England
You can always read up on it.
Honestly it makes me proud to be british.
@@typ2679 yeah, I'm glad I'm British.
I can’t imagine not knowing what the John Lewis advert is, and just sitting there listening to them crack up for a full minute
So, you want to be America's Bitch?
2/3: Actually reading Google reviews of Prisons.
1/3: An extended inexplicable sketch about a guy trying to get Telecoms Mogul, Peter to buy into his terrible cookie business on the show “Dragons’ Den”.
Perfectly use of my time, watching this video.
606, three more likes (I’m so immature)
3 likes needed at this point (663 when i liked this)
I need an episode 2 of this
Damn, wish I knew fuck all about Dragon's Den or what the fuck a telecoms mogul is.
Or Peter. Or Debra. Or the other guy.
@@ArcanineEspeon I think dragons den is like shark tank and a telecoms mogul is someone who owns telecoms businesses or something
how did this go from a prison reviews episode to a episode of bootleg dragons den
'Murican bootleg dragons den.
the 10 minute mark mate
Bootleg? I'd say it was pretty spot on.
@@Pippaqueenofdumb The the the the the
Tbh how have you guys NOT done a Florida Man based video. Some of the most absurd news articles, all from florida
Yes, this must happen
Us floridians aim to please
Florida Man, the hero we need, the hero we don't deserve.
YES I APROVE
There's an entire subreddit for it
I love how half of it is just the roleplaying
Eat crossiant
@@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410
Eat pant.
They traded a duck shaped rock for one hundreds cigarettes?!!
He got scammed.
That rock is priceless
Well said
Agreed
Couldn't have said it better myself
I gave that rock to him when we were kids as a symbol of our friendship.....I can’t believe he gave it away for cigarettes
Jokes aside, what the fuck are they going to do with a rock.
do google reviews of oceans, yes oceans
Thats a thing?
There's always a thing for everything now
Yup! I left one on the pacific because of how fucking terrible it is, worst ocean ever, 0 stars
Jotaro Kujo gave some reviews on oceans.
@@nonomen6665 Yes, It is time to the owner do a renovation on the ocean. They don't pay any attention to their establishment, how many years has passed without any maintenance in it? It is always dirty and all.
At the start of every soothouse video
*Someone asks a have you ever question
Someone:"NO"
Someone Else "YES"
Literally says a sentence normally
Everyone: laugh hysterically
This is secretly a help message, they are stuck in the soothouse and need our help
Elliott Piker yo
Sorrow
TV
Think about it
It's the soothouse
690th like
Please do a review of Antarctica, I’ve heard it’s pretty cool.
c;
"they don't let you leave"
It is, I've heard they eat snow sandwiches with ice as bread. Tasty!
HAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEE
That's cold of you to say
Came for the prison reviews, stayed for the dragons den
Mers That sounds like a medieval fantasy-themed porno.
That means you watch too much of it then, buddy.
can we get one more like 666 iluminati confirm
I want to know who George picked. lol
Uterjelly And you don't watch enough of it, homeslice.
*when you forgot to change the D E S C R I P T I O N*
Frickfrock The crock what did it say before it got changed?
0 0 f I don’t remember I think I spelled something wrong
5 stars:
Only got shanked twice, but other than that, it wasn’t that bad.
Question: what does 'shanked' mean?
ima airplane stabbed in uk slang
ima airplane It's when you share snacks with your inmate
@@imaairplane708 It's not exactly uk slang, but a shank and stab is very different. A stab is sort of like a deep, deep, poke. A shank is basically a really quick poke about 4-7 times
Better question why does it sound like they are disappointed about not being shamked more
Is it bad that I *_really_* want more Bootleg Dragon's Den from you guys?
Just a voice over of actual episodes and their own stupid shit would be absolutely hilarious.
So it's basically a British rip off of Shark Tank?
Trey Walker You wot mate? Riff-off? Dragon’s den was released four years before Shark Tank was lmao
@@copycatz1361 'Muricans: DRAGONS DEN IS SHARK TANK RIP OFF WAAAAAAAA
Dragon's Den: * was released in 2005 while Shark Tank was released in 2009
Wow pro gamer move, 'Muricans lmao
hahaha lmao
Don’t worry. If the house is hunted, we can just hire some ghost haunters!
I s THAT *C H L O E*
I thiINK *IT IS*
@@wayward_clique9309 *Y E S*
the FBI agent who monitors your game progress
This is where Chloe goes if you set her free at the end
Did you guys literally just have a dragon's den roleplay in the middle of an episode.
best part imo
They could parody Top Gear on ice and I wouldn't be surprised.
had to get to 10 minutes
🎶"Dejavu, ive seen these replys before"🎶
No, that was the video.
this video was so british that i had to go make some tea.
I am going to smoke some tea
Lancelot V Sounds dope, can i join?
Ur pic is so white that I just had to drink pumpkin spice latte
Mf Tripz xD
@leDankus what about Tokyo bay
My local County jail has better reviews than the School District in the area.
Where Do You Live?
Pasco County, FL
@@VincentFarides1776 makes sense
and they're right
@@VincentFarides1776 lol
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Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? “I see you everywhere, how do you do that”
@@HaHa-gg9dl copycats
What did it say he changed it
This is so sad can we have some water
CactusTeam is it CLEAN
no get your own
No C O K E
painfully unfunny, disliked
I gotchu
_’it wasn’t lit’_
yes that is what it says good job
Indeed, i too saw the thumbnail.
@@BananaLizard That thumbnail had me dying. 😂
It really wasnt
Litn't
Not prison but one time my teacher got upset at my class so she walked us over to the jail next to the school (not a very good place for a jail) and told us that if we didnt straighten out our act that was where we'd end up
Plot twist its the jail for pedos
You'll get free health care tho its a win win
Isn't prison just free room healthcare and food
@@choosegamingfps2032 I mean yeah, it kinda is
Why did they threaten the kids with a better location
"Dat's whey mah PE teacher went aftah he tuched meh bum."
Can anyone imagine a SootHouse video without laughter
Someone should like make an edit where nobody laughs at anybody's jokes and it's just super awkward
EmptyHouse
That's just called SorrowTV
@@RaphCSGO No..?
No.
5/5 Came for the crime stayed for the dragons.
7:03
"Can you give us an idea of your turnover in the last year."
"Oh they were delicious."
When the video is about prisons but it ends on a fictional cookie business pitch to Dragons Den, you know it's gonna be one to remember.
🌟🌟⭐⭐⭐
I came here for google reviews on prisons and ended up getting a Dragon's Den roleplay midway in
⭐⭐
I came here of an evaluation of a SootHouse episode. The first two stars were fine, but then the author started to deviate in the chosen icons, and I think they are trying to hack my browser.
Laetitian Madhatter it was a 2 out of five. In the same format you gave a 0 out of 2.
⭐️⭐️
I came to this reply section expecting people to appreciate the comment. First reply was great but the second one clearly did not get the joke the first reply made.
*the food was the best food I've ever eaten. My roommate was friendly and only tried to stab me twice, but lovely Geezer though hope he gets out before his wife leaves*
Yes,The God must be crazy.The God must be crazy,The God must be crazy,classical,remembering and comedy during the early 80's still laughing,laughing and laughing daily.weekly and monthly at all.Cheers to all.
@@inakakunam nuthouse for you
+Tyler McDonald :-(
His brain is fried from those animes on his channel.
Dangerous stuff, hope my kids don't touch them.
Yes, he should be very lucky. God should be messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, scary and scary. God must be stupid, useless, unusual, remember the first 80 minutes, laughs, laughs, laughs, every day, every week and every month. Greetings
I can’t believe they put prison reviews in this Dragon’s Den video.
I want to know how much ”time customers usually spend here“
And what are their busy hours?
Rena Kunisaki good question
"Customers usually spend about 20 to life here, depending on parole"
I spent 23 years for 3 counts of vehicular manslaughter and coordinated attacks against children
@@Liam-zg2ip understandable, have a nice day
Please do reviews of the North Korean embassy in London. They're amazing.
Joe's Gaming Channel "Met big lad Kim, seems nice fellow. Same there wasn't any food"
I love how this channel is just people having fun laughing at stuff.
2/10 too much water
1.5/10 not clean enough
11/10 so much water. Stay hydrated bois
Man, that water doesn't look clean.
It wasn't lit?
That joke is dead
*"it wasn't lit"*
Are you saying that it's unlit as in dark?
@@FelixHelixihare I think that was the intent of the reviewer. But I'll bet prison isn't very lit in the colloquial sense either.
Why are we still here
Just to suffer
it was okay
It wasn't lit,
It was shit.
I hate prison
I was their minion
A little poem for ya cause why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ok I'll leave now..
can we get a whole video dedicated to dragons den pitches haha
This, please!
"-£199,995"
*gets offers from all five dragons*
Isn't there a game like that? Snake oil or something? It'd be fun to hear them play.
Haha
“Not enough Singing- A little misleading.”
what!? Was he expecting the inmates to sing a cover of Dolly Parton? “Serving 9 to life! 😂”
Prisons are called "sing sings"
I was picturing more of a _Jailhouse Rock_ situation...
No the Chain gangs
Oml please do reviews of schools. The ones about mine are funny as hell.
// Aesthetic // yeah they should do high schools tho
@@diegonapoles2469 yeah my middle school reviews are a total meme
"this school has ligma"
I found it in my old school
A group of kids made a Twitter account for my old high school and kept it running for a while, it was funny as fuck... I am gonna go find it now
I thought British prison was just Australia? 🤔
Chad McStacy aw fuck sake😂 gotta tell NASA to eliminate you
@@wildcard.- r/wooosh
Morgan Dignowity Australia isn’t real lol
@@artezui Double woosh
wait isn't Australia like South Canada
I just realised the text is colour-coded. I've been watching for 4 months.
5/10 nice showering service. All the other men help you pick up the soap in the showers.
DEPRESSION
Edit: How tf did I get this many likes by saying depression
YEAH- no wait
YEAH
*ERECTION*
CONGESTION
ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
dragons den is such a better name than shark tank because dragons are known to be dangerous and hoard lots of money
kermit sewerside true but it's called sharks for "loan sharks" because they loan money
Whereas sharks are renowned for there cuddles right
Liam Thomas duh. ever watched baby shark do doo do do do do?
Samuel Young now that i think about it there’s good reasons for the name shark tank top ok original comment is cancelled everyone go home
kermit sewerside ever seen Pete's dragon? He's cuddly. Don't cry Morty it's ok 👌
To all the Americans claiming that Dragon’s Den is a Shark Tank rip off: you DO realise that Dragon’s Den was made four years before Shark Tank was released, right?
I've only seen one person say that
who was made before what?
They're made by the same people
>To all the "Americans"
Teach me this ability to instantly discern a person's nationality through text using only arbitrary logic alone.
@@ChrrolloDI If you read a bit further, he is only talking to the Americans claiming Dragon's Den is a rip off.
I can't say the video turning into Dragon's Den role play halfway though was the _first_ thing I expected.
*”we’re the idiots that look forward to the John Lewis ad every year”* 😂😂😂
I didn't think the U.K had prisons I thought they had Australia.
We did but then they decided to make their own country.
Mate you just copy pasted one of the top comments...
Holy shit people are telling me my comment is copy pasted from a top comment... and I thought it was original, than I looked and saw a top comment posted an hour before mine with pretty much the same premise as mine... I seriously didn't notice and now... my whole life is completely useless... seriously man IF ONLY I WAS EARLIER.......
Well you do bring the propane
Card44 remember dude you can’t have the same ideas as someone else or else you copied them!
"We're the type of idiots that look forward to the John Lewis advert every year"
*uncontrollable laughter*
Des-pa-SCRIPTION
Underrated
DESCRIPTION so I'll pay attention
That’s a nice DESCRIPTION
That thumbnail has aged so well
How?
@@Periwinkleaccount it says "alex baldwin" in the review screenshot
@@pinkiepielunagirls4541 But who’s Alex Baldwin? I found stuff about a guy called Alec Baldwin going to prison, but I didn’t find anything about whoever Alex Baldwin is.
Was that last part basically the British version of “shark tank”?
Yes. Dragon's Den is Brit shark tank.
No dragons den is canadian shark tank
Yeah and it's great.
Rich English people telling poor English people that their ideas are wank.
Top quality telly.
Yeah the Canadian one too
No shark tank is american dragons den
Ooh I can tell from the thumbnail this is gonna be a GOOD FOOKIN VIDEO
lukez 64 this video “wasn’t lit”
That thumbnail was one C away from aging poorly
It wasn't clit
Why?
@@cyberqueen201 this is pretty irrelevant now but take a look at that name
Pyrocynical's father left all of these reveiws
We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal
* cat in wheel chair hits ground *
David Jeffery why do you have two first names
@@idiothoe5421 why does your name sound like a fookin street mate
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-This is a description.
No its a definition
NO THIS IS PATRICK
Ok but let’s not forget that pyro’s dad is in prison
Pyro is my dad
Actually he’s recently been released, as it was mentioned on a recent video.
Well guys we did it, my dad is released from prison.
We must send his dad an L
Some Loser [insert OMFG - hello remix]
The thumbnail is some prophet level predict
Ahemm DESCRIPTION.
Done, thank me later.
Idk wym it seem fine to me ;)
That shameless dragon dens roleplay to get the video to 10:03.
Lel
Dude I don't even care that shit was fuckin. Hilarious!
Thank you! Finally! I agree, Aeris
10:04 actually
Was gonna comment the same thing.
The thumbnail is almost hilariously ahead of its time
"Can you give us an idea of your turnover in the last year?"
I don't make turnovers, I make cookies
Glad to know I’m not the only middle-class twat to call Christmas “Crimbo” 😂
I’m sorry I’m not British
I don't know if anyone here is, Colon. What if we all live in one large land mass and people just talk kind of funny and act different just for fun. Just like the simulations. Except this time it's worse. This time we all die in the end. Either painfully or not painfully. And we have to choose. Because the clock is ticking. There is not time to waste. We will die and go somewhere new. To a new landmass in a never-ending murder cycle of fun! Grinning Face
As a lower working classman I can tell you I also call it crimbo on the occasion.
3/5 - Everything is great but why use bottled soap dispensers? I want soap bars back cause I haven't had sex for 12 years now.
Just knock the bottle to the ground
3/10 rooms were really uncomfortable, too little space, cannot pick up soaps in the shower without feeling a piercing pain in my back area.
Hahaha
I watched this video as a man and have been halfway through it, I'm still a man. 👌👌
Meh Eggs! *_This video does not change your gender_*
Just when i read this i saw it in the video like wtf
@@vivirights7871 r/Wooooooosh
@@oli7237 that wasn't a woosh and this isn't Reddit, watch the whole vid
That thumbnail aged well
That thumbnail with alex Baldwin is kinda ironic now
the thumbnail is one letter off of being topical as of october 22, 2021
i love sitting here. being american. And they make references i have no potential to understand at all
ah yes, as a British person i get all of these
Telecoms Mogul, Peter.
PogChamp
fierce_berzerk pog chain
I'm German, just sitting here watching them laugh about jokes I don't get. But tbh I don't think I could use my time any better xD
DESCRIPTION, MY DUDE
I rate prison a 8 out of 10 they had free food but people seem to have forgot how to hold soap
That thumbnail aged so fucking well it's hilarious.
the thumbnail to this video aged well
That thumbnail aged like chardonnay blanc from 1953.
I love how the guy who said dab is a local guide lmao
And the guy who said lit
Instructions unclear. I am now a seagull.
i love how they delve into a roleplay of whatever that is
That thumbnail predicted the future
Please more dragon's den, I laughed so hard I literally cried.
today i learned a lot of british words.
Crimbo crib def
for example DESCRIPTION
Hilarious thumbnail considering what's going on right now
The worst prison I've ever been to was called "The Silverware Drawer."
and it was a fucking 700watt freezer for me.
how does it feel to roleplay as a spoon in youtube comment sections
@@miinkke I don't roleplay as a spoon. I *AM* a spoon.
@@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 how do you type
@@TokaDot sick bro
Alex Baldwin put in prison 3 years ago, now Alec Baldwin might go to prison
Never have I laughed so hard at a bit than when they came out with the Dragons Den...I have found myself randomly chuckling at the line of “telecoms mogul, Peter” days after watching the video.
Half prison reviews half dragons den role play
The John Lewis adverts are just cinematic masterpieces that comes round at December I love em
How to get likes:
Step 1: *DESCRIPTION*
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
Careful Kyle
Jacksfilms ahaha
what’s step 2
@@stealthclaws1157 ???
Step 1: collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
oh no the thumbnail aged REAL bad
FOOKIN DESCRIPTION M8
I love how they just had a Dragon's Den roleplay in the middle of the video
That thumbnail... oof
They tried to warn us