The ACTUAL Worst National Team In The World
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2024
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many say that san marino has the worst national team in the world. but i think there's a team even worse: american samoa. today we learn their story, one that deserves way more attention. no i haven't watched next goal wins by taika, thor 4 still has me scarred.
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0:00 INTRO
0:26 WORLD RECORD LEVELS OF TERRIBLE
7:19 LOST
9:40 REDEMPTION
Partially Edited By Jerzo:
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Music Used:
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Learn More:
Next Goal Wins Documentary
www.amazon.com/Next-Goal-Wins...
Australia 31-0 American Samoa: The loneliest game in history - Joe Brewin
www.fourfourtwo.com/features/...
THE UPLIFTING STORY OF AMERICAN SAMOA’S FOOTBALLING REDEMPTION - Aidan Williams
thesefootballtimes.co/2015/08...
Nicky Salapu can count to 57 or How the players of American Samoa lost every game but really won - Matthew Hall
/ nicky-salapu-can-count...
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The long awaited San Marino vs American Samoa friendly we all need to see. One day… one day they’ll do it.
American samoa would probably win
Need to start a crowdfunder to make it happen!
@@nikolasimoni5018😂 no
I genuinely dont think so. @@nikolasimoni5018
I am pretty sure San Marino will do much much better in a confederation like Asia. I think they can easily defeat my country.
You really built up that American Samoa keepers trauma so much I thought you were gonna say ‘in the end, it was too much for him, and he killed himself’. Thank god he didn’t. My prayers to you salupu
It had to be built up for his incredible redemption arc.
@@baymax1 yeah I understand it now after watching the full thing, but damn was I thinking the worst initially
@@Kinggrave I thought (initially) that he would permanently retire and totally separate himself from the game, never even want to see a match from the guilt. But, what a warrior.
He was my youth coach for grass roots, I can say first hand he is one of the happiest people I’ve ever met.
Instead he became American Samoa’s best ever player, apparently he even play abroad in Austria and Indonesia.
He also was the goalkeeper in American Samoa’s first ever competitive win, 2-1 over Tonga.
He’s a legend, definitely the best of his country!
Australia's move to AFC is fully justified with this being the case
Australia pretty much is Asian culturally nowadays, they have huge diaspora of Indian, Lebanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese and Japanese population. Makes sense to join AFC from a competitive and cultural standpoint.
I was kinda half expecting this video to be about the Vietnamese national team from the fact that they have no shot of making to third round of world cup after losing to Indonesia twice in one international break.
If you're down 16-0 in the first half, you might as well try to get 5 red cards In the second half, so you lose by 3-0 from match abandonment
Wait would that actually work? I doubt it, but desperately want it to
Can we all just agree San Marino ISNT the worst team, it’s not their fault that they get pummelled by their much larger neighbours each year. Let San Marino play Am. Samoa or Micronesia and we’ll see something
They lost against St Lucia and St Kitts and Nevis
San Marino is BAD! don't get fooled
@@siler22don’t diss Caribbean islands, Trinidad for example stopped the USA from reaching the 2018 world cup
no, its gibralter, just look at france 14-0 gibralter
@@deeznoots6241Deflection
They have more inhabitants than San Marino
I think many of you can't grasp how few people live in San Marino
I know Nicky Salapu and he’s such a great guy. I referred soccer with him for a few years and he has a genuine passion for the game and is super kind and humble. He never brought this up once which kinda shocked me but I think that really shows his character. Can’t say enough good about him.
Did you ref with him in fife?
thats excellent man but ur gonna have to leave some more info to convince me
0:32 as someone who lives in NSW you summarised it surprisingly well for not even living there.
friendlyjordies mane
@@ComradePaolo fair enough lol
Loved the way you talked about the Fa'afafine. Didn’t make a big deal out of it, literally just explained it and moved on. I’ve been watching your videos for a while and that moment made me subscribe. You seem like a very open-minded person and that’s rare for a football fan, unfortunately. But that made me happy
I think the reason for Australia going total scorched earth in that qualifying is because they were starting to push to leave oceania and they used the 2002 qualification process as a platform to demonstrate just how far above everyone else in the continent the socceroos were.
They swapped to asia before the next world cup and its worked out better for everyone since
We did qualify for 2006 in the OFC.
@jacklang3314 yes but the move was approved of in 2005. It was just too late to move Australia into Asian qualifying for that world cup
As an aussie I love the reference to Friendlyjordies
F***** beat me to it 😂.
Maqwell even more based. I grew up an hour south of Coffs, so always a chuckle when this game is mentioned.
4:27 "Were they really that pissed off about Melbourne 1997?" Yes. Yes we were.
What happened back then, just curious because I sadly don’t get the joke :(
@@kamalite in 1997 we had a play off game with iran were up 2-0 then the game stopped because a man ran on the field in the 48th minute and cut the net australia lost all the momentum it had and iran scored twice draw and won on agrregate
australia was undefeated the whole campagin and had beaten mexico and france came 2nd in the cofederations cup still didn't qaulify for the world cup australian fans are still angered about this
@@zioreturnsgaming damn, I see, that’s really unfortunate :/
@@kamalite it hurts as we beat bet mexico and france barely a month after and france went on to enter and win the world cup kinda funny
Australia failed to qualify for the '98 world cup. They were leading 2-0, but eventually drew 2-2 and Iran advanced on away goals. During that infamous game, a spectator somehow managed to cut up Iran's goal net.
You should make a video about how unserious CONCACAF is.
Fun fact: Nicky salapu was a referee at one of my soccer games last year. Not a good referee, but a referee nonetheless.
vietnam team under philipe troussier analysis when?
Got to wait for the full qualifier first and then we cry about it.
@@quangnguyenviet1188 you guys better stick with park seo-hang, troussier bad, you don't play the guy in ligue 2, why, only he know
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Wohooooo 3-0 in hanoi baby....
1:57 BENZEMAAAAA
💀💀💀💀
Le queda para BenzemaAAaAaAaAAAA
Awesome video (per usual). I am glad you humanized what 31-0 loss. I know it's been meme'd into the ground, but like imagine being on that pitch and watching goal after goal go in your net. Keep up the great work!
Do the documentary first then the taika waititi film but with whiskey
Didnt expect maqwell to made a video about american samoa😂
I actually hope San Marino can have more friendlies with like American Samoa and such.
It's always better to have a competetive game, at any level, than a blowout.
Oceania is incredibly weak, even San Marino would be some of these teams by 10+ goals
Theres also St Kilda Saints in the AFL (Australian Football League) (its own sport) who has existed since 1873 (151 years old) and has only won one flag (premiership) in their history, in 1969, and is currently on the road to having the longest drought in VFL/AFL history, only behind 1933 - 2005 South Melbourne / Sydney Swans (They relocated from south melbourne to sydney during their drought)
I really thought he was gonna be talking about Nepal National Team because of the way we are playing in world cup qualifiers
isnt the nepal fa very corrupt or something?
Now I believe even Nepal has a chance with the current India team
@@kevinbarnes218last time I’ve heard about Nepal was how horrible the previous coach, that makes Rohit Chand and some few key players refuse to play in the AFC qualifiers.
Videos like this is why I love your channel and I hope you carry on. That PSG video was how I found you
well now I need to watch Next Goal Wins now, thank you for this video :) are we gonna get more WC quals reviews?
Next Goal Wins is a great documentary to watch on this team. The full minute celebrations after beating Tonga were amazing and you get a sense of how massive the win was.
I appreciate that you actually put in some effort to properly pronounce Samoa. Thank you maqwell
Thank you for this video . I have a connection that I won't ramble about. Now there's been the documentary and film about the team, but your videos are dope.
We truly need an international tournament with the bottom 32 teams in the FIFA world rankings
I think someone did that in football manager
@@voiceofcrime it was so lit that we need in real life
VIETNAM LOSING VID WHEN?
San Marino would definitely beat most teams in Oceania. Maybe only Fiji, PNG and NZ could beat them
PNG is the 6th best team in Oceania Fiji is the 4th Solomon Islands & New Caledonia are better
Even Solomon Islands are probably better than San Marino
PNG got dominated by Sri Lanka
If those Oceania teams had resources in Europe like San Marino did, they would be top 100 nations
@@Jarrad_utft well San Marino has only 35k people, Solomon Islands 700k that would not be surprising
I remember watching the movie about this, and when we saw American Samoa beat Tonga 2-1 in the movie we were really happy and completely shocked
Watch the movie “Next goal Wins” which covers American Samoa a couple years after that Australia loss.
Next Goal Wins was a light hearted enjoyable movie.
That commentary is actually the actor James Nesbitt doing a voiceover for a football bloopers video called Eat My Goal.
WE NEED A PERU 2018 WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION VIDEO ESSAY
This bro we need this
One thing i always when talking about San Marino is that if you would put San Marino against either Angulia,US virgin islands or the British virgin islands they would absolutly destroy all of them but its just that they are always put up against far bigger and more competitiv European countries
Didn't San Marino drew with St Kitts?
@@queenzoroark St. Kits are 60 spots above both Angulia,US Virgin Islands etc...
@@Harun-hr4em Compared to any low-ranked country in Europe, they still should have lost
If they would destroy teams like that, then they would have 100% won 10 games in the nations league or friendlies by now, but they haven’t because they are just as bad as those teams
dont you realize european teams are far superior to oceanian? of course they would win against them@@Jarrad_utft
I am kinda interested to see the movie adaptations but knowing about Taika Waititi recent reputations kinda scare me
imo, the lower levels of the game is where the true beauty can be found. i remember playing the 2010 world cup game endlessly bc of all the lower rated countries i could try to make a run with. its a shame that they no longer make standalone world cup games bc it disregards the names, stories, and nations that rarely see the spotlight
Didn’t expect a friendlyjordies reference in the first minute
great video maqwell. as always sir, i’ll be happy to tune into the next.
This was a great video. Thanks for doing it.
As an Australian, I love how Maqwell starts off the video mentioning jordies and our government.
I love your channel for videos like this. Was that Final Fantasy 7:Crisis Core music playing around 14:00 - 15:00?
San Marino lost to st kitts nevis. They need to play turks and caicos, usvi, bvi to get a win
The second friendly against SKN ended in a 0-0 draw but San Marino had the better scoring chances
@@riccardosemeraro9368 still didn't win. They played both games at home.
@@Steveharvey-r3v I know but Skn qualified for the last Gold Cup
@@riccardosemeraro9368 yea but everyone was saying San Marino is better than teams in the Caribbean and oceania. And they only struggle because European teams are too strong.
@@riccardosemeraro9368 i wish their was a tournament with the worst ranked teams to see who's actually the worst
he should do a video about the micronesia u23s they lost by way more the 31-0
Any chance we’d be getting a video on El Salvador’s federation climb up the hill and nasty faceplant of where they are now?
This is for this kind of stories I love football. It's not just about the top, it's also about the bottom. Sunday league football, players who have jobs besides football and grind to win games.
There's a reason why the national cup of France (and England). Amateurs vs pros, watching stories about amateur players getting ready to play against the pros. This season, US Revel, a 6th division French team, played against PSG on Sunday at 8.45pm, which is unusual for amateurs and the whole world could watch them. I know they would lose the game and they lost 9-0. But they'll have memories to cherish forever.
As an Indonesian i am still waiting your reaction about current Vietnam national team situation 😂😂😂😂
3 games with 3 consecutive Lost
Amazing video bro!
it's a good day when Maxwell uploads
At 4.25 what happened at Melbourne 1997?
3:58 that clip about the American Samoa sub is from James Nesbitt's football DVD, think it was called Eat My Goal. Think I still own it somewhere
didnt they make a whole movie about this team that came out this year i think its called next goal wins
As a Samoan who love football there's not much fanfare about it in the islands. Seeing someone tell one of our stories is cool too see! Maxwell is a honorary Samoan now 🤣🇦🇸🇼🇸
this is interesting becuase the standard for "worst team" at least in my lifetime has been san marino
Any chance of a "What the hell is happening at Schalke" video?
Great video. Not surprising they lost by such a score given they had such an inexperienced squad. Thank for the added context!!!
Niki Salapu also play in Indonesian football league with Mitra Kukar.
yo can we get another eurovision video, enjoyed watching it on the toilet.
Such a well researched video. This is what international football is all about! Think some players and fans alike should watch this for a bit of inspiration
-You are crying from a video essay about american samoa football team?
-the salapu redemption got me
What are you thinkung about Vietnam playing Indonesia ?
😂😂😂
the less said about that the better really...
Maqwell, make a video essay about the Ivory Coast win on 2023 AFCON
Hello Maqwell, does your merch ship to France? Thx for you video!!!
Hey man! Sorry for the late response, it does!
Meanwhile the San Marino national team players are writing down the notes so that they would invite American Samoa for a friendly match just for their second ever victory.
Are you really trying to divert your audience from that San Marino Career Mode part 2?
Wouldn’t mind an American Samoan one though.
Maqwell Football History Lesson, we cooking boys! (damn that was an emotional video)
Maqwell please rank the new 2024 Euro kits, iam begging you
what a good watch man, love this game
I love how Loew was reported to tell his players to go easy on brazil at halftime and australia just goes: "Yea lets mess these fuckers up".
another video on the Vietnam national team?
The fact that Australia was even allowed to be in this situation is unfortunate, like these island have less than 5000~ people or so and yet they had to suffer from Australia
We need to see a friendly between san marino and american samoa
1:57 benzema just cream himself after hearing that
Thank you 🙏🙏 I love this movie 🍿 & I'm glad that you made this video to show what really happened 🥰🥰🥰
7:36 dream island
BABE WAKE UP NEW MAQWELL BANGER
Make a video about Vietnam under Philippe Troussier please :)))
Does anyone know the song at 7:19
Make a video of world cup qualifiers
What's up with the sad Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII background music?
Please do Afc world cup qualifier
I need Mexico National Team video I need u to shed light on those greedy bastards
Great score by the Wallabies against a competitive Samoa team.
Oh wait a minute.
1:59 Nah there's also Mini Ladd who showed his Miniladd to young Mini Ladds if you know what I mean.
This is a video of the year nominee right here
You still owe us San Marino fifa series
Does this scare you?
🇮🇩
my man aint even talking abt vn after that asian cup loss💀😭
Bro literally try so hard to get maqwell sick again
Really hurt after the van hau incident wkwkwkwk
@@CaturCA van hau probably wont be meeting Indonesia for a while
Hey Maqwell good video. Here’s a video idea for the next video essay. Make a video talking about the downfall of the Mexican federation, full of corruption, scandals, and lack of quality of players in Europe. I think it would make a good video.
Theres a movie called next goal wins about an american manager going to american samoa and winning their first ever game against Tonga 2-1
Did you watch the video?
No way!!!
And the movie was trash
Such a great story i was making joke and now feels like shit😭😭😭
Australia vs. American Samoa would actually be a great match if they were playing a very different kind of football.
I actually think that even though next goal wins did bad at the box office its getting more views on streaming and itll be a cult hit in a few years, even though rogen did say the film made him a cartoon character, but expected when making a comedy.
This summer American Samoa will play a friendly vs Nauru which will be the small island country's first ever match
Date of the fixture?
@@mk_annan22 in august, the exact day isn't confirmed yet, also this summer there should be the Marshall Islands' debut vs Micronesia
The copious use of Super Mario Sunshine music is why I keep coming back. Videos are cool, too.
It's like that old meme
Australia against tiny islands is an Alpha lion, once they get to the world cup to face half decent competition it's the smallest cutesy house cat you can think of
They were pretty good at the World Cup Tbf
And here i thought this was going to be a video about man utd post fergie
Would this video be an argument for introducing a mercy rule in football?
1:43 how could they not delay their exams for World Cup Qualifying
Water polo players get out of exams in America
That poor goalkeeper
Whatever you post I’ll be watching maqwell