I love the idea that there's always just been an extra criminal running around that nobody ever noticed...just slowly giving people cancer...and looking for loose change in the couch cushions...fucking bravo jj.
How about that X-Man who's part of the original squad but his power is that everyone forgets him, and Xavier only remembers him because he set a psychic alarm to remind him of Forget-Me-Man?
I mean, there is also a possibility that Joker's crew found Zarbar on the street 5 minutes before the call and then Joker in his mad brilliance decided to use this strange creature to succesfully gaslight Batman into thinking he has cancer so he runs off to the hospital while Joker can do whatever
It's baffling to me that Zarbar is only a tad stranger than Joker's actual sidekicks. One time he stole a baby gorilla and killed its mother with joker gas, then trained the baby gorilla to the point where it was not only an efficient do-crimer, but proficient with firearms and parachutes. It then gained cognizance after one of their jobs gone wrong, killed itself out of guilt, and left the Joker depressed for like 5 minutes. Zarbar is only slightly stranger than this.
I love how Joker is ambiguously crazy, like sure he can kill hundreds but can actually raise, care, and love for a gorilla without flipping out and killing/abandoning it
It is genuinely weird how every scenario you put Joker in, it always feels like something he _would_ do just to mess with Batman. From suddenly having a new sidekick that he's had all along to doing community service. He's so beyond parody it's hilarious.
Have you seen the Harley Quinn series? Some of his lines in that series fucking *kill* me. He finds out Batman's identity at one point and proceeds to lambast him over Waynetech's failure to deliver an electric car - which he supposedly had a deposit in for. Whatever anyone's thoughts on the rest of the show are, Harley Quinn's Joker is a fucking riot and a half.@@Bleusilences
Something I used to think about is what if Joker just caused a scene one day hinting at some bigger plan, but he didn't actually do anything. Would batman be able to accept that Joker was just trolling or would he be paranoid for the rest of his life (more than usual anyway)
I like to believe Joker would absolutely just start gaslighting Batman and all of the villains are either in on it, or are pretending because they are scared of him. Like Joker spends YEARS taking photos of himself and photoshopping Zarbar into them, making fake news posts, just preparing for the ONE day he's going to completely fuck with Batman. Maybe he's had Zarbar in a bunch of villain lineups and just WAITED for the day for Batman to notice.
@@DIRTkat_ofche kinda actually DID do this. Remeber that time he legit convinced Bruce he was some kind of immortal being that had been hau ting and terrorizing Gotham since the colonial days, The Laffing Man. And the creepy bit was, at the end of the arc, he finds out not all of the records had been doctored... then it went nowhere cause DC writters.
@@MisterCynic18 Imagine a box. Person A says "there is nothing inside the box." Person C says "there is something inside the box." Person G says "I don't know what's inside the box; I would need to open it first." Who would you consider to be open-minded?
I mean he doesn't have anything else. He just have a lot of people, a lot of money, and a lot of money for his people. He even doesn't count as super villain actually. He just very large weapon trader.
The fact that all of the images are screenshots from an actual episode leads me to believe that SolidJJ was just casually watching a 50's Batman cartoon, stumbled upon Zarbar and had an idea to make this video.
I had to look him up and yes indeed, ZarBOR (not "ZarBAR") is an existing character. He is the same species of 5th dimensional imp as Bat-Mite and Mr. Mxyzptlk from Superman. Cancer rays are not really a thing they regularly do, but it's almost certainly possible for them since they're practically reality-warping gods. Zarbor only shows up in that one episode of the New Adventures of Batman and surprisingly nowhere else even though he would be far from the weirdest thing in the entirety of the DC Multiverse.
Reminds me of the episode of the Spider-Man cartoon that features a villain named Goron, who's some bald guy with eye laser powers that teams up with Doctor Doom. It's never explained where he came from or why he has eye beams that can do stuff like grow vegetables, teleport objects, and control people's minds, all we learn is that he apparently has some past history with Doctor Doom since he's fighting him at the start of the episode before Doom offers him a partnership.
he probably never shows up because having an explicitly evil 5th dimensional imp just really can't be beat Bat-Mite is a Fanboy and Mxyzptlk just likes to mess with Superman, you can deal with them, especially since Mxy just wants to play Mind Games but if an imp that just wanted to kill you and in probably a direct manner shows up what are you gonna do when they atomize you with a snap of their fingers
In case you’re wondering, Zarbor is actually a reality warping imp from the fifth dimension (like mr. Mxyzptlk and Bat-Mite, which would explain why they are both green here). He only appeared in a two parter “Have an evil day”.
@@JacksonSwanson-n7b Considering that the other two can give Superman and the Bat-family a hard time without having to throw a punch, and that Goku isn’t really known for his smarts outside of fighting, there is a probability that Goku could be beaten by a fifth dimensional imp (barring plot armour and/or Dragonballs).
I love how Batman just accepts that they’ll keep going in a circle about Zarbar so he just goes along with it before being hit with cancer rays and bat mite
Even if Bruce is telling Robin this kind of information this late, you got to appreciate the time he's putting towards him. Better late than never, right?
2:02 holy shit now it actually makes sense he tried to kill batman and robin the slow way keeping them occupied with all these traps and heists so zarbar's ability could slowly kill them.
To be fair, being a civilian would be lousy as well (you might have a bomb strapped to you and Daredevil is the one rescuing you, you might have Superman try to get you to jump off a ledge, you might be a small business owner who has Rhino keep running through their building and/or customers, etc...). Even SolidJJ's versions of Mysterio and Taskmaster make being a villain iffy (Calendar Man, Kite Man, and Bad Samaritan are questionable even outside of SolidJJ lore).
I actually had a friend who was obsessed with Batman watched this channel pass away from cancer this year. This weirdly hits different lmao. Wish I could show them this.
Well it's spelled Zarbor but I just checked and... he's real. Zarbor was a real character who featured briefly in The New Adventures of Batman. He wasn't Joker's sidekick but... yeah. Since he was a 5th dimensional imp he presumably could shoot cancer rays if he wanted to.
I still remember the episode that aired on '98. When Batman defeated Joker once again, Zarbar shouted from the distance. When Batman turned around, Zarbar shot him with the cancer ray and got him lung cancer. It then continued with Batman cooking Kryptonite with his sidekick Robin and selling it to the bad guys. I am not going to spoil the end of the episode.
did lex luthor play gus or was he tuco? i wouldn't put it past him to cannonically have crushed kryptonite and snorted it since it's cannon that he's spent so much time with it around him and touching him that he got cancer from it.
This might be my favorite Solid jj skit. I love Zarbar. I've collected every DC comic he doesn't appear in. Those are the best Zarbar moments. The character is at his best when he's implicit. Like, you know Zarb's behind the action, collecting change out of the lair's couch for The Joker's schemes. Or possibly for himself. I like to think it's for himself. Zarbar's indifference to the world around him, and the plot in general, is what makes him click for me. He really deserves all the neglect he gets.
Batman is horrified that Zarbar shoots cancer rays out of his hands, but in the Harley Quinn show, Batman has a cancer ray himself. Just putting that out there.
Fun fact: according to the writers, the ray batman has in Harley Quinn CURES cancer. But it's not properly labeled, so the gag is that harley thinks she did something bad when she didn't.
How could he forget Zarbar, he's such a classic character. Hell my 7th birthday was themed around him for gods sake! There was green beans with mustaches everywhere!
One of your greatest sketches dude. Almost died of laugher at the Zarbar and his cancer rays and how Bats and Robin should get tested. And theres Bat-mite, classic as always
I like to imagine that Zarbar and Batmite are like those psychic parasites from Rick and Morty. They show up at your house, then manipulate your memories in order to ret-con themselves into your life. Then nobody even questions why Batman has a fifth dimensional fanboy who follows him around, yet somehow never uses his awesome power to help out. Batman himself is of course unaffected by this, seeing as his cowl is lined with tin foil.
I wouldn't be surprised at all if Batman's cowl was lined with tinfoil as well as several other ray-blocking materials, plus a couple of magical wards for good measure.
Zarbar just works here to get access to different couches as he follows Joker in break ins he’s gotta make rent ya know He only started using the cancer rays because he got called out
There's so much amazing and hilarious dialogue here it's really hard to just point one thing out. The fact that he's "agnostic" batman calling him a green little man. Very few youtube content creators constantly have laughing out loud. Thank you for your hard work
Honestly, if I was Batman in that situation, I totally would’ve believed it. I mean, the cancer rays seemed like BS, until Robin mentioned Bat-Mite comes with on missions all of the time. I would’ve been like: “No wonder we’ve never shown any symptoms of Cancer! Bat-Mite’s been keeping us alive this whole time!”
I like to think Zarbar wasn't actually always there, Joker just got him for this call and got all the other villains to agree he'd always been there so he could troll Batman.
JJ being sneaky and changing Zarbar's spelling so I'd look crazy when I googled him. That's a lot of effort changing all the documentation to "Zarbor"! I do remember Bat-Mite though.
And the heroes and villains just casually sharing a channel of communication with each other like they're in a private Discord server just for them to plan out their activities together.
Every hero and villain has this. Old James bond, Specter, Superman, Dick Tracy had a wrist radio. Commissioner Gordon, Super Friend with Legion of Doom. They all had private servers with each other. Do you expect them to find out information and planning like a caveman or the rest of us did in the past ??
The idea that Joker announces his villainous schemes to Batman through Discord calls is one of the greatest ideas ever created
I mean, how else can you facetime someone, SKYPE?
He started it lol we just happend along it and started using it too
@@HPMCCPooTisThis Batman is from the 60s, they wouldn't have skype or Discord, they would be using something time appropriate. Like TeamSpeak!
@@HPMCCPooTis
If it's something professional, you're supposed to use Teams or Slack
True he's had video calling before everyone even had color tvs!!
I love the idea that there's always just been an extra criminal running around that nobody ever noticed...just slowly giving people cancer...and looking for loose change in the couch cushions...fucking bravo jj.
It's somewhat similar in concept to ForgetMeNot, which "was" a partof original X-man, I belive,but nobody remembers him, because that's his power
How about that X-Man who's part of the original squad but his power is that everyone forgets him, and Xavier only remembers him because he set a psychic alarm to remind him of Forget-Me-Man?
@@mikoajpietrych6168who?
I mean, there is also a possibility that Joker's crew found Zarbar on the street 5 minutes before the call and then Joker in his mad brilliance decided to use this strange creature to succesfully gaslight Batman into thinking he has cancer so he runs off to the hospital while Joker can do whatever
It's like that one episode of Rick and Morty with the memory altering aliens lol
It's baffling to me that Zarbar is only a tad stranger than Joker's actual sidekicks. One time he stole a baby gorilla and killed its mother with joker gas, then trained the baby gorilla to the point where it was not only an efficient do-crimer, but proficient with firearms and parachutes. It then gained cognizance after one of their jobs gone wrong, killed itself out of guilt, and left the Joker depressed for like 5 minutes. Zarbar is only slightly stranger than this.
What the fuck
What the actual fuck. What decade was this?
I love how Joker is ambiguously crazy, like sure he can kill hundreds but can actually raise, care, and love for a gorilla without flipping out and killing/abandoning it
@@THENemesisXX992000s
@@THENemesisXX99I may be wrong but I think it was kinda recent
It is genuinely weird how every scenario you put Joker in, it always feels like something he _would_ do just to mess with Batman. From suddenly having a new sidekick that he's had all along to doing community service. He's so beyond parody it's hilarious.
It would be a nice change from the edgy Joker we seen in the last few decades. Not that I hate Joker from being edgy, but it's maybe time for change.
@@Bleusilencesthey need to go back to joker being an absolute menace, not actively harmful, but just extremely chaotic
Ah yes, Joker. The Andy Kaufman of supervillains.
Have you seen the Harley Quinn series? Some of his lines in that series fucking *kill* me. He finds out Batman's identity at one point and proceeds to lambast him over Waynetech's failure to deliver an electric car - which he supposedly had a deposit in for.
Whatever anyone's thoughts on the rest of the show are, Harley Quinn's Joker is a fucking riot and a half.@@Bleusilences
Something I used to think about is what if Joker just caused a scene one day hinting at some bigger plan, but he didn't actually do anything. Would batman be able to accept that Joker was just trolling or would he be paranoid for the rest of his life (more than usual anyway)
I like to believe Joker would absolutely just start gaslighting Batman and all of the villains are either in on it, or are pretending because they are scared of him. Like Joker spends YEARS taking photos of himself and photoshopping Zarbar into them, making fake news posts, just preparing for the ONE day he's going to completely fuck with Batman. Maybe he's had Zarbar in a bunch of villain lineups and just WAITED for the day for Batman to notice.
That's very in character with joker
@@DIRTkat_ofche kinda actually DID do this. Remeber that time he legit convinced Bruce he was some kind of immortal being that had been hau ting and terrorizing Gotham since the colonial days, The Laffing Man. And the creepy bit was, at the end of the arc, he finds out not all of the records had been doctored... then it went nowhere cause DC writters.
there the time he posioned the glue on postal stamps..
@@fanusobscuruswtf
@@fanusobscurusStill better than the writers at Marvel *looks angrily at Paul making out with MJ*
that exchange of "what even is Zarbar?" "I think he's agnostic" hit me like a freight train and I will never be the same
He might be shoot lazer out of his hands, but he's at least more open minded than the christian and the atheist.
I was just thinking that!!!😂😂lol ohmygod- that cannot be politically correct...right??!😂😂😐🤣
@@Skoopyghost Cancer lasers*
Those lasers cause cancer.
@@Skoopyghostwouldn't it be less open-minded? It's the position that ultimate truth is unknowable by human perceptions
@@MisterCynic18 Imagine a box. Person A says "there is nothing inside the box." Person C says "there is something inside the box." Person G says "I don't know what's inside the box; I would need to open it first."
Who would you consider to be open-minded?
I love the fact that it escalated from Zarbar doing absolutely nothing to Shooting Cancer Rays, it’s hilarious.
What do you mean absolutely nothing? That's what he always did, it's his trademark move.
Also the suicide ideation nipple beams.
@@felipecosta-kv2fxwell, to be fair, Zarbar doesn’t often get a chance to use his cancer beams. What with searching for change in couch cushions…
@@felipecosta-kv2fx Always? It was like one time.
@@chaliceknights9625 Yeah but people liked it so much it became a stample of the character
@@felipecosta-kv2fx It was one bit in one comic, what are you talking about?
To be fair, gaslighting Batman into believing he’s always had a little, green man, who shoots cancer, is totally be something Joker would do
Pretty sure, Zarbarr is an actual character.
Zarbor. He’s an imp like Batmite.
I like how Penguin's sole contribution to Joker's team is _money._
I mean he doesn't have anything else. He just have a lot of people, a lot of money, and a lot of money for his people.
He even doesn't count as super villain actually. He just very large weapon trader.
@@Jedai_Games And umbrellas with stuff inside
@@Jedai_GamesHe is just rich and short. Those are his main powers
@@You-are-definitely-right-buthe uhhhh eats fish!!!
@@gameguy1337 it probably counts as money. Like, if I have a lot of money, I can buy anything. For me, penguin is pretty much Bruce Wayne, but evil.
The fact that all of the images are screenshots from an actual episode leads me to believe that SolidJJ was just casually watching a 50's Batman cartoon, stumbled upon Zarbar and had an idea to make this video.
I feel like that's how every single One of his videos are made
Apparently Zabor only appears in this one episode and is yet another 5th dimensional imp.
This show is from the '70s, but yeah.
@@albertskoften1452 the 70s are the 50s of today.
Same as 2000s music is the 80s music of the 2000s.
As in it's how they're looked at nowadays
@@alexandercatterson223 unexpectedly deep.
Robin snapping back with "oh yeah nothing gets past you batman" is comedy gold.
ok agent carolina
@@Brwigamesok fellow living being
@@blazikenchad8876Hello fellow former sperm cell
besides cancer apparently
@@BrwigamesDid you just understand me? Finally!
I had to look him up and yes indeed, ZarBOR (not "ZarBAR") is an existing character. He is the same species of 5th dimensional imp as Bat-Mite and Mr. Mxyzptlk from Superman. Cancer rays are not really a thing they regularly do, but it's almost certainly possible for them since they're practically reality-warping gods.
Zarbor only shows up in that one episode of the New Adventures of Batman and surprisingly nowhere else even though he would be far from the weirdest thing in the entirety of the DC Multiverse.
Reminds me of the episode of the Spider-Man cartoon that features a villain named Goron, who's some bald guy with eye laser powers that teams up with Doctor Doom. It's never explained where he came from or why he has eye beams that can do stuff like grow vegetables, teleport objects, and control people's minds, all we learn is that he apparently has some past history with Doctor Doom since he's fighting him at the start of the episode before Doom offers him a partnership.
he probably never shows up because having an explicitly evil 5th dimensional imp just really can't be beat
Bat-Mite is a Fanboy and Mxyzptlk just likes to mess with Superman, you can deal with them, especially since Mxy just wants to play Mind Games
but if an imp that just wanted to kill you and in probably a direct manner shows up what are you gonna do when they atomize you with a snap of their fingers
@@tacoman422Goron comes from Dementia 5
The absolute shock at the cancer powers and being just done when bat mite showed up was absolutely hilarious I actually died
Did Zarbar hit you with cancer?
@@jotheunissen9274 Yeah, in the past. Since you know, he's always been there.
It's a callback to his first appearance.
plot twist: batmite wasnt real he hallucinated the last part because of a brain tumor
Rip
In case you’re wondering, Zarbor is actually a reality warping imp from the fifth dimension (like mr. Mxyzptlk and Bat-Mite, which would explain why they are both green here). He only appeared in a two parter “Have an evil day”.
This is Zarbar though
Wait, does this mean that zarbar solos goku?
@@JacksonSwanson-n7b Considering that the other two can give Superman and the Bat-family a hard time without having to throw a punch, and that Goku isn’t really known for his smarts outside of fighting, there is a probability that Goku could be beaten by a fifth dimensional imp (barring plot armour and/or Dragonballs).
HE'S REAL?!
@@BaconNuke Well, he has only ever appeared in this one iteration of the DC universe, but yeah, he was on actual television.
"I think he's agnostic" has physically killed me. I am now dead. Zarbar will have to wonder whether or not there is a heaven for me to go to
Really it’s the safest answer these days (the second half of 2023).
"Alexa, play Heaven Is A Place On Earth by Belinda Carlisle"
Zarbar will not have to *wonder* whether or not there is a heaven for you to go to.
Zarbar will *decide.*
Zarbar is agnostic, but is he a theist ?
Is he an epistemic agnostic or a doxastic agnostic?
"What is zarbar?"
"I think he's agnostic."
This is why we love you JJ
I love how Batman just accepts that they’ll keep going in a circle about Zarbar so he just goes along with it before being hit with cancer rays and bat mite
Bruce has been through enough SolidJJ skits to know how it goes if they talked in circles the whole vid.
He watched SolidJJ during prep time
He was always hit with cancer rays though.
Did Bat-Mite give Batman cancer?
1:38
The sheer look of confusion and disgust here is perfect. XD
Even if Bruce is telling Robin this kind of information this late, you got to appreciate the time he's putting towards him. Better late than never, right?
Batman never puts Robin in a human sized birdcage in his underwear when he's being punished.
He's also against Segregation
@@thesmm2311 He also thinks the world is definitely a sphere and not flat.
I love when they bring up the weird, obscure, golden age characters. I had the little Zarbar gumball figure once upon a time.
This feels like Joker gaslighting Batman which is so in character! 😂
Literally the first thing I thought of when watching this.
@@elitegamer9310 great minds think alike but fools seldom differ
Gives "Gotham by Gaslight" a whole new meaning
@@axisrogue Good job! With puns like that, are you an evil genius?
2:02 holy shit now it actually makes sense he tried to kill batman and robin the slow way keeping them occupied with all these traps and heists so zarbar's ability could slowly kill them.
That may have been the greatest intro I’ve ever seen to a skit.
fr
I’m hard
I missed the part where thats my problem
Fr
may is an understatement
Being a superhero in the SolidJJ universe seems like more effort than it’s worth.
sick burn 🔥
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Sorry if that's a bad reference, I just thought it was relevant here.
To be fair, being a civilian would be lousy as well (you might have a bomb strapped to you and Daredevil is the one rescuing you, you might have Superman try to get you to jump off a ledge, you might be a small business owner who has Rhino keep running through their building and/or customers, etc...).
Even SolidJJ's versions of Mysterio and Taskmaster make being a villain iffy (Calendar Man, Kite Man, and Bad Samaritan are questionable even outside of SolidJJ lore).
@@calebowens693 being Zarbar sounds pretty sweet. Might feel bad about giving people cancer though.
@@TexMetaIt's even tougher when you consider his remuneration is loose change in the couch.
I actually had a friend who was obsessed with Batman watched this channel pass away from cancer this year. This weirdly hits different lmao. Wish I could show them this.
Apparently, Zarbar was there the entire time.
Damn you Zarbar
At least you can hang out with your friend Zarbar...
Who has been there for you your entire life....
May your friend rest in peace, and my condolances for your loss. I hope they catch Zarbar
Hope your friend rests peacefully in heaven
Well it's spelled Zarbor but I just checked and... he's real. Zarbor was a real character who featured briefly in The New Adventures of Batman. He wasn't Joker's sidekick but... yeah. Since he was a 5th dimensional imp he presumably could shoot cancer rays if he wanted to.
I still remember the episode that aired on '98. When Batman defeated Joker once again, Zarbar shouted from the distance. When Batman turned around, Zarbar shot him with the cancer ray and got him lung cancer. It then continued with Batman cooking Kryptonite with his sidekick Robin and selling it to the bad guys. I am not going to spoil the end of the episode.
wait, was that the pink kryptonite episode?
@@eskewroberts7663we dont talk about the pink one
Robin, we need to cook
@@eskewroberts7663 I think the kryptonite was blue in this episode
did lex luthor play gus or was he tuco? i wouldn't put it past him to cannonically have crushed kryptonite and snorted it since it's cannon that he's spent so much time with it around him and touching him that he got cancer from it.
This might be my favorite Solid jj skit. I love Zarbar. I've collected every DC comic he doesn't appear in. Those are the best Zarbar moments. The character is at his best when he's implicit. Like, you know Zarb's behind the action, collecting change out of the lair's couch for The Joker's schemes. Or possibly for himself. I like to think it's for himself. Zarbar's indifference to the world around him, and the plot in general, is what makes him click for me. He really deserves all the neglect he gets.
Yep. Always behind the scenes, causing cancer
Batman is horrified that Zarbar shoots cancer rays out of his hands, but in the Harley Quinn show, Batman has a cancer ray himself.
Just putting that out there.
He clearly stole it from Zarbar lol
that was a different universe.
Didn't the ray cure cancer or something?
@@bestaround3323 yep.
Now we know why Batman needed it.
The writers say it actually cures cancer
I love the idea of Batman’s rogues teaming up for the sole purpose of gaslighting Batman about Zarbar.
They should just hire a cat for Catwoman's VA.
Like Wonder Woman!
An orange cat since she's going through an orange phase.
@@CyanRooperprobably likes lasagna
you are a genius
"I think he's agnostic"
The humor in this channel is just so on point every time
I love how it goes from Zarbar mostly searching for change between couch cushions to shooting fucking cancer rays
Gotta get bail money somehow.
1:31 THE CANCER RAY!?!? LIKE IN HARLEY QUINN!?!?
Fun fact: according to the writers, the ray batman has in Harley Quinn CURES cancer.
But it's not properly labeled, so the gag is that harley thinks she did something bad when she didn't.
Personally, I thought the whole show was cancer, but M-kay.
How could he forget Zarbar, he's such a classic character. Hell my 7th birthday was themed around him for gods sake! There was green beans with mustaches everywhere!
1:52 had me breathless🤣
1:01 this is such a beautifully subtle joke lmfao
I don't understand it ;-;
@@portallover3478Joker answered the question as if Batman was asking what Zarbar’s religion is
@@anthonywinebarger ah, was wondering if there was more. Yeah it's pretty funny! ^^
"What even is Zarbar?"
"I think he's agnostic."
That exchange killed me
I love it how for one moment Joker realises how out of place Zarbar actually is.
2:56 A button that opens a small door to reveal more buttons is peak 20th century engineering
1:46 evrythink in earth is either a duck or not a duck
One of your greatest sketches dude. Almost died of laugher at the Zarbar and his cancer rays and how Bats and Robin should get tested. And theres Bat-mite, classic as always
Apparently in that show, Bat-Mite and Zarbar came from the same planet
@@ricardonb6375Haha, classic Zarbar
As someone who had the New Adventures of Batman and Robin on DVD as a kid and remembers having so many questions, this video is very cathartic.
"Zarbar shoots cancer rays"
Robin : "give me a gun, NOW !"
"Harley, you gave him Cancer"
"Why do they even have that thing?"
I like to imagine that Zarbar and Batmite are like those psychic parasites from Rick and Morty. They show up at your house, then manipulate your memories in order to ret-con themselves into your life. Then nobody even questions why Batman has a fifth dimensional fanboy who follows him around, yet somehow never uses his awesome power to help out. Batman himself is of course unaffected by this, seeing as his cowl is lined with tin foil.
I wouldn't be surprised at all if Batman's cowl was lined with tinfoil as well as several other ray-blocking materials, plus a couple of magical wards for good measure.
@@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches Plus the colour yellow.
My favorite Zarbar catchphrase is “Get cancered bozo!”
"I think he's agnostic" DAMN. I adore how solid jj just drop those and just continues like it's nothing
Batman:”And that robin is how babies are made”
Robin:”Bruce I’m 25”
Didn't know William "Purple Guy" Afton was a Solid jj enjoyer
Thanks for repeating everything that was said in the video word for word 😁 Couldn't get that the first time ✌️
@@youssefbencheikh8637 your welcome
@@NerdyRulerz 🤭
@@youssefbencheikh8637Go type that to each comment under this video and then the rest of UA-cam
"What even IS Zarbar?!"
"I think he's agnostic?"
I love that one so much.
Zarbar just works here to get access to different couches as he follows Joker in break ins he’s gotta make rent ya know
He only started using the cancer rays because he got called out
“What even is Zarbar?”
“I think he’s agnostic?”
is an underrated part of this bit
"And then Alfred began the process, since it's his job"
No, he landed heads up
That means they have to go home
"He shoots concentrated cancer out of his hands."
Isn't that just radiation?
Radiation is slower when making cancer a problem than cancer rays I guess.
Batman: where did Zarbar come from!?
Robin: Batman, you just told me where babies came from…
There's so much amazing and hilarious dialogue here it's really hard to just point one thing out. The fact that he's "agnostic" batman calling him a green little man. Very few youtube content creators constantly have laughing out loud. Thank you for your hard work
1:20 Ooooh noooo.. does this mean that Catwoman has something to (not) say about vaccines too?
Green little man 0:51 (Little Green man/LGM) Buzz Lightyear call back
What are the odds Zarbar gave lego batman cancer??
that's what i was thinking 😂
"green bean with a Dick Dasterdly mustache" killed me 💀
As always, the dialogue is on point and it never fails to make me laugh.
The voice actress did a great job on Catwoman!!
must have been hard not to find a voice actress to voice her.
The frame when he finds out about Batmite is such a good picture
ikr
I've been loving these Gamer sups ad reads. I feel like everytime he reads the names out loud a little part of his soul actually breaks
Does this mean JJ lives forever if you spread a piece of his soul by drinking the gamer juice?
Honestly, if I was Batman in that situation, I totally would’ve believed it. I mean, the cancer rays seemed like BS, until Robin mentioned Bat-Mite comes with on missions all of the time. I would’ve been like: “No wonder we’ve never shown any symptoms of Cancer! Bat-Mite’s been keeping us alive this whole time!”
Joker's evil plan was to widen the camera angle so Batman finally sees Zarbar.
robin i am going to get milk 2:17
Damn, he's been orphaned twice!
I was convinced Joker;s squad just collectively tried to gaslight batman for fun
In the end, the Joker's most dastardly joke was reverse gaslighting Batman
I just watched The Dark Knight theatre re-release 2 days ago and then watching this feels....all feels so naturally batman
"What even is Zarbar?!"
"I think he's agnostic?"
jfc i am dying
This is canon now
Canon to lego💀
Facts
Bruce is still salty about the gleek incident
I like to think Zarbar wasn't actually always there, Joker just got him for this call and got all the other villains to agree he'd always been there so he could troll Batman.
I like the idea that Joker is just gaslighting the shit out of Batman and Zarbar is just some dude they hired for the bit.
The Bat-Mite joke at the end made me think Zarbar was an actual Joker sidekick I just had never heard about before.
in the 60s show he was bat-mite arch-nemesis coming from the same planet as him, with the power to shrink things, but cancer rays are funniers.
Plot twist: Bat-mite has been curing their cancer for years
You know why was Batman so shocked about Zarbar shooting cancer rays as if he didn’t make a cancer raygun himself?
Well, Harley certainly was.
Love your work! You should definitely make a series, a longer more elaborate storyline. It'll be fun.
JJ being sneaky and changing Zarbar's spelling so I'd look crazy when I googled him. That's a lot of effort changing all the documentation to "Zarbor"! I do remember Bat-Mite though.
I better not hear anything against Bat-Cow though. Timeless classic, essential to the team
1:53 that’s description reminds me of a Rick and Morty villain string bean I think they were called?
The Joker's new most insidious tactic, Gaslighting
So well voice acted, the pauses are so natural
oh my god i’m just realizing the lego video is a sequel to this
Someone found out
That “I think he’s Agnostic” exchange was so Three Stooges-esque that I heard it in Curly and Moe’s voices.
Joker would totally make all that up just to fuck with Batman
And the heroes and villains just casually sharing a channel of communication with each other like they're in a private Discord server just for them to plan out their activities together.
Every hero and villain has this. Old James bond, Specter, Superman, Dick Tracy had a wrist radio. Commissioner Gordon, Super Friend with Legion of Doom. They all had private servers with each other. Do you expect them to find out information and planning like a caveman or the rest of us did in the past ??
Robin: all our greatest foes Batman! And chameleon!
Chameleon: aw come on! How does that even make sense?
I love how every villain has Batman or The Justice League's private number.
Idk why everyone thinks this is crazy Zarbar has been here the whole time
“I’m not get cancer fighting a green bean with a duck dastardly mustache” has made me laugh for over a minute straight
I can see why Robin wanted a *gun* in that one episode.
I liked it that they would go to the hospital to get tested as Batman and Robin instead of as just regular people
It appears as though Catwoman suffers from the same condition as Wonder Woman.
If only they could talk about it...
I think they got an N.D.A. or something.
“What even is Zarbar? I think he’s agnostic?” Made me crack up 😂
"Bruce Im 25"
Zarbor doesn’t even make another appearance after this. He’s that obscure.
Oh he never left. He's just been hiding somewhere off-camera.
Can’t believe he doesn’t know who Zarbar is
"I think he's agnostic?"
My favorite punchline in the video.