Beat Saber Is NOT An Absolute Nightmare - This is why

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump  6 років тому +3546

    Hey guys! I have now officially left my job as a science teacher and am now making these videos full time! This is all thanks to you for watching my videos and my amazing patreons for supporting me
    patreon.com/upisnotjump
    Thank you for literally making my dreams come true.
    Steamed hams remix:
    ua-cam.com/video/aRsOBFhNjVM/v-deo.html

    • @daemonk756890
      @daemonk756890 6 років тому +238

      Bold move sir, I certainly hope it pays off.

    • @sneezecat8433
      @sneezecat8433 6 років тому +15

      yes.

    • @scorchdos
      @scorchdos 6 років тому +65

      UpIsNotJump Your one of the funnest youtubers out there!!

    • @Smitten02
      @Smitten02 6 років тому +5

      Oh my god yes :D

    • @kaizov2940
      @kaizov2940 6 років тому +375

      I'm sorry for your student's loss.

  • @sharkattack9102
    @sharkattack9102 5 років тому +1972

    9:22 “you thought blue and red were enough customize your sabers with a whole range of pointless colors”
    Beat Saber devs: we can do that

    • @jade8962
      @jade8962 5 років тому +60

      modders: yea youre a bit late there guys

    • @Dezignfuzion
      @Dezignfuzion 4 роки тому +7

      And so they did

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, I think it's cool that you can pick colors for your sabers. The cubes also turn that color to match. Some songs even have different colors.

    • @randomdog3041
      @randomdog3041 2 роки тому

      That’s not pointless

  • @Tasteful_Milk
    @Tasteful_Milk 4 роки тому +1958

    Everyone: “we need a difficulty setting between hard and expert”
    The devs: “did you say you need a harder setting with more cubes and a mode where cubes come from every direction?”

    • @garnknopf155
      @garnknopf155 4 роки тому +76

      ah yes expert+
      when expert alone is already impossible expert+ is just madness

    • @beatsilver5266
      @beatsilver5266 4 роки тому +52

      @@garnknopf155 ahh yess 360° mode that fucks you from every direction want no lube well then just go to overkill 360°.

    • @CaptJackSwallows
      @CaptJackSwallows 4 роки тому +32

      Has anyone else notice coming from expert to hard is like super dam slow and it mess with your brain 😂😂😂

    • @csgoplayer-ne5wn
      @csgoplayer-ne5wn 4 роки тому +11

      ex is easy and ex+ is not bad

    • @Tasteful_Milk
      @Tasteful_Milk 4 роки тому +11

      Who the difficulty is for:
      Expert: babies
      Expert plus: big babies

  • @AnAverageBox
    @AnAverageBox 6 років тому +6466

    I don't appreciate the box hate.
    You'll hear from my lawyer.

    • @pokemonlore4959
      @pokemonlore4959 6 років тому +105

      AnAverageBox but he spared the fallout boxes

    • @jayyomayo
      @jayyomayo 6 років тому +13

      Lol

    • @joedickman3777
      @joedickman3777 6 років тому +28

      Fugin’ Boxicans

    • @Snippe475
      @Snippe475 6 років тому +33

      Your an average box and he only hates glowy boxes

    • @GirlypopShotgun
      @GirlypopShotgun 6 років тому +22

      Everyone agrees that boxes are evil.
      Except for the ones in Hello neighbor

  • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
    @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 4 роки тому +413

    3:23
    This joke caused me to cry the first time, laugh the second and third times, and smile for the rest of the times I saw it.

    • @PatrickJoshua
      @PatrickJoshua 4 роки тому +12

      I fuckin lost it when this scene came out. Funniest shit I've seen in a while 😂

    • @St_rs1123
      @St_rs1123 4 роки тому +1

      Why is he like that in the last part 😂

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 4 роки тому

      I think I'm dying XD

    • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
      @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 4 роки тому

      Happi Attack Beat Thigh Master

    • @generalcodsworth4417
      @generalcodsworth4417 4 роки тому +3

      Watching just about anyone in VR is like watching a blind person try to dance for the first time

  • @beatsilver5266
    @beatsilver5266 5 років тому +3835

    "There needs to be some inbetween"
    Beat saber devs: add expert+

    • @lightspiritblix1423
      @lightspiritblix1423 5 років тому +158

      Expert is the in-between.

    • @Nilloc777
      @Nilloc777 5 років тому +38

      * BlixTheDragon * is expert plus harder than expert used to be? Asking so I know if I’m good or just average at it

    • @beatsilver5266
      @beatsilver5266 5 років тому +90

      @@Nilloc777 its harder. Its cause people got too good so they created a knew difficulty

    • @theochua2810
      @theochua2810 5 років тому +33

      Evidently he has never played Japanese rhythm games.
      That's just Par for the course.
      For reference, go look at Ongeki Hard and Expert.

    • @unknownavacado
      @unknownavacado 4 роки тому

      Ah, got there before me!

  • @oisinmcphillips2090
    @oisinmcphillips2090 6 років тому +3457

    I'm fairly sure the principal found his Gorn video and fired him as opposed to him quitting

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  6 років тому +1060

      Oisin McPhillips you know a little too much for my liking

    • @wntsumcandy
      @wntsumcandy 6 років тому +338

      Hey IDK if this idea is dumb but have you considered making videos in this style but on science?

    • @MayoMopper
      @MayoMopper 6 років тому +42

      I second this, this man's got class and smiles ;3

    • @ori9687
      @ori9687 6 років тому +49

      you could try to pull a ShoddyCast, and critique games' complete lack of logic when it comes to science.

    • @ItsBodin
      @ItsBodin 6 років тому +3

      I second that idea I would watch ALL OF THE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Sprite_thefilmnerd
    @Sprite_thefilmnerd 4 роки тому +2036

    “THESE SONGS ARE SO HARD!!!”
    Camellia: “allow me to introduce myself”

    • @lunaticraver2
      @lunaticraver2 4 роки тому +40

      GH8ST: weak

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +29

      MEGALOVANIA CAMELLIA REMIX: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @goose1146
      @goose1146 4 роки тому +14

      Custom songs Allow me to introduce my self

    • @Kurai3227
      @Kurai3227 4 роки тому +4

      My arms will never be the same

    • @Vareckes
      @Vareckes 4 роки тому +6

      Melancholia: I know i'm not camellia but can i join?

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 5 років тому +526

    Expert: "I mean look at this sh#$"
    Expert+: I was so wrong.

    • @theultimatedragonx
      @theultimatedragonx 5 років тому +10

      I mean, E+ isn't impossible

    • @Human-hu4nv
      @Human-hu4nv 5 років тому +7

      Me furiously repeating that statement to myself while attempting to beat Nisemono Chuuihou

    • @datsr_ow
      @datsr_ow 5 років тому +4

      Oh just wait till he sees ghost 8

    • @Vitreqs
      @Vitreqs 5 років тому +4

      Me: getting full combo on expert
      Also me: instantly failing on expert+

    • @everrfire8456
      @everrfire8456 4 роки тому

      @@theultimatedragonx weakling

  • @captainhat760
    @captainhat760 5 років тому +2353

    Beat Saber Developers: What if we made Dance Dance Revolution...
    *With Swords*

    • @bruhbruh4658
      @bruhbruh4658 5 років тому +16

      Captain Hat yeah they were high when they made this

    • @warlordofvideogameglitches
      @warlordofvideogameglitches 5 років тому +4

      Of course dance dance revolution had a hold function beat saber does not have that function besides dodging.

    • @o0okay
      @o0okay 5 років тому +5

      best game knock-off in history

    • @66tobi66
      @66tobi66 5 років тому +2

      If the developers did that, after we get, Idk like 55-68 at an old folks home, we be bouncing our legs till we die.

    • @gamersgambit7517
      @gamersgambit7517 5 років тому +4

      *SAO theme song intensifies*

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 років тому +3457

    Imagine losing your science teacher to youtube. I’m happy for you up!!

    • @emilianorios4761
      @emilianorios4761 6 років тому +300

      I would cry myself to sleep every night because i lost the best teacher ever

    • @smi7zy935
      @smi7zy935 6 років тому +30

      what for real?

    • @oscarfreuler-simons3633
      @oscarfreuler-simons3633 6 років тому +79

      Ha, I lost my computer science teacher simply because he wanted to take a few years off and go to Australia. And it was in my final year of school as well.

    • @mosspa
      @mosspa 6 років тому +24

      He must have been a good teacher

    • @catsinthetrees8597
      @catsinthetrees8597 6 років тому +1

      Emiliano Rios poplpo

  • @dajangobutt
    @dajangobutt 4 роки тому +197

    “because of this i found myself blurting out lines from the prequels, WHERES MY SUPER SUIT”

  • @vulpes133
    @vulpes133 6 років тому +583

    God, this might be the most I've laughed from a video in some time. I don't think there was a joke I found falling flat, or a moment where I wasn't smiling. You've earned my Patreon support, you glorious bastard.

    • @bambampewpew32
      @bambampewpew32 6 років тому +2

      BeatSaber is my favorite song on Beatsaber lol

    • @Dcxxattack
      @Dcxxattack 6 років тому

      BambamPewpew32 same it’s so good and on expert it has a nice rhythm and pattern to it

    • @bambampewpew32
      @bambampewpew32 6 років тому

      @@Dcxxattack yeah I like electronic music in general but especially for games like that

    • @jedidr4918
      @jedidr4918 6 років тому

      vulpes133 this comment made me die xD “you glorious bastard” 🤣 I’m so fucking dead

  • @Camelworks
    @Camelworks 6 років тому +4523

    I guess you could say this is a boxing game.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 6 років тому +124

      *un* boxing, you mean?
      I'll show myself out.

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 6 років тому +15

      That reminds me of that one episode of Spongebob

    • @seanabing6521
      @seanabing6521 6 років тому +7

      NANI?!?!?

    • @sergeantarchdornan6244
      @sergeantarchdornan6244 6 років тому +2

      OO GIVES AH *SHIT?*

    • @garrettmathews3901
      @garrettmathews3901 6 років тому +15

      Camel, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be over analyzing Fallout 76 trailers?

  • @thatdude034
    @thatdude034 4 роки тому +629

    "I think i've invented a new game"
    *Literally just playing baseball*

    • @kalieffoster4607
      @kalieffoster4607 4 роки тому +4

      With bowling balls?

    • @pommeslord1824
      @pommeslord1824 4 роки тому +15

      @@kalieffoster4607 The right way to play.

    • @sledge1693
      @sledge1693 4 роки тому +9

      @@kalieffoster4607 you didn't do that before?

    • @thecpg980
      @thecpg980 4 роки тому

      Baseball but 836265599173 balls more than normal
      Tip: normal amount is 7

    • @hpvrstuff3659
      @hpvrstuff3659 3 роки тому

      @CZcorgi lightball

  • @pedro-kb2kk
    @pedro-kb2kk 3 роки тому +104

    The amount of money i would pay to see this man's reaction to expert plus for the first time is uncountable

  • @AngryAlfonse
    @AngryAlfonse 5 років тому +313

    3:20
    My sides were NOT prepared for that.

  • @TykitFleine
    @TykitFleine 6 років тому +765

    I literally bought VR just for this game alone, 110% worth every single damn penny

    • @jaxie1354
      @jaxie1354 5 років тому +5

      Same kinda

    • @weirdbutweirder351
      @weirdbutweirder351 5 років тому

      How much was it?

    • @TykitFleine
      @TykitFleine 5 років тому +7

      @@weirdbutweirder351 I bought PSVR which at the time was £170 :)

    • @Absolar-flare
      @Absolar-flare 5 років тому +4

      Same! and it was this video which made me buy it

    • @TheRubberMatch
      @TheRubberMatch 5 років тому

      Tykit Fleine do you need the PS4 Pro for it for can you use the PS4 Slim

  • @MichaelIZKOOL
    @MichaelIZKOOL 6 років тому +463

    4:32 I wonder what his reaction is to the new expert+ difficulty for those songs XD

    • @TrueBluw
      @TrueBluw 5 років тому +10

      What we need to get through expert plus is the second coming of autism Christ. I am that man

    • @AlexGrom
      @AlexGrom 5 років тому +3

      I have managed to complete Escape on expert +. It was pretty hard

    • @TrueBluw
      @TrueBluw 5 років тому +3

      @@AlexGrom cool I did all but overkill on expert plus

    • @euanjh9766
      @euanjh9766 5 років тому +2

      @@TrueBluw ah yeah overkill is crazy

    • @neothei
      @neothei 5 років тому

      @@TrueBluw what is your scoresaber link?

  • @Gio_Panda
    @Gio_Panda 4 роки тому +329

    "In standard mode cubes generally stay on the side of the corresponding color saber"
    *Laughs in Expert+

  • @williamcadman6333
    @williamcadman6333 5 років тому +399

    “Everyone with arms and legs has the same skill with this game”
    Dyspraxia:I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @nibulsheep8214
      @nibulsheep8214 4 роки тому +12

      Hey thats me!....
      Kill me

    • @zakl940
      @zakl940 4 роки тому +9

      @@nibulsheep8214and me...
      Please just kill me

    • @broski-kun2305
      @broski-kun2305 4 роки тому +5

      I love how he says that and probably even knows that competitive beat saber exits

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +4

      And Opposite way
      Tempex and OrangeW: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @epicbread1310
      @epicbread1310 4 роки тому +5

      That's not me
      but kill me too

  • @ctop
    @ctop 6 років тому +416

    Next video confirmed? Clearly Settlers of Catan VR

    • @retrolps234
      @retrolps234 6 років тому +2

      It better be. Sexy settlers of cataan ad revenue

    • @ctop
      @ctop 6 років тому +8

      Hah yup its on the Oculus GO!

    • @kaizov2940
      @kaizov2940 6 років тому +1

      Well table top simulator lets you pirate any board game you want.

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 6 років тому

      Ctop And the Rift.

    • @unintentionally_edgy5867
      @unintentionally_edgy5867 6 років тому

      i want that

  • @GophersVids
    @GophersVids 6 років тому +516

    I am stood with pieces of two computers around my feet and hanging from various places in my room as I try to resist the urge to destroy them all with a spare power supply I seem to have acquired. Thank you for cheering me up and possibly suggesting a good outlet for my rage if I manage to rebuild before my inner hulk wins out.

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 6 років тому +13

      Well, this is certainly a unique comment.

    • @Emdii
      @Emdii 6 років тому +20

      Wow, first Camel and now Gopher? Next thing you know, Todd Howard is gonna show up in these comments...

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  6 років тому +41

      Gopher hahah oh you are making me frightened of getting a 1080ti

    • @MrCookieFish
      @MrCookieFish 6 років тому +1

      how do just seem to aquire a power supply?

    • @_Daio_
      @_Daio_ 6 років тому +2

      The price should do that.
      I paid £722 on the 8/5/17 and the same 1080ti is now £890,but did get to £1016.99...pmsl.
      In retrospect it nice for once in my life for a GFX card that a paid stupid money for to go up a silly amount and not down:)
      good luck with it and let us know what card you get.

  • @matthewmurdock6187
    @matthewmurdock6187 4 роки тому +74

    “Expert is crazy difficult”
    Beat Saber devs: are you challenging me?

  • @awesomefuzz4008
    @awesomefuzz4008 4 роки тому +118

    “Each mode teaches you a different part of the Way of the Jedi”
    Yeah, then you download mods and do them all at once. Fun times.

  • @schindy6385
    @schindy6385 5 років тому +193

    Funny to look back it this when expert+ didnt exist
    the jump from expert to expert+ is completly insane

    • @LemonyPep
      @LemonyPep 4 роки тому +3

      n o

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 4 роки тому +4

      @@LemonyPep as somebody that can do do expert + he’s right, it’s quite a jump in pattern, coordination and speed, all those together make quite a difference

    • @seilepigon4913
      @seilepigon4913 4 роки тому +2

      In other difficulties, the jump is like 4 to 5, expert to expert plus is like 5 to 9

    • @dimitridehouck9506
      @dimitridehouck9506 4 роки тому +1

      Nahh, it's pretty doable. Except for Camellia levels

    • @michielwerring5846
      @michielwerring5846 3 роки тому +1

      😳I got one third through an expert song the other day.

  • @RuffsTV
    @RuffsTV 5 років тому +278

    "WHERE'S MAH SUPER SUIT?!" - laughed way too hard at that.

    • @suntzu8168
      @suntzu8168 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @St_rs1123
      @St_rs1123 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder how many people got mad at that

  • @Leisurous
    @Leisurous 4 роки тому +38

    When ever I go on forums or talk to my friends it sounds like it’s just the norm for everyone to be on expert+ kinda like playing call of duty online with other people vs playing it with bots on recruit difficulty where it’s so easy it doesn’t count so I took that mentality and ran with it through out a vacation and about half a pandemic and I am finally starting to get a hold of expert plus!!! I full combo’d the entire first album and got A’s on every song I have in the game on expert and now this game is my cardio and I love it so much!

  • @soupcan9119
    @soupcan9119 5 років тому +282

    StarWars Greatest Quote:
    *WHERES MY SUPER SUIT*

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 5 років тому +631

    " *I WENT TOO FAR I TRIED TO PLAY GOD!!* "

    • @thatgayfriend4267
      @thatgayfriend4267 5 років тому

      Are you talking about doing one saber on the highest speed

    • @Cherry_sew_sweet
      @Cherry_sew_sweet 5 років тому +3

      @@thatgayfriend4267 9:56 is what he's talking about

    • @NicolasGarcia-nk1ev
      @NicolasGarcia-nk1ev 5 років тому

      He reminds me of the TF2 medic for some reason

    • @shazybean131
      @shazybean131 5 років тому +2

      Nicolas Garcia
      IT’S LIKE I ALVAYZ SAID! ZER’S NUSSIN WRONG VITH PLAYING GOD, AS LONG AS YOUR GOOD AT IT!

    • @DailyMemetube166
      @DailyMemetube166 5 років тому

      @@thatgayfriend4267 9:56

  • @whatifkarlmarxbutbad3660
    @whatifkarlmarxbutbad3660 6 років тому +294

    I remember that scene where Mace Windu was asking about his super-suit! That was my favorite bit in Pulp Fiction.

    • @LegitParchment
      @LegitParchment 6 років тому

      the 2nd Personman same

    • @elansleazebaganno
      @elansleazebaganno 6 років тому +3

      Remember when Stephen from Django got blown up by Staff Sergeant Sykes?

    • @fin3st
      @fin3st 6 років тому +5

      I thought that was Nick Fury right before he died in King Kong

    • @ThorKAH
      @ThorKAH 6 років тому +1

      Electrical Boom wtf spoilers

    • @mm-gy5ir
      @mm-gy5ir 6 років тому

      *infinity war

  • @daltonrittenhouse8217
    @daltonrittenhouse8217 3 роки тому +19

    The reason this video aged like fine wine is that now you can even play settlers of catan in VR, now that's just hilarious.

  • @lucasgamezz140
    @lucasgamezz140 5 років тому +319

    "Gentle rotate"
    "Recommended for mature audiences"

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 5 років тому +3

      lucas gamezz you made my face go: 😐->😏

    • @JohnnyThousand605
      @JohnnyThousand605 5 років тому +2

      pre-order now....... exclusive to Epic Store

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD 6 років тому +329

    Please teach me how to edit like this :')

    • @ahrithenine-tailedfox1245
      @ahrithenine-tailedfox1245 6 років тому +13

      OMG!!! CIRCLETOONS! IM SUPRISED THAT YOU WATCH UPISNOTJUMP
      I CANT STOP SCREAMING

    • @JC-om7nr
      @JC-om7nr 6 років тому +3

      No! Fuck off

    • @sunnydays2342
      @sunnydays2342 6 років тому +2

      No, I like your crappy editing!

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  6 років тому +34

      haha but you are already a good editor person

    • @burninglily230
      @burninglily230 6 років тому +1

      Nah. Your editing is better...

  • @leberkassemmel
    @leberkassemmel 6 років тому +646

    If VR Headsets weren't that expensive, i would already own one...

    • @Datan0de
      @Datan0de 6 років тому +26

      It's getting cheaper. If you already have a computer with the horsepower to drive it, a full Oculus Rift setup is $400 US, sometimes less. Not exactly cheap, but a heck of a lot cheaper than VIVE and still a freaking amazing experience! I've had one for about 2 years and still use it almost daily, and miss it on the days when I don't.

    • @Sevendogtags
      @Sevendogtags 6 років тому +27

      If you didnt know, you can get one of the Windows Mixed Reality headsets for like 220-250 bucks. Mixed reality is a misleading term, they're just regular VR headsets.

    • @TheMagicPOPO
      @TheMagicPOPO 6 років тому +7

      Sevendogtags Yup. Ordered the Lenovo Explorer for $238 after hearing about it. Just about as good as the vive or rift.

    • @leberkassemmel
      @leberkassemmel 6 років тому +2

      @TheMagicPOPO Wow. They are 400€ here.

    • @mevoogle
      @mevoogle 6 років тому +2

      Leberkas Semmel im gonna upgrade a pc and buy vr

  • @user-fg5ho3tg3u
    @user-fg5ho3tg3u 4 роки тому +500

    Him: Britain is being the hottest it’s been in years
    *shows 25 degrees*
    Me an Australian: Laughs in 50 degrees while dying of heat stroke

    • @spacemango3277
      @spacemango3277 4 роки тому +16

      @Will S me an American in Arizona in 95 degrees

    • @broski-kun2305
      @broski-kun2305 4 роки тому +7

      *Laughs in sun*

    • @Hardly_working.
      @Hardly_working. 4 роки тому +13

      pathetic me in Texas with 100 degrees

    • @kaneschultz6899
      @kaneschultz6899 4 роки тому +3

      Just for you guys to know 50 degrees is not to hot but a 100 degrees is where you will die

    • @user-fg5ho3tg3u
      @user-fg5ho3tg3u 4 роки тому +31

      No you guys in America use Fahrenheit and we use Celsius so 50 degrees Celsius is the same as 122 degrees Fahrenheit

  • @hyper_nov4
    @hyper_nov4 4 роки тому +773

    People: “Expert so hard”
    Me: *Laughs in Expert +* “weak.”

  • @mikkimousefuk7790
    @mikkimousefuk7790 6 років тому +96

    3:24 HAHAHA - love all your vr reviews
    you deserve a lot more subscribers

    • @dobbbo1101
      @dobbbo1101 5 років тому +1

      Definitly

    • @aidang7278
      @aidang7278 5 років тому

      That and when he set up two ball launchers in fallout vr

  • @zilentis1835
    @zilentis1835 6 років тому +75

    I’m so happy when I see one of your videos pop up in my feed, love your humour.

    • @hycron1234
      @hycron1234 6 років тому

      **slowly climbs back on his chair** ... needs a warning label.

  • @pixelperfect1729
    @pixelperfect1729 3 роки тому +8

    He needs to make a part 2 to this video because of how much this game has changed and grown.

  • @rory6808
    @rory6808 6 років тому +444

    Beat saber is actually so fun

    • @rory6808
      @rory6808 6 років тому +10

      John TFT The setup is gonna cost you a bit, but you'll use it daily and for so many games. Beat saber comes as an extra. I'd say save up if u can

    • @inahoorange8553
      @inahoorange8553 6 років тому +2

      +John TFT works great with mixed reality which is cool as it's cheap gotta have a decent pic doe.

    • @ArnoldSig
      @ArnoldSig 6 років тому

      David McKee I would agree, even though I have never tried the Vive Pro.

    • @foster2786
      @foster2786 6 років тому

      Olfway and so fucking hard

    • @darkability1393
      @darkability1393 6 років тому

      @@foster2786 lol, I love the "legend" song the most, and moving up to expert on that terrified me

  • @lilslavicvert905
    @lilslavicvert905 5 років тому +223

    4:50 when your son gets a C on his final

    • @aidang7278
      @aidang7278 5 років тому +4

      I just clicked the link and it got me. I was not expecting that.

    • @peelzboyplays6089
      @peelzboyplays6089 4 роки тому +4

      Dad says I'm so bright. Sometimes he calls me *Sun*
      I'll see myself out... 🚪

    • @iceybruhyt2178
      @iceybruhyt2178 4 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @moe8106
      @moe8106 4 роки тому

      Bro u got the whole squad laughing

    • @thetoxicbush8073
      @thetoxicbush8073 4 роки тому

      you would know

  • @nicholasvaultonburg9152
    @nicholasvaultonburg9152 6 років тому +21

    Fuck, I love your sense of humor. Pair that with exceptional editing, and you've got something truly special. Love ya, mate.

  • @nowayitsmehi235
    @nowayitsmehi235 4 роки тому +59

    Shhhh...
    Don’t tell him about expert +

  • @skynixfart
    @skynixfart 6 років тому +153

    7:52 f*cking cubes!

    • @legalpenguin430
      @legalpenguin430 5 років тому

      at 1.5x speed is you fucking cubes lol

    • @shazybean131
      @shazybean131 5 років тому +1

      Fortnite kiddies’s reaction when their favourite game isn’t the talk of the world any more.

    • @jagged1725
      @jagged1725 5 років тому

      When minecraft

    • @superNova5837
      @superNova5837 6 днів тому

      Blender tutorials in the first 5 seconds

  • @papaemu9286
    @papaemu9286 6 років тому +76

    Please make the part where you dance in Star Wars (3:28-?) It's own video with green screen so we can meme it to hell. Thanks!
    -everyone

    • @Zyphiir
      @Zyphiir 6 років тому

      I agree, please release this to us

    • @chesechezz
      @chesechezz 6 років тому +1

      The next Green screen meme.

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +76

    Absolutely beautiful. Glad you’re doing this full time now!

    • @AmokCanuck
      @AmokCanuck 6 років тому

      hey dude funny to see you here, love ya vids keep up the dope work

  • @Pikachu-vr6tt
    @Pikachu-vr6tt 4 роки тому +18

    Me: *sees upisnotjump video*
    The title: *is not a nightmare*
    Me: impossible

  • @allyjhantallin2853
    @allyjhantallin2853 6 років тому +107

    3:22 ah ffs why is this so good

    • @allyjhantallin2853
      @allyjhantallin2853 6 років тому

      @@skurt6005 I have no idea

    • @big__dooosh
      @big__dooosh 6 років тому

      I believe its called "Escape". Its a track in the game too.

    • @ginvr
      @ginvr 5 років тому

      @@skurt6005 Its called ESCAPE FT. summer haze, (Jaroslav Beck, Summer Haze)

    • @dnddude9652
      @dnddude9652 5 років тому

      Thank you for making a link!

  • @Helixxvr
    @Helixxvr 6 років тому +156

    Great review mate. Always love your comedic take on VR titles.

  • @kervzz4217
    @kervzz4217 6 років тому +27

    Hey Up, I only discovered your channel about a couple of months ago and I already love your content. Your super funny and have made me laugh uncontrollably with this one and the other VR vids. Keep up the good work man. Showing some love from one of your Australian subs.

  • @InnerToast
    @InnerToast 4 роки тому +34

    "damn you sun!!"
    Arizona residents: "first time?"

  • @jaydonlittlefield855
    @jaydonlittlefield855 5 років тому +69

    4:00
    Up: Hard mode is a walk in a park
    Game: okay, heres the mii theme
    Up: This is fun
    Game: hah you thought

  • @themightyquinnm190
    @themightyquinnm190 6 років тому +205

    COUNTRY ROOOOOOOADS
    TAKE ME HOOOOME

  • @lockstryder
    @lockstryder 5 років тому +36

    4:42 I saw the tempratures and thought "that's not that hot" then I remembered I'm in Australia and anything below 20°c makes certain people shiver out here.

  • @second1last338
    @second1last338 4 роки тому +15

    UpIsNotJump: we need a middle setting hey like actually possible or won't break your arms
    Beat saber devs: well yes, but actually no

  • @themightyquinnm190
    @themightyquinnm190 6 років тому +70

    You instantly made me love this channel even more as soon as you stuck halo music in there

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 6 років тому +1

      Quinn Clapton Why Halo VR is an absolute nightmare

    • @Halcyon_games
      @Halcyon_games 6 років тому

      Dude halo VR would be great imagine Reach VR

  • @MYG
    @MYG 6 років тому +240

    Why do you have so many limbs?

  • @louu2u516
    @louu2u516 4 роки тому +23

    3:20 you almost killed me man. I was drinking water.

  • @larrybird1650
    @larrybird1650 4 роки тому +10

    "I get so immersed I find myself spurting out nonsensical quotes from the prequel movies."
    *WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?!*

  • @ZacharyWho
    @ZacharyWho 5 років тому +108

    I wonder if they got rap God on beat saber...
    Oh wait I just had a video flashback

    • @dailybugle2147
      @dailybugle2147 4 роки тому

      It's a nightmare to play. I cant get past 30 seconds

  • @Manfromthenorth0551
    @Manfromthenorth0551 6 років тому +36

    10:00
    Congratulations you created a VR batting cage in Fallout 4

  • @SkoolConnor
    @SkoolConnor 5 років тому +19

    UpIsNotJump: We need another mode!
    Expert +: allow me to introduce myself

  • @TheElvenKeys
    @TheElvenKeys 4 роки тому +35

    "where's my supersuit?"
    -Mace Windu, 2005

  • @Crystal_Latte_Arts
    @Crystal_Latte_Arts 5 років тому +16

    Imagine being this guys neighbor and hearing
    “DAMN YOU SUN”

  • @Jacob-ko2li
    @Jacob-ko2li 6 років тому +43

    Boy do I have good news for you, Settlers of Catan is in VR now

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 6 років тому +1

      Jclubsandwich But only for Oculus platforms (he has a fuckin’ Vive).

    • @emmanuelnsahlai5368
      @emmanuelnsahlai5368 6 років тому +2

      MysteryMii215 he can use revive

    • @Spiritwonder420
      @Spiritwonder420 6 років тому +3

      MysteryMii215 I believe it’s also released on steam now

    • @Poketrainer317
      @Poketrainer317 6 років тому +1

      nick de jong I believe that settlers of catan has existed in tabletop simulator for at least a year now

  • @zilentis1835
    @zilentis1835 6 років тому +90

    Your schedule is an absolute nightmare.

    • @zdavis9091
      @zdavis9091 6 років тому +5

      Well, he just quit his job, so he will probably be more consistent.

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 6 років тому +9

      marking papers
      the vr headset sat there looking at him
      must.. resist...
      goes ape and plays gorn.

  • @toxikusroka
    @toxikusroka 2 роки тому +6

    I really hope we'll eventually get a sequel called:
    "Beat Saber is STILL NOT an Absolute Nightmare"

  • @NPCarlsson
    @NPCarlsson 6 років тому +120

    3:51 Link to the original, please?

    • @jogolord8122
      @jogolord8122 6 років тому +8

      Steamed Hams Inc. ua-cam.com/video/aRsOBFhNjVM/v-deo.html

    • @eroditte3468
      @eroditte3468 6 років тому +7

      You apparently didn't get the joke here xD

    • @sealbe1885
      @sealbe1885 6 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/y6120QOlsfU/v-deo.html

    • @sirdillalot
      @sirdillalot 6 років тому +2

      @@sealbe1885 ffs 🤣🤣😂

    • @sirdillalot
      @sirdillalot 6 років тому

      Boi u made that remix 😂😅

  • @johnshepherd7882
    @johnshepherd7882 5 років тому +175

    4:37 -Disco Christ-
    *NINJESUS*

    • @gasmaskfacednerd5896
      @gasmaskfacednerd5896 5 років тому

      Holy shit its-

    • @gasmaskfacednerd5896
      @gasmaskfacednerd5896 5 років тому

      @@dobby1210 he died, but you don't need to lose your mind over it.

    • @CCVelcro
      @CCVelcro 5 років тому +2

      Roses are red
      When water gets cold it freezes
      Holy Fuck!
      It's ninjesus!
      Credit. From. Clumsy crediting some other guy

  • @caseysmith4206
    @caseysmith4206 6 років тому +88

    RIP Lal...

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  6 років тому +14

      Casey Smith gets me everytime

    • @WillowWisp2112
      @WillowWisp2112 6 років тому +1

      Fuck you just reminded me what episode it was from. I am incredibly sad now :(

    • @cornbreadflapjacks
      @cornbreadflapjacks 6 років тому

      I was just about to comment how that scene was from the saddest moment in TNG ever. I got that episode on VHS when I was younger just picking it off the shelf at random and even though I've watched that episode 73646272837 times now I still sob loudly every time.

    • @liambowman5247
      @liambowman5247 6 років тому

      Casey Smith I was wondering if anyone was going to say anything about that.

  • @thirteen3678
    @thirteen3678 4 роки тому +4

    Upisnotjump: we just have to reach a point where getting a vr headset isnt a choice between picking that or a getting a bungalow.
    Oculus Quest 2: allow me to introduce myself

  • @zaxtonhong3958
    @zaxtonhong3958 6 років тому +115

    Play no arrows mode but tape your controllers to a stick darth maul style.

    • @Colasubra
      @Colasubra 6 років тому +15

      Zaxton Hong someone made a mod for that.

    • @BrandonShenk
      @BrandonShenk 6 років тому

      how do you download the mod?

    • @Spiritwonder420
      @Spiritwonder420 6 років тому +2

      Brandon Shenk google beatsaver that’s also the website for all the custom songs and you will see a button to join the discord server the mod is on there and many more

    • @ironbeagle23
      @ironbeagle23 6 років тому +7

      Zaxton Hong there’s a guy whose whole channel is pretty much only that

    • @fuzzytech3846
      @fuzzytech3846 6 років тому +1

      Joseph Parie ragsaq ftw

  • @dominicaccardo8050
    @dominicaccardo8050 5 років тому +36

    9:00 I need that shirt

  • @caodogao4327
    @caodogao4327 6 років тому +49

    4:44 Wait... 25°, 26°? Celsius?
    Damn! I need to go the U.K. That temperature is a dream come true to anyone who lives in the usual 32° in Brazil. ._.

    • @STM_tm
      @STM_tm 6 років тому +9

      *Boy I live in 103 every day.*

    • @Hu1tziil
      @Hu1tziil 6 років тому +3

      Boi thats nothing conpared to my 36°- 38° Celsius here in a coastal city

    • @caodogao4327
      @caodogao4327 6 років тому

      What city do you live, poopboi? C:

    • @Hu1tziil
      @Hu1tziil 6 років тому

      Mexico, in a small town near the gulf

    • @caodogao4327
      @caodogao4327 6 років тому +5

      Oh yeah. That's pretty hot. I live in a rainforest so i don't got as bad as you. Still, can we at least agree this brit doesn't know what heat is? Hehe

  • @Marenthyu
    @Marenthyu Рік тому +1

    It's insane how often i come back to this video.
    Thank you for the hours of fun it has provided me!

  • @gungisgrand225
    @gungisgrand225 5 років тому +65

    Speaking of Settlers of Catan there's actually a Settlers of Catan VR

  • @shee3536
    @shee3536 6 років тому +5

    Really glad you're doing this full time now! These videos are brilliant.

  • @FreeNomad88
    @FreeNomad88 5 років тому +55

    There are days when I feel sad and stressed out, and on those days I sometimes go to this video and watch
    the segment from 7:53-8:00 and it just instantly makes my day hahahah

    • @j0eyboi892
      @j0eyboi892 5 років тому +9

      "where is my supersuit"
      Quote from The Incredibles

    • @rand0mguy755
      @rand0mguy755 5 років тому +3

      Fucking Cubes

    • @imcrummy6114
      @imcrummy6114 5 років тому +2

      Joeyy games you’re fun at parties

    • @singsbadly
      @singsbadly 5 років тому +2

      I was looking for a comment abt this because it cracked me up

  • @gman5701
    @gman5701 4 роки тому +1

    Coming from somebody who’s only played beat saber for like 3 weeks, you start to get even better the better the songs and how you look

  • @Ajs_Sandwich
    @Ajs_Sandwich 4 роки тому +13

    7:59 I definitely remember that in the movies

  • @greatswordofvictory1271
    @greatswordofvictory1271 6 років тому +36

    "WhErE's MaH sUpEr SuIt?!" - Mace Windu I guess

  • @tortellini6607
    @tortellini6607 6 років тому +70

    25 degrees? It's 30 during Winter down here in Australia. I swear to god pls help us

    • @crayon3645
      @crayon3645 6 років тому +2

      Tasmania gang for life

    • @joshm1931
      @joshm1931 6 років тому +3

      Yeh and the other day south Australia reached 49

    • @dustylee2881
      @dustylee2881 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, in Adelaide over here wishing for 25 degrees XD

    • @crayon3645
      @crayon3645 5 років тому

      Dusty Lee not everywhere is hot in Australia

    • @dustylee2881
      @dustylee2881 5 років тому +1

      @@crayon3645 Im talking about adelaide

  • @holynder3181
    @holynder3181 3 роки тому +2

    1:57 Before I say anything I'll acknowledge this is a fair opinion. There is a big flaw with the game. The base levels are mapped pretty badly, at least it feels that way once you get custom maps. That said, getting custom maps makes it a flawless game.

  • @sennichi7496
    @sennichi7496 6 років тому +77

    8:58
    WHERE DO I GET THIS SHIRT?!!?!?!?!

  • @prestoneo19962
    @prestoneo19962 5 років тому +84

    Beat saver pc let’s you get custom songs.
    Unlike the PS4 version. That I have

    • @AlexAndLilChompa
      @AlexAndLilChompa 5 років тому

      Same :(

    • @superintendentchalmers2246
      @superintendentchalmers2246 5 років тому +4

      That's cause psvr is hot (excuse my French) grabgïo

    • @narwhalthepilot
      @narwhalthepilot 5 років тому +3

      Yah, but the custom song mods are a NIGHTMARE to install, and after every time beatsaber updates they break and uninstall

    • @dave7886
      @dave7886 5 років тому

      I know exactly what you mean

    • @Tyler-Lord
      @Tyler-Lord 5 років тому +2

      @@narwhalthepilot its not that hard using mod assistant

  • @nunchaminimand0576
    @nunchaminimand0576 5 років тому +19

    3:43
    UpIsNotJump 2018: gives beat saber a compliment for being a rythm game

  • @thebuzzybeeking
    @thebuzzybeeking 4 роки тому +8

    “There needs to be some in between’
    Me in reality check through the skull: O_O

  • @brodienash9653
    @brodienash9653 5 років тому +158

    its literally 35-40 Celcius here in Aus and I can still play VR like this quit crying you tea-drinking biscuit

    • @timrattenbury4768
      @timrattenbury4768 4 роки тому +3

      Redundant no ac vr is fun

    • @iturrian5990
      @iturrian5990 4 роки тому +19

      @ki-adi-mundi I grew up in cold North America, now living in Australia, and he is indeed a crying tea-drinking biscuit

    • @maxmottram8612
      @maxmottram8612 4 роки тому +2

      We made you now be grateful

    • @peelzboyplays6089
      @peelzboyplays6089 4 роки тому +5

      Fuckin got me with the "tea-drinking biscuit" part. Take my thumbs up 👍

    • @Goutrial
      @Goutrial 4 роки тому +7

      Damn guys hes clearly joking

  • @SneekiSnek
    @SneekiSnek 4 роки тому +7

    1:33 the hell do you want from me. im just a box and my job is to contain everything everyone ever loved.

  • @bruhbaby4200
    @bruhbaby4200 6 років тому +154

    Ay Up, you can beat my saber anytime b.b. 😉

  • @WolvericCatkin
    @WolvericCatkin 4 роки тому +8

    Oh my god, I forgot this is where *"Damn you sun!"* came from, and I can't believe Disco Jesus didn't catch on... 😂

  • @brianslade201
    @brianslade201 6 років тому +85

    7:31 me when someone takes ages to reply to a text

  • @willg5431
    @willg5431 6 років тому +16

    Why is your content so good

    • @10pmmemes88
      @10pmmemes88 6 років тому +1

      Will G Because hes not American.

  • @henrysabo8218
    @henrysabo8218 5 років тому +18

    0:34 had me on the ground 😂😂

  • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
    @KyleHarrisonRedacted 4 роки тому +4

    3:25 got me so good, SO GOOD, I had to pause the video to remember how to breathe for a moment

  • @MidnightAphelion
    @MidnightAphelion 6 років тому +4

    I picture you having the "Damn you sun" bit as B-roll just waiting for a chance to use it.

  • @BMB2077
    @BMB2077 5 років тому +35

    *Me* : Reads title
    *Beat sabre is NOT a nightmare*
    *Me* : *Wait, thats illegal.*

    • @toast7304
      @toast7304 4 роки тому

      Me: laughs at you because you can’t spell saber

    • @okishareuben7955
      @okishareuben7955 4 роки тому

      Hey don’t laugh at him

  • @atmosphererobin3103
    @atmosphererobin3103 4 роки тому +10

    3:52 what is that song called I like it

  • @TheEbbemonster
    @TheEbbemonster 4 роки тому +1

    Amazing review. Funny, well paced, lots of work put into your jokes, and most of all heart ♥️ Keep them coming :)