I let an AI rewrite my LinkedIn profile (and forced spammers to read it)

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  • I let an Artificial Intelligence rewrite my actual LinkedIn profile.
    Streaming live on Twitch! / dougdoug
    Full stream recording: • Doug updates his Linke...
    My LinkedIn: / douglas-wreden-aa23827b
    My 2nd Channel: bit.ly/dougdoug2
    Twitter: / dougdougfood
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    Latest Uploads: • OVERWATCH vs TF2, but ...
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    About DougDoug:
    Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
    #LinkedIn #AI #Business
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  • @dylanwillis38
    @dylanwillis38 2 роки тому +5222

    “I’ve cheated in thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.”
    It’s true guys, the math adds up.

    • @iiiivvvv9986
      @iiiivvvv9986 2 роки тому +612

      6 of them just spontaneously appeared in the fabric of the universe

    • @Cheerwine091
      @Cheerwine091 2 роки тому +408

      He’s not going to lie to you.

    • @skprog
      @skprog 2 роки тому +284

      Those last 6 where sacrificed to Diablo to feed the necromancer

    • @frostbyte5619
      @frostbyte5619 2 роки тому +26

      True

    • @skuggeli
      @skuggeli 2 роки тому +207

      "In only 20 months, the money flowing into the company increased fivefold, from 3.4 billion to 11 billion"
      Yup, that checks out as well.

  • @theholycannoli8135
    @theholycannoli8135 2 роки тому +5027

    “It’s very difficult to say something intelligent when your body is full of Strawberries”
    -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 2 роки тому +36

      Amazing

    • @skprog
      @skprog 2 роки тому +48

      True

    • @jlerm0
      @jlerm0 2 роки тому +22

      Relatable

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod 2 роки тому +30

      @Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea but Holy Cannoli! Sun Tzu never said that!!

    • @ylnysanchez3859
      @ylnysanchez3859 2 роки тому +26

      This one was so fucking good, it contextualizes the entire profile. But Diablo the Cheater...

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi Рік тому +2901

    I’m completely blown away at the fact that ONLY 13% of his chat voted for “Twitch Chat does all the hard work for me”

    • @yeahmike3847
      @yeahmike3847 Рік тому +564

      The Cheater one was just THAT GOOD

    • @metactal
      @metactal Рік тому +60

      @@yeahmike3847 I was laughing for 5 minutes

    • @that_oneguy00
      @that_oneguy00 Рік тому +233

      It couldn’t compete with Diablo the Cheater

    • @slimgrim3607
      @slimgrim3607 Рік тому +130

      @@that_oneguy00 to be perfectly honest i was SO FRUSTRATED when police dad won over mother didnt raise no fool. IT WAS SO FREAKING GOOD BRO WHY DIDNT HE GO WITH IT???. if i ever make a linkden i will use that as my discription just because.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios Рік тому +33

      @@slimgrim3607 Yeah, Police Dad sucked

  • @satgurs
    @satgurs Рік тому +3225

    "It's very difficult to say anything intelligent while your body is full of strawberries" TRUE

    • @-sk8-437
      @-sk8-437 Рік тому +82

      If skyrim hadn't showed up that one would've been the funniest

    • @buggibii
      @buggibii 10 місяців тому +43

      i just ate a comical amount of mac and cheese and if you asked me my opinion on something really important right now i'd probably melt

    • @estay.azimullah
      @estay.azimullah 3 місяці тому +1

      me who ate 500 strawberries: oh im stupid now.....

    • @m4rcyonstation93
      @m4rcyonstation93 3 місяці тому +4

      Celeste probably

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden 28 днів тому

      That actually makes sense since your brain would be replaced by strawberries.

  • @ninjanicholas2459
    @ninjanicholas2459 2 роки тому +2789

    Normal people: “Ignore them”
    Doug:

  • @jakubberger2496
    @jakubberger2496 2 роки тому +3006

    Turning Skyrim into interdimensional sex simulator. Lets be honest here, we all did it, but Doug is the first one with balls to admit it publicly.

    • @4ether607
      @4ether607 2 роки тому +138

      And like half of r/skyrim mods but yeah

    • @neka_jp2070
      @neka_jp2070 2 роки тому +93

      honestly, I haven't done that, but only because I didn't know how to

    • @plat4234
      @plat4234 2 роки тому +68

      *Diablo The Cheater

    • @mitchelrowe6915
      @mitchelrowe6915 2 роки тому +165

      POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER

    • @letmeshowumypkmn
      @letmeshowumypkmn 2 роки тому

      True

  • @Tsochar
    @Tsochar Рік тому +3567

    Diablo the Cheater is pretty good, but my favorite was "It's kind of hard to have time to write when you have two little kids and a husband. That's why I have a boyfriend. I started a relationship with Nick Cage."

    • @rogue_2k374
      @rogue_2k374 Рік тому +148

      The music during that but was beautiful. Same with Diablo the Cheater.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne Рік тому +162

      It was kind of too soon to win. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that Doug's Twitch chat is comprised of recent divorcees whose wives left them with two kids to start relationships with Nick Cage7.

    • @cursed_png6514
      @cursed_png6514 Рік тому +57

      my favourite is 100% "MY MOD TURNED THE GAME INTO A INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER!"

    • @faultyvideos2215
      @faultyvideos2215 Рік тому +54

      Also "I was a nymphomaniac, all through college."
      Also, it wasn't included in this video, but the stream also gave us "star wars on the bayou."

    • @mrb7261
      @mrb7261 Рік тому +29

      The best part is that he was completely straight faced reading it
      Yet he loses it at Interdimensional Sex Simulator

  • @garbo5620
    @garbo5620 Рік тому +7291

    The AI calling Modded Skyrim an "interdimentional sex simulator" is way too accurate

  • @thecultclassic
    @thecultclassic 2 роки тому +3360

    "Hey dad, what is Skyrim and did it have any cheats?"
    "Sit down son, let me tell you about a fucking Necromancer."

    • @RAMN8R2011
      @RAMN8R2011 2 роки тому +34

      This made me laugh out loud lol

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 2 роки тому +129

      let me tell you the tale of Diablo the cheater

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 2 роки тому +7

      Why did I hear this in doug’s voice?

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 2 роки тому +19

      A man who once traveled across Skyrim at 1% the speed of light.

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 2 роки тому +33

      Hey dad, what is Skyrim and did it have any cheats?
      I think we should kill all the trolls, he said with an evil grin, he knew that I liked making goblins suffer.
      What about the dragons?
      Dad said softly, but quickly.
      You would only cause them to be angry.
      I'm not scared of them Dad.
      The door open and a guard stood outside and looked at us, "Your awake and on your way to the Great Beyond?"
      He asked, he wore a light green cloak with the symbol of White Magicians.
      I nodded at him, and he left.
      Your going to the Great Beyond son?
      Dad asked

  • @captaintoad5421
    @captaintoad5421 2 роки тому +2882

    “I’ve played Hearthsone for almost a year now. I’ve made a lot of progress. I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m not the best. But I’m pretty close.”
    Diablo the Cheater

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 2 роки тому +28

      True icon

    • @MsCerealCat
      @MsCerealCat 2 роки тому +104

      I'm not gonna lie to you

    • @lambachurro8790
      @lambachurro8790 2 роки тому +97

      im a pretty good player, im not the best, but im pretty close,
      im not gonna lie to u, im a pretty good player
      im not gonna lie to u
      im not gonna lie

    • @suspecthalo
      @suspecthalo 2 роки тому +26

      I didn't even think of that. These get so much better when you put them all together.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 2 роки тому +20

      Not gonna lie to you - I'm not the best
      Not gonna lie
      I'm not the best
      Not the best
      😥

  • @Mrnotpib
    @Mrnotpib Рік тому +1851

    The AI descriptions leaving cliffhangers reads like when you wake up from a dream and want to continue the storyline.

    • @firkejdjneii28283
      @firkejdjneii28283 Рік тому +58

      Except you forgot about that dream in a span of 5 minutes

    • @yaa2813
      @yaa2813 3 місяці тому +2

      You mean nightmares

    • @Xoct232
      @Xoct232 3 місяці тому +1

      That’s on point

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 3 місяці тому +1

      Not the glitching lamp...

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal Рік тому +3016

    Sometimes I forget that Doug is actually a talented programmer that puts a lot of time into coding controls so a bunch of monkeys can slam a keyboard and watch a guy move around on a screen

    • @egon3705
      @egon3705 Рік тому +254

      and he also makes controllers with detachable action replays according to the "diablo the cheater" prompt

    • @CrunchySpon
      @CrunchySpon 8 місяців тому

      @@egon3705 He is Diablo the cheater, and he plays an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer). Douggmade his boss take his job
      He is the one, the only Abigail Beth Triforce, and he is the best Magician in

    • @callofcat-cq7wq
      @callofcat-cq7wq 4 місяці тому +50

      ​​@@egon3705 he also made the a mod for skyrim that turned the game into an INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SIMULATOR POWERED BY A FUCKING NECROMANCER

  • @keagan605
    @keagan605 2 роки тому +6982

    This is the way LinkedIn Profile Description's were meant to be played.

    • @TechGaming9000
      @TechGaming9000 2 роки тому +286

      We just need to play the best damn LinkedIn Profile Description of our lives

    • @joshroehl6750
      @joshroehl6750 2 роки тому +27

      @Bxzmnssn reported for impersonating me

    • @stanko00001
      @stanko00001 2 роки тому +10

      Truuuue

    • @Ghosang0220
      @Ghosang0220 2 роки тому +7

      we're gonna play the best linked in we've ever played

    • @ailexx3377
      @ailexx3377 2 роки тому +10

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @rorrim0
    @rorrim0 2 роки тому +3453

    The nick cage one was pretty good but diablo the cheater was legendary.

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 2 роки тому +108

      I was a business Zeus, doing business.

    • @soniaserval8655
      @soniaserval8655 2 роки тому +34

      I felt my soul leave my body.

    • @none62092
      @none62092 2 роки тому +103

      The best part is that the whole LinkedIn profile tells a story of a man gradually falling into madness, with “Diablo the cheater” being the cherry on top

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 2 роки тому +31

      The nick cage one was pretty good but diablo the cheater was legendary.
      I enjoyed them both.
      Every person who actually gets it has said it was well done.
      Nothing to add here other than I liked them both.
      The best is a toss up between aragond and Blackberry Wit, but they're both great.
      There's a big difference between mediocre, a solid watch, and good.
      I've been hit and miss with Simpsons shirts.
      Some I like and some not so much.
      These three were great.
      2.
      Wandermuehle - I couldn't get these when I was first doing the Challenge back in April, so when they came out in June I was excited.
      I have a watch now so I decided to take the plunge.
      These shirts are great.
      I like the variations of the Simpsons which the only other shirt I own has.
      3.
      Spring Street Studio - Not much to say about this one.
      It

    • @jckitkat4499
      @jckitkat4499 2 роки тому +12

      I acrually started crying i was laughing so hard at diablo the cheater

  • @sirdancelot4098
    @sirdancelot4098 Рік тому +935

    Man I hate it when I'm chilling out in a courtyard when Diablo the Cheater, the Interdimensional sex god comes and replaces my statue of a woman holding a statue of a sword, with a statue of a weeping man that is holding a sword that isn't really a sword! Happens to me all the time smh

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 Рік тому +746

    The sentence "I call myself Diablo the Cheater. _I am god"_ next to Doug wearing a Waluigi costume emits pure Chad energy

    • @rose.loves.1
      @rose.loves.1 10 місяців тому +31

      "Waluigi costume" HAHAHAHAHA ITS A THANOS BATHING SUIT /pos

    • @Coolio-dude
      @Coolio-dude 10 місяців тому +16

      I am a god. I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am coming for you.
      I am Diablo the Cheater, and I am

    • @washmonument
      @washmonument 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Coolio-dude.

    • @ethanmcneill1941
      @ethanmcneill1941 4 місяці тому

      @@Coolio-dude hmmm idk but i think he might be diablo the cheater

  • @enragedpandah
    @enragedpandah 2 роки тому +6356

    The constant reading of “I’m not going to lie to you” had me rolling

    • @BeHappy-ny9bm
      @BeHappy-ny9bm 2 роки тому +176

      @keep rollin DISLIKED

    • @MasterEth
      @MasterEth 2 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @stardy8131
      @stardy8131 2 роки тому +41

      @@BeHappy-ny9bm KEEP ROLLIN OWNED

    • @JohnFartblast
      @JohnFartblast 2 роки тому +23

      @keep rollin REKT

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 2 роки тому +144

      I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a pretty good player. I've been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I've made a lot of progress. I'm not the best, but I'm pretty close.

  • @oscarwang7227
    @oscarwang7227 2 роки тому +629

    in recent news, "interdimensional sex simulator" has surpassed "Minecraft" in sales numbers. The lead developer, Diablo the Cheater has not made any comments on the matter (because he's just that humble).

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 2 роки тому +76

      He's not gonna lie to you

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 2 роки тому +47

      He's not humble, he just knows Twitch chat did all the real work.

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 2 роки тому +12

      interdimensional sex simulator where magic's real
      first transgender character in a mainstream horror movie
      FOUR SEASONS TO READ
      Ghost Street
      by Matthew Holmes (Harper Voyager)
      In the 40th century, the aliens rule with their satellites. Once-civilized planets languish in decadence. But in the streets of Earth, people rise up. Humanity achieves cybernetics, telekinesis and nanotechnology. And then someone invents teleportation. The world opens up. Or does it?
      How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
      by Mad

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 роки тому +12

      @@Huntracony not just twitch chat, its the fucking necromancer

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 2 роки тому +11

      He's a god.

  • @Vexy93
    @Vexy93 Рік тому +241

    That "I'm not gonna lie" is a poem

    • @userfromspace8952
      @userfromspace8952 Рік тому +6

      That made me laugh so hard that my lungs hurts XD

    • @randomninja7632
      @randomninja7632 2 місяці тому +1

      Im not gonna lie, it’s not the best, but its getting better

  • @lukevella1195
    @lukevella1195 Рік тому +519

    The ironic thing is that this video is actually a pretty good resume on its own. It has all your prior experience, and shows your personality.

    • @user-gh3dc7zh5y
      @user-gh3dc7zh5y 6 місяців тому +50

      Ahhh yes the personality type of ‘raving maniac’

    • @MattMGK
      @MattMGK 5 місяців тому

      @@user-gh3dc7zh5y So the average programmer?

    • @SomeoneThatIsHappy
      @SomeoneThatIsHappy 2 місяці тому

      Ah yes. Doug Doug, the well known college nymphomaniac

  • @MasterEth
    @MasterEth 2 роки тому +9808

    This is Diablo The Cheater, where he solves *business* problems that no one has.

    • @sulthan3913
      @sulthan3913 2 роки тому +460

      And solving it by a fucking Necromancer

    • @solared
      @solared 2 роки тому +200

      @@sulthan3913** and solving it by fucking a necromancer

    • @DrDark-im9kv
      @DrDark-im9kv 2 роки тому +125

      @@solared ** and solving it by fucking a necromancer AND his skeletons.

    • @hilloldutta2378
      @hilloldutta2378 2 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 роки тому +6

      Lolololol

  • @instcake
    @instcake 2 роки тому +3589

    Next step: Let the AI answer all of their emails.

    • @rahulmarchand2938
      @rahulmarchand2938 2 роки тому +204

      Actually this is such a good idea. Would be hard to do tho because anyone emailing him for work wld get very confused

    • @instcake
      @instcake 2 роки тому +79

      @@rahulmarchand2938 You would really need to filter those Emails using some prediction model: feed some machine learning model with all the (hand selected) recruiter emails. Or even more simple: Just look for phrases like "If heard you worked for Software Company X. You would be a great fit to Y. If one email has a high probability of being some generic recruiting text, trigger the responder.
      The responder could be some bullshit template that Doug wrote himself, or even better, also some Machine Learning model fed with batshit insane responses that get mixed with templates. A learning database would be some recruiter emails with appropriate, hand written responses.
      So every time some recruiter email comes in, the model will mix the answers based on the recruiter text, preferably with all names changed for the referred to companies.
      "I am happy that you recognised my position as emperor at company X. All would bow before me there, and they shall do so at your company Y.

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint 2 роки тому +25

      @@instcake Actually if you just have it scan for the company name then it'd probably only hit them.

    • @instcake
      @instcake 2 роки тому +25

      @@ForgedinPrint Company name is a nice filter already. Some companies may use generic bot email addresses and not mention their name. But you can make this really simple if you want.

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint 2 роки тому +7

      @@instcake It'd do a decent enough job I'd say.

  • @mioc7741
    @mioc7741 Рік тому +353

    This gets even funnier after learning his landlord read this and still decided to give him a place 🤣

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Рік тому +133

      He was probably like "His mod turned a game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, well now we HAVE to give him the place"

    • @rose.loves.1
      @rose.loves.1 10 місяців тому +79

      @@riskyworks Omfg. Imagine him reading 'I am the captain. I am the captain now. I am the captain of the Washington Capitals. Did you see that? Did you like what I did there? I am the fucking captain now."

  • @killerbean2841
    @killerbean2841 2 роки тому +832

    "But I'm not going to lie to you, i'm not the best"
    -Diablo the cheater

    • @OriOriOhG
      @OriOriOhG 2 роки тому +35

      I'm not going to lie to you. I am a god

    • @cobito9999
      @cobito9999 2 роки тому +20

      He may not be the best, but he's pretty close

    • @tiruvlad2094
      @tiruvlad2094 2 роки тому +9

      @@cobito9999 He's not gonna lie to you.

    • @danielherron1748
      @danielherron1748 2 роки тому +2

      @Tiru Vlad He’s not gonna lie

  • @joedelack
    @joedelack 2 роки тому +3469

    “THIS is how job hunting was meant to be played.” -Supreme Leader Doug Doug Williams

    • @Ducktaro
      @Ducktaro 2 роки тому +155

      "Diablo the cheater"

    • @GrassTroll
      @GrassTroll 2 роки тому +99

      @@Ducktaro Supreme Leader Diablo the Cheater

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 2 роки тому +23

      @@GrassTroll Darth DougDoug the Wise.

    • @appleyoto3564
      @appleyoto3564 2 роки тому +18

      @@2dheethbar Supreme Leader Darth Diavolo the Wise Cheater

    • @goese868
      @goese868 2 роки тому +13

      @@2dheethbar Supreme Leader Darth Diablo the Cheater the Wise

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 Рік тому +392

    "It got to the point of 15 emails a year"
    Damn, I get like 20 spam emails a week and I do nothing about it lmao

    • @fledbeast5783
      @fledbeast5783 Рік тому +110

      I think the point was the fact that it was the same exact company, despite him rebuffing them multiple times

  • @shinysilverstardust
    @shinysilverstardust 8 місяців тому +44

    It's honestly extremely funny that the Thanos Bathing Suit has become Doug's most known depiction

    • @sanrusdyne
      @sanrusdyne 2 місяці тому +2

      Its his true form

  • @iiiivvvv9986
    @iiiivvvv9986 2 роки тому +680

    "in the future humour is randomly generated" and it's fucking amazing

    • @DarrionTheIdiot
      @DarrionTheIdiot 2 роки тому +26

      Yeah, And this time, The humor is literally randomly generated.

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 2 роки тому

      Bullshit anyways

    • @4ether607
      @4ether607 2 роки тому +2

      @@santaiscommunist2414 what?

    • @arthurheuer
      @arthurheuer 2 роки тому +1

      Was that randomly generated? Because it was a little humorous.
      What's bullshit, though?

    • @santaiscommunist2414
      @santaiscommunist2414 2 роки тому +5

      @@arthurheuer That in the future comedy will be randomly generated by AI. This video is hillarious because: first, Doug is funny as hell, and second, the context, the challenge and fact that this will be sent to recruters as a revenge adds a lot of fun. Even iImagining how confused they will be after this absurd descriptions add funny to that. Without funny people randomly generated text is not funny. Funny people have to bring it some sense and only after that it's comedy. I just hear this phrase a lot and it's just wrong :).

  • @nyancart6246
    @nyancart6246 2 роки тому +2347

    Nobody's talking about the cold hard math that went into doug increasing EA's profits fivefold and making them go from 3.4 billion to 11 billion.

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 2 роки тому +294

      The man's good at business, he has no room for math.

    • @chrisgarrett6305
      @chrisgarrett6305 2 роки тому +198

      Diablos a programmer, not mathematician

    • @LordMoku
      @LordMoku 2 роки тому +79

      He just skimmed a little off the top.

    • @pinkazumarill8942
      @pinkazumarill8942 2 роки тому +82

      It wasn't math.
      It was cold hard meth.

    • @Greedman
      @Greedman 2 роки тому +51

      Well, when he said about cheating in 30 games, he only mentions 21 other and 2 his games, but where are the other 7? :D

  • @skittycat213
    @skittycat213 Рік тому +115

    27:22 great how you can see the surprise and then immediate delight on Doug’s face as he realizes what he’s about to read next. And then, like the absolute champion that he is, Doug doubles down!

    • @shimaaalayie9965
      @shimaaalayie9965 Рік тому +4

      The subtelty make this s*** even funnier

    • @jonathanwilliams1776
      @jonathanwilliams1776 6 місяців тому +5

      @@shimaaalayie9965 There's subtlety anywhere in that job description?! /s I don't think that was subtlety, I think that was a professional seeing what was about to come, containing his spit-take and delivering his line with the power and panache of a man who turned Skyrim into an inter-dimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer

  • @theeman7243
    @theeman7243 8 місяців тому +78

    Seeing Doug in a Thanos bathing suit was probably pretty weird in 2021, but now it has become a staple of the DougDoug utopia. Welcome to 2023.

  • @hostile-elf
    @hostile-elf 2 роки тому +6546

    my sides went into orbit when chat started spamming "TRUE" as doug describes his love triangle with his husband and boyfriend, nick cage

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 роки тому +94

      God true

    • @angel420u
      @angel420u 2 роки тому +64

      TRUE

    • @trilogyprions9924
      @trilogyprions9924 2 роки тому +35

      True

    • @The_Archer-he2ft
      @The_Archer-he2ft 2 роки тому +116

      Ain't no love triangle, it's Doug and nick with the husband being the touchy ex who won't leave

    • @sanuelkessler8435
      @sanuelkessler8435 2 роки тому +63

      i so desperately was hoping that it would be the one, but skyrim was a new level of crazy that topped the Cage story.

  • @JosefK-wv5gw
    @JosefK-wv5gw 2 роки тому +3295

    People: "AI is going to take over the world!"
    The AI: “I’m not going to lie to you...”

    • @Vance415
      @Vance415 2 роки тому +203

      The AI Again: “I’m not going to lie to you...”

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 2 роки тому +201

      The AI:
      I AM DIABLO THE CHEATER

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 2 роки тому +56

      @@iamme8359 Cheating is how you make it so your lies are actually true. Because the AI's not going to lie to you.

    • @HandsOfTheFather
      @HandsOfTheFather 2 роки тому +6

      Nice a nirvana fan.

    • @lmao8897
      @lmao8897 2 роки тому

      U really a nirvna fan or do u just have the pfp cause its an emoji?

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift Рік тому +82

    Fun fact: It's now 2023. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

    • @Dancin_Time
      @Dancin_Time 2 місяці тому +17

      Fun fact: It's now 2024. Doug's LinkedIn still looks like this.

  • @kyltredragmire4939
    @kyltredragmire4939 Рік тому +227

    Doug's delivery of the lines is by far the best part. He really does have good announcer/show host type skills.

    • @rose.loves.1
      @rose.loves.1 10 місяців тому +24

      I mean he literally was a hearthstone host. Didnt you hear? He was a pretty good player. He's not the best, but he's pretty close.

    • @dawnvreaker
      @dawnvreaker 8 місяців тому +16

      @@rose.loves.1 But im not going to lie to you, he's not the best

    • @mcrafter_hi4265
      @mcrafter_hi4265 7 місяців тому +9

      but he's pretty close. I'm not going to lie to you, he's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now!

  • @Tristan1062
    @Tristan1062 2 роки тому +1979

    Business Zeus is a great fucking nickname.

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 2 роки тому +125

      It´s both intimidating and a powerhouse of a name. Genius.

    • @DerDrBach
      @DerDrBach 2 роки тому +30

      "El hombre de negocios de ahí
      E S Z E U S 🎶"

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water 2 роки тому +3

      @@DerDrBach 😟

    • @DerDrBach
      @DerDrBach 2 роки тому +3

      @@calus_bath_water tú o yo podríamos ser Zeus y no hay forma de comprobarlo

    • @pillowjuice1923
      @pillowjuice1923 2 роки тому +4

      @@calus_bath_water fart

  • @grandbean9031
    @grandbean9031 2 роки тому +3135

    I think "My cheating turned Skyrim into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer" is such an uncontestable power move that it just gets you any job you desire by default. Wtf can you even say to that?

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga 2 роки тому +166

      Especially if he uses it every day

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 2 роки тому +24

      Alas, I cannot like this comment, because its at 420 and that's the perfect amount for it.

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 2 роки тому +16

      @@Missingno_Miner it's almost 500. But at least you didn't break it with like #421

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 2 роки тому +13

      @@nevaeh9125 Thank you for alerting me to the fact that someone ruined it.

    • @wsawbi6402
      @wsawbi6402 2 роки тому +41

      The only thing you can say. "You're hired"

  • @sergritm
    @sergritm Рік тому +50

    I cannot stop rewatching this every few weeks since the moment it came out. Diablo the cheater as well as Nick Cage get me every single time, to tears

    • @Llb77hsj777
      @Llb77hsj777 8 місяців тому +4

      im not gonna lie to you

  • @scrp6638
    @scrp6638 Рік тому +47

    Diablo the Cheater is the only being able to rival Shaggy

  • @___Tammy___
    @___Tammy___ 2 роки тому +640

    I'm starting to think he's not the best, he is pretty close

    • @devilsadvocate6381
      @devilsadvocate6381 2 роки тому +65

      I'm not lying...

    • @JohnQN
      @JohnQN 2 роки тому +67

      ngl, I believe this isn't the best comment, but it is close.

    • @purple3018
      @purple3018 2 роки тому +18

      I would say he is the best, but that would be a lie

    • @NCSGaming15
      @NCSGaming15 2 роки тому +14

      I AM CAPTAIN OF THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS

    • @ultrainstinctichigo5788
      @ultrainstinctichigo5788 2 роки тому +12

      He is a God tbf

  • @jaronofthebored9123
    @jaronofthebored9123 2 роки тому +397

    This feels like a Doofenshmirtz scheme
    he keeps getting spam emails so he just decides to make himself unrecruitable

    • @gorillanatural8273
      @gorillanatural8273 2 роки тому +12

      This comment is beautiful

    • @michaelmccarthy4892
      @michaelmccarthy4892 2 роки тому +39

      To everyone in the tri state area.

    • @coinz5877
      @coinz5877 2 роки тому +5

      11/10 this is the best comment here and no one can convince me otherwise, it's just so true lol

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust 2 роки тому +3

      Thank you for this.

    • @TitanicGipsy1
      @TitanicGipsy1 2 роки тому +1

      Content

  • @Cheese_is_Greater
    @Cheese_is_Greater 24 дні тому +2

    I remember my first time watching Doug Doug, in the back seat of a car late at night after a long flight back to the city nearest to my home. My mom was driving, we stopped at a gas station. I was scrolling on my phone, watching the same video over and over and over. Beautiful moment.

  • @Evan-nf8ep
    @Evan-nf8ep Рік тому +101

    I regret not watching this sooner. The "I'm not going to lie to you" part genuinely had me laughing until my stomach hurt. Thanks for the content DougDoug!

  • @iSyf
    @iSyf 2 роки тому +1884

    Now and forever, “Doug” shall now be known as and called: *Diablo the Cheater.*

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 2 роки тому +7860

    In this video we see Doug's tragic backstory, when he reveals that he was once in charge of developing EA's microtransactions

  • @oliviam4753
    @oliviam4753 3 місяці тому +3

    You should've let Diarrhea Doug respond to the company- he would've handled it perfectly

    • @Ryan_Metzelar
      @Ryan_Metzelar 2 місяці тому +1

      Unfortunately diarrhea doug didn't yet exist

  • @jaykebird2go
    @jaykebird2go 3 місяці тому +10

    9:56 wild Parkzer sighting? ... I guess for some reason I never expected that Parkzer would actually just be his last name lol

  • @elliotyong2331
    @elliotyong2331 2 роки тому +396

    “I’m a god.”
    - Diablo the Cheater

    • @Techyena
      @Techyena 2 роки тому +4

      Dagoth-Ur has entered the chat

    • @hugestfart
      @hugestfart 2 роки тому

      the real god is POOB

    • @Hardridge
      @Hardridge 2 роки тому +1

      @@hugestfart ploob*

    • @remainprofane7732
      @remainprofane7732 2 роки тому

      Techyena ngl, I got recommended this video after watching a bunch of dagoth ur memes

    • @Techyena
      @Techyena 2 роки тому

      @@remainprofane7732 as you should
      A person of taste I see

  • @nobelium4487
    @nobelium4487 2 роки тому +335

    "Who is business zeus" is probably one of the funniest phrases I've ever heard

    • @Hex-DumpsterFire
      @Hex-DumpsterFire 2 роки тому +5

      BUSINESS ZEUS

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 2 роки тому +9

      Who is business zeus: Other Zim agencies are ad commissioning agencies.
      What else do you know about him: He was Mugabe's business liaison officer before he was appointed to the agency in 2010 by the Ministry of Industry and Commerce.
      Website: Business Internet portal by ZICTA
      Start date: 2009
      Business Zimasa :
      Who are they: This is the Zimbabwe Trade Fair Company.
      What do they do: The company was set up in 2012 to manage the Zimbabwe International Trade Fair (ZITF) every year.
      Who is business zeus: I don't

    • @Hex-DumpsterFire
      @Hex-DumpsterFire 2 роки тому +8

      @@renaigh Oh yeah? Well I think, that Business Zeus would appreciate a few more sharks to eat, don't you?
      [IT STARTS STROBING]
      a-oh!
      and now for the cretinous, bubblying ramblings of your good reader, Paul Osborn, and how he can't face trying to drink with Peter, the star of the show, who offers him a glass of wine in his magnificently tidy hospital room...
      AND NOW YOU CAN DRINK WITH PETER PAN! And you need a haircut! And you have no idea how to tie a necktie! AND YOU'RE IN THE DEADLINE TO VOTE!
      Of course he'd rather drink with Peter than

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 2 роки тому +5

      It's hard to compete with "My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)" spoken with Doug's perfect emphasis

    • @steamyninja8881
      @steamyninja8881 2 роки тому +3

      It’s Zeus but he’s not on Olympus or anything, he’s just walking through Wall Street wearing a suit and working 9-5

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 Рік тому +26

    I still come back regularly to watch this video. This is peak DougDoug, and this is the video I link to people unfamiliar with him whenever I talk about him.

  • @Z_TC_BY
    @Z_TC_BY 2 місяці тому +3

    If this company keeps emailing doug he should let diahrea doug have a crack at em

  • @lainybug2469
    @lainybug2469 2 роки тому +508

    I don’t know how he’s not laughing the whole time I’m literally here holding back tears

    • @bubbletea6923
      @bubbletea6923 2 роки тому +4

      I CANT BREATHE FROM WATCHING IT

    • @JMO-
      @JMO- 2 роки тому +13

      He is diablo the cheater, he does not laugh, joke, or smile, and he does not care for any human being except his girlfriend, who he is in love with.
      The only person who can cheer him up is his best friend, who is a crazy type of guy, always joke and smile, and has a great sense of humor.
      They seem to have known each other for a long time.
      Ryan went to his friend's house, with his dog.
      They all went to go eat at a restaurant.
      Ryan wanted to leave early, because he had to go to school.
      He did not want to be late.
      When he arrived at.

    • @adamant06
      @adamant06 2 роки тому +1

      @@JMO- hell yeah

    • @fort2558
      @fort2558 2 роки тому

      @@JMO- he is a god after all makes sense he can resist laughing

  • @iswallowedabrick2820
    @iswallowedabrick2820 2 роки тому +421

    Hey guys, I’m going to France with my friend for a year to see “the Eiffel”

    • @Jake_Josh
      @Jake_Josh 2 роки тому +5

      Yes. I went to Mc.

    • @sgtkumpel
      @sgtkumpel 2 роки тому +7

      Eifel is actually an area in Germany on the border to France

    • @renaigh
      @renaigh 2 роки тому +4

      the Eiffel Tower
      "My shoulder is still sore from my cruise but Paris is a pretty city.
      I have some wonderful photos to show you when I'm home."
      she told me and went back to her computer.
      "Okay.
      Just give me your flight information.
      I can book you a nice hotel room here."
      I told her.
      "Cool.
      Let's see, you can fly from Minneapolis to Paris today at 10am, so I can book you a hotel room."
      She told me.
      She must have seen my shock, because she added "What?
      You can stay in Paris for two weeks?"
      "Wow

    • @iswallowedabrick2820
      @iswallowedabrick2820 2 роки тому

      @@renaigh perfection

  • @scottk4822
    @scottk4822 Місяць тому +4

    I love that every time Doug asks an AI to explain his channel, it says the most insane thing ever.

  • @radioactiveseaotter
    @radioactiveseaotter 2 роки тому +654

    I think it’s only appropriate to use the title as a prompt, this is what I got
    “I let an AI rewrite my LinkedIn profile
    There are some things I never thought would happen in my life: I would play Russian roulette, I would become a Korean rapper, and I would willingly allow a robot to rewrite my entire LinkedIn profile.
    To be clear: I really don't think I need a robot to do my LinkedIn. I love that people can find me. I've never hesitated to say, "Oh yeah, I'm on LinkedIn." But I do find myself scrolling through it occasionally, and sometimes, the posts themselves feel like they're almost incidental, with no real context.
    Maybe that's because I'm always finding myself in the middle of a debate about current”
    Edit: I just saw that the title changed so I had to make a new, “accurate” version, I think I’m providing Doug ideas now
    “I let an AI rewrite my LinkedIn profile (and forced spammers to read it) so that I could make it more interesting.
    I used a select tool to make all the users in my email address book smile.
    I added a bunch of contacts to my wife's phone so that when she calls she hears happy songs.
    I created fake news stories and pushed them out onto social media with links to hilarious UA-cam videos.
    I made breakfast for the whole family every morning for a week.
    I”

    • @gronakillen
      @gronakillen Рік тому +70

      Why are they bragging about having a LinkedIn lmao

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Рік тому +44

      Do Korean rappers even use LinkedIn?

    • @randomintrovertedspider7510
      @randomintrovertedspider7510 Рік тому +68

      Wait, according to the bot, you played Russian Roulette and survived to become a Korean Rapper. If that was real, I wouldn't care what your skills were at that point - you would have one hellofa story of a life to tell and I would just hire you for that.

    • @fredranzalot4849
      @fredranzalot4849 Рік тому +27

      ANd the best part is that having a robot re-write their linkedin is the *least interesting* thing about the subject in question.

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 Рік тому +6

      True

  • @AliciaYPhoenix
    @AliciaYPhoenix 5 місяців тому +9

    I was curious if this was still his profile at the end of 2023. I can confirm it is.

  • @CatholicismRules
    @CatholicismRules 2 роки тому +3031

    Man, he's got a villain's backstory and everything.
    _"I will become the least recruitable man in the _*_entire Tri-state area!"_*

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 2 роки тому +248

      Ah, Perry the platypus, behold! My Antirecruit-inator!

    • @user-xf8yp3wj7m
      @user-xf8yp3wj7m 2 роки тому +149

      Ah, Perry the recruitypus, what an unexpected surprise...

    • @TFmoviesss
      @TFmoviesss 2 роки тому +126

      @@user-xf8yp3wj7m yes, yes. I'm sorry perry but I have no trap today. please walk out the back door.... yes bye, see you perr- AH HAA, there is no back door perry. you fell into my trap, now your probably wondering why I have all these name tags for interns, well you see perry it's too fuel my new Invention. MY ANTIRECRUIT-INATOR HAHAHAHA

    • @TFmoviesss
      @TFmoviesss 2 роки тому +98

      you see when I was a little boy my father made me get a job since being the neighborhood gnome just wasn't paying for all the ketwurst my father was eating, I went out looking and found the perfect intern job at a typing company and I was just about to get promoted to a worker- UNTIL BIG HAND-HANS CAME AND GOT THE JOB. I never got a job again, and now nobody will get a job ever again HAHAHAHAHA

    • @drnexel
      @drnexel 2 роки тому +56

      (Holy crap, these replies are making an actual episode)

  • @fireaza
    @fireaza 2 роки тому +483

    "Powered by a *FUCKING* necromancer!" killed me, oh my sides!

    • @loganandres3016
      @loganandres3016 2 роки тому +7

      To me that sort of fits with, "Now this is how you gta5"

    • @a.i.z1375
      @a.i.z1375 2 роки тому

      69 likes... nice

  • @TheForthPersonInTheRoom
    @TheForthPersonInTheRoom 6 місяців тому +8

    to this day I NEED an update video on the situation

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 5 місяців тому +3

      He mentioned somewhere that his landlord probably saw this and still let him in somehow

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 Рік тому +29

    I love how Doug never once defines what "potent" even means in this context.

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 2 роки тому +6515

    That "I'm not gonna lie to you" one feels like reading a Hearthstone player's real-time existential breakdown.

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 2 роки тому +583

      I love how it just kinda trails off into some sort of desperate mantra: "I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm _not gonna lie."_

    • @somebodyfaraway
      @somebodyfaraway 2 роки тому +119

      I HAVE TEARS

    • @lefthandrule638
      @lefthandrule638 2 роки тому +269

      local man realises he’s not that good at Hearthstone, still in the process of breaking down

    • @Lynyx1120
      @Lynyx1120 2 роки тому +15

      @@somebodyfaraway YES YOU DO

    • @imaalo5893
      @imaalo5893 2 роки тому +43

      I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard

  • @MandJTV
    @MandJTV 2 роки тому +12749

    I thought it couldn't get better than the Nicholas Cage one and then interdimensional sex simulator proved me wrong

    • @ImaFrogo
      @ImaFrogo 2 роки тому +512

      holy shit bro i was laughing my ass off the entire time you gotta agree this video is super underrated holy shit

    • @NCSGaming15
      @NCSGaming15 2 роки тому +178

      Dude I watch you this is so cool. Can I please get a hail yeah?

    • @marz2977
      @marz2977 2 роки тому +130

      Hail yeah boys

    • @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737
      @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 2 роки тому +123

      Hail
      YEAH!!!!

    • @DriedBones
      @DriedBones 2 роки тому +68

      I didn't even work, I took a week off to drive around France

  • @darkdragon9637
    @darkdragon9637 Рік тому +19

    Problem:Getting harassed by a company 5 years
    Solution:use an ai to rewrite your entire profile👍🏻

  • @svgaming263
    @svgaming263 Рік тому +43

    This is still the best video ever created. Thank you Diablo The Cheater.

  • @ragy723
    @ragy723 2 роки тому +4068

    loved the part where the honest hearthstone guy was slowly getting more and more self conscious about himself being bad at the game, keeping his attitude passive-aggressive for the whole segment. i love you Doug

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 2 роки тому +126

      loved the part where the honest hearthstone guy was slowly getting more and more self conscious about himself being bad at the game, keeping his attitude passive-aggressive for the whole segment. i love you Doug.
      This week was a peak for Flame. He delivered lines and several laughs in one segment. And showed great emotional range in the drama with his wife and the honest hearthstone player. While his character is annoying sometimes, I'm keeping an open mind.
      Karis Valk
      Karis was a bit of a fun side character this week. First in the main segment, where he seemed pretty ready for the encounter with the angry hearthstone guy. He and Doug had a quick back and forth over who should be playing the game first, to which Doug thought Karis would be playing second.
      He then gave him a very in-depth explanation on how to play the game. It was sweet and it's always fun when that kind of stuff comes out of Karis's mouth. It's not as enjoyable for him, of

    • @Jimmy9298
      @Jimmy9298 2 роки тому +30

      The way he read it reminded me of the disembodied voice from Radiohead's album OK Computer. Fitter, happier, more productive.

    • @a_very_burnt_steak
      @a_very_burnt_steak 2 роки тому +4

      Ye

    • @TacticalVR
      @TacticalVR 2 роки тому +4

      @@Donald38 what are you saying and why did you copy what he said

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 2 роки тому +39

      @@TacticalVR I was putting it in the AI that Doug used

  • @andrewhomenik3117
    @andrewhomenik3117 2 роки тому +6924

    My favorite line:
    “I’ve cheated in thirty games, twenty one of which were created by other people, the other two by me.”
    This line hits different for me

    • @raphaeldagamer
      @raphaeldagamer 2 роки тому +789

      Yeah this AI isn't great at math, I realized that when it tried to claim 3.4 million to 11 million was a fivefold increase.

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 2 роки тому +246

      what about the other games, who were they created by??? animals????

    • @raphaeldagamer
      @raphaeldagamer 2 роки тому +346

      @@satgurs they were created by the A.I.

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 2 роки тому +111

      @@raphaeldagamer the two others were created by the A.I.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 2 роки тому +86

      Yeah, the AI just uses internet text as training data, it wasn't taught math.

  • @graveyardmonarch1629
    @graveyardmonarch1629 6 місяців тому +9

    25:56 "Stupid Twi" made me laugh so hard because of how serious it sounded while sounding really stupid.

  • @gataku9901
    @gataku9901 2 роки тому +5465

    I’ve been laughing my ass off the entire video but Doug trying to save himself from looking creepy and the AI just basically said “fuck no, here’s something worse” got me crying

    • @TheJerome1502
      @TheJerome1502 2 роки тому +261

      The comments are just as good as the video, this ai is inconsistent af and incapable of basic math, and that manages to match the personality it is trying to have while writing

    • @bussyboppin
      @bussyboppin 2 роки тому +229

      bro the interdimensional sex simulator gave me like a literal heart attack bro I swear

    • @danielf5264
      @danielf5264 2 роки тому +61

      I just spit out my water like a fine mist.

    • @VonHohlochzenburg
      @VonHohlochzenburg 2 роки тому +13

      AI is a real man

    • @insertcreativityhere7747
      @insertcreativityhere7747 2 роки тому +13

      im literally crying right now because of it

  • @cappew22
    @cappew22 2 роки тому +19273

    "It's very difficult to say anything intelligent when your body is full of strawberries"
    so fucking true

    • @untitled7549yt
      @untitled7549yt 2 роки тому +42

      Nice

    • @nou1360
      @nou1360 2 роки тому +24

      100th like

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 2 роки тому +389

      As someone who loves strawberries with a passion, I can confirm that after eating a full container of them, it is indeed hard to think straight afterwards

    • @blugoodness634
      @blugoodness634 2 роки тому +11

      @@untitled7549yt kook

    • @GunNlazor
      @GunNlazor 2 роки тому +96

      @@nevaeh9125 Is it normal to eat the strawberries?

  • @Mango_Ferret
    @Mango_Ferret 10 місяців тому +4

    Im not gonna lie to you was "Crazy? I was crazy once." Beta testing

  • @edsknife
    @edsknife 5 місяців тому +7

    Really shows how much value people get out of Linkedin.

  • @genessab
    @genessab 2 роки тому +1906

    I have not laughed so hard until I cried in like years. This fucking killed me great job

    • @Robotron56
      @Robotron56 2 роки тому +127

      I genuinely could NOT BREATHE, i was laughing so hard lmao. The entire "Diablo the cheater" prompt had me dying od laughter.

    • @banthafodder8441
      @banthafodder8441 2 роки тому +48

      This is the hardest I've laughed at a video in a long time

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 2 роки тому +9

      @@Robotron56 Yes. This almost killed me.

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM 2 роки тому +3

      same here

    • @larrydewesse655
      @larrydewesse655 2 роки тому +7

      Bad idea to watch this after dental work I laughed so hard I cried

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 2 роки тому +201

    "My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)" had me crying. I can't breathe. That "I'm not going to lie to you" also had me on the floor. Oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in forever, I feel nauseous I've been laughing so hard, goddamn.

  • @snowfractals
    @snowfractals 4 місяці тому +2

    You know, I just realized that I hadn't fully processed just how truly fucking OBSCENE it is for a company to try to hire ONE GUY for EIGHT. YEARS. In a row, recieve direct statements of "No, I do not want that," and STILL continue.
    This company is the business equivalent of some dude-bro hitting on a girl, her telling him to piss off, and him, inexplicably, DOUBLING DOWN.

  • @froggyplant0455
    @froggyplant0455 21 день тому +4

    The fact that his landlord saw this lmao

  • @Bovey.
    @Bovey. 2 роки тому +2327

    What is cool about Doug's videos, is that I don't need to question if the video will be bad content, because almost all of Doug's Videos hit the nail on the head.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 роки тому +56

      Neat. I think how often he lets twitch chat participate is what makes his stuff good

    • @Bovey.
      @Bovey. 2 роки тому +53

      @@IamaPERSON Oh yeah 100%, it’s community engagement to a whole different level

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 роки тому +34

      @@Bovey. yep, and much better than the self promoter above us (could you please help report it?)

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 роки тому +31

      @keep rollin BEGONE BOT

    • @espicfh
      @espicfh 2 роки тому +5

      almost? its all

  • @sayfsouihi2129
    @sayfsouihi2129 2 роки тому +385

    You should name your second channel “Diablo The Cheater”

  • @apfeltee34
    @apfeltee34 6 місяців тому +5

    I love how the ai knows that skyrim mods are all sex mods

  • @arrowofyarrow
    @arrowofyarrow 11 місяців тому +4

    its really crazy to see that this is where ai was just a year ago

  • @olbluelips
    @olbluelips 2 роки тому +5309

    "I'm not affiliated, since they didn't pay me"
    "Everyone who enters in the draw will be entered twice"
    The AI's got jokes!

    • @VickyViolet
      @VickyViolet 2 роки тому +29

      By the way, love your profile name and icon. I can hear it.

    • @FosukeLordOfError
      @FosukeLordOfError 2 роки тому +153

      Being entered twice has a small benefit if there are multiple prizes and you can win multiple times but yeah otherwise useless

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 2 роки тому +71

      Honestly those sound like Undertale's kind of humour

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 2 роки тому

      XD Yesss

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 2 роки тому +5

      @@doodoo2065 Aww, yeah, true! XD

  • @thecommonman9524
    @thecommonman9524 2 роки тому +2223

    I love how the entire point is to make himself not desirable for these recruiters. But he still keeps some semblance of professionalism to try to not look really weird/creepy.

    • @rosie8059
      @rosie8059 2 роки тому +177

      Professionals have standards.

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 2 роки тому +98

      @@rosie8059 I personally would not want to say “I watch children” on a linkedin

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle 2 роки тому +147

      @@WhatIsTheHeat Using a mod to turn a game into an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer, on the other hand, is perfect for LinkedIn.

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 2 роки тому +53

      @@WhatIsTheHeat
      It's fine, he said he was watching 'his' children.
      You can do whatever you want with children that belong to you.

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 2 роки тому +36

      @@WhoThisMonkey woah you can't say that

  • @Emulleator
    @Emulleator 4 місяці тому +6

    I'm not gonna lie to you. This isn't the best video but it is very close.
    I'm not gonna lie to you.

  • @mariothane8754
    @mariothane8754 Рік тому +15

    19:30 “I got them by the balls. That job is mine.”
    I am crying 🤣

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 2 роки тому +2106

    I was dying of laughter due to the “I’m not going to lie to you” bit. Fantastic job Doug

    • @kakao-katze
      @kakao-katze 2 роки тому +34

      I just love it because the whole bio was entirely a lie. The AI knew Doug was bullshitting them.

    • @eliviton7
      @eliviton7 2 роки тому +32

      It just kept repeating till i realized it, after that i couldn't contain my laughter

    • @ImNotGonnaTalk
      @ImNotGonnaTalk 2 роки тому +14

      Not gonna lie to you its pretty funny

    • @safewaygaming7742
      @safewaygaming7742 2 роки тому +3

      Time stamp?

    • @Zephyrus601
      @Zephyrus601 2 роки тому +10

      @@safewaygaming7742 15:10

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 2 роки тому +2313

    I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that.
    But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat.

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 2 роки тому +117

      I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that.
      But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat.
      I can't stop laughing about the best of the day: Nick Cage, Mike Giardi, and Ralph Fletcher trying to beat Diablo the Cheater in that school bus simulator.
      For some reason, they had to deal with him being out of the game for 15 minutes.
      More: Ron Swanson: NFL players should stand during national anthem
      More: Bruce Arians blames Bucs' offensive woes on 'cotton ceiling'
      More: Chad Kelly is now the talk of Denver. What can he do for the Broncos now?
      All in all, it was a very light-hearted, convivial chat. Much more so than many of the recent brouhahas.
      Q: Who's got better hair (Jay Cutler or Ryan Fitzpatrick) or better face?
      JP: Jay Cutler has better hair. Fitzpatrick has better face.
      @NickWestBiggs What do you think of Roy Halladay?

    • @ven0mspark
      @ven0mspark 2 роки тому +119

      Decided to use this as a prompt:
      "I thought the Twitch Chat one was the best one of the entire stream. Then Nick Cage's love affair handily topped that.
      But everything changed when Diablo the Cheater entered the chat. To make things worse, he didn't just leave after the leak was discovered; he posted it on his UA-cam channel in a video titled Diablo: Too Sexy to Finish.
      Diablo came in at 1:26:
      Here's the original video:
      Whoah. What. The. F**k.
      The thread continued to spiral out of control, with many defending Diablo the Cheater and others condemning him for posting the image on the Internet.
      A few users did step in to warn people to stop harassing the two players.
      As you can imagine, the general consensus in the chat wasn't so supportive.
      “You people are ruining the game,” one user wrote in the chat. “Two people deciding they are gay is none of your business and no matter how many comments you leave, no matter how many ways you say it, no matter how many people speak out, you people are the reason this kind of stuff goes on.”
      There are so many levels to this debacle, it's hard to know where to begin. But we'll start at the top.
      Is Diablo the Cheater really a cheater?
      You know, the guy that some are saying leaked the Diablo screenshot?
      Maybe, or maybe he's just extremely good at cheating the system.
      What makes it a tough call is that the only other way to get the screenshot would be to find the original accounts and jump through the hoops to leak the screenshot by tweeting it out.
      You could argue that Diablo's screenshots leak was actually a success, in that it got"

    • @zhankazest
      @zhankazest 2 роки тому +18

      @@ven0mspark in that it got

    • @TheDuckyDino
      @TheDuckyDino 2 роки тому +33

      Plot twist: he’s called Diablo the cheater because he cheated on his husband for Nick Cage

    • @billnye9349
      @billnye9349 2 роки тому +2

      @@ven0mspark how did it get Diablo the cheater I think your lying

  • @marinenukem
    @marinenukem Рік тому +42

    I swear, this channel consistently has the most hilarious and original content ever

  • @ItsTheLegendOfZelda
    @ItsTheLegendOfZelda 7 місяців тому +2

    Funny thing is that now DougDoug is on the Wikipedia page for Bryan Sumners. It’s under the height of his career section.

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 6 місяців тому +1

      Funny thing is that Doug has a Wikipedia page, I always thought UA-camrs didn’t have Wikipedia

  • @krok_zilla6448
    @krok_zilla6448 2 роки тому +6400

    I’m not going to lie to you, Doug’s a pretty good player. He’s been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he’s made a lot of progress. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close.

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter 2 роки тому +543

      I'm not going to lie to you, Doug's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he's made a lot of progress. He's not the best, but he’s pretty close.
      But I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best.
      I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best.
      I'm not going to lie

    • @ysc_josh
      @ysc_josh 2 роки тому +224

      I’m not going to lie to you, Doug’s a pretty good player. He’s been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he’s made a lot of progress. He’s not the best, but he’s pretty close.

    • @deathofallthingspotato9919
      @deathofallthingspotato9919 2 роки тому +163

      I'm not going to lie to you, Doug's a pretty good player. He's been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and he's made a lot of progress. He's not the best, but he's pretty close.

    • @keithheinz2120
      @keithheinz2120 2 роки тому +176

      But I'm not going to lie to you, he's not the best.

    • @Andrew-pq3lj
      @Andrew-pq3lj Рік тому +194

      I’m not going to lie

  • @very_b3rri526
    @very_b3rri526 2 роки тому +3262

    The captain one killed me. It's as if someone is simultaneously having a power trip and a mental breakdown at the same time.

    • @rayres1074
      @rayres1074 Рік тому +100

      Fucking hilarious. Reminded me of the "I am the captain now" scene from Captain Philips

    • @adrianmartinez64
      @adrianmartinez64 Рік тому +18

      Sounded like a rap song.

    • @marcushughes4697
      @marcushughes4697 Рік тому +114

      “Im the goddamn captain, I’m horrible, who’s he captain, I can’t do this, I’m the captain, look over there, when did I become captain”

    • @Ower06
      @Ower06 Рік тому +93

      its even better when you realize that alex ovechkin is the actual captain for the capitals, which implies that some random guy thinks he is the captain and that other people are calling him captain ovechkin

    • @very_b3rri526
      @very_b3rri526 Рік тому +20

      @@Ower06 OH MY GOD

  • @thespeedrunnerofarson1572
    @thespeedrunnerofarson1572 Рік тому +22

    There are so many power moves and mental breakdowns that the AI generates that it is just pure comedy gold. I hope you get to make more content like this, Diablo the Cheater!

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 Рік тому +5

    *Something completely random, unexpected and unrealistic happens*
    Twitch Chat: *TRUE!*

  • @CriticalKunic
    @CriticalKunic 2 роки тому +2083

    Tried my own hands at that last prompt. It's beautiful: "In the videogame Skyrim, I create mods that spawn cheese, kill Fondle, and have the ability to do some of the cool things that we can do in Skyrim. This mod adds a new ability called "Fondledown". This is a super-cool ability that allows you to take control of an existing character, put them in a bonfire, throw them into the air, or take them out of a fire. This ability can be used with other mods and does not require Skyrim to be installed."

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 2 роки тому +431

      It was ok at first then I read the last line lol

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 2 роки тому +129

      TRUE!

    • @somerandomgamer8504
      @somerandomgamer8504 2 роки тому +435

      > does not require Skyrim to be installed
      HOL UP-

    • @saif-0_0-
      @saif-0_0- 2 роки тому +210

      The "dose not requir skyrim to be installed" part killed me

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 2 роки тому +50

      @@saif-0_0- yeah it’s a great final line

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 2 роки тому +2904

    People: "AI is so close to thinking like a human."
    AI writing job descriptions:

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 2 роки тому +157

      It also has no context though, so this isn't a fair test of its abilities. If you gave a human one sentence as a prompt and told them to write a paragraph based on it, the chance they would write something that would make a good job description would be slim to none...

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 2 роки тому +8

      @@shadowyzephyr but the AI gives 0 fucks, it doesn't hold back in terms of its creativity, no real person would talk like that.

    • @arnvonsalzburg5033
      @arnvonsalzburg5033 2 роки тому +26

      @@shadowyzephyr well, from my experience poor recruiters don't get much more context from the units they're searching staff for :)

    • @kirby_wr
      @kirby_wr 2 роки тому +68

      this is a good point, but without AI, how would we get such a good job description like Diablo the Cheater who made an inter dimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 2 роки тому +13

      @@shadowyzephyr I imagine the chance of a human coming up with being married and also in a relationship with nick cage, or an interdimensional sex simulator power by a necromancer, has an equally low chance of happening.

  • @beric_ailey2330
    @beric_ailey2330 Рік тому +10

    can't believe he finally solved a problem that someone (himself) has.
    this is how linkedin was meant to be played.

  • @Dark2857
    @Dark2857 Рік тому +16

    I wont lie, if I was hiring for a job of some kind and I saw this I would hire them on the spot for sheer creativity alone.

    • @Cninder
      @Cninder Рік тому +14

      I’m not going to lie to you, if I was hiring someone for a job and I saw this I would hire them on the spot for sheer creativity alone.
      I’m not going to lie to you, if I was hiring someone for a job and I saw this I would hire them on the spot for sheer creativity alone.
      But I’m not going to lie to you, I would hire them for sheer creativity alone
      I’m not going to lie

    • @Baage73
      @Baage73 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Cninder I'm not going to lie to you, this is a really funny comment. I've been laughing at it for quite a while and it genuinely made my day. It's not the best, but it's pretty close.
      I'm not going to lie to you, this is a really funny comment. I've been laughing at it for quite a while and it genuinely made my day. It's not the best, but it's pretty close.
      I'm not going to lie to you, this is a really funny comment. I've been laughing at it for quite a while and it genuinely made my day. It's not the best, but it's pretty close.
      But I'm not going to lie to you, it's not the best.
      I'm not going to lie to you, it's not the best.
      I'm not going to lie

    • @rose.loves.1
      @rose.loves.1 10 місяців тому +1

      Maximum creativity

  • @princekyros
    @princekyros 2 роки тому +236

    The Nick Cage one actually made me cry from laughter. Snot and everything.

  • @BlastingXNP
    @BlastingXNP 2 роки тому +322

    I haven't laughed this hard in years. You might not realize just how much joy something like this produces.

    • @JMO-
      @JMO- 2 роки тому +27

      I haven't laughed this hard in years. You might not realize just how much joy something like this produces.
      And really, what's not to laugh about?
      Had to wash my face pretty darn well to get the soot off!
      He was fearless.
      Ruth is the woman who adopted Katie, a nine - year - old at her shelter who came down with West Nile virus, giving her a death sentence.
      After we adopted her, I told Ruth she needed to spend a week at our house to get Katie comfortable with us before taking her to her forever home.
      And she took me up on the offer.
      We came home one evening and she was at the door looking for us.

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 2 роки тому +2

      I have never, and probably will never laugh like this for the rest of my life

    • @JohnHillstedt
      @JohnHillstedt 2 роки тому +2

      Same here

    • @jonahhall2826
      @jonahhall2826 2 роки тому

      Last time I laughed this hard was the Drag On video

    • @nnnnnnnn6557
      @nnnnnnnn6557 2 роки тому

      i fucking cried laughing and then just cried of sadness because this beautiful video ended, and was replaced by this "give a fuck and take a fuck" lifestyle.. it was tragic, and i sobbed for a long time
      Reply with quote # 18 […] k i responded and he was very sweet and said to call anytime, that i should not let anyone else influence my stand on this.
      i miss him more than i ever thought i would.
      i'm completely broken and he'd say this: "c 'mon, c' mon, you can do it.
      you know what's right and you know what's wrong.
      that's what it means to be an adult "and my heart breaks everytime

  • @_ftpfcfYT
    @_ftpfcfYT 10 місяців тому +2

    "I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm a pretty good player. I've been playing Hearthstone for almost a year now, and I've made a lot of progress. I'm not the best, but i'm pretty close." *dementia kicks in and then repeats*

  • @CrunchySpon
    @CrunchySpon 8 місяців тому +3

    this is still my favourite DougDoug video ever

  • @iamsuprised1915
    @iamsuprised1915 2 роки тому +250

    This ai sure does like to brag

    • @masnysunshine
      @masnysunshine 2 роки тому

      Hi

    • @bapo224
      @bapo224 2 роки тому +4

      Totally serious reasonable facts to put on your LinkedIn profile. Everyone will want to employ you.