I genuinely look forward to each UpIsNotJump video like I look forward to nothing else. I swear I re-watch every video at least three times. Hands down my absolute *favorite* game review channel.
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 as someone whose DONE it, its fucking incredible, I became a kickboxing god of death and it was so incredibly fun to stand there and repeatedly kick someone to death
@@fulcrum2951 A canceled game doesn't mean it is automatically banished from existence, it can also be used for a game that was developed, launched a few updates but then the devs didn't feel like finishing it, a good example is Evolve, started paid, "evolved" into a free game after many critics, but then the devs closed the servers, you can still play with bots, and the new updates ( evolution ), will come with the help of the modders ( researches ).
@@kudosbudo i think boneworks melee isnt too bad. Boneworks gunplay is clearly the focus though nothing is better than gunning down mobs with the guns in that game
5:58 that shot always catches me off guard. I am so used to you not using special effects that when I see that shot my brain scans it waiting to see you holding a removed mannequin arm but then I don’t see and my brain short circuits
I think this game would be good to do another video on, the game's changed a ton since this video and feels much more like a game, as well as being even more tolerable to the eyes
These games break your humanity. Someone will be walking towards you and you instictively try to float a knife to you to stab them in the head. 10/10 IGN
I feel like you introduced me to a winner here. Gorn seemed a bit too light for me, whereas this looks like the serial killer practice app I was really looking for.
Every time I play B&S, I always imagine myself as some evil battlemage that just slaughters the whole time remorselessly, and i swear one time i was just repeatedly stabbing a corpse and im positive someone saw me in my window and thought thats either VR or capital murder in that room rn
To quote GladOS, "It's been a long time, how have you been?" Bethesda: *reputation litterally burned to the ground with only Fallout 76 to show for it* Oh
@@jeff-hd9og Nope. 2011. Fallout 4 is an aimless slog between annoying, needy NPCs with combat that can best be described as "reactive combat with weapons that are either worthless or stupidly overpowered", and an overarching story that sits at the perfect intersection between Contrived Lane and Boring Street. Skyrim was good...the skill-balancing was in need of another six months of tweaking (especially the Thief and Mage set...the Warrior set is pretty good, but like...comparing the general usefulness of Illusion versus Restoration is like comparing a feather to a sword). The best games Bethesda has ever had a hand in are Morrowind (which was all Bethesda) or Fallout New Vegas (which was mostly Obsidian beyond engine stuff and deadlines). Now that Microsoft owns Zenimax Media, and by extension both Bethesda and Id...this could change as Microsoft already owns Obsidian. I'm really drooling right now over a collaborative effort between Id and Obsidian, but with the properties of Bethesda. Just imagine a game with the freneticism and stability of Doom 2016 or Eternal, the storytelling and RPG element construction of Obsidian, and the wonder of worldbuilding that is The Elder Scrolls...like damn. It could easily be the best game ever made.
@@HaydenX fallout 4 isnt nearly as bad as everyone says. Like its nothing compared to fo3 and fnv but they tried some new things and some of them worked. Like settlement building. A lot of people love the settlement building me included.
Rillian Grant “I have no mouth and I must scream” was a dystopian sci-fi short story written by American author Harlan Ellison. It’s a very glib story about 5 surviving humans being tortured by an AI. I won’t say any more to spoil it - it’s a good read
Considering that it's one of the most popular sci fi dystopia novels of all time with an infamous game adaptation, I wouldn't really refer to it as obscure
Glad to see your wife/girlfriend is supportive of you becoming full time still and helps out in your vids. Always nice to see a couple having fun and possibly having to replace a device or two because of their partner's skits.
Kinda would of liked to see the convo with his wife of some of the jokes he did in this video Upisnotjump “Ok babe now take this monitor” Wife “Ok” Upisnotjump “Now duct tape it to my head” Wife “wait what......”
I love how these videos manage to be honest and thorough with the analysis while being hilarious. It's nice to watch a reviewer that manages to effectively dissect the content while making me laugh my ass off without it being at the content's expense
What do you mean "sometimes even before killing"? It's law that you must watch *at least* one UINJ video before committing murder. What, do you want to be arrested for improper murder conduct??
I feel like we’re watching a man slowly descent into madness... or the other way around.. and I still don’t know if I should buy a VR headset.... ...shit
When at 6:41 he showed Zelda and I just realized that I could have used a campfire but instead I spent 5 min using a flame sword to remove the ice manually....
I love this game so much, even when I played it back then it was amazing and is still fun to this day. Surprised you haven't tried heating the weapon before throwing and then using it as a lightning rod.
@@gameboy_matthew7181 uhhh there’s two in that comment?! Exposed, time to make a video and get like a nanosecond of fame then fall into a downward spiral trying to relive that nanosecond until I (drones off into mumbling) ... and that proves that Obama is a top 10 Mario cart speed runner!
I absolutely love you and your content, and I adore the modding community of blade and sorcery. I’d love to see a blade and sorcery mods are a nightmare!
No, yahtzee would not say "High Skill Ceiling." If he mentioned ceilings at all he'd probably say "A skill ceiling so high not even I could get an errant jet of spunk up there."
I really hate gorn. The whole “you get hit once and everything fades away until you restart” along with the “pull to move” system make it just much less fun than blade and sorcery to me.
@@staticchronos2780 oo time to play “How far do I have to go into the most downloaded mods to find a nsfw one?” The game you play with any game that has a large modding community. And if you don’t, my men will find you. After that idk but I’ll know where you are! Unless you move of course, but then I’ll be sad
Hey UP, recently the game has added new magic and redid the already existing electricity magic, so I would like to see, even if it’s a 5 min video, I would love to see you look at how far the game has come
8:39 imagine yourself in enemy shoes you trained all your life to become the very best Warriors ever lived and then your opponent just throws a fucking chair at you
fun fact: when in slow motion, the force of your weapons (including fists) is increased. When you hit someone in the face, they will always fall over. This means that if you hit someone upwards with your fists in slow motion they fly into the lower stratosphere
Y' really should go back and give this game another look. Not saying to do a full review of it again, just check it out. They've gone through a good few minor updates and two major updates since this review. Including adding an option in the debug menu to turn on self-collision. Also armor that functions as armor.
After writing this script I played this game non-stop for 3 days straight to get the footage
I feel a bit...
Different.
Cool
Oh no
WE NEED MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
666k subs ;)
No Crab Rave joke? Disappointed
he's gotten an express vpn sponsorship, now he really is a youtuber
Once he starts promoting Wix you know he's really made it
Nah Squad Fam he'll reach the top when he hosts Meme Review
One of the only youtubers where I didnt skip the sponsored bit, still damm entertaining! What a genius
now he just needs a dollar shave club sponsorship
I wish vpn sponsored me.
*British man holds US money*
Where did he...
“Where did I get this stuff”
Oh, okay then.
Well, he's British
That's what you get for vpning the unsafe vpn. Dollars.
@@fulcrum2951 *I GET IT NOW*
Selling black market teas
GIVE ABRAHAM LINCOLN BACK!!!
ima put it out there, it ONE DUDE WORKING ON THIS GAME
Haha 69
wait there's only one person working on this game?
@@user-xs9po5fo7o yeha
Well, pretty impressive so far for a one dude project.
@@prcervi pretty impressive?! Its outstanding for 1 dude who has to work on coding, modeling, sound design, Motion designing, etc
Stabs Mannequin: “Don’t call the police”
Quotes X-Men: “Maybe do call the police”
Me: “Seems legit”
understandable
Gonk hahhaa so big funny
Bruh
Ok
Welches möchten Sie zuerst vergießen? Dann Blut.
I genuinely look forward to each UpIsNotJump video like I look forward to nothing else. I swear I re-watch every video at least three times. Hands down my absolute *favorite* game review channel.
TheBees Elbows Same!
Trust me we all do
boarderline obsession lol
i only re-watch his and sovietwombles videos. I crave them. i have them on notification. i need more than one video every 3 months.... soviet
THEY ARE ART
I still think your second channel should be called downisnotcrouch
UnprofessionalArtistry This should be a petition.
Shouldn’t it be downiscrouch?
Sometimes it is
SidewaysIsNotStrafe
*DownIsCrouch
So this is the game that SovietWomble went full psychopath in!
ua-cam.com/video/9EIeZBSINvY/v-deo.html
@@hafor2846 I like how there is an SCP description in the comments lol
That man is part of ZF clan so I'm not surprised how that happend
CYANIDE STOP FIRING THAT IN MY EAR
what you mean this game? all the games he played ...
He didn’t even mention full body tracking *thats when it becomes really fun*
I want to see that
*cries in WMR*
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 as someone whose DONE it, its fucking incredible, I became a kickboxing god of death and it was so incredibly fun to stand there and repeatedly kick someone to death
@@pixelsilzavon77 i feel you
@@DrPinkieDie reason 27592653/5639564826472 of why people who play gorn and blade and sorcery are 25x more likely to be a psychopath playing very.
And yet another youtubers becomes a psychopath just from playing this game.
Lovely.
you must be talking about sovietwomble...
@@SpaceMissile Also rimmy
SpaceMissile he was already a psychopath
@@cursedfate838 Also Pewdiepie.
The others are wrong, you definitely mean NerdCubed
"If God was a developer, we'd definetely still be early access."
Probably my favorite thing ever said.
Nah, we're already cancelled
But how are we still playing?
@@fulcrum2951 A canceled game doesn't mean it is automatically banished from existence, it can also be used for a game that was developed, launched a few updates but then the devs didn't feel like finishing it, a good example is Evolve, started paid, "evolved" into a free game after many critics, but then the devs closed the servers, you can still play with bots, and the new updates ( evolution ), will come with the help of the modders ( researches ).
He's also clearly drunk and tired.
But God is a creator HUE HUE
The axe climbing scares me. One day we might get a getting over it game in VR. Oh god
Now you can get vertigo and motion sickness ON TOP OF your murderous rage! :D
Maybe the game might actually be less shite XD.
I would love that. And hate it too.
Nonononononononononononononono
*PTSD INTENSIFIES*
He’s getting a surprising amount of mileage out of that manikin.
i think its gonna be a new gag for his episodes
Mannequin just fyi
Labtec A I used voice to text.
It's the only friend he ever had.
@@labtec514 manikin is an acceptable alternative, pedant
Love how he is including his girlfriend more and more in his vids. They seem really good together :)
Fiancee, actually.
Soon to be wife now
Wife now
Ex-wife now
Vex Ninja nope
I'd like a part two of this video with mods. They seriously make the game for me, and they are relatively uncomplicated as far as mods go.
He is really getting his money's worth with those mannequin body parts.
I'm dumping tea in a harbour now
Amazon must be getting real suspicious with the number he's ordering
The physics in blade and sorcery has actually ruined skyrim VR for me.
Skyrim VR ruined Skyrim VR for me
@@Peachy_Fuzzy Simpson Willie voice: Damn vr games, they ruined vr gaming!
@@gerdhagen I know it's big joke but Skyrim VR really brings out how bad combat is in that game
@Fuzzyballs01 Think thats bad, B&S make steh melee in BONEWORKS look bad (its really terrible actually in comparison).
@@kudosbudo i think boneworks melee isnt too bad. Boneworks gunplay is clearly the focus though nothing is better than gunning down mobs with the guns in that game
2:30
I was expecting a Thor reference.
*Put up hand to draw in sword. It slowly floats to you.*
"Hold on, sometimes it takes a second."
"You should have gone for the head" Queue 10:14
"I'm still worthy!"
@@PhoeniixFiire (endgame spoilers)
I loved seeing how happy Thor was when he got mjolnir back!
I’m still worthy!
5:58 that shot always catches me off guard. I am so used to you not using special effects that when I see that shot my brain scans it waiting to see you holding a removed mannequin arm but then I don’t see and my brain short circuits
I think this game would be good to do another video on, the game's changed a ton since this video and feels much more like a game, as well as being even more tolerable to the eyes
How you manage to repeated manage to knock these videos out of the park every time is absurd
The sound you hear when you threaten to grief an 8 year old’s Minecraft house
4:43
This has me dying 😂😂😂
I see you've reached 666k subscribers.
This seems somewhat apt.
Nbtwall
OH NO
Nbtwall 333 likes
Would love to see a follow-up video now that the game is actually officially released.
I just realized
You can recreate the yondu scene from guardians in the galaxy in blades and sorcery
Do you mean the thing where he kills a whole ship full of dudes with his arrow, or the "I'm Marry Poppins, Y'all!", bit?
The Arrow genocide thing
Come and get your lo-
Arrows don't piece things all the way in B&S but I think there's a mod that changes it.
And if you try had enough that seen with urbosa in loz botw were she kills some yiga people
Few videos ago:
"Im phasing out these jokes I swear"
This video:
Most amount of manikin and limb jokes so far
They are the best tho lol
These games break your humanity.
Someone will be walking towards you and you instictively try to float a knife to you to stab them in the head.
10/10 IGN
Can't wait for: Boneworks VR Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why
I don't think that's possible
nah it will be called boneworks VR is not an absolute nightmare
Upisnotjump: more established game critics
Also upisnotjump: shows zero punctuation
? Hes been established for like 12 years
@@coffin7904 he's been classified more as a Nitpicker than a critic
I wonder how your advertisers feel about being placed with...
ahem... THIS kinda content...
That is why there is a sponsor. He is prepared!
Who CARES? This is AWESOME!
I feel like you introduced me to a winner here.
Gorn seemed a bit too light for me, whereas this looks like the serial killer practice app I was really looking for.
Lol BloodTrails. Super Early Access and not much content but if you want to murder people realistically (in VR) thats the way to go.
I can't tell if you're joking or not.
I mean you can also dance with your victim while laughing maniacally and pretending to be a dark lord
Leander Schuster Fellow ZF fan here I see
Soviet womble has a far reach in UA-cam apparently
Every time I play B&S, I always imagine myself as some evil battlemage that just slaughters the whole time remorselessly, and i swear one time i was just repeatedly stabbing a corpse and im positive someone saw me in my window and thought thats either VR or capital murder in that room rn
7:53 gets me every time.. Hands down my favorite UA-camr.. 10/10 editing and humor, mate. Continue being awesome!
"like any good Bethesda game"
Haven't seen one of those since 2011, good times.
To quote GladOS, "It's been a long time, how have you been?"
Bethesda: *reputation litterally burned to the ground with only Fallout 76 to show for it*
Oh
2015*
@@jeff-hd9og Nope. 2011. Fallout 4 is an aimless slog between annoying, needy NPCs with combat that can best be described as "reactive combat with weapons that are either worthless or stupidly overpowered", and an overarching story that sits at the perfect intersection between Contrived Lane and Boring Street. Skyrim was good...the skill-balancing was in need of another six months of tweaking (especially the Thief and Mage set...the Warrior set is pretty good, but like...comparing the general usefulness of Illusion versus Restoration is like comparing a feather to a sword). The best games Bethesda has ever had a hand in are Morrowind (which was all Bethesda) or Fallout New Vegas (which was mostly Obsidian beyond engine stuff and deadlines). Now that Microsoft owns Zenimax Media, and by extension both Bethesda and Id...this could change as Microsoft already owns Obsidian. I'm really drooling right now over a collaborative effort between Id and Obsidian, but with the properties of Bethesda. Just imagine a game with the freneticism and stability of Doom 2016 or Eternal, the storytelling and RPG element construction of Obsidian, and the wonder of worldbuilding that is The Elder Scrolls...like damn. It could easily be the best game ever made.
@@HaydenX fallout 4 isnt nearly as bad as everyone says. Like its nothing compared to fo3 and fnv but they tried some new things and some of them worked. Like settlement building. A lot of people love the settlement building me included.
@@NerdStuffing I think it's a game deserving of a 6/10...it is way too average to be a proper Fallout game.
2:18 sure was nice of code bullet to come all the way up from Australia to do colab with you.
“Maybe there is a helpline I can call...”
Tell me once you find it..... please.
It's called 911
In the UK its 999
Imagine this game with the new Index "knuckles" controllers. 😃
That's totally planned, B&S's dev will work on implementing feats for it
@@SpongePierre They're even planning for feet tracking support too!
Swag punch a bitch
It's gonna be a bit too real to actually pick up and grab a knife so you can stab somebody ×_×
“I have no eyes but I must see” is an obscure and brilliant reference and I love it
What is it a reference to?
Rillian Grant “I have no mouth and I must scream” was a dystopian sci-fi short story written by American author Harlan Ellison. It’s a very glib story about 5 surviving humans being tortured by an AI. I won’t say any more to spoil it - it’s a good read
Rillian Grant oh it was also adapted into a point and click game I think
Thanks :-)
Considering that it's one of the most popular sci fi dystopia novels of all time with an infamous game adaptation, I wouldn't really refer to it as obscure
2:22 is that a “I have no mouth but I must scream” reference?
That must show just how much suffering he has to deal with
You can slow/freeze time AND telekinetically throw knives at people? *ZA WARUDO*
It's the medieval times and you are a horrible Dio
So the world
Help I keep reading “ZA WARIO”
5:41 i desperately need to know how many times your wife has come back home while your making a video just to stumble onto scenes like this.
Many, too many to list
Glad to see your wife/girlfriend is supportive of you becoming full time still and helps out in your vids. Always nice to see a couple having fun and possibly having to replace a device or two because of their partner's skits.
If Skyrim vr played like this then that would have been a vr killer
Jenssons! :p
Agreed
0:12 did he set his hand on fire, if he didn’t the editing is so good I can’t tell
6:05 I’m imagining a VR climbing with Bennett foddy
What the fuck have you just brought upon this cursed land
@@generalcodsworth4417 well a VR climbing game with Bennett Foddy obviously
How did he know my favorite pastime is playing knify cratey?!
The climbing in this game makes me hopeful for a Getting Over It VR
One tracking glitch would cause many broken walls.
3:27 I can’t be the only one who thought he was gonna start singing
0:19 stop! stop! he’s already dead “sobs”
Kinda would of liked to see the convo with his wife of some of the jokes he did in this video
Upisnotjump “Ok babe now take this monitor”
Wife “Ok”
Upisnotjump “Now duct tape it to my head”
Wife “wait what......”
Upisnotjump: ok im gonna reach for this penny on the floor
Wife: ok
Upisnotjump: drop mannequin arms on me
Wife: ...ok
I love how these videos manage to be honest and thorough with the analysis while being hilarious. It's nice to watch a reviewer that manages to effectively dissect the content while making me laugh my ass off without it being at the content's expense
One more video for me to watch 100 times. When Im washing the dishes, having launch, when Im pooping, sometimes even before killing someone.
What do you mean "sometimes even before killing"? It's law that you must watch *at least* one UINJ video before committing murder. What, do you want to be arrested for improper murder conduct??
rightisnotleft
@@ABeeKnee He told us the definition of insanity, why question him now?!
I feel like we’re watching a man slowly descent into madness... or the other way around.. and I still don’t know if I should buy a VR headset....
...shit
Do it.
ua-cam.com/video/FbFJZUwmUZE/v-deo.html
Goddamnit.
Bro i could not recommend it enough
Fantastic review, been lurking around your channel for a while but today you have earned my sub.
This game would be really good for an update video as it's finally been finished (sort of) and loads of mods
When at 6:41 he showed Zelda and I just realized that I could have used a campfire but instead I spent 5 min using a flame sword to remove the ice manually....
Therapist:television head isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Television head: 2:19
Now it just needs a mod that replaces the main character for Anakin Skywalker, the weapon for a lightsaber and the enemies for younglings.
You can always play Battlefront 2 (2005).
@@Bruno-ec8ft No younglings in Battlefront 2
@@vanderburf9854 In the main campaign you can play has Anakin murdering youngling young padawan.
@@Bruno-ec8ft I didn't remember that one
@@vanderburf9854 It is in one of the last level, after the clone have destroyed Kamino if I remember correctly.
1:11 I lost my shit when you looked at the camera
The “ I have no mouth and I must scream” reference got me. The way you sprinkle nice little references in there always makes me smile.
8:01 I was drinking lemonade and actually choked and snorted it up, for ten seconds I couldn’t breathe!
Danger Noodles oh no
""Just picking dead people off the floor, for example, is wholly unpleasant." There's probably something wrong with you if it isn't.
4:22
basically what Metaton wants to do with you
Blade & Sorcery has gotten out of early access. I recommend you try it again.
9:36 Oh my god you predicted the future XD
“I have no eyes but I must see”
Referencing “I have no mouth but I must scream?
I have no ass but I must shit
And
Burrito Torpedo wooooosh
Exactly
@@stormcorrosion176 r/ıhavereddit
I love this game so much, even when I played it back then it was amazing and is still fun to this day. Surprised you haven't tried heating the weapon before throwing and then using it as a lightning rod.
2:22 is why I love this channel.
I have no eyes. But I must see.
@@gameboy_matthew7181 uhhh there’s two in that comment?! Exposed, time to make a video and get like a nanosecond of fame then fall into a downward spiral trying to relive that nanosecond until I (drones off into mumbling)
... and that proves that Obama is a top 10 Mario cart speed runner!
6:14
"That's got to be a best pirate I've ever seen"
"So it would seem...."
1:35 for those who want to skip the bullshit and get to the actual meat.
I absolutely love you and your content, and I adore the modding community of blade and sorcery. I’d love to see a blade and sorcery mods are a nightmare!
I appreciate the Pirates of the Caribbean chandler reference. Well done
Makes me think of when you could do that in Dark Messiah.
Now I want Dark Messiah in VR.
we need a new video since its in 1.0
I really hope we can get an updated Blade and Sorcery video
No, yahtzee would not say "High Skill Ceiling." If he mentioned ceilings at all he'd probably say "A skill ceiling so high not even I could get an errant jet of spunk up there."
I literally....LITERALLY. choked on my drink at 6:13. Bravo my fellow Briton.
I really hate gorn. The whole “you get hit once and everything fades away until you restart” along with the “pull to move” system make it just much less fun than blade and sorcery to me.
You know that you can disable the pull to move System right? And when you get a kill your health replenishes
That “ I can’t go back. “ moment killed me...
now that 1.0 is out you should make an updated video on this game
I usually skip through the in video advertisements, but this guy makes everything entertaining.
Soooo they need to make a good VR star wars game with that grab force saber mechanic
There's a mod for that and a mod for choke hold force thingy
There is a pretty large modding community
@@staticchronos2780 oo time to play
“How far do I have to go into the most downloaded mods to find a nsfw one?”
The game you play with any game that has a large modding community. And if you don’t, my men will find you. After that idk but I’ll know where you are! Unless you move of course, but then I’ll be sad
@@teathesilkwing7616 I have a suggestion, when you find me we can play b&s together with a multiplayer mod :)
@@staticchronos2780 well I won’t be home till the 17th, we can talk then. I’ll comment on your video when I do
@@teathesilkwing7616 amazing
7:14 that just sold it for me, buying now
Hey UP, recently the game has added new magic and redid the already existing electricity magic, so I would like to see, even if it’s a 5 min video, I would love to see you look at how far the game has come
8:39 imagine yourself in enemy shoes you trained all your life to become the very best Warriors ever lived and then your opponent just throws a fucking chair at you
fun fact: when in slow motion, the force of your weapons (including fists) is increased. When you hit someone in the face, they will always fall over. This means that if you hit someone upwards with your fists in slow motion they fly into the lower stratosphere
9:08 dammit Shane
I'd love to see you review Thumper. It's definitely an absolute nightmare -- for all the right reasons.
Yes! A new video!
I honestly think UpIsNotJump should re-review this game soon enough given how so much of this has changed.
Gorn is now fully out and it’s amazing
you got a clip in the beatsaber video! Yay!
link?
On mobile so cant it was in the video for the anniversary
@@nbtwall7287 ua-cam.com/video/IXMiBSo_uwg/v-deo.html
0:58
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One day this lad will upload a bad video. But today is not that day.
Actually I'm not seeing any future evidence yet either.
3:28 I was expecting it to end with *_GUN_*
god this guy puts so much effort into his videos. he put on a full of costume for a single frame.
this is really admirable!
As much as I love your content, I think seeing your twitter post roasting your, and your countries, teeth makes me uncomfortable.
Honestly terrifying
6:14 is peak UpIsNotJump.
Also, always good to see another upload from you! Can't wait to see you do H3VR!
Hell yes please
And just like magneto...
*sees upisnotjump video*
"Perfection"
Y' really should go back and give this game another look. Not saying to do a full review of it again, just check it out. They've gone through a good few minor updates and two major updates since this review. Including adding an option in the debug menu to turn on self-collision. Also armor that functions as armor.
please revisit this game when its fully released, its already so much different in U10