Hitman 3 VR Is A Nightmare - This Is Why

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  • @CoreyLaddo
    @CoreyLaddo 3 роки тому +7875

    My favourite aspect of Hitman is how Agent 47 is a master in every skill, like he will perform a drum solo or paint a masterpiece just to get close to his target

    • @skkk12
      @skkk12 3 роки тому +188

      Agreed

    • @abysscashierlightning-fast670
      @abysscashierlightning-fast670 3 роки тому +988

      That's bald people for ya.
      No hair obstructing their connection to vast knowledge of the beings from outer space.

    • @slaycationnation
      @slaycationnation 3 роки тому +261

      @@abysscashierlightning-fast670 I guess my dad is the exception because he’s got a brain the size of a walnut.

    • @f.palmero5010
      @f.palmero5010 3 роки тому +155

      @@slaycationnation What is a dad?

    • @LokivSource2
      @LokivSource2 3 роки тому +27

      jeez, you're everywhere! nice to know you're also an UpIsNotJump fan!

  • @Electroporcupine
    @Electroporcupine 3 роки тому +3734

    I love that he struggled to maintain an American accent, while playing a character who *does not* have an American accent.

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  3 роки тому +1185

      this comment killed me

    • @saint4life09
      @saint4life09 3 роки тому +98

      Who? 47 definitely has an American accent

    • @milodoesgaming1203
      @milodoesgaming1203 3 роки тому +15

      What part of the video?

    • @bppvids2392
      @bppvids2392 3 роки тому +25

      @@milodoesgaming1203 0:20

    • @AtlasGuitar
      @AtlasGuitar 3 роки тому +212

      @@saint4life09 Nope, definitely doesn't. David Bateson is a South African who lives in England, his accent is definitely not American.

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 3 роки тому +2691

    I’d actually watch the hell out of a TV show where Agent 47 solves somewhat-unrelated murder mysteries while still assassinating people in the background

    • @oliverlong8493
      @oliverlong8493 3 роки тому +66

      What like dexter

    • @Tuna224th
      @Tuna224th 3 роки тому +173

      It would be so fucking funny if whenever 47 is not actively telling people something or finding a clue you just see him murking people, like while some other characters are discussing what he has found you just see him strangle and drag some dude around a corner. before coming back as if nothing happened.

    • @darkrai2007
      @darkrai2007 3 роки тому +63

      @@Tuna224th I picture that they do the murder mystery house, 47 says that he suspects the waiter, so all the people confront the waiter but in the background 47 is dragging the countess' body to the nearby bathroom. Of which 47 suddenly wanders up behind the crowd and says the police will handle it from here and then just leave with a bloody fish in tow but no-one questions it.

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tuna224th fyi it's 'mercing' as far as I know. Like as in mercenary

    • @Tuna224th
      @Tuna224th 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheJunky228 Merking is just a weird slang for murdering, its not a real word I just used it because its infected my vocabulary

  • @ashleynichole8687
    @ashleynichole8687 3 роки тому +1255

    “It’s the thing that gets you to the thing.” - Every American politician alive today

  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty 3 роки тому +1842

    Hey wait a minute you didn't actually shave your head! You almost fooled me!

    • @TK-317
      @TK-317 3 роки тому +6

      @@jpramirez4218 Damn, stop fucking simping so hard.

    • @Grilly2368
      @Grilly2368 3 роки тому +5

      Wait he didn't shave his head!?

    • @mostbasedman1686
      @mostbasedman1686 3 роки тому

      I love you crusty!

    • @Guillo78
      @Guillo78 3 роки тому +1

      Oh god is crusty

    • @thegamerclone5882
      @thegamerclone5882 3 роки тому +1

      But he did didn't he

  • @nhbglace6677
    @nhbglace6677 3 роки тому +1679

    You successfully managed to review the entirety of hitman 2 before even addressing 3. That's content

    • @xuvvy
      @xuvvy 3 роки тому +2

      Well, hello there

    • @nhbglace6677
      @nhbglace6677 3 роки тому +1

      @@xuvvy 0,0 Ah Scway man

    • @alexcrouse
      @alexcrouse 3 роки тому +3

      I played Hitman 2 end to end a dozen times and i've never see the game he played.
      ioi is a dumpster fire. lmao.

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexcrouse ???

    • @alexcrouse
      @alexcrouse 3 роки тому +9

      @@Hevymin there are two "Hitman 2" games.

  • @SesshyLover777
    @SesshyLover777 3 роки тому +3705

    Your wife is such a trooper lmao

    • @jasonalcatraz5817
      @jasonalcatraz5817 3 роки тому +245

      "SAY YOUR LINE"
      These two are golden.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 роки тому +136

      Oh no his wife is just as funny and insane as he is....

    • @antonyborlase3965
      @antonyborlase3965 3 роки тому +53

      She added to the video. Is she okay after being strangled?

    • @TAGMedia7
      @TAGMedia7 3 роки тому +7

      Isn't that Caddie's sister?

    • @emilpersidski
      @emilpersidski 3 роки тому +14

      @@antonyborlase3965 he held her shoulders, not her neck

  • @FeuchteGurke
    @FeuchteGurke 3 роки тому +2990

    Time to watch this video, then have his voice narrate everything in my head for the rest of the day

  • @jackandyaron6186
    @jackandyaron6186 3 роки тому +224

    For a guy with "no personality whatsoever", 47 has some pretty good puns

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 роки тому

      Yes indeed

    • @realmark8125
      @realmark8125 3 роки тому

      exampl?

    • @funkycord1336
      @funkycord1336 2 роки тому +15

      @@realmark8125 "I promise once I'm done you won't feel a thing"

    • @KillerMeme
      @KillerMeme 2 роки тому +3

      @@funkycord1336 less a pun and more a innuendo/double entendre

  • @Onyxiate
    @Onyxiate 3 роки тому +926

    Matt: “Especially when it costs £54.99!”
    Me, an Australian: *Cries in $99.95*

    • @lachlanc7092
      @lachlanc7092 3 роки тому +38

      Yeah but we get to live in Australia though

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 3 роки тому +31

      Yeah Australians have to deal with spiders, how insensitive of you to comment this without knowing their troubles.
      How could thee?

    • @blackoutlol2857
      @blackoutlol2857 3 роки тому +4

      Oof I know what it’s like... cause I’m an Australian too 🥲 at least I got it on sale for eighty something dollars.

    • @colnz1233
      @colnz1233 3 роки тому +4

      @@alvinviklund it means we work more for less money, say I'm on a benefit, and I get $80 NZD spending a week after my weekly expenses this game is $104 NZD for me, meaning I would have to wait 2 weeks to by it, but if I were to live in the uk, assuming expenses were the same and the benefit is the same in pounds, i could buy it in 1 week as i would essentially be getting 154 NZD per week of spending

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 роки тому +4

      @@alvinviklund Bruh, the issue is that to someone it might be a tenth of their monthly income and a fifth or fourth of their free/spendable income, while for someone else it might be a third or a fourth of their total income and twice their free/post bills income.

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 3 роки тому +1175

    To be fair, "no personality whatsoever" is the end goal of training a perfect super-assassin.

    • @arksigma7709
      @arksigma7709 3 роки тому +24

      Agreed.

    • @thewanderer93
      @thewanderer93 3 роки тому +17

      Mission complete

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 роки тому +40

      But the whole thing is that he still has one, so the conflict between his whole raison detre with his actual disposition is a great point of the series.

    • @antzzors126
      @antzzors126 3 роки тому +4

      But isn’t the point of an assassin to perfectly blend in

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 роки тому +3

      @@antzzors126 Not calling attention to oneself goes a long way.

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 3 роки тому +3461

    Can't believe you blinded yourself in one eye just for a thumbnail, now thats suffering for your art

    • @HARRY_BAINS
      @HARRY_BAINS 3 роки тому +129

      @Make random vids Guy no shit

    • @Gennj
      @Gennj 3 роки тому +60

      @Make random vids Guy r/whoosh

    • @EpixFusion
      @EpixFusion 3 роки тому +79

      @Make random vids Guy Wym? You can literally see the scratch on his face

    • @garry_quack
      @garry_quack 3 роки тому +5

      @Make random vids Guy no Shia LaBeouf

    • @brokenlightbulb9500
      @brokenlightbulb9500 3 роки тому +12

      @Make random vids Guy WOW I DIDINT KNOW THAT

  • @BlargMyShnoople
    @BlargMyShnoople 3 роки тому +668

    I love you

  • @fabian.f97
    @fabian.f97 3 роки тому +90

    That last-minute breakdown at how much you've spent on VR was too relatable.

  • @estlin2001
    @estlin2001 3 роки тому +108

    Honestly a hitman style game built from the ground up for VR would be amazing
    it'd get you put on a watch list but amazing

  • @ethancknight
    @ethancknight 3 роки тому +654

    Can’t wait to watch him repeatedly walk right next to enemies that are so dense they can’t spot you from half a centimeter away while you murder their friend.

    • @samsmith9764
      @samsmith9764 3 роки тому +23

      "Must've been the wind!"
      *looks down*
      "Oh no! someones been murdered!"

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 роки тому +1

      Well, outside of Thief(and few other example, where stealth was a single railroaded sections) it's a staple of "stealth" genre:))

    • @the-hd5cx
      @the-hd5cx 3 роки тому

      I need your profile picture pronto chief

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 3 роки тому

      Guess the jet makes me jittery...

  • @icklenellierose
    @icklenellierose 3 роки тому +3388

    But the real question is....can you accidentally set off the grape press while you're still in it....in VR?

    • @Dracomancili
      @Dracomancili 3 роки тому +78

      Now this is a crossover i wasnt expecting

    • @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII
      @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII 3 роки тому +60

      If I accidentally set off the grape press while still in it in VR, I would simply unpress myself. But ig I'm just built different

    • @nutsyear
      @nutsyear 3 роки тому +12

      Yes you just oppress it

    • @WebContractor7407
      @WebContractor7407 3 роки тому +5

      you said it JUST as he would......

    • @carlosortiz1070
      @carlosortiz1070 3 роки тому +3

      and why he didnt include the other 8 references

  • @VaCuYT
    @VaCuYT 3 роки тому +721

    Each time you bring your wife in she looks like a confused yet happy to be here hostage

    • @VaCuYT
      @VaCuYT 3 роки тому +12

      well this is messed up more likes on a comment than a single video of mine xD

    • @GrumpBurger
      @GrumpBurger 3 роки тому +24

      Stockholm Syndrome is a nightmare - here is why

    • @VaCuYT
      @VaCuYT 3 роки тому +5

      @@GrumpBurger Underrated

    • @sabatheus
      @sabatheus 3 роки тому +7

      "Say your line!"

    • @kartoffelbrei8090
      @kartoffelbrei8090 3 роки тому +4

      13:57 Shes like: Are you not entertained?

  • @PhoenixPalmer88
    @PhoenixPalmer88 3 роки тому +267

    The “gameplay” they showed for the VR had me so excited. Total letdown

    • @musicni3729
      @musicni3729 3 роки тому +14

      Keep in mind these are limitations I can see for the PS4 and PSVR only, the draw distance and loading etc. A good gaming PC rig and the PC VR availability come 2022 upon the steam release and the time to fix bugs like the shaking etc, it would be a pretty capable VR game and making most of the criticisms void as they are fixed

    • @tizerk
      @tizerk 3 роки тому +5

      @@musicni3729 There's no confirmation that PCVR will ever come, let alone alongside a Steam release in 2022.

    • @rriverence
      @rriverence 3 роки тому +5

      @@tizerk now there is

    • @tizerk
      @tizerk 3 роки тому

      @@rriverence Yep, glad to hear it!

    • @dragoxk4542
      @dragoxk4542 3 роки тому

      @@rriverence heck yeah, I hope it’s good.

  • @raavhollywood
    @raavhollywood 3 роки тому +336

    I love this channel

    • @raavhollywood
      @raavhollywood 3 роки тому

      @Sweet “What in the Goddamn?” Tea He just really cracks me up.

  • @jamesbearss8547
    @jamesbearss8547 3 роки тому +918

    Therapist: its okay James, American UpIsNotJump isn't real. He can't hurt you.
    American UpIsNotJump: Agency, This is FORty-seven.
    Me: *Panicked screaming*

    • @imatree4015
      @imatree4015 3 роки тому +47

      Didn't even realize he was trying to do an American accent until after rewatching that part, but the way he said his Rs were still so jarring

    • @Fae-Fey
      @Fae-Fey 3 роки тому +6

      what? can you give timestamp for that?

    • @imatree4015
      @imatree4015 3 роки тому +18

      @@Fae-Fey 0:20

    • @ogredwing
      @ogredwing 3 роки тому +13

      47 has a South African accent, so god knows why he chose a bad American accent, rather than a bad South African accent.

    • @Vanpotheosis
      @Vanpotheosis 3 роки тому +5

      "patch me through to Dianahr."

  • @knoven-
    @knoven- 3 роки тому +148

    We all saw how he cried when he was handling those headsets but imagine the look on his wife's face

  • @DanTheMan2150AD
    @DanTheMan2150AD 3 роки тому +541

    UpIsNotJump is slowly becoming a respectable content creator and filmmaker.

  • @cheminsleonard2906
    @cheminsleonard2906 3 роки тому +48

    your reviews are EASILY the most honest, engaging and overall best reviews on the platform. I can tell how much love is put into each and every frame of your videos. Its always a disappointment when the video ends, cuz I just want more!

  • @Lance_Criminal
    @Lance_Criminal 2 роки тому +17

    4:28
    “Oh no they have me surrounded!!!!…
    Those poor bastards…”

  • @stingymedia127
    @stingymedia127 3 роки тому +367

    I feel like he’s becoming more family friendly because he knows his students watch his videos

    • @knoven-
      @knoven- 3 роки тому +67

      Im pretty sure he isn't a teacher anymore

    • @ezmodey1105
      @ezmodey1105 3 роки тому +59

      Did you miss the old lady murder montage ending in a visceral shotgun blast?

    • @JamyOats
      @JamyOats 3 роки тому +31

      Or the Red Dead video where he murdered a wide variety of animals using as many weapons as possible?

    • @jlc5639
      @jlc5639 3 роки тому +30

      @Java Monsoon There's truth in what you say, but if teachers weren't so criminally underpaid...

    • @knoven-
      @knoven- 3 роки тому +13

      @Java Monsoon Well, you could think of it like he's expanding his classroom. I'm sure he's reaching out to much more people through the videos

  • @DrMuFFinMan
    @DrMuFFinMan 3 роки тому +380

    "Is anyone looking at us" " BeaNNNNNNs" masterpiece

  • @donutchan8114
    @donutchan8114 3 роки тому +114

    Things I learned from this video:
    1)hallumi fries are a thing
    2)you dip hallumi fries into egg goo
    3)there are a lot of vr headsets

    • @thecheezyweebboy8835
      @thecheezyweebboy8835 3 роки тому +4

      He dipped toast strips into the egg

    • @irregular1430
      @irregular1430 3 роки тому +1

      That was soldiers (strips of toast)

    • @Priest015
      @Priest015 3 роки тому +4

      Those are "dippy eggs and soldiers" which is essentially just toast cut up and dipped into the egg. The hallumi fries are a separate thing.

    • @lililyy
      @lililyy 10 місяців тому

      that not even half the amount of modern vr headsets available

  • @AjMcDonnell
    @AjMcDonnell 3 роки тому +88

    Just wondering if anyone else thinks it's baffling that Matt is 30. Give me your precious youth elixir you immortal you

    • @deanobeany
      @deanobeany 3 роки тому +4

      30...isn't that old?

  • @ThaBeaminator
    @ThaBeaminator 3 роки тому +21

    0:09 caddy shooting his PC he's trying to build

  • @IannoOfAlgodoo
    @IannoOfAlgodoo 3 роки тому +264

    “I probably should get rid of all these weapons “ highly relatable

    • @mrgw98
      @mrgw98 3 роки тому +6

      Sounds like an American problem.

    • @cephaleaorion4888
      @cephaleaorion4888 3 роки тому +2

      T H I S I S A M E R I C A

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 3 роки тому +2

      Well, when you have "Gun Storms", @@mrgw98, it can be quite the hassle putting up your new free guns that just fall out of the sky for you.

    • @Dream0Asylum
      @Dream0Asylum 3 роки тому +4

      But he didn't get rid of all the weapons ... he left the deadliest weapons of all, *the bananas.*

  • @K3NnY_G
    @K3NnY_G 3 роки тому +296

    Awesome, I could really use some distracting, enjoyable con- *PREMIERS IN 3 HOURS*
    "Oh... Well fuck that then.." 🤷‍♂️

  • @elgringo4923
    @elgringo4923 3 роки тому +163

    "Skillshare has no ads." Yeah, I'm paying for it with my own money, I should hope there's no ads.

    • @chrismanuel9768
      @chrismanuel9768 3 роки тому +8

      You ever watch television?

    • @emilpersidski
      @emilpersidski 3 роки тому +12

      @@chrismanuel9768 no need to pay for cable in my country when you can just use a Pepsi can as an antenna and still have access to 40+ channels.

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 3 роки тому +1

      Sky Sports: "hold my beer".

    • @EmoChipmonkVOD
      @EmoChipmonkVOD 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrismanuel9768 nope

    • @janeblogs324
      @janeblogs324 3 роки тому

      @@chrismanuel9768 you pay for television?

  • @Hayoken
    @Hayoken 3 роки тому +35

    I'm so glad i found this channel.
    It's extremely rare, that someone can legitimately make me laugh out loud. and so far it happened in every video multiple times.
    Thanks for all the effort you put into these videos.
    Stay awesome

  • @adamlach6572
    @adamlach6572 3 роки тому +7

    finaly someone saying something truly positive about Hitman 2 Silent Assassin - my favourite game in the series, and one of my favourite game of all time. I love how it's great stealth game, great puzzle game and great shooter at the same time. Atmosphere is great, Agent 47 is sooo cool here, and most of all - the best murderer sim.

  • @LizzBowlen
    @LizzBowlen 3 роки тому +186

    Broke: "Power's the thing that gets you to the thing."
    Woke: On the Dartmoor level you can accidentally do an action that causes someone else to straight up murder your target and confuse the hell out of you in the process.

    • @LeQuack147
      @LeQuack147 3 роки тому +1

      oooooh, details?

    • @strawberryowl962
      @strawberryowl962 3 роки тому +11

      @@LeQuack147 If you open the greenhouse and fixed the thing that makes the plant poison, one of the family members will actually try to go there later and poison your target's drink.

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow 3 роки тому +6

      @@strawberryowl962 Yup, and if you tell your target, she can ask you to kill the other killer.
      (Unfortunately, I don´t think it does anything / has any reward.)

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 3 роки тому +5

      @@LeQuack147 The Dartmoor mission has an assassin kill the target's brother, if you fix up her chemistry set on the greenhouse she'll kill the target as well
      Also, you can don a detective's disguise and solve the case, but instead tell the target that her brother killed himself due to guilt from both killing a third brother long ago, and then after you can reveal your identity and she'll give you Arthur Edwards (The Constant)'s files before jumping off a balcony

  • @pogeri6229
    @pogeri6229 3 роки тому +113

    The halumi Fries Joke was Just an Excuse to Eat more Halumi fries

    • @pogeri6229
      @pogeri6229 3 роки тому +1

      @Space Dootboy That is also True

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 3 роки тому +2

      Wait, so halumi fries can be called "fries," but every time I call potato fries "fries" my English friends grind me under their imperial heels with, "ThEY'rE CAlLed CHiPs, YOu YAnK."

  • @crossml3890
    @crossml3890 3 роки тому +244

    How do you expect me to wait 2 hours, how dare you.

  • @iammyself7885
    @iammyself7885 3 роки тому +5

    Love your videos and was pleasantly surprised when I saw you made this about Hitman! Some context on the story: the hitman trilogy (the last 3 games) is a bit of a poetic goodbye to the HM series and sets up an arch in which agent 47 goes from only following orders to realizing that shit is more complicated and that he has free will. But that story isn't something most people playing will focus on. The main demographic of players are livestreamers and speed runners that explore every single corner of the maps and gameplay. Totally agree the prices are a bit up there unfortunately but the studio was only recently independent.
    Thanks again for a funny and informative vid! Love your presenting style a lot :-)

  • @FonuhYT
    @FonuhYT 3 роки тому +76

    The Soldiers being blinded by the lights is realistic. As a Romanian, i can confirm that we do actually react like that to flashlights.
    Edit:im happy that Romania is in a AAA game :)

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow 3 роки тому +5

      And those were pretty strong flashlights. I can barely go out into sunlight without flinching. With dark-glasses. (mid EU)

    • @commisaryarreck3974
      @commisaryarreck3974 3 роки тому +1

      Some modern flashlights just well "flash" very quickly to disorient and blind the enemy

    • @Blazedlevelbort
      @Blazedlevelbort 3 роки тому +3

      when watch dogs 3 came out i just thought "for fucks sake, i dont even want to live here why would i want to play a game thats set here?"

    • @dapperpixelguy6576
      @dapperpixelguy6576 3 роки тому

      Did they not have NV goggles on? Bright lights will make it impossible to see out of them for a good few seconds

    • @FonuhYT
      @FonuhYT 3 роки тому

      @@dapperpixelguy6576 In Romania we dont use such technology.

  • @sadpee7710
    @sadpee7710 3 роки тому +194

    that nail polish really pops with his shirt ngl

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski 3 роки тому +11

      Looks like a cry for personality

    • @Thesprittomb05
      @Thesprittomb05 3 роки тому +60

      @@Kostadin_Arolski ah, I see you managed to get that full time position?

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter 3 роки тому +5

      @@Thesprittomb05 rekt

    • @marlonseiring-andersen1680
      @marlonseiring-andersen1680 3 роки тому +6

      @@Thesprittomb05 bruh u really killed him XD

    • @BobbyTortiIIa
      @BobbyTortiIIa 3 роки тому

      I've never watched him before and didn't notice a punchline or anything, did he lose a bet?

  • @crusty_
    @crusty_ 3 роки тому +113

    agent 47 is skilled at everything except expressing his feelings

  • @Sockem16
    @Sockem16 3 роки тому +156

    I'm surprised he hasn't done "Fnaf VR is a Nightmare" yet

    • @shootingthebrez6163
      @shootingthebrez6163 3 роки тому +17

      "Fnaf VR gave me a Nightmare"

    • @grape91
      @grape91 3 роки тому +3

      It's on his second channel

    • @shootingthebrez6163
      @shootingthebrez6163 3 роки тому +4

      @@grape91 Its not so much a review though as it is Gameplay of the game

    • @grape91
      @grape91 3 роки тому +1

      @@shootingthebrez6163 ah sorry I just went by the title

    • @thanosthefarmer
      @thanosthefarmer 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, more like “fnaf VR gives you nightmares” lmao

  • @derp0112
    @derp0112 3 роки тому +4

    You are literally the best rant youtuber ever because you make everything fun, thanks up.

  • @OneRandomDolly
    @OneRandomDolly 2 роки тому +1

    I keep forgetting about this channel, but I think about it randomly sometimes and get reminded of how fuckin magically brilliant you are.

  • @FullMetalSkye
    @FullMetalSkye 3 роки тому +89

    I can't believe he made an entire video just to show off his nails, that's true dedication!

    • @naglispetrauskas4061
      @naglispetrauskas4061 3 роки тому +6

      Why are his nails colored tho?

    • @blood5898
      @blood5898 3 роки тому +11

      @@naglispetrauskas4061 bc it looks sick

    • @naglispetrauskas4061
      @naglispetrauskas4061 3 роки тому +4

      @@blood5898 can't argue with that

    • @blood5898
      @blood5898 3 роки тому +1

      @@naglispetrauskas4061 he looks like an anime villian

    • @naglispetrauskas4061
      @naglispetrauskas4061 3 роки тому

      @@blood5898 maybe, but he looks more like an anime hero tho, just without the colored hair

  • @Milk3000BPM
    @Milk3000BPM 3 роки тому +124

    "a fucking bungalo" is now part of the upisnotjump canonical references as it has been used twice in total

    • @TheAquaAuthor
      @TheAquaAuthor 3 роки тому +1

      VR go brrr

    • @dante.2639
      @dante.2639 3 роки тому

      same with the hitman 2 thing

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  3 роки тому +14

      now see I thought that felt familiar

    • @dante.2639
      @dante.2639 3 роки тому

      @@UpIsNotJump well now its part of the canonical lore, along with the hitman 2 confusion since you referenced that in the budget cuts VR video ( i think )

  • @hongquiao
    @hongquiao 3 роки тому +41

    Hitman 2: Silent Assassin was my introduction to the serie. I played it on PC, then later on Gamecube.
    So I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for it, even though it hasn't aged very well.
    It definitely has the best premise of all the Hitman games, shame it didn't do much with it.
    Also, it has one of the best menu themes ever. I would always wait for the whole track to play
    before loading my game. In fact, Jesper Kyd's music in the first four games is an integral part
    of their atmosphere, and as good as the "World of Assassination" trilogy is, I find it severly lacking in that respect.

  • @FroggyBoi489
    @FroggyBoi489 Рік тому +1

    I’m glad that Sid will forever be immortalized in these videos. R.I.P. Sid

  • @Damnagora
    @Damnagora 3 роки тому +1

    Love your videos man! Glad you broke out of the VR Niche to move up! (which isn't jump)

  • @Nusrich_06
    @Nusrich_06 3 роки тому +209

    I remember playing gorilla tag in a lobby with you, it was rather cool

    • @thecartelfoundme
      @thecartelfoundme 3 роки тому +3

      That sounds fun

    • @Nusrich_06
      @Nusrich_06 3 роки тому +2

      @Caleb Dikes certainly did, he was Gorilla 3017

    • @carpetsmell2523
      @carpetsmell2523 3 роки тому +3

      Nice, is gorilla tag fun?

    • @thecartelfoundme
      @thecartelfoundme 3 роки тому +4

      @@carpetsmell2523 yes, and it works up a sweat too

    • @ZeraNex
      @ZeraNex 3 роки тому +4

      @@carpetsmell2523 also, its the most dangerous game in the universe

  • @olimakesvideos_8262
    @olimakesvideos_8262 3 роки тому +43

    fun fact: my life skills teacher in secondary school was head of production (or something along those lines) for the OG hitman game

    • @cdubsb3831
      @cdubsb3831 3 роки тому +6

      Sounds like she mastered her life skills.

  • @CassidyCope
    @CassidyCope 3 роки тому +112

    Massive plothole: Hitman 2: Silent Assassin isn't available on PS4. It's only on PC and Xbox via backwards compatibility. Literally unwatchable.

    • @CyanEyed07
      @CyanEyed07 3 роки тому +1

      Unless you were talking about 360, Silent Assassin is not backwards compatible on Xbox One. I just checked and was very disappointed.

    • @CassidyCope
      @CassidyCope 3 роки тому +4

      @@CyanEyed07 It's part of the "Hitman HD Pack," a repackaging of both SA and Contracts made for the 360 and backwards compatible on the Xbone.

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 3 роки тому +15

      it's on ps2 and if you just run 2 ps2s at the same time thats a ps4

    • @WolfsGimpyWrath
      @WolfsGimpyWrath 3 роки тому +5

      My DualShock 4 connected to my PC begs to differ....

    • @time_lapse9296
      @time_lapse9296 3 роки тому +2

      @@AleK0451 big brain time lol

  • @rickdaniel7341
    @rickdaniel7341 3 роки тому +6

    “It’s the thing that gets you to the thing.”
    Thank you, Marv from Sin City, that was deep. As deep as the hole in your brain.

  • @CurtyTails
    @CurtyTails 3 роки тому +3

    “-so you have to rely on the snap turning-“
    Even though there is a smooth turning option of which as long as you aren’t prone to getting sick with motion in VR easily-makes the game more immersive-I always change turning to smooth in any Vr game.

  • @thomaskirkness-little5809
    @thomaskirkness-little5809 3 роки тому +32

    Wow, his hair grew back so fast!

  • @michaeltrimble7680
    @michaeltrimble7680 3 роки тому +11

    You need to just...just narrate everything. I could listen to you for hours man! Hilarious, entertaining, and informative! And your science explanations are THE BEST!

  • @BlazerFamilyStudios
    @BlazerFamilyStudios 3 роки тому +34

    Comments:We love you Upisnotjump!
    Upisnotjump:And I love you too random subscriber!

  • @inscrutablemungus4143
    @inscrutablemungus4143 3 роки тому +19

    "It's the thing that gets you to the thing"
    Damn, that's deep

  • @koopakoo3813
    @koopakoo3813 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shit is that an Everything Everything poster at 7:25? This is now my favorite channel ever made and I will donating my left and right kidney.

  • @Peluceus
    @Peluceus 3 роки тому +11

    This guy spent 10 minutes not on the review and I didn't even notice until he pointed it out

  • @RinIsArty
    @RinIsArty 3 роки тому +8

    Video: 10 minute history of original hitman, 2 minute review of the vr.
    gotta love it

    • @therealpanse
      @therealpanse 3 роки тому

      well... kinda points out how much content is to be expected. You can't say anything about something, that isn't there. the rest of the game is... well hitman. new levels but same mechanics, there's nothing to add...

  • @Darwinator
    @Darwinator 3 роки тому +72

    That eye made me realize you look quite a bit like David Bowie. You're welcome.

  • @DarkDay2012
    @DarkDay2012 3 роки тому +3

    Diana: "It's good to hear your voice, we all thought you were dead."
    47: "Yeah haha I need info"
    Diana: "Haha so I know we thought you were dead, but between when I answered the call and now I've already heard through our network of spies that you're kinda rich UwU"

  • @JulesNV
    @JulesNV 3 роки тому +4

    🎉🎉🎉🎉Congratulations for your ONE MILLION SUBS!!!!!!! I was here since your fallout is a nightmare vid

  • @doc9876
    @doc9876 3 роки тому +29

    usually whenever i paint my nails, i do a pretty boring blueish grey, but after seeing yours in the intro, i might have to try that shimmery sparkle 😳🤩

  • @slapcactus5674
    @slapcactus5674 3 роки тому +18

    I saw what you did there with those beans, my friend. Though, you look very different from another hitman I know, one whom is green like Slime...
    Who knew the secret way to become a trained assassin was to tattoo the barcode for baked beans onto the back of your head? Fascinating.
    Loved the video by the way.

  • @Evaquiel
    @Evaquiel 3 роки тому +10

    That Jesper Kyd soundtrack is the only thing missing from these new games. God, he's good.

  • @josiahbahuaud2294
    @josiahbahuaud2294 3 роки тому +16

    “Are you the boy that’s been hwhacking off in muh tool shed?” 🤣

  • @Original_Syn
    @Original_Syn 2 роки тому +1

    6:13 I may be wrong but I’m pretty sure that the Exploding Golf Ball was a reference to an extremely obscure 70s B-movie from the Philippines called Blood Debts where the Protagonist at one point sneaks onto a golf course that one of the bad guys is playing on and switches out his ball for one that Explodes. Though the movie is so obscure it’s entirely possible that it’s just a weird coincidence since the only reason I’m even aware of it the first place is because it was featured on an episode of RLM’s Best of the Worst a show that covers extremely obscure movies in addition to other random crap.

  • @ptprojektred
    @ptprojektred 3 роки тому +66

    Take this video as a motivation. With all the stupid shit he is constantly doing, he still got a wife, so you can do it to!

  • @Dream0Asylum
    @Dream0Asylum 3 роки тому +10

    I bet you thought nobody would notice that you left your ultimate weapons in plain sight the whole time, even after supposedly clearing out all your weapons. Well played, sir. Well played. They'll never suspect a thing.

    • @TiMonsor
      @TiMonsor 3 роки тому

      yeah, i was going to mention the deadly bananas)

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 роки тому +20

    That nod to Silent Assassin in the intro was awesome. I'm honestly really happy that classic Hitman games still get lots of love to this day, they were the murder simulators I grew up on.

  • @chrislaws4785
    @chrislaws4785 2 роки тому +2

    I remember playing the very first hitman way back when, my uncle was the only one in our family that had a computer back then so I would play it whenever I had the chance. I always played the first hitman and the original Road Rash from back in 1994.

  • @gandalfwisdom
    @gandalfwisdom 3 роки тому +14

    11:20 is when he actually talks about VR

  • @DirtyDwarfFTW
    @DirtyDwarfFTW 3 роки тому +17

    You gradually filling hole in my heart that JonTron left there.

  • @danielsjohnson
    @danielsjohnson 3 роки тому +11

    I listened to the bit at 6:33-6:38 maybe more times than I should've.

  • @VaidasMaldzius
    @VaidasMaldzius 3 роки тому +4

    That intro was one of the coolest things I've seen from you! Extremely well done!
    I'd love that the devs would make Hitman 3 in VR for pc as well, it would at least be somewhat better to draw distance.

  • @ruirodtube
    @ruirodtube 3 роки тому +6

    This review is bananas! Loved it. Laughed all the way through. Thanks for the giggles!

  • @TiMonsor
    @TiMonsor 3 роки тому +1

    great video. u really make ppl laugh out loud, not just smirk and sniffle,

  • @lowgahn69
    @lowgahn69 3 роки тому +14

    It’s amazing that your wife can match your chaotic energy in the skits

  • @0hate9
    @0hate9 3 роки тому +13

    there are haloumi FRIES!?

  • @naciremasti
    @naciremasti 3 роки тому +22

    'I brought you this tea, you should drink ALL OF IT'
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpaceOddity4214
    @SpaceOddity4214 3 роки тому +1

    How to storm a mafia manor:
    Step 1: find a disquise, ignore face.
    Step 2: distract guards with flashlight and coins.
    Step 3: Find your shed 👍

  • @cheezburgerzify
    @cheezburgerzify 3 роки тому +1

    Y'know what else is great about it? If you play Hitman 3 VR on the PS5, you need: a ps4 camera adapter, ps4 camera and a ps4 controller in order to get started. The load times are a bit better though

  • @edwardblomker7850
    @edwardblomker7850 3 роки тому +42

    Skill share: Learn how to become the ultimate assassin or wait.....

  • @stevenchen2055
    @stevenchen2055 3 роки тому +8

    12:36
    “Why my wedding was not a nightmare”

  • @RavenProton
    @RavenProton 3 роки тому +23

    The segment from 5:50 to 5:54 is gonna have like 30000% viewer retention

  • @DarkDiaspora
    @DarkDiaspora 2 роки тому

    I love your videos buddy. Always I am so excited to see more content you create. This one particularly I have watched again for the third time! All the best mate

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 3 роки тому

    My favourite part of the Hitman series is when 47 walks out into the open and you can see the sun/moonlight bouncing off his shiny dome

  • @chasjetty8729
    @chasjetty8729 3 роки тому +4

    I show these videos to my children to explain why I act like a manic scientist. I’m English. And a chemist. And I’m not the only one. The children appreciate your work.

  • @darragh4488
    @darragh4488 3 роки тому +7

    I've been murmuring "I've got you now." To my friends all day and they believe I have been demented.

  • @peterisbb
    @peterisbb 3 роки тому +8

    I was wondering why a man in a condom was talking about Hitman 2: Silent Assassin and Hitman 3 in a video titled Hitman 3 VR but you tied it all together in the end there. Good job.

  • @lugnut59
    @lugnut59 2 роки тому +1

    “I wouldn’t want to go, wasting all my money”
    **picks up pimax headset**

  • @Ishaan_A
    @Ishaan_A 3 роки тому +1

    The video is amazingly narrated, but just one thing. The Berlin mission does actually have a story, and it's the fact that 47 is being hunted by the people that he had known. probably not too well, but he knew their names and faces. This is shown when he whispers their names after recognizing them by coming close. Also, the level feels like a classic assassin mission. Just like in many movies, for example John Wick, an underground dance club feels amazing as a location to assassinate someone.
    I know I am somewhat sounding like a serial killer, but I am just a huge fan of the Hitman series (still, I hv nly played the World of Assassination trilogy).

  • @Viscool8332
    @Viscool8332 3 роки тому +13

    Viscool 8332
    I love how at the end he’s talking about not buying a lot of VR headsets until they get more advanced technology, WHILE being handed headset after headset and slowing crying

  • @platinum-storm3467
    @platinum-storm3467 3 роки тому +5

    Upisnotjump makes me laugh every time the content is amazing brightens my day every time

  • @lucaherman6227
    @lucaherman6227 3 роки тому +62

    I’m getting revved up here. I’m gonna watch this in VRchat

  • @Whirpoolman
    @Whirpoolman 3 роки тому

    I admire how far you go and how much work goes in to your comedy

  • @kazorikumo9765
    @kazorikumo9765 Рік тому +1

    Watching this video again after I finally got around to play Hitman 3 (and dozens of hours in the freelancer mode they released later for it) And it's still an amazing Video for sure. That story tho really makes no sense without everything that happened in the former games. (And the random dialogue of the party guests in the level in Argentina referencing so many things you did in past missions was great.)