She turned 104, the whole family got together, We took a vote,and we shot her Why the fuck is that so god damn funny. I know it shouldn't be funny at all, but I can't help but find it fucking hilarious.
@JakesHouseProduction - Larry stole from Ross? I freaking hate Larry the Cable Guy, but he did that joke on the original Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVD, which was released in 2003. The Ross joke is from No Offense, which was released five years later in 2008.
@AmericaJustin jeff ross did this joke way before 2002 buddy , he has been doing stand up for about 16 years now and that is one of his classic original jokes i saw him in 2000 and he said this shit
To all the cynical, "been there, done that" folks… if you're experiencing this routine for the 1st time, the material and the way he delivers it is pretty damn funny. So there ;-)
Right..... Im not bashing Jeff Ross (hes great), but you should check out some other comedians, like his late buddy - Greg Giraldo, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Jim Jeffries.,,
@JakesHouseProduction who the fuck is daniel lawrence whitney? were talkin bout jeff ross and larry the cable guy. youre gettin completely off subject here
@JakesHouseProduction Well, he'd have to be - At least five years longer, since that's when the previous DVD came out. Of course, given that they're friends (e.g., Ross was in Larry's Christmas special in 2007) there might not even be any "joke stealing" going on at all. In any case, given the massive sales numbers on the original Blue Collar DVD, I'm surprised Ross is doing the joke 5 years later, whether he wrote it or not.
I see you're not familiar with the whole "blackface" thing. But good job on doing your research. **thumbs up** ^ That was sarcasm. It's called "history", you should probably learn it. Sorry if I stole that joke from anyone who was ever sarcastic before. :(
...Or, try researching the history of blackface. Black people who weren't black-skinned had to wear shoe polish, or that other charcoal shit, on their skin to appear like real "black folk", which is why the comment from whoever about "if he was black he wouldn't need blackface" was ignorant. Not stupid, just ignorant. Do your homework and leave the real talk for the grown-ups.
@@ayyrazza I heard Ross do this bit _way_ before 2008. Most recorded stand-up specials aren't necessarily the first time a comic has used the featured material.
Oh... wait... what? My comments toward the other commenter were completely founded, based in truth, and accurate? Then why the fuck are you commenting on my comments, Einstein? Enlighten me.
this is some seriously funny shit. I mean he's also an awesome roaster, but his stand up has some shining moments.
Years later, and "Her chute didn't open!" is still one of the best smartass replies I've ever heard.
You’re a freaking treasure Jeff!
She turned 104, the whole family got together, We took a vote,and we shot her
Why the fuck is that so god damn funny. I know it shouldn't be funny at all, but I can't help but find it fucking hilarious.
I just cried of laughter from this
this is one of the Top comedians of all time. He has great timing and punchlines for every joke.
You may enjoy anthony jesselnik's standup as well he also has very raw and intelligent punchlines.
LOL I ain't goin' out like this!
haha this was a old gig he used back in the 90s still funny tho
Some comedians will share or pass on jokes to each other much like some musicians. That said, duplication and theft does happen a lot.
Larry the cable guy does some of this
Dave Attell is my favorite
I miss Jeffrey Ross the misanthrope.
2:35 - I've seen those things, talk about punish your p***y!
"How'd she die?"
- she was shanked in a bar fight.
- her bungee cord snapped.
- she was trampled during the Running of the Bulls at Pamplona.
I laugh my ass off everytime when his head hits the mic
Now I don't know if Larry the Cable guy ripped off Jeff Ross or Jeff Ross ripped off Larry the Cable Guy.
I heard Jeff tell this joke on Shorties Watchin' Shorties which was in 2003...
Me too
@11Creativedotcom dude his names larry end of discussion
@dan11009 Jeffrey Ross??
@greatblueherron Daniel Lawrence Whitney = Larry the Cable Guy. Google.
@JakesHouseProduction - Larry stole from Ross? I freaking hate Larry the Cable Guy, but he did that joke on the original Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVD, which was released in 2003. The Ross joke is from No Offense, which was released five years later in 2008.
He killed every single line
@AmericaJustin jeff ross did this joke way before 2002 buddy , he has been doing stand up for about 16 years now and that is one of his classic original jokes i saw him in 2000 and he said this shit
who wears a leather suit
funny stuff
And I heard Larry tell that joke when they made Blue Collar Comedy Tour the Movie. they're both GREAT comidians
*Doug Stanhope
HILARIOUS
ahahaha the taffy part was the best hands down.
@greatblueherron it wasn't Jeff. I just saw him doing this bit really early in his career. "classic comedy with Jeff Ross"
To all the cynical, "been there, done that" folks… if you're experiencing this routine for the 1st time, the material and the way he delivers it is pretty damn funny. So there ;-)
Right.....
Im not bashing Jeff Ross (hes great), but you should check out some other comedians, like his late buddy - Greg Giraldo, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Jim Jeffries.,,
her blood type was O-Shit
electrified by an eel while scuba diving
Larry the cable guy is such a hack he had to steal this joke from Jeff Ross.
@JakesHouseProduction who the fuck is daniel lawrence whitney? were talkin bout jeff ross and larry the cable guy. youre gettin completely off subject here
@JakesHouseProduction Well, he'd have to be - At least five years longer, since that's when the previous DVD came out. Of course, given that they're friends (e.g., Ross was in Larry's Christmas special in 2007) there might not even be any "joke stealing" going on at all.
In any case, given the massive sales numbers on the original Blue Collar DVD, I'm surprised Ross is doing the joke 5 years later, whether he wrote it or not.
A.I.D.S
I see you're not familiar with the whole "blackface" thing. But good job on doing your research. **thumbs up**
^ That was sarcasm. It's called "history", you should probably learn it. Sorry if I stole that joke from anyone who was ever sarcastic before. :(
...Or, try researching the history of blackface. Black people who weren't black-skinned had to wear shoe polish, or that other charcoal shit, on their skin to appear like real "black folk", which is why the comment from whoever about "if he was black he wouldn't need blackface" was ignorant. Not stupid, just ignorant. Do your homework and leave the real talk for the grown-ups.
Did she died?
First place I heard the 104 relative bit was on blue collar comedy tour
Jeff did it first. You wouldn't believe the amount of jokes that get stolen.....
@@stuna101a blue collar came out in 2004 this came out in 2008
@@ayyrazza I heard Ross do this bit _way_ before 2008. Most recorded stand-up specials aren't necessarily the first time a comic has used the featured material.
larry the cable guy told the exact same joke. someone stole it
ron white told it a long time ago
If he was black he wouldn't have to use shoe polish.....
no, it was larry the cable guy :/
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Bet was the cable guy because Jeff is way more awesome and spontaneous than him.
vibrator with hand crank lol
@JakesHouseProduction his names larry not daniel. larry. as in LARRY the cable guy. but yeah id say he stole it if jeff wasnt a jew
Oh... wait... what? My comments toward the other commenter were completely founded, based in truth, and accurate?
Then why the fuck are you commenting on my comments, Einstein? Enlighten me.
u don't no my slang cuz u aint cool. an i still c u mirin'
this guy specializes in old people jokes.
her phone number was "3" haha
he stole this from Larry the cable guy
You've got it backwards
Eddie Murphy in the 80's, when he was funny?
i think he stole this joke from larry the cable guy
@JakesHouseProduction yea the jewish one
lol so many old jokes.
Half the jokes were stolen. The other ones I bet you baught
i disagree.