Jeff Ross - Aunt Tique

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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2016
  • #JeffRoss on airport confusion, a disappointing blind date, and his extremely old aunt.
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  • @BenDover-hw4xt
    @BenDover-hw4xt 7 років тому +153

    Loved how he used the Bon Jovi joke 15 years later and it was still just as hot

  • @lazygam3r183
    @lazygam3r183 6 років тому +57

    This vid is proof that true confidence can be learned and obtained

    • @dj12ozbowflex59
      @dj12ozbowflex59 6 років тому

      Lazy Gam3r explain

    • @lazygam3r183
      @lazygam3r183 6 років тому +22

      Dj 1/2 oz Bowflex you can tell when watching this video that jeff is hesitant and cares about how the crowd is perceiving his performance but if you watch him current day and the last few years you can see that he has unwavering confidence.. it is truly admirable how little he cares what people think of him now.

  • @shadmxn
    @shadmxn 3 роки тому +12

    He looks like a teenager going to his first interview

  • @Cyge240sx
    @Cyge240sx 8 років тому +51

    Nice to know where Larry the cable guy got that "how did she die" bit

    • @DougCanney1
      @DougCanney1 7 років тому +4

      I caught that too but lots of comics use/steal that bit.

  • @nypad5
    @nypad5 7 років тому +14

    104 year old aunt is one of my favorite stand up jokes ever ahhaaha.

  • @oscarmontes3230
    @oscarmontes3230 7 років тому +76

    This guy is so underrated.

    • @Deevon
      @Deevon 5 років тому +1

      @A Baller lol

    • @Numinor31
      @Numinor31 5 років тому +3

      exactly. where the fuck is he underrated...? tell me...
      it's like saying: "Leonardo Dicaprio is underrated" jesus fuckin christ.

    • @alfrenzbongcodin216
      @alfrenzbongcodin216 5 років тому +10

      hes literally called the roast master general dude. what u yapping bout

    • @clashofthehornsofficialytu2082
      @clashofthehornsofficialytu2082 5 років тому +1

      The dude is talented

    • @JasonBradley2084
      @JasonBradley2084 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, like Tom Hanks

  • @KLOLWAT
    @KLOLWAT 8 років тому +8

    What a set

  • @darthg17
    @darthg17 4 роки тому +4

    That VHS static line on top

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik 4 роки тому

    Brilliant!

  • @purpleactivist6810
    @purpleactivist6810 7 років тому

    so good

  • @Elusive_Pete
    @Elusive_Pete 7 років тому +10

    The more I listen to that "Sadie, get off the couch" poem the more I find it funnier.

  • @TheHiddenAnswer
    @TheHiddenAnswer 8 років тому +15

    I wonder if Stew is still living with his parents in 2016? lol

    • @samin_fitcoach
      @samin_fitcoach 8 років тому +7

      +TheHiddenAnswer he has kids now that live with his parents parents

  • @jaymakak
    @jaymakak 4 роки тому +9

    Some day, I want to go to California and randomly bump into David Duchovny and tell him, "dude, you look like Jeffrey Ross in 1998".

    • @mostafasherif9209
      @mostafasherif9209 3 роки тому +1

      Good Eye 😄

    • @jaymakak
      @jaymakak 3 роки тому +1

      @@mostafasherif9209 I take that back. I would tell Jeffrey Ross, "Dude, what happened, you used to look like David Duchovny.....?"

    • @mostafasherif9209
      @mostafasherif9209 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaymakak but be prepared for a burn 😆👍🏼

  • @stuna101a
    @stuna101a 7 років тому +5

    He's come a long way.

  • @koreanjesus1983
    @koreanjesus1983 Рік тому +1

    "You can come in, but don't touch anything." That was so simple and so funny. I will always remember it, like Rodney Dangerfield's line "If it weren't for the pickpockets, I wouldn't have a sex life."

  • @petepurdee
    @petepurdee Рік тому

    The roast master genital....lolol

  • @MainDrainStudios
    @MainDrainStudios 8 років тому +31

    is that Doug Benson laughing at 1:18? :)

    • @maddouner
      @maddouner 8 років тому +2

      does sound like him....lol

    • @Cyge240sx
      @Cyge240sx 8 років тому +1

      Very possible they are good homies lol he was the very first guest on dougs podcast

    • @hxy3000
      @hxy3000 7 років тому

      Ross needs more weed, Benson is older though it doesn't look like that.

    • @MainDrainStudios
      @MainDrainStudios 7 років тому

      ?

    • @hxy3000
      @hxy3000 7 років тому +1

      Ross is 51 and Benson is 52 but Benson looks much younger and he's high all the time.

  • @kareneverett125
    @kareneverett125 8 років тому +2

    Funny, funny !!!!!

  • @Don_V.
    @Don_V. 5 років тому +2

    Just dont touch anything😂

  • @spencerjohnson2911
    @spencerjohnson2911 7 років тому +9

    Jeff Ross is the man!

  • @shaolinpowerranger5008
    @shaolinpowerranger5008 4 роки тому +2

    She gave birth to a 75 year old baby boy .. uncle murry 😂😂😂

  • @jessewheinrichs
    @jessewheinrichs 4 роки тому +2

    you know its old when theres a Craven A ad on the wall

  • @DesertScorpionKSA
    @DesertScorpionKSA 5 років тому +54

    This guy has been recycling this act for decades.

    • @SSs-ch4ey
      @SSs-ch4ey 5 років тому +7

      Have people stopped paying to see him?

    • @hudsondingus7249
      @hudsondingus7249 5 років тому +6

      DesertScorpionKSA the more I watch the less funny it gets 😔

    • @Daniel-rp9gr
      @Daniel-rp9gr 4 роки тому +1

      It gets better everytime

    • @Slavenmierech
      @Slavenmierech 3 роки тому +3

      And yet here we are all enjoying it

    • @DesertScorpionKSA
      @DesertScorpionKSA 3 роки тому

      @@Slavenmierech Speak for yourself

  • @marcoAKAjoe
    @marcoAKAjoe 6 років тому +2

    A Young Jeff Ross

  • @TheGnosticGuru
    @TheGnosticGuru 6 років тому

    Ooph!

  • @derickspawn6706
    @derickspawn6706 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @howdy3751
    @howdy3751 7 років тому +2

    The thumbnail looks like Mike Birbiglia's dead body was left out in the sun for three days

  • @pranavsawkar4031
    @pranavsawkar4031 4 роки тому

    Sorta looks like Anthony Jizzleneck

  • @humanll8965
    @humanll8965 6 років тому +4

    That man is a genious

  • @raveowlll9461
    @raveowlll9461 4 роки тому +5

    He doesn’t look bad when he actually had a neck

  • @flockadelrey
    @flockadelrey 5 років тому +1

    He looks like Mike birbiglia here

  • @jonathanleverdesigner
    @jonathanleverdesigner 3 роки тому

    High school humour

  • @InTheCircl
    @InTheCircl 5 років тому

    What does he say at 0:19 and what does it mean in relation to what he said?

    • @Don_V.
      @Don_V. 5 років тому

      InTheCircle Really ?

  • @DivergentDroid
    @DivergentDroid 6 років тому +5

    This is what a comic looks like before he becomes a raging alcoholic. ! LOL

  • @BTokinn
    @BTokinn 8 років тому +4

    i didnt even know jeff ross did stand up. i thought he just did crowd related roasty type sets.

    • @michaelhauser6440
      @michaelhauser6440 9 місяців тому

      How do you think he got into roasts? Lol It's not a thing by itself

  • @quattro5413
    @quattro5413 6 років тому +1

    Jason Genova?

  • @SeanAkari
    @SeanAkari 2 роки тому

    Thank god he messed up the proposal. No one wants to end up with a “Karen.”

  • @Alex_1729
    @Alex_1729 6 років тому +4

    Wait a minute, he's already balding here and in 2014 he had full hair??

    • @lordnul1708
      @lordnul1708 3 роки тому

      Either he's wearing a toupee or he used that hair regrow foam stuff.

  • @cvgurau
    @cvgurau 6 років тому +2

    huh. skinny Jeffery Ross. Kinda looks like Mike Birbiglia's schlubby brother. Who knew.

  • @adarshjkalathil
    @adarshjkalathil 3 роки тому +1

    My name is Karen

  • @jeffreyadams207
    @jeffreyadams207 Місяць тому

    Aunt tique

  • @aerlial360
    @aerlial360 8 років тому +5

    Not bad, just not Jeffrey Ross good, however he looks very young here so it must've been early on. Aside from that notice how incredibly clean he is as a comic. Jeffrey Ross is brilliant as a comic and one of the best in the game today along with, God rest his soul Greg Geraldo, Russell Peters, and Nick DiPaulo who I just finally realized is fucking hilarious!

    • @parkjammer
      @parkjammer 8 років тому +1

      +aerlial360
      This was from a long time ago. I used to see a lot of comics when I lived in NYC. Jeff was on regular rotation at all the common NYC venues. He was always consistently good. It was at the time a fairly light-hearted act. He didn't turn on the burn and become the Roastmaster General until years later.

    • @BrawndoQC
      @BrawndoQC 7 років тому +1

      Date is in the title, genius. Yes, 19 years ago.

  • @Honeyddripdiddler
    @Honeyddripdiddler 5 років тому +1

    PG-13 so hard

  • @cohencohen54
    @cohencohen54 5 років тому +1

    He is so much funnier now!

  • @leorickt.9604
    @leorickt.9604 5 років тому

    Hes such a hack lol but i still like him. He has a certain charisma

  • @firebugjohnnypyro
    @firebugjohnnypyro 7 років тому

    I use that Becky I Said poem in cam rooms. lol

  • @Mecanotech
    @Mecanotech 8 років тому +1

    This is better than what louis ck did in montreal. If i am wrong tell me why

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 3 роки тому +1

    Jeff looks strangely healthy here compared to his beached seal look later.

    • @michaelhauser6440
      @michaelhauser6440 9 місяців тому

      How is it strange? He's like 20 years younger here

  • @mattacostaguitar4048
    @mattacostaguitar4048 4 роки тому +2

    Reading the comments for this is kinda depressing. Do people not realize jokes are to comics what songs or “licks” are to musicians? People just don’t remember musical phrases and stuff like they do verbal jokes. This is quatlity material, if you’ve heard him do the jokes before. Just watch other material. Even ppl like Eminem has “freestyles” that somehow ended up being entire songs later, despite all the praise his freestyles get

  • @ericzorzit9045
    @ericzorzit9045 6 років тому +3

    Funny story - when Jeff said "let's dim the lights," my tablet's battery went to 5% and I couldn't tell if I missed the joke or not

  • @SniffyPoo
    @SniffyPoo 6 років тому +2

    he did that same Bon Jovi joke 13 years later at the same place

  • @BenDover-bl7jz
    @BenDover-bl7jz 7 років тому +5

    Anthony Jeselnik, anybody??

  • @solo1y
    @solo1y 5 років тому

    Wow Scott Bakula's let himself go.

  • @Revelian1982
    @Revelian1982 2 роки тому

    Considering how good his roast jokes are, this was actually rather disappointing.

  • @montewright111
    @montewright111 2 роки тому

    I thought he would be fatter

  • @Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity
    @Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity 3 роки тому

    Wait he Alex LIFESON'S bro?

  • @sadman7753
    @sadman7753 4 роки тому

    What's up with the jfl throwing stuff from the 19s at us? Where's dim new shit

  • @masterchief1520
    @masterchief1520 5 років тому +1

    Oh my God so many repeated jokes .many of his roasts are from this bit.

  • @acfb0331
    @acfb0331 5 років тому

    Mike Birbiglia never was a looker was he

  • @dafrailjew
    @dafrailjew 6 років тому +4

    This is positively awful

  • @masterchief1520
    @masterchief1520 5 років тому +5

    OMG.this guy recycles like anything .

  • @timbrock2785
    @timbrock2785 2 роки тому

    Sorry, I never thought he was funny…

  • @jaxteller1610
    @jaxteller1610 8 років тому +4

    that was pathetic