The World's Dumbest Smugglers
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- Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
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so cooked. lol great vid
Magic Spoon tastes better when eaten in the remains of someone’s desperation.
You are killing it Simon, Hero! Have been watching you for years and subscribed to your various channels for ages. love the Blaze so much!
Legend.
Dooby the house elf
Yogurt
Just so we are on the same page here... do I crush these up and snort them or inject them directly into my veins?
An episode all about smuggling drugs where suspiciously a whole stack of “cereal” arrives. Hmm, magic indeed.
I'll admit "Magic spoon" really does sound like a front for a heroin distribution network.
Lived in a share house where my spoons kept going missing. Got a set of plastic camping spoons and nobody touched them. Hmmmm...
It wouldn't be a Business Blaze cereal if it wasn't frosted with cocaine.
Allegedly.
I mean....he DOES talk about how they sent him like a warehouse full, so....
Each box has it's own 2kg bag of sugar to sprinkle 'to taste'
At this point Danny could tell us anything that did or didn't happen in his life and we'd just believe him.
Petition for a "Did this really happen to Danny?" episode
Fake or Real: Danny Edition
@@brainblaze6526 and then the joke is that none of them are real. i'd watch that shit
I'd watch that
@@brainblaze6526where's the fact or fiction: Danny edition?
@@brainblaze6526 where this at though
I love that this is Simon’s screw-around channel, and that is slowly are leaking out to all the others. He’s definitely been a tad looser in presenting all-around
I'm legit happier to see it.
Yeah. I noticed he's even lightening up on Geographics.
How many damn channels does he have ?? Does someone have a count?
@@manyshnooks it's in the description
Didn't notice, my smart tv doesn't show the descriptions and I watched it there - cheers. Wondered if there were a few I was missing out.
@@manyshnooks it looks like 8 and 3 affiliated, who knows how much much it takes for all the cocaine
Simon: "guys are we sure we want to expose my viewers to that"
Magic spoon: "Yes!"
Simon: *aggressively eats/attacks cereal*
You know my friend asked me to explain business blaze to him, and honestly I can't think of anything better than this ad read.
I like that in describing Business Blaze you spread the word of my sponsors.
You legend.
I should put that the Simon Whistler called me a legend on my resume. Represent the Blaze!
I will act as a reference. If anyone calls I'll tell them you are a legend who should be hired immediately.
"Simon is doing great and can do whatever he wants"
Are you sure you want him to have that much power?
Yes. Yes they do. :-)
Seriously, when sponsors come for the Business and stay for the Blaze, they totally know what they're getting, hahaha!
I read that as "that much powder", and thought of Simon in front of a huge bag of coke.
@@manyshnooks Simon can never have enough powder
@@MykaylaStargirl Now he just needs a ski resort to hire him as a spokesperson.
@@SigEpBlue "you can spend the day enjoying a mountain full of fresh white powder, and finish it off with some of the freshest, whitest, most Columbian powder in your room"
Simon's next channel should be a DIY channel, here's a list of tasks:
1. Fix the SW Neon light
2. Build a new cage for Danny and Sam
3. Design and assemble a proper body for ETA
Mrs. Whistler: Simon, we need cereal.
Simon: Already taken care of.
I don’t think there is a Mrs Whistler. I think Mr. Simon is in a secret relationship with Mr Danny.
In most of the world Simon's wife would not be called Mrs. Whistler.
@@CaptHollister Pretend it's the '60s and she'd be called that. OP probably doesn't know her real name. Most of us don't.
Thats honestly the best 3 minute sponsor ad i have ever seen. Think about it, he just spoke 3 minutes about cereals, viciously eating them at the same time, doing whatever he wants, while casually reading the points the sponsor wants off a clipboard, low effort as heck and he got a ton of cereals for doing that (ignoring the sponsorship income itself), i wasnt even sure if it was an ad and thought it was just a skit
And you know what? It fucking works, the comment section is filled to the brim with comments about the sponsor, marketing at the highest level
Well done, you got me there
Magic Spoon: Send him everything, maybe he will feed Danny, Sam and ETA😂
I was just going to say, they sent it all to feed Danny and Sam not Simon lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's like the berlin airlift again, but in Prague and in a basement and with slave workers; allegedly.
What has happened to ETA? Missing him preaching the truth about 5G... 😅😅😅
@@rhysspear440 he took his speech on the road as Simon wouldn't listen.
"...we dont have gallons of anything, because we are not savages" 😂
This script is the result of Danny researching how to get smuggled out of the basement..
We're gonna need a bigger toupee.
Nice🤘💙😂
*Allegedly
@@trainerchris6324 Well ofcourse
I can only imagine how many watch lists Danny is on after researching all these episodes.
After watching almost all 154 videos, I can firmly say that this is my favorite channel. Simon's chaos and Danny's well structured narrative make it a perfect balance along with the sprinkles of memes that Sam adds. I truly hope, that someday Dany and Sam will see the day light and feel the warmth of ETA.
they can dream
@@brainblaze6526 i want some of those canned dreams
"We don't have gallons of anything, because we're not savages." So true.
Lol. If an USA, aka American quotes that no metric was used in getting man on the moon (sic), just reply that it was British Imperial units!.
@frankeb1980 my motorcarriage only gets a furlong per pint you wizard
@@bostedtap8399 US space program was lead by Wernher von Braun
a German that used metric ;). And, by the way, NASA uses the metric system only for some time.
@@VFPn96kQT Yes, full credit to the USA for achieving what they did, but apart from Von Braun (Operation Paperclip), there was a truly international spectrum of leading scientists and engineers on the theoretical calculations. I would assume that the actual manufacturing would be in Inches/Standard units; though as you state, aerospace would most likely lead the US in use of metric to aid worldwide collaboration etc.
Being from the UK, one of the main reasons converting to metric, was to be able to export machines and parts, since the home market being very small, we also invoked "Decimalisation", ref changing from shillings etc to base 100 pence; there was quite a lot of government money used to fund Decimalisation and Metric adoption. This was circa 1971.
In my opinion, the US would have been hampered by changing to metric during this period, ref huge manufacturing production, and would have needed government funding, which I understand that is not something it does to private companies, military yes.
Many US companies use metric now, I've installed machines across many US states, from 1998 to 2004, and many products have been redesigned/converted to mm.
Best regards John.
How the fuck is Simon going to eat all that cereal without gallons of milk? He's going to drown in pint cartoons before the trash gets picked up 🤣
“Those examples are botched bootlegging blunders by simpleton smugglers are borderline criminal” is a fantastic sentences! Well done Danny
Our Boy with the Blaze, our bloke with the coke and our Goon W/ the spoon!
This is beautiful, this is poetry 👌
@@theangelbelow88 tks! you should hear the parody song I wrote about the DOllyy Parton Vaccine lol
My bloke with the coke is now my mate stuck behind a metal Gate. Anyone got Simon's number? 🤣
So eloquent and beautiful. This deserves a chef's kiss!!
Simon: *Snarls and growls as he shovels cereal into his face.*
Magic Spoon: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE PAID FOR.
👍 ❤
Now I can replay the intro and pretend I'm eating breakfast with Simon whenever I want.
HAHAHA. Thanks for the idea friend 😂😭
What a brilliant idea.
Legend.
On this episode of Things That Everyone In The World Has Tried Except Simon we proudly present...Peanut Butter Cereal!
To be fair, peanut butter isn't as much of a staple food in most of Europe as it's in North America and so they don't make peanut butter flavoured things. I've never /seen/ peanut butter cereal here.
@@throughcolouredglasses9300 This is true. I don't think peanut butter cereal is a big deal in the UK.
Probably something to do with the enormously powerful peanut syndicates in the USA lobbying the government that all food must contain 5% peanut or peanut extracts. I'm making that up, but I'm also convinced that it's true.
@@greenaum and the sugar (or is it corn syrup) growers get in there with must contain 1 billion percent sugar .... I remember the first time i popped down the shop in New York and bought some bread and some butter amongst other things and was horrified how sweet both the bread and the butter was I bet if they could have stuffed sugar into the lettuce they would have.
@@nurgle11 And the arms companies insisting on having wars every five minutes. If they're not firing off $400,000 missiles all the time, they won't need to buy new ones, will they? So the USA spends more on arms than everyone else put together.
It's a pretty stupid country, really, banging on about freedom all the time when they're completely sewn up by every big business.
Simon's 9th channel, Muckbang ASMR with Simon Whistler
Lol
I just pre smash the dislike button these days. Goddamm misophonia
First video: Magic Spoon
Simon joked about starting a Muckbang channel before and I threatened him with a $100 Taco Bell gift card. Hopefully crisis adverted.
@@elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 You beat me to it.
In a world so currently dark and uncertain, its heartening that Business Blaze exists to give us a all a smile and bring some fun to the world. Thank you Simon, Danny and Sam, you absolute LEGENDS!
legend
Adult ADHD is lovely, especially being stuck at home through COVID. I usually put on a Simon video and space out until I'm three Simon videos in, and then have to go back and watch what I missed...so Simon gets like 8 repeat views from me every day hahah... About to restart this one because I totally missed the intro after the Magic Spoon read loool
Same I think this is my 3rd run on this episode I'm not sure though
I do the exact same thing but I have asperger's and am very very stoned. 🤣
The best kind of viewer right here. Legend.
@@brainblaze6526 You should consider partnering with legal cannabis companies in the US...seems like these two niches are really helping each other out 🤣
“The birds of paradise all died, that’s sad why did they die?”
“Gay bikers on drugs”
What in the holy mother of god. LMAO
Business Blaze: The playground of a British lunatic in Prauge that talks to his spaceheater called ETA or Charles, dependent on his mood. Written and edited by two guys trapped in the Fritzl-styled basement. Best channel on youtube
You forgot Peter the plant.
ETA has got some competition.
Allegedly
don't forget to mention that said British lunatic keeps discouraging viewers from buying his overpriced merch stickers
Chaos reigns 🔥
more and more it seems danny has trapped simon
At exactly 8 minutes into this edition of THE BLAZE, Magic Spoon curiosity overwhelmed me and I paused Simon to go explore my flavor options. I mean even though Simon never actually said they tasted good and that he liked them, he also did not appear like he was having a distasteful experience, and god knows he doesn't keep his opinion to himself, no matter what Danny writes... ANYWAY, I after determining that my overly sensitive ingredient boundaries had not been crossed, to my delight I made my selection of 4 flavors and clicked on over to the check out, coupon code for free shipping at ready, I put it in and was very bummed to see it was not at all free shipping, but rather a $4.99 discount off of a $24.99 shipping charge. Don't be jealous that I live out here on Maui, a lot of the really cool stuff is actually made somewhere else.... We DO have the best weather on the planet, no predator class mammals, no snakes, aloha awareness, and very low covid numbers, BUT WE NEVER GET CUT ANY SLACK ON SHIPPING!!! EVER!! The USPS comes here just like everywhere else... I abandoned my cart to come over here and write this. But I feel bad, and still want to try their stuff, SO GET YOUR MESSAGING STRAIGHT BLAZE BOY! Love ya~
Oh shit, I don't even know where Maui is. Next time I will make sure that people in Maui know this. WE MUST KNOW. SPREAD THE WORD.
WHY AM I SHOUTING?
@@brainblaze6526 Really? Maui's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and, you always shout...
Someone gave you free reign too advertise ? They are either genius or never watched your channel
Magic Spoon knew what they are doing. *Fucking legend parrot.mp4*
A genius that never watched
I wonder if they sponsor him just to see what he does with the spot.
Free range anything😉. Let a man with a mind do what he knows. Mr. Whistler seems know how to present. Proud of honesty and freedom in this unit. Yall make me laugh with your depictions of ignorance. C.s.l.
If you guys wanna see the ultimate free range ads, internet comment etiquette is retarded good
I'm an American, and was talking to my scottish friend over the internet (online gaming is wonderful.) I told him I was going to tale a quick break to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and he scoffed at me, asking incredulously, "Why would you ruin a perfectly good jam sandwich?" Which blew my mind so I asked for some more details, and he said something along the lines of "We're not obsessed with peanut butter like you Americans." I never knew there was some stereotype about Americans and peanut butter, but I am glad to see a brit enjoying a good bowl of peanut butter cereal lmao
Counter question: Why would you ruin a perfectly good PB&J by omitting the peanut butter?
We should be obsessed with it.
“What’s with Australia and Drugs?!”
Have you seen the size of their spiders?
They actually don't even have spiders. They just think they're everywhere because of all the drugs they're on.
@retsaM innavoiG we need someone to fund this investigation!
Oh ffs XD
@starshipeleven bruh their trees and bushes want to kill you, with everything that exists trying to kill me then I'd be doped to hell too
@@sinandcyanide7505 I'm willing to concede the existence of my local wildlife only if you provide the drugs to make me not see them ;)
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and fries." has to be my favorite combination of words.
Magic Spoon: "Do what you want!"
Simon: "Semi-erotic ASMR experience?"
I expected nothing less.
*Touches like button with passion*
Erotic asmr not semi erotic
Swooning for the spooning
@@EvelynOccult I can confirm, only a semi here as well
@@soberhippie i dont know what you mean it was fully erotic to me xD
Q
So I've been watching Simon since the early 'Top Tenz Net' videos where it seemed like he was gunning to be a news presenter. Since then, I've seen him become more comfortable and add some personality to his presentation, in the 'Bio-' and 'Geographics' videos, for example. I was expecting the 'Business Blaze' channel to be a bit more serious but this is clearly where Simon comes to gladly give absolutely zero f*cks. Hats off to you, buddy. You're living the dream.
Legend. Thank you.
This is the best Simon Whistler channel, just the combination of Danny, Simon, and Sam is amazing. One of the few things that actually makes me laugh aloud, you guys are winners.
I did not realise I needed to see and HEAR Simon agressively scarfing down cereal before, but Christmas done come early
Thank you, you absolutely mental legend
When i was in high school, senior english required a "term" paper. Most of the papers were on the UN or the environment. My paper was on International Smuggling. I covered all the high points: drugs, guns, tobacco products, people, money, Liquor, and automobiles/auto parts. My teacher was so impressed that she had me present my paper to our class.
Good stuff! ;-)
Man that stuff is crazy, my hometown in the US is small, about six thousand residents. But its also under policed and very near an intersection between two major interstates so drug trafficking has been a problem for years. We regularly have large coke and meth busts and have had five drug related murders this year. One of which was committed by 16 year olds, one of their dads wired them fifty thousand dollars from Mexico to do it and they actually almost got away with it.
legend.
And then everyone clapped
Probably the single best Business Blaze I've ever watched. Too many hilarious points to name, but the giant cereal stack had me cackling from the start
Oh man that intro. So I discovered you through your biographics channel and I thought you were just some genius historian who found a way to make money off UA-cam. Then I found business blaze, and found out you're just a extremely efficient normal person. I actually think that's more impressive.
Same
Normal might be a bit of a stretch. (allegendly)
When you mix cereal with Cocaine it makes you extremely efficient. Allegedly!
Normal is not usually a word people use to describe me, but I'll fucking take it.
Nearly died at Simon not getting the Family Guy reference, excellent work Danny 😂👌
This is the only channel I will watch the advertisements/sponsorship announcements all the way through on all of UA-cam. Simon's take on them are downright funny 😂
Thank you :)
Simon's ad reads are almost on par with Erik from internet comment ettiquette.
Magic Spoon: If you have someone reviewing these comments for marketing feedback, let me say that, from a consumer perspective, the ad spot in this video genuinely made me want to buy your cereal. Keep sponsoring these lovely gentlemen
Best intro.
That magic spoon is getting wild 😅😅🤣🤣🤣
Dat ASMR tho
Dear Magic Spoon. You're officially a legendary sponsor. I tried to order some cereal and you were out of stock. :-(
All the other legends bought it all.
oh, that's really funny.
The amount of cereal they sent you is literally the funniest thing I've seen on this channel.
Please build a fort out of those boxes.
Please do this, it'd be amazing.
It would make me soo happy.
I've dreamt of building a fort or even just any structure out of cereal boxes my entire life, but have never had more than 2 boxes at a time.
No one needs that much cereal.
Please build something out of them.
Maybe just stack them up and knock them over a few times while doing your patent Simon Roar
Just save the boxes
CAN SOMEBODY BUILD THIS POOR SOUL A FORT??!!
Start saving cereal boxes and then make a video of you making an epic fort. I'm very high rn and I feel that I need this in my life 🤣
@@barneymiller7894 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not and I need this to happen as well
"Shipping is free, now for the worlds dumbest smugglers" hahahah, damn you simon. Now I have to clean tea off my monitor. Keep the funnies coming :)
Can we just appreciate how Simon has so many other channels and projects and it seems like he always genuinely has fun and enjoys what he does? We stan
Simon actually eating magic spoon from the bowl instead of the package feels wrong 😂🤣
Not the same as watching Jerry Seinfeld eating cereal on his own show, is it? ;-)
This was the most entertaining product marketing I've ever watched...lol. I love SIMON!!
They sent you so much cereal so you have something to feed Danny and Sam in the basement.
You know he's just going to feed them the boxes once he's done with the cereal
@@treeckogreen8577 Yeah you're right.
they can dream.
I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THE VIDEO IS ABOUT! Simon gushing about MagicSpoon is seriously worth watching. 😂😂😂
I can just see Magic Spoon saying:
“Now what we want you to do is eat the cereal in the doorway of the basement in full view of Danny and Sam.
“Our surveys suggests that it tastes better when it is flavored by the desperation of reminding people of what they don’t have. Please get back to us with the results.”
The results would arrive quickly
You monster...
@@baryonyx2574 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Recommend you find out Danny's address and order him a pizza delivery.Better still,crowd fund a daily food drop,and then suggest Simon do a story on Amnesty International for April 1st.
Nice try FBI
Such a power move starting the video off eating cereal. Poor Danny must be hungry down there lol
Best. Intro. Ever. Even if it wasn’t sponsored by magicspoon it totally seemed like something Simon would of done
Totally
Digging into that bowl of cereals and snorting like some sort of a wildebeest.. glorious
Yeah, us Aussies do like our drugs, we also really love getting stoned and eating cereal out of a box....wait a minute...I think I understand Business Blaze finally.
And I finally understand Australians! Your like us Americans only not completely insane! Hello new brother, can I become Australian and smoke weed while eating cereal out of the box? That sounds fantastic. Idk if you follow the news but this whole "being American" thing is really starting to be a fuckin drag. 🤣
@@barneymiller7894 I mean, i can't speak for all Australians, but, if ya can even get in at the moment, sure you can become Australian, just maybe don't tell all the dudes with AR-15's how cool it is here lol, Yeah I've been watching man, i feel ya, don't feel alone though, honestly, over the last decade, even the whole "being Australian" thing has started to suck a lot too.
Heres our story:
We didn't have a trump, instead we had a woman who got voted out for some guy with huge ass ears that eats raw onions on TV News because RWARR!, who then was backstabbed and replaced by a rich 90's internet boomer guy from his own party who loved talking climate change, so much so that not long after he backstabbed the onion wingnut, he got backstabbed by "The ScoMo" for loving climate change way too much for News Corporations likings, now days, we like coal but we don't like coal, climate change is real?? maybe?? pretty sure, but we're not sure enough to do anything, aaaand, china is kinda like really pissed at us because we've been hanging out with trump way too much.
fun times man, keep ya head up, its crap everywhere i think, but i reckon humanity can pull through, we seem to be pretty good at just barely hanging on and surviving lol.
@@ImKevan Ya man regular folk will pull through, its what were built for. I didnt realize Australian politics were anywhere near as "interesting" as ours so best of luck on that front, hopefully we can all get some sanity and stability! And we definitely get the heat from China to, not only has Trump seemingly been doing everything possible to piss them off. But..well, we owe them pretty much all of the money. Pretty sure its an eleven digit number 😳
@@ImKevan P.S. Don't worry about the AR15 guys, I could pay them to leave 'Murica. I'm actually thinking of an idea to fix the problem. If all us normal rational humans in the US take an extended vacation at the same time, maybe a couple months. They will probably forget how to feed themselves while arguing about which minority is the worst! Then they'll just starve and die off! Problem solved!!! 🤣
@@barneymiller7894 That's actually maybe the most brilliant plan I've ever heard!, even if they don't forget how to feed themselves, shouldn't take that long for numbers to thin out since they argue with bullets not words lol.
I think politics is kinda crazy everywhere too man, I've been watching a bit of stuff from Europe too, stuffs crazy there too, all over the Africa's, a lot of Asia, including inside China but they'd never talk about that because...well you think the AR-15 guys are crazy huh...lol, same with Russia, but of course "in Russia we talk not of such thing or shirtless Putin come hit you in face with bear"
Simon's voice and accent are perfect because youtube's closed captions generate almost without any mistakes so I can watch these while brushing my teeth
All this makes me wonder:
WHY THE FUCK CANT SIRI UNDERSTAND A SINGLE THING I SAY.
I feel like I have a default British voice.
Simon: “Who goes through Customs? Just go through the green door!”
me: Ah, I see Simon has never been to the USA…
How did you arrive on that? He has mentioned several times that he's been in USA, even in this video he hints at it. Perhaps he just didn't think USA is an exception worth mentioning. It is not actually a country everyone thinks as most important. On a personal note, coming back from USA was a very interesting experience. In the airport in the USA they had something like code orange that day, and really, I had to take shoes off and put my laptops on a tray, meaning somewhat unpack my backpack. But in Denmark, I just walked through some metal gates and there were two guys being really casual and didn't even really look at me.
Lol, you have to do that every time you fly in the US. Taking your laptop out and talking off your shoes is standard here
@@jeremyh9033 the definition of security theatre.
@@ooooneeee yup.
I just flew from Georgia (the crappy US state, not the country) back to Colorado and every TSA agent i interacted with acted like I had personally committed 9/11. I never even left America, I imagine getting in is like passing a job screening for the fuckin NSA 🤣
'Don't go through customs!'
Spoken like a person that has never been tagged by a drug sniffing dog.
Oh my word, I laughed so hard for this entire episode! Simon, Danny, Sam the Blaze Trinity.... allegedly
Literally the only channel where I watch the commercials (the plugs, not the YT adverts). Doing a mighty fine job you are.
I want cereal now. Damn.
I can see Danny trapped in the basement liveing on magic spoon. Using ETA to turn it in to warm mush for dinner.
So I thoroughly enjoy all of your channels. I normally enjoy them for their educational content (I’m a teacher and love all things random information) but I LOVE this channel for its irreverence and DGAF attitude toward its content. Always makes me laugh, which is especially necessary whilst teaching in a pandemic! Cheers from across the pond!
legend, thank you.
"That's a completely different kettle of cocaine" LOLOLOL 😆 LOVE the Kindersurpise clip!
Magic spoon cereal 39$ plush shipping for four 7oz boxes of cereal. In a box of cereal is 15-18oz for 8$ name brand and healthy cereal 12$. An equal size box of magic spoon is 20$ a box. Crazy expensive.
Honestly the first ad I've watched in months. Simon is amazing. He even makes ads watchable.
:) thanks
Ha ha - I actually watched all the advert instead of skipping it as I normally do. Gotta luv the Blaze
What I like about this channel is that Simon is himself and shows emotions.
I don't have emotions. My algorithms are just really really good.
I snorted out my soup at "there's no turtle in there". Did I learn my lesson? No...I took another spoonful of soup just before the picture of toupee guy came up. I'm going to wait until the video is over to finish my soup. 😂
He realises that people keep emailing him about the eggs just because he specifically asks people not to, right?
he wants to deny danny his cocaine. lol
This is mostly Twitter. The people via email are sincere. Unbelievably. Never underestimate human stupidity (allegedly).
@@brainblaze6526 Never underestimate the extent of human trolling.
I was being stopped regularly at Customs when returning to the USA. I finally asked an agent and that is when I found out that there was a big search for an escaped convict who had the same name, though our descriptions were vastly... vastly different.
"What's with Australia and New Zealand, and drugs?"
Answer: They're incredibly expensive down here because we're on the other side of the planet of where they come from! 🤣
Coke especially. $250/gram in Melbourne, a bit cheaper in Sydney for decent quality stuff.
Not that I'd know...uhh, allegedly.
@@manyshnooks 250 for a g? My God that's insane.
@@Finallyfree423 allegedly
So why do you still live there?!
I now find myself curious about the cultivation and production requirements of cocaine, wait wasn't there a video about that somewhere...
Back in the early '80s, my girlfriend and I flew to Jamaica for a little vacation. While in the Customs line, I noticed the couple in front of me seemed a bit nervous. The gentleman asked one of the agents where the restrooms where and when told, headed toward them, suitcase in tow. At that point the agent directed the couple to step over to another line which she was opening so the poor couple didn't have to wait so long. Upon inspecting the luggage, she came upon a small bag containing what was obviously was some pot. At this point, the agent uttered a sentence i shall never forget, "Let me get this straight, you are attempting to smuggle ganja INTO Jamaica?" Everyone, including the agents, broke out in laughter, save the smugglers. By the way, Customs kept the pot but did let the clueless couple proceed to their destination..
Absolute power play of an intro, I dropped everything to fixate on that.
The yin-yang cat balls almost made me choke on my coffee 😂
Holy shit that pile of cereal, Now I want magic Spoon to sponsor me.
It's a dream.
Things could have gone a lot worse for the guy with the two lorises hidden in his pants; they’re venomous.
He even makes the advert enjoyable! Normally I fast forward through them lol
Sponsor: Simon, we want you to endorse our product on your next video. It's called Magic Spoon.
Simon: The video is all drugs.
Sponsor: Ffffffu-
WARNING: Simon is unknowingly advertising the cereal version of Haribo's shit inducing gummi bears. Allulose as a sweetener isn't so sweet for a great many people.
Yea we need to make sure we get this info to Simon
I did not know this, some artificially sweetened products really give me some crazy shits, but I don't eat it much so I've never bothered to figure out what sweetener/s it is.
>We don't have gallons, we're not savages
Look mate, you invented the bloody measurement didn't you?
More Blaze. We now require 14 video's per week. i am sorry Simon, but this is not negotiable.
he will require more cocaine and Magic Spoon
@@timothyneiswander3151 let’s start a petition for magic spoon to make a cocaine flavor to knock out two birds with one stone
This is non negotiable, however we can discuss your breakfast cereal and cocaine allocations.
This is by far my favourite Channel among the Whistler Empire.
Oh, fack, Simon is starting a mukbang spinoff! Business Blaze Munchies
ASMR muckbang
Full blown aids is when you’re actively showing the illness as well as very contagious. AIDS is easily managed and kept nearly undetectable
This is why coke is so expensive (and a bit shit) here in NZ (allegedly)
Allegedly coke is really expensive and a bit shit everywhere.
"You know, that cereal looks good, I'll click the link. WHAT?! It costs how much?!! ....wait, what does regular cereal cost? ...oh, well, that's pretty reasonable then, guess I'll get some..."
Magic spoon... The cereal equivalent of raid shadow legends
Except not a piece of shit. Allegedly (about Raid being shit).
One of my favorite memories of my first trip to London (from Louisiana) was buying a few Kinder Surprise eggs, opening the first one, and the friend I was staying with exclaiming in thick West Londonite/Hounslow-egian “IT’S A LITTLE LUMINOUS MAN!”
Simon: "I try to eat less McDonalds..."
Me: [eating 2 McDoubles while watching this video] ........oh.
A Big Mac and fries here!
Just in case this information has somehow never come your way, try peeling apart the mcdouble, slapping a mcchicken between the beef patties and reassembling the whole shebang. It is commonly called a mcgangbang, and they are simply heavenly.
I've been been stopped either. It helps that I'm from a small city in a backwards Canadian province and am always confused and overwhelmed by airports in every other city I've flown out of
Name idea for Simon's autobiography: Sam Wrote This
@@3girliez617 this is why we shouldn't blaze and comment.... or it could be a picture book?!
@@3girliez617 Exactly.
Loved the quip about not caring about the name of the pet turtle - from the guy who calls his plant Peter. 😂 Great content as always Simon (and Danny)
Well, we do have gallons of waters, and fuel, but generally speaking that's the two things we'd usually have in gallons.
Regardless, the pound is Britain's fault and responsibility, in the end.
Brits don't get to be smug about their PARTIAL use of the Metric System.
Simon, how many "stone" do you weigh? I rest my case.
Americans use the Metric System all the time. We buy soda in Two Liter bottles while we buy milk in quarts and gallons. It's basically whenever something was introduced. 2L bottles were first introduced in the 80s, while a "pint of cream" is never going to switch over in the mind of consumers. People working with recording formats will happily say "quarter inch tape" in the same sentence as 8mm. You don't even think about it. But no one is ever going to replace "I can't drive 55" with "I can't drive 88.5".
@@MrTBoneSF You seem confused about a multitude of things. Also calm down m8 lol.
Not having gallons of milk seems ridiculous to me 🤣
"also, I live in Europe, we don't have gallons of anything - because we're not savages!" lol, I always wanted a succinct way to categorize those who use Imperial measure, thanks Simon.
Only thing that could have made that intro better was ETA. FREE ETA 2020!!!
I’m happy that Simon get’s ads on this channel. It’s my favorite channel of his and he seems to really enjoy it even though it isn’t as advertiser friendly as his other channels
Same. I like it. I like money.
When Magic Spoon releases some caffeine filled cereal like Dunken Donuts has, then I will order from them.
They outlawed cocaine and now I must settle for caffeine.
Idk if you know this.....but..cocaine is only illegal if you get caught 🤣
The #1 thing that determines if I will buy a product, is if the company that makes it lets Simon do whatever he wants for the ad.
Does Jerry Seinfeld know you broke into his apartment and stole his cereal collection.
Haha, I have no idea what this is a reference to, but judging my the number of comments about Seinfeld's cereal, I probably should know.
(Spongebob “One year later”) Business Blaze does an episode on how Magic Spoon was a pyramid scheme.
Allegedly.
They have been asking me to recruit my friends...
I used to work at a public access Zoo.
We had an African Violet show in our African Pavilion, which showcased many known and unknown cultivars and varieties of African Violet plants.
We had to stop NUMEROUS old ladies who lifted the damn plants straight from their exhibits, who wanted to smuggle the rare species out of our zoo. You would literally have to search their purses for plants.
Thieves gonna thief.
EVERYONE SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON, I really wanna see that.
10% of the way there.