I've noticed the bigger the blaze becomes, the more of Simon's humor and attitude pop up in his other channels. The blaze cannot be kept to business alone, it hungers. It grows.
I've commented on like all of his videos i watch that I want him to be more layed back in the other channels.. I better stop before he decides I've asked too much
@@mcpossum the more we feed his ego the more and slips out, if he has to film his other channels inbetween bb content he's bound to forget he's hiding people in his basement and needs to keep up appearances for the average viewer.
Agreed. Even, or maybe especially, when watching Simon's other channels I feel empty without og bb legend jokes. I love all the channels, but still. And Sam's memes.
Daylight savings is the most worthless idea anyone came up with. It's original purpose hasn't even been relevant for over 60 years. If anything, we should turn the clocks *ahead* one hour in the fall so it doesn't get dark at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.
I really wish I could set the voice of Simon as my personal digital assistant, "Hey Simon, what's the weather - Today the temperature is 67 - allegedly" . Perhaps, maybe my roadway navigation voice. "Take a left you fucking legend." You have arrived at your destination - ALLEGEDLY"
Simons other channels: sober Simon on BUSINESS BLAZE: * snorts 3 lines of Adderal * : "wHOOoooo let's do this!" (JK we all know Simon prefers cocaine, allegedly lol)
My sister broke my tamagochi when I was really young. I went into school the next day and told my teacher, whilst sobbing, my sister had killed my pet and my dad wouldn't get me another one. Cue one really awkward reason why my dad was called into school.
Generally I'm with ya. Due to my current setup though I often still 'see' the title before it actually plays and unless it's phrased strangely or super long (ornlike physically blocked) I 'automatically' read it if I want to/care or not. -deleted rambling- Anyway, usually it doesn't matter, but on two occasions the titles were so grand, absolutely fantastic that I had to stop. I didn't want to just devour the delicious feast in front of me while out putsing about in some random uncomfortable place. I wanted-- Nay, I NEEDED to take time and savor it, in comfort, in the proper location, with the proper setup, and at the best time. I needed to luxuriate in it. And it was good.
"As we like to refer to him here at Business Blaze." This statement implies there is a corporate work culture at Business Blaze besides basement yelling.
@@brainblaze6526 Subterranean Shout, Basement Bellow, Substructure Scream, Vault Vociferation, Oubliette Ululate... I don't know where I'm going with these but I enjoy alliterarion.
Your thumbnail certainly suits your comment!🤣 But, oh so true!! I worked for the mouse for many years B.C. (Before Covid), & always took it as a personal goal to avoid hearing the ‘Princess’ songs for as long as possible. Earplugs were involved!
Gasoline? 🤔 I would love to test cocaine made by some actual pharmaceutical company and compare it to illegally made quality, it has to be like that because its kinda poorly made.
Oh yeah, AT&T's monopoly. Childhood memories coming back to the surface. They'd charge you not only for the phone line, but for the phone itself. You had to rent it from them. And if you put your own extension phone on the line, they'd detect the lower resistance of two sets of ringer coils and contact you about it. You'd have to pay them to have the second phone on the line. This must have been the early 1970's.
@@brainblaze6526 While you're right, this makes as much sense as TV licenses in the UK. Who the fuck watches TV anymore? But you have to pay a tax for every screen in the house? "Hey TV, Netflix called. They want your lunch money. AGAIN."
My dad worked for the Canadian equivalent and we didn't have touch tone until 1996 because he knew they were just ripping everyone off by charging extra for that 'service' over rotary. He'd upgraded the system and knew the fee that was theoretically to pay for the system upgrade was a cashgrab after the first 2 years. I also suspect our phones were ones he had grabbed from work.
@@melskunk I remember that too! My mom wanted a touch tone phone, but dad didn't want to pay the extra money. I bet each country had a similar thing. Heck, over the U.K. you had to, or maybe still have to, pay for a license to receive TV broadcast. Used to be radio too. They had vans they'd drive around cities listening for the local oscillator leakage from radio receivers, trying to find unlicensed receivers in homes. That may be a topic for one of Simon's channels. Not sure which one.
Ok, update on the rescue efforts for Sam and Danny: Elon Musk has refused to let us use his tunneling machine! He wants nothing to do with angering 'The Beard'! His words. They might have to spend Christmas down there😔
@@DestinyKiller Sending someone trapped underground a file to dig their way to freedom sounds like a massive "fuck you" to be completely honest. Please, do it.
@@Riwillion Danny might not escape but he will have some fabulous nails when he does. I'm sure they're atrocious from all that typing Maybe we should puts the lotion in the basket as well.
@@jayhom5385 I believe that one was from Mad TV. If it was the commercial for the Spishak Mach 20 that ended with the persons face in the cast then it definitely came from mad tv.
When leaving a voicemail, say your name and number first, then leave your message. This way, someone doesn't have to listen to you say "uh" for three minutes again because they missed your number.
Simon is not the Thanos of UA-cam, he's soon to be the God-King of UA-cam. Also, UA-cam introduces option to skip ads. Advertising Corpos be like 'That's the tool of the Devil!!!!!'
I used to have a really nice golf umbrella that worked a little too well sometimes.. It was 3 meters across and covered myself and my girlfriend. Both of us being fairly thing and small framed, it meant we were truly protected from the pacific onslaught that terrorized everyone else with their little top hat sized coverings. Pah! No, we were dry everywhere we showed up that winter. I found that thing at a Walgreens, believe it or not, and after it was stolen i have found myself stopping to se if they have any new or similar version of it. It was THAT good. . . . super sturdy, even when the wind was blowing all others to bits, and all black. It had a really comfy grip, too. It was easy to hold in the wind and even though it was hella strong, they gave it added venting around the middle, so you don't take flight. 😉 Here was the only downside, and right now with the plague and all that... could be a blessing or a curse. I'll let you three decide. Simon, Danny, Sam... I don't know enough about you to know if you have ever truly experienced San Francisco in a mid-winter during a year with a really cold front pushing a LOT of rain at any given moment.... So there ya go, that's what it is. . .was, that year, at least. Needless to say, as everyone still needs to get to work and do points A to B while trying (somehow?) not to end up looking like they jumped in a swimming pool, some of those people here and there had different reactions. Sometimes it was cool and we would congregate together, those who admired the bringer of dryness with as big of umbrellas as they all had been able to find, and myself... with my Brazilian bombshell, samba dancer girlfriend hugged up against me so as to stay dry. The cool times we all would form this huge moving dry spot, free of rain. A few times we would add shelter over those who clearly tried... and clearly failed. We have all been there.. once we actually all saw an elderly lady with no umbrella and the choice was obvious. We all saw her, looked at each others reactions to see if we were still on the same level... oh yeah, you bet we helped shelter her. Even my gf let her in between the two of us so i could hold the giant directly over her. She was a Rosie (by the way). That was probably the best of the times, and clearly it was not a rarity... not that year. We also had some creeps, which is why I strongly pointed out the bombshell samba dancer. I won't get much into that because obviously it only goes one way with creep-o's. But yeah, the moral is that the right umbrella is the one you should seek, not just ANY umbrella...and never knock it, because everyone needs it, and one day you will pray that you can be the one sheltered miraculously by kind strangers with big umbrellas.
Oh, that's a great idea, I heartily second! Not pricing differentials based on color of objects - that's buyers choice, but sales & use tax on menstrual products is a valid concern. The Blaze would have fun with the idiocy of many products marketed to woman- pink pens anyone?
I agree on color, but it's interesting how things like women's razors and stuff are frequently pink/pastels, while a lot of men's stuff is shades of black, like I need a pink razor to want to use it. Lotions, razors, hair care products, body wash, pens, tool kits (my mom got me a little tool kit that's bright pink and clearly made for people with small hands, a.k.a. women), clothing, haircuts, freaking stool softeners (like Dulcolax - the "women's" version has a pink box, says "DulcoEase", AND is more expensive)... Literally, IDGAF about the color, just give me something that works.
The channel that literally defines 'Allegendly'. As tribute I have this episode playing on my phone, upstairs and downstairs on PlayStations and am giving Simon some lovely sweet watch time as gratitude for this awesome channel. Not a whack-a-doodle, I'm packing my house and it's just easier to listen this way lol
The transatlantic accent became popular on broadcasts, not because of cultural reasons but from the limitations of microphone technology at the time. Microphones back then had a hard time picking up the lower tones in our speech so the only way to get a clear message on a radio broadcast was to speak in that high nasally tone that transatlantic accents are known for. Thank god we have advanced because we would still be hearing that accent or some form of it if we were stuck with microphone technology from that period. Now that accent is just a meme :)
Video idea: Wallace Company was the first small manufacturing company to win the prestigious Malcolm Baldrige quality award. Numerous managers from other companies who heard about Wallace's accomplishments visited to do "benchmarking." Wallace executives were also invited to give numerous speeches and interviews about factors that led to the firm's success. These distractions and intrusions helped drive the company into Chapter 11.
The first time I saw a mobile phone the person was saying "No, no I really am in the bookstore right now, I'm talking on my new mobile phone." I went out and bought one ... 7 years later.
How about a BB about the incredible fraud, or incredible hero, depending on what you believe, Frank Dux(Dukes)? The man that the movie "Bloodsport" was based on(highly unlikely Simon has seen it). So many controversies in this one. Or maybe a biographies about him?
The fact alone that Dux was portrayed by the man the myth the legend, Jean Claude Van Damme in the movie, should surely open the door for so Damme many memes for Sam...
I was thinking I had seen it somewhere and it took me a while to remember where I saw it. I saw it on Thoughty2 video about martial arts styles being bullshit.
My favorite one is the unusual fashion choice of young Frank Dux to wear both SF Giants and NY Giants clothing articles on the same day with zero context. In the movie, he did have the hat chopped, and this could have been an artistic expression of the filmmakers. The whole film was truly a catalyst for MMA to start catching on, and for that, many fans are grateful. ua-cam.com/video/Vn9BeN8NBaA/v-deo.html
*A note on the accent!* ‘Transatlantic’ was the used because the audio quality was so poor, it was thought that the use of local accents would marginalize the audience due to how slurred the lines became during production. This is why most actors sounded the same, yet no one from any region actually had this accent.
I grew up in DC, which can get very hot. In the 60's, it was rather common to see people with umbrellas in the summer sun. We also used them when it snowed. As a new college student in Michigan (which gets real snow), people scoffed. You just deal with the snow. When I moved to Seattle, I was told only wimps use umbrellas. I just used coats with hoods. It mostly mists anyway, not the pouring rain that people assume. I guess people are hardier outside the Beltway.
Tamagotchi were great until the battery ran out and whatever weird watch battery was in there couldn't be found in your local stores and no one would take you to the city to get the life breathed back into your lil digital pet... But I'm not bitter.
I used to work at a Planetarium that switched to digital from its 40 Zeiss. Between the number of projectors and the seemles dome screen that went under the floor, the shows had a 3d feel to them. With no glasses.
Lol this channel has literally nothing to do with cannabis. Simon even says "your boy with the blaze" as he grabs his jacket. Silly, dont try so hard to be seperate from people that it makes you miss the obvious.
I'm betting someone's already mentioned this, but "Singin' in the Rain" was a fun look at the problems with some silent actors transitioning to talkies. You wouldn't watch it, though, Simon. It's a musical. It has an incredible dance sequence with a scarf, though, and it was a pretty funny movie. It's in my Top 20 fave films.
Simon on other channels: “I’m sorry about my Japanese pronunciation, I have a pronunciation dictionary right here and I’m trying” Simon in a blaze: “Maria Argi-pub-bub-bub-bub-bub someone”.
Simon, I just want you to know that after discovering this channel, its quickly become not only my favorite of YOUR channels, but my favorite on all of youtube. Keep making hour long videos so I can give you hours of that sweet, sweet, watch time please.
You need each (or a select few) of the writers/editors/memologists have a bio (or writer's autobio) episode on Brain Blaze (not Biographics!) The reason I say that with conviction is because the videos require Simon's on the spot reaction. Danny would most certainly be the Epic Blaze Finale to the mini series as that is very clearly going to have the most material! OH MY GOD! Simon's should be the first episode!!! This idea is amazing, please use it!
I remember my mom having an answering machine on her desk back in the 1980's. I last bought an umbrella in the 1998. I still use it. The trick to keeping track of your umbrella is buying an expensive one. 30:29 There is an hysterical Peter Arno cartoon about car phones from 1947 - I believe it was originally in the New Yorker. There is a copy in a book in a difficult to get to bookcase in my house. I found it through Google to confirm the date.
Every single time I watch that I black out and then come to in this writer's house covered in spaghetti and reeking of wine. Same writer every damn time.
The thing about talkies and voices not matching up to someone's expectations of a beautiful person is literally the plot of Singin in the Rain. Old news.
Love it. This has easily become my new favorite channel. Sorry Rhett and Link. You keep the awesome content coming and I'll keep being a fucking legend and giving you that sweet sweet watch time.
Get Surfshark VPN at Surfshark.deals/BLAZE and enter promo code BLAZE for 83% off and 3 extra months for free!
Simon did you See how much a unopend tamagotgis sell for . Crazy
Simon, you said light a spliff, is a water pipe ok? I can't do the tobacco any more.
Do I need to get Surfshark if I'm Russian?🤣🤣🤣
The guy in the fracking commercial sounded like a genius
Danny 2020
I've noticed the bigger the blaze becomes, the more of Simon's humor and attitude pop up in his other channels. The blaze cannot be kept to business alone, it hungers. It grows.
I love seeing BB Simon slowly creep in to his other shows. It's amazeballs
Its a Simon conspiracy to start showing his personality in his other channels.
Allegedly.
I've commented on like all of his videos i watch that I want him to be more layed back in the other channels.. I better stop before he decides I've asked too much
@@GreasyBeasty I usually will comment his inner Blaze is showing. A couple times my comment was noticed. Made me smile 😃
@@mcpossum the more we feed his ego the more and slips out, if he has to film his other channels inbetween bb content he's bound to forget he's hiding people in his basement and needs to keep up appearances for the average viewer.
Danny's scripts are unironically some of the best on UA-cam. True fact.
Allegedly
They have to be to withstand their readings.
I misread this and thought you said "unicornally".
Agree either way.
Agreed. Even, or maybe especially, when watching Simon's other channels I feel empty without og bb legend jokes. I love all the channels, but still. And Sam's memes.
I cannot trust anything Simon says in regards to movies except that 3D is a dumpster fire
I saw someone say that setting the clocks back one hour in 2020 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album, and I agreeeeeeeeee.
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE DEMON
YÖKÔNÛ
HEATHEN!!! 🔥
🤣🤣thats gold, aleagity
Daylight savings is the most worthless idea anyone came up with. It's original purpose hasn't even been relevant for over 60 years. If anything, we should turn the clocks *ahead* one hour in the fall so it doesn't get dark at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really wish I could set the voice of Simon as my personal digital assistant, "Hey Simon, what's the weather - Today the temperature is 67 - allegedly" . Perhaps, maybe my roadway navigation voice. "Take a left you fucking legend." You have arrived at your destination - ALLEGEDLY"
I'd pay big bucks to make this happen!
I would pay more than I should for that
I need to know when this becomes reality
@moshe schwartzberg almost as much as a Business Blaze sticker costs.
Whatever you do, don't make a hard right😉😆
Simon: *makes a gazillion videos on black death/plague*
Also Simon: "oh whatever the 11th century equivalent of the Covid was... " 😯
"For you it might be a significant video, but for Simon it was Thursday" ...allegedly
@@MelniaShadow truth
Black Death was in the 13th/14th centuries and not 11th century
14:28 dies from plague and even used forks...
😂😂😂😂
Simons other channels: sober
Simon on BUSINESS BLAZE: * snorts 3 lines of Adderal * : "wHOOoooo let's do this!" (JK we all know Simon prefers cocaine, allegedly lol)
*Cocaine (Allegedly)
To be fair, adderall is like cocaine light. Or diet coke.
Like allegedly he cuts his cocaine with adderall
Adderal is made out a compund very similar to Meth, so it still works lol.
Im certian everyone in this comment section right Here was high when typing, including me
My sister broke my tamagochi when I was really young. I went into school the next day and told my teacher, whilst sobbing, my sister had killed my pet and my dad wouldn't get me another one. Cue one really awkward reason why my dad was called into school.
Omg that's hilarious😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
amazing
Damn at least she didn't kill yoru dog or cat she may have needed some therapy 😅
"It's not like Danny would capitalize random words in a sentence." Oh noes. I wonder what that next script is going to look like.
I absolutely love these small pokes between them. Some wonderful flavor
Next script is going to be in random font sizes, he's got me chained up, I've got to get some revenge...allegedly.
Oh No DaNnY, wHaT iS gOiNg On HeRe?
@@baryonyx2574 next script will be in wingdings 😂
You can find out for $49.95 as Simon sells Business Blaze scripts!
Does anybody else click on a business Blaze video without even reading the title? I see new business Blaze, I click.
I saw the thumbnail and was worried for his mental health
Generally I'm with ya. Due to my current setup though I often still 'see' the title before it actually plays and unless it's phrased strangely or super long (ornlike physically blocked) I 'automatically' read it if I want to/care or not.
-deleted rambling-
Anyway, usually it doesn't matter, but on two occasions the titles were so grand, absolutely fantastic that I had to stop. I didn't want to just devour the delicious feast in front of me while out putsing about in some random uncomfortable place. I wanted-- Nay, I NEEDED to take time and savor it, in comfort, in the proper location, with the proper setup, and at the best time. I needed to luxuriate in it.
And it was good.
I click on any of ten of his channels as soon as I see a video in my feed
It's not like the title means anything on a business blaze video.
Every time lol
Me telling my friends: Business Blaze
Business friend: BUSINESS Blaze
Pothead friend: Business's BLAZE
Simon on Business Blaze: COCAINE!
“Roll a spliff”
HOW DO YOU KNOW SIMON? I should have used Nord VPN.
Simon: It's the Russians! It's always the Russians!
The Chinese: 😏
Nra i'm joke to you
Don't tell Mao? Wait
Aliens...🤣
"As we like to refer to him here at Business Blaze." This statement implies there is a corporate work culture at Business Blaze besides basement yelling.
Thats a legitimate management style. I've yet to name it.
@@brainblaze6526 Subterranean Shout, Basement Bellow, Substructure Scream, Vault Vociferation, Oubliette Ululate... I don't know where I'm going with these but I enjoy alliterarion.
Don't you mean you admire alliteration?
@@CandiPinki Damnit! I missed that opportunity! 😂
Dissociative Identity Disorder?
Business Blaze DID the thing.
Oh Simon you are in trouble when your daughter watches Frozen or Little Mermaid over and over for days on end, lol.
Your thumbnail certainly suits your comment!🤣
But, oh so true!! I worked for the mouse for many years B.C. (Before Covid), & always took it as a personal goal to avoid hearing the ‘Princess’ songs for as long as possible. Earplugs were involved!
Business Blaze Fun Fact: Simon doesn’t like cocaine, he just likes the way it smell’s.
Kyle McAllister who doesn’t like the smell of cocaine
Allegedly
Deep inside my nose.
Gasoline? 🤔 I would love to test cocaine made by some actual pharmaceutical company and compare it to illegally made quality, it has to be like that because its kinda poorly made.
Ugh, kind's* was suppose to be before quality...
Simon- “roll a spl**f”
Me - “I’ve never felt more seen and understood” 🥰
🤣🤣🤣 #keepcalmandblazeon !!! Simon you absolute LEGEND!!!
allegedly
11:41 "Roll a spli...."
Way ahead of you Simon, my blazing lad.
Danny clearly watched 'Singing in the Rain' as part of his research for this episode.
Me: Simon, how do you have time to make all these videos?
Simon: I love coffee, cocaine and making videos. I hate literally everything else.
🤣🤣🤣
Except periodically belting out that Phil Collins song. He really enjoys that😀
@@oliviagreen7423 if only he knew the words lol
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR TONIGHT.
@@brainblaze6526 not correct, but I still love it bahahaha
Don't let hits wife and child hear ....shhh
Danny: I TOTALLY agree on umbrellas. I've never owned one nor seen any reason to own one. Hooded jackets are way more convenient and effective.
You can use them together 😉
Umbrellas are good when you have a bag you’d like to also keep dry. Or when it’s hot enough you don’t want the added layer.
Oh yeah, AT&T's monopoly. Childhood memories coming back to the surface. They'd charge you not only for the phone line, but for the phone itself. You had to rent it from them. And if you put your own extension phone on the line, they'd detect the lower resistance of two sets of ringer coils and contact you about it. You'd have to pay them to have the second phone on the line.
This must have been the early 1970's.
Fuck that shit.
@@brainblaze6526 While you're right, this makes as much sense as TV licenses in the UK. Who the fuck watches TV anymore? But you have to pay a tax for every screen in the house?
"Hey TV, Netflix called. They want your lunch money. AGAIN."
My dad worked for the Canadian equivalent and we didn't have touch tone until 1996 because he knew they were just ripping everyone off by charging extra for that 'service' over rotary. He'd upgraded the system and knew the fee that was theoretically to pay for the system upgrade was a cashgrab after the first 2 years. I also suspect our phones were ones he had grabbed from work.
@@melskunk I remember that too! My mom wanted a touch tone phone, but dad didn't want to pay the extra money.
I bet each country had a similar thing. Heck, over the U.K. you had to, or maybe still have to, pay for a license to receive TV broadcast. Used to be radio too. They had vans they'd drive around cities listening for the local oscillator leakage from radio receivers, trying to find unlicensed receivers in homes.
That may be a topic for one of Simon's channels. Not sure which one.
Yeah, I don't pay a TV licence, because I don't watch TV.
I was just thinking to myself I need a business blaze video. Thank you for making my day, and year filled with laughs.
I already had my cup of coffee and bowl going when I got the vid notification. Perfect! At least a few things go right in my life😄
@@oliviagreen7423 now that is perfect timing.
Legend.
"Monopolies: Brilliant for Business" would make an incredible business blaze shirt
Ok, update on the rescue efforts for Sam and Danny: Elon Musk has refused to let us use his tunneling machine! He wants nothing to do with angering 'The Beard'! His words. They might have to spend Christmas down there😔
:(
We can smuggle in a fruitcake with a file
@@DestinyKiller Sending someone trapped underground a file to dig their way to freedom sounds like a massive "fuck you" to be completely honest. Please, do it.
@@Riwillion Danny might not escape but he will have some fabulous nails when he does. I'm sure they're atrocious from all that typing
Maybe we should puts the lotion in the basket as well.
The beard is intimidating
I’m glad forks didn’t go the way of razor blades or we would have forks with 7 prongs instead of 4.
You're forgetting that they would eventually go back to 1 prong, then back up.
Or have five prongs on one side, and one on the other
With replaceable prongs
Age Check: SNL skit when 3 blades came around with the 10 bladed razor. It was huge and would shave your face off making blood fly everywhere.
@@jayhom5385 I believe that one was from Mad TV. If it was the commercial for the Spishak Mach 20 that ended with the persons face in the cast then it definitely came from mad tv.
I don't use the internet. I have these recorded to VHS and sent to me.
Could you mail that to me?
Brilliant 😂😂
The only thing you failed to explain is your comment then... must have a library card
😂😂😂😂
When leaving a voicemail, say your name and number first, then leave your message. This way, someone doesn't have to listen to you say "uh" for three minutes again because they missed your number.
“Shrek is love, Shrek is life” is a video I used as a teenager to ruin the movie for my friends
For me, it made the movie better.
Its all ogre now
@@davidcirkovsky1953 I had never bothered to find out where the meme's lines are coming from. It's 2020--now I know.
Shrek roars as he fills my butt with his love.
Best ad segue ever.... "Surf Shark: It's not from Hell."
Simon: no interest in superhero movies.
Also Simon: plays a cop in captain America 🤔
Wait what
Ya he mentioned it in a mega projects video. Still trying to find him in the scene
Doubtful
Check out the project horizon video on mega projects. He definitely mentions it
Hes mentioned it a lot
Simon is not the Thanos of UA-cam, he's soon to be the God-King of UA-cam.
Also, UA-cam introduces option to skip ads.
Advertising Corpos be like 'That's the tool of the Devil!!!!!'
I used to have a really nice golf umbrella that worked a little too well sometimes.. It was 3 meters across and covered myself and my girlfriend. Both of us being fairly thing and small framed, it meant we were truly protected from the pacific onslaught that terrorized everyone else with their little top hat sized coverings. Pah! No, we were dry everywhere we showed up that winter. I found that thing at a Walgreens, believe it or not, and after it was stolen i have found myself stopping to se if they have any new or similar version of it. It was THAT good. . . . super sturdy, even when the wind was blowing all others to bits, and all black. It had a really comfy grip, too. It was easy to hold in the wind and even though it was hella strong, they gave it added venting around the middle, so you don't take flight. 😉 Here was the only downside, and right now with the plague and all that... could be a blessing or a curse. I'll let you three decide. Simon, Danny, Sam... I don't know enough about you to know if you have ever truly experienced San Francisco in a mid-winter during a year with a really cold front pushing a LOT of rain at any given moment.... So there ya go, that's what it is. . .was, that year, at least. Needless to say, as everyone still needs to get to work and do points A to B while trying (somehow?) not to end up looking like they jumped in a swimming pool, some of those people here and there had different reactions. Sometimes it was cool and we would congregate together, those who admired the bringer of dryness with as big of umbrellas as they all had been able to find, and myself... with my Brazilian bombshell, samba dancer girlfriend hugged up against me so as to stay dry. The cool times we all would form this huge moving dry spot, free of rain. A few times we would add shelter over those who clearly tried... and clearly failed. We have all been there.. once we actually all saw an elderly lady with no umbrella and the choice was obvious. We all saw her, looked at each others reactions to see if we were still on the same level... oh yeah, you bet we helped shelter her. Even my gf let her in between the two of us so i could hold the giant directly over her. She was a Rosie (by the way). That was probably the best of the times, and clearly it was not a rarity... not that year. We also had some creeps, which is why I strongly pointed out the bombshell samba dancer. I won't get much into that because obviously it only goes one way with creep-o's. But yeah, the moral is that the right umbrella is the one you should seek, not just ANY umbrella...and never knock it, because everyone needs it, and one day you will pray that you can be the one sheltered miraculously by kind strangers with big umbrellas.
Pour a cup of coffee and roll a spliff.
That phrase should be the official tag line of The Blaze.😎🔥
I love the fact that Simon understands that we blaze while he blazes so we can be blazed together.
I'd love you to cover the "pink tax" because it's BULL$HIT for real.
Oh, that's a great idea, I heartily second! Not pricing differentials based on color of objects - that's buyers choice, but sales & use tax on menstrual products is a valid concern. The Blaze would have fun with the idiocy of many products marketed to woman- pink pens anyone?
Exactly!
I agree on color, but it's interesting how things like women's razors and stuff are frequently pink/pastels, while a lot of men's stuff is shades of black, like I need a pink razor to want to use it. Lotions, razors, hair care products, body wash, pens, tool kits (my mom got me a little tool kit that's bright pink and clearly made for people with small hands, a.k.a. women), clothing, haircuts, freaking stool softeners (like Dulcolax - the "women's" version has a pink box, says "DulcoEase", AND is more expensive)... Literally, IDGAF about the color, just give me something that works.
I definitely already did this... somewhere at some point.
@@brainblaze6526 I bet it wasn't as fun as a Business Blaze episode on it would be... 😁
Do my eyes deceive me?
Is that the Boi with the Blaze!?
😱😱😱😱😱
Allegedly
Danny doesn’t need an umbrella in the basement.
True. He's started to forget what they even are.
@@brainblaze6526 That is also the reason why he never sees anyone with an umbrella
I like how when Simon swears it usually gets bleeped out, but in the very same video Sam's stuff is never bleeped.
I like this as well.
The channel that literally defines 'Allegendly'. As tribute I have this episode playing on my phone, upstairs and downstairs on PlayStations and am giving Simon some lovely sweet watch time as gratitude for this awesome channel. Not a whack-a-doodle, I'm packing my house and it's just easier to listen this way lol
Legend.
That music is called Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph. Actually got to see him in Concert at his club in Nashville.
8:28 - Wasn’t that the plot to “Singing in the Rain”?
Simon's delight at learning what AT&T stands for has made my day.
This is the facts I'm here for.
Can we just get a whole video of just Danny’s life and all the different jobs he had and all the weird stuff he has done plz
I love how much of this video is just Simon listing movies he has and hasn’t seen
"Pour a cup of coffee. Roll a spliff." Funny enough, I was just about to do that moments before you suggested it.
I had my unlit spliff in my mouth when he said it XD
Mine's a bowl but same difference🔥
Got one in my lap right now! I got fired from my job this morning for some bullshit, so time to smoke a fat spliff
was rolling up when he said that, had to pause the vid i laughed so hard XD
@@ding0865 Blaze on, friends
The transatlantic accent became popular on broadcasts, not because of cultural reasons but from the limitations of microphone technology at the time. Microphones back then had a hard time picking up the lower tones in our speech so the only way to get a clear message on a radio broadcast was to speak in that high nasally tone that transatlantic accents are known for. Thank god we have advanced because we would still be hearing that accent or some form of it if we were stuck with microphone technology from that period. Now that accent is just a meme :)
I just realized how well Danny knows Simon they must be bros.
" I don't remember which pub I was in" simon 2020 a true gem of a quote
Buckle up Simon, you're a parent now. The wonderful world of animated musicals awaits!
Kill me now.
I watch kid movies (no kid) & just fast toward through the songs. The new Milan has 0 songs.
That last scene with Simon laughing looks like it's just a Family Guy scene come to life.
Simon: People didn’t like “talkies”? Why would you not like something that is closer to real life?
Also Simon: 3D movies can go straight to hell.
Actual 3d movies would be cool. 🤔 Like if you could enter the movie and kick the protagonist in the balls.
Video idea:
Wallace Company was the first small
manufacturing company to win the prestigious Malcolm Baldrige quality award.
Numerous managers from other companies who heard about Wallace's accomplishments
visited to do "benchmarking." Wallace executives were also invited
to give numerous speeches and interviews about factors that led to the firm's
success. These distractions and intrusions helped drive the company into Chapter
11.
Hello Danny you are a talented writer and teacher
I do love the bits of Danny's life that come through. Adds more to the mystery of the man in your basement..
Allegedly.
Why does Surfshark not have a logo of a shark on a surfboard yet?
Factfiend already tried to get them to do that but they turned it down and got roasted by Karl 😁
For all of Simon's hard work, let’s give a big hand to Danny for the phenomenal academy award winning scripts!
The first time I saw a mobile phone the person was saying "No, no I really am in the bookstore right now, I'm talking on my new mobile phone."
I went out and bought one ... 7 years later.
Parasol comes from the french via latin, as it sounds. (Para-sun) In French an umbrella is a parapluie (essnt. para-rain)
How about a BB about the incredible fraud, or incredible hero, depending on what you believe, Frank Dux(Dukes)? The man that the movie "Bloodsport" was based on(highly unlikely Simon has seen it). So many controversies in this one. Or maybe a biographies about him?
The fact alone that Dux was portrayed by the man the myth the legend, Jean Claude Van Damme in the movie, should surely open the door for so Damme many memes for Sam...
Im reasonably sure Simon has already mentioned it already
I was thinking I had seen it somewhere and it took me a while to remember where I saw it. I saw it on Thoughty2 video about martial arts styles being bullshit.
@@jayhom5385 thats probably where i remember it from
My favorite one is the unusual fashion choice of young Frank Dux to wear both SF Giants and NY Giants clothing articles on the same day with zero context. In the movie, he did have the hat chopped, and this could have been an artistic expression of the filmmakers.
The whole film was truly a catalyst for MMA to start catching on, and for that, many fans are grateful.
ua-cam.com/video/Vn9BeN8NBaA/v-deo.html
Been watching Megaprojects, Top Tenz and TIFO - coming back to the Blaze is like sneaking off to the pub early on a friday...
*A note on the accent!* ‘Transatlantic’ was the used because the audio quality was so poor, it was thought that the use of local accents would marginalize the audience due to how slurred the lines became during production. This is why most actors sounded the same, yet no one from any region actually had this accent.
I grew up in DC, which can get very hot. In the 60's, it was rather common to see people with umbrellas in the summer sun. We also used them when it snowed. As a new college student in Michigan (which gets real snow), people scoffed. You just deal with the snow. When I moved to Seattle, I was told only wimps use umbrellas. I just used coats with hoods. It mostly mists anyway, not the pouring rain that people assume. I guess people are hardier outside the Beltway.
Shouting at the cat stops him scratching the furniture (mere feet from his actual scratching post 🙄)
i love how something as simple as zooming in every time the mic crackles can be funny. It really tickled me, excellent work sam
Ozzy is actually under-rated.
Like Yoko Ono. Super underrated.
Oh I so want a full black and white business blaze episode in that funny accent.
My irish superstitious heart cringed so hard when I saw Simon with the umbrella open indoors.
Its the fastest way to dry them!
Simon, you are my favorite stand-up comedian. When are you going on tour so I can see you live?
This works for Kevin Smith and Henry Rollins. ua-cam.com/video/zRakAuHQguo/v-deo.html The passing fad of UA-cam is unsustainable.
Tamagotchi were great until the battery ran out and whatever weird watch battery was in there couldn't be found in your local stores and no one would take you to the city to get the life breathed back into your lil digital pet...
But I'm not bitter.
Allegedly
It's funny because the very Blaze where Simon blazed non-linear movies got non-linear by itself :)
I used to work at a Planetarium that switched to digital from its 40 Zeiss. Between the number of projectors and the seemles dome screen that went under the floor, the shows had a 3d feel to them. With no glasses.
A great day when I catch Business Blaze early 🙂
1:30 - Chapter 0 - Talking Pictures
12:15 - Chapter 1 - Personal diner fork
16:40 - Mid roll ads
18:55 - Chapter 2 - Answering machines
24:55 - Chapter 3 - Umbrellas
29:55 - Chapter 4 - Mobile phones
The live action Scooby Doo! Movies were actually pretty good, Simon. The first one was the best one. Had a solid lineup of actors/actresses'.
6:14 Simon's fan outrage voice "Simon! You didn't like 'Dances With Wolves!'" XD
T shirt idea - that sweet enron logo with "Business" instead of "Blaze" for us non-stoners out there
Blaze as in blazer not smoking lol. Common misconception though apparently.
@@TheDevilsAdvocate. misconception?
"Business" > Business
Lol this channel has literally nothing to do with cannabis. Simon even says "your boy with the blaze" as he grabs his jacket. Silly, dont try so hard to be seperate from people that it makes you miss the obvious.
People are misunderstanding what you're saying. That's a good idea homie
Simon, making me feel old again. The first 3D movie I saw was a horror movie back in the 70s. And I knew what 'talkies' was referring to...
25:09 Simon! Start a new channel where you do all the videos Drunk AF!
Pls
@@skylarsj2761 he has every other channel. Why not this one?!?
checked out "fact fiend" that guy did a bunch of "today I found out" research/Scripts he gets totally blitzed. Karl smallwood.
I'm betting someone's already mentioned this, but "Singin' in the Rain" was a fun look at the problems with some silent actors transitioning to talkies. You wouldn't watch it, though, Simon. It's a musical. It has an incredible dance sequence with a scarf, though, and it was a pretty funny movie. It's in my Top 20 fave films.
Hold up, never seen Shrek? Dude, you NEED to
Do you have a DPRK version? I'd rather watch it with more authoritarian elements...
Hell yeah brother. The boy with the blaze telling you to roll one up, let's gooooo
Wonder how many letter kenny fans are here always cracking a smile when they hear the word "allegedly".
That poor ostrich, allegedly.
Who is this Kenny character?
@@brainblaze6526 Canadian comedy series on Hulu, Letterkenny. Hilarious.
@@brainblaze6526 Why am I not surprised Simon has never heard of letter Kenny.
Simon: “Who is this Kenny fellow... ah fuck it I don’t care”
11:33 of Intro, Simon and Tangents even before the script starts XD I love it :)
-youtube ad for trump
me- skips
Simon- "That's a tool of the Devil!"
Best....ever...
Now back to the video
Fun fact* Simon always releases these videos at 4:20. Blaze it up !
Not a fact, but I love it.
Simon stsrts new Channel brought to you by Manscapes.
SIMONS pitch: "I use the Lawn mower 3.0 to shave my head......"
Simon on other channels: “I’m sorry about my Japanese pronunciation, I have a pronunciation dictionary right here and I’m trying”
Simon in a blaze: “Maria Argi-pub-bub-bub-bub-bub someone”.
SMASHING THAT DISLIKE for Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life (not really)
Simon, I just want you to know that after discovering this channel, its quickly become not only my favorite of YOUR channels, but my favorite on all of youtube.
Keep making hour long videos so I can give you hours of that sweet, sweet, watch time please.
Simon’s chest hair making it’s presence known at the microphone.
You need each (or a select few) of the writers/editors/memologists have a bio (or writer's autobio) episode on Brain Blaze (not Biographics!) The reason I say that with conviction is because the videos require Simon's on the spot reaction. Danny would most certainly be the Epic Blaze Finale to the mini series as that is very clearly going to have the most material! OH MY GOD! Simon's should be the first episode!!! This idea is amazing, please use it!
I love the Blaze. I need the memes. Danny iS my Hero. BUT,
I have questions re: COVID-19 & 5G
#FreeCharles #ETA2020
I remember my mom having an answering machine on her desk back in the 1980's.
I last bought an umbrella in the 1998. I still use it. The trick to keeping track of your umbrella is buying an expensive one.
30:29 There is an hysterical Peter Arno cartoon about car phones from 1947 - I believe it was originally in the New Yorker. There is a copy in a book in a difficult to get to bookcase in my house. I found it through Google to confirm the date.
I've lost a few pricey umbrellas, and gloves, and scarves, and sunglasses.
I'm just dumb.
Too bad Simon doesn't like musicals. Singing in the Rain was all about the dawn of talkies, and it's hilarious.
Every single time I watch that I black out and then come to in this writer's house covered in spaghetti and reeking of wine. Same writer every damn time.
@@bateman2112 - Just like clockwork, eh? :)
The thing about talkies and voices not matching up to someone's expectations of a beautiful person is literally the plot of Singin in the Rain. Old news.
Like, I know Simon hates musicals and would never know that but...yeah he doesn't care.
28:30 My god Simon, who gives you advice on the colour scheme of your clothing? Stevie Wonder? Ray Charles? ;)
Can't decide what made me laugh more. The constant zooming on the scratchy microphone or the subliminal but plug. Editing perfection!
Tamogachi: it went the way of my Neopets. as in, they all died from starvation and neglect.
Love it. This has easily become my new favorite channel. Sorry Rhett and Link. You keep the awesome content coming and I'll keep being a fucking legend and giving you that sweet sweet watch time.