any "fact checker" like that is extremely biased, and often extremely left wing biased. So anything they call "factual" is almost certainly far left propaganda.
If business blaze had a themed restaurant it would be equipped with ETA's at every table, the menus would have long Memoirs from Danny's life for everything on it, there would be weekly Cocaine specials, and the waiter has no clue what is on on the the menu.
And don’t forget that the menu items would have unpronounceable names! And waiters would have to do the “Ba Da Boom Boom Tssscchhhhh” anytime a customer made a pun or a double entendre 😂
Simon, can we get a video on idiot smugglers? If I'm remembering correctly I think there was at least one guy that tried to hide tiger cubs in his checked luggage. There has to be more. Also a great opportunity for a Zebra Mask cameo.
"I should read these ahead because it would make for higher quality content" I'm not here for quality content, I came to see the boy with the blaze getting utterly lost and confused during his own videos while appreciating Danny's comedic genius.
I remember the candy cigarettes when I was a kid - some of them were wrapped in paper like a cigarette and the candy inside was dusted with icing sugar - if you put the candy up to your mouth and blew the icing sugar would come out like a puff of smoke . . . very authentic . . . those were the salad days when you were _allowed_ to have a peanut butter and jam sandwich at school . . .
I just saw my 10yo nephew puffing on a candy cigarette yesterday... stopped me in my tracks "where'd you get that I thought they stopped making them years ago" so apparently they are still available.
@rictus grin, I remember those, except they weren't candy when I was a kid, they were gum. Came in a small packet of ten chewing gum cigarettes complete with the powdered sugar "smoke". They-the gum- tasted awful but they were fun.... And we ate peanut butter with bananas as desert in school. Long time ago 😌
In Vancouver BC there is a bistro that is set off of Alice in Wonderland’s Mad Hatter scene. The cups and cakes and etc are all crazy, the decore is as you’d expect with huge mushroom and caterpillar, crazy colours etc. It’s actually pretty cool to have a special tea there
There is a cruise ship that has an Alice in Wonderland themed restaurant, too. They serve the "new modern" cuisine, sometimes mistakenly called "molecular gastronomy." The Endless Adventure channel here on UA-cam (and a handful of other travel channels) were invited on the ship's inaugural cruise. They had an absolute blast, both at the restaurant AND doing all the fun things on that ship. It looked like a TON of fun!
NYC used to have a ninja village themed restaurant that was a lot of fun. The ninja residents of the village tried to scare you when you least expect it. Unfortunately it closed in March, they lost their lease. When it comes to themed restaurants, NYC is king
I highly doubt it's king. Ever been to Japan? All the weird f'd up stuff you can't even imagine exists there, for some reason unknown to me. I know several Japanese people and they are all so square they are boring enough to compete and win in boringness as conversation partners versus silently watching paint dry. Except one girl who had really kooky fun humor - in retrospect I should have married her, but her being the GF of my cousin made me less enthusiastic.
@@gerfmon1 They closed becuase the landlords refused to give a deal on the absolutely insane rents that were being demanded... the lockdown was just the final nail in the coffin
As of today, I have watched all the business blaze episodes out so far! It’s great to listen to these while working, though sometimes it slows me down because I’m laughing at the absolute chaos of Simon’s apparent ADHD
I had to give that up as I was literally falling off the chair gripping my belly from laughter with tears running down my face, and thus got zero work done. He goes from calm businesslike to screaming lunatic in a nanosecond and then we have the jokes, sarcasm and memes...
In Atlanta we had a fondu restaurant that had a Pirate Ship inside with live crocodiles and live jazz music. Lasted for 43 years. RIP Dante's Down the Hatch
Oh my word, I would have LOVED to go there - would have made trip from NC! Can't remember if route to Atlanta would've involved a stop at South of the Border for fireworks & Blenheim's ginger ale, but that would be a bonus. Now there's a thought for a blaze - bizarro & out of tune roadside tourist traps! Could include Wall Drug, too - though Wall Drug doesn't have all the lazy Pedro issues
Hey Simon! I know I've tweeted at Danny but seeing as he's trapped in the basement, I figured I should tell you that you should have him write a script about Simon Semple and his wonderful business of selling paint to literally anyone other than his enemy
They usually do episodes of stories that are a bit less known, I think everyone already knows that story and although I agree it's hilarious, I doubt he'll talk about that extensively.
The stock exchanged based drinks pricing is what my student union would do a couple of times a year. I'm sure it was more a way to clear out old stock tha. It was a lesson for the MBA streams to learn about supply and demand.
Yes I agree. As Bavarian who lived in Austria for a while if there's any jodeling going on I'm going to be immediatly vacating the vicinity and never coming back.
Simon, if you like competitive drinking there is a bar in Prague where you pour your own beer at the table and there is a screen which shows the number of beers poured by each table in the bar and globally among the other bars in the world. The more you drink the more it becomes a matter of honour. Very unhealthy, very fun. Would recommend!
I commented earlier on this video, but I also came to the realization that it would be AMAZING if Simon went over some of the insane shit Pablo Escobar did. Plus, THINK OF ALL THE COCAINE!!!!
@@andrewsuryali8540 Nah. They're the same as hospital meal trays, so they bend instead of breaking. If you really need a weapon that will break into something sharp in jail, just use a broomstick. If you break it off just right, you have a spear. One could also pull a mop ringer out of its bucket by the handle and crush someone's skull or throw the other guy over the railing on the second tier of cells. If you really want to kill someone in jail, it's doable.
Simon your channel has given me a new hobby. Since March I have been designing engines and listening to your channels for about 30 hours a week. But this absolute clusterfuck of a channel is my favourite one
McDonald's in Taupō, New Zealand, has a DC-3 as part of the restaurant (ranked coolest McDonald's in the world). You can explore and even eat your food in it.
In this video we were served up a set of gimmick restaurants that would both fascinate and horrify, leaving something for everyone. A fine blend of memes, how not to theme a culinary service, and great writing from Basement Boi, wonderfully presented by Blaze Boi, all brought together by our Memeologist. On factoring length, topic, editing, inside jokes, satisfaction and merch plugs: 7 out of 10 Blaze.
@Kristy Kelly even though I recognize that I'm reading this on a public social media platform, I still can't help but feel like I'm interrupting something here. That was really foreign feeling and it was interesting; so thanks for that 😂😂
@@XDarkGreyX yeah the, "am I missing something?" comment doesnt do that masterpiece justice. It's on a new level of confusing. I don't even want to understand it, I'm more fascinated with the image I get from not knowing; I feel like getting context would ruin the mysticism.
So when will we get the admittance that blaze is just how (seemingly) friendly lex luthor is building his slave army chained to radiators Admit it Danny is not the only one, free the memester
I've always wanted to check out Medieval Times and I also just recently heard of another restaurant that's supposed to be pretty similar to Medieval Times just with a different theme. It's called Pirates Dinner Adventure
There is a seafood restaurant in Japan where all the tables are situated around a giant tank. There's a fake pirate ship in the middle with more tables. All the decor was marine themed, nets, anchors, etc. Everyone gets a rod and you get to catch your own fish. There are several different species. The problem is the fish are so overfed they don't actually go for the bait and the only way to catch them is to foul hook them. It's truely insane but hilarious.
When I was a kid in the 70's we had a weird theme restaurant. Called the 94 Aero squadron it was basically a WW-I flight headquarters based in a replica of a French Chateau. It was actually quite cool, with a guard post out front, machine guns, sand bags and several full scale WW-I replica figther planes in its yard (including both a Sopwith Camel and a Fokker Triplane). The place actually had good food but it eventually closed in the late 1990s. Strangely, the place reopened in 2012 but this time themed as a somewhat toned down WW-II fighter squadron (with a P-47 and P-51 out front). Apparently its food is still rated very highly (4.9 out of 5 stars).
Congrats, Simon. You are officially the first person on UA-cam to successfully entice me to a sponsored product that I downloaded, and will actually likely use.
Muslims in some South and Southeast Asian cultures actually have to visit their parents' graves once a year to clean them up and would usually have to stay there past lunchtime, so they would just pack lunch and have a picnic there. In Indonesia there was a famous TV episode back in the '90s in which such a family had to go to a golf course because it was built over their family graves. So they just sat down there and had a picnic while all the upper-class golfers stared at them incredulously.
I really enjoy your channels I watch them nearly everyday while doing the dishes . I think you should do a video on Hervè Falciani great Swiss bank heist and conspiracy. I believe you and Danny will enjoy it
Damn I was almost the first comment. Btw Simon I don’t know what it is but you have some of the most rewatch able videos on UA-cam. Also some of the easiest to sleep through
I worked in restaurants for 10 years and I’ve never brought a tab that had extra stuff added to it. There is a sales tax but I gave up complaining about that a long time ago. There is the potential to add gratuity to a bill, but you have to be made aware of it and you can refute it if you want. If you are ever surprised by something like that please don’t consider it tacky to speak to a manager about it because that server is trying to pull the wool over your eyes and is a horrible representation of the industry. Some states have a mixed beverage tax but it’s nothing outrageous.
You know, I used to be an avid watcher of Today I Found Out. I remember when you first started promoting business blaze and I was all like, you know what, doesn’t sound like someone I would enjoy. I CAN’T GO BACK! This just is so much better. Makes Today I Found Out just a background memory (jk I still watch sometimes, but I watch here more now)
I went to a cat cafe on vacation last year down in Savannah, GA. It was kept nicely clean, no smells. They had a room where you could eat and watch cats through the window, or a room where you could go in and see the kitties. The cats they had were all shelter cats who were up for adoption. Most were really friendly and wanted to play, there were a couple older ones who were more interested in watching a bird feeder they had outside the window, but the comical noises the cats made was worth it. My friend I was with said if she had lived closer the little one who kept climbing onto her lap would have gone home with her. Part of the money they made there was donated to the animal shelter they were paired up with, and they also had a program with the local college that for a flat price (rather than the hourly visit a cat price) you could study for your final in the cat room, I think it included like up to 3 beverages (coffee, tea, ext).
Chattanooga has a really nice cat cafe too, no smells the litter room is closed off with little mailbox doors for the cats to enter through. Free drinks with option to buy beer, typical coffee shop fare like cakes and the like. Same deal with donations going to the partnered shelter. So many sweet and calm kitties.
I just LOVE the grave site restaurant! My grandma used to take my mom and her brother (my Uncle) out to the graveyards for picnics, when they were little. Weird? Not really - it was just a really quiet place, away from the noisy kids on play sets. Also they'd be giving a grave some company (if that makes sense) ! How often do graves have visitors - even if it's a stranger? In the end, I just hope I'm not tucked away in a lonely plot... forgotten... alone
Meechai Ruchuphan ( มีชัย ฤชุพันธุ์ ) is a serious politician with a wicked sense of humor. His condom themed restaurant was part of an effort to shed light on the problem of STDs and to remove or diminish the stigmas against use of that cheap and effective prevention.
Simon, what happened to the contest to win all the Business Blaze scripts? I’m very interested in obtaining this history-making literature, maybe even compiling them into a book for all the Business Blaze fans to purchase. Smash that like button if you think this is a good idea.
Been to the heart attack, it was pretty fun although maybe that's because I was already drunk. The food was terrible but the shots were big and cheap and it was generally hilarious to look around. Several whale sized men came in, got on the cattle scale to prove they are over 350lbs, and ate for free. You also forgot to mention the guy that was originally their spokesman also died of a heart attack in his 30s. I got spanked by a nurse because I couldn't finish the nasty burger. In front of their biggest window, on the Vegas strip, where a bunch of tourists are gathered outside with cameras...
There is one in San Francisco, too. Also, I'm sure one in Vegas and another in LA somewhere, maybe at, or near, Universal Studios? They are kind of like Hard Rock Cafes-- mediocre food, semi-cool merch.
Yeah, Chicago had one. It just closed. Truthfully, the food used to be good -- then it was bought out by the people who run Bubba Gump Shrimp. Been bad since then, getting worse and worse.
there was one of those in palisades park mall in NY, not sure if its still there. theres another canadian themed restaurant called bugaboo creek, its basically the same except instead of tropical puppets on the walls its beavers and moose and talking christmas trees...shit like that.
"Buzzard Billy's" is a local (Lincoln NE) place my friend celebrates her birthday every year. Is most cajun style food, which is to say lots of meat and spice, with armadillos and alligators all over... stuffed, not live. There's also a large collection of 1950's movie posters, each table has classic TV baseball cards set under glass, and there's a model train that goes around the room near the ceiling. Friend celebrates by getting 'Banana's Foster.' They brings a little cart out to your table and make it right there. Sliced bananas in a skillet with butter and brown sugar, broiled to caramel, the a shot of rum tossed on top, the whole thing set on fire, then sprinkled with cinnamon before being poured over icecream. It's quite the show, and quite tasty. I personally like the 'Armadillo Eggs'; chopped chicken breast with diced jalapenos, wrapped in bacon and deep fat fried, served with ranch dressing. facebook.com/buzzardbillyslincoln/photos/10156955973446525
I believe this is a hint from Danny and Sam for Simon to feed them better food. Their daily basement rations of spam, moldy bread and dog treats are starting to make them sick.
Sandy Barnes....Is Sandy your name, if so your the second male other than myself that I’ve met (if you can call it that) with that name. I don’t know how it worked out for you but when I was younger girls could tell there boyfriends and husbands they were going to Sandy’s house and they would say okay have fun and fun we did have.
We also have one bar-restaurant speakeasy theme like a NY subway and every meal is named after subways stops. It’s called “uptown” in Buenos Aires Argentina. And you enter through an abandoned subway train. It’s SO GOOD !!
Shortly after Heart Attack Grill first opened, it was featured on a then-popular Food Network show called "Unwrapped". When asked about the potential health consequences of the food, the owner pointed out that there was a real hospital less than a block away. Unfortunately, that didn't save either of the patrons who actually had heart attacks while dining there.
In Memphis when I was a kid, there was a posh restaurant called "Victoria Station" and it was shaped like a train car, and elevated. I only got to go their once, but I always screamed to go back, just because I thought it was cool. My all time fave was The Luau, a Polynesian themed restaurant, where we went for my birthday once, and it was awesome because I got to sit in the Peacock chair and ate seafood Newburg. I admit, I love the idea of themed restaurants, but rarely expect them to have good food lol. Scientifically, they probably put the guest in a better mood, increase their joy, so that the quality of food/service is less important, at least to first timers. In any case, I love them, and wish The Gobbler restaurant hadn't closed decades before I heard of it - it looked legendary.
Heart Attack Grill was located in my neighborhood in chandler arizona, a suburb of phoenix. They closed in 2011, and the only location is now in Las Vegas. The original location was previously a burger king, so they had ripped out the playground and parked an ambulance in its place. It is now a Filiberto’s, home of the famous Carne Esada Fries!!
Get yourself some Ground News!!! check.ground.news/BusinessBlaze
Enron is gonna sue you for using their logo.... Oh wait nevermind 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
any "fact checker" like that is extremely biased, and often extremely left wing biased.
So anything they call "factual" is almost certainly far left propaganda.
@@jwenting Business Blaze will come right out call themselves liars. So I trust them the most....
@@jwenting or maybe you access soo much far right information that any fact check looks left
Nice Shirt Simon, where can i get IT in black?
If business blaze had a themed restaurant it would be equipped with ETA's at every table, the menus would have long Memoirs from Danny's life for everything on it, there would be weekly Cocaine specials, and the waiter has no clue what is on on the the menu.
Nice ☺️
This should be top comment.
And don’t forget that the menu items would have unpronounceable names! And waiters would have to do the “Ba Da Boom Boom Tssscchhhhh” anytime a customer made a pun or a double entendre 😂
OMG....brilliant!!!
And everything is available....allegedly
Simon, can we get a video on idiot smugglers? If I'm remembering correctly I think there was at least one guy that tried to hide tiger cubs in his checked luggage. There has to be more. Also a great opportunity for a Zebra Mask cameo.
"You want a kinky Zebra sex mask? I've got a kinky zebra sex mask" - Simon Whistler
Sounds like a great topic
On board with that one
yes
@@brainblaze6526 they found a catapult not long ago that was used the launch drugs over the border.
"Satisfaction not Guaranteed" - new T-shirt slogan maybe? Sounds cool!
I second this motion.
No, that's the phrase every frat boy should have to utter when on a date.
coming soon
I'd buy that. Maybe in more colors than black and white?
@@brainblaze6526 BUH DUH BOOM BOOM TSCH
"I should read these ahead because it would make for higher quality content"
I'm not here for quality content, I came to see the boy with the blaze getting utterly lost and confused during his own videos while appreciating Danny's comedic genius.
well said....
agree....
what he said
So much agree
Can we get "100% satisfaction not guaranteed" shirts?
Or a "Cigarettes 100% vegan" shirt? Fricken luv this shite, perfectly matches my drinking 'apple juice' labelled cider
yes
I'm actually downloading this app. 60% because I want to support Simon, 40% because this actually seems like a good idea for an app.
Legend. Thank you!
"The basement boi" 😂 I hope that's not the first time i have noticed that
Poor Danny, being demoted. Or is it a promotion? I’m confused...
@Eddie Hitler just going to ask. how coked out were you when you wrote this
@Eddie Hitler allegedly
@Eddie Hitler my friend I'd like to offer you a book deal
I remember the candy cigarettes when I was a kid - some of them were wrapped in paper like a cigarette and the candy inside was dusted with icing sugar - if you put the candy up to your mouth and blew the icing sugar would come out like a puff of smoke . . . very authentic . . . those were the salad days when you were _allowed_ to have a peanut butter and jam sandwich at school . . .
I just saw my 10yo nephew puffing on a candy cigarette yesterday... stopped me in my tracks "where'd you get that I thought they stopped making them years ago" so apparently they are still available.
@@jim7498 they are.
There are ALOT of candy stores that sell retro candy and have seen those there
@rictus grin, I remember those, except they weren't candy when I was a kid, they were gum. Came in a small packet of ten chewing gum cigarettes complete with the powdered sugar "smoke". They-the gum- tasted awful but they were fun....
And we ate peanut butter with bananas as desert in school.
Long time ago 😌
@@jim7498 I've seen them sold as candy sticks no more "cigarettes"
“It closed after 8 months of doing its business.”
That flew right over Simon’s head. 😂
BA DA BUM BUM TSHSHHSHSHSSH
Better late than never.
@@brainblaze6526 A blazer is never late, he blazes exactly when he means too
Omg I love how u use a reffreneces Simon will definitely never gets 🤣
Is it weird that hearing Simon say, "Daddy chill," sent chills up my spine?
Yes
Quite unpleasant, yes.
@@XDarkGreyX No, I liked it.
No, it's completely natural. Just let it happen
Gaaaay
In Vancouver BC there is a bistro that is set off of Alice in Wonderland’s Mad Hatter scene. The cups and cakes and etc are all crazy, the decore is as you’d expect with huge mushroom and caterpillar, crazy colours etc. It’s actually pretty cool to have a special tea there
There is a cruise ship that has an Alice in Wonderland themed restaurant, too. They serve the "new modern" cuisine, sometimes mistakenly called "molecular gastronomy." The Endless Adventure channel here on UA-cam (and a handful of other travel channels) were invited on the ship's inaugural cruise. They had an absolute blast, both at the restaurant AND doing all the fun things on that ship. It looked like a TON of fun!
But according to the Hatter,you cannot be seated.(So Alice tells us😸)
@@chrisknee8736 You can, you just have to "CHANGE PLACES!"
That sounds amazing!
This channel has a habit of posting videos perfectly timed to my lunch breaks at work. This makes my time at work happier.
This is approved of.
The prison restaurant is missing out by not selling candy cigarettes that prisoner-patrons can exchange.
NYC used to have a ninja village themed restaurant that was a lot of fun. The ninja residents of the village tried to scare you when you least expect it. Unfortunately it closed in March, they lost their lease. When it comes to themed restaurants, NYC is king
Yeah but I keep hearing a good number of NYC restaurants and bars have closed down for good because of the pandemic lockdowns?
I highly doubt it's king. Ever been to Japan? All the weird f'd up stuff you can't even imagine exists there, for some reason unknown to me. I know several Japanese people and they are all so square they are boring enough to compete and win in boringness as conversation partners versus silently watching paint dry. Except one girl who had really kooky fun humor - in retrospect I should have married her, but her being the GF of my cousin made me less enthusiastic.
Oh damn that was real? I just thought that was in an episode of the Venture Brothers 😂
@@gerfmon1 They closed becuase the landlords refused to give a deal on the absolutely insane rents that were being demanded... the lockdown was just the final nail in the coffin
@@gerfmon1 yup welcome to the new fucking great depression
As of today, I have watched all the business blaze episodes out so far! It’s great to listen to these while working, though sometimes it slows me down because I’m laughing at the absolute chaos of Simon’s apparent ADHD
I had to give that up as I was literally falling off the chair gripping my belly from laughter with tears running down my face, and thus got zero work done. He goes from calm businesslike to screaming lunatic in a nanosecond and then we have the jokes, sarcasm and memes...
Contagious ADHD
In Atlanta we had a fondu restaurant that had a Pirate Ship inside with live crocodiles and live jazz music. Lasted for 43 years. RIP Dante's Down the Hatch
Oh my word, I would have LOVED to go there - would have made trip from NC! Can't remember if route to Atlanta would've involved a stop at South of the Border for fireworks & Blenheim's ginger ale, but that would be a bonus. Now there's a thought for a blaze - bizarro & out of tune roadside tourist traps! Could include Wall Drug, too - though Wall Drug doesn't have all the lazy Pedro issues
I feel like the whole "live crocodiles" in a restaurant thing was skipped over
Went there a few years before they closed down. Was an interesting place with lots of celebrity history.
Hey Simon! I know I've tweeted at Danny but seeing as he's trapped in the basement, I figured I should tell you that you should have him write a script about Simon Semple and his wonderful business of selling paint to literally anyone other than his enemy
They usually do episodes of stories that are a bit less known, I think everyone already knows that story and although I agree it's hilarious, I doubt he'll talk about that extensively.
@@sonjapersch6074 I didn't know about it until recently
Please! This is my favorite tale of vengeance!
What's the story?
@@lowleypeasentmr.l8836 that's why they need to make a video
I feel like Simon is blazed every time he's making these videos they're just so good
It’s the cocaine...allegedly.
Being "blazed" really means something else, here in California.
No daddy never chill
....this the highlight of my day when it comes up
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT
The funniest thing in this episode is that a bottle of Heineken in Manhattan would ever be $4
Simon: What? Are you smoking crack?
Anyone: You ought to know.
"Worlds most ridiculous restraunt"
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Simon: IVE BEEN THEREEE
Host: Blaze boi
Writer: Basement boi
What a team
Everyone forgets about Sam😓
Nah, I refer to Simon as, Monkey Fluffer Cabin Boy
Meme man remember
My bad for forgetting Sam the meme man
I thought It was basement Bois
Simon can't tell me what to do, when he tells me to smash the dislike button, I gently push the updoot. Take that Simon!
legend
Rebel!
The stock exchanged based drinks pricing is what my student union would do a couple of times a year. I'm sure it was more a way to clear out old stock tha. It was a lesson for the MBA streams to learn about supply and demand.
I live in Austria if there was any yodelling in any restaurant I'd run away 😂🇦🇹
I was in Trento (Trient) and there was a Viennese cafe, 10/10 would go again but then again Vienna isn't sooo far away
Yes I agree. As Bavarian who lived in Austria for a while if there's any jodeling going on I'm going to be immediatly vacating the vicinity and never coming back.
@@Abraxium åq
I'd start punching people.
@@christophermerlot3366 you could just not go there 😂
Simon, if you like competitive drinking there is a bar in Prague where you pour your own beer at the table and there is a screen which shows the number of beers poured by each table in the bar and globally among the other bars in the world. The more you drink the more it becomes a matter of honour. Very unhealthy, very fun. Would recommend!
I have been many times.
Merch idea: Business Blazer.
Thought of that while sitting on the toilet.
Where all the best ideas come from.
Just noticed-
"Writer: Basement Boi"
Danny has legally been renamed.
It was complicated, but we finally got the paperwork through.
Love this channel!!! 💘 It is strange though now to watch the other channels, which i do enjoy, where you are so calm and professional. Lol
I commented earlier on this video, but I also came to the realization that it would be AMAZING if Simon went over some of the insane shit Pablo Escobar did. Plus, THINK OF ALL THE COCAINE!!!!
Jails serve meals on plastic trays now. That way, when an inmate decides to use one as a weapon, they can't do as much damage.
Won't a plastic tray break into sharp bits?
@@andrewsuryali8540 Nah. They're the same as hospital meal trays, so they bend instead of breaking. If you really need a weapon that will break into something sharp in jail, just use a broomstick. If you break it off just right, you have a spear. One could also pull a mop ringer out of its bucket by the handle and crush someone's skull or throw the other guy over the railing on the second tier of cells. If you really want to kill someone in jail, it's doable.
"How? Why? What?" 2020 in a nutshell.
Simon your channel has given me a new hobby. Since March I have been designing engines and listening to your channels for about 30 hours a week. But this absolute clusterfuck of a channel is my favourite one
Ahh, Blaze while I'm blazed👌 have a good weekend y'all~
You too.
legend
SIMON SAYING "DADDY CHILL" IS THE MOMENT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
Candy cigarettes were legal when I was a kid. I thought them pretty tasteless - crunchy sugar and not much else.
Tasted like chalk that was doing its best impression of icing sugar.
McDonald's in Taupō, New Zealand, has a DC-3 as part of the restaurant (ranked coolest McDonald's in the world). You can explore and even eat your food in it.
That's amazing.
After this vid I'm going back to other BB vids because I just noticed the "basement boi" and "blaze boi." Keep up the awesome content guys 🍻
I've watched every blaze and some of the OG jokes even go over my head.
Same
Dear Simon, brilliant as always. Don't ever read the script before The Blaze. -Sincerely Black Majik
In this video we were served up a set of gimmick restaurants that would both fascinate and horrify, leaving something for everyone. A fine blend of memes, how not to theme a culinary service, and great writing from Basement Boi, wonderfully presented by Blaze Boi, all brought together by our Memeologist. On factoring length, topic, editing, inside jokes, satisfaction and merch plugs: 7 out of 10 Blaze.
4am no sleep only blaze
@Kristy Kelly Gesundheit
@Kristy Kelly even though I recognize that I'm reading this on a public social media platform, I still can't help but feel like I'm interrupting something here. That was really foreign feeling and it was interesting; so thanks for that 😂😂
@Kristy Kelly yeah anything but Geelong.....the nerve of that guy....kuz of that one thing that happened that one time
@Kristy Kelly god and dont even get me started on Richmond. It's about time someone took that team down a peg.
@@XDarkGreyX yeah the, "am I missing something?" comment doesnt do that masterpiece justice. It's on a new level of confusing. I don't even want to understand it, I'm more fascinated with the image I get from not knowing; I feel like getting context would ruin the mysticism.
6:10 - Chapter 0 - Toilet restaurant
9:20 - Chapter 1 - Devil island prison restaurant
11:15 - Chapter 2 - The exchange bar & grill
14:20 - Chapter 3 - Heart attack grill
17:35 - Chapter 4 - Cabbages & condoms
19:55 - Chapter 5 - New lucky restaurant
No lie this is one of my favorite channels that I accidentally stumbled across..... Allegedly.
Legend.
Allegedly.
This entire time I thought u have been saying "smash that dislike butter"... Then I saw ur mugs...
Sam delivered today on memes xD
Nathan for You and Business Blaze combined. Amazing. (it was frozen yogurt though)
So when will we get the admittance that blaze is just how (seemingly) friendly lex luthor is building his slave army chained to radiators
Admit it Danny is not the only one, free the memester
This is correct.
I've always wanted to check out Medieval Times and I also just recently heard of another restaurant that's supposed to be pretty similar to Medieval Times just with a different theme. It's called Pirates Dinner Adventure
"I should read this in advance"
I would like an actual tally of how many times he has said this.
The fact that Simon has also watched Nathan for you makes me so happy, I love that show 😂😂
So good.
There is a seafood restaurant in Japan where all the tables are situated around a giant tank. There's a fake pirate ship in the middle with more tables. All the decor was marine themed, nets, anchors, etc.
Everyone gets a rod and you get to catch your own fish. There are several different species.
The problem is the fish are so overfed they don't actually go for the bait and the only way to catch them is to foul hook them.
It's truely insane but hilarious.
this is insane.
I've installed Ground News and it is brilliant! Like it a lot and will be subscribing. Cheers Simon
I'm still trying to figure out where Simon's illusions about restaurant pricing in America comes from..
When I was a kid in the 70's we had a weird theme restaurant. Called the 94 Aero squadron it was basically a WW-I flight headquarters
based in a replica of a French Chateau. It was actually quite cool, with a guard post out front, machine guns, sand bags and several full scale WW-I replica figther planes in its yard (including both a Sopwith Camel and a Fokker Triplane). The place actually had good food but it eventually closed in the late 1990s. Strangely, the place reopened in 2012 but this time themed as a somewhat toned down WW-II fighter squadron (with a P-47 and P-51 out front). Apparently its food is still rated very highly (4.9 out of 5 stars).
The best channel I've ever seen
Oh wait there's more 😎😎
Praise the blaze 🙌
Start watching videos from the begining its like watching a glorious train wreck in slow motion.
He has like 10 or so others you might enjoy
You are an absolute legend!
Allegedly.
that app actually seems kinda interesting. something to help sort through the BS .. like the blaze ( the news source, not the channel)
Yeah checking it out
Was looking for a news app
It's better than Newsvoice, in my opinion.
"News source"
@@Ciborium all are partisan outlets. two sides of the same coin.
Congrats, Simon. You are officially the first person on UA-cam to successfully entice me to a sponsored product that I downloaded, and will actually likely use.
Very nice. Thank you.
I actually would NEVER buy sponsored products. I always fast forward and if it’s going on forever I’ll just skip the whole video...
Folks did have picnics in cemeteries through out history and some cultures still do.
Well if your relative is busy being dead, they can't come on the picnic. You have to bring the picnic to THEM.
Muslims in some South and Southeast Asian cultures actually have to visit their parents' graves once a year to clean them up and would usually have to stay there past lunchtime, so they would just pack lunch and have a picnic there. In Indonesia there was a famous TV episode back in the '90s in which such a family had to go to a golf course because it was built over their family graves. So they just sat down there and had a picnic while all the upper-class golfers stared at them incredulously.
@@andrewsuryali8540 That makes a lot of sense actually, thanks!
I really enjoy your channels I watch them nearly everyday while doing the dishes . I think you should do a video on Hervè Falciani great Swiss bank heist and conspiracy. I believe you and Danny will enjoy it
Damn I was almost the first comment. Btw Simon I don’t know what it is but you have some of the most rewatch able videos on UA-cam. Also some of the easiest to sleep through
Probably his dark background, low volume and soothing voice.
100% 🤔😯😴
In years to come well recite Business Blaze scripts like we do episodes of Faulty Towers.
Thanks! :)
I worked in restaurants for 10 years and I’ve never brought a tab that had extra stuff added to it. There is a sales tax but I gave up complaining about that a long time ago. There is the potential to add gratuity to a bill, but you have to be made aware of it and you can refute it if you want. If you are ever surprised by something like that please don’t consider it tacky to speak to a manager about it because that server is trying to pull the wool over your eyes and is a horrible representation of the industry. Some states have a mixed beverage tax but it’s nothing outrageous.
Yo.. a sponsor that I’m literally going to download and use. ALLEGEDLY
Legend. Thanks!
You know, I used to be an avid watcher of Today I Found Out. I remember when you first started promoting business blaze and I was all like, you know what, doesn’t sound like someone I would enjoy. I CAN’T GO BACK! This just is so much better. Makes Today I Found Out just a background memory (jk I still watch sometimes, but I watch here more now)
Simon. Make a “Basement Squad” t-shirt... pls Simon
I went to a cat cafe on vacation last year down in Savannah, GA. It was kept nicely clean, no smells. They had a room where you could eat and watch cats through the window, or a room where you could go in and see the kitties. The cats they had were all shelter cats who were up for adoption. Most were really friendly and wanted to play, there were a couple older ones who were more interested in watching a bird feeder they had outside the window, but the comical noises the cats made was worth it. My friend I was with said if she had lived closer the little one who kept climbing onto her lap would have gone home with her. Part of the money they made there was donated to the animal shelter they were paired up with, and they also had a program with the local college that for a flat price (rather than the hourly visit a cat price) you could study for your final in the cat room, I think it included like up to 3 beverages (coffee, tea, ext).
Chattanooga has a really nice cat cafe too, no smells the litter room is closed off with little mailbox doors for the cats to enter through. Free drinks with option to buy beer, typical coffee shop fare like cakes and the like. Same deal with donations going to the partnered shelter. So many sweet and calm kitties.
It’s as if you know when I wake up to post a new video!... wait am I in your basement as well?... hello? Help
No, it's just me Sam and ETA down here
Help? Ok. ...sends you a few of Simon's other channels...
SILENCE
@@brainblaze6526 sorry master Simon I will not speak out
Business Blaze- it's like a sitcom but you do the laughing track yourself
Waiting for the day when UA-cam labels these videos “for kids”
I genuinely enjoy this app lol. Finally, a sponsor I can use myself lmao.
I really enjoy this channel. Good form Simon. Excellent scripts Danny and such top quality memes Sam 😃
Hey guys. Hope you're well. I'll get you that sweet sweet watchtime when I sober up
I just LOVE the grave site restaurant!
My grandma used to take my mom and her brother (my Uncle) out to the graveyards for picnics, when they were little. Weird? Not really - it was just a really quiet place, away from the noisy kids on play sets. Also they'd be giving a grave some company (if that makes sense) !
How often do graves have visitors - even if it's a stranger? In the end, I just hope I'm not tucked away in a lonely plot... forgotten... alone
meinkampf-news should be some guy`s blog about his life as a struggeling vegan or something
In the US we have restaurants themed around hell. They're called Chuck E Cheese.
I suppose that's why they filed for chapter 11
I'm not sure if the condom restaurant being in the city with the highest rate of STI's per square mile on the planet is fitting or ironic.
Meechai Ruchuphan ( มีชัย ฤชุพันธุ์ ) is a serious politician with a wicked sense of humor. His condom themed restaurant was part of an effort to shed light on the problem of STDs and to remove or diminish the stigmas against use of that cheap and effective prevention.
@@jonrolfson1686 Guess that would push it towards "fitting" if the purpose was to shed light on the problem. (Which I kinda figured it was)
YES, THIS WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER, THANK YOU SIMON!
A friend of mine went to a toilet restaurant in Taiwan, the pictures were hilarious.
Simon, what happened to the contest to win all the Business Blaze scripts? I’m very interested in obtaining this history-making literature, maybe even compiling them into a book for all the Business Blaze fans to purchase. Smash that like button if you think this is a good idea.
Been to the heart attack, it was pretty fun although maybe that's because I was already drunk. The food was terrible but the shots were big and cheap and it was generally hilarious to look around. Several whale sized men came in, got on the cattle scale to prove they are over 350lbs, and ate for free. You also forgot to mention the guy that was originally their spokesman also died of a heart attack in his 30s.
I got spanked by a nurse because I couldn't finish the nasty burger. In front of their biggest window, on the Vegas strip, where a bunch of tourists are gathered outside with cameras...
Rain Forrest Cafe. Mall of America. Terible food. Terrible idea. And yet it still exists
There is one in San Francisco, too. Also, I'm sure one in Vegas and another in LA somewhere, maybe at, or near, Universal Studios? They are kind of like Hard Rock Cafes-- mediocre food, semi-cool merch.
Yeah, Chicago had one. It just closed. Truthfully, the food used to be good -- then it was bought out by the people who run Bubba Gump Shrimp. Been bad since then, getting worse and worse.
there was one of those in palisades park mall in NY, not sure if its still there. theres another canadian themed restaurant called bugaboo creek, its basically the same except instead of tropical puppets on the walls its beavers and moose and talking christmas trees...shit like that.
"Buzzard Billy's" is a local (Lincoln NE) place my friend celebrates her birthday every year. Is most cajun style food, which is to say lots of meat and spice, with armadillos and alligators all over... stuffed, not live. There's also a large collection of 1950's movie posters, each table has classic TV baseball cards set under glass, and there's a model train that goes around the room near the ceiling.
Friend celebrates by getting 'Banana's Foster.' They brings a little cart out to your table and make it right there. Sliced bananas in a skillet with butter and brown sugar, broiled to caramel, the a shot of rum tossed on top, the whole thing set on fire, then sprinkled with cinnamon before being poured over icecream. It's quite the show, and quite tasty.
I personally like the 'Armadillo Eggs'; chopped chicken breast with diced jalapenos, wrapped in bacon and deep fat fried, served with ranch dressing.
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I believe this is a hint from Danny and Sam for Simon to feed them better food. Their daily basement rations of spam, moldy bread and dog treats are starting to make them sick.
Don't forget the squeeze cheeze 😆
I don't like Spam!!!!
Sandy Barnes....Is Sandy your name, if so your the second male other than myself that I’ve met (if you can call it that) with that name. I don’t know how it worked out for you but when I was younger girls could tell there boyfriends and husbands they were going to Sandy’s house and they would say okay have fun and fun we did have.
@@Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr. It's a nickname. Shortened from Alexander
@Nolan Is Innocent sigh
We also have one bar-restaurant speakeasy theme like a NY subway and every meal is named after subways stops. It’s called “uptown” in Buenos Aires Argentina. And you enter through an abandoned subway train. It’s SO GOOD !!
Don't ever read these ahead of time ...allegedly
This channel is primordial chaos barely held together by the powers of cocaine and kidnapping.
You totally missed the Vegan strip club that was in Portland OR.
16:43 "V Sauce, Michael here!", which is particularly funny when you've previously described yourself as "not V Sauce".
Oh hey I'm VERY early. Earlier than the notification! So early I'm 2nd after Simon
I just saw this video and it said it was published 34 seconds ago and somehow you posted your comment before the video was posted. You legend.
@@greysonstrachan8395 the pinned comment is from freaking YESTERDAY
Y'all really don't understand how UA-cam works, huh?🤔
@@TeamLegacyFTW we do. The vid was unlisted and Simon pinned a comment during that time
@@ariaangela3455 👌
Shortly after Heart Attack Grill first opened, it was featured on a then-popular Food Network show called "Unwrapped". When asked about the potential health consequences of the food, the owner pointed out that there was a real hospital less than a block away.
Unfortunately, that didn't save either of the patrons who actually had heart attacks while dining there.
Poopoo platter anyone?
Lmaoooooo.
The Heart Attack Grill is fantastic, always go when I'm in Sin City. Last time I was there I brought my mom, she got spanked by a dwarf nurse
Video uploaded 7 mins ago, Instantly smashed that dislike button before watching!
#CancelSimon
Yep #metoo
I'm here for the Blaze, and I stay for the craic ❄❄❄❄😤
In Memphis when I was a kid, there was a posh restaurant called "Victoria Station" and it was shaped like a train car, and elevated. I only got to go their once, but I always screamed to go back, just because I thought it was cool. My all time fave was The Luau, a Polynesian themed restaurant, where we went for my birthday once, and it was awesome because I got to sit in the Peacock chair and ate seafood Newburg. I admit, I love the idea of themed restaurants, but rarely expect them to have good food lol. Scientifically, they probably put the guest in a better mood, increase their joy, so that the quality of food/service is less important, at least to first timers. In any case, I love them, and wish The Gobbler restaurant hadn't closed decades before I heard of it - it looked legendary.
Lets not forget the best merch Simon, the stickers. The stickers are the only merch you need.
Heart Attack Grill was located in my neighborhood in chandler arizona, a suburb of phoenix.
They closed in 2011, and the only location is now in Las Vegas.
The original location was previously a burger king, so they had ripped out the playground and parked an ambulance in its place.
It is now a Filiberto’s, home of the famous Carne Esada Fries!!
I got the coffee cup version of your shirt today! Excited to use it. Still waiting for the sticker to put on my laptop.
Lol this has to be the most Simon cursing in a single BB episode
Simon: "I don't like themed restaurants"
Also Simon: "Oh, a prison or hospital restaurant sounds like fun".