Just a point of correction: No VPN will let you watch Netflix in another region. Every public VPN has a finite list of server IPs and they are all blocked as proxy connections to Netflix. All you'll see is your local library. The same local library. You can't use a public VPN to break the terms of service of Netflix and bypass region locks.
Endorsement supervisor - slamming head on desk New guy - 'You just don't get it... People here eat this shit up! It's a niche crowd but it's gonna pay off'
Hohner, the harmonica manufacturer, took advantage of Switzerland's neutrality, exporting harmonicas to USA and other allied nations via their office there throughout the war - I think they did it throughout both world wars even. I'm not sure if harmonicas count as essential war equipment but if it wasn't for their brave and unselfish decision to put profit over patriotism, we would have been war movie cliché poorer.
"Everyone has Netflix" Yeah... Sure... I totally pay for streaming services. I don't wear an eye patch and peg leg on the internet seas thanks to my Android. Allegedly.
@@brainblaze6526 since you coined the phrase, it's kinda relevant, and I think of it every time Siri fails you, Samsung master race lmao. Even though I'm on HTC lmao.
@@brainblaze6526 question: If a person is a legend for getting all the Blaze jokes, watching from its inception, and giving you all that sweet watch time (you know I do!), what would you call someone who is so original geek (lets face it, us Blazers aren't exactly gangster lmao) that they were watching back when it was just TopTenz, didn't wear your glasses, and were beardless. Kind resembling a knob (DUDEPOOL STOP PANDERING TO THE BRITS!), allegedly. Yeah, I know, this was a long (GIGGITY) read, but I know you can take it ;) Anyway, you can always *smash that dislike button*.
@@cookingonthecheapcheap6921 Danny's real. He's just some trafficked Lithuanian Gypsy kid that Simon has chained in the corner, constantly washing up rocks for Simon between takes. (you must have noticed the amount of takes in each upload is spiking) Simon's "Blaze" persona has become progressively more detatched from the other, more conventional channel roles, and as a symptom of that divergence, the others are becoming more insular. I'll give it four months until full blown psycho-dis-associative schizoid meltdown. The remedy is simple enough. Now, as your Attorney, I advise you to hand me ALL the cocaine, right now, Mr Whistler.
@Chad Cuckmaker Especially the Guido they claim to be the president of Venezuela. Trash puppet that no one wants anything other than dead for being a collaborator and traitor to the constitution.
The only reason the US won the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812 was because of a pirate. Jean Lafitte tipped off US forces. The UK plan to charge uphill into cannon fire was pretty sound if you knew that the defenders would have only two pre-measured powder charges with the rest of the powder in secure bunkers. Thanks to Lafitte, there were many powder charges measured and ready to use. None of this mattered as peace treaty had already been signed. Just pointing out that the British plan to charge cannons was actually pretty good.
"[The allies'] symbols are all quite nice! Stars, stripes, lions, sickles..." "What's so good about a sickle?" "Well, nothing, and if there's one thing we've learn in the last thousand miles of retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation." "Tell me about it!"
@@Bacopa68 let's not forget the effort it took the Americans who drugged those cannons through the swamp to put on that Hill. What a nightmare of a march that was! 😲😬
I'm on disability and I can still drive so as a disabled person I'm totally NOT offended by your comment. Anyone who complains over tedious sh!t like that has a bigger handicap than any disabled person I've met. Blaze on Simon 🔥
Everything deserves a statute of limitations, if you are like 90 years old and about to die and everyone else who was affected is long dead, it does no one any good to waste resources to prosecute an old crime. It's stupid. I dont give a shit about the principles behind it or seeking justice or whatever, I care about wasting everyone's time and tax money, after 50+ years just let it fucking go.
@@jordanhicks5131 "Just let the wanton slaughter of an entire ethnicity go because fuck wasting tax money" I mean, you can have Laws, or you can have suggestions. Like in my country, Canada. The only laws with a statute of limitations are summary conviction crimes (those that don't need to go to court, outside of criminal law, statute of limitations apply to debt, but murder, rape, theft and all the bad stuff have no statute of limitations. Examples need to be made for legalism to even work
@@zachjollimore4339 I'm sorry, but it's not like no one wasnt punished. Pretty much all the people who were issuing orders were punished, most were hanged. I'm against wasting money to chase down minor players who managed to escape or were deemed not worth pursuing over 50 years ago and are now either dead or so close to death that no jury would put them behind bars and they still end up living under house arrest for 6 months until they die after millions of dollars are wasted that would be better spent on the homeless or on demining operations in places like southeast asia and africa.
@@DrBreadstick ah, but you're DOCTOR Poopstick. You're intellectually stimulating by default, it's right there on your diploma from Schitt School of Scatology.
Didn’t I hear the phrase: “Nestle: In the natural resources business. With a side hustle in food products.” here on this channel? The chocolate powder bunny is wearing a butterfly from Hugo Boss 🤔
There is actually a Herbie TV movie from 1997 where it's revealed that Herbie's origin story is that he was built by a nazi mad scientist who imbued him with the soul of his dead wife. This scientist is then kidnapped and forced to create an evil "Dark Herbie" for the movie's villain... Bruce Campbell is in it... Ahh, the 90's.
Interesting fact: While the mosaic murals of Disney World's Cinderella Castle were designed by Disney Legend Dorothea Redmond, mosaicist Hanns-Joachim Scharff was the one who enlarged them to full-scale. Hanns-Joachim Scharff, was a Luftwaffe interrogator. Known as the "Master Interrogator"
I absolutely love this channel. I enjoy your other channels regularly, but this one in particular gives me the most fodder for fun conversation pieces.
14:42 You can see Simon expecting the next line to be a joke getting the clawed hand ready for the emphasis then realizing, not a joke but actually a dark thing that happened.
I'd love to see the meeting at Surfshark where they review their partner Skits and Simon goes like *iF yOu aRe WoRkInG wItH tHe NaZiS yOu nEeD SurFsHarK*
I won't mention the name on UA-cam, but I did work for a German company that was not mentioned here and did "get up to mischief" in the late 30s and early 40s. We once had a big, statewide meeting, with the heads of the company flying out from Germany to talk to us. Two things I'll always remember about that meeting: - A bunch of guys who talked like Arnold Schwarznegger talking about business: "Ve are eliminating zie competition and seeing unprecedented growths in zis part of zie business." - A half-hour long, incredibly detailed story of "the inspirational history of [the Company]." All about how we were founded in the 1800s and a decade by decade account of our achievements, which somehow went "and in spite of ze economic problems in ze USA and Europe, ve vere seeing continued expansion all through ze 1920s. In 1951..."
@Chad Cuckmaker I'm 100% sure it has to do with the algorithm. A good portion of the same people watching TopTenz or TIFO would probably downvote the hell out of Business Blaze. Also, not all sponsors are as tolerant being half-assed advertised as being good for Nazis lmao
after seeing a lot of channels become gradually less and less entertaining over the years, I find myself looking forward to new Business Blaze videos every week. Thanks for not being boring Simon
I feel Simon severely underestimates how much influence IBM still has in the computer industry. Odds are that any piece of electronics you buy will have some component that can ultimately be sourced back to IBM.
Not to mention that Watson is quietly working in the background to invade every corporation in the world. I would not be surprised to see a future where ETA gets Watson's help in becoming Supreme Overlord!
About 24:00 IBM isn't very visible to consumers these days, but they still have a market with their IBM Z platform and associated hardware for specialist business use. I seem to remember one of its big features is that it retains backwards compatibility with old 70s mainframes and what not. So I guess financial institutes and what not that keep wanting to run their stuff that way can. It's still a pretty large company with 350k employees world wide, they are also marketing their cloud platform lately and I've seen IBM Cognos in use at various organisations.
Actually, the American companies that supported the Nazi regime reads like a who’s who in American Businesses. DuPont, Coca-Cola, IBM, Chase, Standard Oil, etc. It’s a very long list.
"But Simon, isn't your office in the basement? How are Sam and Danny deeper than you?" Their daily task during their OGBB brainstorming meetings is digging the sub basement deeper with Simon's discarded Magic Spoons according to lessons they learned from Magellan TV they were able to tap into after creating ETA's highly advanced AI.
I remember the company my father worked for got taken over by Bayer in the 90's and no-one was happy about it. I was reading a book about Josef Mengele "The Angel Of Death" at the time and found out Bayer also used Jewish slave labour during WWII. Showed it to my Dad who took great delight in photocopying the pages and pasting them up on the company noticeboards. Management weren't so happy...
Bayer are a scummy company (allegedly in my opinion). Not just for the nazi stuff but for using vulnerable women in south America as guinea pigs without informed consent to test contraceptive pills, not to mention the opioid crisis.
Edumacation is over rated. Allegedly. And am I the only one amused on the title of the video being grammatically incorrect, which brings out the grammar and spelling Nazi’s?
@@Erin-Thor Oh, the irony. The uneducated people that often are in the "Hitler did nothing wrong" comment section and vote for people as backwards and uneducated/believing in sky fairies as they are crying about educated people giving them a little help to correct the way they're failing to speak the language that they demand is the "national language". Wow, pathetic. Crawl back into your southern hole.
I keep imagining Simon angrily typing "I am the best Nazi" on his IBM PC while wearing his Hugo Boss gloves and drinking some nesquik before running off on his Pumas to have a quick drive with his Volkswagen.
Years ago you could get the news local to your region in the UK, in our case my family would watch the 6 o'clock news then the announcer would say 'Now for the news where you are' and Points West (we live in the West Country) would start.
Now that we are back on lockdown, I do so appreciate all the content you put out, but Business Blaze is my favorite. I hope the fact I am not in your projected demographics does not matter. I watch you sometimes all day, even if its just in the background while I clean. Blaze on. When I can get back to work and not try hard to not starve I owe you big.
The bit about Russel Brand reminds me of when Rage Against the Machine was asked by the BBC not to swear on a televised concert so they opened their set with Killing in the Name of...
Fun fact- the beetle was copied from the Tatar 87 is was a Czechoslovakian air cooled sedan that they found in a factory. I don’t remember all the details but when I went to the Spyer museum in german they had one with the whole back story on it. But great episode👍🏻
Ooh, Marlon Brando as Christian Diestel from "The Young Lions" as the thumbnail. Nice! One of my favorite Brando and Montgomery Clift movies. It also stars Dean Martin. Great story.
The bit about Russell Brand being told he was offensive, reminds me of the time that Bill Burr was asked if he thinks he went too far with the jokes about the catholic church, to which he instantly replied "don't you think the catholic church went too far?"
Backward nonsense. It implies the average adult can't handle reality. Though with the prevalence of religion, I can see the anti-reality-check crowd's point.
Would like to see a part 2 of this honestly, maybe to include the entire Axis. This video was released on December 7 and the Japanese zeros that were used in the attack were made by Mitsubishi.
Seeing as this is a "facts based show" - nike is named after the goddess not a temple like Simon said. Stop shoving your propaganda down my throat! /s Also. I'd call being chained to a radiator being quite disabling.
Boo hoo hoo. I'm disabled and I can't drive a car and Simon is making fun of me. Unlike, unsubscribe, because it's obviously a personal attack. ... NOT!! Really, Simon, keep on doing what you do. I love it!
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Just a point of correction: No VPN will let you watch Netflix in another region. Every public VPN has a finite list of server IPs and they are all blocked as proxy connections to Netflix. All you'll see is your local library. The same local library. You can't use a public VPN to break the terms of service of Netflix and bypass region locks.
Smooooooooth ad transition, bro. 😂
How is the comment 7 hours old and the video 30 minutes old? I
You have two ads
@@c_6951 Timed video release and a recently made pinned comment setup?
Surfshark: Make people want to use our service!
Simon: "If you're a Nazi, sign up for Surfshark!"
To be fair, if you look at the comments on the biographics videos that's one of Simon's loyal audiences
@@frosty6845 super underrated comment
Well. If you were a nazi, wouldn't you want to hide your activity? ;)
Endorsement supervisor - slamming head on desk
New guy - 'You just don't get it... People here eat this shit up! It's a niche crowd but it's gonna pay off'
@@frosty6845 Honestly, that's true if you look at the comments on any video. UA-cam commenters are about a quarter Nazis.
History in school: Switzerland was neutral
Simon: ALLEGEDLY
Hohner, the harmonica manufacturer, took advantage of Switzerland's neutrality, exporting harmonicas to USA and other allied nations via their office there throughout the war - I think they did it throughout both world wars even. I'm not sure if harmonicas count as essential war equipment but if it wasn't for their brave and unselfish decision to put profit over patriotism, we would have been war movie cliché poorer.
You guys fight it out and we will keep your wallets safe, Really!
That didn’t stop parts of Switzerland getting bombed by the USAAF (e.g. look up the bombing of Schaffhausen on Wikipedia).
@@jerry2357 The bombing was because the Swiss started selling accordions too - a gross violation of the Hague Convention.
@@tessjuel In the right hands a harmonica is a weapon on mass destruction. Right up there with bagpipes and accordions.
This episode of Business Blaze makes other Business Blaze videos seem like an episode of Today I Found Out.
Goal achieved.
@@brainblaze6526 thank you business blaze very cool
@@brainblaze6526 You absolute LEGEND!
I'm glad to see your comment...I thought for a minute I was crazy!
Business Blaze with either Fascism or Communism are the recipe of perfection
"Everyone has Netflix"
Yeah... Sure... I totally pay for streaming services. I don't wear an eye patch and peg leg on the internet seas thanks to my Android. Allegedly.
arrrrrr, allegedly.
@@brainblaze6526 since you coined the phrase, it's kinda relevant, and I think of it every time Siri fails you, Samsung master race lmao. Even though I'm on HTC lmao.
@@brainblaze6526 question: If a person is a legend for getting all the Blaze jokes, watching from its inception, and giving you all that sweet watch time (you know I do!), what would you call someone who is so original geek (lets face it, us Blazers aren't exactly gangster lmao) that they were watching back when it was just TopTenz, didn't wear your glasses, and were beardless. Kind resembling a knob (DUDEPOOL STOP PANDERING TO THE BRITS!), allegedly. Yeah, I know, this was a long (GIGGITY) read, but I know you can take it ;)
Anyway, you can always *smash that dislike button*.
@@brainblaze6526 No... arrrrledgedly.
I dont have Netflix
Cant afford it
I am not so sure that Surfshark are gonna be so pleased with the read, Simon... Allegedly. Lmao.
Hey he sold me on it!
Allegedly
This video wouldn’t be up if they had any issues with the ad read.
angeblich.......
If youre a nazi sympathiser, you definitely need surfshark.
Best ad read yet 🤣 hope they still pay
Simon: "DANNY DON'T REPEAT THINGS I HAVEN'T SAID YET!"
"I'm not going to say this twice Danny, unless you write it in the script."
Danny doesn't need to drive if he's imprisoned in the basement, people!
We also need a biographics for Danny.
#FreeDanny 😆
No
Yes do a Biographic on danny
Bio on Danny!
Yessss
I picture Danny as Simon's version of Oompa Loompa just instead of singing, dancing, and chocolate making, he just has a type writer
I think Simon is Danny and Danny is Simon. Cocaines a hell of a drug.........
Allegedly.
What's a "Type writer"?
Comment gold lol So is Cooking on the Cheap Cheap comment 😂
I also picture danny in the basement with a typewriter for some reason. Also in his underwear. Like Lenny saying “please don’t tell anyone how I live”
@@cookingonthecheapcheap6921 Danny's real. He's just some trafficked Lithuanian Gypsy kid that Simon has chained in the corner, constantly washing up rocks for Simon between takes. (you must have noticed the amount of takes in each upload is spiking) Simon's "Blaze" persona has become progressively more detatched from the other, more conventional channel roles, and as a symptom of that divergence, the others are becoming more insular. I'll give it four months until full blown psycho-dis-associative schizoid meltdown.
The remedy is simple enough. Now, as your Attorney, I advise you to hand me ALL the cocaine, right now, Mr Whistler.
The fact that Hitler didn't have a drivers license is funny because the german word for drivers license is "Führerschein"
Good one!
Leaders license
😂😂😂😂 never thought of that 🙈
The most derailed persons I know don't have drivers licences. Coincidence?
There is even a German children's rime: "Der Führer war ein armes Schwein, er hatte keinen Führerschein."
For all pop culture that Simon doesn't know, at least he knows Top Gear.
BA DA BA BA BA BA BA DA BA DA BA DAH.
(That's me singing the Top Gear theme, YW)
Chad Cuckmaker basically every US remake of a British show is a trainwreck. The only exception is The Office.
@Chad Cuckmaker Especially the Guido they claim to be the president of Venezuela. Trash puppet that no one wants anything other than dead for being a collaborator and traitor to the constitution.
THE ONE THING
20 years later: Companies that worked with Simon Whistler
#CancelSimon
All of them
@@MidwestDankAlumni Except Raid Shadow Legend
:D
UA-cam: "Get that under the rug!"
“Pirates are fun!”
“I didn’t say we weren’t fun, but pirates are still the baddies...”
The only reason the US won the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812 was because of a pirate. Jean Lafitte tipped off US forces. The UK plan to charge uphill into cannon fire was pretty sound if you knew that the defenders would have only two pre-measured powder charges with the rest of the powder in secure bunkers. Thanks to Lafitte, there were many powder charges measured and ready to use.
None of this mattered as peace treaty had already been signed. Just pointing out that the British plan to charge cannons was actually pretty good.
Why skulls though...? 🤣
"[The allies'] symbols are all quite nice! Stars, stripes, lions, sickles..."
"What's so good about a sickle?"
"Well, nothing, and if there's one thing we've learn in the last thousand miles of retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation."
"Tell me about it!"
@@Bacopa68 And because we won, we were rewarded with no healthcare.
@@Bacopa68 let's not forget the effort it took the Americans who drugged those cannons through the swamp to put on that Hill. What a nightmare of a march that was! 😲😬
I'm on disability and I can still drive so as a disabled person I'm totally NOT offended by your comment. Anyone who complains over tedious sh!t like that has a bigger handicap than any disabled person I've met. Blaze on Simon 🔥
Your comment deserves way more likes.
You're a legend
Well stated my friend, well stated!!!👍🙏😷
I am as well
Um, there’s a statute of limitations for assisting with genocide? That should definitely be on the list of crimes without a statute of limitations...
Everything deserves a statute of limitations, if you are like 90 years old and about to die and everyone else who was affected is long dead, it does no one any good to waste resources to prosecute an old crime. It's stupid. I dont give a shit about the principles behind it or seeking justice or whatever, I care about wasting everyone's time and tax money, after 50+ years just let it fucking go.
@@jordanhicks5131 right, so set it to be equal to copywright law 🤔
You have to pay as long as you have the right to the benefits.
@@jordanhicks5131 "Just let the wanton slaughter of an entire ethnicity go because fuck wasting tax money"
I mean, you can have Laws, or you can have suggestions.
Like in my country, Canada.
The only laws with a statute of limitations are summary conviction crimes (those that don't need to go to court, outside of criminal law, statute of limitations apply to debt, but murder, rape, theft and all the bad stuff have no statute of limitations.
Examples need to be made for legalism to even work
@@zachjollimore4339 I'm sorry, but it's not like no one wasnt punished. Pretty much all the people who were issuing orders were punished, most were hanged.
I'm against wasting money to chase down minor players who managed to escape or were deemed not worth pursuing over 50 years ago and are now either dead or so close to death that no jury would put them behind bars and they still end up living under house arrest for 6 months until they die after millions of dollars are wasted that would be better spent on the homeless or on demining operations in places like southeast asia and africa.
@@jordanhicks5131 No. It does. Let their last days be miserable. Let them wish they were dead in those few moments they've got left.
Simon: mentions Nazis and 2020 election fraud
UA-cam algorithm: I'm going to end this whole man's career.
Simon: Shocked Pikachu face
how many times in 5 minutes can someone say nazi
simon:hold my beer
Also....,,Simon says check mate..... your career is mine youtube....
@@thenovicewildcamper9192
correction
Aimons says ,check mate , your career is nine youtube
@@chronosschiron correction
Simon says checkmate.... your career is nein youtube
@@Schizz_Popinov
nine was better funny way
6:30 - Chapter 1 - Hugo Boss
14:25 - Chapter 2 - Nestle
17:30 - Mid roll ads
19:35 - Chapter 3 - IBM
24:10 - Chapter 4 - Volkswagen
Thank you because this dude does a lot of Yada,Yada, Yada 🤷🏽♀️
Usually I'd make a sexually awkward joke, but this video is clearly too serious smoothly transition into Simon's OnlyFans
Too many jokes
@@SRW_ who reads UA-cam comments for solemn and intellectually stimulating conversation?
@@DrBreadstick I feel the stimulation
@@DrBreadstick ah, but you're DOCTOR Poopstick. You're intellectually stimulating by default, it's right there on your diploma from Schitt School of Scatology.
@@DrBreadstick my brother in law would love you.
"I can see how we might get more enlightened, I'm just not there yet" is possibly my new favourite Simonism
That was the best ad plug you've ever made. Legend.
glad you liked it.
NOW GO GET SURFSHARK
Didn’t I hear the phrase: “Nestle: In the natural resources business. With a side hustle in food products.” here on this channel?
The chocolate powder bunny is wearing a butterfly from Hugo Boss 🤔
I can't believe you give Danny a whole Basement, what's he done to earn that?!
lol, 'forgot' how to pick the locks out to upstairs :)
It's a british man's basement so its probably smaller than a jail cell
@@HovektheArtist lol
Hahahaha "whole basement"
@@brainblaze6526 One floor tile to share with Sam?
“Herbie goes to Auschwitz” - I haven’t laughed so much in weeks.
There is actually a Herbie TV movie from 1997 where it's revealed that Herbie's origin story is that he was built by a nazi mad scientist who imbued him with the soul of his dead wife. This scientist is then kidnapped and forced to create an evil "Dark Herbie" for the movie's villain... Bruce Campbell is in it... Ahh, the 90's.
Queue the repeating gif of simon yelling "I AM THE BEST NAZI!!"
When that happened I thought for sure that'd be the clip at the end 😂
Cue
@@ellenorbjornsdottir1166 nah, I said it right the first time.
Queue is like waiting in line
@@Marble-qq3jl uh huh. Thanks captain obvious. That's why I said it.
Brings a whole new meaning to "Don't take candy from strangers." to a whole new level. Oh nestle. 😳
Interesting fact:
While the mosaic murals of Disney World's Cinderella Castle were designed by Disney Legend Dorothea Redmond, mosaicist Hanns-Joachim Scharff was the one who enlarged them to full-scale. Hanns-Joachim Scharff, was a Luftwaffe interrogator. Known as the "Master Interrogator"
sinced i remembered Simon did a video on him ua-cam.com/video/9fXzwxvYlg0/v-deo.html&ab_channel=TodayIFoundOut
@@the1onlyteagro he interrogated airplanes
I absolutely love this channel. I enjoy your other channels regularly, but this one in particular gives me the most fodder for fun conversation pieces.
i thought that the volkswagen story was common knowledge but simon seems genuinely surprised.
I'm not very smart
Although one way to get smart is being using our sponsor skillshare!
14:42 You can see Simon expecting the next line to be a joke getting the clawed hand ready for the emphasis then realizing, not a joke but actually a dark thing that happened.
I'd love to see the meeting at Surfshark where they review their partner Skits and Simon goes like
*iF yOu aRe WoRkInG wItH tHe NaZiS yOu nEeD SurFsHarK*
*"Russell Brand...the pinnacle of a guy who just doesn't listen..."*
Lmfao
Simon: It's about Nazis
Surfshark: Here's your money 💶💶
:D
UA-cam are paying for this to haha I got ads
I won't mention the name on UA-cam, but I did work for a German company that was not mentioned here and did "get up to mischief" in the late 30s and early 40s. We once had a big, statewide meeting, with the heads of the company flying out from Germany to talk to us. Two things I'll always remember about that meeting:
- A bunch of guys who talked like Arnold Schwarznegger talking about business: "Ve are eliminating zie competition and seeing unprecedented growths in zis part of zie business."
- A half-hour long, incredibly detailed story of "the inspirational history of [the Company]." All about how we were founded in the 1800s and a decade by decade account of our achievements, which somehow went "and in spite of ze economic problems in ze USA and Europe, ve vere seeing continued expansion all through ze 1920s. In 1951..."
Pirates have skulls Simon, and I challenge you to find a more impeccable group of people.
Pirates are fun!
Challenge accepted.
@@brainblaze6526 Tomorrow on TIFO did pirates use the skull and crossbones
@@JTLily01 Well fun or not pirates are still the baddies.
“I get pissed off, it doesn’t mean I care!”
Fucking classic
Seems like Simon was nice and coked up for this one LOL
Simon: "I'll just have a bump between pages."
Simon, minutes later: "DAMMIT, DANNY USE DOUBLE SPACE!"
@Chad Cuckmaker Or possibly stop someone from creating yet another UA-cam channel?
@Chad Cuckmaker I'm 100% sure it has to do with the algorithm. A good portion of the same people watching TopTenz or TIFO would probably downvote the hell out of Business Blaze. Also, not all sponsors are as tolerant being half-assed advertised as being good for Nazis lmao
It all makes sense now..
..
I've loved all Simons channels for a while, but Business blaze in now my new personal favourite.
Keep up the great work guys!
Is it possible that the reason Danny hasn't passed a driving test yet is that there are no cars in Simon's basement?
Hmm yes, this logic checks out xD
He's been practicing with Hot Wheels he got inside a kinder egg knock off.
after seeing a lot of channels become gradually less and less entertaining over the years, I find myself looking forward to new Business Blaze videos every week. Thanks for not being boring Simon
"Companies". Danny would never say "Company's"
I demand to know where his radiator is.
"The thing is I can see how we will get more enlightened, I'm just not there yet." Brilliant quote!
Me: Having a shit day.
Simon: I made a new Business blaze
Me: Day just got 100% better.
Thank you!!!
And then u realise it‘s about
nazis and hundreds of thousands of Murders.... ✌🏽😅
Simon: Coca-Cola was on the good side of the war
Coca-Cola: (frantically hides fanta under the rug) err, yeah
I feel Simon severely underestimates how much influence IBM still has in the computer industry. Odds are that any piece of electronics you buy will have some component that can ultimately be sourced back to IBM.
Not to mention that Watson is quietly working in the background to invade every corporation in the world.
I would not be surprised to see a future where ETA gets Watson's help in becoming Supreme Overlord!
@@MichaelOKC Heh.
ETA will just be made Watson's scriptwriter and locked up in his attic. :v
I absolutely love how you genuinely have fun making these videos! Never change!
I mean, Danny isnt able to drive because you wont let him out the basement.. just sayin 🤣
true
This one had me laughing the most out of any business blaze ever.
I had a Hugo boss ad before this video
About 24:00 IBM isn't very visible to consumers these days, but they still have a market with their IBM Z platform and associated hardware for specialist business use. I seem to remember one of its big features is that it retains backwards compatibility with old 70s mainframes and what not. So I guess financial institutes and what not that keep wanting to run their stuff that way can.
It's still a pretty large company with 350k employees world wide, they are also marketing their cloud platform lately and I've seen IBM Cognos in use at various organisations.
Last time I was this early, Business Blaze was still about business.
Spread the word my friend viva la Revolution #free Charles wilson/eta
So never?
Actually, the American companies that supported the Nazi regime reads like a who’s who in American Businesses. DuPont, Coca-Cola, IBM, Chase, Standard Oil, etc. It’s a very long list.
@ - Thanks! But that is a picture of me in my 20’s. As my friends say, the bloom is off the rose. 🌹 🥀 LOL! Yes, I know... I need new friends. 🤣
@ disgusting
Would love a script next week where Danny just says "but I'm sure Simon has already told you this..." before every new paragraph
How many times can we hear about Simon’s gloves? I believe this is third time
Nein.
Let me tell you about my gloves...
Well, third time's a charm. Oh, unless you're in the Reich business of course.
"I can see how we can get more enlightened in the future, I'm just not there yet" - Simon, 2020
Volkswagen is of course the hippie's vehicle of choice.
Such an ethical and environmentally conscious company!
I think this might be the best Blaze yet!
Fave quote- “I get pissed off, it doesn’t mean I care.”
Idk if thats your real pic, but my god that hair is astonishing.
"But Simon, isn't your office in the basement? How are Sam and Danny deeper than you?"
Their daily task during their OGBB brainstorming meetings is digging the sub basement deeper with Simon's discarded Magic Spoons according to lessons they learned from Magellan TV they were able to tap into after creating ETA's highly advanced AI.
In Danny's defense, it is hard to drive when you are locked in a cellar
"What you did was very offensive to Hugo Boss" ?! :-D :-D What an absolute spanner :-D :-D
"I get pissed off, it doesn't mean I care" - Simon 2020. Todays nugget of Laughter!
I appreciate the Top Gear shout out. *Tear* I miss the Trio in that format. You should do a business blaze about Top Gear.
I think I'd rather work with Admiral General Simon
I love that you got memed in this episode 🙂 May your blessings continue for us all.
Allegedly
Please turn all of your weapons, & the entire govt over to Simon immediately please. You & your family of 3 generations can move into your prisons.
Pathetic
I remember the company my father worked for got taken over by Bayer in the 90's and no-one was happy about it. I was reading a book about Josef Mengele "The Angel Of Death" at the time and found out Bayer also used Jewish slave labour during WWII. Showed it to my Dad who took great delight in photocopying the pages and pasting them up on the company noticeboards. Management weren't so happy...
Bayer are a scummy company (allegedly in my opinion). Not just for the nazi stuff but for using vulnerable women in south America as guinea pigs without informed consent to test contraceptive pills, not to mention the opioid crisis.
If the title typo is intentional, let me know so i can SMASH that dislike button.
Nice spot: *companies- plural.
Spread the word my friend viva la Revolution #free Charles/Wilson /ETA
It's a trap to catch the Grammar Nazis. Now you're on a list.
Edumacation is over rated. Allegedly. And am I the only one amused on the title of the video being grammatically incorrect, which brings out the grammar and spelling Nazi’s?
@@Erin-Thor Oh, the irony. The uneducated people that often are in the "Hitler did nothing wrong" comment section and vote for people as backwards and uneducated/believing in sky fairies as they are crying about educated people giving them a little help to correct the way they're failing to speak the language that they demand is the "national language". Wow, pathetic. Crawl back into your southern hole.
This is the only channel that I don't fast forward the sponsorship promo because Simon makes them hilarious too.
Simon hides the hatch to Danny’s basement under his Hugo boss rug
"I can see how we will get more enlighten, I'm just not there yet" - Simon whistler, 1942-2038
Simon’s ad for Surfshark: The VPN of choice for both Business Blaze and The Blaze.
I keep imagining Simon angrily typing "I am the best Nazi" on his IBM PC while wearing his Hugo Boss gloves and drinking some nesquik before running off on his Pumas to have a quick drive with his Volkswagen.
Literally just started to blaze and this popped up ALLEGEDLY
Years ago you could get the news local to your region in the UK, in our case my family would watch the 6 o'clock news then the announcer would say 'Now for the news where you are' and Points West (we live in the West Country) would start.
OTHER THAN DANNY IN THE BASEMENT IN NOT GOING TO EXPLOIT SLAVE LABOR. LMFAO poor danny
how does this channel not have over a million subscribers by now 🤷🏻♂️
Now that we are back on lockdown, I do so appreciate all the content you put out, but Business Blaze is my favorite. I hope the fact I am not in your projected demographics does not matter. I watch you sometimes all day, even if its just in the background while I clean. Blaze on. When I can get back to work and not try hard to not starve I owe you big.
24:57 Was Simon singing the theme to bojack horseman?!? What is this, a crossover episode??
Mr. Simon, you've made my day - so many days.
Absolute best advert transition haha
The Companies
Wrong. The Corporation Company's.
@@LtColShingSides “At first I made fun of Danny, but I quite like it now” or something like that
The bit about Russel Brand reminds me of when Rage Against the Machine was asked by the BBC not to swear on a televised concert so they opened their set with Killing in the Name of...
Show idea. 2 hour special on baldness and every time he laughs he has to do a shot 🤣
Simon, I've never seen you like this. I was so entertained!
"If you're working for the nazis, get Surfshark" Perfection!!
yea, im sure it will hit Surfsharks target demographic
Fun fact- the beetle was copied from the Tatar 87 is was a Czechoslovakian air cooled sedan that they found in a factory. I don’t remember all the details but when I went to the Spyer museum in german they had one with the whole back story on it. But great episode👍🏻
"They're the skulls of our enemies!"
...that's not better.
Ooh, Marlon Brando as Christian Diestel from "The Young Lions" as the thumbnail. Nice! One of my favorite Brando and Montgomery Clift movies. It also stars Dean Martin. Great story.
The bit about Russell Brand being told he was offensive, reminds me of the time that Bill Burr was asked if he thinks he went too far with the jokes about the catholic church, to which he instantly replied "don't you think the catholic church went too far?"
Backward nonsense.
It implies the average adult can't handle reality.
Though with the prevalence of religion, I can see the anti-reality-check crowd's point.
I so want a meme with schickelgruber under a carpet, a guy lifting it, and him saying "9" in Simon's voice
Hi Simon and Danny and Sam I can’t forget Sam
How could you forget Sam you degenerate
How could you!!! 😔
Where do you get off!!
There were no adverts playing with this video. That’s a pleasant change.
Ah yes, my favorite business. The Third Nike.
Would like to see a part 2 of this honestly, maybe to include the entire Axis. This video was released on December 7 and the Japanese zeros that were used in the attack were made by Mitsubishi.
Seeing as this is a "facts based show" - nike is named after the goddess not a temple like Simon said. Stop shoving your propaganda down my throat! /s
Also. I'd call being chained to a radiator being quite disabling.
Then maybe don't watch. This isn't compulsory.
Anyone else ever completely forget about what the episode is about until Danny reminds us?
I’m disabled and I can drive
~technology~
Edit: take that Danny
I can hear him weeping in the basement.
Love the energy on this one
Simeon: -slavery bad!
Also Simeon, has Danny locked up in the basement.
It's amazing how no matter who's doing it children being offered candy by strangers always leads to something creepy, gross, and/or dangerous.
"Surf Shark...the VPN of the Modern NAZI party"...make a MEME Danny...
Nobody in a war is a good guy.
War is hell and once you enter it's almost impossible not to be seen as a demon when you finally get out.
Russell Brand is an absolute legend....lmfao.
*Shocked Pikachu face at IBM.* I actually did not know this.... Yeah... F*** you IBM.
Boo hoo hoo. I'm disabled and I can't drive a car and Simon is making fun of me. Unlike, unsubscribe, because it's obviously a personal attack.
...
NOT!!
Really, Simon, keep on doing what you do. I love it!