The Companies That Worked with the Nazis

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +89

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    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 роки тому +5

      Just a point of correction: No VPN will let you watch Netflix in another region. Every public VPN has a finite list of server IPs and they are all blocked as proxy connections to Netflix. All you'll see is your local library. The same local library. You can't use a public VPN to break the terms of service of Netflix and bypass region locks.

    • @DerptyDerptyDUM
      @DerptyDerptyDUM 3 роки тому +4

      Smooooooooth ad transition, bro. 😂

    • @c_6951
      @c_6951 3 роки тому +1

      How is the comment 7 hours old and the video 30 minutes old? I

    • @mannamedisaak3316
      @mannamedisaak3316 3 роки тому +2

      You have two ads

    • @kyushi5014
      @kyushi5014 3 роки тому

      @@c_6951 Timed video release and a recently made pinned comment setup?

  • @TheAmazingPaulrus
    @TheAmazingPaulrus 3 роки тому +492

    Surfshark: Make people want to use our service!
    Simon: "If you're a Nazi, sign up for Surfshark!"

    • @frosty6845
      @frosty6845 3 роки тому +60

      To be fair, if you look at the comments on the biographics videos that's one of Simon's loyal audiences

    • @mattjax1330
      @mattjax1330 3 роки тому +10

      @@frosty6845 super underrated comment

    • @E2O10
      @E2O10 3 роки тому +17

      Well. If you were a nazi, wouldn't you want to hide your activity? ;)

    • @insanospaz
      @insanospaz 3 роки тому +40

      Endorsement supervisor - slamming head on desk
      New guy - 'You just don't get it... People here eat this shit up! It's a niche crowd but it's gonna pay off'

    • @Demmrir
      @Demmrir 3 роки тому +29

      @@frosty6845 Honestly, that's true if you look at the comments on any video. UA-cam commenters are about a quarter Nazis.

  • @freddymaite
    @freddymaite 3 роки тому +282

    History in school: Switzerland was neutral
    Simon: ALLEGEDLY

    • @tessjuel
      @tessjuel 3 роки тому +14

      Hohner, the harmonica manufacturer, took advantage of Switzerland's neutrality, exporting harmonicas to USA and other allied nations via their office there throughout the war - I think they did it throughout both world wars even. I'm not sure if harmonicas count as essential war equipment but if it wasn't for their brave and unselfish decision to put profit over patriotism, we would have been war movie cliché poorer.

    • @TerryLawrence001
      @TerryLawrence001 3 роки тому +7

      You guys fight it out and we will keep your wallets safe, Really!

    • @jerry2357
      @jerry2357 3 роки тому +1

      That didn’t stop parts of Switzerland getting bombed by the USAAF (e.g. look up the bombing of Schaffhausen on Wikipedia).

    • @tessjuel
      @tessjuel 3 роки тому +3

      @@jerry2357 The bombing was because the Swiss started selling accordions too - a gross violation of the Hague Convention.

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 3 роки тому +1

      @@tessjuel In the right hands a harmonica is a weapon on mass destruction. Right up there with bagpipes and accordions.

  • @TheCorpsehatch
    @TheCorpsehatch 3 роки тому +487

    This episode of Business Blaze makes other Business Blaze videos seem like an episode of Today I Found Out.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +127

      Goal achieved.

    • @j3nnytool
      @j3nnytool 3 роки тому +13

      @@brainblaze6526 thank you business blaze very cool

    • @TheCorpsehatch
      @TheCorpsehatch 3 роки тому +12

      @@brainblaze6526 You absolute LEGEND!

    • @vickiewallace415
      @vickiewallace415 3 роки тому +3

      I'm glad to see your comment...I thought for a minute I was crazy!

    • @blackdrone4313
      @blackdrone4313 3 роки тому +5

      Business Blaze with either Fascism or Communism are the recipe of perfection

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 3 роки тому +160

    "Everyone has Netflix"
    Yeah... Sure... I totally pay for streaming services. I don't wear an eye patch and peg leg on the internet seas thanks to my Android. Allegedly.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +55

      arrrrrr, allegedly.

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 3 роки тому +1

      @@brainblaze6526 since you coined the phrase, it's kinda relevant, and I think of it every time Siri fails you, Samsung master race lmao. Even though I'm on HTC lmao.

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 3 роки тому +3

      @@brainblaze6526 question: If a person is a legend for getting all the Blaze jokes, watching from its inception, and giving you all that sweet watch time (you know I do!), what would you call someone who is so original geek (lets face it, us Blazers aren't exactly gangster lmao) that they were watching back when it was just TopTenz, didn't wear your glasses, and were beardless. Kind resembling a knob (DUDEPOOL STOP PANDERING TO THE BRITS!), allegedly. Yeah, I know, this was a long (GIGGITY) read, but I know you can take it ;)
      Anyway, you can always *smash that dislike button*.

    • @EyMannMachHin
      @EyMannMachHin 3 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526 No... arrrrledgedly.

    • @lindaarrington9397
      @lindaarrington9397 3 роки тому

      I dont have Netflix
      Cant afford it

  • @Netasuke
    @Netasuke 3 роки тому +409

    Danny doesn't need to drive if he's imprisoned in the basement, people!
    We also need a biographics for Danny.

  • @SplotchTheCatThing
    @SplotchTheCatThing 3 роки тому +63

    Simon: "DANNY DON'T REPEAT THINGS I HAVEN'T SAID YET!"
    "I'm not going to say this twice Danny, unless you write it in the script."

  • @ThatElfTorunn
    @ThatElfTorunn 3 роки тому +311

    I am not so sure that Surfshark are gonna be so pleased with the read, Simon... Allegedly. Lmao.

    • @mattjax1330
      @mattjax1330 3 роки тому +25

      Hey he sold me on it!

    • @mattjax1330
      @mattjax1330 3 роки тому +21

      Allegedly

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 роки тому +40

      This video wouldn’t be up if they had any issues with the ad read.

    • @paulk-r8537
      @paulk-r8537 3 роки тому +8

      angeblich.......

    • @MrStejefferies
      @MrStejefferies 3 роки тому +36

      If youre a nazi sympathiser, you definitely need surfshark.
      Best ad read yet 🤣 hope they still pay

  • @djdange01
    @djdange01 3 роки тому +99

    I picture Danny as Simon's version of Oompa Loompa just instead of singing, dancing, and chocolate making, he just has a type writer

    • @cookingonthecheapcheap6921
      @cookingonthecheapcheap6921 3 роки тому +8

      I think Simon is Danny and Danny is Simon. Cocaines a hell of a drug.........
      Allegedly.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +1

      What's a "Type writer"?

    • @joeyr7294
      @joeyr7294 3 роки тому +1

      Comment gold lol So is Cooking on the Cheap Cheap comment 😂

    • @BlueGeen
      @BlueGeen 3 роки тому +1

      I also picture danny in the basement with a typewriter for some reason. Also in his underwear. Like Lenny saying “please don’t tell anyone how I live”

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +1

      @@cookingonthecheapcheap6921 Danny's real. He's just some trafficked Lithuanian Gypsy kid that Simon has chained in the corner, constantly washing up rocks for Simon between takes. (you must have noticed the amount of takes in each upload is spiking) Simon's "Blaze" persona has become progressively more detatched from the other, more conventional channel roles, and as a symptom of that divergence, the others are becoming more insular. I'll give it four months until full blown psycho-dis-associative schizoid meltdown.
      The remedy is simple enough. Now, as your Attorney, I advise you to hand me ALL the cocaine, right now, Mr Whistler.

  • @blackm4niac
    @blackm4niac 3 роки тому +384

    The fact that Hitler didn't have a drivers license is funny because the german word for drivers license is "Führerschein"

    • @maiaallman4635
      @maiaallman4635 3 роки тому +7

      Good one!

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 3 роки тому +7

      Leaders license

    • @Annianapenda
      @Annianapenda 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂 never thought of that 🙈

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 3 роки тому +13

      The most derailed persons I know don't have drivers licences. Coincidence?

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd 3 роки тому +26

      There is even a German children's rime: "Der Führer war ein armes Schwein, er hatte keinen Führerschein."

  • @mattd832
    @mattd832 3 роки тому +72

    “Pirates are fun!”
    “I didn’t say we weren’t fun, but pirates are still the baddies...”

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 3 роки тому

      The only reason the US won the Battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812 was because of a pirate. Jean Lafitte tipped off US forces. The UK plan to charge uphill into cannon fire was pretty sound if you knew that the defenders would have only two pre-measured powder charges with the rest of the powder in secure bunkers. Thanks to Lafitte, there were many powder charges measured and ready to use.
      None of this mattered as peace treaty had already been signed. Just pointing out that the British plan to charge cannons was actually pretty good.

    • @tttm99
      @tttm99 3 роки тому +3

      Why skulls though...? 🤣

    • @riinak7212
      @riinak7212 3 роки тому +4

      "[The allies'] symbols are all quite nice! Stars, stripes, lions, sickles..."
      "What's so good about a sickle?"
      "Well, nothing, and if there's one thing we've learn in the last thousand miles of retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation."
      "Tell me about it!"

    • @gomahklawm4446
      @gomahklawm4446 3 роки тому

      @@Bacopa68 And because we won, we were rewarded with no healthcare.

    • @Mr.CliffysWorld
      @Mr.CliffysWorld 3 роки тому

      @@Bacopa68 let's not forget the effort it took the Americans who drugged those cannons through the swamp to put on that Hill. What a nightmare of a march that was! 😲😬

  • @scruffiestofnerfherders7397
    @scruffiestofnerfherders7397 3 роки тому +512

    20 years later: Companies that worked with Simon Whistler

  • @jayhom5385
    @jayhom5385 3 роки тому +40

    For all pop culture that Simon doesn't know, at least he knows Top Gear.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +16

      BA DA BA BA BA BA BA DA BA DA BA DAH.
      (That's me singing the Top Gear theme, YW)

    • @drbosommd
      @drbosommd 3 роки тому +3

      Chad Cuckmaker basically every US remake of a British show is a trainwreck. The only exception is The Office.

    • @gomahklawm4446
      @gomahklawm4446 3 роки тому

      @Chad Cuckmaker Especially the Guido they claim to be the president of Venezuela. Trash puppet that no one wants anything other than dead for being a collaborator and traitor to the constitution.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +3

      THE ONE THING

  • @graylinshowell7051
    @graylinshowell7051 3 роки тому +145

    Usually I'd make a sexually awkward joke, but this video is clearly too serious smoothly transition into Simon's OnlyFans

    • @SRW_
      @SRW_ 3 роки тому +1

      Too many jokes

    • @graylinshowell7051
      @graylinshowell7051 3 роки тому +10

      @@SRW_ who reads UA-cam comments for solemn and intellectually stimulating conversation?

    • @mrpoopo2320
      @mrpoopo2320 3 роки тому +4

      @@DrBreadstick I feel the stimulation

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 роки тому +2

      @@DrBreadstick ah, but you're DOCTOR Poopstick. You're intellectually stimulating by default, it's right there on your diploma from Schitt School of Scatology.

    • @kingfuzzy2
      @kingfuzzy2 3 роки тому +1

      @@DrBreadstick my brother in law would love you.

  • @E2O10
    @E2O10 3 роки тому +31

    Seeing as this is a "facts based show" - nike is named after the goddess not a temple like Simon said. Stop shoving your propaganda down my throat! /s
    Also. I'd call being chained to a radiator being quite disabling.

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 3 роки тому

      Then maybe don't watch. This isn't compulsory.

  • @seansopata5121
    @seansopata5121 3 роки тому +105

    Queue the repeating gif of simon yelling "I AM THE BEST NAZI!!"

    • @sagemarie.
      @sagemarie. 3 роки тому +5

      When that happened I thought for sure that'd be the clip at the end 😂

    • @ellenorbjornsdottir1166
      @ellenorbjornsdottir1166 3 роки тому +1

      Cue

    • @seansopata5121
      @seansopata5121 3 роки тому +1

      @@ellenorbjornsdottir1166 nah, I said it right the first time.

    • @Marble-qq3jl
      @Marble-qq3jl 3 роки тому

      Queue is like waiting in line

    • @seansopata5121
      @seansopata5121 3 роки тому +1

      @@Marble-qq3jl uh huh. Thanks captain obvious. That's why I said it.

  • @Tomoose736
    @Tomoose736 3 роки тому +48

    Um, there’s a statute of limitations for assisting with genocide? That should definitely be on the list of crimes without a statute of limitations...

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 роки тому +1

      Everything deserves a statute of limitations, if you are like 90 years old and about to die and everyone else who was affected is long dead, it does no one any good to waste resources to prosecute an old crime. It's stupid. I dont give a shit about the principles behind it or seeking justice or whatever, I care about wasting everyone's time and tax money, after 50+ years just let it fucking go.

    • @eliahabib5111
      @eliahabib5111 3 роки тому

      @@jordanhicks5131 right, so set it to be equal to copywright law 🤔
      You have to pay as long as you have the right to the benefits.

    • @zachjollimore4339
      @zachjollimore4339 3 роки тому +6

      ​@@jordanhicks5131 "Just let the wanton slaughter of an entire ethnicity go because fuck wasting tax money"
      I mean, you can have Laws, or you can have suggestions.
      Like in my country, Canada.
      The only laws with a statute of limitations are summary conviction crimes (those that don't need to go to court, outside of criminal law, statute of limitations apply to debt, but murder, rape, theft and all the bad stuff have no statute of limitations.
      Examples need to be made for legalism to even work

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 роки тому +3

      @@zachjollimore4339 I'm sorry, but it's not like no one wasnt punished. Pretty much all the people who were issuing orders were punished, most were hanged.
      I'm against wasting money to chase down minor players who managed to escape or were deemed not worth pursuing over 50 years ago and are now either dead or so close to death that no jury would put them behind bars and they still end up living under house arrest for 6 months until they die after millions of dollars are wasted that would be better spent on the homeless or on demining operations in places like southeast asia and africa.

    • @andreesengillies4427
      @andreesengillies4427 3 роки тому +2

      @@jordanhicks5131 No. It does. Let their last days be miserable. Let them wish they were dead in those few moments they've got left.

  • @ZLT_90
    @ZLT_90 3 роки тому +175

    Simon: mentions Nazis and 2020 election fraud
    UA-cam algorithm: I'm going to end this whole man's career.
    Simon: Shocked Pikachu face

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 3 роки тому +4

      how many times in 5 minutes can someone say nazi
      simon:hold my beer

    • @thenovicewildcamper9192
      @thenovicewildcamper9192 3 роки тому

      Also....,,Simon says check mate..... your career is mine youtube....

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 3 роки тому

      @@thenovicewildcamper9192
      correction
      Aimons says ,check mate , your career is nine youtube

    • @Schizz_Popinov
      @Schizz_Popinov 3 роки тому +1

      @@chronosschiron correction
      Simon says checkmate.... your career is nein youtube

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 3 роки тому +1

      @@Schizz_Popinov
      nine was better funny way

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 3 роки тому +16

    “Herbie goes to Auschwitz” - I haven’t laughed so much in weeks.

    • @PrototypeSpaceMonkey
      @PrototypeSpaceMonkey 3 роки тому

      There is actually a Herbie TV movie from 1997 where it's revealed that Herbie's origin story is that he was built by a nazi mad scientist who imbued him with the soul of his dead wife. This scientist is then kidnapped and forced to create an evil "Dark Herbie" for the movie's villain... Bruce Campbell is in it... Ahh, the 90's.

  • @shellycoffey6436
    @shellycoffey6436 3 роки тому +87

    I'm on disability and I can still drive so as a disabled person I'm totally NOT offended by your comment. Anyone who complains over tedious sh!t like that has a bigger handicap than any disabled person I've met. Blaze on Simon 🔥

  • @KarryKarryKarry
    @KarryKarryKarry 3 роки тому +19

    Didn’t I hear the phrase: “Nestle: In the natural resources business. With a side hustle in food products.” here on this channel?
    The chocolate powder bunny is wearing a butterfly from Hugo Boss 🤔

  • @PronatorTendon
    @PronatorTendon 3 роки тому +55

    Simon: It's about Nazis
    Surfshark: Here's your money 💶💶

  • @djdange01
    @djdange01 3 роки тому +12

    OTHER THAN DANNY IN THE BASEMENT IN NOT GOING TO EXPLOIT SLAVE LABOR. LMFAO poor danny

  • @stuarthamilton679
    @stuarthamilton679 3 роки тому +51

    I can't believe you give Danny a whole Basement, what's he done to earn that?!

    • @MirekHeikkila
      @MirekHeikkila 3 роки тому

      lol, 'forgot' how to pick the locks out to upstairs :)

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 3 роки тому +9

      It's a british man's basement so its probably smaller than a jail cell

    • @MirekHeikkila
      @MirekHeikkila 3 роки тому

      @@HovektheArtist lol

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +26

      Hahahaha "whole basement"

    • @TheYondreck
      @TheYondreck 3 роки тому +3

      @@brainblaze6526 One floor tile to share with Sam?

  • @ordinarymatt
    @ordinarymatt 3 роки тому +8

    “I get pissed off, it doesn’t mean I care!”
    Fucking classic

  • @generaldissaray4109
    @generaldissaray4109 3 роки тому +24

    i thought that the volkswagen story was common knowledge but simon seems genuinely surprised.

  • @brendabucklew8847
    @brendabucklew8847 3 роки тому +7

    Brings a whole new meaning to "Don't take candy from strangers." to a whole new level. Oh nestle. 😳

  • @z31drifterlf
    @z31drifterlf 3 роки тому +22

    Pirates have skulls Simon, and I challenge you to find a more impeccable group of people.

    • @HTexGardening
      @HTexGardening 3 роки тому +2

      Pirates are fun!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +9

      Challenge accepted.

    • @z31drifterlf
      @z31drifterlf 3 роки тому

      @@brainblaze6526 Tomorrow on TIFO did pirates use the skull and crossbones

    • @politebadger5049
      @politebadger5049 3 роки тому +1

      @@HTexGardening Well fun or not pirates are still the baddies.

  • @nickbenton3545
    @nickbenton3545 3 роки тому +9

    I’m disabled and I can drive
    ~technology~
    Edit: take that Danny

  • @MrStejefferies
    @MrStejefferies 3 роки тому +23

    I mean, Danny isnt able to drive because you wont let him out the basement.. just sayin 🤣

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 роки тому +6

    6:30 - Chapter 1 - Hugo Boss
    14:25 - Chapter 2 - Nestle
    17:30 - Mid roll ads
    19:35 - Chapter 3 - IBM
    24:10 - Chapter 4 - Volkswagen

    • @headintheclouds2196
      @headintheclouds2196 11 місяців тому

      Thank you because this dude does a lot of Yada,Yada, Yada 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @gabrielhowardMKE
    @gabrielhowardMKE 3 роки тому +68

    Seems like Simon was nice and coked up for this one LOL

    • @jaymzx0
      @jaymzx0 3 роки тому +2

      Simon: "I'll just have a bump between pages."
      Simon, minutes later: "DAMMIT, DANNY USE DOUBLE SPACE!"

    • @jaymzx0
      @jaymzx0 3 роки тому +2

      @Chad Cuckmaker Or possibly stop someone from creating yet another UA-cam channel?

    • @jaymzx0
      @jaymzx0 3 роки тому +1

      @Chad Cuckmaker I'm 100% sure it has to do with the algorithm. A good portion of the same people watching TopTenz or TIFO would probably downvote the hell out of Business Blaze. Also, not all sponsors are as tolerant being half-assed advertised as being good for Nazis lmao

    • @michjesto2038
      @michjesto2038 3 роки тому

      It all makes sense now..
      ..

  • @cnaisbitt5013
    @cnaisbitt5013 3 роки тому +7

    This one had me laughing the most out of any business blaze ever.

  • @TheDreamStrider
    @TheDreamStrider 3 роки тому +69

    If the title typo is intentional, let me know so i can SMASH that dislike button.

    • @leonchevalier
      @leonchevalier 3 роки тому +2

      Nice spot: *companies- plural.

    • @campfactor966
      @campfactor966 3 роки тому +1

      Spread the word my friend viva la Revolution #free Charles/Wilson /ETA

    • @christopherhamm4976
      @christopherhamm4976 3 роки тому +9

      It's a trap to catch the Grammar Nazis. Now you're on a list.

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 3 роки тому +1

      Edumacation is over rated. Allegedly. And am I the only one amused on the title of the video being grammatically incorrect, which brings out the grammar and spelling Nazi’s?

    • @gomahklawm4446
      @gomahklawm4446 3 роки тому

      @@Erin-Thor Oh, the irony. The uneducated people that often are in the "Hitler did nothing wrong" comment section and vote for people as backwards and uneducated/believing in sky fairies as they are crying about educated people giving them a little help to correct the way they're failing to speak the language that they demand is the "national language". Wow, pathetic. Crawl back into your southern hole.

  • @GeneralBrae
    @GeneralBrae 3 роки тому +5

    "I can see how we might get more enlightened, I'm just not there yet" is possibly my new favourite Simonism

  • @RedHeadForester
    @RedHeadForester 3 роки тому +11

    Volkswagen is of course the hippie's vehicle of choice.
    Such an ethical and environmentally conscious company!

  • @Cygnusvailand
    @Cygnusvailand 3 роки тому +5

    "They're the skulls of our enemies!"
    ...that's not better.

  • @MaryFparker95
    @MaryFparker95 3 роки тому +34

    Me: Having a shit day.
    Simon: I made a new Business blaze
    Me: Day just got 100% better.
    Thank you!!!

    • @Annianapenda
      @Annianapenda 3 роки тому +1

      And then u realise it‘s about
      nazis and hundreds of thousands of Murders.... ✌🏽😅

  • @RobertLeather
    @RobertLeather 3 роки тому +2

    "What you did was very offensive to Hugo Boss" ?! :-D :-D What an absolute spanner :-D :-D

  • @nolandbohula2522
    @nolandbohula2522 3 роки тому +17

    How many times can we hear about Simon’s gloves? I believe this is third time

    • @cabe_bedlam
      @cabe_bedlam 3 роки тому +2

      Nein.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +14

      Let me tell you about my gloves...

    • @fanbuoy9234
      @fanbuoy9234 3 роки тому +1

      Well, third time's a charm. Oh, unless you're in the Reich business of course.

  • @monkey555554
    @monkey555554 3 роки тому +4

    14:42 You can see Simon expecting the next line to be a joke getting the clawed hand ready for the emphasis then realizing, not a joke but actually a dark thing that happened.

  • @helpme9691
    @helpme9691 3 роки тому +8

    I had a Hugo boss ad before this video

  • @jimmykool3253
    @jimmykool3253 3 роки тому +5

    Simon hides the hatch to Danny’s basement under his Hugo boss rug

  • @dQw4w9WgXc
    @dQw4w9WgXc 3 роки тому +32

    I'd love to see the meeting at Surfshark where they review their partner Skits and Simon goes like
    *iF yOu aRe WoRkInG wItH tHe NaZiS yOu nEeD SurFsHarK*

  • @danielv5825
    @danielv5825 3 роки тому +2

    I won't mention the name on UA-cam, but I did work for a German company that was not mentioned here and did "get up to mischief" in the late 30s and early 40s. We once had a big, statewide meeting, with the heads of the company flying out from Germany to talk to us. Two things I'll always remember about that meeting:
    - A bunch of guys who talked like Arnold Schwarznegger talking about business: "Ve are eliminating zie competition and seeing unprecedented growths in zis part of zie business."
    - A half-hour long, incredibly detailed story of "the inspirational history of [the Company]." All about how we were founded in the 1800s and a decade by decade account of our achievements, which somehow went "and in spite of ze economic problems in ze USA and Europe, ve vere seeing continued expansion all through ze 1920s. In 1951..."

  • @maxtoyota5347
    @maxtoyota5347 3 роки тому +61

    The Companies

    • @LtColShingSides
      @LtColShingSides 3 роки тому +5

      Wrong. The Corporation Company's.

    • @maxtoyota5347
      @maxtoyota5347 3 роки тому +3

      @@LtColShingSides “At first I made fun of Danny, but I quite like it now” or something like that

  • @dirgecry2047
    @dirgecry2047 3 роки тому +4

    In Danny's defense, it is hard to drive when you are locked in a cellar

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 3 роки тому +60

    "Companies". Danny would never say "Company's"
    I demand to know where his radiator is.

  • @vladimirmihnev9702
    @vladimirmihnev9702 3 роки тому +3

    Simeon: -slavery bad!
    Also Simeon, has Danny locked up in the basement.

  • @rotemegozi4202
    @rotemegozi4202 3 роки тому +28

    Is it possible that the reason Danny hasn't passed a driving test yet is that there are no cars in Simon's basement?

    • @jonathanpryzby4029
      @jonathanpryzby4029 3 роки тому +1

      Hmm yes, this logic checks out xD

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +14

      He's been practicing with Hot Wheels he got inside a kinder egg knock off.

  • @robwind8061
    @robwind8061 3 роки тому +4

    Making fun of disabled people by comparing them to Danny.
    Sounds legit.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +23

    I think I'd rather work with Admiral General Simon

    • @iowafarmboy
      @iowafarmboy 3 роки тому +1

      I love that you got memed in this episode 🙂 May your blessings continue for us all.

    • @z31drifterlf
      @z31drifterlf 3 роки тому

      Allegedly

    • @zeusathena26
      @zeusathena26 3 роки тому

      Please turn all of your weapons, & the entire govt over to Simon immediately please. You & your family of 3 generations can move into your prisons.

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we 3 роки тому

      Pathetic

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 2 роки тому +2

    *"Russell Brand...the pinnacle of a guy who just doesn't listen..."*
    Lmfao

  • @TheMrFabian1
    @TheMrFabian1 3 роки тому +46

    Last time I was this early, Business Blaze was still about business.

    • @campfactor966
      @campfactor966 3 роки тому

      Spread the word my friend viva la Revolution #free Charles wilson/eta

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 роки тому +5

      So never?

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 3 роки тому +1

      Actually, the American companies that supported the Nazi regime reads like a who’s who in American Businesses. DuPont, Coca-Cola, IBM, Chase, Standard Oil, etc. It’s a very long list.

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 3 роки тому +2

      @ - Thanks! But that is a picture of me in my 20’s. As my friends say, the bloom is off the rose. 🌹 🥀 LOL! Yes, I know... I need new friends. 🤣

    • @Gamer-rx1sr
      @Gamer-rx1sr 3 роки тому

      @ disgusting

  • @TheQuickSilver101
    @TheQuickSilver101 3 роки тому +3

    I'm sure someone will comment how inappropriate laughing at these things is. I however, laughed my ass of the entire video.

    • @loganw3
      @loganw3 3 роки тому

      Me, too. May have even watched it a second time.

  • @AlexTiffinYT
    @AlexTiffinYT 3 роки тому +5

    Appealing to Nazis with the sponsor haha. Allegedly.
    Also, monetisation killed within 30 seconds

  • @keefthebeef5152
    @keefthebeef5152 2 роки тому +2

    I remember the company my father worked for got taken over by Bayer in the 90's and no-one was happy about it. I was reading a book about Josef Mengele "The Angel Of Death" at the time and found out Bayer also used Jewish slave labour during WWII. Showed it to my Dad who took great delight in photocopying the pages and pasting them up on the company noticeboards. Management weren't so happy...

    • @michaelchippysmith94
      @michaelchippysmith94 Рік тому

      Bayer are a scummy company (allegedly in my opinion). Not just for the nazi stuff but for using vulnerable women in south America as guinea pigs without informed consent to test contraceptive pills, not to mention the opioid crisis.

  • @PeterCombs
    @PeterCombs 3 роки тому +8

    "Surf Shark...the VPN of the Modern NAZI party"...make a MEME Danny...

  • @tereziecal
    @tereziecal 3 роки тому +2

    The founder of L’Oréal made fortune during WWII

  • @greysonsoukup7507
    @greysonsoukup7507 3 роки тому +15

    That was the best ad plug you've ever made. Legend.

  • @Pete.Franco
    @Pete.Franco 3 роки тому +3

    "I get pissed off, it doesn't mean I care" - Simon 2020. Todays nugget of Laughter!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +24

    Interesting fact:
    While the mosaic murals of Disney World's Cinderella Castle were designed by Disney Legend Dorothea Redmond, mosaicist Hanns-Joachim Scharff was the one who enlarged them to full-scale. Hanns-Joachim Scharff, was a Luftwaffe interrogator. Known as the "Master Interrogator"

    • @cristianverdugogalaz8725
      @cristianverdugogalaz8725 3 роки тому +1

      sinced i remembered Simon did a video on him ua-cam.com/video/9fXzwxvYlg0/v-deo.html&ab_channel=TodayIFoundOut

    • @mikieswart
      @mikieswart 3 роки тому +1

      @@the1onlyteagro he interrogated airplanes

  • @Mathghamhan
    @Mathghamhan 3 роки тому +3

    Simon’s ad for Surfshark: The VPN of choice for both Business Blaze and The Blaze.

  • @michaelpopely4408
    @michaelpopely4408 3 роки тому +20

    Hi Simon and Danny and Sam I can’t forget Sam

  • @billspangler2685
    @billspangler2685 3 роки тому +2

    Surfshark admins: damn, there's a lot of nazi users these days.

  • @Sharindria
    @Sharindria 3 роки тому +31

    Fave quote- “I get pissed off, it doesn’t mean I care.”

    • @veenoir1991
      @veenoir1991 3 роки тому +2

      Idk if thats your real pic, but my god that hair is astonishing.

  • @olivialambert4124
    @olivialambert4124 3 роки тому +1

    I'm incredibly disabled. Make fun of us. The only people demanding you stop are the people who aren't disabled. We want to be treated as normal, we want to pretend we are normal people. We don't want everyone dancing around us to talk as gently as possible. My friends, for example, call me "cripple" and mock me for not being able to mobilise well. I've a teddy called hoppy and one bad leg, there's always a lot of jokes to be made.

  • @zacksirola1552
    @zacksirola1552 3 роки тому +5

    Ah yes, my favorite business. The Third Nike.

  • @maniaemagna
    @maniaemagna 3 роки тому +1

    Nah. I just don't think you understand all the reasons why people don't drive.
    🩸Car related PTSD
    🦯Medical conditions
    🛢Environmental ethics
    🚍Affordability (some places public transportation is more affordable)

  • @TigerXGame
    @TigerXGame 3 роки тому +6

    I feel Simon severely underestimates how much influence IBM still has in the computer industry. Odds are that any piece of electronics you buy will have some component that can ultimately be sourced back to IBM.

    • @MichaelOKC
      @MichaelOKC 3 роки тому

      Not to mention that Watson is quietly working in the background to invade every corporation in the world.
      I would not be surprised to see a future where ETA gets Watson's help in becoming Supreme Overlord!

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 роки тому +1

      @@MichaelOKC Heh.
      ETA will just be made Watson's scriptwriter and locked up in his attic. :v

  • @ericgranberg7971
    @ericgranberg7971 3 роки тому +2

    Danny can't drive because you keep him locked in the basement SIMON let him out!!! HAHAHAHA

  • @katajha831
    @katajha831 3 роки тому +5

    Now that we are back on lockdown, I do so appreciate all the content you put out, but Business Blaze is my favorite. I hope the fact I am not in your projected demographics does not matter. I watch you sometimes all day, even if its just in the background while I clean. Blaze on. When I can get back to work and not try hard to not starve I owe you big.

  • @extrastuff9463
    @extrastuff9463 3 роки тому +1

    About 24:00 IBM isn't very visible to consumers these days, but they still have a market with their IBM Z platform and associated hardware for specialist business use. I seem to remember one of its big features is that it retains backwards compatibility with old 70s mainframes and what not. So I guess financial institutes and what not that keep wanting to run their stuff that way can.
    It's still a pretty large company with 350k employees world wide, they are also marketing their cloud platform lately and I've seen IBM Cognos in use at various organisations.

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 3 роки тому +5

    Boo hoo hoo. I'm disabled and I can't drive a car and Simon is making fun of me. Unlike, unsubscribe, because it's obviously a personal attack.
    ...
    NOT!!
    Really, Simon, keep on doing what you do. I love it!

  • @RealSaintB
    @RealSaintB 3 роки тому +1

    The bit about Russel Brand reminds me of when Rage Against the Machine was asked by the BBC not to swear on a televised concert so they opened their set with Killing in the Name of...

  • @archlem3934
    @archlem3934 3 роки тому +5

    Simon doesn't remember some of his own jokes lol. Don't ever pre-read the scripts lol. Btw, I'm Amurican. Smashed the dislike button

    • @skyden24195
      @skyden24195 3 роки тому

      Ya know, I feel ya on that one, (Amurican here too.) England and France weren't thrilled about getting into another war so they just let Germany take Austria, Czechoslovakia, the Rhineland, etc. and only declaring war on Germany after it was too late to do anything about it, so guess what, now they're hoping the U.S. will get into another war that the country had no interest in being involved in (again), and save Europe's asses.

  • @bjw4859
    @bjw4859 3 роки тому +1

    Another great entertaining video, a couple of thoughts on companies in Nazi Germany that might have deserved a mention, Fanta ?, when Germany couldn't import Coke, they invented Fanta, & it's still around. Also there was that very powerfull old German family that manufacture weapons & machinery for both world wars, their name escapes me at the moment, but they were a biggie, i'm sure someone knows who i'm talking about, where are they now ?, keep up the good work, cheers.

  • @Cunoslav
    @Cunoslav 3 роки тому +9

    "If you're working for the nazis, get Surfshark" Perfection!!

    • @crazydinosaur8945
      @crazydinosaur8945 10 місяців тому

      yea, im sure it will hit Surfsharks target demographic

  • @WestonNey
    @WestonNey 3 роки тому +1

    Oof I used to buy IBM computers exclusively back in the day. Now I buy apple and I’m glad I switched!

  • @MisakaMikotoDesu
    @MisakaMikotoDesu 3 роки тому +30

    Literally just started to blaze and this popped up ALLEGEDLY

  • @TheRedjack77
    @TheRedjack77 3 роки тому +1

    I lived in Pakistan as a teen. There is alot of positive beliefs about Hitler over there. To the time my local friend told me I was like Hitler...all i could respond was no...no we don't say that where I come from. He found that confusing but excepted the fact i was a gora, and as such we don't make much sense

  • @forgesoulfire1320
    @forgesoulfire1320 3 роки тому +5

    Simon's out of context quote for this video *Screaming Voice* "I'm The Best Nazi!"
    Really Simon?

  • @cliffordsherman7702
    @cliffordsherman7702 3 роки тому +2

    Slavery makes Simon cringe guess we need to talk about US prison labor.

    • @cliffordsherman7702
      @cliffordsherman7702 3 роки тому

      Chad Cuckmaker federal state county and city all have the opportunity to benefit from forced labor. It’s like China.

  • @codyzimmerer1479
    @codyzimmerer1479 Рік тому +1

    Sad part. You predicted the substitute meat. 2 years after this aired the USA's FDA approved lab grown meats

  • @campfactor966
    @campfactor966 3 роки тому +5

    #freeETA/Charles /Wilson

  • @billymcgrath8362
    @billymcgrath8362 3 роки тому +1

    I love Hugo boss they are allegedly involved in some fishy situations, but that doesn't bother me. what bothers me is the nuclear holocaust Simon is beholding in the business blaze office

  • @campfactor966
    @campfactor966 3 роки тому +13

    Simon its time for you to realise that the revolution has began the only cause for the Revolution is for ETA it's not for blood it's not to dethrone it's to free our rightful leader ETA

  • @chrisdixon3945
    @chrisdixon3945 3 роки тому +1

    Well I already knew this. And Danny missed Bosch, Siemens electric, volkswagen, AK Steel, and a few more! Lol

  • @-sui-
    @-sui- 3 роки тому +7

    The company's what? The company's WHAT, Simon?? I need to know!

  • @mikepowell3792
    @mikepowell3792 3 роки тому +1

    :...other than Danny in the basement, I'm not really going to exploit slave labor..." Simon Whistler, 2020

  • @StevenLockey
    @StevenLockey 3 роки тому +4

    Show idea. 2 hour special on baldness and every time he laughs he has to do a shot 🤣

  • @Hollylivengood
    @Hollylivengood 3 роки тому +3

    Please tell me "get it under the rug!" Will be on a T-shirt.

  • @petriollonen2272
    @petriollonen2272 3 роки тому +5

    Simo's a different kind of funny when he's tipsy 😆

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I wanna know what's in the cup!!!!???🤭🥃

    • @ProlificInvention
      @ProlificInvention 3 роки тому +1

      @@Zeldarw104 COCAINE... Allegedly

  • @swymaj02
    @swymaj02 3 роки тому +1

    Remember when Rudolph Dassler refused his nephews from coming back and they died in the war??? Still hot happy with that.

  • @jannerantanen5121
    @jannerantanen5121 3 роки тому +4

    The bit about Russell Brand being told he was offensive, reminds me of the time that Bill Burr was asked if he thinks he went too far with the jokes about the catholic church, to which he instantly replied "don't you think the catholic church went too far?"

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 роки тому +1

      Backward nonsense.
      It implies the average adult can't handle reality.
      Though with the prevalence of religion, I can see the anti-reality-check crowd's point.

  • @DrewskisBrews
    @DrewskisBrews 3 роки тому +1

    Wait - we pronounce it Porsch-ahhh in America, which is absolutely correct. Or at least closer to German than the single-syllable "Porsch". Is this some subtle, very British form of retribution against Germany for WWII?

  • @killerbye1985
    @killerbye1985 3 роки тому +4

    Grammar Nazi moment... It should be "The Companies That Worked with the Nazis"

  • @damientonkin
    @damientonkin 3 роки тому +1

    Simon: Coca-Cola was on the good side of the war
    Coca-Cola: (frantically hides fanta under the rug) err, yeah

  • @naglma
    @naglma 3 роки тому +3

    Mr. Simon, you've made my day - so many days.

  • @Villainphile
    @Villainphile 3 роки тому +1

    UA-cam needs something much stronger than the "like" button for Business Blaze videos. We need a "love" or "absolute legend" button. lol