I looked up this skit expressly for this question! 😂 😂 Couldn’t remember the answer-which was awesome btw, the whole butterscotch/earwig/distracted by the football game thing-but the whole premise of there being a potential list of things I have unknowingly eaten in my life has bugged me ever since I first saw it all those years ago! And I’m really, REALLY glad I don’t know my own answer!!!!!🤣🤣
Lord lord I remember the night this episode came on I was 17 and I felt very adult keeping my eyes open for this one top five of all time easily👍😁❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:05 they change the formula for Coke because of the war on drugs. The first time it was changed, was specifically because of the war on drugs, because cocaine was one of the drugs that drugs scheduling targeted So cocaine was swapped out for more caffeine-another extremely addictive stimulant drug.. Willow has changed again when researchers found that that people preferred the sweeter taste of Pepsi . So call Paola reformulated its recipe to be sweeter. Loading it with more sugar in 1985
I could watch several more hours of John asking questions. How many spiders actually crawled into my mouth when I was asleep? How many people peeked through my window to see me naked? How much urine did I produce? Was there anyone I ever knew who got eaten by an animal? What's the weirdest way someone has died? Why did Juliet dump me? She said it wasn't me, it was her, but it was me, wasn't it?
I was waiting ............. PATIENTLY; ...................... For some sort Of "Punch Line", ................ Like they then walked off into Evil Darkness.
'What's the grossest thing I ever ate?' 'You don't want to know.' I think about this often, haha - one of my favorite SNL skits!
34 years later I remember every answer. Best sketch premise ever.
Wow. I saw this when it originally aired in 1987. Feeling old. Still remembered the sit-up question.
0:37 That laugh stole the show
The guy laughs that way the whole episode
Thank you! I’ve been looking for this skit for years!
The truth that "Professional wrestling is real" has echoed in my head for thirty-five years.
Same.
It's still real to me, dammit!
A good slice of life sketch.
The backdrop for the set is Maxfield Parrish's Daybreak
Are you also a Saint?
Much respect to you, sir! A well known but under-appreciated painter and illustrator.
Love his work. Thanks for reminding me!
I still want to know what the worst thing he ever ate was.
I looked up this skit expressly for this question! 😂 😂 Couldn’t remember the answer-which was awesome btw, the whole butterscotch/earwig/distracted by the football game thing-but the whole premise of there being a potential list of things I have unknowingly eaten in my life has bugged me ever since I first saw it all those years ago! And I’m really, REALLY glad I don’t know my own answer!!!!!🤣🤣
Anyone remember when the 'click for more' hyperlinks at the end of the video actually worked?
Always liked this sketch. I hope there's someone like this in the afterlife to answer all my questions.
Damn goldfish! I always knew something was up with them…
And to think he would have been president after he found the treasure chest 🤦💯
What questions would YOU have asked? I would ask where all those missing socks went.
Quantum physics, is there a purpose or did you just get lazy?
Do we really pick our lives before we get to Earth?
Lord lord I remember the night this episode came on I was 17 and I felt very adult keeping my eyes open for this one top five of all time easily👍😁❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this skit.
Very spiritual and SNL classic
5:05 they change the formula for Coke because of the war on drugs. The first time it was changed, was specifically because of the war on drugs, because cocaine was one of the drugs that drugs scheduling targeted So cocaine was swapped out for more caffeine-another extremely addictive stimulant drug..
Willow has changed again when researchers found that that people preferred the sweeter taste of Pepsi . So call Paola reformulated its recipe to be sweeter. Loading it with more sugar in 1985
The funny thing is Dana was raised Lutheran and still probably is.
Well isn't that special.
My mom met him once.
THAT'S the funny thing?
I could watch several more hours of John asking questions.
How many spiders actually crawled into my mouth when I was asleep?
How many people peeked through my window to see me naked?
How much urine did I produce?
Was there anyone I ever knew who got eaten by an animal?
What's the weirdest way someone has died?
Why did Juliet dump me? She said it wasn't me, it was her, but it was me, wasn't it?
I saw this a loooooong time ago and what I remembered clearly was what they say about Bruce Willis !!! 😂😂😂
& 4 "Who's better? Thats a TOTAL Personal Opinion Answer!!!
4:07 That Bruce Willis joke lands a little different today.
probably making the " joke " about Bruce willis because they were in a movie called Blind date .John played a crazed ex of Bruce's date Kim Basinger.
Lutheran here. Yep.❤
The angel's eyes are so bright with sparkling 🖤🖤🖤
3:24 Cats. Smooth peanut butter. Neither; they both burn up from the friction
fun fact: andy kaufman is the olny real alive today
I loved this at the time, and love it now. Favorite religion Lutheran
My favorite part:
“Why did they change the formula for Coke?“
“No one knows.“
That must be under things known only to God.
Even God doesn't get that one.
@@bobbyfeet2240 God gets everything.
On second thought, I see your point.
4:53
Seeing how my personal goal for today turns out to be jumping all the way to the ceiling, can you make that outro music a bit louder?
Don’t know if I should laugh at the Bruce Willis line or feel sad about it.
The reason he said that was because he and Bruce were starring in Blind Date together at the time. Kind of an in joke.
This would have been better suited with the Title "Questions For The Universe?" Not "Ridles Of The Universe"
Feels unfinished though.
So TRUE, Like a diff ending was part of it
I was waiting ............. PATIENTLY; ...................... For some sort Of "Punch Line", ................ Like they then walked off into Evil Darkness.
What's this actors name, not Dana Carvey
John Larroquette.
😂😂
I think the audience was also dead.
This can't be right. The Stones are clearly better.
No man, the Knowing All Angel clearly said the Beattles :)