SNL Presents James Bond Sketches

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  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 4 роки тому +847

    Lovitz crushed that first sketch
    “Remember keep the countdown short”
    “Frankly I question the wisdom of having a self destruct button at all”

    • @Guitfiddlejase
      @Guitfiddlejase Рік тому +3

      I could not agree more with you!
      I thought Jon Lovitz was absolutely insane here..
      Too much man..

  • @jefflittle8913
    @jefflittle8913 4 роки тому +629

    I wouldn't mind him escaping so much if he would just leave, but he always comes back and blows up the place.

  • @ExplosionChimp
    @ExplosionChimp 4 роки тому +3479

    The entire premise of Bond being super cheap when hes using his own money is hysterical. I dont know who wrote those sketches but they're a genius.

    • @sstills951
      @sstills951 4 роки тому +62

      I wrote that sketch.

    • @gcord21
      @gcord21 4 роки тому +43

      That sketch was hilarious. The cheap James Bond.

    • @johnmaddening9402
      @johnmaddening9402 4 роки тому +37

      That's not too far off the mark from the way he's portrayed in the books.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +70

      Jeremy is right. The original books were written when there were rations on a lot of stuff. Bond lived very simply., A small bungalow and his favored dishes included scrambled eggs and black coffee. and cold roast beef sandwiches and potato salad. It was only when he went on the exotic missions at the expense of the government that he experienced the finer life.

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 4 роки тому +4

      Aren`t all their writers Jewish, lol!

  • @selimsabbagh861
    @selimsabbagh861 4 роки тому +717

    Tim McGraw as Wayne Bodine was what I imagine the real life version of tow mater to be like. It doesn’t disappoint

  • @TellMeMoreTMM
    @TellMeMoreTMM 4 роки тому +1526

    Bill Hader is a glorious human.

  • @h-con3199
    @h-con3199 3 роки тому +638

    The fact that Daniel Craig agreed to do this makes it 1000% better

    • @EpicLib
      @EpicLib 2 роки тому +14

      And i kept thinking is it fake or Craig was in SNL for real :D

    • @podulox
      @podulox Рік тому +6

      Million-billion...

    • @podulox
      @podulox Рік тому +4

      (trillion)

    • @keithkoenig5320
      @keithkoenig5320 Рік тому +3

      Connery is the ONLY Bond for me! 👏

    • @HansDelbruck53
      @HansDelbruck53 11 місяців тому +3

      Would have been phenomenal with Sean Connery instead.

  • @skyw3419
    @skyw3419 4 роки тому +365

    I didn't know I needed Bill Hader as James Bond till now 😂

  • @russward2612
    @russward2612 2 роки тому +54

    The Steve Martin sketch with the late great Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks hit me in the feels. I miss them both.

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 4 роки тому +1543

    Steve Martin has not aged in forty years.

    • @kgbond11
      @kgbond11 4 роки тому +101

      Rougarou Yep, he’s looked 60 for 40 years!

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 4 роки тому +12

      I think he's the reincarnation of the Eldar god of laughter.

    • @muvaofpearl
      @muvaofpearl 4 роки тому +42

      Black don't crack.

    • @gajayjay
      @gajayjay 4 роки тому +19

      MuvaofPearl if this was meant as a “Jerk” reference, you’re fucking awesome!

    • @marksoquetjr4693
      @marksoquetjr4693 4 роки тому +4

      Surgery

  • @joni641
    @joni641 4 роки тому +154

    The guy playin Goldfinger is Jimmy Breslin a reporter from Daily News. If you’ve heard of Son of Sam , this is the reporter that Son of Sam sent letters to. If you’ve seen Summer of Sam he’s the narrator at the beginning. You can’t mistake that voice or the Queens accent!

    • @rty1955
      @rty1955 3 роки тому +4

      I thought so!! Unmistakable voice

    • @AAZEDLARC
      @AAZEDLARC 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you so much! I thought it might be Albert Finney)

    • @juanmonge8
      @juanmonge8 2 роки тому +1

      He had just won a Pulitzer Prize.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 2 роки тому +5

      What an awesome mix of talent on the first clip from the 80's. Joan Cusack, Randy Quaid and Jon Lovitz were regulars and I'm guessing that Jimmy Breslin was the guest host. It wasn't all pop stars and actor/comic of the month back then. They really tried some different things.

    • @VicAtNyte
      @VicAtNyte 2 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure it was Albert Finney...this was the 80s

  • @Mskittenlover12
    @Mskittenlover12 4 роки тому +345

    I love Bill Hader with every fiber of my being but I gotta hand that 2008 sketch to Tim McGraw, who killed his role. Hilarious and underrated. Please host again, Tim omg.

    • @joeymorvant161
      @joeymorvant161 4 роки тому +10

      Agreed.

    • @brianmallen8887
      @brianmallen8887 2 роки тому +2

      I thought that was Blake Skelton.

    • @LloydBraun11
      @LloydBraun11 2 роки тому +1

      Fred Armisen as a pitiful psychopath is also great.

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 Рік тому

      Where were the ratings posted ?

    • @kizpaws
      @kizpaws Рік тому +2

      Yes, Tim was absolutely hilarious and seemed to be very much at home with SNL and their comedy!!

  • @JakeDisselt
    @JakeDisselt 4 роки тому +482

    I've never realized what an excellent Bond villain Sting would make

    • @billlucas4675
      @billlucas4675 4 роки тому +20

      Before the Internet Sting was rumored to play villain in Tomorrow Never Dies

    • @steellegacy1984
      @steellegacy1984 4 роки тому +3

      Indeed!!!

    • @WestOfEarth
      @WestOfEarth 4 роки тому +32

      He plays an excellent villain in Dune.

    • @drogers1287
      @drogers1287 4 роки тому +8

      I remember telling people long before Daniel Craig how they needed a new anti-hero Bond that questions his own life and even mentioned someone like Sting might have made a good anti-hero Bond.

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo 4 роки тому +2

      Dang.... How have I missed that all these years😂😂😂

  • @tomace4898
    @tomace4898 Рік тому +201

    They did a sketch in the late 80s or early 90s where Bond goes to the doctor and is diagnosed with every STD known to man.

    • @Jengilis
      @Jengilis Рік тому

      They ran out of names so they started naming new ones. Bond one. Bond two….
      Cut to ash tray full of cigarettes. Bond on the phone.
      “I’d like to speak to Pussy Galore…oh…Octopussy is there too? Yes. This concerns her too.”

    • @Jengilis
      @Jengilis Рік тому +4

      I was close on the lines…

    • @patrickday4206
      @patrickday4206 Рік тому

      Lol was he like maybe it was pussy galore? Lol

    • @paulbarnes2100
      @paulbarnes2100 Рік тому +8

      That was in 2002 where they mocked a scene from Pierce Brosnan's last movie

    • @lizxu322
      @lizxu322 Рік тому +2

      Is it online somewhere?

  • @chriskelvin248
    @chriskelvin248 3 роки тому +72

    When I realized John Lovitz was keeping a live actual cat from leaping off his lap, I couldn't focus on the sketch itself anymore lol.

  • @puretroublemaker
    @puretroublemaker 4 роки тому +884

    Bill Hader looking fine in a suit and with that accent, oh lord

    • @CrazyLocoInsane1
      @CrazyLocoInsane1 4 роки тому +10

      You should see me in a maga hat delivering speeches about a massive huge wall

    • @emilykrey5319
      @emilykrey5319 4 роки тому +27

      Brandon Espinosa haha! I’ll throw up thanks

    • @CrazyLocoInsane1
      @CrazyLocoInsane1 4 роки тому +7

      Emily Krey if you throw up baconators and fresh cut fries lightly salted then sure

    • @steellegacy1984
      @steellegacy1984 4 роки тому +3

      Kinda looks like Jim Carrey

    • @dominiquepowell3158
      @dominiquepowell3158 4 роки тому +4

      He's looking good

  • @kpag3030
    @kpag3030 Рік тому +10

    “I love mainly gold”. Great line

  • @PGP1506
    @PGP1506 4 роки тому +275

    Bill Hader always rocking the black suit, but that accent?? I'm dead, that man is just hot!

    • @ellenorchid01
      @ellenorchid01 4 роки тому +16

      I know. He's gorgeous and so talented. LOVE BILL HADER. Have you seen him in "Barry"?

    • @izziewirth6892
      @izziewirth6892 4 роки тому

      B

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite 3 роки тому +4

      Yes. I loved that accent. The low voice makes it.

    • @Nonameforyoudangit
      @Nonameforyoudangit 4 місяці тому

      Word.

  • @UrielTheAngelOfLight
    @UrielTheAngelOfLight 4 роки тому +612

    How is it that Steve Martin has looked 45 for like, the past 45 years?

    • @jefflittle8913
      @jefflittle8913 4 роки тому +38

      My theory is that he gets up every morning and puts on a plaid vest and plaid jeans, cause everyone knows, dead men don't wear plaid.

    • @gordonshea2698
      @gordonshea2698 4 роки тому +29

      Don't forget his hair went grey when he was still very young

    • @robinvaden5884
      @robinvaden5884 4 роки тому +13

      Wow. Look how skinny John Luvitz is! And how sane and normal Randy Quaid is!

    • @kevingill9373
      @kevingill9373 3 роки тому +11

      Forreal, dude was born with white hair

    • @rsprockets7846
      @rsprockets7846 3 роки тому

      He got small

  • @heather937
    @heather937 4 роки тому +220

    Bill Hader would make a great bond. He does an amazing English accent.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 роки тому +1

      No he doesn't, it's not as bad as some, but certainly not amazing. There's only 2 Americans I've ever heard do a good English accent, Alan tudyk & I forget who where now

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 роки тому +4

      Sean Connery was Scottish - Bond doesn't have to be English!

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 5 місяців тому +2

      @@kurtsudheim825 Bill Hader's RP is pretty good - witness the royal family obgyn sketch. He was truly excellent.

    • @soshmotogp
      @soshmotogp Місяць тому

      He did Sean Connery almost Spot on Perfect even the Facial Expression.Great...

    • @heather937
      @heather937 Місяць тому

      @@kurtsudheim825Oh he does 😁

  • @googlewouldntletmeaccessmy7845
    @googlewouldntletmeaccessmy7845 4 роки тому +442

    Jesus, Kate McKinnon does a wonderful Jodie Foster impression

    • @glyph2786
      @glyph2786 4 роки тому +33

      Every impression she does is spot-on

    • @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io
      @ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 роки тому +7

      Matt Berg Dedication to the craft ❤️

    • @cydonianman
      @cydonianman 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @robertrouse4503
      @robertrouse4503 4 роки тому +9

      Kate is a fearless comic actor. She knows to always go for a funny pun, then come up with what seems to be the a real gut-buster.

    • @alabalaportocala8367
      @alabalaportocala8367 3 роки тому +2

      Whats the dealer s name?

  • @PIXPromosMore
    @PIXPromosMore 4 роки тому +818

    You forgot one; Chris Parnell played Bond in 1999, and (host) Garth Brooks played his doctor telling him that he has 107 Venereal Diseases

    • @davidstrange6759
      @davidstrange6759 4 роки тому +21

      YESSSSS! that's the one I wanted to see because it was hilarious

    •  4 роки тому +15

      Tomorrow Is Never Yesterday :)

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe they will release a 2nd Bond compilation soon.

    • @jsaavedr1
      @jsaavedr1 4 роки тому +6

      Ahhh yes, the episode with Chris Gaines was a musical guest.

    • @rmoultonrmoulton145
      @rmoultonrmoulton145 4 роки тому +29

      I love that sketch. Parnell then calls everyone he's slept with to let them know...."Hello Robin....Is Batman there?...No, no, this concerns you too."

  • @PoggeB13
    @PoggeB13 3 роки тому +317

    The fact that Daniel Craig could keep a straight face when confronted by the golden girl was an Oscar worthy performance.

  • @Sam-mh4mc
    @Sam-mh4mc Рік тому +22

    As someone who has loved and seen almost all the Bond movies in childhood, I understood every single reference from the villains in the first sketch. Scripts are simply genius. Their genuine concern of Bond escaping and the countdown thing. LMAO. Hilarious!
    Also I just now realised the eye patch, the cat, the name - goldfinger etc Bond villains where the gold standard. Even to this day villains are potrayed like that thanks to them. Iconic.

    • @RtimusCFrog
      @RtimusCFrog 11 місяців тому +1

      Austin powers movie villains…

  • @Beverly_Dingus
    @Beverly_Dingus 4 роки тому +163

    Clicked for Bill wearing that tux, stayed for Bill using that voice.

  • @celticecho
    @celticecho 4 роки тому +110

    That’s a good kitty Jon has there! I thought it was a toy until it yawned!

    • @FreyaGem
      @FreyaGem 4 роки тому +8

      Celtic Echo I noticed that, too- kitty looked super chill!

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 3 роки тому +3

      Same here, it didn't once try to wriggle or escape!

  • @EulalioMagana
    @EulalioMagana 4 роки тому +122

    First clip has so many applause breaks and it’s very well acted like they are not reading cur cards

  • @ScarletVoodoo
    @ScarletVoodoo 4 роки тому +62

    I was not prepared for how awesome Sting as Bond villain would be. Opportunities were missed.

    • @sandpuppy6128
      @sandpuppy6128 3 роки тому +6

      He was already playing movie villains in the 80's - Dune and The Bride, to name a couple.

    • @ScarletVoodoo
      @ScarletVoodoo 3 роки тому

      @@sandpuppy6128 True. I had forgotten.

    • @justboycrazy45
      @justboycrazy45 3 роки тому +2

      The only missed opportunity in the Bullets Aren't Cheap sketch is Sting's villain character not petting a real bunny rabbit 🐇

  • @dustytheloneranger
    @dustytheloneranger 4 роки тому +203

    If Steve Bond could see the drink prices now

    • @samimotag
      @samimotag 4 роки тому +11

      Right! 4$ bucks for a martini is cheap!!!

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 4 роки тому +8

      Sami Motaghedi Under $10 would be a decent deal

  • @somethingsomething4393
    @somethingsomething4393 4 роки тому +52

    Eff dat, I want to watch Dwayne Bodine being a secret agent. Dude can pull the rug underneath them without them even knowing he was a part of the charade. 😂👌

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 4 роки тому +77

    Bill Hader is the best Bond and Fred Armisen is the best Bond Girl!

  • @progidy7
    @progidy7 4 роки тому +747

    You forgot Chris Parnell playing Bond when he finds out he has every STD, then spends over a week calling all his past lovers.

    • @christiandarnell407
      @christiandarnell407 4 роки тому

      I thought that was Garth Brooks?

    • @genghiscan2918
      @genghiscan2918 4 роки тому +4

      @@christiandarnell407 he was the doctor

    • @emmittmorgans8076
      @emmittmorgans8076 4 роки тому +3

      Yes! 'Today is Never Yesterday'

    • @dustinnelson8817
      @dustinnelson8817 4 роки тому +12

      Including calling batman lmfao!!! Oh and robin!

    • @MeetLeAnne
      @MeetLeAnne 4 роки тому +5

      Nathaniel Robinson That’s a CLASSIC! I’m surprised they didn’t include it.

  • @kancudi
    @kancudi 4 роки тому +45

    man "the man who was a gun" and "never die twice tomorrow" were some classics.

  • @kiwumara
    @kiwumara 4 роки тому +55

    Seeing Bill Hader play James Bond has awakened new fantasies within me XD

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 4 роки тому +131

    The Daniel Craig bits were priceless.

  • @Wutzmename
    @Wutzmename 2 роки тому +27

    I love the mistakes back then that we sadly don't have now. A person sneezing off camera, a person's shoulder coming into the camera's field of view and a boom mic making an appearance. It adds to the experience.

  • @sidharthiyer8042
    @sidharthiyer8042 3 роки тому +19

    Hader, Martin and Armisen nailed this🤣🤣

  • @MVBama
    @MVBama 4 роки тому +183

    Wow. Look how skinny John Luvitz is! And how sane and normal Randy Quaid is!

    •  4 роки тому +5

      It was a long time ago.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 4 роки тому +14

      Also, Victoria Jackson before she lost her mind. Or showed her true colors, I'm not sure which.

    • @Coryny
      @Coryny 4 роки тому +5

      Thought the same thing. Randy Quaid was awesome. I was also such a fan of Lovitz lying character (“Yeah, yeah. That’s it. That’s the ticket”) #goodtimes

    • @rogercrownover5950
      @rogercrownover5950 3 роки тому

      @@Coryny yea...yea, that's not me in this sketch, yea yea it's my dopplegangers doppleganger..yea,,,yea...that's the ticket.

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 4 роки тому +49

    Hilarious SNL comedy compilation!
    God bless the soul and rest in glory to one of the most funniest and multitalented comedic actors ever; the late great Phil Hartman.
    Sting caressing the stuffed bunny rabbit is priceless!
    Jon Lovitz,
    Steve Martin,
    Fred Armisen,
    Kate McKinnon,
    Kristen Wiig, and
    Bill Hader should be considered national treasures of comedy!
    Thank you for this upload.

    • @joeymorvant161
      @joeymorvant161 4 роки тому

      I agree, except for Fred. I never got him.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 роки тому +6

      - I think Bodine's reaction to Pussy Galore's name is the reaction we all have deep inside when we're trying to be more sophisticated.

  • @brodielarson9096
    @brodielarson9096 11 місяців тому +3

    "Frankly I question the wisdom of having a self destruct button..."
    - You only live twice - "Blow up the spacecraft with the button to destroy the evidence"

  • @benkallsen7593
    @benkallsen7593 4 роки тому +83

    This just goes to show that Steve Martin hasn't changed in 30+ years

  • @orangelion03
    @orangelion03 4 роки тому +76

    Jan Hooks, Phil Hartman RIP.

  • @jonathanshaffer6757
    @jonathanshaffer6757 4 роки тому +76

    “your beer sir... shaken” beer comes out half froth

    • @Njbear7453
      @Njbear7453 4 роки тому +2

      In beer technicality terms it’s called a “head”

  • @maacpiash
    @maacpiash 4 роки тому +53

    9:36 "I'll have a Corona... shaken, not stirred!" - James Bond (Steve Martin)

  • @DaddyTre65
    @DaddyTre65 4 роки тому +54

    Tim McGraw is hilarious! "I'm gonna try out that fancy french toilet that shoots water up my butt!"

    • @squidcaps4308
      @squidcaps4308 2 роки тому

      One of the worst sketches in SNL history. It is the worst because it is dull, mediocre. The entire time i just wish he would just shut up. None of the jokes land, but i guess i need to lower my intelligence to a level where "water up my butt" is funny.

    • @Micke12312
      @Micke12312 10 місяців тому

      ​@@squidcaps4308yeah it was pretty bad

    • @terryrussell8527
      @terryrussell8527 10 місяців тому

      Yeah that was great. So funny how humorless the New York crowd seemed. They need to take the stick out.

  • @lisamortini8567
    @lisamortini8567 4 роки тому +122

    Are we gonna talk about the fact that a Vodka Martini was 4.25 at the time? And that Bond then ordered a Corona? 😂

  • @FacheChanteDeux
    @FacheChanteDeux 4 роки тому +39

    That cat was amazing.

  • @caldersheagren
    @caldersheagren 4 роки тому +78

    Wow, that's one well-behaved cat!

  • @bryantcurtis2665
    @bryantcurtis2665 4 роки тому +29

    The real hero in this is the cat. Poor little thing is just trying to get away

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 4 роки тому +73

    Bill Hader looks like closest to Timothy Dalton but sounds like Sean Connery

  • @charlie-obrien
    @charlie-obrien 2 роки тому +34

    What an awesome mix of talent on the first clip from the 80's. Joan Cusack, Randy Quaid and Jon Lovitz were regulars and I'm guessing that Jimmy Breslin was the guest host. It wasn't all pop stars and actor/comic of the month back then. They really tried some different things.

    • @JamieMurphy25
      @JamieMurphy25 Рік тому

      Despite the fact that the 1985-86 season was considered one of the weakest seasons.

  • @proserpine8857
    @proserpine8857 Рік тому +3

    "Unzip my fly and go to town" 😂😂😂

  • @kristanmack
    @kristanmack 4 роки тому +21

    Gold sting petting a bunny 🐰 lol
    Love it

  • @algblessed1975
    @algblessed1975 4 роки тому +28

    RIP Sir Sean Connery

  • @brado1057
    @brado1057 4 роки тому +30

    “Jeez, ya come here to bed and you’re complaining already.” 😂

  • @ELWaller0388
    @ELWaller0388 4 роки тому +118

    That first clip is actually pretty funny. Its a shame Randy Quaid got fired, He was a talented guy. I like the laid back pace of the 80's sketches. It gives them time to breathe. Its like early Simpsons. not always racing to the punchline, sometimes just setting the mood and letting the situations happen

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 2 роки тому +14

      Funny story. Season 11, which is where the first clip was from, actually had Simpsons writers on the show (the good ones like John Vitti, George Meyer, and John Swartzwelder). None of them liked writing for SNL because the cast they had at the time was a bit too disparate. And most of the cast got fired because NBC once again threatened to shut down the show due to bad ratings and worse reviews. "Live From New York: The Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live" is a good read for anyone who wants to know about the 1985-1986 season (season 11), because it was a really obscure season that had a lot of surprises in it (SNL hired two LGBTQ cast members back before it became socially acceptable, Damon Wayans from "In Living Color" was once on this show and got himself fired for going off-script, Dennis Miller's Weekend Update was the 1985 equivalent of either the 1994 WU with Norm Macdonald or the current one with Michael Che and Colin Jost [read: it's a consistently funny bright spot in an otherwise uneven season], Anthony Michael Hall was the show's first and only cast member who was under 18 when hired, Robert Downey Jr. was a cast member on the show, etc).

    • @ELWaller0388
      @ELWaller0388 2 роки тому +5

      Haha, yeah. Can’t stand it now though

  • @faustsin9366
    @faustsin9366 3 роки тому +29

    It's so weird how good Sting would make a Bond villian

  • @bootitup6927
    @bootitup6927 4 роки тому +133

    Steve Martin was born to play james bond

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 4 роки тому +4

      Steve Martini

    • @WestOfEarth
      @WestOfEarth 4 роки тому +6

      If you've seen him in Pink Panther, then you have a sense of how funny he is as a detective/spy. I still remember lines from that movie.

    • @rh1507
      @rh1507 2 роки тому +1

      He's simply one of those wild and crazy guys.

  • @sierrabufe5133
    @sierrabufe5133 4 роки тому +15

    I love how Blofeld's cat is real!

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 роки тому +63

    It’s funny cause Bill is so absolutely sexy as James Bond but I know for a fact that he could pull of Dwayne with ease

    • @elbolsillo
      @elbolsillo 3 роки тому +3

      Pull off Dwayne? I think he was only interested in women. Not pulling off dudes...

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 3 роки тому +2

      @@elbolsillo BYE

    • @elbolsillo
      @elbolsillo 3 роки тому +3

      @@imtryingmybest673 SEE YA

  • @sparshitasahu2539
    @sparshitasahu2539 3 роки тому +15

    Bill hader as Bond really really REALLY is sth I didn't expect to have my full attention,but it did.

  • @AnotherLifeish
    @AnotherLifeish 4 роки тому +85

    Okay, Tim McGraw’s a national god damn treasure.

    • @johnf1979
      @johnf1979 4 роки тому +8

      LOL he really is he killed in that sketch

  • @Kerrviii
    @Kerrviii 4 роки тому +1497

    The first clip is almost like watching today’s American politicians.

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 4 роки тому +18

      How so?
      I mean, yes, most of the politicians are extreme, bonkers, forgetful, or flat out have no clue what they are doing. But personally, I cant see much of a connection. So I was just curious what ya meant. Not in an argumentive or attacking way, at all.

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @kingly1533
      @kingly1533 4 роки тому +16

      One on the left rocking Trump's hairstyle

    • @tatewinter8056
      @tatewinter8056 4 роки тому +6

      @@kari7403 there is a politician with an eyepatch btw

    • @patroclus.8
      @patroclus.8 4 роки тому +1

      No I think it was the second

  • @trulygreg7724
    @trulygreg7724 4 роки тому +37

    OMG ! Bill Hader is the perfect bond. Bloody hell! That look, that suit, that accent😍😍😍Damn, my heart is racing💖💖💖🔥🔥🔥💖💖💖
    & Fred is the perfect Bond Girl 😂😂😂
    I wish Bill & Fred create a Documentary Now episode where Bill plays Bond and Fred becomes his Bond girl😂😂😂

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 3 роки тому

      @Truly Greg - Excellent suggestion.

  • @atomicphilosopher6143
    @atomicphilosopher6143 4 роки тому +20

    Anyone else miss Jon Lovitz? One of the funniest comedians of all time and never made a single CD. Real shame.

  • @Xenabuffyfan
    @Xenabuffyfan 4 роки тому +10

    Fred Armisen as Penny Marshall KILLS me every time LOL

  • @robertphillips6296
    @robertphillips6296 4 роки тому +23

    That was the best Bond spoof yet.

  • @macsnafu
    @macsnafu 3 роки тому +12

    And now I want to see Bill Hader as Bond against Sting as the Bond villain...before it's too late!

  • @rickarchambault4756
    @rickarchambault4756 4 роки тому +17

    It took me awhile to realize that Auric Goldfinger was played by Jimmy Breslin on the Joan Cusak bit.

  • @TomBatemanRT85
    @TomBatemanRT85 4 роки тому +149

    Hey SNL, where's "Lease With An Option to Kill" with Christopher Walken? Please post that one!

  • @aviavix4478
    @aviavix4478 3 роки тому +8

    "I will have a corona"
    2020- Are you sure??

  •  4 роки тому +69

    A Season 11 sketch? Those are rare on this channel.

    • @rubylilamoore6322
      @rubylilamoore6322 4 роки тому +3

      Probably because casual comments about cavity searches aren't exactly acceptable these days

    •  4 роки тому +10

      @@rubylilamoore6322 Actually it's because Season 11 is considered the second worst season ever and the worst one produced by Lorne Michaels.

  • @shayjoono4910
    @shayjoono4910 4 роки тому +25

    The Jody Foster was right on point 😂

  • @TellMeMoreTMM
    @TellMeMoreTMM 4 роки тому +127

    I totally forgot about Steve Martin's cheap James Bond!

  • @jojotheswede8444
    @jojotheswede8444 Рік тому +5

    "The man who was a gun"
    most underrated bond movie

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 Рік тому +7

    The absolute best moment? Craig trying not to laugh at Armison! He is not one to break character, but he wasn't up against a villainous seductress like Fred before.

  • @msaquablue2925
    @msaquablue2925 4 роки тому +21

    Great Job on 007 skits. Great talent..love Bill Header's accent. Thanks SNL very entertaining.

  • @kettle_of_chris
    @kettle_of_chris 3 роки тому +23

    "Don't let Bond anywhere your 'Self Destruct' button"

  • @travishabursky4362
    @travishabursky4362 4 роки тому +47

    Randy Quaid makes an excellent Emilio Largo.

  • @pagehenson361
    @pagehenson361 4 роки тому +79

    I saw Bill....I clicked
    And God am I glad. His voiceeee!!😍🥵

    • @smorgan7297
      @smorgan7297 4 роки тому +1

      On the other side of the aisle, Jan and Victoria too. Holy smokes.

    • @Sharky165
      @Sharky165 4 роки тому

      @@smorgan7297 RIP Jan. It's a dayum shame that Victoria turned into a ChumpTard biatch.

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo 4 роки тому +26

    OMG I just got that Peggy Galore joke 😂😂😂

  • @deuteriumjones
    @deuteriumjones 4 роки тому +95

    We’re not going to talk about “Peggy Galore”?

    • @juliabee8430
      @juliabee8430 4 роки тому +4

      Can you explain the joke for me? And the whole "you used to be German" bit too, I don't get it

    • @TarzanSawyer
      @TarzanSawyer 4 роки тому +16

      @@juliabee8430 that second one is easy, the character was a german in the movies but got played by a New Yorker who either forgot or just didn't care to use a fake accent.

    • @juliabee8430
      @juliabee8430 4 роки тому +1

      @@TarzanSawyer ah, thought as much, thanks. But I also thought maybe there was more to it since I don't get the Peggy Galore bit at all

    • @Alexagrigorieff
      @Alexagrigorieff 4 роки тому +4

      ​@@TarzanSawyer Fun fact: Gert Fröbe (Goldfinger) was also in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie, written after a story by Ian Fleming.
      Desmond Llewelyn (Q) was in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, too.

    • @Qermaq
      @Qermaq 4 роки тому +12

      Julia Bee Pussy Galore would have a pussy. Peggy would have, well, the opposite. A peg. .

  • @lazio7495
    @lazio7495 2 роки тому +22

    Kristen Wigg is the best. Penny Marshall had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gabigrinka2241
    @gabigrinka2241 4 роки тому +35

    OMG!! STING IS IN THIS!!! GOLDSTING❤❤❤

  • @Mindfultranslations
    @Mindfultranslations 2 роки тому +2

    The Diane Keaton bit ? Priceless…

  • @G1manime
    @G1manime Рік тому +9

    I like how in the one with the card game, dude popped the same can twice lol

  • @bettysmith4641
    @bettysmith4641 4 роки тому +26

    R.I.P Phil Hartman 🙏

    • @NSHM122
      @NSHM122 4 роки тому +5

      And Jan Hooks who was in the same sketch.

    • @christineparis5607
      @christineparis5607 4 роки тому +2

      True....😘

    • @Sharky165
      @Sharky165 4 роки тому +2

      His Sinatra and Bill Clinton impressions were off the chain funny.
      A lot people don't know he an earlier career as a graphic artist, and he designed a few classic rock album covers. RIP indeed.

    • @davidjackson2524
      @davidjackson2524 4 роки тому +2

      Sharky165 we'll also remember Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure in The Simpsons

    • @christineparis5607
      @christineparis5607 4 роки тому

      @@davidjackson2524
      🤗😄

  • @tricityladytn
    @tricityladytn 3 роки тому +4

    Bill Hader's 007 is the perfect James Mason.

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 4 роки тому +11

    Lovitz as Blofeld may be the most handsome I have ever seen him.

  • @RogerHerzler
    @RogerHerzler 4 роки тому +4

    Jon Lovitz is holding a real cat. That's a patient cat.

    • @crunchyfresco
      @crunchyfresco 4 роки тому

      I thought it was a fake cat 😦 until I saw him moving.

  • @alexanders562
    @alexanders562 4 роки тому +24

    Jon Lovits' character: was Mike Myers even trying with Dr. Evil?

    • @RollingOrmond
      @RollingOrmond 4 роки тому +5

      He fused the Blowfeld character with Lorne Michaels mannerisms for Dr. Evil.

  • @EvilFookaire
    @EvilFookaire 4 роки тому +38

    Kate slays it as always, but I gotta admit, it wasn't just Kate who killed me in this one... Her as Ellen, and as Jodie Foster, definitely slayed... but "Penny Marshall" and "Lea Michele" also got to slay. And that was just the "bond girls" part.

  • @jessiea893
    @jessiea893 4 роки тому +84

    "I'll bet one pound"
    *places a dollar bill on the table*
    they really couldn't find a one pound coin to use?

    • @harvestturkey1339
      @harvestturkey1339 4 роки тому +3

      DiRoRhys i thought it was suppose to be in the Bahamas though so a US dollar would make more sense than a pound but i think they were over thinking the British aspect of bond.

    • @jessiea893
      @jessiea893 4 роки тому

      @Jim McCracken ? quite an unnecessary response if you ask me ;)

    • @jessiea893
      @jessiea893 4 роки тому +1

      @@harvestturkey1339 the James Bond did say (as I commented) 'I'll bet one pound' which is the UK's currency and our 1 pound is a coin not a note and I found that funny. They definitely did it as they have American audience who wouldn't grasp the joke as quickly if an actual 1 pound coin was used.

    • @jessiea893
      @jessiea893 4 роки тому +1

      @Jim McCracken I also "didn't ask you" and considering you replied to MY comment maybe teach yourself some manners as I hope you don't talk to people like this in real life.

    • @jessiea893
      @jessiea893 4 роки тому

      @Jim McCracken I was making a joke ? I'm not hung up about it - I just found it quite funny...

  • @yatsu2me
    @yatsu2me 4 роки тому +96

    What about "Today is Never Yesterday" with Chris Parnell and Garth Brooks? James Bond's STD problems, "...Oh, my God! Uh.. excuse me, there's an emergency at the lab. It seems that "Bond-4" has eaten through its beaker."

    • @shetierrr
      @shetierrr 4 роки тому +8

      I was bummed it wasn't apart of this!!!

    • @turkeybowlwinkle4440
      @turkeybowlwinkle4440 4 роки тому

      Same here. That was SNL's best Bond sketch.

    • @jimjam2996
      @jimjam2996 4 роки тому

      www.dailymotion.com/video/xzvktk

    • @themorrigan7224
      @themorrigan7224 3 роки тому +1

      @@jimjam2996 the hero we needed, not the hero we deserved

  • @xanderk84
    @xanderk84 4 роки тому +68

    This first sketch must have been the inspiration for Austin Powers.

    • @Sharky165
      @Sharky165 4 роки тому +11

      Every Bond movie ever is the inspiration for the great Mr Powers ! 😁🤣

    • @bg11211
      @bg11211 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly that Michael Caine

    • @customtattoosbyrobby2064
      @customtattoosbyrobby2064 4 роки тому +1

      so much b4 myers was even around

  • @slowpoke6743
    @slowpoke6743 4 роки тому +298

    I saw my ex and her new boyfriend crossing the street when a bus ran them over and killed them both. I thought to myself, wow that could've been me.
    ....then I remembered, I cant drive a bus

    • @bhocolatebhipbookie3967
      @bhocolatebhipbookie3967 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @slowpoke6743
      @slowpoke6743 4 роки тому +11

      @Pipe Tunes cuz jokes are only meant to be heard by you and only you one time and one time only..You hear that everybody? Pipe loons over here says you owe him tree fiddy

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 4 роки тому +2

      This is irrelevant to the video. Fuck outta here

    • @slowpoke6743
      @slowpoke6743 4 роки тому +8

      @@nebulousisgodYour mom's name is "outta here"?

    • @joellezima3506
      @joellezima3506 4 роки тому +3

      @@slowpoke6743 dammmnn 😂 not cool but damn

  • @PIXPromosMore
    @PIXPromosMore 4 роки тому +8

    Just thought of another Bond sketch they skipped--when Christopher Walken hosted for the first time in 1990, he reprised his villain role in "A View to a Kill". The sketch was called "Lease, with an Option to Kill"

  • @cantdance3077
    @cantdance3077 Рік тому +10

    I would pay money to see Steve Martin as James Bond.

  • @whattheflorida7159
    @whattheflorida7159 4 роки тому +33

    Love how they make sketches on james bond and actually managed to get james bond 😂

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 Рік тому

      Yeah, Every Bond deserves kudos. But when will they get Connery? He is the true legend.

    • @sterlingadams5291
      @sterlingadams5291 11 місяців тому

      "Managed to get James Bond"
      My brother in Christ, Daniel Craig was the host.

  • @patrick-aka-patski
    @patrick-aka-patski 3 роки тому +5

    that's a real cat in Lovitz lap! :O :D

  • @Chrisgg1624
    @Chrisgg1624 4 роки тому +1

    I learned one thing after reading comments here. I had no idea Bill Hader got you ladies so excited.