The Demon King Will Fall - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • @thebeeking9633
    @thebeeking9633 3 роки тому +1118

    “Why did I send out horses against flamethrowers, what’s wrong with me?”
    Proceeds to send out people with balloons and a paintbrush.

  • @nikhilshah9559
    @nikhilshah9559 3 роки тому +694

    I love how an eldritch being of infinite power wielding a claymore morphs into a flying demon and Cap’s just like “sailor moon transformation”

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 3 роки тому +24

      To be fair have you seen that show power display?

    • @themustardman219
      @themustardman219 3 роки тому +21

      Eldritch implies it's entire existence being infinite, it is merely a godlike being.

    • @strucktwice6067
      @strucktwice6067 3 роки тому +11

      Sailor H e l l .

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 3 роки тому +10

      it's pink and full of ribbons what else would it be

    • @lisaamah4372
      @lisaamah4372 3 роки тому +2

      Basically the same thing

  • @yourmicrowave7112
    @yourmicrowave7112 3 роки тому +412

    The fact Jarls can kill both gods with only 6 makes me think they deserve a valhalla

    • @veeaiden9244
      @veeaiden9244 3 роки тому +59

      The jarls are so underrated to be honest before and after buff

    • @mianreplicate
      @mianreplicate 3 роки тому +46

      @@veeaiden9244 i wouldnt say underrated before buff to be honest. But definitely after buff, the jarl is so op that you wont be able to overrate the jarl.

    • @fenkight3487
      @fenkight3487 3 роки тому +43

      Jarls are really good since they have the enrage, enrage activates once the unit is half health and while they are enrage it gives a lot of attack speed and makes the unit inmune to damage until enrage ends, that's why the Jarl could just 1v1 Demon guy

    • @mianreplicate
      @mianreplicate 3 роки тому +7

      @@fenkight3487 yup

    • @ratchit8122
      @ratchit8122 3 роки тому +9

      I think they should have some knockoff Kratos.

  • @mikebuston7407
    @mikebuston7407 3 роки тому +286

    The jarl throw himself into the demon king is like the most anime thing i've seen

    • @theconnorcorner2345
      @theconnorcorner2345 3 роки тому +8

      It’s pronounced satan lol

    • @sylvesterwilliams3869
      @sylvesterwilliams3869 3 роки тому +7

      Tanjiro style

    • @MatrixWorxs
      @MatrixWorxs 3 роки тому +17

      @@theconnorcorner2345 It's pronounced No-one-asked

    • @theconnorcorner2345
      @theconnorcorner2345 3 роки тому +8

      @@MatrixWorxs I’m sorry I didn’t know I couldn’t make a joke?

    • @dustin66
      @dustin66 3 роки тому +7

      Or it is like Skyrim. The jarls in Skyrim protect their people before themselves

  • @blurry_face_exe60
    @blurry_face_exe60 3 роки тому +155

    Sauce: *enters Hell*
    TABS: *Doom Eternal music hits*

  • @redacted5657
    @redacted5657 3 роки тому +247

    “And we’re Screwed”
    -captainSauce every day

  • @liamvernon2703
    @liamvernon2703 3 роки тому +82

    are we not gonna talk about how captainsauce says deathbringer is un-impressive when he killed thor, then almost killed Grim after killing a norse god

    • @fish7222
      @fish7222 3 роки тому +4

      Ya a hobbit could do that to

    • @irrelevanttroll3312
      @irrelevanttroll3312 3 роки тому +7

      @@fish7222 you serious?

    • @fish7222
      @fish7222 3 роки тому +7

      @@irrelevanttroll3312 no I'm just joking well it might be funny to watch how many it would take to beat any of them

    • @irrelevanttroll3312
      @irrelevanttroll3312 3 роки тому +7

      @@fish7222 yeah

    • @themustardman219
      @themustardman219 3 роки тому +12

      It isn't flashy, but it gets the job done.

  • @CrazedBot37
    @CrazedBot37 3 роки тому +17

    For future reference, the Chronomancer is good against single units, but is horrible against swarms, but the Void Monarch is a good crowd clearer, but has trouble against tanky hard-hitting units, which is why he died so easily to the Jarl

    • @rafaelalvesoliveira245
      @rafaelalvesoliveira245 Рік тому +3

      Actually
      I found out the chronomancer sucks agaisnt crowds of ranged units
      He just tears melee units apart
      Ive tested it
      (Ik this is two years old but still just wanted to stuck it out there)

  • @icecreamman8163
    @icecreamman8163 3 роки тому +54

    This is one of the oldest channels that produces great quality tabs videos and now I am starting to remember the neon faction days

  • @austinnorris6834
    @austinnorris6834 3 роки тому +43

    Cap: there is a lot of moving parts to take into consideration when form our strategy *puts hands together menacingly*
    Im gonna shoot um

  • @mjfadeaway22
    @mjfadeaway22 3 роки тому +112

    That sword on his back may seem like decoration. Until he used it to make you a decoration on his sword

  • @TheGamer-ry5ib
    @TheGamer-ry5ib 3 роки тому +102

    Community: wow cool sword
    Demon king: haha funny stick

  • @briishcabbage568
    @briishcabbage568 3 роки тому +23

    "Whatever game you`re playing it wont work. You can`t defeat- wait is that a tank oH GOD OH FU-"
    -The literal king of demons, 12/4/21, 22:03

  • @jackdiedtoday_
    @jackdiedtoday_ 3 роки тому +70

    "They may have weather manipulation, rings of fire, and the literal king of hell, but maybe we can try an M1 Abrams?"
    GATE in a nutshell

  • @crazedrabbyt221
    @crazedrabbyt221 3 роки тому +58

    Death Bringer: "I am the edgiest death!"
    Grim: "hold my bodies"

  • @zerocode5870
    @zerocode5870 3 роки тому +124

    I love the amount of tabs were getting

  • @slimracket101
    @slimracket101 3 роки тому +65

    "The big dopey sword"
    Didnt think it was possible for a weapon to be dopey but somehow it works 🤔 🤣

  • @nugget4931
    @nugget4931 3 роки тому +427

    Nugget is surprised you have survived my minions......

  • @DinoCrazy15
    @DinoCrazy15 3 роки тому +17

    18:46 That Jarl That Killed The Flaming Demon Should Get A Award.

  • @drag0nemper0r97
    @drag0nemper0r97 3 роки тому +51

    The Jarl might be one of the strongest support units in all of tabs ever since the update that gave him an AOE rage buff to allies and a new ice pillar attack. Hes got lots of health, and does a lot of damage with his giant axe. Such a good unit

    • @Isuream6331
      @Isuream6331 2 роки тому +6

      And his rage makes him IMMUNE TO ALL DAMAGE

    • @thomkoval
      @thomkoval 2 роки тому +7

      The Enrage Ability Isn't Support It Happens when the Jarl is overwhelmed then the Jarl becomes Invincible And Only the Jarl becomes enraged.

    • @joeljustjazzing
      @joeljustjazzing Рік тому

      @@Isuream6331 which is practically demonic edgelord monster levels of op

  • @cheezygamingtwo8505
    @cheezygamingtwo8505 3 роки тому +450

    I will forever ask for more west of loathing

  • @inconspicuouspotatoes2588
    @inconspicuouspotatoes2588 3 роки тому +80

    “Nothing says welcome to hell like burnt nipples”
    Huh, I guess I need to start taking notes...

  • @wackyguest2560
    @wackyguest2560 3 роки тому +362

    Sauce always puts a smile on my face because of he is funny as HECK

  • @thetoppatamongus
    @thetoppatamongus 3 роки тому +12

    The thing about the Chromomancer and the Void Monarch: They have like no health, but when they transform, they heal themselves to full.

  • @roberttidwell939
    @roberttidwell939 3 роки тому +2

    I love that 17:40 minutes in he chose the jarl the Nerely fell off then killed 2 units thin climes back up then survived the round and won the next round

  • @b-17theflyingfortress
    @b-17theflyingfortress 3 роки тому +35

    Captainsauce:(Wants to kill the demon king)
    Doomguy: You called?

    • @ng_reality2264
      @ng_reality2264 3 роки тому

      E

    • @rafaelsarzaba6392
      @rafaelsarzaba6392 3 роки тому +2

      the doom music starts rising

    • @doomslayer4801
      @doomslayer4801 3 роки тому +1

      You called

    • @paulasekirden2226
      @paulasekirden2226 3 роки тому

      @@doomslayer4801 what a coincidence

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 роки тому

      @@doomslayer4801 hey doomslayer, My nivilian captives have made me a new prototype weapon. Apparently it causes things to tear in half.

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 3 роки тому +50

    Someone needs to make a "UA-camr Quotes" book and have Cap as an entry

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 3 роки тому +39

    Funfact: The celestial aegis's shield acts exactly like a droidekas shield. Fast moving projectiles are deflected while slow moving projectiles past through it.
    You can test this with a bomb thrower. The bombs thrown directly will bounce off but a bomb that hits the floor and rolls into the shield passes through it.

  • @cathygrandstaff1957
    @cathygrandstaff1957 3 роки тому +15

    “Sailor Moon transformation”
    Considering this is TABS Lucifer “Sailor Venus transformation” would be more appropriate. 😆
    I want to see both the good faction and the evil faction conquering the world.

    • @lolbitch_loser
      @lolbitch_loser 3 роки тому +1

      Or the good and evil vs sauce,matt,B.A.N

  • @NotLTGamez
    @NotLTGamez 3 роки тому +13

    I just realized how underrated sauce is. I thought he would be at like 10 mill by now. He deserves more

  • @122bossgg3
    @122bossgg3 3 роки тому +15

    “Gotta make sure to have a friend in the back”
    -captain sauce 2021

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 роки тому +12

    What a great day to watch a TABS video from CaptainSauce.

  • @jordanbramlett1759
    @jordanbramlett1759 3 роки тому +6

    10:30 normal person gets shot in the back: that hurt I might need to go to the hospital
    This guy gets shot in the back: dissapears completely

    • @matthewborgen5018
      @matthewborgen5018 3 роки тому +1

      It's the size of a tree trunk, what do you want him to do?

    • @jordanbramlett1759
      @jordanbramlett1759 3 роки тому

      Just that he completely dissapear out of nowhere lol from a bowman

  • @commissargeko4029
    @commissargeko4029 3 роки тому +9

    Started playing "the only thing they fear is you" at around this timestamp 14:47 worked surprisingly well.

  • @idletime6635
    @idletime6635 3 роки тому +11

    6:05 are we not gonna talk about how he got 2 DARK PEASEANTS in 4 elves

    • @heidiforte7645
      @heidiforte7645 3 роки тому +2

      yah I want to know the chances on that

    • @JayDaftAJ
      @JayDaftAJ Місяць тому

      I know and it was SO EXPENSIVE TO spawn in! The Present Elves are just So Broken! 💀💀💀

  • @Fallout42069e
    @Fallout42069e 3 роки тому +13

    “It’s over bad side, I have the high ground!”

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 роки тому +9

    I really love how the Reaper was able to just go HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OFF MY PROPERTY all over the demon king. It was great. Also, it's nice to know that modern technology can absolutely cheese the demons into submission

  • @IsfetSolaris
    @IsfetSolaris 3 роки тому +8

    PSA, the deathbringer is underwhelming but it has 2 hidden abilities. It has a chance to 1 shot a unit based on how low its health is, and it has ~50% life rip on hit.

    • @miraak7857
      @miraak7857 3 роки тому +2

      So it heals over time if it hits something?

    • @dombelly3343
      @dombelly3343 2 роки тому +1

      it can also dodge
      it also for some reason seems more composed than other units

  • @smoothwolfgacha4716
    @smoothwolfgacha4716 3 роки тому +1

    Hell: *brings out everything to fight off an army of vikings*
    Sauce: *brings put an m1a2 Abrams and 2 thors*
    Hell: well fu- *gets destroyed*

  • @leafPB
    @leafPB 3 роки тому +26

    "he just whacked it in the ass with his ax"
    -captainsauce

  • @imadog2274
    @imadog2274 3 роки тому +25

    I was going to tap an notifocation, you said NO, i ended up tapping this one

  • @maxcreed5366
    @maxcreed5366 3 роки тому +6

    I think I speak for everyone when I say this thanks for years of good times with you. Thank you

  • @beesechurger28
    @beesechurger28 3 роки тому +6

    I have a so broken thing that I wanted to share, and explain.
    Turn on the “Make Units Not Die” in the bug dlc list.
    Then make Cupids face off against longships
    It is Broken.
    E x p l a n a t i o n.
    The boat it’s self is a real alive entity, when the people throw the boat it dies.
    After that when the boat get shot with a Cupid arrow it will try to make love with the people carrying the boat.
    You can add a dragon so it’s M O R E broken, and yes the dragon might make love with the boat.

    • @jernyceaayugat5053
      @jernyceaayugat5053 3 роки тому

      Wooden fat dragons made partially out of paper machet and some humans trapped within, nice child

    • @beesechurger28
      @beesechurger28 3 роки тому

      @@jernyceaayugat5053 I should said Da Vinci Tank.
      A under water tank boat would have been better, and at least da Vinci would have new friends inside the tank.

  • @johnsullyiv5666
    @johnsullyiv5666 3 роки тому +2

    Comment battle: this is Sparta
    10 shield bearers
    10 sarissas
    10 hoplites on both sides
    1 zeus
    2 Minotaurs
    3 balistas in the back
    20 snake archers
    1 bard
    Your one of my favorite youtubers, sorry this is so complicated

    • @johnsullyiv5666
      @johnsullyiv5666 3 роки тому

      Sorry if your not doing that anymore I found you and am now going and watching all your tabs vids

  • @T0UCHMYJ1T
    @T0UCHMYJ1T 10 місяців тому +1

    Cap's luck is insane, I have tried 1000s of times without a single dark peasant and the fact that he got 2 with like 6 elves is just dumb

  • @blackspiderman687
    @blackspiderman687 3 роки тому +44

    This is the true meaning of transformation jutsu in tabs

    • @rowdog7233
      @rowdog7233 3 роки тому +1

      The nrauto jutsu

    • @blackspiderman687
      @blackspiderman687 3 роки тому

      @@rowdog7233 yes but all of them know how to do the jutsu

    • @rowdog7233
      @rowdog7233 3 роки тому

      You right

    • @Whiskers4169
      @Whiskers4169 3 роки тому

      Whoa your name is black Spiderman not black Panther lol

  • @jaxxe8380
    @jaxxe8380 3 роки тому +8

    you upload right when I get off my computer, just what I needed

  • @carlix07
    @carlix07 3 роки тому +2

    the jarl and any unit in the enrage state becomes invincible and faster so unless you kill them immediately they will just tank all your attacks until the rage state stops

  • @jacobmurray5444
    @jacobmurray5444 3 роки тому +2

    "He's the god of thunder you didn't get to take the god of thunder out with a little electricity"
    Me remembering Thor: Ragnarok "Or can you?"

  • @DegnaDings
    @DegnaDings 2 роки тому +2

    Captainsauce: We need a good strategy
    Also Cap: I shoot gun pew pew
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @QuarkPowered
    @QuarkPowered 3 роки тому +17

    9 seconds after the upload, a new record

  • @lArcadiuml
    @lArcadiuml 3 роки тому +6

    The demon king fight was like if the final boss of a game dies from having a shoe droped on his head

    • @jernyceaayugat5053
      @jernyceaayugat5053 3 роки тому +1

      *intense tloz oot flashbaks when link can use a net to deflect magical balls*

    • @galacticterry3838
      @galacticterry3838 3 роки тому +1

      Flash back to borderlands 2 hammerlocks hunt final boss falling down stairs

    • @lolbitch_loser
      @lolbitch_loser 3 роки тому

      Hahaha

  • @Ultramonee
    @Ultramonee 3 роки тому +9

    Before: peasants fight eachother
    Now: The viking army marches through hell and slays the demon king
    Tabs has come so far.

    • @domleo0815
      @domleo0815 3 роки тому

      Yep

    • @woahdude5553
      @woahdude5553 3 роки тому

      there has been vikings and the dark peasant for 6 years

    • @Ultramonee
      @Ultramonee 3 роки тому

      @@woahdude5553 But not a hell map, and the dark peasant isnt the demon king

  • @captainrayquaza80
    @captainrayquaza80 3 роки тому +4

    Cap's strat in one phrase:
    "Then I started blasting"

  • @ewokcitc
    @ewokcitc 3 роки тому +1

    Cap, the jarl is actually super powerful. When it takes about half health in damage, it’s attack power, attack speed, and move speed all increase. Later after it wears off, it reactivates at 1/4-1/8 health. Also, the ice arena does upfront damage and freeze plus are knocked into the air to enemies caught within and slowly damages anyone still inside.

  • @ditty6646
    @ditty6646 3 роки тому +16

    Bet that big dopey sword was just something the demon king found like a cool sticc

    • @ng_reality2264
      @ng_reality2264 3 роки тому +2

      E

    • @Joey8809
      @Joey8809 3 роки тому +1

      E

    • @tiky3389
      @tiky3389 3 роки тому +1

      He probably has a huge longbow for his main also
      E

    • @ditty6646
      @ditty6646 3 роки тому +1

      E

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I wonder if swords are everywhere in the under world
      Also
      E

  • @Crrsive_Rach
    @Crrsive_Rach 3 роки тому +9

    CaptainSauce: there’s gonna be a whole lot of moving parts today instead of one forming a complex and winnable strategy
    Also CaptainSauce: i’m just gonna shoot them.

  • @pamelamercer2404
    @pamelamercer2404 3 роки тому +6

    “They’ve got the high ground Luke!!”

  • @mrender1016
    @mrender1016 3 роки тому +2

    Fun fact the jarls rage (the orange effects) is op enough to kill many things

  • @flyingteacup8369
    @flyingteacup8369 3 роки тому +1

    "OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED IT."
    The words of a man. Who was just expecting a massacre.

  • @jsshorthouse9270
    @jsshorthouse9270 3 роки тому +57

    Captain s: YOU JUST GOTTA BE A GOOD LIL GURL”

  • @kiwiYupthatsme
    @kiwiYupthatsme 3 роки тому +4

    I know you probably won’t see this but I have to just thank you for what you do you really made my day today.

  • @mrdooce7053
    @mrdooce7053 3 роки тому +3

    How does sauce not have 5 or even ten million yet holy shit always makes me laugh no matter what mood I’m in never change
    Still remember the clone drone in the danger zone (or whatever the game is called I can’t remember exactly )

  • @thequietone5286
    @thequietone5286 3 роки тому +1

    The vikings in the into sequence showcase one thing : that the jarls are busted. They literally took down a demon lord with their bear nips

  • @SonyBannaMan
    @SonyBannaMan 3 роки тому +2

    Demon King : I am invincible invincible
    Jarl: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 3 роки тому +9

    Day 56 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

    • @Protectorio099
      @Protectorio099 3 роки тому +1

      Wow you really won't give up on this good job.

  • @thelegend-cv8ns
    @thelegend-cv8ns 3 роки тому +5

    And the race has began to see who can make the funniest comment in the least amount of time

  • @moonmangaming518
    @moonmangaming518 3 роки тому +13

    Here’s some milk and cookies you’ve reached the end of the comments 🥛🥛🍪🍪

  • @lexcietica5932
    @lexcietica5932 2 роки тому +1

    Dem0n king: no one can stop me!
    Jarl: *rage mode activate*
    Dem0n king: oh no

  • @Snippe475
    @Snippe475 3 роки тому

    the final fight was truly in the spirit of tabs. cap used everything that he learned over the course of the episode, sending vikings, the reaper, and an idiot on a barrel to fight the forces of hell and failed. then he brought a tank and some blonde dudes with hammers and won almost instantly. the true tabs experience.

  • @tofy866
    @tofy866 3 роки тому +5

    You when you’re depressed:
    When you watch sauce’s videos: DEPRESSION CURED

  • @jakeferber2452
    @jakeferber2452 3 роки тому +5

    Cap, I feel like you should take control of the good faction and rough up the other factions (side note, the Devine arbiter can pretty much one shot a king).

  • @holy_scythe_wielder
    @holy_scythe_wielder 3 роки тому +4

    You should definitely have an all out war between the forces of heaven and hell

  • @parractor7995
    @parractor7995 3 роки тому +1

    the jarl sacrificing himself to kill the demon was really noble

    • @crowbell3059
      @crowbell3059 3 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @dcmaxima13
      @dcmaxima13 3 роки тому

      The Jarl:I give myself FOR MY TEAM!! a true warrior.

  • @TheDarkdoomful
    @TheDarkdoomful 3 роки тому

    Fun Fact for the Capt: A Viking who went to Valhalla was known as an Einherjar or An Army of One. The reason they were in Valhalla was to train and fight until the end of days when they would form an army (An entire army made of people who ALONE counted as an army) against the forces of Surtr, a Giant/Demon wielding a flaming sword who rules Muspelheim the realm of fire.

  • @jennyjin1617
    @jennyjin1617 3 роки тому +3

    The Vikings need to defeat the demon king to *not* go to nifilheim and instead valhalla

  • @VolcanicoD.S.
    @VolcanicoD.S. 3 роки тому +4

    No one will see this captain sauce is amazing

  • @apocalypseking6839
    @apocalypseking6839 3 роки тому +2

    OK captain sauce you have been posting so much tabs my mind is blown every single video is so good with so much funny enjoyable content thank you so much for being on the UA-cam platform you will go down in history as one of the greatest

  • @minigundozer14
    @minigundozer14 3 роки тому +1

    The Jarl has an enrage ability giving it increased attack speed and infinite health for about 10 seconds
    DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE VIKINGS

  • @womenandmensuckbecomemonke6782
    @womenandmensuckbecomemonke6782 3 роки тому +13

    The sauce

  • @williampavlik9734
    @williampavlik9734 3 роки тому +6

    I made a campaign for you it is called cold hearted medieval

    • @VolcanicoD.S.
      @VolcanicoD.S. 3 роки тому +1

      I wish i could see what it was but i don’t have tabs.I bet it’s great.If i could make a campaign i would do snuffy’s adventure through yt.

  • @zee2stealthy
    @zee2stealthy 3 роки тому +4

    Sauce how are you surprised by grim its literally his realm you expect him too loose in his realm ha!

  • @nightlesstk
    @nightlesstk 3 роки тому +1

    Sauce:“HES THE GOD OF THUNDER YA CANT BEAT HIM WITH ELECTRICITY”
    Me: remember ragnarak? Yeah

  • @plaidhatter1674
    @plaidhatter1674 3 роки тому +1

    That unit just got hit so hard that the weapons were left where they were

  • @belac5725
    @belac5725 3 роки тому +3

    Pov: a kid says fortnite is the best 1:35

  • @cyrian2591
    @cyrian2591 3 роки тому +4

    The yarl's berserk mode makes them immune to damage that is how they beat the demon guy

  • @NihilisticView
    @NihilisticView 3 роки тому +6

    Amber fire! I just said a random word.

  • @catwithacomputerwhatwillhedo
    @catwithacomputerwhatwillhedo 3 роки тому +2

    Cap: Aaaand they're dead.
    Jarl: no

  • @thatchillasian8924
    @thatchillasian8924 3 роки тому

    How to beat the Void Monarch:
    -Guys with bare nips and axes
    -an M1 Abrams

  • @crruption4922
    @crruption4922 3 роки тому +5

    E

  • @jug2947
    @jug2947 3 роки тому +1

    Hero’s in Anime: Will shall kill the demon king.
    CaptainSauce: Killing it while roasting him.

    • @ixion6454
      @ixion6454 3 роки тому

      what if the main character was the demon king/lord?

    • @jug2947
      @jug2947 3 роки тому

      @@ixion6454 Mans brain to big

  • @IsfetSolaris
    @IsfetSolaris 3 роки тому +1

    there's only one thing I don't like about this channel, and it's that your content is so good that it always feels like you leave us off on a cliffhanger.

  • @Actualizer-c9l
    @Actualizer-c9l 3 роки тому +1

    "The church of the snuffies"
    5 snuffies
    8 Heaven snuffies
    1 Hobbit

  • @h1_r4m20
    @h1_r4m20 3 роки тому +1

    The Jarl went to Valhalla when he defeated the demon king (He was like: my purpose is done here)

  • @hallow_creator7501
    @hallow_creator7501 3 роки тому

    Giant Demon God: *transforms into a bigger demon god*
    Jarl: I ain't dealing with that *SMACK*
    Cap: Oh my god they killed it, WHAT!?

    • @phantomy2034
      @phantomy2034 3 роки тому

      I can't tell whether that jarl died afterwards or got horribly stuck.

  • @Zenioitih
    @Zenioitih 3 роки тому

    "Projectile Party"
    -3 Firework archers
    -3 Archers
    -2 Billista's
    -2 Catapults
    -10 Ice archers
    -3 Artimises
    -4 Canons
    -4 Bomb canons
    -2 Zeuses
    -5 Ninja
    -1 Sensei
    Rules
    No beserkers,raptors, raptor riders, no damn wobbly horses, no giants of any kind.
    Gl Captain Salsa

  • @Freeando
    @Freeando 3 роки тому +1

    An eldritch god and king of hell himself, got smushed by a tank operated by wobbly horses on hampster wheels with man puppets

  • @gigachad7879
    @gigachad7879 3 роки тому +1

    You already know it’s a good day when Captain makes a video

  • @drcubeface
    @drcubeface 3 роки тому

    now remember kids
    if you accidentally have a satan infestation in a your house here are some option on what to do
    1. get a viking with a bear skin hat and a big axe to beat him up
    2. get the grim reaper to beat him up
    3. get a m1Abrams tank...
    to beat him up

  • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
    @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 3 роки тому

    "Now hear me out, they may have weather manipulation, and rings of fire, and the litteral king of Hell, but maybe we can try an M1 Abrams?"
    -Capitain Sauce, 2021