Nothing Can Beat The Spooky Faction - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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  • @randommemes5022
    @randommemes5022 Рік тому +309

    The absolute fear and shock you can hear in his voice when he says "What is this thing!?" while reacting to The Reaper is beyond golden.

    • @Zapp-9115
      @Zapp-9115 5 місяців тому +4

      Even his face goes from laughing to ☹️

    • @janekaallen7473
      @janekaallen7473 25 днів тому +1

      I love it. And the spooky faction it’s my fav.

  • @chobez271
    @chobez271 5 років тому +615

    23:58“Catapults can one shot anything”
    He little confused but he got the spirit

    • @aidenreynolds2583
      @aidenreynolds2583 5 років тому +13

      FOR COMMUNISM!!!!

    • @nephewbarracuda1068
      @nephewbarracuda1068 5 років тому +10

      ....
      ...
      ....
      .....
      UR THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED!

    • @danadrian2752
      @danadrian2752 5 років тому +19

      Lol a lot of the tubers I watch end up confusing the names of the artillery units every now and then, once one of them accidentally called the Catapult a Hwacha

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 5 років тому +5

      *Sad Ballista noises*

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 5 років тому +2

      @Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains YEAHHH!!!!!

  • @br0kenviny136
    @br0kenviny136 5 років тому +1134

    Captain Sauce: They probably re-skinned the other units
    T.A.B.S: Am I a joke to you?

  • @GeminiRandom56
    @GeminiRandom56 Рік тому +103

    Cap cracking up at the skeletons falling apart is honestly the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

  • @landonmiller3305
    @landonmiller3305 3 роки тому +284

    "This is the most effort they've put into any update i've ever seen in this game." ,
    2 years later, tabs full release

    • @thegoldenbucketstudios9896
      @thegoldenbucketstudios9896 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @Perfection-given-form
      @Perfection-given-form 3 роки тому +10

      Don’t you mean like half a year earlier?
      Because TABS full release was 1st April 2019

    • @shadowcrimson2117
      @shadowcrimson2117 3 роки тому +30

      @@Perfection-given-form Yes but actually that was early access. When the Good Faction and Evil Faction and the other things that came with that update was released, that was the full release of tabs.

    • @Perfection-given-form
      @Perfection-given-form 3 роки тому +7

      @@shadowcrimson2117 oh okay 👍

    • @kamadant7019
      @kamadant7019 3 роки тому +1

      I mean he is right.

  • @aname7585
    @aname7585 5 років тому +1069

    Pulls out ballista: "the catapult can one-shot anything"

    • @zfull4962
      @zfull4962 5 років тому +26

      I was gonna say that

    • @amalgamationprime3168
      @amalgamationprime3168 5 років тому +21

      But that friendly fire tho.

    • @abdullahmejjallid7294
      @abdullahmejjallid7294 5 років тому +25

      Your icon amplifies the effect of that sentence 10 fold

    • @jennmason4228
      @jennmason4228 5 років тому +4

      @@nonexistent7570 i get the joke but i dont think ive ever deen a ballista miss

    • @aname7585
      @aname7585 5 років тому +2

      Abdullah Mejjallid ikr

  • @littlegamedude6351
    @littlegamedude6351 4 роки тому +294

    ballista: exists
    captain sauce: "is this a catapult?"

  • @-realityanims-8361
    @-realityanims-8361 5 років тому +224

    Capt: I need everything with shields.
    Shield Bearer: Am I a joke to you?

  • @evang580
    @evang580 4 роки тому +207

    "We can't even blow it up!"
    -America when they had ran out of ideas.

    • @thekinglemon7643
      @thekinglemon7643 4 роки тому +6

      Hi Evan G I am Evan A

    • @edison9725
      @edison9725 4 роки тому +3

      No you are Evan L

    • @SilverFish11311
      @SilverFish11311 4 роки тому +2

      I can’t tell if this is a joke I know i’m a dunce but this offensive we also shoot stuff

    • @totallycalixo
      @totallycalixo 4 роки тому +1

      @@SilverFish11311 it’s a joke

    • @IzuMiya.
      @IzuMiya. 4 роки тому +2

      There are one too many Evans in this comment section

  • @jiannamurray4809
    @jiannamurray4809 4 роки тому +116

    "Hey hey no unnatural breeding." "We're good!"
    Skeleton catapult: let me introduce myself

  • @destinychambers6814
    @destinychambers6814 5 років тому +350

    Cap: Calls Ballista “Catapult” multiple times.
    *Ballista sad noises*

  • @kake3576
    @kake3576 5 років тому +212

    CaptainSauce: Defeats the spooky faction and reaper.
    Everyone liked that

  • @fizzlebeef165
    @fizzlebeef165 5 років тому +88

    "If its a holy mammoth then the vampires cant possibly beat him right?"
    Captain Sauce 2019

  • @shadetherainwing7853
    @shadetherainwing7853 4 роки тому +25

    Sauce: "That ninja's a trooper" *Ninja has 2 swords in him*
    The hay baler that has 20 swords in him and is alive: *sad noises*

    • @magiciansmagicmayhem5813
      @magiciansmagicmayhem5813 3 роки тому +4

      Well, technically, the Hay baler is meant to absorb projectiles while the Ninja is not.

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy 2 роки тому +2

      @@magiciansmagicmayhem5813 Yes, the hay baler the blunder bussy and the cactussy all have damage absorbing armor, it is not however immune to explodey.

    • @YousifAbdulla-yt3tn
      @YousifAbdulla-yt3tn 5 місяців тому

      @@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuyhuh

  • @thatonebottleofvodka3759
    @thatonebottleofvodka3759 4 роки тому +117

    Imagine how scary being cooked alive in metal armor must be

  • @generalnathan6799
    @generalnathan6799 5 років тому +619

    Captain Sauce: Sees Reaper
    “I’m not scared of no man......but that scares me.”
    Happy Halloween 🎃

    • @F.M671
      @F.M671 5 років тому +19

      It is actually i fear no man but this thing. It scares me .
      :) happy Halloween

    • @Gal-po6lf
      @Gal-po6lf 5 років тому +5

      Reee

    • @dkdjhdhd5284
      @dkdjhdhd5284 5 років тому +24

      @@F.M671 actually its "i fear no man, but that thing. It scares me"

    • @practical_joker
      @practical_joker 5 років тому +8

      If this is a "Meet the Pyro" reference.... spot on....

    • @calebpridemore8853
      @calebpridemore8853 5 років тому +1

      Not reaper you mean nightmare fuel

  • @latte2826
    @latte2826 5 років тому +63

    15:30 I encountered this glitch too! For some reason, when a skeleton archer kills a healer, and the healer heals an unit in the exact same time it dies, the unit becomes invincible to fire arrows!

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 5 років тому +97

    "They even sound like vampires!"
    I didn't hear a "WRYYY!" anywhere in there

  • @MrOverreacher
    @MrOverreacher 4 роки тому +115

    Intro: CaptainSauce having a mental breakdown and probably half crying.

  • @mikiewhite2152
    @mikiewhite2152 5 років тому +264

    “WHAT IS THIS THING, WE CANT BLOW IT UP” Americans watching trees move in Vietnam

  • @VenikHue
    @VenikHue 5 років тому +193

    23:55
    Captain sauce: The “catapult” should be able to one shot the reaper
    ( places ballista and not realising that he called a ballista a catapult)
    Ballista: Am I a joke to you?

    • @obitzo9777
      @obitzo9777 5 років тому +3

      And the catapult said that too

    • @shmalex5289
      @shmalex5289 4 роки тому +6

      Ballista : am I a catapult to you

    • @grapefruit8769
      @grapefruit8769 4 роки тому +2

      @@shmalex5289 yes

    • @oldfishboi3056
      @oldfishboi3056 4 роки тому +4

      @@shmalex5289 im late but
      Your name says Izuku Midoryia but show Almight
      All Might:Am i Izuku to you

    • @shmalex5289
      @shmalex5289 4 роки тому +2

      Whatever Whatever so it’s just a profile pic

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 5 років тому +81

    “A sword is not a throwing weapon” is my favorite mantra when reading/watching fantasy, but I’ll make an exception for this sword caster because he’s awesome. Lol. This entire faction is amazing. So many interesting units! And the noises the vampires make was just perfection. 😂 Happy Halloween! 👻

    • @alwaysmiling1
      @alwaysmiling1 Рік тому +6

      I feel like telekinesis gets a pass for a lot of common knowledge

    • @carlitoacoba7336
      @carlitoacoba7336 2 місяці тому

      Gilgamesh is punching the air rn

  • @Takeoverbaton
    @Takeoverbaton 5 років тому +68

    "I want to see what happens when a wobbly horse stampedes over a skeleton" captainsauce 2019

    • @F.M671
      @F.M671 5 років тому +1

      CEASE YOUR HERESY

    • @Stoudtminer
      @Stoudtminer 5 років тому

      Same thing that happens to a person in tabs... wait they dont have skeletons.... How are there skeletons in the game.. what the hell??

  • @jrs_12435
    @jrs_12435 5 років тому +65

    “But the problem is all these spooky scary skeletons are scaring us”
    My mind: he so should’ve said “sent shivers down my spine”

  • @commenteee7291
    @commenteee7291 5 років тому +46

    2:46
    That’s the first time I’ve heard you laugh like that! Haha!

  • @goodraninja1415
    @goodraninja1415 5 років тому +245

    Captainsauce: I’m gonna make so many videos on this
    *happiness noises*

  • @lordcrabulonthe3rd520
    @lordcrabulonthe3rd520 5 років тому +95

    Snuffy: strong but kill able. Holy Snuffy: is literally immortal

  • @InkyDustMan
    @InkyDustMan 5 років тому +23

    Cap talking about the sword master: This has to be their super unit, right?
    Me: Laughing in death.

  • @djdavis5627
    @djdavis5627 4 роки тому +108

    two things: when has tabs ever just reskinned units
    second: tabs always gives you all the factions for the new ones.

    • @kevinzhou5923
      @kevinzhou5923 4 роки тому +14

      Not a spy that’s not the same thing, the chariot was still the same unit. He’s talking about when they just change what the unit looks like and make it an entirely new unit.

    • @traviskesson1722
      @traviskesson1722 4 роки тому +1

      actually sometimes they'll limit you because certain factions would just reck the new ones

    • @weebsaintnotondrugs7484
      @weebsaintnotondrugs7484 4 роки тому +5

      In the old tabs, Hillary was just a reskined ninja master/sensei

    • @shaggysneakyamulet874
      @shaggysneakyamulet874 4 роки тому +6

      @@weebsaintnotondrugs7484, actually her price was higher and she was more powerful meaning she was kinda similar as she just threw emails rapidly but she was still different.

    • @KenziVids
      @KenziVids 4 роки тому

      They’ve never reskinned units but they have always put different clothes on them but not with the same abillity

  • @abadya9561
    @abadya9561 4 роки тому +22

    “There’s a lot of blowing happening for sure” captainsauce 2019

  • @BossMr51
    @BossMr51 5 років тому +355

    Holy snuffy: i am god fear me
    Reaper: get rekt you overgrown horse

    • @dominicmayo2719
      @dominicmayo2719 5 років тому +20

      Relly he got BONEZONED

    • @amanemisaki4046
      @amanemisaki4046 5 років тому +6

      i T. agree(the t is for totally because tabs)

    • @jlb_lit
      @jlb_lit 5 років тому +4

      Holy Snuffy Be Pain
      And Reaper Be Naruto
      DIE WITH MY RASENSHURIKEN DATTEBAYO!!!!

    • @Verillia
      @Verillia 4 роки тому +1

      Horses are holy in this game.

    • @benjaminwang9267
      @benjaminwang9267 4 роки тому +1

      Ayyy same pfp ganggg

  • @badabing9402
    @badabing9402 5 років тому +118

    “There’s a lot of blowing that’s for sure”
    CaptainSauce 2019

    • @thewizardgamer6150
      @thewizardgamer6150 5 років тому +13

      "Its not fire its ghostly sperm?"
      Also CaptainSauce 2019

    • @certifiedmoron6348
      @certifiedmoron6348 5 років тому

      please stop with the unoriginal quotes

    • @edgecrow5492
      @edgecrow5492 5 років тому +1

      @@certifiedmoron6348 it's captainsauce's original quote what do you mean

    • @certifiedmoron6348
      @certifiedmoron6348 5 років тому

      @@edgecrow5492 im talking about how he just takes a line straight from captain sauces video and gets likes somehow. there are so many of these its getting so fucking annoying and its everywhere

    • @badabing9402
      @badabing9402 5 років тому

      I have no creativity well you must have a sheltered opinion then

  • @sgcl8883
    @sgcl8883 5 років тому +95

    " I can't see over Snuffy's *thickness* "
    -cap

  • @BPHL.Official
    @BPHL.Official 5 років тому +31

    Cap: "HEY NO UNNAUTRAL BREEDING!!!"
    Skeleton And Pumpkin: "But We Want Babies"
    Cap Thinking: Uhhhhhhhh

    • @BPHL.Official
      @BPHL.Official 4 роки тому +1

      Most Likes I Have Ever Had, It Seems Like None But I Still Am Happy!

    • @wolfechild04
      @wolfechild04 4 роки тому +1

      Wow

    • @wolfechild04
      @wolfechild04 4 роки тому +1

      That sounds like captainsauce

    • @omnipotentazathoth5215
      @omnipotentazathoth5215 4 роки тому +1

      Not funny didn't laugh

    • @BPHL.Official
      @BPHL.Official 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, Now This Isn't My Most Liked Comment, My Most Liked Comment Has 1.6K Likes

  • @jrs_12435
    @jrs_12435 5 років тому +437

    The scariest part of that sword thrower is it’s hair cut

  • @nexite6863
    @nexite6863 5 років тому +12

    Captain sauce sees an army
    That faction: we have an army!
    Captain sauce : I have a super snuffy

    • @shadowhunter1429
      @shadowhunter1429 5 років тому +1

      Spooky faction: We have a reaper!

    • @potato.h330
      @potato.h330 5 років тому +2

      Captain Sauce: well we have a ballista!

    • @lukachiq9484
      @lukachiq9484 5 років тому +1

      Potato .H well we have peasants in the front to tank for death himself

    • @jennmason4228
      @jennmason4228 5 років тому

      Secret units "we have giants and artemis"
      Spooky faction "ahh shit"

  • @genova35
    @genova35 5 років тому +40

    "theres a lota blowing happening over here"
    -CS 2019

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler 5 років тому +41

    “There’s a lot of blowing happening that’s for sure”
    -CaptainSauce

    • @pizzaadwolf3718
      @pizzaadwolf3718 5 років тому

      It happened with pewds now with him GREAT STOP

    • @jennmason4228
      @jennmason4228 5 років тому +1

      ITS JUST LIKE FRIDAY NIGHT

    • @Mumphler
      @Mumphler 5 років тому

      Jennifer Mason Gettin it on I see

    • @jennmason4228
      @jennmason4228 5 років тому

      @@Mumphler ;)

    • @Mumphler
      @Mumphler 5 років тому

      Jennifer Mason 😏😏😏

  • @dabest8777
    @dabest8777 4 роки тому +24

    The spooky faction is what happens when America realises that humans produce “oil”

    • @mlgiyel3021
      @mlgiyel3021 4 роки тому +2

      I honestly can't with this comment it's too funny

  • @undertalegamer8571
    @undertalegamer8571 4 роки тому +210

    "The catapult can one-shot anything"
    You mean the ballista?

  • @tekk7128
    @tekk7128 5 років тому +15

    Hey cap, I’ve been watching your tabs video’s from the start, and you’ve barely changed. Every time I would see a tabs video, and I watch it, my heart feels warm, because your videos are do emotional and uplifting, no matter how I feel. I just love these kind of video, thank YOU cap!

  • @zombomb3649
    @zombomb3649 5 років тому +14

    24:33 I love how the vampire pushes the firework archer into the river like a zombie

  • @mrmonkey9464
    @mrmonkey9464 5 років тому +27

    I love how the skeletons destroy themselves after they die

  • @WHATTHEHELL666
    @WHATTHEHELL666 Рік тому +6

    CAPTAIN SAUCE :THIS IS A JOKE UPDATE: LITTLE DID HE KNOW HE WAS THE JOKE

  • @benb5124
    @benb5124 4 роки тому +18

    Him: this has to be thier super unit *to swordmaster*
    Me knowing about the reaper: (' \/')

  • @speedy3115
    @speedy3115 5 років тому +89

    Thank you for uploading I have spent the last 2 days in the E.R you make my day brighter Thank you

    • @AlexG32777
      @AlexG32777 5 років тому +3

      Sorry about that

    • @SeverelyGlitchy
      @SeverelyGlitchy 5 років тому +4

      Hope you get better soon!

    • @Ajvt-ux4ec
      @Ajvt-ux4ec 5 років тому +3

      Hope you get better

    • @nexite6863
      @nexite6863 5 років тому +3

      I’ve been in an E R score and it is not fun
      I hope you get better

    • @speedy3115
      @speedy3115 5 років тому +1

      Thanks guys gals I appreciate it

  • @NafedalbiFilms
    @NafedalbiFilms 5 років тому +45

    Landfall: Here is a well designed tricky battle
    Captain Sauce:
    *OH YEAH, IT’S WOOBLY HORSE TIME*

  • @redfox129
    @redfox129 5 років тому +6

    Cap : they just re-skined the units.
    T.A.B.S : Hold my spooky man

    • @lichylickyrick8864
      @lichylickyrick8864 5 років тому +1

      @@F1rstNameLastName actually, it's not a reskin, these are new, the mods themselves are spoiling the the Halloween content inside the games file before the update arrived

    • @kicrokocak
      @kicrokocak 5 років тому

      @@F1rstNameLastName those modders leak that tentacle ability

  • @adambarnes2738
    @adambarnes2738 Рік тому +3

    Got to love the infinite health glitch This was most likely patched, but if you use the fire archers against any units while also healing them with a healer, they would basically become immortal, whether or not the healers were alive.

  • @goobert8253
    @goobert8253 5 років тому +130

    nobody:
    not a single souls:
    tabs vampires: *OM NOM NOM*

    • @pandabillder9436
      @pandabillder9436 5 років тому +7

      Don’t you mean soul not souls

    • @goobert8253
      @goobert8253 5 років тому +6

      @@pandabillder9436 oh, just noticed that... thanks for correcting that mistake XD

    • @goobert8253
      @goobert8253 5 років тому +6

      @Auranoss im too lazy

    • @user-ri2ct5mw5q
      @user-ri2ct5mw5q 4 роки тому +4

      OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

    • @whiskersthespy
      @whiskersthespy 4 роки тому +3

      Panda Billder yea 😂

  • @Mid_Potato
    @Mid_Potato 5 років тому +37

    CapitainSauce: WHAT IS THIS THING?
    Me: IDK IM TERRIFIED AS WELL!!!

  • @kennethlu5435
    @kennethlu5435 4 роки тому +3

    20:10 when captain compliments the ninja for surviving two swords, but you're over there getting pelted:
    *Sad Haybale Noises*

  • @shannonehlert8482
    @shannonehlert8482 4 роки тому +5

    “I’ll be completely BONE-zoned” unintended puns are the best

  • @TheHardestBoiled
    @TheHardestBoiled 4 роки тому +12

    cap: the catipult can 1shot everything
    me: ITS BALISTA

  • @masonhughesofficialchannel8808
    @masonhughesofficialchannel8808 3 роки тому +1

    Captain sauce"No unnatural Breeding With the pumpkins Almost had skeleton pumpkin babies "
    Skeleton pumpkin catapult " I am batman "

  • @StickNinja_
    @StickNinja_ 5 років тому +19

    huh, he's still calling fireworks explosives, even after real bombs came into the game

  • @JoyAhmed-tw5wx
    @JoyAhmed-tw5wx 5 років тому +7

    23:56 to 24:01
    "Hopefully this catapult can kill this godly thing" says while putting down a ballista

  • @yourbasicgamer566
    @yourbasicgamer566 5 років тому +14

    CaptainSauce: If the catapults can't one hit this thing, I will be LIVID
    Me: *STOP CALLING THEM CATAPULTS*

  • @Boypower2566
    @Boypower2566 Рік тому +10

    Captainsauce’s plan every time: Place one strong unit then place weak units from that faction until you can’t anymore

    • @KingObliv
      @KingObliv 11 місяців тому

      it really shows how he's making it up as he goes

  • @suxialu5358
    @suxialu5358 3 роки тому +6

    22:18 notice that the fireworks almost let the reaper fall of but the explosions pushed it back to solid ground!

  • @Sirvanquish
    @Sirvanquish 5 років тому +31

    Captainsauce: there's the strongest unit in tabs
    Dark peasent: am I a joke to you

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 5 років тому +1

      Mr assassin123 well they aren’t in tabs

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish 5 років тому +2

      @@gonkdroid3078 They were in the old tabs.

    • @Sirvanquish
      @Sirvanquish 5 років тому +2

      And they were overpowered

    • @TheFuriousBean
      @TheFuriousBean 5 років тому +2

      @@Sirvanquish m16: am I a joke to you

    • @BigPoppi2
      @BigPoppi2 5 років тому

      Both m16 and dark peasant are pretty tough but not impossible to beat, it’s just facing against op units feels horrible, and somewhat boring

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave 5 років тому +20

    The spookies in a nutshell:
    REALLY strong, but not much health

    • @w_Ex
      @w_Ex 5 років тому

      To me it seems that they are mostly special effects mixed with okay melee and range.

  • @Elias.Six-Two
    @Elias.Six-Two 5 років тому +16

    All hail the ballista “The God Killer”

    • @n_0094
      @n_0094 4 роки тому +1

      Even the Doom Slayer has one.

  • @el_perro2436
    @el_perro2436 Місяць тому +1

    8:15 the dead candle man sitting right there as he says “we didn’t kill a single one of them”

  • @axolotlwithaglock1769
    @axolotlwithaglock1769 4 роки тому +2

    Captain sauce: I think we need wooden steaks.
    Me: okay use the ballista then.
    CaptainSauce: ok then let’s use clubbers.
    Me: * slaps self in the face*

  • @llyrm7748
    @llyrm7748 5 років тому +3

    CaptainSauce: Ghostly s-
    Me:Ghostly snowballs
    CaptainSauce: Ghostly Sperm

  • @djplayz608
    @djplayz608 5 років тому +9

    Seems every other vid has been tabs...I LOVE IT HAHA

  • @SargeJim
    @SargeJim 5 років тому +14

    When you hear "What's up guys" you know shit's going down

  • @liamnesty66
    @liamnesty66 2 роки тому +2

    Wh-What is this thing !?” Says CaptainSauce in pure terror

  • @desolation1148
    @desolation1148 3 роки тому +2

    CaptainSauce: No one can beat the Spooky Faction
    Secret Unit: Say that again

  • @doot7905
    @doot7905 5 років тому +14

    Me: sees a bunch of notifications also me: only goes on captain sauce because it’s tabs

  • @slender1235
    @slender1235 4 роки тому +8

    13:26 all hail the churh of the wobbley horse for savenig cap (like this if you remmember the curch of the wobble horse:) )

    • @Secretman2
      @Secretman2 2 місяці тому

      So many misspellings.

  • @gabrielbarron7667
    @gabrielbarron7667 3 роки тому +4

    Ah the days when they released spooky faction and sauce saw the reaper for the first time were great

  • @thatonepirateman
    @thatonepirateman Рік тому +2

    “The catapults can one shot anything” -proceeds to place down a ballista

  • @romanhammack1895
    @romanhammack1895 9 місяців тому +1

    Captainsauce: This has to be their superunit, right?
    Landfall: No.

  • @thiccbear4273
    @thiccbear4273 5 років тому +3

    Nobody:when captainsauce can’t beat a campaign level
    CaptainSauce:BRING THE BALLISTA

    • @lisrandx1270
      @lisrandx1270 5 років тому +1

      you mean bring the "catapult"

  • @extrapowergaming4509
    @extrapowergaming4509 4 роки тому +4

    10:46
    I want to use something that the vampires should get nice and close to.
    *Picks pirate queen*
    [SAD SNUFFY NOISES]

  • @i-puffymc-fish353
    @i-puffymc-fish353 4 роки тому +7

    “I think we should run them over” Captain Sauce literally every tabs episode

  • @dartagnanb3443
    @dartagnanb3443 4 роки тому +1

    The reaper:a creature that called "death itself"
    Captain sauce: *this guy isn't so tough.*

  • @imperviousnoobs2399
    @imperviousnoobs2399 4 роки тому +2

    Captainsauce *Rides on Jouster*
    Pumpkin Catapults: So you have chosen death.

  • @randomguy2153
    @randomguy2153 5 років тому +13

    25:35 i've seen enough tentacle hentai to know where this is going

    • @Brazy4230
      @Brazy4230 5 років тому

      Random Guy me to brother

    • @izscott264
      @izscott264 5 років тому

      What does hentai mean?

    • @theaxefather8017
      @theaxefather8017 5 років тому

      Iz Scott *may you stay pure of mind and soul*

    • @Feldsparb420
      @Feldsparb420 5 років тому

      @@izscott264 *may you stay of pure soul*

    • @simeonseebrat6382
      @simeonseebrat6382 5 років тому

      Ahh I see ure a man of culture too I respect u brother but have u ever DRAWN a tentical hentai

  • @thedreamingcosmonaut5660
    @thedreamingcosmonaut5660 5 років тому +5

    “I don’t know what this is supposed to be...”
    A JoJo villain

  • @wrenchie2330
    @wrenchie2330 5 років тому +11

    “There’s a lot of blowing going on here”
    Captainsauce 2019

    • @sirmh1919
      @sirmh1919 4 роки тому +1

      nightmare fuel165
      “Well we do like to suck”
      Vampires-2019

  • @The-last-1
    @The-last-1 Рік тому +1

    This is the only game we’re you can have the spawn of death gut a mammoth and still get an E rating and I love it for that

  • @theoverseer2033
    @theoverseer2033 5 років тому +1

    Captain America- We have a hulk
    Captain Sauce-We have a snuffy

  • @EmeraldGodBoi
    @EmeraldGodBoi 5 років тому +14

    Captainsauce: WHAT IS THIS THING
    thing: Im the Grim Reaper Lol

  • @darcytheaussie3097
    @darcytheaussie3097 5 років тому +4

    "If a raptor can't bite in tabs"
    But they can.

    • @jennmason4228
      @jennmason4228 5 років тому

      Really how jas cap mot noticed that they grab and fling units everywhere with their mouths.

    • @darcytheaussie3097
      @darcytheaussie3097 5 років тому

      Jennifer Mason what the fuck did you even just say?

  • @theperfectbotsteve4916
    @theperfectbotsteve4916 Рік тому +4

    0:01 this is how i imagine people reacted when tanks where invented

  • @nonameboynonameboy510
    @nonameboynonameboy510 3 роки тому +1

    24:04 captain sauce: places ballista. Also captain sauce: if these catapults can’t kill him

  • @Fancy_ManRoblox
    @Fancy_ManRoblox Рік тому +1

    Title: Nothing Can Beat the Spooky Faction Cap: *Beats the Spooky Faction*

  • @Trey-si6fg
    @Trey-si6fg 5 років тому +7

    8:15 “we didn’t kill a single one of them”
    *one drops dead*
    Him: *nothing*

  • @ayojemaat7292
    @ayojemaat7292 4 роки тому +3

    "Ok Queen your getting sucked"
    -CaptainSauce 2019

  • @user-rg4rc4me5r
    @user-rg4rc4me5r 5 років тому +6

    Every single upate the title is "No one can beat the ______ faction" when willl it enddddd

    • @F.M671
      @F.M671 5 років тому

      Better than my old goto yt IGP . Just go check him out. I could make him his fucking title generator

    • @F.M671
      @F.M671 5 років тому

      Hope it goes away . Titles were the main problem with my old go-to ytuber IGP . I swear i could make a generator for his titles

  • @commanderblackheart5856
    @commanderblackheart5856 Рік тому +1

    Fun Fact: Skeleton unit's are known as "Stiffy's" instead of the standerd "Wobblers"

  • @not_bons3279
    @not_bons3279 4 роки тому +1

    Cap sees the sword caster: that has to be their super unit
    The Reaper: are you sure about that?

  • @frosticlle4613
    @frosticlle4613 5 років тому +6

    6:21
    Skeletons: Captain we have a problem!
    Capt skeleton : what is it? Just light the hay on fire!
    Capt Sause: what happened?
    Hay militia: we came prepared
    Priest: holy water bi#*%es!!

    • @deamonrodriguez7032
      @deamonrodriguez7032 5 років тому

      holy water soaked hay created double protection against the unholy fire

  • @_obb_
    @_obb_ 5 років тому +4

    Cap says "yeet"*
    Me: you finally did it...you finally said *YEET!*
    HORRAY!
    HAVE A SPOOPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!🎃🎃

  • @rf50sgamer
    @rf50sgamer 5 років тому +3

    23:54
    CaptainSauce: there is a god killer I always turn to.
    *selects ballista*
    CaptainSauce: this is what it is and it is called a "catapult"

  • @el_perro2436
    @el_perro2436 Рік тому +2

    The anti vampire is to clump them up on a semi tanky unit and get an AOE attack like a bomb or a bone mage

  • @worstspytf2824
    @worstspytf2824 4 роки тому +1

    Holy Snuffy: Can't die for some reason
    Actual Death: I don't have suck weakness