I Have To Save The Hobbit Or Restart - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 19 лис 2019
- If the hobbit dies, I have to restart. Why do I do this to myself?
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RULES:
You can only use a max of 50 simple units. Any more than that and the game crashes. Big units should be less than 50.
You can outline whether the battlefield be sides or a circle and even give a rough idea where on a specific map.
You can give me a rough orientation of your units but no promises ill be able to fully follow it.
Being surrounded by 50 muskets in a circle on any map
Holy crap I found the rules
Is 43 big and small units ok?
Dude you should pin this comment. People are saying they are not finding the rules
Lol I think that to
"DON'T GET CLAMMED"
3 Clams vs 50 hobbits.
Goal isn't to win. Control one hobbit and just try to be the last one alive!
@bees *clam* tastic pun
Not enough clams
you need to change you captin sause opening
i agree
Little sauce
"He's now drunk AND high, but he's alive!" - Captain Sauce 2019
@Jordan Adkins lol
*“AND that’s ALL that matters”*
@Jordan Adkins I’m gonna sound like a complete nerd but did you know that there’s an actual medical condition that lets you hear colours, like if your aunt plays a country sound it might sound green or something
Jokes aside here, Blumpkin being a badass for x minutes straight! (He was tossing around three other Hobbits at one point in this video!)
And he’s as alive as he’ll ever be
Petition for a one hour long TABS livestream!
Me
Me
me
me
Me
‘The Holy Hand Grenade’
1 bomb thrower
A whole lotta priests
And maybe a bajillion cheer leaders
“Of Antioch”
How many priests?
Anthony Xiao *a whole lotta beast” DID YOU NOT HEAR
20 Priests 20 cheerleaders and 10 bomb drawers
play chess PLS
King: King
Queen: Pirate Queen
Bishop: Healer
Horse Thing In Chess: Wobbley Horse
Rook: Shield Barrer
Pawn: Hobbit
Spencer Ingram horse thing = knight
Yes pls i definitely want to see that
This one is good
He did this already
Hello Spencer Ingram
4:24 this really gives the saying sticks and stones may break my bones a whole new meaning.
Kindergarden 2 review in a nutshell
1 buggs: sword caster
2 cindy : harvester
3 Carla : bomb thrower
4 Monty : musketeer
5 teddy and felix : potion seller
6 jerome : haybayler
7 penny : ballista
8 ozzy : bard
9 lily and Billy : shogun and monkey King
9 Dr danner: da Vinci tank
10 ms applegate: lady red jade
11 the principal : samurai giant
Te crazy janitor : executioner
Bob : cannon
Nugget: artemis
@Ground Zero btw if anyone have Twitter I did Thai possibility for a tabs video pls like if you have
Yes Nugget is god
Principal and monsters?
Wow all of this is true
Beautiful
Captainsauce: *see wheelbarrow*
Captainsauce: So anyway, I started blasting.
Jerome fan?
So anyway I started blasting back
Belize
5:32
Stoner: "here, distract them!"
Spearman: "wait wha..."
And a few seconds later the other stoner throws the stone in sky
i cant be the only one that thought he was talking about a high person
Stoner 2 seconds later “get *stoned* b*tch!”
And then kills the VIH
Lol
"Holy giants"
10 ice giants, 5 tree giants, 25 priest's.
"I just think we should shoot them" -Captain Sauce, 2019
This isn't really going for you is it? Not the best line
Can we just appreciate how even in the face of death the priest was able to keep his staff up and balanced?
“The legend of blumpkin continues...”
-captain sauce 2019
Isn’t blumkin giving or reviving head while other takes shit?
I have to wonder why he doesn’t take control of Blumpkin to stop him from getting involved. As far as I’m aware he hasn’t said that’s not allowed.
Ian Armstrong he is more stupid than ever
What?
5:26 the definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again expecting a different result
I get super mad every time Cap THINKS the hobbit died when he's literally in the middle of blinking
Hey mans got reasons
Well yeah but it’s annoying watching cap play a level the hobbit survived and winned ok I just get annoyed
To be fair, he would probably get a lot of flak or at minimum get memed on if he called a dead hobbit blinking, better safe imo
@@lightfinder4230 damn surprised someone caught this
But yeah at the same time, blinking eyes and dead eyes look really different and imo you can only miss it if the character in question doesn't have eyes at all
Captain Sauce: I'll put rules and pin them down below
*forgets to put rules*
Captain Sauce: So anyway, I started blasting
@Aidan Kazri Kadir
Thats the joke....
@Aidan Kazri Kadir r/wooosh
@Daniel Sung who doesn't?
@Aidan Kazri Kadir *TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW*
W H A T
A R E
T H E Y
me: *puts alarm at 2 Am* (I live in Spain, F) Roommate: "Wtf are you doing?" Me: "Captain Sauce"
9:PM for me
8:07
3:15
@@DesireeTalks2013 same
8:21
“TRICK SHOT”
1 jester
1spear thrower
1 ice archer
Or this other team
The dynasty trio
1sensei
1shogun
1lady red jade
6:09 he’s literally shoved Blumpkin behind the tree at this point
LOL
Literally
The Great Battle of the Sauce:
-20 hobbits
-3 knights
-4 mammo..
*Oh wait where’s the rules*
ChrisPlays You mean Snuffy?
He posted the rules but didn’t pin them so it’s low down in the comments
Cam GB don’t you just hate it when a fellow chris messes up?
Or snufflelufegus
Cap:i put a comment down below for the rules
Nugget:but but WHERE IS IT?
Nugget I love you
@@helpcloudy6068 we love nugget #nuggetnation
Nugget can you be my fwiend
How's the new nugget cave going
Nugget needs nuggets so nugget can use nuggets for nugget cave so nugget needs nuggets friend to heat up nuggets nuggets
Drunk and high but still alive - captain sauce 2020
The Hulk
1 ice giant, 30 cheerleaders, 12 Priests.
You have half my money
WHERE ARE THE RULES
-A guy that wants to send an army.
Same
Yep
You and what army?
lol
Same
My army: The Ice Champions.
One Ice Giant,
Twelve Ice Archers,
Two Urlls.
Ethan Webb I commented this army last weak
Urlls? Its ullr, i think
@@God-xw1nu ullr
@@RobinRhombus2 i was right then
Why is no one questioning the priests staff that is standing on its own at 8:10
I saw that to it bothers me alot
Blumkin’s grown up!;
Blumkin is: The Brawler-he’s in the back
His bodyguard:
4 Shieldbarrers
2 squires
1 catapult in front
His army:
3 musketeers
5 snake archers
4 Knights
1 ChuKoNu-Leader
THE EXPLOSION:
Map - Any
Units - 4 Bomb Cannons in the back.
10 Bomb on a Stick's in the front.
15 Firework Archers in the middle.
20 Bomb throwers in front of the Firework Archers.
And SCREW IT, a wobbly jouster on each side of the army.
The French rebellion:
5 musketeers
10 painters
5 cheerleaders
1 da Vinci tank
vs who
seth Indeathrow lol
"Welcome to jurassic world"
5 raptors
4 raptor riders
2 blunderbusses
2 harpooners
1 shouter
1 jester
I’m late, but
“Duck Hunt”
8 Scarecrows
40 Musketeers
Circle formation, Scarecrows in the inner circle, Musketeers in the outer.
Oh, and do it in the Renaissance map.
Shan Vaksman-Stovern mmmmmmmmm
What about me IM LATE
I am yrev late
“We should be able to line up 3 ballistas” tabs “why do you think it’s going to be that easy”
Last time I was this early, TABS wasn’t fully released
Tabs torment
SCP foundation!
It still isn't it's just in early acess
Me too buko
@@Hawk-kc3fe you are corret
"the death Christmas tree"
1 reaper, 10 hobbits (or less), and 2 priest.
This may actually be a easy match
"The Wright Brothers"
1 Ballooner
1 Balloon Archer
This is smart
Do a sword caster with cheerleaders vs Artemis or other strong units.
That's a good one
Yes
Yes it’s like a laser but it’s made of swords
Try to beat this army:
HOLY CLAMS
10 clams
10 priests
10 cheerleaders
A circle where the the holy clams are on the outside, and make it on that farming map.
CLAMS:
1 clam man
49 cheerleaders
YeS
Gun filled tornado:
15 muskets behind 1 mace tornado
Optional challange
Blaster skulls
5 bone mages with 15 flintlocks in front
The Special Forces:
Map: any map with no choke points
Army: one of every single special (secret) unit that you have unlocked (except for the giants)
Army formation: melee units in front, ranged units in back
10 Men Army:
1 Reaper
2 CLAMS
7 Protecters
17:19
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
16:33 chieftain: help me up brothehs | brothers:nope | chieftain:REEEEEEEEE *gets stomped on by the peasants* lmao
The captain's last stand
15 knights
25 squires
1 catapults
9 archers
squares or squires?
Thats against his rules You cant have more than 50 units
7:59
I love how the staff stays standing if the priest is killed fast enough.
“Your time has come”
You were surrounded by 50 dark peasants
Doesn’t a dark peasant count as unfair
@@gitguuchisidetweedledeeand7200 no because of the super peasant
@@irenaveksler1935 why is this even on this vid this is loooooong before that
@@jasonyt3089 idk
HAY: 10 wheelbarrows 20 haybalers
2:25 R.I.P. blumpkin “he had a hard head but not a but not a big one”
“I’m going crazy” -Captainsause over 1 hobbit pile driving someone
It is SO satisfying to watch cap complete these levels
12:37 anyone else notice he forgot blumpkin
Edit: he noticed it afterward
I guess i am not the only person who's watching captainsauce's old tabs videos
When he says He'll pin his comment with rules but ur too early.
Edit:I'm a make some Rules for know and then when he uploads the pin comment I'll delete it
Guidelines/Rules: No Reaper, Only a Max of 20 Units , No Ballistas,Only 1 Secret unit. Everything else is fair game besides the next cost has to be under 5000
Yep
Yup
Yap
Yep
Yep
Remember, 5 reapers, 5 cheerleaders 10 archers and 3 catapults.
Wait for the rules
@@vexthesupreme Bold of you to assume they will ever come
Linded
(Can add on I was just following the rules)
arrows vs guns
Red:
20 archers
10 ice archers
5 skelleton archers
5 firework archers
3 balloon archers
2 chu ko new
2 hwatchas
2 ballista
1 Artemis
Blue:
20 flintknocks
10 blunderbuses
10 musketeers
8 cannons
2 captains
BIG BAD BALLISTA BULLIES
Enemy side: 10 - 15 Ballistas in a vertical row
Your side (restrictions): You can only use Archers or sharpened stick launchers excluding the ballista.
Hello Mr. Sauce, yes please more of these battles. They have brought a new entertaining twist to a game we have seen. Thank you.
Next battle:
*Intro:* Death is upset that the V.I.P Hobbit manage to survive the waves! The army of Skeletons are getting out of the Graves to help Death in this final task!
*The Army:*
-1 Reaper
-20 skeletons
-6 skeletons archers
*Reaper is in the middle behind, the skeletons are in front on 4 row, and three skeleton archers on each side.*
3 RED CLAM JAMERS AND A BLUE CHEERED HOLEY GRIM REAPER. CLAM NEED WIN
The Elements:
Earth: Tree Giant
Fire: 10 Skeleton Archers
Water: 10 Ice Archers
Air: 2 Shouters
Electricity: Zeus
ZEUS DAMNIT!!!
2 shouters more like 1 jacksepticeye am I right
@@deendarcy1948 I laugh at this for to long
It was all ok **UNTIL THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED**
captainsauce: I will put the rules down below
Me dont see
That's what you get when you are a big dan of captainsauce
golden bryalis your name is dan?
It just came out
Nope it isn't dan it's really not
I will have rules down below
Nope - captain sauce 2019
I mean technically they are below. He just forgot the pinning part.
RULES:
1. You can have a max of 50 simple units. Any more than that and the game crashes. Big units should be less than 50.
2. You can outline whether the battlefield be sides or a circle and even give a rough idea where on a specific map.
3. You can give me a rough orientation of your units but no promises I'll be able to fully follow it.
Gamin' Reasons u did a ha ha
...
Yeah
The saucy onslaught
1captian(sauce)
2 bomb cannons on his sides
17 raptor riders
15 archers
1 blumpkin
And finally 12 vamps
Fast freaks
5 Wheelbarrows
2 Justers
4 Raptors
3 Raptor Riders
2 Dragon Wheelbarrows
3 CLAMS
“Couldn’t bear the smell”
Captainsause 2019
Best line of the year
Oh do a DAB!
The Sauce Family once again:
Kevin: Zues
Emma: Artemis
Apple: Harvester
Evie: Bone Mage
Tommy: Musketeer
Taco: Snuffy
Btw Cap, if your reading this i have a different army in the last vid if you want
I loved the sims
Captainsauce: talking about how multiple chiefens are not right.
Also him: using multiple Santa's, kings and pirate queens.
stoner"yeet.
spear thower"protect him.
Last time i was this early hobbits didnt have fur on their feet
?????? You you are the nugget
There is more than one nugget
I am Nugget i am the cult nugget. Destroyer of worlds
#kindergarten 2
@@user-wh2eu2ep1f ooka chaka ooka chaka ooka ooka ooka ou
Can we appreciate the blue hobbits fighting skills first back flips the opponent and then pile drives him
I was dead for now on holly crap that was funny 6:31😂🤣😅😆😄
I call this one “holy cow!”
Circle mode
Farm map
1 holy cow ( one Minotaur and a lot of priests)
A lot of cheerleaders
A lot of farmers
You need to specify...
*wait*
Minotaur burger.
You need a unit like this 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
Aww I just wanna say captain sauce is like a kid that feels like my best friend and is so sad when he says something I never thought he would say like, "Omg I'm going crazy... " I absolutely lost it ahhh😹😿😸
Maya44 I’m being honest he most likely is thankful for his supporters but isn’t best friends with them
@@kodi3722 ik I just love his content and at random times, stuff he says surprises me lol
Pirates vs Vikings: The Battle of the Sea-faring Pillagers
Red Team: Pirates
1 Pirate Queen
2 Captains
3 Cannons
4 Harpooners
5 Bomb Throwers
6 Blunderbusses
7 Flintlocks
Blue Team: Vikings
1 Longship
2 Jarls
3 Valkyries
4 Berserkers
5 Brawlers
6 Ice Archers
7 Headbutters
If I played this and the hobbit dies. I wouldn't care, winning is all it matters.
@gavins3492 In þat case, þou would not even be playing PtH.
this is actually a very good test of how efficient some units are at protecting things you dont want killed, could be very useful if you have archers and are limited to only a hand full of units
btw if the units are broken you can always take control of them ;-;
“Arrows are Flying”
(Not sure what the rules are so if there’s a unit limited or something just adjust)
Red-
7 Snake Archers
7 balloon archers
Blue -
7 Ice Archers
7 Firework Archers
... you could have looked..
Well 2 years propely beter at looking now
You can hide blumkin places where he cannot move a muscle on every map. At least I think so like the rooftops and small caves.
One thing i noticed was that this campaign gave such little money. I mean, most campaigns do give you less but by like 200 or 400. For example in the last level which cap didnt complete, the cheiftans ALONE cost 3200 in total, and thats not even counting all the units in the cave, and they gave only 2150 bucks. So its not suprising cap lost.
The Misfits
5 mace spinners 2 cheerleaders 20 captains 30 Muskets and 1 ice giant
what i said they were misfits
Do avengers
Iron man : valkyrie
Spiderman: harpooner
Captain america : knight
hulk: Ice giant
Hawkeye: firework archer
Thor : executioner
Ant man : hobbit
zombie hunter z you mean hawkeye
@@vassi02 oof ima change it to hawkeye real quick
I assume you’re talking about MCU avengers, so ima keep this brief
Spider-Man and Ant-Man are not avengers, Hawkeye should be a firework archer, Iron Man should be a Valkyrie, Thor should be Zeus.
@@neonwaffle3327 ur right
Do a sword caster with 5 cheerleaders vs every other unit. Or any amount of units, its still crazy to see
For the level that is called: a warm welcome, i was thinking at pumpkin catapults because they where close to eachother and the pumpkins would just bounce into the cave.
the cake crime: haybayler circle with potion seller inside.
challenge: you can add one of any unit to fight with the cake and you see how long it lasts.
The end of an era army: 5 snuffies, 20 raptors, and one grim reaper(representing the ice age)
20 ice archers
1 ice giant
4 catapults
2 ballista
23 skeleton warriors
I love your videos, captain sauce
Leaders
1king
1pirate qeen
1captin
1monkey king
1jarl
1cheeften
VS?
Uh the grammar THE GRAMMER!
I just want to say that you can put ranged units in the renaissance area in the buildings.
My army: 10 bomb throwers 5 scythes, and 1 monkey king.
Simple, just giving you a slight break from others insane challenges.
I like watching people suffer because they have a life so I like watching you LOL
P and P
5 Stoners
5 Bomb trowers
4 Spear trowers
2 Canons
1 Cheifton
1 Pirate captain
"Burn it to the ground"
Beat 20 skeleton archers using only scarecrows
“What’s up guys, and welcome back to Totally Aggravating Bullshit Simulator!” Is what I assume Cap is wanting to say at the beginning of this challenge.
Lol
I'm reporting you for sware words Jacob Robichaud.
Must be, since he spelled “swear” wrong
You know both of you should just shut up
America: we have an army with thousands.
Captain sauce: 20 fencers and you’ve got an army.
Can’t touch dis: 50 of the most expensive shield barriers also love your tabs videos they are SO good
My army: Blackbeard with a ton of cheerleaders (20)
A tornado
A sharknado, actually
Good one
The big head Blumpkin had me dieing from laughing.
Knight Knight
4 Knights
6 Painters
1 King
4 Priests
6 Fencers
Nugget commented and liked first
Nugget I wish for your blessings
bootiful
Also how is it going with lily nugget
Nugget cave uprising soon hopefully or nugget skyscraper
what are you gonna do in kindergarten 3
The emu war:
My side: two ballistas with five supporting cheerleaders each
Your side: choose whatever melee unit you think is most like an emu and can have as many of them as you want.
ballistas are god killers only thing that can beat them is there self
wirdoworld yes
wirdoworld we need this