Heaven's Army Invades Earth - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 16 кві 2021
- It's my turn to lead the angelic army against all living things.
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2:35 “Snuffy didn’t have to deal with pandemic lockdowns, he was lucky enough to just die.”
-Captainsauce, 2021
Oh heah
Maybe
Kickanj
Cap should play some SCP Containment breach right?
@@skyguygamer2040 what
“Get the hell off me you little freak I swear to god.”
This line just really shows how much he hates hobbits
That Made me die of laughter
@@someone-oe1mo same xD
@@someone-oe1mo same
except for blumpkin tho
@@mytheonix6503 he protects blumpkin with his life
9:47 "Stay away you sickle thot" made me die of laughter
Sickle thot: “tells her plan before turning him into cheese”
“Haha produce go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
-every unit that throws some sort of nature
-18 nanners
B A N A N N E R
Cap should play SCP containment breach right?
@@Bestsubwaysurfersplayer damn man, bold idea
@@Bestsubwaysurfersplayer YES ABSOLUTELY
“If you don’t hit the scarecrow your gonna get birded” cap 2021
everyone just likes to kill hoppits
He should play some SCP containment breach right guys?
@@jeffhoerning6794 ah yes *hoppits*
Yes Hoppits
The Hobbits deserve to die
What Would Win
1. A Holy Time Angel
2. A P P L E S
Someone With A Brain : *The Time Angel*
TABS : *A P P L E S*
An apple a day keeps the time angel away.
@@hungtheheroluu Facts
An apple a day keep the time controlling demigod of light away
@@EB3. F a c t s
I say bananas would win
Hear me out, Landfall missed a great chance to add holy horses and skele-horses.
I hope one day they add special units based on different creators that play the game
@Bernard Antoni SILVA mojang doesn’t own skeleton horses so I doubt that would be a problem
@Bernard Antoni SILVA yeah there’s a million skeleton horses in popular media
11:15 get da hell off of me you little freak. Said Captain Sauce as he yeeted a hobbit in to a river .
11:28 “Don’t worry, I’m coming grandma.”
the voice emotion makes it more weird
Snuffy is not fat he’s just horizontally gifted
No he is poofy
@Logan Hval you dont get the reference its from ice age manny said that he is not fat just poofy
@@BreadManGod He didn't even comment on your reply, so why would he need to mention it? He clearly just joked on bat box's comment.
@@brandonleahy3043 no
no he’s big boned
Everybody gangsta til Landfall makes us face off against the secret faction
We have the same profile pic lol
We would be fucks when that happens
@Jesairel Christopher Dati except if it uses apples
@Jesairel Christopher Dati Chronomancer dies against ranged pretty easily, it dosen't deal well with high health units. An ice giant or some Chu Ko Nu's or an explosive cannon can take it down pretty easily, hell any giant can. Artemis can destroy it before it gets into range and the ice mage can freeze it before it does. The shogun just needs to do it's freeze-slash ability once and it'll be down, Sensei might be able to kill it before it transforms, raptors spread out properly can destroy them, CLAMS will eat them up even if the summoners die, a Witch can turn it against your own team with one attack, Blackbeard (which I think is one of the more underrated units) sends cannon balls to it's deaths, can't stop that, Ullr outranges and freezes it, Gatling Gun with some cannon fodder can kill it quickly.
The legacy faction is scarier than the secret faction tbh, and not just talking about the Super/Dark Peasents
When you face the boss: GOD TIER.
When you unlock him as a playable character: 15:53
“ The only answer is the chronomancer” n i c e
No
WTF IS WRIONG WITH YOUR UA-cam ACOUNT
@@glomomanmetcalf4437 shrek is love shrek is life
@@true_Canadian419 you’re damn right
he's been alive too long
Every girl ever, “business in the front, party in the back” Captainsauce 2021
That is un-ironically hilarious.
Ha
Who thinks that cap should play SCP containment breach?
Pound in the back fronts from business @-@
"Joe dirt"
literal angel of heaven: "GET THHE HELL OFF ME YOU LITTLE FREAK"
Its not every day a small person grabs an angela crotch
“Also, I don’t appreciate the fact that people have been pointing out that Snuffy’s hair looks like mine.”
-CaptainSauce 2021
To be fair, Cap has good-looking hair. I made a rhyme, it wasn’t a crime.
I actually never knew cap had a semi mullet
“She’s getting a little punctured.” Captainsauce 2021
You know it’s a good day when you almost die of laughter from cap
But then funny
Yos
If sauce killed a bunch of hobbits, you could say that they got capped.....please stab me.
Logan you’re my friend
@@kamusta3446 ok I will😂😂😂
to those of you out there who didn't notice, that ring on the chronomancers back is actually a clock that counts down to his transformation
Ik
It’s a attack counter.
It counts 8 attacks and he transforms
@@randommanplayssomegames2051 so he will transform after he attacks 8 times? then all you need to do is buy him enough time to get enough attacks off to transform
@@dragongemsaphire2016 yes, same with monarch.
“I was bad but now I’m good” CaptainSauce-2021
Thats a meme lol
*god
There's no one I'd rather be than me
“All we had to do is punch him in the bag.” Captainsauce 2021
I read that in big smoke's voice.
@CapyBaeRa no he actually said bag
Heres a tip, divine arbiters have infinite range when controlled, that coupled with their homing projectiles makes them one of the most over powered units when controlled.
2:50 The rock in the back kinda makes the Devout Gauntlet look like he has hair like Wonder Woman.
That's snuffy. Not a rock
15:32 "he's not a big fan of apples"
someone held a grudge when someone else took a certain biblical apple
4:16 I was in literal pain that he forgot about the Righteous Paladin. It literally smashes a group of tightly packet units under a massive hammer. What more could you want.
It hardly does any damage, unfortunately
Also, they didn't START tightly packed AND they're fast, so they'll most likely evade it.
even though the righteous paladin may seem good it feels like absolute garbage
@@yoav4506 The only problem seems to be that its AoE hammer needs to be a little stronger. The void cultist (evil side) suffers this same problem of having a weak AoE strike.
@@mysterygaresh7300 yes but the void cultist actually does something it makes the units group up so things like tempest lich or the divine arbiter can hit more units the righteous paladin spreads units out which is useless and does barely any damage
Captain sauce: *is using a faction that symbolizes heaven*
Everyone: something isn't right here
Captain sauce: "you know the rule and so do I"
Never gonna give you up?
@@UnCreatively great job at catching the reference
@@TheRedstoneNarcissist never gonna run around and desert you
@@TheRedstoneNarcissist never gonna say goodbye
@@TheRedstoneNarcissist we've known each other for so long
16:55 they really just dabbed on him before he lost
15:42 BADURBADUR -random tabs unit
“Stay away you sickle thot” that’s me every time the grim reaper says it’s my time
Lmao
“Don’t worry grandma I’m coming” -CaptainSauce 2021
“Don’t worry Grandma I’m coming!”
CaptainSauce out of context
yep
"They wished for crops but we gave them mops, then just become a janitor." - Captainsauce 2021
Can we just talk about how amazing Captain is? Like I came here at my lowest and I still am but every time I watch his videos I get higher. I laugh so much when watching his videos and when thinking about it I remember how much he has been here for me just him laughing and making jokes can keep me alive. I’m so happy I found him all those years ago. :)
Yea I feel the same way man (don’t mind my pfp) (I love your pfp)
Stop doing drugs
@@moth8775 no thank you 👍
420 what you smoke’in
*everyone who fakes sadness so their fave youtuber takes pity on them*
Cap: Im going to take over the armies of heaven to... *wipe out all other living •_•* There it is
That was hilarious
it actually made me laugh
@@tristan.l.p703 me to
@@loadingisfun3745 me too
@@metric3098 *me too*
@@lalordpheonix7994 *me too*
The way how the time stopper freezes the dinosaurs killed me.
11:04 I like how crazy things get as the fight continues. The hobbit tried to ruin everything.
Real title: powerful enemy’s make Canadian guy laugh
Every tabs video he has ever made
Lol
Or God of time and his army kills people well a guy in canada laughs at em
Real title: Chronomancer Travels Around The World
“Thank you you majestic pachyderms” is some thing I did not expect to hear today
Hey cap, just so you know, all ranged units have significantly more range when you control them (not just because you can aim, but they have their own targeting which is longer range too)
Let's be honest, OP Units are the answer to EVERY problem
How bout a ballista
Agus and op
Present Elf is the answer to everything.
No wobbly horses is the answer
@@Ewyn4851LITTERALY puts down one raptor rider
Someone should tell Cap that there is an option in settings to make all units available in campaign. He can't edit the available factions in campaign like you used to, but having all the secret units would make this far less difficult for him
You just did
"I don't know if a bird counts as a projectile."
-CaptainSauce, April 17th, 2021
3:00 Lemme guess: Time-controlling battle angels
15:22
The first dodge: nice
The second one: wow
The third one: oh yeah, he's the cronomanser
roses are dying
violets are crying
my day is worse
my life is depressing
I'm not good at rhyming
or the timing
but I ain't lying when I say.... there's another way...
of enjoying watching captain sauce's videos while smiling
R e l a t a b l e
That’s just sad 😭
why are u sad?
@@damagedcoda y e s
eeee I dont think it made sense ;-;
5:26 at this point you're just giving the dinos an all they can eat buffet lol
17:49 "yeah hit him with those light holes'
Captain sauce-2021
Cap here’s a little tip for when you play as the evil faction in their camp, when in doubt spam whips.
bro bottom right 11:40 looks like he got sometin wrong with his neck im suprised cap didn't notice he normally notices weird phenomenons like this
What abt the guy in the top right?
11:51 is that dani on the right? Its a farmer with a long neck, probably dani
"Also I don't like people pointing out snuffy hair looks like mine"-Capt.
While its my first time hearing this and its from himself.
fr tho
Okay, picture this: a staged campaign like the old TABS Tournament or Arena that Cap did, where the good faction is invaded by the evil faction. That would be awesome!
Did you know that the Solar Architect’s sun circle actually heals units?
that would make sence
Gotta get that vitamin D
"Am I losing my mind, or was that the last level?"
4:20 the key to funneling the raptors into a tight pile is to place units in one of the narrow gullies on the map. IIRC I beat that level using mainly devout gauntlets by drawing them into an alley.
I would like to see the cap take a crack at the binding of Isaac repentance DLC.
Yup
"Apples defeated him so of course arrows would make him a pin cushion.... This is a problem"
You can turn on the health bar to get a better understanding of what the units are doing.
I'm just laughing at how he forgets to use the radiant glaive against a lot of units.
If the next video is gonna be "Hell's Army invades Earth", and Cap doesn't have Doom Slayer, I'll riot
Does anyone note that Cap points out the Simpsons
Day 42 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
"im sorry were you praying for rain, i thought you said pain.
-Captainsauce 2021
Tbh I really like the celestial anguses.They're like really,really cute lol.Because they look a lot like a mix between fairies and butterflies,and the bubble shield and butterfly on their heads just adds to the cuteness lol
I agree, comrade.
Sauce = mullet
Snuffy = mullet
Sauce: me and snuffy don’t both have mullets
Also a idea for a fight
The revenge of the mullets
4 snuffy
1 sauce
Best fight ever
Non mullets*
3:41 The plural of Ned Flander is probably Ned Flanderi
"I dont know if a bird counts as a projectile"
Captainsauce 2021
11:28" don't worry grandma I'm coming"...
11:33 -- "Don't worry Grandma, I'm coming" ...
-- Captiansauce, 2021
I knew I enjoyed this channel for a reason X}
It 11:28
@@Tengfongpeng no it’s 11:33
11:22:33
"I thought you said pain" excuse me w h a t
Maybe they said grain
Well...he heard them at least. MISheard them, but heard them he did.
"Oh my god, the elephant finally released me from this hell, thank you, majestic pachyderm"
Captainsauce, 2021
Chronomancer: **Is getting chopped up by scythes and pitchforks**
Captainsauce: It's the fruit throwers that are the problem.
Day 31 of trying to tell Cap that there’s another Little Nightmares game called Very Little Nightmares.
he doesn't usually care about these comments
Hope he sees this
xd
@@Goodtimewithcats wa
@@Felix-rr8he idk man
When he used the time stopping deme god against the Raptors it froze my phone and for like 10 seconds I thought it was part of the vid lmao
"Can you concuss something that has the brain the size of a pea?"
Sauce, do you realize how smart raptors are?
"nobody can defeat the wobbly army" 10 wobbly horse cavalry 10 snuffies as the horse's pets and 30 divine arbitors as saints for the church and you must use a big map for this.
Every single video that Cap uploads one of his Braincells are like
"Ight ima head out"
He now has -759 brain cells
@@trust-tea4741 yes
Nothing puts a smile on my face like a good old tabs video from CaptainSauce.
I wouldn't recommend using the righteous paladin, they can take quite a bit of damage but the deal like nothing.
I genuinely never noticed that cap had a “mullet”, but now I have even more respect for him 😂
Hey cap i wanted to take a moment to thank you. Thank you for making these videos i always look forward to watching your videos after a stressful day of work or school. Thank you for being here and making us laugh.
At least snuffy didn’t have a forehead like that
Stop stop he's already dead
9:43 this has been be one of his best lines ever
Every time Sauce plays Totally Accurate Battle Simulator he thinks about type advantages, but doesn't realize this is "Totally Accurate" and fire can definitely beat hobbits that are on grass
Day 60 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
True
Agreed
Somewhere, someone is gonna hear screaming of farmers and other shit and think, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! IS THAT THE COMMUNISTS??? ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?!?!"
Mr. Sauce when fighting the raptors: I can exploit that
The second time: I can exploit that
The third time:I’m done
Cap during intro: "... Your prayers have been answered by a terrifying tine-controlling mecha angel, who you've decided to throw fruit at, not the smartest idea!"
Also Cap: *loses*
I love captains tabs vids lol
When not enough people are praying so Heaven decides to take the rapture into their OWN hands:
5:32 that dinosaur in the middle is having a dance party
11:40 I feel like this is one of the first times he’s ever taken control in a battle
Look at the farmer
Look at the neck
Name the elephant like you named snuffy! 😁😁😁
I LOVE when captainsauce makes videos on this game, his commentary is PERFECT. 👋
"it's raining bullets"
you are surrounded by 10 gunslingers
3 cheerleaders on each gunslinger
The pure hatred in his voice when he said "get the hell off me" to that hobbit
“comment taken out of context” - captainsauce, 2021 - all of the comment section
Please more throw anything and rocks of ages 2
cap, plese never stop playing tabs. never. you bring me an others so much joy. thank you.
Captain Sauce: Heaven kinda, sucks.
God knowing he’s talking about a silly war game: It is, acceptable.
My mind: The hell is the chronomancer
Me: someone who controls time?