I'm sorry to bother about your situation with you guys know that you don't have any plans yet to be able and be there with us in our life that I don't know if
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! yo, stop, you're literally spam and going against the guidelines. Also, you're just really annoying and probably some guy in his 60's.
That gorse spawn accidentally killing the dude is the perfect introduction to this game. Even when you're not trying to be an evil god, *you will be.* And the murderer notif afterward was just perfection XD
@@revolt_4588 That’s simple, similar comments weren’t posted at the top before I posted this comment. I thought no one at the time posted this comment.
@@robertnelson9599 Very true. My dad is 50 and still acts like a child. He's less mature than I am, and I'm 30 years younger. He does this thing a lot where if he needs to fart he'll come to my room, fart in the doorway, then leave without saying anything....
Do you really like mark be mature? I mean its good and all but he is too serious that way,dont get me wrong mark being serious in subject not found (even tho they're first video was cooking with sex toys) its awsome or in sketches,but me personaly like mark kinda goofy in games like the old mark.....the 2015 mark
I’m in a group that preserved almost every single flash game. For those of you wondering, it is technically a private server so idk if I’m aloud to have you guys join or not.
I don’t know if this is possible but there’s this game that shut down several years ago and there is a version of it on the web archive but I cant get it to work, it’s called “cubelands” and it was a Minecraft type game from 2010 if you could do something about this or tell me anyone who could let me know
@@jandajanda2242 request the game on bluemaxima's flashpoint, they have just about every flash game you could think of on there, the full archive is over 400gb as well ( the regular version is much less space-consuming).
Lets have a moment to talk about how beautiful his hair is Guys I literally made this comment a year ago, you can stop saying 'no' or 'uh no' now im pretty sick of waking up to see no and uh no in my notifications
"I'm here to kill people."
**Has an existential crisis and a panic attack after his first kill.**
"I'M NOT A MURDERER!"
That & "*THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!!*" Really sells it.
shut
@@johnsonbrian310 you mean shut up right?
The first doll is like end my suffering
YOUR RIGHT, YOUR A SADIST AND A MASOCHIST
“He’s my buddy”
* proceeds to repeatedly revive him over and over to keep torturing him further *
It helps with bonding
@@anjanavabiswas8835 oh
@@anjanavabiswas8835 true
"Your torment isn't over yet."
“Your hell isn’t over yet”
"you're taller"
"How dare you"
*Proceeds to murder the tall one*
It's easier for the shortstack uprising to win if the tall freaks are taken care of first.
And Mark took that personally😂
Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
Hes not taller than me if i blow of his legs
@@nekomimitheiii6091 Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
12:35 “ Stop! Your hell is not over yet!” -Markiplier
I’m using this for my high school yearbook quote.
HELL YEAH
If you've already requested the quote in, did they allow it?
Did you do it?
LOL
Ah yes, college
Mark: ARE YOU OKAY
Narrator: The dummy was not okay
Mark: IM NOT A MURDERER
Narrator: Mark was a murderer
123 likes wont ruin it
@@bIuefox
276.
I'm just imagining Morgan Freeman narrating this
This reminds me a lot of arrested development.
these arent dummies' by the way
I love how he went down a million foot deep hole just to save his main man.
And to think historians will only think they were best friends 😔🏳️🌈
And then shot him with a cannon.
@@vertono6084 that killed me
@@gipadonimus a cannon kill me too
I like how mark said “what’s this” and all you hear is a loud noise and see man fly to the right a 60mph
"Zeus was a noble, intelligent God who ruled all with his might and guile"
Actual Zeus:
13:30
ZIM ZAM ZOOM
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY ACCURATE
I actually laughed out loud at this.
nah he didn't have sex with every woman on this planet
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!!!
18:18
I love it when they all start marching and then one decides to become united with the air
FRR HE JS STARTED FLYING💀😭
HE USED BLOOD AS A THRUSTER LMAOOOO
Modern happy wheels with no wheels
Yes
Yes
Happy
Yes. Good.
I was a wheel once
I love how Mark got emotionally attached to a single dummy and kept healing it instead of replacing it
xdd
@CYNTHIA JOVER huh?
I kinda think thats torture 😅
I'm sorry to bother about
I'm sorry to bother about your situation with you guys know that you don't have any plans yet to be able and be there with us in our life that I don't know if
Mark: “I’m not a masochist!”
Me: “You’re right. You’re a sadist”
What's this Markiplier's Evolving?
In the Is Mark a Masochist? Video on Unus Annus I remember him getting sadomasochist
@@someguy6627 *Well that hurts my english-*
*gives refenrence to sad-ist*
@@someguy6627 the is the thee isn’t the is the no unus the is, am I right
1:20 1:27 9:04 18:26 and 18:49
All perfect examples of how Markiplier turns almost any game he plays into a comedy.
1:27 You're taller. How frickin dare you.
@@The_Sisters4I didn’t even know it was a Mark voice haha
Omg your pfp is slay
@@noahmccorriston9535”PK FIRE!”
13:48 IM A FRICKIN FIRE BENDER
Mark in a small raspy oldman voice: “you’re taller”
'How fucking dare you!'
"i wish he is smaller than me, i dont want to be taller, i want him to be smaller"
@@FargonNemeloc 'Are you sure you don't want to be taller?'
@@FargonNemeloc that sounds like a song I have heard
@@Pudding_chxn its from one of their pax shows or something
Mark: **brings person back to life**
The guy: **immediately jumps off**
He cant live with such pain.
Cheers I will drink to that
The Guy: Just let me die!
@@grimreaper2680 😂i have alcohol in my home and some bacardi so i'll make sure to drink it for you lol
He was like *YeEt!*
"You're taller"
And Mark took that personally 😂
@@ritawant1033 Bot
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! bruh
@@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433 ffs look under your comment
I love how Mark pretends like he’ll be a forgivable human being at the beginning, but he then goes on to commit unspeakable acts like everybody else.
thats proper comedy XD
i just make murder weapons
"Don't slip on my gun"
that's the most American thing I've heard of
Welcome to America, where we seem to care more about our guns than the life’s of our children
I care more about guns than the lives of your children.
@@My_eyesburn If you think about it, You can use guns to defend your children. So caring about guns is also caring about the children.
@@Snipermann02 good point man good point
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! yo, stop, you're literally spam and going against the guidelines. Also, you're just really annoying and probably some guy in his 60's.
It’s very good game :D
Omg
Holy flip you're here
Why
_8 hours ago_
Oh hi
Mark: "I'm here to kill people!"
**kills a person after three seconds**
"Nooo! I'm not a murderer!"
that do be true tho
Fax
You can tell it wasn't on purpose because of the look on his face.
That was one of the most gruesome and the most dramatic deaths ive seen in this game ngl
*Mark dies*
"You're taller! How f*ckin dare you!" Has me dying for no reason
“This guy is my buddy”
Proceeds to torture him the most
Isn't that what your supposed to do with friends?
Android will remember that
"No stop! [Quietly] yourhellisn'toveryet!"
That’s just how you play the game
XD
"If I kill you I will have much regret."
*Proceeds to kill him over and over.*
ihuyhiudefgshiushiu7
Mark: “This is my main man.”
Main man: *”GOD. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?”*
That man wanted to die so much
the double meaning is SENDING ME
That gorse spawn accidentally killing the dude is the perfect introduction to this game. Even when you're not trying to be an evil god, *you will be.* And the murderer notif afterward was just perfection XD
Mark: "I'm not a murderer"
Also Mark: *sending dead people to the shadow realm*
Also, as his hair grows, so does his insanity
this bot is in every comment
@@HeyStolen wdym?
@Thiccy Niccy there is a bot with a *cough* *cough* inappropriate profile that is going around in the reply sections
Oh
It's like Mat Pat when he's stress
Title: "HILARIOUS AND BRUTAL"
Mark: *transitions between torturing people and having Vietnam flashbacks*
made me laugh
Fun fact: if mark didn’t use the strength syringe, the momentum of him catching the person would have ripped it in half
Omg that would have been funny tho
@@death_angel1125 actually, him catching it wouldn’t but waving it around in the air would
@@Nat0521 but still
Precisely
@@metrosexualmillwright6074 that amount of emojis is the cringe thing
I love how mark said
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHERE ARE YOU GOING!"when the delegged guy was flying
Markiplier: Brutally murders one of the people
Also Markiplier: * grabs a green syringe * *it's rewind time*
uno reverse card
so u can torture him forever
**Crazy Diamond
@@KuperSpyronicStudios I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
@@fizzyd.a.d.2855 HUZZAH! A MAN OF QUALITY!
Guy: *falls down literal hell hole thats 9,000 feet deep*
Mark: “he’s probably okay-“
yeah, he’s totally okay.
Tooooooooooooooooooooooooootalyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy] to fine
Maybe broke a thousand bones his body but he'll be fine
@@chaychaychoochaijaroen9601 do you know what a joke is
It’s actually over 9000
“Ok. So people playground is a lot like that-“
people playground: **Minecraft Cave Ambience**
Them nether sounds really got me questioning in Minecraft is going horror 😂
Im pretty sure he was talking about that online game called doll something. It was pretty much the same thing
Accurate
*lunky noises*
@@HappyShibba mutilate a doll?
9:04 Made me crying on the ground from laughter 😂
NUUUUOOOOO
Mark: *”I’m not a murderer!”*
Mark 3 minutes later: “If you die, I’ll probably forgive myself.”
@@kingofthedarknessbelow9833 please stop name ing please it's invading my screen
@@revolt_4588 That’s simple, similar comments weren’t posted at the top before I posted this comment. I thought no one at the time posted this comment.
Mark: *kills one person*
“I regret everything”
Also mark: continues to torture and kill people for another 20 minutes
I think you forgot to press Ctrl
Yes
We don’t eat anymore, we don’t eat anymore.
We don’t eat anymore, cuz my dad bet on a 3 legged fucking horse.
😖😖
“Don’t slip on my gun” is the most American thing I’ve ever heard
Ive never been so offended by something i 100% agree with
Liar
This is why I’m Canadian
Came here for this
@@Zeviak Not really
18:23 is probably the funniest thing I seen in a while
Torture now: "It's gonna hurt for only a second."
Torture 600 years back: *Worm Staff*
The worm W H A T..
@@eliasjakemoran02 ya know the thing that can't do anything to a droid but will make a human bleed to an impossible level
@@abowlofguacamole8558 Yeah, well now I know. I decided to look at comments before the video and I have a blast!
W h o y o u c a l l I n g p i n h e a d
@@susanwatson1384 thats my line!!!
Mark in this game : “oh no I’m not a murderer”
Mark in Ultrakill : “haha yes die trash”
😂😂😂
XD
Lmaooo
"I'm not a murderer!"
Yea but that thing you spawned definitely is.
edit: wtf I posted this at like 2am my time whats happening?
Lmaooo
He says that and then he freaking NUKES THEM XD
@@roguescape The nuke killed them not him technically so he still isn't a murderer lol
@NORIAKI KAKYOIN _no_
@@Ms.Squiffy Its only murder if you kill them with bare hands!
I love how mark went from "you're my new buddy" to mirdering it violently on repeat
Person: **dies horribly**
Mark: Oh no! Anyway-
Sorry for saying this but that jokes kinda overused
@@birdmcrandomsux Sorry dude
@@lisakanzira6765 yeah lol
XD
Lets do it again
9:04
I like how Mark saved this guy from eternal darkness and death and healed him only for him to accidentally blow him away with a rocket launcher.
@@Sir_nooter
It shoots Rockets. It's a rocket launcher. Lol XD
@@Sir_nooter oh.
@@Sir_nooter still it has the ability to make things not exist anymore. And tbh I don't know much about military grade weaponry
@@ashlight6107 the "🤓" guy is making ironic jokes, mocking people who sincerely do this
@@Sir_nooter ☝️🤓
“I love my buddy.”
*shoots him with anti tank rifle*
“NOOOOOO”
Ha
Lol
Lol
Lol
I think he might be dead not sure tho
mark reacts to the decimator like he's so excited to use it, then proceeds to never use it, top notch mark right there 4:59
The more Mark is driven to madness, the longer his hair grows
Actually true 😂😂😂😂😂
Soon he gon be crawling outa my TV
Is that why Hee Hoo had such long hair?
Trueee
Keanu Reeves levels of hair growth action!
Mark:"Your taller..... How fuckin dare you"
Me: Thats what my grandma says after 1 week without visiting her
Ah yes emoji. (What the hell Elizabeth saying?)
Sabin Proffitt She is speaking the language of gods
Thank you. Can you T R A N S L S T E
@@sloqthebuffoon5052 gambling games wishing and 8 ball
@@aceisspace9389 The Wishing 8 Ball Gambling Game
8:25
The more his buddy falls into the depths of hell, the more British Mark gets.
This comment is hilarious
oive got yew
@@Playopedia Not sarcasm
i mostly think its australia
@@milktube4864 or New Zealand idk
"There's too much blood!" Mark 2021 vs Mark getting an eye infection from the amount of blood in the Iron Lung movie.
"I love my buddy."
*shoots with 120mm*
9:04
Your missing a 1 in that
The genuine shock. This is why he's not an engineer.
That was more than 20mm, more lime 75mm-105mm
@@DeV-jn5to it said in the menu that it was a 120mm cannon most likely off a mbt
@@DeV-jn5to cool i don't really care but you do you
Mark: "have you ascended further beyond"
my brain: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER
Okay yes Unus annus
But I thought..go beyond- plus ultra-
PLUS ULTRA!!!!
PLUS ULTRA!!
TEXAS SMASH!!!
Plus Ultra.... And Unus Annus
Mark: Tears off everyone’s limbs- “I’m here to kill people.”
Hair: gets longer
the edge is strong with this one
Kira but hair not nails
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! shut up
hey
Him "she looks nice"
His finger nails "----------"
love how mark progressively gets more british when hes trying to save his buddy
“Buddy buddy stop your hell is not over yet!”
Markiplier 2020
Oh god no. Don’t tell that we-....
all the animatronics to springtrap:
Never forget the buddy system
mark: "I'm here to kill people" 0:29
1 minute 23 seconds later
mark: "I'm not a murderer" 1:52
How you up herr with 22 likes
Lol tru
328 LIKES
@brody Campbell king of wolves mmm blod, im really gonna die.
E
Person: "dies terribly"
Mark: Oh no! Anyways....
18:24 Bro forgot he owes Jesus 5$
LMAO
Omb so funny!!1!1!!!!1!!
@@veronicapelli2945what’s omb?
Mark: “I’m not a murderer!”
Greystillplays: “More death!!!”
MORE BODIES DAMMIT!!!!
*_Full liquor bar!_*
YESSSS
@@shotjet4261 no apartment complex is good without a F U L L LIQUOR BAR
Ah, a fellow man of culture
9:05 was so damn funny I can't
Ikr, lmao I'm wheezing😂
I kept watching it and dying
I replayed it like 10 times bc it's so funny😂😂😂😂
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
Perfect cuts is always more funnier
"This is my buddy"
Not even 3 minutes later proceeds to inject him with stims and kneecap him. Twice.
Mark had no clue what he was doing the entire time
mark: ***casually throws dead bodies into an endless pit***
Lol it's not endless, imagine if he went down to the bottom and saw the rotting corpses
hey
*Hair grows*
@@trashbird6105 U right
@@revolt_4588 chill broski
“Ya standing up on your own there buddy? Ya standing up?”
Body: *THWADUMP*
Central Intelligence Agency
9:04
WHY TF IS THE CIA HERE?
@@sovietrussia479 reasons...
@@liakiller3days910 agreeable
CIA... oh no... I better hide the evidence...
“WOW BUDDY WOW YOUR HEL ISNT OVER YET!” I don’t know why but I love this
Assalamualaikum
Kumusta
Hello brotha
I saw this comment as soon as he said that
I will
The way he's so desperate to keep that one guy alive
"Why are things just horror games?"
-Markiplier 2020
I love how he asks that after selecting a map called "abyss"
Grammatical Grammars
I want to see mark play bloodborne. that’s an unexpected horror game
"Good friends are like fine wine. That's why I keep mine locked in a cellar." -Tim Hawkins
@Ryan Hansen Me too. He's an absolute nutcase. Which I can relate to, seeing as I am also... err... He's funny.
Looks like Keanu Reeves
@Gianna Carter I'll.bring the bricks, you bring the mortar, Mark can bring the Amontillado, Jacksepticeye the sucker we're gonna burry.
Save the Polar Bears
Mark: shoots guy with a rocket
Also Mark: "You okay, buddy?"
Yeah he’ll be okay 👌
@@keirais232 I mean he should be okay. Loosing a head never hurt anybody did it?
9:04 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 good grief that was too much
I'd totally wanna see a part 2 of this. This game is hilarious.
YES
Yes it is beautiful
Yus
And brutal
Lets chany
Mark: *destroying people in front of his "buddy"*
His "buddy": yeah this is fine.
Mark: *destroying his “buddy”*
Mark: everything is fine
Buddy: please kill me.. I wish for death
*Mark deletes everything*
Buddy: finally the sweet release of death *dies*
This game’s comedic timing is impeccable
And by impeccable I mean TOTALLY PECCABLE
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
The yeehaw at the end absolutely amazing
True
200
5:41 bro the way he hit his head🤣🤣🤣
Mark: “I’M NOT A MURDERER!!”
Also Mark: “Ok let’s break the game now”
*Proceeds to kill 20 people*
It's still not a murder.
Because it's a genocide
Agreed it's a fucking genoside
9:03
The comedic timing literally could not have been anymore perfect.
I so agree, Im sitting here crying my eyes out laughing
He goes through all that effort to save his “bUdDy” only to send him down the chasm once more...
"Ohh What the Frick..."
*BOO-*
**Curb your enthusiasm Theme plays**
Esey Esey
Mark: *Calls the Guy Buddy*
Also Mark: *Shoots him in the knee caps, and then Revives him to continue torturing his “Buddy”*
who needs kneecaps when you could have a buddy
"Here, have a friend"
*THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE*
"HEY BUDDY HEY BUDDY STOP YOUR HELL ISN'T OVER YET"-Markiplier, 2020
Mark says “I’m not a murderer!” so realistically
And yet, I still doubt it
@bigboi drifter because google
Because he has said it many times he’s a murderer
Hes been practicing for the right time
Because it is real.
9:02 is so funny he's just checkin what that object is and obliterated his favourite dummy I laughed for 5 min straight and replayed it a few times
His face of realization will never get old
For real
My god I have not laughed that much in literal years. My stomach hurts holy shit.
@@non_superma dude same. That’s the funniest shit ever
@@non_superma I’ve been waiting for this funny stuff for so long
An entire 13mins of mark having a buddy 😂
Women: "i think men these days have matured over the years"
Meanwhile Mark: "BOOM...ZAP...POW IM A F*****G FIREBENDER"
Just because you are older does not mean you are mature.
there , I liked it . Now its on 69
@@robertnelson9599 Very true. My dad is 50 and still acts like a child. He's less mature than I am, and I'm 30 years younger.
He does this thing a lot where if he needs to fart he'll come to my room, fart in the doorway, then leave without saying anything....
@@GoddessTerra lol wtf
Do you really like mark be mature? I mean its good and all but he is too serious that way,dont get me wrong mark being serious in subject not found (even tho they're first video was cooking with sex toys) its awsome or in sketches,but me personaly like mark kinda goofy in games like the old mark.....the 2015 mark
mark's reaction to literally obliterating people's entire body and soul:
*whoo!*
9:05 I've never laughed so hard in my entire life
Same 🤣
Same lmao
Im dying here😂😂😂😂
funny.
same here lol xD
18:23 had me laughing my balls off 😂😂😂😂😂
“Your hell is not over yet!” -markiplier, 2020, said whilst saving a man he was experimenting on, colorized
hey
@buck trungle I would say that is a good thing
Mark: * choose a level titled the abyss*
Also Mark a few seconds later: What is this?!
When Mark tries to make them giant, they just collapsed on their own weight like a neutron star.
Nerds(this is just a joke)
You know physics but you don't know that it's "tries" not "try's"?? Nice Google-ing bro..
@@EnToutoiNika Damn, why you got to violate me like that though, and I speak English fine, just a spelling mistake. Here, I’ll even correct it for you
*Marks FNaF instincts kicking in when he hears a metal sound* : 0:39
Mark: horribly tears a person limb from limb
Also Mark: into the pit
There bot
I must admit
"I came here to kill people!"
(about a minute later)
"I'm not a murderer!"
9:35 "Yeah, you like that?? You like the JuIcE?"
Markiplier, 2021
The whole sequence at 9:02 had me actually laugh crying holy shit
same i literally burst out laughing 💀
Same, tears came out of my eyes like a waterfall
ME TOO LMFAO
same here 💀
same lol
Mark: "If anything happens to you I will never forgive myself"
Also Mark: Subjects his buddy to all kinds of torture and keeps healing him.
because that's what gods do
Him: Healing spell!
Buddy: AAAAAH! DX
Him: Healing spell!
Buddy: AAAAAH! DX
I’m in a group that preserved almost every single flash game.
For those of you wondering, it is technically a private server so idk if I’m aloud to have you guys join or not.
Gods work!
I don’t know if this is possible but there’s this game that shut down several years ago and there is a version of it on the web archive but I cant get it to work, it’s called “cubelands” and it was a Minecraft type game from 2010 if you could do something about this or tell me anyone who could let me know
@@jandajanda2242 request the game on bluemaxima's flashpoint, they have just about every flash game you could think of on there, the full archive is over 400gb as well ( the regular version is much less space-consuming).
Is it a public group?
how about mutilate a doll?
1:28 short people be like:
I love how Mark is surprised that a nuke causes a nuclear explosion
@csgo funny moments hd 100 fps correction 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
@@soymexicanoomgpersonalwhat
“YOUR GONNA BE OK!”
“CLEAR!”
*impales torso*
H
@@spookyleviathanboi3499 á
You know it’s a Markiplier video when the words “HILARIOUS” and “BRUTAL” are in the same sentence.
I understand the joke fully and 100% but I feel compelled to say this:
Those 2 words can go together better than you expect depending the context
@@doge8825 "That hilarious cartoon style crash killing 39 people was brutal!"
Better than expected, but could be better...
@@doge8825 Brutal and hilarious are interchangeable too..
type skidrow games for free AAA games in google
just type skidrow games
3:30 mark when making iron lung 😂
Lets have a moment to talk about how beautiful his hair is
Guys I literally made this comment a year ago, you can stop saying 'no' or 'uh no' now im pretty sick of waking up to see no and uh no in my notifications
If I could, I would braid his beautiful hair
YES
thank you snape
✨ f l u f f y ✨
Keath kogane could never