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  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 3 роки тому +4687

    "I'm here to kill people."
    **Has an existential crisis and a panic attack after his first kill.**
    "I'M NOT A MURDERER!"

    • @David-zu5kz
      @David-zu5kz 3 роки тому +93

      That & "*THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!!*" Really sells it.

    • @johnsonbrian310
      @johnsonbrian310 3 роки тому +15

      shut

    • @willowames4740
      @willowames4740 3 роки тому +17

      @@johnsonbrian310 you mean shut up right?

    • @jager_y0ink
      @jager_y0ink 3 роки тому +11

      The first doll is like end my suffering

    • @SyndicatedOcto
      @SyndicatedOcto 3 роки тому +4

      YOUR RIGHT, YOUR A SADIST AND A MASOCHIST

  • @thespectacularlymonochrome7891
    @thespectacularlymonochrome7891 3 роки тому +3227

    "Zeus was a noble, intelligent God who ruled all with his might and guile"
    Actual Zeus:
    13:30

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 роки тому +200

      ZIM ZAM ZOOM

    • @winterjames4083
      @winterjames4083 3 роки тому +152

      THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY ACCURATE

    • @howdyboss179
      @howdyboss179 3 роки тому +87

      I actually laughed out loud at this.

    • @devilclaptrap5281
      @devilclaptrap5281 3 роки тому +72

      nah he didn't have sex with every woman on this planet

    • @iceninja1997
      @iceninja1997 3 роки тому +84

      AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!!!

  • @angiol5590
    @angiol5590 3 роки тому +6939

    “He’s my buddy”
    * proceeds to repeatedly revive him over and over to keep torturing him further *

  • @Samuel-m5c5n
    @Samuel-m5c5n Рік тому +598

    12:35 “ Stop! Your hell is not over yet!” -Markiplier
    I’m using this for my high school yearbook quote.

  • @Ritchar
    @Ritchar 3 роки тому +8243

    "you're taller"
    "How dare you"
    *Proceeds to murder the tall one*

    • @KennyNeider
      @KennyNeider 3 роки тому +105

      It's easier for the shortstack uprising to win if the tall freaks are taken care of first.

    • @fatherplatypus2316
      @fatherplatypus2316 3 роки тому +108

      And Mark took that personally😂

    • @nekomimitheiii6091
      @nekomimitheiii6091 3 роки тому +44

      Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 3 роки тому +40

      Hes not taller than me if i blow of his legs

    • @sunsetspectre1868
      @sunsetspectre1868 3 роки тому +22

      @@nekomimitheiii6091 Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +33441

    Modern happy wheels with no wheels

  • @k-cobain
    @k-cobain 3 роки тому +10090

    I love how he went down a million foot deep hole just to save his main man.

    • @darksiegechaos
      @darksiegechaos 3 роки тому +475

      And to think historians will only think they were best friends 😔🏳️‍🌈

    • @vertono6084
      @vertono6084 3 роки тому +500

      And then shot him with a cannon.

    • @gipadonimus
      @gipadonimus 3 роки тому +180

      @@vertono6084 that killed me

    • @bestusername5235
      @bestusername5235 3 роки тому +142

      @@gipadonimus a cannon kill me too

    • @vertono6084
      @vertono6084 3 роки тому +158

      I like how mark said “what’s this” and all you hear is a loud noise and see man fly to the right a 60mph

  • @DaltonIzStillHere
    @DaltonIzStillHere Рік тому +1054

    1:20 1:27 9:04 18:26 and 18:49
    All perfect examples of how Markiplier turns almost any game he plays into a comedy.

  • @gutzbin
    @gutzbin 3 роки тому +6864

    Mark: ARE YOU OKAY
    Narrator: The dummy was not okay
    Mark: IM NOT A MURDERER
    Narrator: Mark was a murderer

    • @bIuefox
      @bIuefox 3 роки тому +17

      123 likes wont ruin it

    • @Operator_V
      @Operator_V 3 роки тому +28

      @@bIuefox
      276.

    • @planta-ray
      @planta-ray 3 роки тому +47

      I'm just imagining Morgan Freeman narrating this

    • @SixFootHalfling1
      @SixFootHalfling1 3 роки тому +10

      This reminds me a lot of arrested development.

    • @vortiger7375
      @vortiger7375 3 роки тому +5

      these arent dummies' by the way

  • @em2879
    @em2879 3 роки тому +7014

    I love how Mark got emotionally attached to a single dummy and kept healing it instead of replacing it

    • @danielesquivel3155
      @danielesquivel3155 3 роки тому +21

      xdd

    • @perc8044
      @perc8044 3 роки тому +31

      @CYNTHIA JOVER huh?

    • @kate8934
      @kate8934 3 роки тому +153

      I kinda think thats torture 😅

    • @Wolfy-Boi
      @Wolfy-Boi 3 роки тому +6

      I'm sorry to bother about

    • @Wolfy-Boi
      @Wolfy-Boi 3 роки тому +11

      I'm sorry to bother about your situation with you guys know that you don't have any plans yet to be able and be there with us in our life that I don't know if

  • @loudspeaker003
    @loudspeaker003 3 роки тому +1748

    "I'm not a murderer!"
    Yea but that thing you spawned definitely is.
    edit: wtf I posted this at like 2am my time whats happening?

    • @kaprecerajkumar9618
      @kaprecerajkumar9618 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo

    • @roguescape
      @roguescape 3 роки тому +14

      He says that and then he freaking NUKES THEM XD

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому +3

      @@roguescape The nuke killed them not him technically so he still isn't a murderer lol

    • @Carcass_Consumer
      @Carcass_Consumer 3 роки тому +2

      @NORIAKI KAKYOIN _no_

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ms.Squiffy Its only murder if you kill them with bare hands!

  • @Local_Tism
    @Local_Tism 9 місяців тому +130

    18:18
    I love it when they all start marching and then one decides to become united with the air

    • @SuperoivenPlayZ
      @SuperoivenPlayZ 8 місяців тому +13

      FRR HE JS STARTED FLYING💀😭

    • @SuperoivenPlayZ
      @SuperoivenPlayZ 8 місяців тому +13

      HE USED BLOOD AS A THRUSTER LMAOOOO

  • @broidc2276
    @broidc2276 3 роки тому +714

    Mark: **brings person back to life**
    The guy: **immediately jumps off**

    • @ilovecookies8902
      @ilovecookies8902 3 роки тому +23

      He cant live with such pain.

    • @grimreaper2680
      @grimreaper2680 3 роки тому +5

      Cheers I will drink to that

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 роки тому +8

      The Guy: Just let me die!

    • @a.cnugget0323
      @a.cnugget0323 3 роки тому +1

      @@grimreaper2680 😂i have alcohol in my home and some bacardi so i'll make sure to drink it for you lol

    • @a.cnugget0323
      @a.cnugget0323 3 роки тому +1

      He was like *YeEt!*

  • @taskeshou2567
    @taskeshou2567 3 роки тому +1038

    Mark: "I'm not a murderer"
    Also Mark: *sending dead people to the shadow realm*
    Also, as his hair grows, so does his insanity

  • @myahawks2374
    @myahawks2374 3 роки тому +5537

    Mark in a small raspy oldman voice: “you’re taller”

    • @magicaleevee843
      @magicaleevee843 3 роки тому +440

      'How fucking dare you!'

    • @FargonNemeloc
      @FargonNemeloc 3 роки тому +118

      "i wish he is smaller than me, i dont want to be taller, i want him to be smaller"

    • @magicaleevee843
      @magicaleevee843 3 роки тому +47

      @@FargonNemeloc 'Are you sure you don't want to be taller?'

    • @Pudding_chxn
      @Pudding_chxn 3 роки тому +16

      @@FargonNemeloc that sounds like a song I have heard

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 3 роки тому +9

      @@Pudding_chxn its from one of their pax shows or something

  • @newmanhiding2314
    @newmanhiding2314 Рік тому +417

    I love how Mark pretends like he’ll be a forgivable human being at the beginning, but he then goes on to commit unspeakable acts like everybody else.

  • @sageeed5143
    @sageeed5143 3 роки тому +3838

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist!”
    Me: “You’re right. You’re a sadist”

    • @minerman1019
      @minerman1019 3 роки тому +79

      What's this Markiplier's Evolving?

    • @someguy6627
      @someguy6627 3 роки тому +53

      In the Is Mark a Masochist? Video on Unus Annus I remember him getting sadomasochist

    • @louissemarguerettenavales1253
      @louissemarguerettenavales1253 3 роки тому +54

      @@someguy6627 *Well that hurts my english-*

    • @MrGuestMan1901
      @MrGuestMan1901 3 роки тому +18

      *gives refenrence to sad-ist*

    • @walrus5939
      @walrus5939 3 роки тому +10

      @@someguy6627 the is the thee isn’t the is the no unus the is, am I right

  • @Santinnel
    @Santinnel 3 роки тому +3541

    It’s very good game :D

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 3 роки тому +637

    "If I kill you I will have much regret."
    *Proceeds to kill him over and over.*

    • @Krispysss
      @Krispysss Місяць тому

      ihuyhiudefgshiushiu7

  • @aka-chi_hurron
    @aka-chi_hurron Рік тому +123

    "You're taller! How f*ckin dare you!" Has me dying for no reason

  • @Rentedreaper25
    @Rentedreaper25 3 роки тому +684

    Markiplier: Brutally murders one of the people
    Also Markiplier: * grabs a green syringe * *it's rewind time*

  • @soullessg6751
    @soullessg6751 3 роки тому +631

    Mark: “This is my main man.”
    Main man: *”GOD. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?”*

  • @justsimon03
    @justsimon03 2 роки тому +3471

    Mark: "I'm here to kill people!"
    **kills a person after three seconds**
    "Nooo! I'm not a murderer!"

  • @Soviet_union_19
    @Soviet_union_19 7 місяців тому +26

    I love how mark said
    "WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHERE ARE YOU GOING!"when the delegged guy was flying

  • @fatherplatypus2316
    @fatherplatypus2316 3 роки тому +505

    "You're taller"
    And Mark took that personally 😂

  • @AshleWilkerson
    @AshleWilkerson 3 роки тому +538

    Mark: "have you ascended further beyond"
    my brain: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER

  • @warboi7928
    @warboi7928 3 роки тому +1028

    Mark: *kills one person*
    “I regret everything”
    Also mark: continues to torture and kill people for another 20 minutes

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 Рік тому +48

    That gorse spawn accidentally killing the dude is the perfect introduction to this game. Even when you're not trying to be an evil god, *you will be.* And the murderer notif afterward was just perfection XD

  • @eldubaroos
    @eldubaroos 3 роки тому +1217

    "I love my buddy."
    *shoots with 120mm*
    9:04

    • @tanker12999
      @tanker12999 3 роки тому +15

      Your missing a 1 in that

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 3 роки тому +20

      The genuine shock. This is why he's not an engineer.

    • @DeV-jn5to
      @DeV-jn5to 3 роки тому +7

      That was more than 20mm, more lime 75mm-105mm

    • @tanker12999
      @tanker12999 3 роки тому +4

      @@DeV-jn5to it said in the menu that it was a 120mm cannon most likely off a mbt

    • @eldubaroos
      @eldubaroos 3 роки тому +2

      @@DeV-jn5to cool i don't really care but you do you

  • @ashlight6107
    @ashlight6107 Рік тому +2121

    9:04
    I like how Mark saved this guy from eternal darkness and death and healed him only for him to accidentally blow him away with a rocket launcher.

    • @ashlight6107
      @ashlight6107 Рік тому +18

      @@Sir_nooter
      It shoots Rockets. It's a rocket launcher. Lol XD

    • @ashlight6107
      @ashlight6107 Рік тому +7

      @@Sir_nooter oh.

    • @ashlight6107
      @ashlight6107 Рік тому +5

      @@Sir_nooter still it has the ability to make things not exist anymore. And tbh I don't know much about military grade weaponry

    • @plaguedoctorspencer
      @plaguedoctorspencer Рік тому +1

      @@ashlight6107 the "🤓" guy is making ironic jokes, mocking people who sincerely do this

    • @BlackBumblebee41
      @BlackBumblebee41 Рік тому

      @@Sir_nooter ☝️🤓

  • @Nat0521
    @Nat0521 2 роки тому +7314

    Fun fact: if mark didn’t use the strength syringe, the momentum of him catching the person would have ripped it in half

    • @death_angel1125
      @death_angel1125 2 роки тому +367

      Omg that would have been funny tho

    • @Nat0521
      @Nat0521 2 роки тому +397

      @@death_angel1125 actually, him catching it wouldn’t but waving it around in the air would

    • @death_angel1125
      @death_angel1125 2 роки тому +46

      @@Nat0521 but still

    • @MeemahSN
      @MeemahSN 2 роки тому +13

      Precisely

    • @death_angel1125
      @death_angel1125 2 роки тому +20

      @@metrosexualmillwright6074 that amount of emojis is the cringe thing

  • @sadgrunt1564
    @sadgrunt1564 Рік тому +29

    18:23 is probably the funniest thing I seen in a while

  • @kyleknotts9590
    @kyleknotts9590 3 роки тому +681

    “This guy is my buddy”
    Proceeds to torture him the most

    • @downwordspiralofpiss
      @downwordspiralofpiss 3 роки тому +17

      Isn't that what your supposed to do with friends?

    • @wolvzhour4426
      @wolvzhour4426 3 роки тому +11

      Android will remember that

    • @mochaneko7058
      @mochaneko7058 3 роки тому +8

      "No stop! [Quietly] yourhellisn'toveryet!"

    • @userk9
      @userk9 3 роки тому +1

      That’s just how you play the game

    • @alex_cht_
      @alex_cht_ 3 роки тому +1

      XD

  • @eclipse_2665
    @eclipse_2665 3 роки тому +2690

    Guy: *falls down literal hell hole thats 9,000 feet deep*
    Mark: “he’s probably okay-“

    • @kduck789
      @kduck789 3 роки тому +17

      yeah, he’s totally okay.

    • @tonghuatteh6594
      @tonghuatteh6594 3 роки тому +10

      Tooooooooooooooooooooooooootalyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy] to fine

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe broke a thousand bones his body but he'll be fine

    • @legoheimerda3rd
      @legoheimerda3rd 3 роки тому +2

      @@chaychaychoochaijaroen9601 do you know what a joke is

    • @ExiaSyn
      @ExiaSyn 3 роки тому +2

      It’s actually over 9000

  • @lisakanzira6765
    @lisakanzira6765 3 роки тому +702

    Person: **dies horribly**
    Mark: Oh no! Anyway-

  • @dooplets._.5776
    @dooplets._.5776 Рік тому +100

    I love how mark went from "you're my new buddy" to mirdering it violently on repeat

  • @xxlzocker24
    @xxlzocker24 3 роки тому +760

    Torture now: "It's gonna hurt for only a second."
    Torture 600 years back: *Worm Staff*

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 роки тому +9

      The worm W H A T..

    • @abowlofguacamole8558
      @abowlofguacamole8558 3 роки тому +18

      @@eliasjakemoran6434 ya know the thing that can't do anything to a droid but will make a human bleed to an impossible level

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 роки тому +4

      @@abowlofguacamole8558 Yeah, well now I know. I decided to look at comments before the video and I have a blast!

    • @Starlighet
      @Starlighet 3 роки тому +13

      W h o y o u c a l l I n g p i n h e a d

    • @Starlighet
      @Starlighet 3 роки тому +8

      @@susanwatson1384 thats my line!!!

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 3 роки тому +653

    Mark: *”I’m not a murderer!”*
    Mark 3 minutes later: “If you die, I’ll probably forgive myself.”

    • @lexy1748
      @lexy1748 3 роки тому

      @@kingofthedarknessbelow9833 please stop name ing please it's invading my screen

    • @wizardshark1127
      @wizardshark1127 3 роки тому +1

      @@revolt_4588 That’s simple, similar comments weren’t posted at the top before I posted this comment. I thought no one at the time posted this comment.

  • @cryptkeeper6719
    @cryptkeeper6719 3 роки тому +670

    Title: "HILARIOUS AND BRUTAL"
    Mark: *transitions between torturing people and having Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @felixbatista8376
    @felixbatista8376 Рік тому +77

    mark reacts to the decimator like he's so excited to use it, then proceeds to never use it, top notch mark right there 4:59

  • @Snipermann02
    @Snipermann02 3 роки тому +810

    "Don't slip on my gun"
    that's the most American thing I've heard of

    • @ebinshumate3132
      @ebinshumate3132 3 роки тому +15

      Welcome to America, where we seem to care more about our guns than the life’s of our children

    • @My_eyesburn
      @My_eyesburn 3 роки тому +2

      I care more about guns than the lives of your children.

    • @Snipermann02
      @Snipermann02 3 роки тому +10

      @@My_eyesburn If you think about it, You can use guns to defend your children. So caring about guns is also caring about the children.

    • @My_eyesburn
      @My_eyesburn 3 роки тому +2

      @@Snipermann02 good point man good point

    • @Snipermann02
      @Snipermann02 3 роки тому +1

      @F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! yo, stop, you're literally spam and going against the guidelines. Also, you're just really annoying and probably some guy in his 60's.

  • @MTVTK
    @MTVTK 3 роки тому +613

    Mark: “I’m not a murderer!”
    Greystillplays: “More death!!!”

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 3 роки тому +42

      MORE BODIES DAMMIT!!!!

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 3 роки тому +39

      *_Full liquor bar!_*

    • @shotjet4261
      @shotjet4261 3 роки тому +9

      YESSSS

    • @thenotfunny8076
      @thenotfunny8076 3 роки тому +16

      @@shotjet4261 no apartment complex is good without a F U L L LIQUOR BAR

    • @Indosentia
      @Indosentia 3 роки тому +13

      Ah, a fellow man of culture

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 роки тому +11806

    The more Mark is driven to madness, the longer his hair grows

    • @GrMReapeR005
      @GrMReapeR005 3 роки тому +93

      Actually true 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FastoreX33
      @FastoreX33 3 роки тому +273

      Soon he gon be crawling outa my TV

    • @jerrynotbarry
      @jerrynotbarry 3 роки тому +125

      Is that why Hee Hoo had such long hair?

    • @gr3nch926
      @gr3nch926 3 роки тому +25

      Trueee

    • @leoncaples2947
      @leoncaples2947 3 роки тому +49

      Keanu Reeves levels of hair growth action!

  • @that_undead_guy6664
    @that_undead_guy6664 Рік тому +17

    "There's too much blood!" Mark 2021 vs Mark getting an eye infection from the amount of blood in the Iron Lung movie.

  • @keglodude
    @keglodude 3 роки тому +873

    “Ok. So people playground is a lot like that-“
    people playground: **Minecraft Cave Ambience**

    • @itsphoenix2721
      @itsphoenix2721 3 роки тому +6

      Them nether sounds really got me questioning in Minecraft is going horror 😂

    • @HappyShibba
      @HappyShibba 3 роки тому +1

      Im pretty sure he was talking about that online game called doll something. It was pretty much the same thing

    • @italianfatman
      @italianfatman 3 роки тому

      Accurate

    • @encarnirodriguezdil1514
      @encarnirodriguezdil1514 3 роки тому

      *lunky noises*

    • @tysolo03
      @tysolo03 3 роки тому

      @@HappyShibba mutilate a doll?

  • @realmofAsher
    @realmofAsher 3 роки тому +464

    Mark in this game : “oh no I’m not a murderer”
    Mark in Ultrakill : “haha yes die trash”

  • @Playopedia
    @Playopedia 2 роки тому +2437

    8:25
    The more his buddy falls into the depths of hell, the more British Mark gets.

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer 11 місяців тому +255

    18:24 Bro forgot he owes Jesus 5$

  • @smolglitch
    @smolglitch 3 роки тому +896

    I'd totally wanna see a part 2 of this. This game is hilarious.

  • @theroguenetwork1083
    @theroguenetwork1083 3 роки тому +236

    "This is my buddy"
    Not even 3 minutes later proceeds to inject him with stims and kneecap him. Twice.

  • @lolap9968
    @lolap9968 3 роки тому +2291

    “Don’t slip on my gun” is the most American thing I’ve ever heard

  • @JJgamingkid
    @JJgamingkid 11 місяців тому +22

    love how mark progressively gets more british when hes trying to save his buddy

  • @mrsmallt.t5421
    @mrsmallt.t5421 3 роки тому +1792

    mark: "I'm here to kill people" 0:29
    1 minute 23 seconds later
    mark: "I'm not a murderer" 1:52

  • @zomb1193
    @zomb1193 3 роки тому +522

    “Buddy buddy stop your hell is not over yet!”
    Markiplier 2020

  • @reyganbriggs6785
    @reyganbriggs6785 3 роки тому +468

    "Guys, ive literally spent so long on doing absolutely nothing."
    Thats when you know its a fun game!

    • @vincenramirez3534
      @vincenramirez3534 3 роки тому +5

      @[ WANT S Ê Х ] Rita , 25 y.o ! OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ? Stop

    • @Adam-018
      @Adam-018 3 роки тому +4

      @@ritawant1033 stop

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 3 роки тому

      durr wasting time is good

    • @Adam-018
      @Adam-018 3 роки тому

      @@neo-filthyfrank1347 hell yeah

    • @jc1424
      @jc1424 3 роки тому

      Video games in general tho

  • @elizabethlacy8869
    @elizabethlacy8869 8 місяців тому +8

    The way he's so desperate to keep that one guy alive

  • @shaynna99_1
    @shaynna99_1 3 роки тому +2252

    Mark: Tears off everyone’s limbs- “I’m here to kill people.”
    Hair: gets longer

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt 3 роки тому +22

      the edge is strong with this one

    • @notchbrine25
      @notchbrine25 3 роки тому +15

      Kira but hair not nails

    • @ironerrow618
      @ironerrow618 3 роки тому +8

      @F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! shut up

    • @HeyStolen
      @HeyStolen 3 роки тому +4

      hey

    • @tuxedobandito7062
      @tuxedobandito7062 3 роки тому +12

      Him "she looks nice"
      His finger nails "----------"

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour 3 роки тому +5086

    Hey Mark can you do a seizure warning for the lightning sequence, almost had an episode there @@

  • @plushtank4280
    @plushtank4280 3 роки тому +1321

    “I love my buddy.”
    *shoots him with anti tank rifle*
    “NOOOOOO”

  • @Nun_of_your_business
    @Nun_of_your_business Рік тому +13

    Mark had no clue what he was doing the entire time

  • @ace7256
    @ace7256 2 роки тому +1736

    9:02 is so funny he's just checkin what that object is and obliterated his favourite dummy I laughed for 5 min straight and replayed it a few times

    • @TotalPoatification
      @TotalPoatification 2 роки тому +74

      His face of realization will never get old

    • @DevilCheekss
      @DevilCheekss 2 роки тому +19

      For real

    • @non_superma
      @non_superma 2 роки тому +30

      My god I have not laughed that much in literal years. My stomach hurts holy shit.

    • @starlight846
      @starlight846 2 роки тому +3

      @@non_superma dude same. That’s the funniest shit ever

    • @starlight846
      @starlight846 2 роки тому +2

      @@non_superma I’ve been waiting for this funny stuff for so long

  • @eclipse2915
    @eclipse2915 3 роки тому +396

    Mark: *destroying people in front of his "buddy"*
    His "buddy": yeah this is fine.

    • @TheLangenator
      @TheLangenator 3 роки тому +4

      Mark: *destroying his “buddy”*
      Mark: everything is fine

    • @Trashproductions2
      @Trashproductions2 3 роки тому +5

      Buddy: please kill me.. I wish for death
      *Mark deletes everything*
      Buddy: finally the sweet release of death *dies*

  • @sublot
    @sublot 3 роки тому +630

    “Ya standing up on your own there buddy? Ya standing up?”
    Body: *THWADUMP*

    • @liakiller3days910
      @liakiller3days910 3 роки тому +3

      Central Intelligence Agency
      9:04

    • @sovietrussia479
      @sovietrussia479 3 роки тому +2

      WHY TF IS THE CIA HERE?

    • @sublot
      @sublot 3 роки тому +1

      @@sovietrussia479 reasons...

    • @sublot
      @sublot 3 роки тому +1

      @@liakiller3days910 agreeable

    • @Ethan-ju6xt
      @Ethan-ju6xt 3 роки тому +2

      CIA... oh no... I better hide the evidence...

  • @s0m3fl00fyb3an
    @s0m3fl00fyb3an 7 місяців тому +10

    "Here, have a friend"
    *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE*

  • @allyparker472
    @allyparker472 3 роки тому +375

    mark: ***casually throws dead bodies into an endless pit***

    • @trashbird6105
      @trashbird6105 3 роки тому +7

      Lol it's not endless, imagine if he went down to the bottom and saw the rotting corpses

    • @HeyStolen
      @HeyStolen 3 роки тому

      hey

    • @gooci6907
      @gooci6907 3 роки тому

      *Hair grows*

    • @allyparker472
      @allyparker472 3 роки тому

      @@trashbird6105 U right

    • @allyparker472
      @allyparker472 3 роки тому

      @@revolt_4588 chill broski

  • @mysterious_hellhound2735
    @mysterious_hellhound2735 3 роки тому +3626

    Mark:"Your taller..... How fuckin dare you"
    Me: Thats what my grandma says after 1 week without visiting her

    • @sloqthebuffoon5052
      @sloqthebuffoon5052 3 роки тому +37

      Ah yes emoji. (What the hell Elizabeth saying?)

    • @ibib6622
      @ibib6622 3 роки тому +30

      Sabin Proffitt She is speaking the language of gods

    • @sloqthebuffoon5052
      @sloqthebuffoon5052 3 роки тому +21

      Thank you. Can you T R A N S L S T E

    • @aceisspace9389
      @aceisspace9389 3 роки тому +4

      @@sloqthebuffoon5052 gambling games wishing and 8 ball

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford 3 роки тому +4

      @@aceisspace9389 The Wishing 8 Ball Gambling Game

  • @cswindow2478
    @cswindow2478 3 роки тому +310

    You should definitely play this more. There’s so much more like cars, and human gunfights and burning. Plus a lot more in the workshop.

    • @78doz
      @78doz 3 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @whynot6928
      @whynot6928 3 роки тому +1

      Yes plz play more mark

    • @slowcheetah1692
      @slowcheetah1692 3 роки тому +1

      And most of the mod creators already said thank you mark in the description and one even made the weird spider thing with a pink moustache for him

    • @slowcheetah1692
      @slowcheetah1692 3 роки тому +1

      It would be fun for him to get back into it and experiment more

    • @banditcat9957
      @banditcat9957 3 роки тому +1

      All the warcrimes you could ever want

  • @ALIahmed-hg8yb
    @ALIahmed-hg8yb 15 днів тому +4

    9:04 Made me crying on the ground from laughter 😂

  • @pixelbun_mc2341
    @pixelbun_mc2341 3 роки тому +462

    Mark: “I’M NOT A MURDERER!!”
    Also Mark: “Ok let’s break the game now”
    *Proceeds to kill 20 people*

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 роки тому +221

    Mark: shoots guy with a rocket
    Also Mark: "You okay, buddy?"

    • @keirais232
      @keirais232 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah he’ll be okay 👌

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 роки тому

      @@keirais232 I mean he should be okay. Loosing a head never hurt anybody did it?

  • @waynestewart1919
    @waynestewart1919 3 роки тому +271

    "Good friends are like fine wine. That's why I keep mine locked in a cellar." -Tim Hawkins

    • @waynestewart1919
      @waynestewart1919 3 роки тому +1

      @Ryan Hansen Me too. He's an absolute nutcase. Which I can relate to, seeing as I am also... err... He's funny.

    • @darknightmike10yearsago
      @darknightmike10yearsago 3 роки тому

      Looks like Keanu Reeves

    • @waynestewart1919
      @waynestewart1919 3 роки тому

      @Gianna Carter I'll.bring the bricks, you bring the mortar, Mark can bring the Amontillado, Jacksepticeye the sucker we're gonna burry.

    • @williamdunhan341
      @williamdunhan341 3 роки тому

      Save the Polar Bears

  • @lazy7088
    @lazy7088 Рік тому +15

    An entire 13mins of mark having a buddy 😂

  • @kendrickcolon-cruz9668
    @kendrickcolon-cruz9668 3 роки тому +445

    Women: "i think men these days have matured over the years"
    Meanwhile Mark: "BOOM...ZAP...POW IM A F*****G FIREBENDER"

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 3 роки тому +10

      Just because you are older does not mean you are mature.

    • @jigyasasharan9310
      @jigyasasharan9310 3 роки тому +1

      there , I liked it . Now its on 69

    • @GoddessTerra
      @GoddessTerra 3 роки тому +6

      @@robertnelson9599 Very true. My dad is 50 and still acts like a child. He's less mature than I am, and I'm 30 years younger.
      He does this thing a lot where if he needs to fart he'll come to my room, fart in the doorway, then leave without saying anything....

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 3 роки тому +3

      @@GoddessTerra lol wtf

    • @vermin592
      @vermin592 3 роки тому +1

      Do you really like mark be mature? I mean its good and all but he is too serious that way,dont get me wrong mark being serious in subject not found (even tho they're first video was cooking with sex toys) its awsome or in sketches,but me personaly like mark kinda goofy in games like the old mark.....the 2015 mark

  • @v4nd3l4yhomeboi5
    @v4nd3l4yhomeboi5 3 роки тому +686

    9:03
    The comedic timing literally could not have been anymore perfect.

  • @Gamerhome123
    @Gamerhome123 3 роки тому +228

    Person: "dies terribly"
    Mark: Oh no! Anyways....

  • @slapthedummyttv
    @slapthedummyttv Рік тому +6

    *Marks FNaF instincts kicking in when he hears a metal sound* : 0:39

  • @usernamepassword4517
    @usernamepassword4517 3 роки тому +315

    "Why are things just horror games?"
    -Markiplier 2020

    • @Abyss10n
      @Abyss10n 3 роки тому +5

      I love how he asks that after selecting a map called "abyss"

    • @chicagoballer7652
      @chicagoballer7652 3 роки тому +1

      Grammatical Grammars

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 3 роки тому

      I want to see mark play bloodborne. that’s an unexpected horror game

  • @Rrdium
    @Rrdium 3 роки тому +173

    Mark: *Calls the Guy Buddy*
    Also Mark: *Shoots him in the knee caps, and then Revives him to continue torturing his “Buddy”*

    • @Gutz.Gal0re
      @Gutz.Gal0re 3 роки тому +8

      who needs kneecaps when you could have a buddy

  • @winstonliang1609
    @winstonliang1609 3 роки тому +295

    mark's reaction to literally obliterating people's entire body and soul:
    *whoo!*

  • @luvxley_dxrianw
    @luvxley_dxrianw Рік тому +6

    Mark: “Thats is so much blood!”
    Also Mark: *proceeds to make him bleed more*

  • @CallSignAlza
    @CallSignAlza 3 роки тому +645

    I’m in a group that preserved almost every single flash game.
    For those of you wondering, it is technically a private server so idk if I’m aloud to have you guys join or not.

    • @silasisaspicyboi7458
      @silasisaspicyboi7458 3 роки тому +33

      Gods work!

    • @jandajanda2242
      @jandajanda2242 3 роки тому +43

      I don’t know if this is possible but there’s this game that shut down several years ago and there is a version of it on the web archive but I cant get it to work, it’s called “cubelands” and it was a Minecraft type game from 2010 if you could do something about this or tell me anyone who could let me know

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 3 роки тому +34

      @@jandajanda2242 request the game on bluemaxima's flashpoint, they have just about every flash game you could think of on there, the full archive is over 400gb as well ( the regular version is much less space-consuming).

    • @Andy_with_a_Y
      @Andy_with_a_Y 3 роки тому +5

      Is it a public group?

    • @kianalvizo6407
      @kianalvizo6407 3 роки тому +5

      how about mutilate a doll?

  • @milktoast11
    @milktoast11 3 роки тому +171

    “WOW BUDDY WOW YOUR HEL ISNT OVER YET!” I don’t know why but I love this

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 3 роки тому +272

    Mark: * choose a level titled the abyss*
    Also Mark a few seconds later: What is this?!

  • @lostinthedark3187
    @lostinthedark3187 Рік тому +3

    "You're taller.....How fricking dare you?!"
    "*tries to kill*"

  • @Paladin_Maar
    @Paladin_Maar 3 роки тому +165

    Mark: "If anything happens to you I will never forgive myself"
    Also Mark: Subjects his buddy to all kinds of torture and keeps healing him.

    • @dappboestan8697
      @dappboestan8697 3 роки тому +6

      because that's what gods do

    • @QuantumCuttlefish
      @QuantumCuttlefish 3 роки тому +1

      Him: Healing spell!
      Buddy: AAAAAH! DX
      Him: Healing spell!
      Buddy: AAAAAH! DX

  • @slizm1111
    @slizm1111 3 роки тому +458

    9:05 was so damn funny I can't

    • @bred8847
      @bred8847 3 роки тому +11

      Ikr, lmao I'm wheezing😂

    • @duqgaming1522
      @duqgaming1522 3 роки тому +6

      I kept watching it and dying

    • @thirdythe3rdbro
      @thirdythe3rdbro Рік тому +1

      I replayed it like 10 times bc it's so funny😂😂😂😂

    • @The_Falcon27
      @The_Falcon27 Рік тому

      I can’t breathe 😂😂😂

    • @dry-dry4523
      @dry-dry4523 Рік тому

      Perfect cuts is always more funnier

  • @conch.7232
    @conch.7232 3 роки тому +323

    When Mark tries to make them giant, they just collapsed on their own weight like a neutron star.

    • @Cteenp
      @Cteenp 3 роки тому

      Nerds(this is just a joke)

    • @EnToutoiNika
      @EnToutoiNika 3 роки тому +1

      You know physics but you don't know that it's "tries" not "try's"?? Nice Google-ing bro..

    • @conch.7232
      @conch.7232 3 роки тому +1

      @@EnToutoiNika Damn, why you got to violate me like that though, and I speak English fine, just a spelling mistake. Here, I’ll even correct it for you

  • @mijetboi
    @mijetboi Рік тому +3

    i come back to this video at least once every couple months. one of my absolute favorites, would kill for him to play this again

  • @Wincognit0
    @Wincognit0 3 роки тому +536

    Mark says “I’m not a murderer!” so realistically

    • @sneezelet2797
      @sneezelet2797 3 роки тому +10

      And yet, I still doubt it

    • @nairncrawford954
      @nairncrawford954 3 роки тому +1

      @bigboi drifter because google

    • @babybird3575
      @babybird3575 3 роки тому +2

      Because he has said it many times he’s a murderer

    • @cock6124
      @cock6124 3 роки тому

      Hes been practicing for the right time

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 3 роки тому

      Because it is real.

  • @IllegalTumor
    @IllegalTumor 3 роки тому +217

    “Your hell is not over yet!” -markiplier, 2020, said whilst saving a man he was experimenting on, colorized

  • @8bitbunnie936
    @8bitbunnie936 3 роки тому +521

    if you put a gun near a human's hand then click "F" on their hand they will hold the gun

    • @mystrad3039
      @mystrad3039 3 роки тому +2

      same with melees

    • @hypertech116
      @hypertech116 3 роки тому +11

      F to pay respect to the target

    • @timbrown3666
      @timbrown3666 3 роки тому +2

      Thanks for this, I wasn't even sure if it was possible

    • @CliteTMSUBSCRIBE
      @CliteTMSUBSCRIBE 3 роки тому +2

      Also if u have the smart human mod, they will actually be able use the guns on their own (ai)

    • @lazar3803
      @lazar3803 3 роки тому

      AND also they cant hold worm stafs. Dont try it, they just cant.

  • @yourssincerely1742
    @yourssincerely1742 11 місяців тому +9

    9:35 "Yeah, you like that?? You like the JuIcE?"
    Markiplier, 2021

  • @Just_Ben_YT
    @Just_Ben_YT 3 роки тому +314

    Mark: horribly tears a person limb from limb
    Also Mark: into the pit

  • @slamduncan3376
    @slamduncan3376 3 роки тому +643

    This game’s comedic timing is impeccable

  • @lavender6779
    @lavender6779 3 роки тому +325

    Mark: “I’m gonna kill people!!!!!” 😠
    Also mark: “im not a murderer” 😢

  • @WyattRobbins14
    @WyattRobbins14 12 днів тому +1

    7:24 That sound effect never fails to make me chuckle

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 3 роки тому +214

    I love how Mark is surprised that a nuke causes a nuclear explosion

    • @soymexicanoomgpersonal
      @soymexicanoomgpersonal 3 роки тому

      @csgo funny moments hd 100 fps correction 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

    • @Joshua-dp6vm
      @Joshua-dp6vm 7 місяців тому +1

      @@soymexicanoomgpersonalwhat

  • @pschunation1621
    @pschunation1621 3 роки тому +316

    “YOUR GONNA BE OK!”
    “CLEAR!”
    *impales torso*

  • @cannekill2158
    @cannekill2158 3 роки тому +123

    "HEY BUDDY HEY BUDDY STOP YOUR HELL ISN'T OVER YET"-Markiplier, 2020

  • @BajanTyler
    @BajanTyler Рік тому +3

    *Mark finding his inner fire powers
    Also Mark: ImMa FcKiN FiRe BeNdEr