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  • Опубліковано 10 гру 2020
  • People Playground gives you all the brutal fun of Interactive Buddy and Whack Your Boss in a delightfully gory sandbox.
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    Play People Playground ► store.steampowered.com/app/11...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 22 тис.

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 3 роки тому +3908

    "I'm here to kill people."
    **Has an existential crisis and a panic attack after his first kill.**
    "I'M NOT A MURDERER!"

    • @David-zu5kz
      @David-zu5kz 3 роки тому +82

      That & "*THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!!*" Really sells it.

    • @johnsonbrian310
      @johnsonbrian310 3 роки тому +13

      shut

    • @willowames4740
      @willowames4740 3 роки тому +13

      @@johnsonbrian310 you mean shut up right?

    • @jager_y0ink
      @jager_y0ink 3 роки тому +9

      The first doll is like end my suffering

    • @Mr_House20
      @Mr_House20 3 роки тому +4

      YOUR RIGHT, YOUR A SADIST AND A MASOCHIST

  • @Ritchar
    @Ritchar 3 роки тому +7402

    "you're taller"
    "How dare you"
    *Proceeds to murder the tall one*

    • @KennyNeider
      @KennyNeider 3 роки тому +105

      It's easier for the shortstack uprising to win if the tall freaks are taken care of first.

    • @fatherplatypus2316
      @fatherplatypus2316 3 роки тому +94

      And Mark took that personally😂

    • @nekomimitheiii6091
      @nekomimitheiii6091 3 роки тому +40

      Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 3 роки тому +40

      Hes not taller than me if i blow of his legs

    • @sunsetspectre1868
      @sunsetspectre1868 3 роки тому +20

      @@nekomimitheiii6091 Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

  • @user-lg6lt6df3k
    @user-lg6lt6df3k 6 місяців тому +163

    12:35 “ Stop! Your hell is not over yet!” -Markiplier
    I’m using this for my high school yearbook quote.

  • @DaltonIzStillHere
    @DaltonIzStillHere Рік тому +800

    1:20 1:27 9:04 18:26 and 18:49
    All perfect examples of how Markiplier turns almost any game he plays into a comedy.

    • @The_Sisters4
      @The_Sisters4 10 місяців тому +33

      1:27 You're taller. How frickin dare you.

    • @sakelsakel-ot1dc
      @sakelsakel-ot1dc 8 місяців тому +7

      @@The_Sisters4I didn’t even know it was a Mark voice haha

    • @noahmccorriston9535
      @noahmccorriston9535 7 місяців тому +2

      Omg your pfp is slay

    • @Multi_fandom_man
      @Multi_fandom_man 6 місяців тому

      @@noahmccorriston9535”PK FIRE!”

    • @user-sd7os1fy1w
      @user-sd7os1fy1w 6 місяців тому +5

      13:48 IM A FRICKIN FIRE BENDER

  • @thespectacularlymonochrome7891
    @thespectacularlymonochrome7891 3 роки тому +2939

    "Zeus was a noble, intelligent God who ruled all with his might and guile"
    Actual Zeus:
    13:30

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 роки тому +184

      ZIM ZAM ZOOM

    • @winterjames4083
      @winterjames4083 3 роки тому +142

      THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY ACCURATE

    • @howdyboss179
      @howdyboss179 3 роки тому +80

      I actually laughed out loud at this.

    • @devilclaptrap5281
      @devilclaptrap5281 3 роки тому +72

      nah he didn't have sex with every woman on this planet

    • @iceninja1997
      @iceninja1997 3 роки тому +76

      AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!!!

  • @plushtank4280
    @plushtank4280 3 роки тому +1287

    “I love my buddy.”
    *shoots him with anti tank rifle*
    “NOOOOOO”

  • @norpedholland5696
    @norpedholland5696 9 місяців тому +286

    I love how Mark pretends like he’ll be a forgivable human being at the beginning, but he then goes on to commit unspeakable acts like everybody else.

  • @aka-chi_hurron
    @aka-chi_hurron 8 місяців тому +50

    "You're taller! How f*ckin dare you!" Has me dying for no reason

  • @lolap9968
    @lolap9968 3 роки тому +2221

    “Don’t slip on my gun” is the most American thing I’ve ever heard

  • @loudspeaker003
    @loudspeaker003 3 роки тому +1699

    "I'm not a murderer!"
    Yea but that thing you spawned definitely is.
    edit: wtf I posted this at like 2am my time whats happening?

    • @kaprecerajkumar9618
      @kaprecerajkumar9618 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo

    • @roguescape
      @roguescape 3 роки тому +14

      He says that and then he freaking NUKES THEM XD

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому +3

      @@roguescape The nuke killed them not him technically so he still isn't a murderer lol

    • @Carcass_Consumer
      @Carcass_Consumer 3 роки тому +2

      @NORIAKI KAKYOIN _no_

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ms.Squiffy Its only murder if you kill them with bare hands!

  • @harrisonnicholson-rands7988
    @harrisonnicholson-rands7988 4 місяці тому +28

    18:18
    I love it when they all start marching and then one decides to become united with the air

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 9 місяців тому +19

    That gorse spawn accidentally killing the dude is the perfect introduction to this game. Even when you're not trying to be an evil god, *you will be.* And the murderer notif afterward was just perfection XD

  • @k-cobain
    @k-cobain 3 роки тому +9867

    I love how he went down a million foot deep hole just to save his main man.

    • @darksiegechaos
      @darksiegechaos 3 роки тому +462

      And to think historians will only think they were best friends 😔🏳️‍🌈

    • @vertono6084
      @vertono6084 3 роки тому +501

      And then shot him with a cannon.

    • @gipadonimus
      @gipadonimus 3 роки тому +180

      @@vertono6084 that killed me

    • @bestusername5235
      @bestusername5235 3 роки тому +141

      @@gipadonimus a cannon kill me too

    • @vertono6084
      @vertono6084 3 роки тому +158

      I like how mark said “what’s this” and all you hear is a loud noise and see man fly to the right a 60mph

  • @angiol5590
    @angiol5590 3 роки тому +5924

    “He’s my buddy”
    * proceeds to repeatedly revive him over and over to keep torturing him further *

  • @felixbatista8376
    @felixbatista8376 10 місяців тому +61

    mark reacts to the decimator like he's so excited to use it, then proceeds to never use it, top notch mark right there 4:59

  • @dooplets._.5776
    @dooplets._.5776 Рік тому +82

    I love how mark went from "you're my new buddy" to mirdering it violently on repeat

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +32424

    Modern happy wheels with no wheels

  • @Snipermann02
    @Snipermann02 3 роки тому +766

    "Don't slip on my gun"
    that's the most American thing I've heard of

    • @ebinshumate3132
      @ebinshumate3132 3 роки тому +15

      Welcome to America, where we seem to care more about our guns than the life’s of our children

    • @chrisrenfro2058
      @chrisrenfro2058 3 роки тому +2

      I care more about guns than the lives of your children.

    • @Snipermann02
      @Snipermann02 3 роки тому +8

      @@chrisrenfro2058 If you think about it, You can use guns to defend your children. So caring about guns is also caring about the children.

    • @chrisrenfro2058
      @chrisrenfro2058 3 роки тому +2

      @@Snipermann02 good point man good point

    • @Snipermann02
      @Snipermann02 3 роки тому +1

      @F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! yo, stop, you're literally spam and going against the guidelines. Also, you're just really annoying and probably some guy in his 60's.

  • @THE.OMNI.MAN.
    @THE.OMNI.MAN. Рік тому +39

    20:18 lagged so hard it threw me into an ad

  • @Spacebear35
    @Spacebear35 Місяць тому +5

    I love how mark said
    "WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHERE ARE YOU GOING!"when the delegged guy was flying

  • @soullessg6751
    @soullessg6751 3 роки тому +615

    Mark: “This is my main man.”
    Main man: *”GOD. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?”*

  • @myahawks2374
    @myahawks2374 3 роки тому +5466

    Mark in a small raspy oldman voice: “you’re taller”

    • @magicaleevee843
      @magicaleevee843 3 роки тому +435

      'How fucking dare you!'

    • @FargonNemeloc
      @FargonNemeloc 3 роки тому +120

      "i wish he is smaller than me, i dont want to be taller, i want him to be smaller"

    • @magicaleevee843
      @magicaleevee843 3 роки тому +46

      @@FargonNemeloc 'Are you sure you don't want to be taller?'

    • @paparoachhater
      @paparoachhater 3 роки тому +16

      @@FargonNemeloc that sounds like a song I have heard

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 3 роки тому +9

      @@paparoachhater its from one of their pax shows or something

  • @that_undead_guy6664
    @that_undead_guy6664 8 місяців тому +9

    "There's too much blood!" Mark 2021 vs Mark getting an eye infection from the amount of blood in the Iron Lung movie.

  • @JJgamingkid
    @JJgamingkid 6 місяців тому +16

    love how mark progressively gets more british when hes trying to save his buddy

  • @oddlysilent
    @oddlysilent 3 роки тому +1206

    "I love my buddy."
    *shoots with 120mm*
    9:04

    • @tanker12999
      @tanker12999 3 роки тому +14

      Your missing a 1 in that

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 3 роки тому +20

      The genuine shock. This is why he's not an engineer.

    • @DeV-jn5to
      @DeV-jn5to 3 роки тому +7

      That was more than 20mm, more lime 75mm-105mm

    • @tanker12999
      @tanker12999 3 роки тому +4

      @@DeV-jn5to it said in the menu that it was a 120mm cannon most likely off a mbt

    • @oddlysilent
      @oddlysilent 3 роки тому +2

      @@DeV-jn5to cool i don't really care but you do you

  • @broidc2276
    @broidc2276 3 роки тому +659

    Mark: **brings person back to life**
    The guy: **immediately jumps off**

    • @ilovecookies8902
      @ilovecookies8902 3 роки тому +19

      He cant live with such pain.

    • @grimreaper2680
      @grimreaper2680 3 роки тому +5

      Cheers I will drink to that

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 роки тому +8

      The Guy: Just let me die!

    • @a.cnugget0323
      @a.cnugget0323 3 роки тому +1

      @@grimreaper2680 😂i have alcohol in my home and some bacardi so i'll make sure to drink it for you lol

    • @a.cnugget0323
      @a.cnugget0323 3 роки тому +1

      He was like *YeEt!*

  • @sadgrunt1564
    @sadgrunt1564 9 місяців тому +6

    18:23 is probably the funniest thing I seen in a while

  • @LuckyBeginner
    @LuckyBeginner Рік тому +24

    The ground over here 9:45 looks like grass a little bit

  • @kyleknotts9590
    @kyleknotts9590 3 роки тому +654

    “This guy is my buddy”
    Proceeds to torture him the most

    • @downwordspiralofpiss
      @downwordspiralofpiss 3 роки тому +17

      Isn't that what your supposed to do with friends?

    • @wolvzhour4426
      @wolvzhour4426 3 роки тому +11

      Android will remember that

    • @mochaneko7058
      @mochaneko7058 3 роки тому +8

      "No stop! [Quietly] yourhellisn'toveryet!"

    • @userk9
      @userk9 3 роки тому +1

      That’s just how you play the game

    • @alex_cht_
      @alex_cht_ 3 роки тому +1

      XD

  • @lisakanzira6765
    @lisakanzira6765 3 роки тому +696

    Person: **dies horribly**
    Mark: Oh no! Anyway-

  • @lazy7088
    @lazy7088 10 місяців тому +13

    An entire 13mins of mark having a buddy 😂

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer 5 місяців тому +8

    18:24 Bro forgot he owes Jesus 5$

  • @CallSignAlza
    @CallSignAlza 3 роки тому +639

    I’m in a group that preserved almost every single flash game.
    For those of you wondering, it is technically a private server so idk if I’m aloud to have you guys join or not.

    • @silasisaspicyboi7458
      @silasisaspicyboi7458 3 роки тому +33

      Gods work!

    • @jandajanda2242
      @jandajanda2242 3 роки тому +43

      I don’t know if this is possible but there’s this game that shut down several years ago and there is a version of it on the web archive but I cant get it to work, it’s called “cubelands” and it was a Minecraft type game from 2010 if you could do something about this or tell me anyone who could let me know

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 3 роки тому +33

      @@jandajanda2242 request the game on bluemaxima's flashpoint, they have just about every flash game you could think of on there, the full archive is over 400gb as well ( the regular version is much less space-consuming).

    • @Andy_with_a_Y
      @Andy_with_a_Y 3 роки тому +5

      Is it a public group?

    • @kianalvizo6407
      @kianalvizo6407 3 роки тому +5

      how about mutilate a doll?

  • @gutzbin
    @gutzbin 3 роки тому +6777

    Mark: ARE YOU OKAY
    Narrator: The dummy was not okay
    Mark: IM NOT A MURDERER
    Narrator: Mark was a murderer

    • @bIuefox
      @bIuefox 3 роки тому +16

      123 likes wont ruin it

    • @Operator_V
      @Operator_V 3 роки тому +28

      @@bIuefox
      276.

    • @planta-ray
      @planta-ray 3 роки тому +47

      I'm just imagining Morgan Freeman narrating this

    • @SixFootHalfling1
      @SixFootHalfling1 3 роки тому +10

      This reminds me a lot of arrested development.

    • @vortiger7375
      @vortiger7375 3 роки тому +5

      these arent dummies' by the way

  • @elizabethlacy8869
    @elizabethlacy8869 2 місяці тому +4

    The way he's so desperate to keep that one guy alive

  • @Nun_of_your_business
    @Nun_of_your_business 6 місяців тому +7

    Mark had no clue what he was doing the entire time

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 3 роки тому +600

    "If I kill you I will have much regret."
    *Proceeds to kill him over and over.*

  • @fatherplatypus2316
    @fatherplatypus2316 3 роки тому +475

    "You're taller"
    And Mark took that personally 😂

  • @user-vp3xo6hm3m
    @user-vp3xo6hm3m 9 місяців тому +2

    *Mark finding his inner fire powers
    Also Mark: ImMa FcKiN FiRe BeNdEr

  • @TrenUluxo
    @TrenUluxo 8 місяців тому +2

    3:30 mark when making iron lung 😂

  • @kendrickcolon-cruz9668
    @kendrickcolon-cruz9668 3 роки тому +445

    Women: "i think men these days have matured over the years"
    Meanwhile Mark: "BOOM...ZAP...POW IM A F*****G FIREBENDER"

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 3 роки тому +9

      Just because you are older does not mean you are mature.

    • @jigyasasharan9310
      @jigyasasharan9310 3 роки тому +1

      there , I liked it . Now its on 69

    • @GoddessTerra
      @GoddessTerra 3 роки тому +6

      @@robertnelson9599 Very true. My dad is 50 and still acts like a child. He's less mature than I am, and I'm 30 years younger.
      He does this thing a lot where if he needs to fart he'll come to my room, fart in the doorway, then leave without saying anything....

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 3 роки тому +3

      @@GoddessTerra lol wtf

    • @vermin592
      @vermin592 3 роки тому +1

      Do you really like mark be mature? I mean its good and all but he is too serious that way,dont get me wrong mark being serious in subject not found (even tho they're first video was cooking with sex toys) its awsome or in sketches,but me personaly like mark kinda goofy in games like the old mark.....the 2015 mark

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 3 роки тому +646

    Mark: *”I’m not a murderer!”*
    Mark 3 minutes later: “If you die, I’ll probably forgive myself.”

    • @lexy1748
      @lexy1748 3 роки тому

      @@kingofthedarknessbelow9833 please stop name ing please it's invading my screen

    • @wizardshark1127
      @wizardshark1127 3 роки тому

      @@revolt_4588 That’s simple, similar comments weren’t posted at the top before I posted this comment. I thought no one at the time posted this comment.

  • @s0m3fl00fyb3an
    @s0m3fl00fyb3an 2 місяці тому +2

    "Here, have a friend"
    *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE*

  • @michiganman796
    @michiganman796 9 місяців тому +3

    Mark never fails to make me smile even when it’s not a smiley mood

  • @sageeed5143
    @sageeed5143 3 роки тому +3816

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist!”
    Me: “You’re right. You’re a sadist”

    • @minerman1019
      @minerman1019 3 роки тому +78

      What's this Markiplier's Evolving?

    • @someguy6627
      @someguy6627 3 роки тому +53

      In the Is Mark a Masochist? Video on Unus Annus I remember him getting sadomasochist

    • @louissemarguerettenavales1253
      @louissemarguerettenavales1253 3 роки тому +54

      @@someguy6627 *Well that hurts my english-*

    • @MrGuestMan1901
      @MrGuestMan1901 3 роки тому +18

      *gives refenrence to sad-ist*

    • @walrus5939
      @walrus5939 3 роки тому +10

      @@someguy6627 the is the thee isn’t the is the no unus the is, am I right

  • @mijetboi
    @mijetboi 7 місяців тому +2

    i come back to this video at least once every couple months. one of my absolute favorites, would kill for him to play this again

  • @Owen-od6rz
    @Owen-od6rz 9 місяців тому

    Even though I’ve watched this video thousands of times it still makes me laugh each time

  • @EmilyEsquivel-bj5ju
    @EmilyEsquivel-bj5ju 3 роки тому +476

    “IM HERE TO KILL PEOPLE!”
    **minutes later**
    “WOAH... ARE YOU OKAY?”

  • @cryptkeeper6719
    @cryptkeeper6719 3 роки тому +663

    Title: "HILARIOUS AND BRUTAL"
    Mark: *transitions between torturing people and having Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @StarTeddyy
    @StarTeddyy 7 місяців тому +4

    Mark: “Thats is so much blood!”
    Also Mark: *proceeds to make him bleed more*

  • @nuggetmanpat7191
    @nuggetmanpat7191 7 місяців тому

    The yeehaw at the end got me lmao

  • @Rentedreaper25
    @Rentedreaper25 3 роки тому +666

    Markiplier: Brutally murders one of the people
    Also Markiplier: * grabs a green syringe * *it's rewind time*

  • @keglodude
    @keglodude 3 роки тому +870

    “Ok. So people playground is a lot like that-“
    people playground: **Minecraft Cave Ambience**

    • @itsphoenix2721
      @itsphoenix2721 3 роки тому +6

      Them nether sounds really got me questioning in Minecraft is going horror 😂

    • @HappyShibba
      @HappyShibba 3 роки тому +1

      Im pretty sure he was talking about that online game called doll something. It was pretty much the same thing

    • @italianfatman
      @italianfatman 3 роки тому

      Accurate

    • @encarnirodriguezdil1514
      @encarnirodriguezdil1514 3 роки тому

      *lunky noises*

    • @tysolo03
      @tysolo03 3 роки тому

      @@HappyShibba mutilate a doll?

  • @lostinthedark3187
    @lostinthedark3187 Рік тому +1

    "You're taller.....How fricking dare you?!"
    "*tries to kill*"

  • @iLikeP0tatoes000
    @iLikeP0tatoes000 8 місяців тому

    Lights: Turn on
    Mark: Develops an overwhelming sense of dread.

  • @em2879
    @em2879 2 роки тому +6939

    I love how Mark got emotionally attached to a single dummy and kept healing it instead of replacing it

    • @danielesquivel3155
      @danielesquivel3155 2 роки тому +21

      xdd

    • @perc8044
      @perc8044 2 роки тому +31

      @CYNTHIA JOVER huh?

    • @kate8934
      @kate8934 2 роки тому +151

      I kinda think thats torture 😅

    • @Wolfy-Boi
      @Wolfy-Boi 2 роки тому +6

      I'm sorry to bother about

    • @Wolfy-Boi
      @Wolfy-Boi 2 роки тому +11

      I'm sorry to bother about your situation with you guys know that you don't have any plans yet to be able and be there with us in our life that I don't know if

  • @justsimon03
    @justsimon03 2 роки тому +3462

    Mark: "I'm here to kill people!"
    **kills a person after three seconds**
    "Nooo! I'm not a murderer!"

  • @VOIDzKING
    @VOIDzKING 8 місяців тому +1

    “These zombies are boring” does literally zero experimentation with them and moves on

  • @HankAndStuff64
    @HankAndStuff64 8 місяців тому +1

    It's amazing how effective People Playground is in scaring Mark compared to most other horror games.

  • @taskeshou2567
    @taskeshou2567 3 роки тому +1026

    Mark: "I'm not a murderer"
    Also Mark: *sending dead people to the shadow realm*
    Also, as his hair grows, so does his insanity

  • @xxlzocker24
    @xxlzocker24 3 роки тому +757

    Torture now: "It's gonna hurt for only a second."
    Torture 600 years back: *Worm Staff*

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 роки тому +10

      The worm W H A T..

    • @abowlofguacamole8558
      @abowlofguacamole8558 3 роки тому +19

      @@eliasjakemoran6434 ya know the thing that can't do anything to a droid but will make a human bleed to an impossible level

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 роки тому +5

      @@abowlofguacamole8558 Yeah, well now I know. I decided to look at comments before the video and I have a blast!

    • @Starlighet
      @Starlighet 3 роки тому +14

      W h o y o u c a l l I n g p i n h e a d

    • @Starlighet
      @Starlighet 3 роки тому +8

      @@susanwatson1384 thats my line!!!

  • @HoloSohma
    @HoloSohma 8 місяців тому

    He actually calmed down when you left it in then you preceded to accidentally blow him up XD

  • @SepiaRaven1580
    @SepiaRaven1580 3 місяці тому +1

    5 years later and this game still holds up pretty dang well, may it never die

  • @AshleWilkerson
    @AshleWilkerson 3 роки тому +533

    Mark: "have you ascended further beyond"
    my brain: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER

  • @zomb1193
    @zomb1193 3 роки тому +521

    “Buddy buddy stop your hell is not over yet!”
    Markiplier 2020

  • @Robot-Robert
    @Robot-Robert 4 місяці тому +3

    The detached cannon killed me 🤣

  • @ThingMan332
    @ThingMan332 8 місяців тому

    "i got you yeeeee" *rips out spinal column after being introduced to 50 gs of force*

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 роки тому +219

    Mark: shoots guy with a rocket
    Also Mark: "You okay, buddy?"

    • @keirais232
      @keirais232 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah he’ll be okay 👌

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 роки тому

      @@keirais232 I mean he should be okay. Loosing a head never hurt anybody did it?

  • @milktoast11
    @milktoast11 3 роки тому +166

    “WOW BUDDY WOW YOUR HEL ISNT OVER YET!” I don’t know why but I love this

  • @user-cp3pl7ys3r
    @user-cp3pl7ys3r 8 місяців тому

    Mark was flabbergasted at the weapons

  • @odinm6222
    @odinm6222 9 місяців тому

    "that's to much blood" was to funny

  • @warboi7928
    @warboi7928 3 роки тому +1024

    Mark: *kills one person*
    “I regret everything”
    Also mark: continues to torture and kill people for another 20 minutes

  • @shaynnafausett9107
    @shaynnafausett9107 3 роки тому +2248

    Mark: Tears off everyone’s limbs- “I’m here to kill people.”
    Hair: gets longer

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt 3 роки тому +22

      the edge is strong with this one

    • @notchbrine25
      @notchbrine25 3 роки тому +15

      Kira but hair not nails

    • @ironerrow618
      @ironerrow618 3 роки тому +8

      @F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! shut up

    • @HeyStolen
      @HeyStolen 3 роки тому +4

      hey

    • @tuxedobandito7062
      @tuxedobandito7062 3 роки тому +12

      Him "she looks nice"
      His finger nails "----------"

  • @firekid9909
    @firekid9909 8 місяців тому

    This was the funniest video I have ever seen😂

  • @amberlawson7867
    @amberlawson7867 8 місяців тому

    man he really tried to end his own suffering so many times and mark said "no no I got you!"

  • @usernamepassword4517
    @usernamepassword4517 3 роки тому +315

    "Why are things just horror games?"
    -Markiplier 2020

    • @Abyss10n
      @Abyss10n 3 роки тому +5

      I love how he asks that after selecting a map called "abyss"

    • @chicagoballer7652
      @chicagoballer7652 3 роки тому +1

      Grammatical Grammars

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 3 роки тому

      I want to see mark play bloodborne. that’s an unexpected horror game

  • @matttk282
    @matttk282 3 роки тому +609

    Mark: “I’m not a murderer!”
    Greystillplays: “More death!!!”

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 3 роки тому +42

      MORE BODIES DAMMIT!!!!

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 3 роки тому +39

      *_Full liquor bar!_*

    • @shotjet4261
      @shotjet4261 3 роки тому +9

      YESSSS

    • @thenotfunny8076
      @thenotfunny8076 3 роки тому +16

      @@shotjet4261 no apartment complex is good without a F U L L LIQUOR BAR

    • @Indosentia
      @Indosentia 3 роки тому +13

      Ah, a fellow man of culture

  • @isaac2986
    @isaac2986 Рік тому +1

    watching Mark losing his mind trying to save the dummy from the most painful death of falling is funny lol

  • @VINNIEMIK
    @VINNIEMIK 9 місяців тому

    “That’s straight blowing out ass “ I’m ded 💀

  • @slizm1111
    @slizm1111 3 роки тому +433

    9:05 was so damn funny I can't

    • @bred8847
      @bred8847 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr, lmao I'm wheezing😂

    • @duqgaming1522
      @duqgaming1522 3 роки тому +5

      I kept watching it and dying

    • @thirdythe3rdbro
      @thirdythe3rdbro 9 місяців тому +1

      I replayed it like 10 times bc it's so funny😂😂😂😂

    • @The_Falcon27
      @The_Falcon27 7 місяців тому

      I can’t breathe 😂😂😂

    • @dry-dry4523
      @dry-dry4523 6 місяців тому

      Perfect cuts is always more funnier

  • @Wincognit0
    @Wincognit0 3 роки тому +535

    Mark says “I’m not a murderer!” so realistically

    • @sneezelet2797
      @sneezelet2797 3 роки тому +10

      And yet, I still doubt it

    • @nairncrawford954
      @nairncrawford954 3 роки тому +1

      @bigboi drifter because google

    • @babybird3575
      @babybird3575 3 роки тому +2

      Because he has said it many times he’s a murderer

    • @cock6124
      @cock6124 3 роки тому

      Hes been practicing for the right time

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 3 роки тому

      Because it is real.

  • @patriciatreffers9762
    @patriciatreffers9762 8 місяців тому +1

    U just earned urself a sub and a notification bell!

  • @chrispaulson4846
    @chrispaulson4846 Рік тому

    Mark: *spends 2 minutes trying to save the guy from falling.*
    Also mark: *places cannon behind him*😂

  • @Nat0521
    @Nat0521 2 роки тому +7221

    Fun fact: if mark didn’t use the strength syringe, the momentum of him catching the person would have ripped it in half

    • @death_angel1125
      @death_angel1125 2 роки тому +367

      Omg that would have been funny tho

    • @Nat0521
      @Nat0521 2 роки тому +396

      @@death_angel1125 actually, him catching it wouldn’t but waving it around in the air would

    • @death_angel1125
      @death_angel1125 2 роки тому +47

      @@Nat0521 but still

    • @MeemahSN
      @MeemahSN 2 роки тому +13

      Precisely

    • @death_angel1125
      @death_angel1125 2 роки тому +20

      @@metrosexualmillwright6074 that amount of emojis is the cringe thing

  • @Cough_ez3931
    @Cough_ez3931 3 роки тому +555

    *“The evolution of Marks hair will be historical.”*

  • @zombieslinger4614
    @zombieslinger4614 Рік тому +1

    The thing that really got me was "Boom syringe" and "OHH MY GOD" (lightning)

  • @AlyssaSuccar
    @AlyssaSuccar 9 місяців тому

    7:40 The person he deeply cares about, bouncing and getting injured
    Me uncontrollably laughing

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +313

    "You're taller...how fucking dare you?"
    Mark anytime he goes outside

  • @Antifurry6969
    @Antifurry6969 8 місяців тому +1

    Bros voixe is so calm but he is the most venomous agressive human alove in this world

  • @Person-ve8ur
    @Person-ve8ur День тому

    i love this game
    thank you mark for playing it

  • @allyparker472
    @allyparker472 3 роки тому +376

    mark: ***casually throws dead bodies into an endless pit***

    • @trashbird6105
      @trashbird6105 3 роки тому +7

      Lol it's not endless, imagine if he went down to the bottom and saw the rotting corpses

    • @HeyStolen
      @HeyStolen 3 роки тому

      hey

    • @gooci6907
      @gooci6907 3 роки тому

      *Hair grows*

    • @allyparker472
      @allyparker472 3 роки тому

      @@trashbird6105 U right

    • @allyparker472
      @allyparker472 3 роки тому

      @@revolt_4588 chill broski

  • @Liv-Zone
    @Liv-Zone Рік тому

    Mark: “Stand up for yourself”
    *proceeds to hit with wrench, then it falls into the abyss*

  • @ghostface5228
    @ghostface5228 10 місяців тому +1

    Now I know where the "ur taller how fucking dare you" meme came from good job mark👏👏

  • @spasticcreationist7999
    @spasticcreationist7999 3 роки тому +546

    The moment when Mark puts the people on the nuke and says “yee-haw”😂😂

  • @sxga5295
    @sxga5295 6 місяців тому +1

    9:05 I kept on laughing and now my chest hurts help me I kept on laughing and wheezing😂😂

  • @quandaledingle6186
    @quandaledingle6186 10 місяців тому

    love this video. binged it like, 10 times.

  • @sublot
    @sublot 3 роки тому +631

    “Ya standing up on your own there buddy? Ya standing up?”
    Body: *THWADUMP*

    • @liakiller3days910
      @liakiller3days910 3 роки тому +3

      Central Intelligence Agency
      9:04

    • @sovietrussia479
      @sovietrussia479 3 роки тому +2

      WHY TF IS THE CIA HERE?

    • @sublot
      @sublot 3 роки тому +2

      @@sovietrussia479 reasons...

    • @sublot
      @sublot 3 роки тому +2

      @@liakiller3days910 agreeable

    • @Ethan-ju6xt
      @Ethan-ju6xt 3 роки тому +2

      CIA... oh no... I better hide the evidence...

  • @theroguenetwork1083
    @theroguenetwork1083 3 роки тому +234

    "This is my buddy"
    Not even 3 minutes later proceeds to inject him with stims and kneecap him. Twice.

  • @cryolitegem
    @cryolitegem 2 місяці тому

    8:56 I haven’t laughed that hard in YEARS. I got tears streaming and lungs hurting from laughing so hard for so long.

  • @harveyanimations8974
    @harveyanimations8974 9 місяців тому

    Blown out ass gets me every time