@@bradsimpson8724 i wanted to play one back in the day but i genuinely fear the hate that it'll swing my way. most eldrazi seem so goddamn strong (tbh lore wise makes sense but still though?)
@@alexanderficken9354 void mirror sadly can just basically be ignored by any colorless player that brought multiple colored mana sources anyway because they knew it exists. Against all the colorless players that didn't plan for it, still hilarious. lol
Stationed at Offutt here. Ya why though? The weather is awful. Constantly going back and forth between soup and a deep freezer even during months it shouldn't be. This place has me in a perpetual state of getting a free sex change every time it gets cold and having a lovely river going my ass crack when its not. I seriously never knew that "sticky" was a state of being the day after dodging mother natures golf game and an angry wind mommy stealing my neighbors roof. And to top it off the entire state is private property so I couldn't go outside even if I wanted too.
@@beware3586 Sure, but it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the humidity/wind 😬 In all seriousness, though, some of us like it here. I personally love it! Though, I've never claimed to be the brightest crayon in the box.
Functionally, what's the difference between annihilator 7 on a 14/14 and annihilator 15 on a 22/22? Nothing, that's what. You still won't kill it with damage and you still don't get to own things when it swings at you either way.
@dontmisunderstand6041 As a goosmother player, I laugh at this. The Honkening can reliably take a 14/14 in combat and shit out enough food to feed that sacrifice 7 trigger without having to lose an important permanent.
@@TheGodofbadideas And in that scenario, you also don't care about the 22/22 with annihilator 15. They're functionally the same. A deck that can handle one handles the other too.
If you are wondering which part of the video this person is talking about, the answer is all of it, but especially the last part. Also you weren't wondering. You already knew that.
The sad part, that effect that checks the exiled cards, there's a land printed that can temporarily put an eldrazi into exile, sometimes long enough for them to have Ulamog enter, in case they don't trust you to boost their spaghetti horror monster big enough to curb stomp you.
It's even worse really. Given that for some dumb reason it counts *all* cards in exile no matter how they got there when it enters, any deck with this Ulamog as its Commander gets a stupidly big boost from just playing any of the hyper-efficient and very inexpensive colorless graveyard hate that exiles entire graveyards that it was likely already going to play by virtue of being colorless. Hope you like to be in a position where getting hit by Tormod's Crypt loses you the game despite not even being a graveyard-based deck and despite managing to block the stupid cast trigger. The situation where the +1/+1 counters are tied directly to its Annihilator value even if it gets them later is just as bad.
@@MusicoftheDamned the regret when you bajuka bog the reanimator player, and the colorless player drops this from hand. Is graveyard hate becoming a liability?
@@byronsmothers8064 Given all the power sprint--it's hardly "creep" at this point even with "F.I.R.E." supposedly dead--with the game, I can unfortunately see more and more designs being made where graveyard hate either becomes easier and easier to get around, just outright doesn't matter, or even backfires like with this card.
Slivers aren't UN-reasonable. The problem is slivers only have TWO modes. 1. Get repeatedly choke-slammed before they can do anything. 2. Steamroll the table There is no third mode.
@zackkelley2940 real, if your table is actually running removal and counterspells in healthy amounts all of it is going at your first sliver until it costs 19.3 mana to cast from the command zone
@@zackkelley2940well yeah they’re usually stuck in an “enemy of the table” scenario either they fly and no one can stop them or they flop and are the first one to die. Because everyone knows slivers are deadly when they pop off. No one cares if the beamtown bullies guy is sitting on “you lose buttons” for the whole table, slivers are a huge threat that have to be dealt with in the eyes of most.
The worst thing about this card is the counting you gotta do if you're hit with the "exile half of their deck" ability. Honestly, I'd ask the table if I can just eyeball it.
Split it into two piles and try and slide one card Over from one pile to the next When you can't, they're equal That's What I do whenever I need to half a deck. Usually simple and fast when you get the hang of it
It’s pretty quick to subtract the number of cards in play (including your commander) from 100 then divide what you get honestly, but being singled out to do it feels bigoted still
@@zackkelley2940 Nebraska is the state with the most hate groups per capita in the United States. It's not nice; it's *quiet* in the way that Roose "Our Blades Are Sharp" Bolton prefers his realm.
I already know I'll be the biggest threat at the table playing Eldrazi, so if I can get the chance to drop this onto my board and booger flick half of someone's library into the aether, I'll gladly do so. Anything for the Ulamussy 👀
Alien scholars are going to consider MaldHound videos the final boss of Earthology exams because of how many references are unleashed upon them within the space of a few minutes.
This man will bang unspeakable horrors beyond existence as we know it, but he won't touch Nethroi. Sir, that tongue is capable of reaching your blind eternities, how can you say no?!
We all gonna switch from counter spells to stifles. Dockside? Stifle. Eternal Witness loops? Stifle. This? Stifle. There’s a few flexible two mana ones.
And crap like this is why they printed Consign to Memory in the same set to eat the Eldrazi and the trigger in one convenient package. There's just the small matter of drawing it...
Can we get a roast of Lazav, the Multifarious? After all, he's the EDH equivalent of slowly building a shiv out of whatever materials you can find near your cell.
I got snuck upon by a Lazav the other day. Taught me to always check before playing dredge the mire. Here I am, excited to see what stupid shenanigans I can pull off with everyone else's cards. I wasn't expecting anyone to be running Phage the Untouchable. Honestly, kind of on me, but only in a Lazav deck, fr.
Tishana's Tidebinder is also genuinely one of the best spells featuring the word "counter". You're genuinely making a mistake running counterspells in a deck without including it.
Imagine the Mimeoplasm player hitting this and a Ghalta, even without the cast trigger it’ll get annihilator 24 😵💫 then equip a lightning greaves and destroy a person’s entire board state
I may or may not be making a commander deck with this lil guy as my commander. And it has ways to boost his counters, copy him as non legendary, and double up on annihilator. It’s beautiful
So, I recently acquired a collection someone had of cards and have been absent mindedly setting aside every discard spell in black for a deck dedicated to sitting in my messenger bag until the local Eldrazi player sits down with that Eldrazi deck again. *I will make sure if that card is ever in hand, it's getting discarded. Same as the other titans.*
I assume this isn't Commander, since otherwise your discard only postpones the arrival of the lovecraftian horrors while hoping someone in the pod beats him down before then.
@@NaokiKurogra Wrong! It is commander and I'll be beating them to death! Tourach gains counters when an opponent discards a card. It ain't even about winning really, just stopping Eldrazi shenanigans
I'd love if you could cover Ulalek. Ulalek is the tiktok influencer of Eldrazi, giving a good offer and having a bunch of underpaid shmucks who double it and pass it to the next Eldrazi.
" theres an entire category devoted to it for a reason" 😂 pretty much lost count at this point asking for galadriel, light of valinor but im thinking its 20 times
I almost got to double the cast trigger in a game I was playing online testing out the precons with my pod last night. Sadly I drew it off of a draw effect in combat as I was ending the game, but if it hadn’t ended there my last opponent would’ve been down ti about 13 cards in deck.
Combine it with a ton of colorless cost reduction, the new card that doubles eldrazi triggers, and one of the cheap counterspells that return the countered spell to owner's hand, and you can eliminate two whole libraries in one turn for the low low cost of just a few colorless and probably a blue or two.
Yup, this is going right in Animar and I am casting it for free every time. And then, i'm going to bounce it back to my hand AND EXILE HALF YOUR LIBRARY AGAIN!
Tishana's Tide Binder and Stifle laughing like "We can stop this shit" and then remembering you still gotta deal with the actual big fucker coming down
Comparatively to the last Mog, he dies to Doomblade, but is more resilient to everyone's favorite removal spell : 🗡️ to👩🌾 Not only that, he'll probably be extra big so you'll gain even more life as you tax your opponent's two worst permanents. 👌 I think in most cases though I'll still prefer Mog 2 for exiling whatever 2 permanents are the most problematic in any given situation (barring hexproof & shroud). But I'm biased cuz I cracked him foil back in BfZ prerelease and decided to build him a colorless Cmdr deck when that was an original idea.
Frilled mystic and it's friends would beg to differ on that cast trigger mald. I had a deck online full of counters that could hit triggers because of a friends syrix deck and an others chunli deck
My Villian arc has already begun i triggered this mans cast ability x3 with Echoes of enternity and the new eldrazi commander. Im no longer to play with my pod until i get a new deck
My local pods have all just calmly decided Eldrazi 'players' no longer have rights.
The slivers have been granted a brief reprieve.
I have a WUBRG Sliver Overlord deck that sees a fair amount of play, but even I'm not degenerate enough to build Eldrazi.
@@bradsimpson8724 I will be once mh3 comes out. I regret nothing.
@@bradsimpson8724 i wanted to play one back in the day but i genuinely fear the hate that it'll swing my way. most eldrazi seem so goddamn strong (tbh lore wise makes sense but still though?)
@@bradsimpson8724slivers get too much flak when other tribes are much better now
@@kiraxbara456blitz6 Most people got their first truly unstoppable tribal asskickings from sliver, myself included. Hence, trauma.
That's what STAX is for, baby! Can't get off a cast trigger if you CAN'T CAST IT!!!!
As an Eldrazi player, I hate that I'm agreeing with you.
void mirror funny
@@alexanderficken9354 void mirror sadly can just basically be ignored by any colorless player that brought multiple colored mana sources anyway because they knew it exists. Against all the colorless players that didn't plan for it, still hilarious. lol
stax BAYBEEE
When I swing my lead pipe at the Eldrazi player, I make sure to get the STAX player with the backswing.
Please stop exposing our browser histories Maldhound. - Definitely Not Me, 2024
I support the monsterfucker alliance, they're weird but they're chill
Jeremy is allowed to be correct this one time
"or worse Nebraska" brother we just trying to live here 😭
Stationed at Offutt here. Ya why though? The weather is awful. Constantly going back and forth between soup and a deep freezer even during months it shouldn't be. This place has me in a perpetual state of getting a free sex change every time it gets cold and having a lovely river going my ass crack when its not. I seriously never knew that "sticky" was a state of being the day after dodging mother natures golf game and an angry wind mommy stealing my neighbors roof. And to top it off the entire state is private property so I couldn't go outside even if I wanted too.
@@beware3586 Sure, but it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the humidity/wind 😬
In all seriousness, though, some of us like it here. I personally love it! Though, I've never claimed to be the brightest crayon in the box.
At least the first ability will target the green player most of the time
Not me. I fully plan to look the combo player dead in the eye, and ask if they feel lucky
Functionally, what's the difference between annihilator 7 on a 14/14 and annihilator 15 on a 22/22? Nothing, that's what. You still won't kill it with damage and you still don't get to own things when it swings at you either way.
@dontmisunderstand6041 As a goosmother player, I laugh at this. The Honkening can reliably take a 14/14 in combat and shit out enough food to feed that sacrifice 7 trigger without having to lose an important permanent.
Or the red player for blasphemous act. :s
@@TheGodofbadideas And in that scenario, you also don't care about the 22/22 with annihilator 15. They're functionally the same. A deck that can handle one handles the other too.
**Looks at dragon deck with earthquake dragon**
Heh. We're all in danger.
Me, the Ur-Dragon player: I'm sorry
Me playing my Sea Serpent tribal deck and dooming us all...
"Gentlemen, it's been an honor serving with you all."
**Pulls out Chello.**
Me the the degenerate enough to play it : I am in danger
You can hate on my Earthquake Dragon all you like… but those wings are damn *majestic*.
“Go ahead! Clear my whole board, I want it nice and empty for when I climb over this table and…”
Sides current status report: circling Jupiter…
"i don't know who's sacrificing two permanents just to look at this"
golgari players: please allow us to introduce ourselves
Well it's either sac 2 now or sac a lot more to annihilator
*joins you in Orzhov*
He's called the Defiler for a reason.
If you are wondering which part of the video this person is talking about, the answer is all of it, but especially the last part.
Also you weren't wondering. You already knew that.
Ulamog the "Yamete Kudasai Tentacle-san!"
As someone who's been in Nebraska: checks out
The sad part, that effect that checks the exiled cards, there's a land printed that can temporarily put an eldrazi into exile, sometimes long enough for them to have Ulamog enter, in case they don't trust you to boost their spaghetti horror monster big enough to curb stomp you.
It's even worse really. Given that for some dumb reason it counts *all* cards in exile no matter how they got there when it enters, any deck with this Ulamog as its Commander gets a stupidly big boost from just playing any of the hyper-efficient and very inexpensive colorless graveyard hate that exiles entire graveyards that it was likely already going to play by virtue of being colorless. Hope you like to be in a position where getting hit by Tormod's Crypt loses you the game despite not even being a graveyard-based deck and despite managing to block the stupid cast trigger.
The situation where the +1/+1 counters are tied directly to its Annihilator value even if it gets them later is just as bad.
@@MusicoftheDamned the regret when you bajuka bog the reanimator player, and the colorless player drops this from hand.
Is graveyard hate becoming a liability?
@@byronsmothers8064 Given all the power sprint--it's hardly "creep" at this point even with "F.I.R.E." supposedly dead--with the game, I can unfortunately see more and more designs being made where graveyard hate either becomes easier and easier to get around, just outright doesn't matter, or even backfires like with this card.
Finally my sliver deck is reasonable :)
As a Sliver player, no it isn’t.
Slivers aren't UN-reasonable.
The problem is slivers only have TWO modes.
1. Get repeatedly choke-slammed before they can do anything.
2. Steamroll the table
There is no third mode.
@zackkelley2940 real, if your table is actually running removal and counterspells in healthy amounts all of it is going at your first sliver until it costs 19.3 mana to cast from the command zone
@@zackkelley2940well yeah they’re usually stuck in an “enemy of the table” scenario either they fly and no one can stop them or they flop and are the first one to die. Because everyone knows slivers are deadly when they pop off. No one cares if the beamtown bullies guy is sitting on “you lose buttons” for the whole table, slivers are a huge threat that have to be dealt with in the eyes of most.
hot take, allow the silver players sometimes but they are contractually obligated to kill the eldrazi player first
Stifle effects have never been more important
I felt attacked by the Earthquake Dragon bit, and then immediately vindicated. A rollercoaster of emotion 10/10 baldmound moment
It IS cool.
It's just also going to be everyone's problem.
The worst thing about this card is the counting you gotta do if you're hit with the "exile half of their deck" ability. Honestly, I'd ask the table if I can just eyeball it.
If someone were to roll up to our table with this sumbitch, we'd make them count out half the deck.
My Eldrazi playing friend would make me count to add insult to injury
Split it into two piles and try and slide one card Over from one pile to the next When you can't, they're equal That's What I do whenever I need to half a deck.
Usually simple and fast when you get the hang of it
It’s pretty quick to subtract the number of cards in play (including your commander) from 100 then divide what you get honestly, but being singled out to do it feels bigoted still
Nebraska mentioned! For valid reasons, too.
I don't get it... Nebraska is nice enough.
Why not send them to something like Detroit or New York?
Honestly, Detroit makes more sense, cause you can’t have shit in Detroit, like how your library will end up.
@@zackkelley2940 Nebraska is the state with the most hate groups per capita in the United States. It's not nice; it's *quiet* in the way that Roose "Our Blades Are Sharp" Bolton prefers his realm.
I already know I'll be the biggest threat at the table playing Eldrazi, so if I can get the chance to drop this onto my board and booger flick half of someone's library into the aether, I'll gladly do so. Anything for the Ulamussy 👀
It takes a naive soul to look at that and not immediately assume they're being topped, those tentacles are coming for (and in) you brother
@@GasperV0
Watch and learn, coward.
I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING LEGS
oh... oh no
I live in Nebraska and I keep needing to direct big creatures to where they can buy farming equipment
Oh my God, look! It's a Swords to Plowshares!
Nebraska really is just the blind eternities huh
Can confirm, will be using this card in Nebraska
Was not expecting to get called out with that Omaha comment 😂
Alien scholars are going to consider MaldHound videos the final boss of Earthology exams because of how many references are unleashed upon them within the space of a few minutes.
Who's sacrificing two permanents? The Aristocrats!
As a Nebraskan, yes, I will take every one of those cards and squirrel them away in the Sandhills.
Mans really just said "Yes, I will sacrifice two of my friends to get at the Ulamussy".
Getting Ulamogged would certainly be an experience that you could write down in the books
As a 'Mogger, I approve
with MH3 comeing out my table has declared there will be no eldrazi decks at our table
Can I join with my hentai noodles deck mister
This man will bang unspeakable horrors beyond existence as we know it, but he won't touch Nethroi. Sir, that tongue is capable of reaching your blind eternities, how can you say no?!
The wisdom of Jeremy can not be question. There is no fault to be found in his words.
hello again. once more i have returned to ask for Jaxis, The Troublemaker. i'll see you in the next roast.
Just absolutely fantastic as usual brother. You're the best! Great video as usual!
TENTACLES~
MMMMFFFFPGGHHH
Love spaghetti dad's pose in this art, too, he knows what he is.
Straight into my Rocco, Street Chef deck, my friend.
Best card ever deserved his best short ever
Video one of asking for Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm
He's got a video already, it's still om his TikTok but hasn't been uploaded to UA-cam yet.
@@DragonMan5643 ah, gotcha
I told them. I told them that eldrazi support would grant me unimaginable power. They didn’t believe me, but now I’ll show them all!!
I like that he’s standing there like the guy in gladiator ‘’ are you not entertained ‘’
“Lance Armstrong yourself just to look at this” 😂😂 too freaking clever
Putting this in my exile matters deck
We all gonna switch from counter spells to stifles. Dockside? Stifle. Eternal Witness loops? Stifle. This? Stifle. There’s a few flexible two mana ones.
And crap like this is why they printed Consign to Memory in the same set to eat the Eldrazi and the trigger in one convenient package.
There's just the small matter of drawing it...
Can we get a roast of Lazav, the Multifarious?
After all, he's the EDH equivalent of slowly building a shiv out of whatever materials you can find near your cell.
I got snuck upon by a Lazav the other day. Taught me to always check before playing dredge the mire. Here I am, excited to see what stupid shenanigans I can pull off with everyone else's cards. I wasn't expecting anyone to be running Phage the Untouchable.
Honestly, kind of on me, but only in a Lazav deck, fr.
"Because a cast trigger means no counter spell"
Stifle exists for a reason.
Tishana's Tidebinder is also genuinely one of the best spells featuring the word "counter". You're genuinely making a mistake running counterspells in a deck without including it.
Earthquake dragon has great art ^^
Imagine the Mimeoplasm player hitting this and a Ghalta, even without the cast trigger it’ll get annihilator 24 😵💫 then equip a lightning greaves and destroy a person’s entire board state
I’m stoked to have pulled one this morning. 😂 pure evil and I love it
I may or may not be making a commander deck with this lil guy as my commander. And it has ways to boost his counters, copy him as non legendary, and double up on annihilator. It’s beautiful
Ulamog be praised! Hail the mighty Eldrazi gods! Long live the holy union of Kozilek and Ulamog!
I intend on running this in my vorinclex, monstrous raider deck
I was iffy about running stifle effects in my sultai deck; now I am certain. Turning that thing into a vanilla 7/7 sounds like living the dream.
Just getting into Pauper EDH and was hoping for a General Marhault Elsdragon roast 🙏🏼🔥
Sek'Kuar, Deathkeeper! My first MTG deck was the Sek'Kuar precon. Show the Orc some love!
Stifle wants to talk to you about that first line
Nebraskamog the Omaha
Cast triggers are what stifle is for!
So, I recently acquired a collection someone had of cards and have been absent mindedly setting aside every discard spell in black for a deck dedicated to sitting in my messenger bag until the local Eldrazi player sits down with that Eldrazi deck again.
*I will make sure if that card is ever in hand, it's getting discarded. Same as the other titans.*
I assume this isn't Commander, since otherwise your discard only postpones the arrival of the lovecraftian horrors while hoping someone in the pod beats him down before then.
@@NaokiKurogra Wrong! It is commander and I'll be beating them to death! Tourach gains counters when an opponent discards a card. It ain't even about winning really, just stopping Eldrazi shenanigans
As a Nebraskan I can confirm
Umbris fear manifest would love this card in the 99
Consign to memory and void rend are your new best friends!
👀 this guy looks DANGEROUS buddy
My favourite finisher in my Vorinclex deck. Annihilator 23 is the biggest I managed so far
Earthquake dragon looks sick
Gonna put this in my Skullbriar deck with every "if you would put counters, put more" effect printed in green and white
Yay Nebraska!
I'd love if you could cover Ulalek. Ulalek is the tiktok influencer of Eldrazi, giving a good offer and having a bunch of underpaid shmucks who double it and pass it to the next Eldrazi.
he alredy covered Ulalek
Fun fact: Ulalek would double the triggered ability of ulamog and exile someone’s entire library
that mofo will be a centerpiece in my Animar +1/+1 counters deck.
I feel very called out by you flashing up a map of Omaha
Not my Earthquake Dragon!
Smeagol, Helpful Guide next!
It's true the Earthquake dragon does look sick as hell
" theres an entire category devoted to it for a reason" 😂 pretty much lost count at this point asking for galadriel, light of valinor but im thinking its 20 times
consign to memory would like to have a word
I almost got to double the cast trigger in a game I was playing online testing out the precons with my pod last night. Sadly I drew it off of a draw effect in combat as I was ending the game, but if it hadn’t ended there my last opponent would’ve been down ti about 13 cards in deck.
I am just going to stand over here quietly with my Animar, Soul of Elements deck…
Combine it with a ton of colorless cost reduction, the new card that doubles eldrazi triggers, and one of the cheap counterspells that return the countered spell to owner's hand, and you can eliminate two whole libraries in one turn for the low low cost of just a few colorless and probably a blue or two.
the mycotyrant would be awesome 31st time asking
Cant wait for the caster to also have vorniclex in play because why not
Tentacle gods ftw
I’m just gonna keep a summary dismissal in my sleeve for now on.
Summary Dismissal has entered the chat
Yup, this is going right in Animar and I am casting it for free every time. And then, i'm going to bounce it back to my hand AND EXILE HALF YOUR LIBRARY AGAIN!
Eldrazi are the modded Mario Kart track with Oops All Blue Shells in the item boxes. Ulamog is just Dokapon Kingdom.
So who remembers that Ulalek and Echoes of Eternity are also in this set?
Not me running Stifle in every Blue Deck to counter target activated or triggered ability because of cards like this and the Emrakuls
Tishana's Tide Binder and Stifle laughing like "We can stop this shit" and then remembering you still gotta deal with the actual big fucker coming down
They’re just a hungry guy :)
I could use this in green but, I will use it in my Umbris deck because I want a big, spooky horror.
As someone from Nebraska...how dare he diss exile like that!
Comparatively to the last Mog, he dies to Doomblade, but is more resilient to everyone's favorite removal spell : 🗡️ to👩🌾
Not only that, he'll probably be extra big so you'll gain even more life as you tax your opponent's two worst permanents. 👌
I think in most cases though I'll still prefer Mog 2 for exiling whatever 2 permanents are the most problematic in any given situation (barring hexproof & shroud). But I'm biased cuz I cracked him foil back in BfZ prerelease and decided to build him a colorless Cmdr deck when that was an original idea.
Man seeing two eldrazi players play would be wild
That category is tentacle hentaied
Frilled mystic and it's friends would beg to differ on that cast trigger mald. I had a deck online full of counters that could hit triggers because of a friends syrix deck and an others chunli deck
If it wriggles and undulates it does not jiggle and will not get no date.. not only “would not”.. will not.
I like that Jimmy is a Timmy here
Another card to shelve for Rakdos Lord of Riots
If the annihilator was equal to the greatest cmc in exile that would already be nuts but brother proliferate exists
My Villian arc has already begun i triggered this mans cast ability x3 with Echoes of enternity and the new eldrazi commander.
Im no longer to play with my pod until i get a new deck