A magic card being fair just means it cheats at sorcery speed, and Aurelia plays by the rules. #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommander #mtgcommunity #cardgame
@@keesschuller6011I have been politely BEGGING Mald to do a video on Gisela for MoNtHs now. Both versions of her art are INCREDIBLE and she is the patron saint of the Geneva Convention: New Additions department.
Ah, Karn. Truly living up to his father's legacy of being the cause of ever so slightly fewer problems than he solves. (Aurelia isn't one of them, but Argentum Armor on her sure would be.)
"Muscle mommy stampede" 💀 Aurelia is like the perfect boros card in my eyes. If you run her fair she's insanely strong, and if you don't it's incredibly fun anyways
Boros often gets screwed, but have you ever seen or played a General Ferrous Rokiric deck? Hexproof from monocolored alone is absolutely gross, as it just locks out a lot of decks from removing him easily. Add to that the trigger that he summons a bonus 4/4 Golem whenever you play a multicolor spell, and his army gets REALLY big, really quickly.
I love my general ferrous deck. Put a restriction that I could ONLY run multicolored or colorless artifacts. No monocolored cards. Naturally I got two Aurelias in it. But playing only boros cards effectively has made me understand Mald is right. Boros definitely needs it.
@@UniversalJuan Yeah, I focused on just making the golems into absolute beaters with Blade Historian/Neyali (double strike), Balefire Liege (+2/+2 and every boros spell is a free Lightning Helix), Iroas, Legionnaire's Initiative, Glass of the Guild Pact, Flowering of the Pale Tree Also, Tocasa's Welcome has a pretty stupid interaction with him. Your golems have CMC = 0, so you can draw an extra card each turn whenever you play a boros spell. Also, if somebody lets me set it up, Nahiri's Resolve + Dockside Extortionist can generate an unreasonable amount of mana.
Man, the cuts in the middle of words just gets funnier and funnier Also, as someone who loves Boros as probably my favorite 2-color combo, I do in fact, want to die the moment my opponents use any interaction, which is every turn of every game with some of the stuff Boros has
Fun to see my first ever commander from nine years ago make it to this list. That was before the broken age of Helm and Home infinites, a time when having her, Sublime Archangel, and any three other creatures meant double exalted triggers for exactly 21 commander damage - and you thought you were breaking the game. Good old days, man. Good old days.
This might be the best one you’ve ever done. I was gasping for air from start to finish. Keep up the great work man, I’m always so excited to see you pop up in my feed.
THIS WAS MY FIRST COMMANDER EVER! ofc i was like 12 though so i threw every red and white card i owned into an amalgamation with maybe 20 lands and called it a day
Gatecrash drafts were nuts. Prerelease night Aurelia was a super hot ticket for obvious reasons all masterfully stated above, but she doesnt need the artifacts in limited with that raw PUNCH. Love this card as a commander and loved her so much during Gatecrash release.
Boros: We might be smiling to hide the tears, but our amazonian warrior women are equipped with sword-shaped high heels and Push-Up Breastplates. We may not win the game, but we have long ago won the war, my friend. Now lay down and provide a good bridge for the Queen and her posse of soldiers to step over.
I've got an Aurelia extra combats tribal deck with a bunch of "when you attack" triggers. It's not amazing, but it is fun. Plus it's hilarious every time someone thinks they're safe, and one removal spell or equipment later, they're taking 21 commander damage out of goddamn nowhere.
I'm making mono White Muscle Mommy's, and while there are some Muscle Mommy's that are expensive AF but at the same time absolutely worth it there are some that are less than 4$ that are actually insanely good. My build is looking expensive but fun so far. I'd love to share it when it's done with you mald.
I love the fact that you showed off 2 cards in my Angels commander deck as well as the commander itself. Sword of the Animist and helm of the host is wonderful.Might i also suggested just a straight up Land Tax
love it - have you done one on Rielle the Everwise & wheels yet? The "super granny" or "weaponized alzheimers' " deck was a super fun one to build. and I'm the only one that put both Surveil 5 cards in it cause wheel players didn't figure out how to play yet, but I'm wrecking my table with commander damage!
Yoooo, I got into magic recently and fell in love with Illuminor Szeras from the necron warhammer deck as my favorite commander. He just commits life insurance fraud in mono black! Its hilarious. Id love to see it covered in this. (Especially paired with Shadow of Mortality)
Hey MaldHound, i have been whole heartedly loving your videos champ, so true, so funny, you have some serious wordsmithing talent my dude! you say what we are all thinking, even if we also play these OP dudes ourselves sometimes, we can all relate. (we cant help ourselves). Keep it up!
As a fun aside, can see four additional Aurelia per combat phase if you have Anointed Procession and Mondrak, Glory Dominus up. And upcoming Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation from Lost Caverns can triple the number of tokens, so 4-12 bonus angel muscle mommies each combat phase for the stampede with that Helm of the Host.
I mean, sure, but all of that is literally just “win more.” You don’t need token multipliers with Aurelia. Once you get the Helm on Aurelia, you will only ever attack with however many token copies you have. Even if it’s just the brand new one, that’s still enough to get you another combat step and a new token to keep the infinite combat loop going. You would be much better served using those slots for spells which protect your important pieces.
Yeah Helm of The Host Aurelia is dangerous especially with token doublers like Anointed Procession and Mondrak, Glory Dominus; it becomes a brutal beat down
I cant wait to see Mald do my OG Commander who was such a problem that even the Professor proclaimed him a toxic card in an old video. The Old King of Naya Voltron, Uril the Miststalker.
I absolutely love your rants. My God it it is the best. Please keep roasting everything you come across. Its flavorful and I can't wait for then next one. Arcmage
Solid boros commanders include Feather and Gisela. Feather for combat tricks and weirdly storm strats, and gisela for multiplying nukes. It is incredibly satisfying to hit the skysovereign damage procs with gisela and/or the fiery emancipation in play. =]
I continue shouting from the masses 'pick my commander, pick me, validate my favorite card by turning the drawl up and putting a sarcastic filter over a deck tech!' for Volo, Guide to Monsters, please and thank you.
I have been politely beggin' ya for months Mald, please do a video on Gisela. Both versions of her art are INCREDIBLE and she's the patron saint of the Geneva Convention: New Additions department.
oh hey, it's the only commander i've ever used! i liked taking her in the direction of adding other effects that grant extra combat steps, doubling damage or granting double strike. Two-Handed Axe was made for me haha Soltari Visionaries and Soltari Guerrillas are super hot secret tech, i regularly had other players at the table read them and go "i have to get a copy" lmao. both are creatures with Shadow (which is 99% just "unblockable and can't block") and effects that care about attacking other players' life points directly, and getting multiple pops of each effect per turn is a lot of fun
I think Aurelia was the first commander I tried to build a few years ago but my tiny brain couldn't comprehend a 6-mana commander then, so I ended up looking elsewhere. Then some time passed and the first Boros deck I actually finished was a Zabaz the Glimmerwasp Modular +1/+1 counter bullshit deck that's ten times more complicated to play on Untap than it would be in person. Might revisit Aurelia after seeing this video though, def sounds fun after hearing some of the strategy explained.
Yup, that's the appropriate reaction to Aurelia. Or gisela. Or any angel that isn't a teenager like Giada is really. I humbly request that you round out the innistrad angels.
I would if I owned one, maybe. Seems a little to expensive to play in the deck, when you need your mana open to be playing Cantrips. @@TheMeditatingRaven
My only reason why Aurelia cannot get it is a lore reason. Feather has been a beloved character of mine since the original Ravnica books and this wacko locked her up for surviving an unsurvivable situation. Thanks Krenko for breaking the bubble prison.
Can Boros get it? Yes, in fact, Boros NEEDS it
Boros is down atrociously for literally any advantage.
And yet its the colour i tend to see doing the most warcrimes...
I used to play boros, it held up when we werent using tons of ramp and card draw engines. Now I die horribly xd
And if she brings in Gisela, you get double teamed by Boros angels until your spine snaps. What a way to go
Talk about worth it
DEATH BY SNU SNU
Please, Maldhound, we need Gisela
@@nq3036it’s not death by snusnu that’s just death
@@keesschuller6011I have been politely BEGGING Mald to do a video on Gisela for MoNtHs now. Both versions of her art are INCREDIBLE and she is the patron saint of the Geneva Convention: New Additions department.
As an Isshin wielder, I love her. Everyone expects the Godo army, not the Aurelia army.
Fax
It’s even better in my Isshin Exalted deck, because she can go from Aurelia to Malenia faster than she can remind you of her name
Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin is in that deck, I just know it
I love angelic exaltation plus two-handed axe plus Aurelia.
@@S.Grundy that would be correct
Ah, Karn. Truly living up to his father's legacy of being the cause of ever so slightly fewer problems than he solves.
(Aurelia isn't one of them, but Argentum Armor on her sure would be.)
Yes, but Karn is at least TRYING to be helpful, despite being kinda bad at at it. Urza just did shit because he thought it would be fun.
Former USAF.
That Ratheon joke SMOKED me.
Thank you.
Ratheon joke is the best I've heard in 2024
The one card i wouldnt object to getting stompbed by
Counterpoint: Gisela.
Second counterpoint: Avacyn
Third counterpoint: Akroma
Fourth Counterpoint: All. Four. At. The. Same. Time.
@@RoxyGotMoxy.Only counterpoint needed: 99% of angels in the game (excepting Giada, and possibly Gabriel Angelfire if you don't swing that way).
"Muscle mommy stampede" 💀
Aurelia is like the perfect boros card in my eyes. If you run her fair she's insanely strong, and if you don't it's incredibly fun anyways
Fully agreed, she's always been one of my faves. Boros simping hard.
Boros often gets screwed, but have you ever seen or played a General Ferrous Rokiric deck? Hexproof from monocolored alone is absolutely gross, as it just locks out a lot of decks from removing him easily. Add to that the trigger that he summons a bonus 4/4 Golem whenever you play a multicolor spell, and his army gets REALLY big, really quickly.
As always, the problem is the damned artifacts
@@maldhound Yeah, and the white golem buffers and doublers for tokens don't help here at all.
I ran one. Absolutely rejoiced at Prosperous Partnership being released! Helped the mana production so much!
I love my general ferrous deck. Put a restriction that I could ONLY run multicolored or colorless artifacts. No monocolored cards. Naturally I got two Aurelias in it. But playing only boros cards effectively has made me understand Mald is right. Boros definitely needs it.
@@UniversalJuan Yeah, I focused on just making the golems into absolute beaters with Blade Historian/Neyali (double strike), Balefire Liege (+2/+2 and every boros spell is a free Lightning Helix), Iroas, Legionnaire's Initiative, Glass of the Guild Pact, Flowering of the Pale Tree
Also, Tocasa's Welcome has a pretty stupid interaction with him. Your golems have CMC = 0, so you can draw an extra card each turn whenever you play a boros spell.
Also, if somebody lets me set it up, Nahiri's Resolve + Dockside Extortionist can generate an unreasonable amount of mana.
Man, the cuts in the middle of words just gets funnier and funnier
Also, as someone who loves Boros as probably my favorite 2-color combo, I do in fact, want to die the moment my opponents use any interaction, which is every turn of every game with some of the stuff Boros has
Don't you have a legendary creature for exactly this problem?
Fun to see my first ever commander from nine years ago make it to this list. That was before the broken age of Helm and Home infinites, a time when having her, Sublime Archangel, and any three other creatures meant double exalted triggers for exactly 21 commander damage - and you thought you were breaking the game. Good old days, man. Good old days.
I don't play MTG but I like the way you talk, Mr Funny Southern Man
This might be the best one you’ve ever done. I was gasping for air from start to finish. Keep up the great work man, I’m always so excited to see you pop up in my feed.
This shit outed me so hard. I remember when I brought this to my table ages ago and they were so confused.
As the father of a daughter named Aurelia, I can't express enough how much I appreciate your great (proper) pronunciation of the name!
I've always said it this way!
Same here ❤
THIS WAS MY FIRST COMMANDER EVER! ofc i was like 12 though so i threw every red and white card i owned into an amalgamation with maybe 20 lands and called it a day
Gatecrash drafts were nuts. Prerelease night Aurelia was a super hot ticket for obvious reasons all masterfully stated above, but she doesnt need the artifacts in limited with that raw PUNCH. Love this card as a commander and loved her so much during Gatecrash release.
Muscle Mommy Stampede will be my catchphrase. That was awesome
As a Boros Main, this is the card that made me love the playstyle of run it back but faster. I will never not love Boros.
My girl! Bathe in the light of her holy righteous fire! God I love my Angel beatdown deck.
Boros: We might be smiling to hide the tears, but our amazonian warrior women are equipped with sword-shaped high heels and Push-Up Breastplates. We may not win the game, but we have long ago won the war, my friend.
Now lay down and provide a good bridge for the Queen and her posse of soldiers to step over.
I love these videos because they're a constat stream of ways to improve my Jodah the Unifier deck
I've got an Aurelia extra combats tribal deck with a bunch of "when you attack" triggers. It's not amazing, but it is fun. Plus it's hilarious every time someone thinks they're safe, and one removal spell or equipment later, they're taking 21 commander damage out of goddamn nowhere.
I appreciate you hosting a same-day stream showing the infinite and struggles.
"As always, I blame Karn." Most real statement ever.
To combine two different songs, one being a parody of the other:
Glory, glory what a helluva way to die
Most people: Boris need card draw
My with my boris blink deck and always having at less 5 card to work with: if you say so
deep cuts with the raytheon reference
I have a low level cedh aurelia deck and by god how i have waited for this man to give me my commanders due! Thanks Mald
Add a bloodthirster and a rising of the day or fervor for added flavor! I play this in Kaalia of course I take full advantage of it!
Feather the Redeemed deserves a video, gives you card advantage and the ability to wipe people out in one swing.
Run them pockets! Lol had me rolling. xD
It wasn't even asked if she can get it, because it wasn't ever needed to.
I'm making mono White Muscle Mommy's, and while there are some Muscle Mommy's that are expensive AF but at the same time absolutely worth it there are some that are less than 4$ that are actually insanely good. My build is looking expensive but fun so far. I'd love to share it when it's done with you mald.
One of my favourite cards we all love the murder mommy angel
I love the fact that you showed off 2 cards in my Angels commander deck as well as the commander itself. Sword of the Animist and helm of the host is wonderful.Might i also suggested just a straight up Land Tax
love it - have you done one on Rielle the Everwise & wheels yet?
The "super granny" or "weaponized alzheimers' " deck was a super fun one to build.
and I'm the only one that put both Surveil 5 cards in it cause wheel players didn't figure out how to play yet, but I'm wrecking my table with commander damage!
"allow her to bring toys at your own peril" *panics in sapphic bottom*
Day Dealer’s Choice of askin’ for Greven, Predator Captain!
Yoooo, I got into magic recently and fell in love with Illuminor Szeras from the necron warhammer deck as my favorite commander. He just commits life insurance fraud in mono black! Its hilarious. Id love to see it covered in this. (Especially paired with Shadow of Mortality)
The miraculous power of peek-a-boo 😂
My precious queen finally gets the roast treatment
Godo watches from his cliff and wonders how this bird woman could out best him.
Aurelia + Helm = Infinity War
Mucle mommy stampede? Truly, a person of culture!
Hey MaldHound, i have been whole heartedly loving your videos champ, so true, so funny, you have some serious wordsmithing talent my dude! you say what we are all thinking, even if we also play these OP dudes ourselves sometimes, we can all relate. (we cant help ourselves). Keep it up!
As a fun aside, can see four additional Aurelia per combat phase if you have Anointed Procession and Mondrak, Glory Dominus up. And upcoming Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation from Lost Caverns can triple the number of tokens, so 4-12 bonus angel muscle mommies each combat phase for the stampede with that Helm of the Host.
I mean, sure, but all of that is literally just “win more.” You don’t need token multipliers with Aurelia. Once you get the Helm on Aurelia, you will only ever attack with however many token copies you have. Even if it’s just the brand new one, that’s still enough to get you another combat step and a new token to keep the infinite combat loop going. You would be much better served using those slots for spells which protect your important pieces.
Yeah Helm of The Host Aurelia is dangerous especially with token doublers like Anointed Procession and Mondrak, Glory Dominus; it becomes a brutal beat down
OK, that last gag got a legit guffaw out of me. Well played, sir.
HELL YEAH. MY FAVORITE MTG CHARACTER
Holy shit, I never even considered blinking her to get more combats!
Aurelia and Mr double combat triggers goes hard together
as a backup plan I also run Aggrivated Assault which has the potential to go off with the Reaver Cleaver or Feast and Famine.
"violence-based economic subsidies" is a fantastic analogy
Feather, the Redeemed loves Aurelia and I'd love to hear your thoughts on the shenanigans she gets up to.
She gets up to the same exact shenanigans every single time. For all Feather decks are the same.
Aurelia is the strong female character that feminists would flock to.
I cant wait to see Mald do my OG Commander who was such a problem that even the Professor proclaimed him a toxic card in an old video. The Old King of Naya Voltron, Uril the Miststalker.
Look how far Boros and Maldhound have come.
Boros needed it like Mald needs her and token twins to step on him.
that raytheon joke was peak humor at its finest
Boros slaps when it's just 1 v 1. If you need to knock somebody out with combat damage in a couple of turns, Bruenor Battlehammer my guy.
Yes 1v1 Boros got it like that, it’s in 4 player the removal vs desire to remove your shit is heavy against them
Helm of the host + Annoited procession
“Muscle mommy stampede” 😂
Genuinely the most fun commander I’ve ever played with is Jon Irenicus, Shattered one. Would love to see how you roast him!
The segment about the ex's hit way harder then it should have, good one Mald
I absolutely love your rants. My God it it is the best. Please keep roasting everything you come across. Its flavorful and I can't wait for then next one.
Arcmage
Player: *dies at aurelia stampede*
Well he passed away with a smile at least
Love your content. Only gets better. Still waiting for my boy Yurlock.
"More violence based economic subsidies than Raytheon."
Every one of these videos has at least one gem, but this is Koh-i-Noor level.
I need a Xantcha video in my life rn
Dammit, now I need to make a deck with all the strong women and called it "muscle mommy stampede"
Shocked at the utter lack of ur dragon
Dear lord the raytheon joke lmao
without getting into it, today is a terrible day for me.. but this made me actually laugh out loud.
Muscle mommy stampede is a way to go 😂😂😂
A kind request for Hazezon, Shaper of Sand.
Another day of asking for Progenitus. The double wubrg smasher needs a chance
SAME MALD! SAME!
Solid boros commanders include Feather and Gisela. Feather for combat tricks and weirdly storm strats, and gisela for multiplying nukes.
It is incredibly satisfying to hit the skysovereign damage procs with gisela and/or the fiery emancipation in play. =]
The first commander I ever played🤩.
As a Boros main who has Adriana, Captain of the Guard as my commander: yes, Boros does need it.
I have her in my Jodah deck... Always a good time for everyone involved when she resolves.
Didn't even need to say she can get it, we all already know
I continue shouting from the masses 'pick my commander, pick me, validate my favorite card by turning the drawl up and putting a sarcastic filter over a deck tech!' for Volo, Guide to Monsters, please and thank you.
I had been waiting for Aurelia to show up, now all we need is to see Borborygmus or Ruric Thar
As an Aurelia fan, this is awesome. Sub added
If you're up for another Boros commander, might I suggest Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival?
I have been politely beggin' ya for months Mald, please do a video on Gisela. Both versions of her art are INCREDIBLE and she's the patron saint of the Geneva Convention: New Additions department.
Mald when we getting that love for kediss emberclaw familiar, and his double damage tribal shenanigans!?
Umbris, fear manifest deserves a spotlight cause I'm sad I didn't know about this level of mill sooner
oh hey, it's the only commander i've ever used! i liked taking her in the direction of adding other effects that grant extra combat steps, doubling damage or granting double strike. Two-Handed Axe was made for me haha
Soltari Visionaries and Soltari Guerrillas are super hot secret tech, i regularly had other players at the table read them and go "i have to get a copy" lmao. both are creatures with Shadow (which is 99% just "unblockable and can't block") and effects that care about attacking other players' life points directly, and getting multiple pops of each effect per turn is a lot of fun
Getting aurelia, an eldrazi displacer, and a sword of feast and famine is so good. You can turn the attack into an upside.
I think Aurelia was the first commander I tried to build a few years ago but my tiny brain couldn't comprehend a 6-mana commander then, so I ended up looking elsewhere. Then some time passed and the first Boros deck I actually finished was a Zabaz the Glimmerwasp Modular +1/+1 counter bullshit deck that's ten times more complicated to play on Untap than it would be in person. Might revisit Aurelia after seeing this video though, def sounds fun after hearing some of the strategy explained.
Alright Mald, time for the nonsense because it’s funny:
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
Yup, that's the appropriate reaction to Aurelia. Or gisela. Or any angel that isn't a teenager like Giada is really. I humbly request that you round out the innistrad angels.
Been a faithful Aurelia legionairre since 2012! ✊️
Muscle mommy stampede😂😂😂
Can I get a ruhan of the fomori roast? I'd love to see what you have on my war elephant
At least she doesn't also tutor the funny equipment into play like Godo.
My Boros commander of choice is Feather, because it's no longer the Artifacts that are the problem, but the Cantrips.
Do you play Zada in the deck as well?
I would if I owned one, maybe. Seems a little to expensive to play in the deck, when you need your mana open to be playing Cantrips. @@TheMeditatingRaven
My only reason why Aurelia cannot get it is a lore reason. Feather has been a beloved character of mine since the original Ravnica books and this wacko locked her up for surviving an unsurvivable situation.
Thanks Krenko for breaking the bubble prison.