The Accidental 400mg Edible

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  • Опубліковано 20 лип 2020
  • Ted accidentally ate a 400mg Edible. Listen to his tell-all here, its funny.
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    About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
    Ted Nivison is a UA-cam entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on UA-cam making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, UA-cam, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.
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  • @kjb711
    @kjb711 2 роки тому +53111

    400mg aint shit, hes kinda a vagina.

    • @44H44
      @44H44 2 роки тому +8811

      Relax alpha male

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  2 роки тому +30110

      and your name is Kyle

    • @dylan52528
      @dylan52528 2 роки тому +824

      the

    • @kenzie9367
      @kenzie9367 2 роки тому +501

      @@TedNivison lmfaooo great vid bro

    • @j_ken3424
      @j_ken3424 2 роки тому +316

      @@TedNivison Okay Ted

  • @cscoop
    @cscoop 3 роки тому +24200

    bahahah weed

  • @Misfits
    @Misfits 3 роки тому +23019

    oops 😳

    • @calebdelorme6850
      @calebdelorme6850 3 роки тому +815

      Look what you did to the boy

    • @shergesburgproduction
      @shergesburgproduction 3 роки тому +269

      Why didn't you organize better?

    • @PLK123
      @PLK123 3 роки тому +173

      can i have my butt cream back, it's been 4 months!

    • @Crummieboi56
      @Crummieboi56 3 роки тому +42

      PLK uhhhhhhhhh plk, you okay?

    • @gl8ck
      @gl8ck 3 роки тому +22

      Ah sh-

  • @SuperMcgooch
    @SuperMcgooch 10 місяців тому +11668

    Literally they could have just fixed your whole night by just putting a funny movie on to distract you instead of tormenting you.

    • @Nenona1200
      @Nenona1200 7 місяців тому +1323

      I love rewatching this video but that does always Strike me as like, I know they were renting a place, I'm sure there was a bed somewhere and a quieter room he could have chilled in with some blankets. Makes me feel sad that his friends couldn't put on some Minecraft Longplays for him.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 7 місяців тому +384

      ​@@Nenona1200if only this had happened this year, he could have watched his videos about going to the Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- 7 місяців тому +493

      idk when i'm high as shit i literally can't focus on a movie at all, half the time i can't even follow the plot bc i'm just looking at it like 'these are just actors on a film set, the characters aren't even actually real, these people look so silly doing their little theatre kid acting' 💀

    • @ne0ngrav3
      @ne0ngrav3 7 місяців тому +44

      @@rat-gang- EXACTLY LMFAOOO

    • @x_dana_x
      @x_dana_x 7 місяців тому +50

      @@rat-gang-i def get what u mean. especially all the physical symptoms that come along w being too stoned?? i’d be stressed tf out too 😭

  • @lucascarr-og3ku
    @lucascarr-og3ku 9 місяців тому +8252

    This seems like a nightmare group to be greening out with. For people who supposedly use a lot of weed, they were some of the most unhelpful and least experienced acting people I’ve ever seen. They either really don’t understand weed at all, or they’re trying to squeeze content out of everything, regardless of if they’re friends suffer from it

    • @SisterToSleepx
      @SisterToSleepx 7 місяців тому +992

      Exactly!! They not only didn't offer a calm and supportive environment but they actively harassed him!

    • @skylerclyne6542
      @skylerclyne6542 7 місяців тому +134

      + boosting, hopefully there was someone nice there

    • @XK1773
      @XK1773 7 місяців тому +34

      Boosting

    • @syd7608
      @syd7608 7 місяців тому +465

      a lot of stoners i’ve met are like this. it’s a person thing; more based around their character, not their lack of experience with weed. it’s caring more about their experience that night than their friend’s

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess 7 місяців тому +194

      The thing about greening out is that the experience is rare for stoners because of how high our tolerances are, plus most stoners haven't eaten that much THC at once. Even with a higher tolerance, 400 is an insane amount for one dose. Above all, the best you can do is have a snack, drink water, and find a relaxing activity.

  • @sheamcgurgan6165
    @sheamcgurgan6165 3 роки тому +25979

    "Yeah that was 400mg"
    Current Mission: Survive

  • @sclappap7631
    @sclappap7631 3 роки тому +8476

    See you can tell he's high as no one in a normal state of mind would drink Dasani.

  • @noony8962
    @noony8962 10 місяців тому +3478

    If my friends treated me like this during a bad high they wouldnt be my friends anymore... When someone is having a bad trip it's all hands on deck i dont care if it 'ruins your night' or whatever
    Anyway Ted is a champ for how he handled this

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 4 місяці тому +141

      fr! my gf has had bad highs around me and she ALWAYS becomes my baby. like come here girl i got chips and a blanket and spongebob it'll be ok

    • @UwULilyKitsune
      @UwULilyKitsune 3 місяці тому +32

      @@welchsgum7195 we dont smoke but this comment reminds me of my bf so i appreciate you

    • @wxstednxghts
      @wxstednxghts 3 місяці тому +56

      Facts af. The most shitty, irresponsible and inconsiderate thing people can do with someone on drugs is what they did.

    • @jackrinaldi5579
      @jackrinaldi5579 26 днів тому

      You sound fun to go out with… not lol you nerd ass what you do is up to you

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 19 днів тому +2

      When somebodys having a bad night it's their fault and if they can't lock in it shouldn't be my problem

  • @bluebloomin3036
    @bluebloomin3036 5 місяців тому +861

    The way your friends "helped" you during your trip is absolutely upsetting

    • @Forrest1989
      @Forrest1989 Місяць тому +47

      "friends"

    • @StarmenRock
      @StarmenRock День тому +3

      thats a great way to know who's who. quickest way to dislike someone

  • @ohboymegaman1
    @ohboymegaman1 3 роки тому +8174

    "I was at the Misfits house..."
    I understand the whole story came to be based on that one sentence.

  • @tommyaguirre3479
    @tommyaguirre3479 3 роки тому +9925

    I saw a comment in cooper's video saying "why is high ted just normal ted but with less movement" and i thought that was pretty funny

    • @dani-de4bp
      @dani-de4bp 3 роки тому +15

      Which is the vid

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 3 роки тому +11

      haha what a classic

    • @gigabiteps8726
      @gigabiteps8726 3 роки тому +3

      I like your profile picture

    • @cans2719
      @cans2719 3 роки тому +60

      i like how the top comment is someone just saying that someone else’s comment was funny

    • @henrymunnich1648
      @henrymunnich1648 3 роки тому +6

      @@dani-de4bp "Lunch club does LA" by CscoopVEVO its not on the channel he linked

  • @SoSoDEVIL
    @SoSoDEVIL 5 місяців тому +567

    MAD weird to fuck with someone who is going through this

  • @getmilked6216
    @getmilked6216 6 місяців тому +827

    the actual nightmare blunt rotation

    • @Grzma
      @Grzma 2 місяці тому +50

      Right? I don't know these people and the video footage was so minimal, but man those look like the worst vibes ever. I would not want to be in such a vulnerable state surrounded by people like that.

  • @DxAxMxD
    @DxAxMxD 3 роки тому +5064

    That Nerds Rope took him straight to Big Lion.

  • @r.m3113
    @r.m3113 3 роки тому +5380

    Ted: (Having the ride of his life).
    Shlatt: *I tHiNk YoU nEeD aNoThEr StIcK oF bUtTeR*

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 3 роки тому +132

      Legend says theres still not enough butter

    • @gooball2005
      @gooball2005 3 роки тому +44

      shlatt

    • @98DogCcoin
      @98DogCcoin 3 роки тому +18

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @techterra3795
      @techterra3795 3 роки тому +25

      Shlatt : but what if it was shaped into an apple?

    • @eco4458
      @eco4458 3 роки тому +3

      @@gooball2005 shlatt

  • @Papppppppppppa
    @Papppppppppppa 10 місяців тому +516

    3 years later and its still fuck schlatt for this one

    • @ryleighbark7353
      @ryleighbark7353 3 місяці тому +37

      yea i enjoy his content but he was mean

    • @flask223
      @flask223 2 місяці тому

      Fr

    • @hawks9142
      @hawks9142 Місяць тому +8

      He talks about how he realized it was stupid after he took weed later.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 20 днів тому

      hes cruel as fuck for this ngl

    • @colonelcrackerz2320
      @colonelcrackerz2320 6 годин тому

      @@hawks9142where’d he mention it?

  • @MattDiaz1915
    @MattDiaz1915 5 місяців тому +426

    Yea when someone is having a bad drug experience that's when compassion mode is supposed to kick in, people don't realize how paranoid and uncomfortable you can get and doing things like touching you when you don't want to be touch makes you want to freak.

  • @rozu583
    @rozu583 3 роки тому +4122

    Now imagine if he wasn't a giant. He would've disintegrated.

    • @rockyteeth
      @rockyteeth 3 роки тому +273

      as someone who’s like, 5’2” and 110 pounds i would just, *die*

    • @deepdive1338
      @deepdive1338 3 роки тому +64

      @@rockyteeth 5'4 here 120, first time was 150, crazy experience that was

    • @drakeeberth2477
      @drakeeberth2477 3 роки тому +11

      Looooooool I’m 5’10 and I’ve eaten well over 1000mgs all at once and I was fine lol still smoking

    • @Shock002
      @Shock002 3 роки тому +106

      @@drakeeberth2477 ok

    • @lily-mt9yr
      @lily-mt9yr 3 роки тому +12

      @@rockyteeth okay same i literally greened out one time it was TRAUMATIC

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler 2 роки тому +20338

    Swagger: “We had a pretty reasonable setup where we had the drugs that looked like food right next to the food”

    • @RiverPhobia
      @RiverPhobia 2 роки тому +148

      250 likes and no replies? Drugs no go next to food

    • @mobster3252
      @mobster3252 2 роки тому +796

      Seriously! He is explaining it like it made total sense and was a safe set up but…it really wasn’t.

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 2 роки тому +641

      The concept of having a spectrum makes sense unless you just… don’t explain it

    • @lucamixes6342
      @lucamixes6342 2 роки тому +62

      Tbh I would make the same mistake he did 🤣

    • @BlueKnupp
      @BlueKnupp 2 роки тому +51

      @@lucamixes6342 same but I just wouldn't panic cause when you panic it is so so much worse also trampolines are so nice when that high as long as people aren't dicks and jump next to you XD

  • @sp4c3jam
    @sp4c3jam 10 місяців тому +1394

    When you said “my body feels like rubber bands” I felt that because the time I got obscenely high I remember telling my roommates “my feet feel like highways.” and it made perfect sense at the time because everything was TOO DAMN MUCH.

    • @D._Von
      @D._Von 5 місяців тому +34

      The times I’ve taken more than 20mg, I described myself as ‘living in a noneuclidean world,’ and ‘existing as the subject of a bill wurtz video.’ I couldn’t differentiate reality from dream and imagination. I’d hear things that weren’t there, I remember blips of conversations that never happened. I was hearing but it was if every sound hwere the same, and yet I could hear all the same. It felt I was sitting along the edge of a serene calm and raging anxiety. It was a very mid experience, I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s been months and I haven’t touched a puff of weed since.

    • @w4l1ow56
      @w4l1ow56 4 місяці тому +14

      i once said to my boyfriend that “we all feel like popcorn” …to this day i still dont know what that means…

    • @AmyWildstyle
      @AmyWildstyle 4 місяці тому +4

      I like to describe my body as feeling like "a blob of firm jello"

    • @vanessaanneVA
      @vanessaanneVA 4 місяці тому +4

      reminds me of when my arms felt like they were literally swimming in honey and my feet felt like they were in kinetic sand

    • @avatem09
      @avatem09 3 місяці тому +6

      im high and that is poetic as fuck that is beautiful and i hope you keep writing I tihnk youre spectacuar

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina 10 місяців тому +1658

    I know no one's ever overdosed with weed before but I get super annoyed when partygoers don't take people getting sick at parties seriously. People laughing at someone getting sick or saying they can "sleep it off" aren't friends. They're negligent, people die that way. Also a hospital isn't going to report underage people or illegal drug use to the police, they're there to treat it so no one would get in trouble.

    • @user-gw5kq1hi5g
      @user-gw5kq1hi5g 6 місяців тому +93

      yeah i had to get hospitalized bc i was given wayyyy too much for my first time and i tried hurting myself. my friend just kept telling me to sleep it off but my brain literally felt like it was going to explode and all i could remember was her laughing at me while texting her friends. so traumatic

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 6 місяців тому

      @@user-gw5kq1hi5g That isn't a friend

    • @brandaoberg4841
      @brandaoberg4841 5 місяців тому +38

      Anything that can make you throw up can kill you while you're sleeping

    • @user-hi8or6lo6t
      @user-hi8or6lo6t 5 місяців тому +1

      Bro what are you even talking about lmao yeah if you're dealing with weed or any pyschadelic you can indeed just sleep it off

    • @taylorrobert9495
      @taylorrobert9495 5 місяців тому +6

      People have overdosed from weed

  • @thatboy3930
    @thatboy3930 3 роки тому +5822

    The fastest ways to stop feeling high
    - Physical Activity, sports etc
    - Eating
    - Showering
    - Sleeping
    - Getting arrested

    • @laurarom5043
      @laurarom5043 3 роки тому +87

      I would like but it's at 69 and I can't upset that e equilibrium

    • @bayoanocasio4714
      @bayoanocasio4714 3 роки тому +15

      Laura Rom you have no excuse now, like the comment >:)

    • @big_-guy102
      @big_-guy102 3 роки тому +1

      True

    • @evanecker7724
      @evanecker7724 3 роки тому +17

      -taking a full gram dab

    • @Alster123456
      @Alster123456 3 роки тому +51

      Dude he took so much though. That combined with no tolerance...

  • @dankahank8069
    @dankahank8069 3 роки тому +4848

    This is THE definition of "These edibles ain't shi-"

  • @rachelmiller3532
    @rachelmiller3532 10 місяців тому +4885

    This is solid proof that Schlatt is a terrible person to be high with

    • @trippykay
      @trippykay 10 місяців тому +575

      or just a terrible person in general

    • @antomations7228
      @antomations7228 9 місяців тому +36

      @@trippykayok

    • @jennerhirata8404
      @jennerhirata8404 9 місяців тому +455

      @@trippykaywell we already know he is based off of what he did back in ‘99

    • @sansisntness
      @sansisntness 8 місяців тому +351

      nightmare blunt rotation

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 8 місяців тому +99

      @@trippykayi have first hand experience with what happened in 1999. i’m writing this with one hand and it’s not just because i’m wacking

  • @PinkyPonky03
    @PinkyPonky03 6 місяців тому +361

    Ted: actively dying
    Schlatt: trying to make it 10x worse

    • @lorelaimorace-kk1xz
      @lorelaimorace-kk1xz 3 місяці тому +27

      i would hate that and wouldn't be friends anymore

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 3 місяці тому

      ​@@lorelaimorace-kk1xznah it funny

    • @TeeheeX23
      @TeeheeX23 Місяць тому +20

      @@lorelaimorace-kk1xz I don't know the thing is, schlat had at that time never been around people that smoked or even smoked himself. I could totally believe he didn't really grasp the strugle ted was in.

  • @wetsocks42_50
    @wetsocks42_50 3 роки тому +5907

    He didnt get stoned, he got the whole boulder

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 3 роки тому +6516

    "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "Well, yeah. Of course they're edible. That's why I'm eating them."

    • @dovahfruit9503
      @dovahfruit9503 3 роки тому +68

      i honestly thats he was gonna say that

    • @ParzivalTheThird
      @ParzivalTheThird 3 роки тому +60

      _continues after a short moment of silence_

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 3 роки тому +29

      Tbf i would say that sober

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 3 роки тому +23

      thats such a charlie thing to say

    • @vixelkee4636
      @vixelkee4636 3 роки тому +5

      Im your 1000th like, i feel like ive achieved something

  • @crystalrose4714
    @crystalrose4714 10 місяців тому +613

    I 100% relate to this. I accidently ate a 300mg edible my first time getting high; it was painful, dizzying, and shitty. I couldn't tell if my eyes were open or not. My sister had to pry my eyes open to get drops in. I was either glued to the couch or crying face down on the floor. I was high for 3 days. Never again

    • @kaydenrose1557
      @kaydenrose1557 7 місяців тому +12

      i black out too then i’ll come back and be so scared.. i’m glad im not alone

    • @Biggiecheeseness
      @Biggiecheeseness 7 місяців тому +5

      That’s so horrible I’m so sorry!

    • @joselyn9640
      @joselyn9640 6 місяців тому +11

      I did this before too and called 911 because I thought I was going to die

    • @Biggiecheeseness
      @Biggiecheeseness 6 місяців тому +4

      @@joselyn9640 yeah, you ain’t gonna die, but If you green out, it’s best to get to emerge anyways. Smart on you

    • @Greyhuskey1940
      @Greyhuskey1940 4 місяці тому +6

      first time I got high I used...like 2 gummies 20mg I think total...it was my first time so my body never experienced that feeling so I was...at first it felt nice buzzing....then it got stronger and I was nervous...especially since my mom was cooking busy not near me and when i went up she had me cut the onions and my dad was there....my dad got very annoyed when I want beer sometimes so i was really scared what he would think if he saw me high on marijuana...doesn't help voices were swimmy and my vision was actually tilted and it would almost hurt....if i stood or sat still luckily he didn't find out and eventually it went down but yeah....even now when I do edibles I still have an intense feeling of dizziness and blood pressure cuffs all over my arms and legs

  • @ashbeatte
    @ashbeatte 3 місяці тому +94

    The friends are absolute nightmare blunt rotation.

  • @tobyowen-hughes1306
    @tobyowen-hughes1306 3 роки тому +4996

    The "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!"
    "hmmmmmm"
    Gets me every time.

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd 3 роки тому +14

      Time stamp?

    • @tobyowen-hughes1306
      @tobyowen-hughes1306 3 роки тому +25

      @@Unknown-ke6jd I'm pretty sure it's 4:02

    • @Unknown-ke6jd
      @Unknown-ke6jd 3 роки тому +6

      @@tobyowen-hughes1306 tyy

    • @MAX-ENERGY_5678
      @MAX-ENERGY_5678 3 роки тому +3

      question i am 330 lbs ive taken 800 mg and nothing happens is this just me or are my edibles bunk

    • @Breakdown5297
      @Breakdown5297 3 роки тому +3

      @@MAX-ENERGY_5678 you prolly just have a good tolerance

  • @dead.set.on.life.
    @dead.set.on.life. 3 роки тому +12984

    Bro the way you're talking about weed is like listening to an undercover cop recall a sting operation from the 80s

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  3 роки тому +2064

      LOL

    • @chssybuttwaffles1320
      @chssybuttwaffles1320 3 роки тому +74

      @@TedNivison ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) peril. )))))))))))))))))

    • @szymonnowicki8412
      @szymonnowicki8412 3 роки тому +118

      I didn't expect Ted to still look at comments under a video posted 7 months ago

    • @biggiecheese128
      @biggiecheese128 3 роки тому +37

      Ted knows most of the comments here are comedy gold

    • @yumilol1132
      @yumilol1132 3 роки тому +3

      @@biggiecheese128 right

  • @marissal.2349
    @marissal.2349 4 місяці тому +67

    I feel like this is the least calming or supportive environment you could've been in. Loud music/tv, overhead lighting, friends just filming you and giving you a hard time. Sorry your friends didn't do more to make it a more hospitable environment :/

  • @sapphis_lazuli
    @sapphis_lazuli 3 місяці тому +75

    if ever there was a scenario in which "nightmare blunt rotation" is applicable, it's this

  • @caesar_19
    @caesar_19 3 роки тому +3922

    I feel like I've heard this story from everyone but Ted himself

  • @pj8844
    @pj8844 3 роки тому +1678

    Schlatt: "Ted, i think you nee another stick of butter."
    Me: *Minecraft crafting recipes in real life flashbacks*

    • @azure9905
      @azure9905 3 роки тому +45

      These are cocoa beans.
      These are cocoa beans.
      *These are cocoa beans.*

    • @cojack1118
      @cojack1118 3 роки тому +9

      What are those?
      Those are eggshells.

    • @pj8844
      @pj8844 3 роки тому +4

      Cojack 111 chicken sprinkles

    • @creathechiboi
      @creathechiboi 3 роки тому +4

      azure
      Those are cocoa beans...

    • @octangulaa
      @octangulaa 3 роки тому +7

      It’s just chaos in the kitchen, that’s his brand.

  • @tay2944
    @tay2944 5 місяців тому +119

    Bad friends. I accidentally took 400mg and thought I was on the Truman show for hours. Lots of anxiety and thought the government was spying on me. Sleep was a relief but I could not for hours. It was worse than acid for me

  • @zacksimmons8780
    @zacksimmons8780 5 місяців тому +171

    homie was wearing SHOES on 400mg? that’s his first mistake

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 Місяць тому +1

      Could you explain why??? I'm a writer, and these little tidbits are knowledge are pretty great to have on hand!

    • @MichaelJGarrick
      @MichaelJGarrick Місяць тому

      @@soaringspirits2267 If your sense of touch is SO ELEVATED, being in constrictive outfits like shoes fucking SUCK
      Personal experience

    • @cowcannon8883
      @cowcannon8883 22 дні тому +4

      @@soaringspirits2267 its because when your shoes are off you tend to be at home or somewhere comfortable, and in his case he was touch sensitive so less pressure on your feet can help. some may be uncomfortable bare foot, so socks are plenty comfy if barefoot isnt an option.

    • @soaringspirits2267
      @soaringspirits2267 21 день тому

      @@cowcannon8883 OHHHH. Makes sense! Tysm for replying!!!

  • @avee5771
    @avee5771 3 роки тому +4966

    This video is just “This edible ain’t shi- AAAAAASSSAAAAAAAHHAHA”

    • @wazzza.208
      @wazzza.208 3 роки тому +62

      and then "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for the rest of it

    • @gimmerqueen
      @gimmerqueen 3 роки тому +10

      elmo is a glove

    • @captainhellhound7451
      @captainhellhound7451 3 роки тому +4

      This is just how the use of edibles go

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 11 місяців тому +1

      Sega playstation

    • @Patt_sbm
      @Patt_sbm 8 місяців тому

      @@I_Like_Ike53fr

  • @Brningstar
    @Brningstar 3 роки тому +3403

    Carson going straight to wikihow is the most carson thing ever

    • @n37her28
      @n37her28 3 роки тому +96

      If only big lion was there to help

    • @charliekirby_
      @charliekirby_ 3 роки тому +44

      N37HER he’s so powerful. Too powerful

    • @xzandyx21
      @xzandyx21 3 роки тому +4

      Aye 420 likes

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 3 роки тому +10

      that's not the most carson thing ever....

    • @kaid6486
      @kaid6486 3 роки тому +44

      @@superblaze1 he would’ve texted a minor for help

  • @MelodyWasTaken
    @MelodyWasTaken 10 місяців тому +525

    Like Ted, my highest has only been 25mg, and that was a really fun, but 7-hour and completely exhausting experience, one where I was feeling the "after-effects" the entire next day.
    I literally cannot physically imagine how awful 400mg could possibly be. I was getting anxiety just from listening to this story.

    • @tylerhughes5420
      @tylerhughes5420 6 місяців тому +2

      I drop 1250 on the weekend

    • @bethantucker3201
      @bethantucker3201 5 місяців тому +1

      that is literally nothing…

    • @nobodyofimportance3922
      @nobodyofimportance3922 5 місяців тому +70

      ​@@tylerhughes5420 bro your addiction isn't the flex you think it is

    • @tylerhughes5420
      @tylerhughes5420 5 місяців тому

      @@nobodyofimportance3922 lol ok 👌

    • @kadenburton9860
      @kadenburton9860 5 місяців тому +3

      Mine was 30 and my buddy said “hold on tight cause your about to go on a ride” and bro I- 😭🤣

  • @EnnuiOwO
    @EnnuiOwO 5 місяців тому +42

    I remember when I was greening out hard and my friends just ignored me. I was rocking back and forth, white as a ghost fighting for my life, and they were the most nonchalant motherfuckers on the planet acting like I didn't exist. It didn't help the fact that I already didn't feel alive/real. I'm not friends with those people anymore.

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 3 місяці тому +2

      good that sounds terrible im sorry that happened to you

    • @nyct0phile
      @nyct0phile Місяць тому

      god i had the same exact experience i was so sick. im not friends with my group either but it took me awhile after the event to realize they were not good people in general. i thought the comfort i was asking for way way too much :/ its the bare minimum in these situations

    • @rusty-button
      @rusty-button 19 днів тому

      What asshats, good on you for not hanging around them anymore

  • @pbtbp
    @pbtbp 3 роки тому +4444

    i sent this to my boyfriend and he responded with, “this guy sounds like he is gonna explain the chemical compounds of copper”

    • @wilfordbrimley1506
      @wilfordbrimley1506 3 роки тому +99

      Insanely accurate

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 3 роки тому +96

      Like Noah said, “Ted is a big dog around kids”

    • @dewcranzz
      @dewcranzz 3 роки тому +8

      @@Raf-qz7ih weirdly enough never tried to prove him wrong

    • @graya.d.957
      @graya.d.957 3 роки тому +60

      The chemical compound of copper...is copper.

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 3 роки тому +7

      @@graya.d.957 I think you're confusing the word "compounds" with "composition"

  • @ballsack123
    @ballsack123 3 роки тому +1777

    “Is it all just pain?” Ooooooohhhh so many things to say but I can’t describe them all.

  • @masonjarboe9926
    @masonjarboe9926 10 місяців тому +316

    I have been personally victimized by this specific edible; a friend’s husband brought one home from California and told me “yeah it’s a normal sized dose” and then I ate the entire thing in five minutes and then spent either an hour or 15 years in traffic going home 😂

    • @papierbak
      @papierbak 5 місяців тому +10

      LOL driving under the influence. That's so lit bruhhhhhh

    • @OblivionEight
      @OblivionEight 5 місяців тому +19

      ​@@papierbak They were probably driven home by a friend

  • @saulortiz3634
    @saulortiz3634 10 місяців тому +67

    Dude I literally have a 500mg edible in my hands at this moment and I haven't smoked for almost 4-5 years THANK GOD I SAW THIS VIDEO AT THE RIGHT MOMMENT CAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO BITE HALF OF IT THINKING I WAS STARTING AT A LOW DOSE BY EATING HALF OF IT... YOU LITERALLY SAVED ME FROM THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE 😳🙆🛐

    • @willevensen7130
      @willevensen7130 5 місяців тому +4

      I’m on the verge of greening out rn because of this shit 😂

  • @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851
    @thriftstorepierrotdoll9851 3 роки тому +4003

    “that’s gonna turn me into a different organism” is the funniest shit you could’ve possibly said about that massager

    • @benbignell
      @benbignell 3 роки тому +54

      That is something only someone in a different dimension could say

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 роки тому +64

      Naaahhhh I liked “I will jujitsu you, bitch”

    • @axeledits8409
      @axeledits8409 3 роки тому +8

      I actually thought he said orgasm at first-

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 3 роки тому

      Oh my god that’s true lol

    • @xlink9777
      @xlink9777 3 роки тому

      I had the thousandth like :D

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 3 роки тому +2583

    "Crossing my i's, dotting my t's"
    Imagine getting a poster signed by "ied Ntvtson".

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 3 роки тому +161

      A poster signed by a high ted is probably more valued than a poster signed by a sober ted.

    • @jamemhm
      @jamemhm 3 роки тому +46

      The good news is you can fuck up cursive and just claim it’s your way of writing it

    • @hiphyro
      @hiphyro 3 роки тому +16

      The ied is for died cuz that’s pretty much what happened to him

    • @LlamaTF2
      @LlamaTF2 3 роки тому

      Wait you said tit

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII 3 роки тому +1

      @@hiphyro no its for IED because an IED fucking killed him

  • @whyisraven
    @whyisraven 3 місяці тому +34

    I know schlatt is well, schlatt, but like, he was an ass for doing that to you at your worst

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 10 місяців тому +130

    Just hearing that he unknowingly consumed an edible made me feel anxiety. I’ve gotten super high before (definitely not that high), and it was awful. I am now much more careful.

  • @lukemiller9833
    @lukemiller9833 3 роки тому +2310

    Ted: noooooo you can’t just cause me immeasurable pain while I’m high
    Schlatt: haha massager go brrr

    • @theoneandonlythe5th138
      @theoneandonlythe5th138 3 роки тому +105

      Luke Miller he was just helpin get the lactic acid flowin

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 3 роки тому +50

      Nothing like kicking someone while he's down

    • @danielg7245
      @danielg7245 3 роки тому +23

      Helping the juices flow

    • @pw4513
      @pw4513 3 роки тому +15

      nah he he was just you know, gettin the juices flowin

    • @unaisqureshi5812
      @unaisqureshi5812 3 роки тому +13

      Schlatt just thought that Ted needed another stick of butter

  • @Jordan-df6ps
    @Jordan-df6ps 3 роки тому +5610

    "accidental" and "400mg edible" are two words that should never be in a sentence together.

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 3 роки тому +4

      But you just did

    • @Hollis.Hopper12
      @Hollis.Hopper12 3 роки тому +8

      *It’s 6 words*

    • @m1LKbagzz
      @m1LKbagzz 3 роки тому +82

      @@Hollis.Hopper12 its straight up not 6 words

    • @Hollis.Hopper12
      @Hollis.Hopper12 3 роки тому +2

      MiLkBaGzz 4 hundred milligram edible

    • @m1LKbagzz
      @m1LKbagzz 3 роки тому +56

      @@Hollis.Hopper12 that still isn't 6 words

  • @heckinlmao
    @heckinlmao 2 місяці тому +18

    Hey guys, your friendly neighbourhood stoner here. Having a nice warm shower and just sitting at the bottom of it can help if you are having a bad trip. It can ground you. Also always remember to remind yourself that it will go away. that its just the weed and you will be ok :)

  • @dorothyvalter-brown1251
    @dorothyvalter-brown1251 29 днів тому +10

    Ted talking about how touch became so overstimulating it was painful
    Me with autism: Look at what they need to mimic just a FRACTION of our power!

  • @romeeb7712
    @romeeb7712 3 роки тому +2958

    "so i was at the misfits' house" top ten words before disaster

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 3 роки тому +15

      That was 7 words

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 3 роки тому +73

      @@humanperson5876 I've seen stupidity but this is stupidity on a whole nover level comin from your mind

    • @humanperson5876
      @humanperson5876 3 роки тому +6

      @@carlwebber4094 it's 'another' not 'nover' That's just bad grammar

    • @DrewPeabaws
      @DrewPeabaws 3 роки тому +43

      @@humanperson5876 found him! Found the 10 year old!

    • @gltche4840
      @gltche4840 3 роки тому +18

      @@humanperson5876 oh fuck, my head hurts when I read this because this is so stupid

  • @SeanG6
    @SeanG6 3 роки тому +1490

    Everyone needs to experience entering the void at one point in their lives

  • @5hinydrums
    @5hinydrums 10 місяців тому +67

    Ted appearing like a fucking ghoul holding a bag of Skittles at 14:58 was funny as hell

  • @thefareplayer2254
    @thefareplayer2254 9 місяців тому +36

    4:42 This sounds like that scene In Chernobyl when they realized how much radiation it actually was.

  • @dustinthedean7661
    @dustinthedean7661 3 роки тому +3811

    That's why I prefer milk. You can't only feel pain by having 400ml of milk. Only B O N E S

    • @kvoici
      @kvoici 3 роки тому +145

      *laughs awkwardly in lactose intolerance*

    • @annachaloult1587
      @annachaloult1587 3 роки тому +28

      GeneralOddity laughs awkwardly in vegan

    • @cyberspace_bear
      @cyberspace_bear 3 роки тому +79

      everyone else in the comments: haha weed
      dustin: c a l c i u m

    • @ariebrackenridge1453
      @ariebrackenridge1453 3 роки тому +16

      I drank so much milk (like i went through maybe 3-4 gallons a week) that it made me anemic

    • @BenDover-ht5nv
      @BenDover-ht5nv 3 роки тому +3

      Um people that drank milk all there lives have degenerative bone disorders now

  • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733
    @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733 3 роки тому +2444

    "crossing my i's, dotting my t's" okay ied ntvtson

    • @zeroseventhreezero
      @zeroseventhreezero 3 роки тому +9

      Took me a minute

    • @sketchingstudio5552
      @sketchingstudio5552 3 роки тому +32

      this is art. absolute art. leonardo da vinci? frida kahlo? vincent van gogh? nah, my favourite artist is Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult.

    • @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733
      @mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733 3 роки тому +13

      @@sketchingstudio5552 you made my day bro, thanks

    • @sketchingstudio5552
      @sketchingstudio5552 3 роки тому +10

      what a coincidence, you made mine lol
      yay for wholesome internet comversations

    • @tomdebom1346
      @tomdebom1346 3 роки тому +2

      Sketching Studio leonardo da vtnct*

  • @mistertadakichi
    @mistertadakichi 10 місяців тому +50

    Hearing Ted describe his edibles experience really crystallizes for me how I felt when I ate too much brownie at a party & ended up laying down and trying not to think myself to death

  • @ArdFarkable
    @ArdFarkable 10 місяців тому +59

    I nearly died laughing when he double checks the skittles aren't weed! So funny, I can't imagine if they were weed skittles

  • @eliasmsv3156
    @eliasmsv3156 3 роки тому +551

    Ted: Please stop i beg you i just want to be left alone
    Schlatt: Haha massager go brrrr

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly 3 роки тому +3408

    Misfits: "Ted, that's weed."
    Ted: Bravo Six, going dark.

  • @boscopappas234
    @boscopappas234 7 місяців тому +81

    I work at a hospital in Illinois and since it was legalized here a few years ago we get a LOT of patients that come into the ER after ingesting edibles. Either they accidentally ate some like Ted or they ate too much. 90% of the time they’re given a low dose benzodiazepine like Ativan and sent out the door. And let me tell you, edibles combined with benzos is an incredible combination.

    • @summersys
      @summersys 6 місяців тому +3

      The knockout lmao

    • @wrmhle8510
      @wrmhle8510 6 місяців тому +4

      Dont blame the legalization movement for you problems, we fought long and hard to get this medicine legalized

    • @douglassmalls6934
      @douglassmalls6934 5 місяців тому

      @@wrmhle8510 But it literally is the cause. More people who otherwise wouldn't use THC are now using it and many more can now accidentally consume it since it is more abundant. It can be used as medicine but its a drug no matter how you look at it. People get high. People take too much. People have horrible experiences with it.

    • @papierbak
      @papierbak 5 місяців тому +1

      You should just give them an empty iv. For weed "od" you just need to make the patient think there cured but still high. This will almost always fix it.

    • @douglassmalls6934
      @douglassmalls6934 5 місяців тому +8

      @@papierbak Or at most a simple benzo to calm them down from their panic attack or to make them sleep. Works for bad trips on psychedelics too

  • @jayatflyt
    @jayatflyt Місяць тому +8

    i am convinced that cooper is the only close friend in that building who has actually greened out who cares. like he was the only one actually giving a shit about ted's comfort

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      @spiders4540 Місяць тому

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    • @spiders4540
      @spiders4540 Місяць тому

      *PHARMSTAIN* is the handle?

    • @spiders4540
      @spiders4540 Місяць тому

      [They're on Telegram...
      ....

  • @deathcall7779
    @deathcall7779 3 роки тому +2069

    I love how Schlatt said “I think you need another stick of butter”

    • @xyzjalsjekdi
      @xyzjalsjekdi 3 роки тому +9

      I wheezed-

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 роки тому +9

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @confident8132
      @confident8132 3 роки тому +4

      I think you need another stick of butter

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 3 роки тому +2

      @@confident8132 ikr

    • @GhostBouDB
      @GhostBouDB 3 роки тому +3

      @@confident8132 I’m not sure but I have a hunch that you may need another stick of butter

  • @djkhaled6315
    @djkhaled6315 3 роки тому +1513

    misfits are the cause of all weed related accidents

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 3 роки тому +31

      I’m not surprised

    • @IdiotGoggles
      @IdiotGoggles 3 роки тому +11

      This person better not actually be dj khaled

    • @IdiotGoggles
      @IdiotGoggles 3 роки тому +3

      Dj Khaled seriously, r u?

    • @treyramirez8941
      @treyramirez8941 3 роки тому +7

      Lula Marcus do you actually think its dj khaled?

    • @samueltait5883
      @samueltait5883 3 роки тому +8

      @@treyramirez8941 It is the real Dj Khaled!

  • @blairl2702
    @blairl2702 10 місяців тому +56

    had a horrible reaction to 50mg once. all the muscles in my body felt like they were twitching and spasming at once. i was in so much pain and also incredibly disoriented and dizzy. had to lay on my bathroom floor and was dry heaving for about 3 hours. absolutely awful experience. i legitimately thought i was going to die

  • @wearyatlas
    @wearyatlas Місяць тому +5

    The old vs New comments are *very* different in tone, and i’m glad, honestly.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 20 днів тому +2

      yea i thought i was in crazytown when this story first came out and everyone was laughing at how silly ted was for inadvertently getting super high and being tortured by his friends

  • @replayarchive8758
    @replayarchive8758 Рік тому +21374

    its remarkable how unhelpful a group of frequent stoners were at navigating this crisis

    • @iwantadonutbadly
      @iwantadonutbadly Рік тому +299

      @Manannna my bot friend this ain’t the video for that

    • @yourteeth9708
      @yourteeth9708 Рік тому +664

      tbh, I don’t think they know how weed works, nor have they ever not wanted to be high LMAO

    • @sunalt7316
      @sunalt7316 Рік тому +549

      Tbh most of them were probably at least slightly high too

    • @macheteman3832
      @macheteman3832 Рік тому

      Yeah cause he stole their fucking weed

    • @gracett3628
      @gracett3628 Рік тому +606

      @@user-fo8wu5bg6h even if you've worked ur way up to a high tolerance u still know that's objectively a lot. Also you trying to build tolerance on purpose or what my dude?

  • @tobyirving4047
    @tobyirving4047 3 роки тому +1281

    This is what 400mg does to a person. Imagine if he carried on eating the edibles.

    • @TheBogLordofCasper
      @TheBogLordofCasper 3 роки тому +58

      This is what 400mg does to Ted lol. It affects everyone very differently

    • @perryerin
      @perryerin 3 роки тому +11

      He would end up like Matt in the Mild High Club episode of the misfits podcast

    • @wqtter3209
      @wqtter3209 3 роки тому +5

      I don’t think I want to

    • @Sukotchi-py2ip
      @Sukotchi-py2ip 3 роки тому +8

      The next step is the time loop and it is hell

    • @RWBYGaming
      @RWBYGaming 3 роки тому +5

      This is what it does to one person. Majority of those ropes and stoney patch ones are not really 400mg anyways lol. Thats just counterfeit packaging. I personally can go through 500mg and only feel relaxed at best. Tolerance affects how hard it hits too.

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 3 місяці тому +9

    I know this is 3+ years old, but that friend group was the worst at managing Ted's symptoms
    If you notice your friend has taken WAAAY to much THC, calm them down, make them comfy, and make sure they're alright. Cause, I've taken too much edibles before and it was the WORST panic attack of my life and I was by myself cause my roommates were asleep. Just having a friend next to you to make sure you're ok can help out A LOT

  • @cloudeight3887
    @cloudeight3887 6 місяців тому +54

    I’ve come back to this because me and my bf were discussing edibles. I’d once made an edible and I ate the whole thing, and immediately passed out and then was high for two days straight. We calculated how many mg it was, and turns out it was 900mg. Honestly don’t know how I survived that.

    • @Owlleap
      @Owlleap 6 місяців тому +3

      😮

    • @cloudeight3887
      @cloudeight3887 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Owlleap what made it worse was I had a piercing appointment the first day

    • @buggie5990
      @buggie5990 Місяць тому

      ​@@cloudeight3887bet it made it hurt a bit less lmao

    • @cloudeight3887
      @cloudeight3887 Місяць тому +1

      @@buggie5990 it hurt more

    • @buggie5990
      @buggie5990 Місяць тому

      @@cloudeight3887 oh

  • @twigtwigtwig
    @twigtwigtwig 3 роки тому +13977

    i feel like i’ve heard this story so many times from so many people

    • @gordcore1062
      @gordcore1062 3 роки тому +385

      But this is the one we needed in our lives

    • @owentertainment2714
      @owentertainment2714 3 роки тому +127

      That’s probably because you have

    • @charlieking4682
      @charlieking4682 3 роки тому +245

      Coopers version is a fuckin trip thou

    • @dtrracing5233
      @dtrracing5233 3 роки тому +51

      It’s a common mistake

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 3 роки тому +47

      You probably have. Everyone has told it.

  • @willwetterhahn7846
    @willwetterhahn7846 3 роки тому +3448

    Dude was absolutely tweaking. His saliva could probably tranquilize a young child.

    • @DarthYall
      @DarthYall 3 роки тому +208

      I need you to know I'm high right now and this comment started off my giggling and now I can't stop

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 3 роки тому +63

      @@DarthYall I'm so glad

    • @willwetterhahn7846
      @willwetterhahn7846 3 роки тому +51

      @Josue Villegas Ewww a child wouldn't COMSUME it. But if he drooled on an unsuspecting 4 year old.... They're gonna have a bad trip.

    • @banksymoore2926
      @banksymoore2926 3 роки тому +24

      @@willwetterhahn7846 Im 14 and had 600 mg... do I need to say anymore. Never gonna touch edibles again

    • @bath_tubbarracuda845
      @bath_tubbarracuda845 3 роки тому +30

      @@banksymoore2926 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

  • @mariocartmichael6133
    @mariocartmichael6133 8 місяців тому +18

    I did a 500 mg bag before a concert
    Greatest night of my life (i had a panic attack and had to go home)

  • @theocean2521
    @theocean2521 3 роки тому +505

    To me, for some reason the crackers part was way funnier than it should have been

    • @teslamodelxp100d6
      @teslamodelxp100d6 3 роки тому

      i thought it was the only one skdjs

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 3 роки тому +1

      When you don't do any drugs and still do that sometimes....

    • @oldpotatoman4838
      @oldpotatoman4838 3 роки тому

      I have a question for both TheLivelyDead and TedNivison, do you prefer club crackers or saltines?

    • @theocean2521
      @theocean2521 3 роки тому

      OldPotatoMan saltines.

  • @ninjawiz4475
    @ninjawiz4475 2 роки тому +6229

    This is what Mario meant when he said “if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”

    • @laligayer474
      @laligayer474 2 роки тому +30

      underrated comment

    • @Pikpikcarrotzz
      @Pikpikcarrotzz 2 роки тому +13

      “Please.”

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 2 роки тому +62

      I saw this, remember that drug PSA and silently started shaking violently in laughter because I’m laying next to my sleeping husband and I don’t wanna wake him up but gotdam

    • @diegoviramontes2479
      @diegoviramontes2479 2 роки тому +1

      420 likes, nice.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 2 роки тому +6

      JUST SAY YAOI
      - Captain Lou

  • @arizz_00
    @arizz_00 5 місяців тому +11

    Godawful tripsitters 😭

  • @mt2r-music
    @mt2r-music 5 місяців тому +81

    Ted was lucky there wasn’t a shower nearby

    • @Bozobi
      @Bozobi 5 місяців тому +5

      Title of video: "The RyanP Experience"

  • @uhhh_zoned
    @uhhh_zoned 2 роки тому +4343

    That company needs to make a drug-infused Nerds Rope and call it "Nerds Dope"

  • @NeemaFahimy
    @NeemaFahimy Рік тому +7375

    My friend got absurdly high and started doing math equations out loud for some reason. He then started to feel worse and got real quiet. I said "hey do some more math for us" and he said "I'm math-row up" and we all died laughing.

    • @kermit4133
      @kermit4133 Рік тому +157

      @Jennifer Bright you a fed 100%

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Рік тому +5

      Grew nation?
      Grewsum?.

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay Рік тому +15

      @@kermit4133
      True. This reeks of Ops.

    • @notAsexOffenderIswear
      @notAsexOffenderIswear Рік тому +32

      That's does sound like the funniest thing imaginable when high

    • @juf9055
      @juf9055 11 місяців тому +11

      i love people who just do the weirdest shit while high. i used to be like that when i started smoking and i miss it.

  • @hehthar
    @hehthar 3 місяці тому +19

    Not knowing how to make yourself puke is so pure...so innocent.

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 2 місяці тому +1

      ok we get it you're bulimic NOBODY CARES

    • @sidvacant9382
      @sidvacant9382 Місяць тому

      Literally just brush the waaay back of your tongue with a toothbrush and boom instant vomit.

  • @sabrexi7228
    @sabrexi7228 9 місяців тому +21

    Coming back after experiencing something like this but on a much smaller scale really makes me feel for Ted. My experience took me off of it entirely, I can’t imagine what this amount would do to him

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +18580

    This man literally went to Mars before Elon Musk by taking this edible

    • @joshevans3323
      @joshevans3323 3 роки тому +68

      He rly do b everywhere 😔

    • @budmoment8599
      @budmoment8599 3 роки тому +36

      Bruh I've seen you in like half of the videos I watch

    • @Sludgelorrd
      @Sludgelorrd 3 роки тому +5

      never been this early to one of your comments

    • @gelo6099
      @gelo6099 3 роки тому +2

      Dominic Genovese Half? You got it lucky

    • @bluejacket4429
      @bluejacket4429 3 роки тому +1

      Are you new to commenting here perhaps?

  • @imtrippedout
    @imtrippedout 3 роки тому +2479

    this edible ain't shi-
    *hears playboi carti's "tryna be cray" on the background*

    • @morey2187
      @morey2187 3 роки тому +34

      Pissy pamper (kid cudi)*

    • @madskrillz2
      @madskrillz2 3 роки тому +30

      Haha "this edible ain't shit" are possibly the most famous last words.

    • @imtrippedout
      @imtrippedout 3 роки тому +6

      @@madskrillz2 yeah, from Experience. that's why I'm bones now.

    • @driftinghighenough6429
      @driftinghighenough6429 3 роки тому +5

      SMOKIN DOPE LIKE KID CUDI PULL UP AND GET THE SLUGS READY IM WIT ALL DA SHITS

    • @themaninabucket8365
      @themaninabucket8365 3 роки тому +12

      this edible aint shi-
      *Regular Show theme plays*

  • @noum5971
    @noum5971 7 місяців тому +12

    even after 3 years, this is still one of my favorite videos on youtube

  • @nadiastoloff
    @nadiastoloff 6 місяців тому +8

    your awareness is so good. i would have been freaking out. i once did too many cookie edibles and ended up waking up in my car.

  • @KotaJMomo
    @KotaJMomo 3 роки тому +2374

    "My entire body feels like rubber bands." reminds me of when my friend told me he "feels like spaghetti."

    • @fm.burbank8461
      @fm.burbank8461 3 роки тому +4

      eat rubber

    • @birds4breakfast870
      @birds4breakfast870 3 роки тому +12

      How the hell do you feel like spaghetti

    • @lil7906
      @lil7906 3 роки тому +25

      @@birds4breakfast870 wheh you get a little too high your muscles like feel bendy

    • @ryans9029
      @ryans9029 3 роки тому +14

      I had a buddy try explaining how "arm sounds" sound. It was a learning experience for sure.

    • @hushcash8920
      @hushcash8920 3 роки тому +3

      That’s funny lol it’s the only way to describe that feeling

  • @ardenwynne2508
    @ardenwynne2508 3 роки тому +4740

    ted explaining the high is what sensory overload panic attacks feel like

    • @angryartist3170
      @angryartist3170 2 роки тому +266

      right? I was laughing at how hard I related to this as a sober anxiety ridden person.

    • @sleepyclowns
      @sleepyclowns 2 роки тому +73

      well fucking said y'all 😭😭

    • @stephanieirvan1052
      @stephanieirvan1052 2 роки тому +116

      And the everything I touch hurts, welcome to fibromyalgia.

    • @TidmanJ
      @TidmanJ 2 роки тому +2

      @@angryartist3170 i feel you brother

    • @rewindbekind9412
      @rewindbekind9412 2 роки тому +2

      Fact. Exactly.

  • @TheBubblegumgirl14
    @TheBubblegumgirl14 2 місяці тому +5

    Goddamn that's so horrible. I'm sorry those people tormented you through it. I had a bad weed trip once and I don't know how much I took but definitely not THAT much. Glad you made it through

  • @St4rgirl._mj
    @St4rgirl._mj 6 місяців тому +8

    I have to come back to this story every couple of months cause it’s that good 💀

  • @bromcskillz
    @bromcskillz 3 роки тому +2036

    Good video, well edited and had me interested the whole time.
    Disliked and unsubscribed.

  • @juushyy
    @juushyy 2 роки тому +4393

    saw someone say “it feels like constant deja vu when you’re too high” and that shit is so true

    • @chefyanayano
      @chefyanayano 2 роки тому +75

      I experienced it for FIVE HOURS

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 2 роки тому +113

      @@chefyanayano The first time I did edibles I did around 100-200mg, I was feeling like a "time loop hole" kept repeating, and i felt super shaky. Then I tried watching a documentary about drugs and it felt like they were staring at me through the screen lmao

    • @averyroth9367
      @averyroth9367 2 роки тому +102

      i always say it always feels like when you’re in a dream and have that moment where you realize you are in a dream, right before you wake up. that feeling, constantly

    • @santamuerte4090
      @santamuerte4090 2 роки тому +7

      @@averyroth9367 uggh, yes!

    • @bam8606
      @bam8606 2 роки тому +42

      Feels more like your “true self” is a spectator of the body. Hard to explain let’s just say your “higher self” is looking down on your meat suit or better yet Spectator mode in COD. I miss the weed days, but the panics I had on it from times made me not desire it anymore

  • @noorai7626
    @noorai7626 7 місяців тому +6

    he handled this so well dude i started sobbing

  • @Deafkid97
    @Deafkid97 10 місяців тому +2

    I’ve had those same symptoms off of dabbing & theyre so scary i literally convince myself I’m dying every time I just can’t smoke anymore. The shakes are so encompassing & the chills are brutal. Glad you pulled through

  • @teyyo9745
    @teyyo9745 3 роки тому +1608

    When it said “edible story” I was like: Bruh how that story taste?

    • @Bagel920
      @Bagel920 3 роки тому +47

      Like a nerds rope

    • @PillsNotHere
      @PillsNotHere 3 роки тому +13

      So youre as high as me

    • @allfather6346
      @allfather6346 3 роки тому +10

      Damn you were high as hell

    • @jilliansipila7478
      @jilliansipila7478 3 роки тому +5

      i want to like but it’s at 420

    • @bagelgod946
      @bagelgod946 3 роки тому +2

      Jillian Sipila don’t worry it’s no longer at 420 so you can like now.

  • @aliengirl7098
    @aliengirl7098 3 роки тому +2318

    This whole comment section is 9 year olds mixed with weed smokers and i think that’s *quite a combo*

  • @jojobell_
    @jojobell_ 10 місяців тому +3

    I love this video, I come back every couple of months when I think about it and I still laugh every time

  • @luadmo4117
    @luadmo4117 8 місяців тому +4

    Coming back to to this video after having had many experiences with weed and finally appreciating it