The Worst Commercials On TV

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    These are some of the worst commercials on TV. I react to them. Check it out.
    MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
    PATREON ► / actualdannygonzalez
    If you're actually reading this description comment "Fantastic product! I'll take 20"
    WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
    Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on UA-cam, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
    Follow me on Instagram ► / dannygonzalez
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    Follow me on Snapchat ► DannyGoonzalez
    Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
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  • @spooderman4008
    @spooderman4008 4 роки тому +7959

    This bully in my school threatened to punch me! So I turned on the self defence mode on my flashlight. He started doing a funny dance on the ground! It made it really easy to steal his teeth!
    Yo, it's been a year. I made some jewellery out of them, got me a nice set of earrings, a ring and a necklace. I sold the rest on Wish for a pretty penny.

    • @emmettjenner1872
      @emmettjenner1872 4 роки тому +242

      Underated comment

    • @blonddiee8561
      @blonddiee8561 4 роки тому +65

      Spooderman HAHAHA

    • @rokiiyotaka
      @rokiiyotaka 4 роки тому +174

      @MusicFanatic No no you're onto something, I believe the reference comes from a tumblr post of very unsettling threats. Eg. *_I will boil your teeth_* is probably the one you're thinking of lmao.

    • @rabbit5305
      @rabbit5305 4 роки тому +170

      WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT PROFILE PIC

    • @spooderman4008
      @spooderman4008 4 роки тому +107

      @@rabbit5305 That's me! Silly.

  • @angelicaporro4060
    @angelicaporro4060 4 роки тому +2076

    Just wanted to point out that some products like a "slob stopper" are marketed for a larger audience but may be intended for people with disabilities without directly targeting them.

    • @karleighvaughn1286
      @karleighvaughn1286 4 роки тому +154

      I was looking through the comments seeing if anyone else was going to say this. Thanks haha

    • @mammothmoth8967
      @mammothmoth8967 4 роки тому +78

      Ohhhhh that makes since

    • @NoOne-yp8ot
      @NoOne-yp8ot 4 роки тому +171

      Yeah, actually. A large number of ASOTV products are intended for those with disabilities, such as the toilet paper holder or the stick-on handle for getting in/out of the tub.

    • @shaunandthebugs
      @shaunandthebugs 4 роки тому +83

      @@NoOne-yp8ot those stick on handles are helpful if you can't drill things down because of a landlord. 10/10 would recommend

    • @LilRing
      @LilRing 4 роки тому +49

      Now I feel bad about laughing at it

  • @hailingfireandash
    @hailingfireandash 10 місяців тому +860

    "If I was a dad I'd be getting this immediately"
    This aged extremely well.

    • @howdy9451
      @howdy9451 5 місяців тому +56

      danny gonzalez is a daddy gonzalez now

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 5 місяців тому +15

      yah hes literally a dad now

    • @mammadragon8108
      @mammadragon8108 5 місяців тому +20

      HES A DAD???

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 4 місяці тому

      ​@@mammadragon8108yeah

    • @naia1362
      @naia1362 4 місяці тому +19

      @@mammadragon8108yeah lol he and Laura had a son in September

  • @Teraperf
    @Teraperf 2 роки тому +855

    For the longest time I didn’t realize that the music at the end wasn’t on purpose. I always thought it was like a running joke that you got cut off halfway through your outro.

    • @notaboomer2360
      @notaboomer2360 2 роки тому +8

      HAHAHA

    • @whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174
      @whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 Рік тому +65

      wait it isn't on purpose? or are you joking? please I need to know

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink Рік тому +188

      @@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 if i remember right, he had his old outro music copyright claimed so he went back and replaced it all with generic royalty free music to avoid losing revenue

    • @etekweb
      @etekweb Рік тому +97

      @@SkiddlyBink yup -- the best part is that some of the videos (like this one) they claimed the wrong section of the video. So you still hear the original outro song at the end but not the actual content of the video...

    • @drawingdingus6863
      @drawingdingus6863 Рік тому +96

      I think it was originally Mr.Sandman or some remix of it if I remember right. But yeah he got copyrighted for it and had to just dub over that section for every past video. But it lead to us getting the “This video is over now” song so I’m pretty happy about that

  • @MothMyMando
    @MothMyMando 4 роки тому +4993

    “Unplanned accidents” wait are there planned ones? Am I doing accidents wrong?

    • @metamemez
      @metamemez 4 роки тому +98

      Hermes unplanned accidents is basically the definition of accidents lol

    • @channah2542
      @channah2542 4 роки тому +55

      Wouldn’t that be the opposite of accident then??

    • @atmospherico3280
      @atmospherico3280 4 роки тому +114

      You gotta make sure to plan the unplanned accidents

    • @arzoochoithramani6633
      @arzoochoithramani6633 4 роки тому +8

      amphyrrix planned incident???

    • @L0ST_P4G3
      @L0ST_P4G3 4 роки тому +9

      I think so...

  • @mckaleighwatson3942
    @mckaleighwatson3942 4 роки тому +14192

    Hit the robber hard enough with it and everything has a defense mode.

    • @averageaverys4033
      @averageaverys4033 4 роки тому +453

      I like your style

    • @TheBakingSeal
      @TheBakingSeal 4 роки тому +263

      Marshmallows

    • @Azerty13_
      @Azerty13_ 4 роки тому +290

      hit him with a feather hard enough and you might be able to kill them

    • @chuchow313
      @chuchow313 4 роки тому +130

      smoll bean SPAGHETTI

    • @megamanhikari8095
      @megamanhikari8095 4 роки тому +102

      @@chuchow313 if you do it right lmaoo

  • @gollygod
    @gollygod 2 роки тому +214

    The dog one saying "it works for any dog to train out bad behaviors!" is bullshit. I doubt that can of air will have any affect on my _deaf_ dog

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 2 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @DarkShard5728
      @DarkShard5728 10 місяців тому +16

      You see, they're supposed to sense the simple existance of the can and collapse into a puddle at its presence.
      what the fuck am i saying

    • @jjanggulane
      @jjanggulane 20 днів тому +2

      @@DarkShard5728no no you were onto something

  • @saintsomnia8030
    @saintsomnia8030 2 роки тому +447

    Watching old Danny videos is always a gamble as to whether I'll get jumpscared by the music at the end

    • @notaboomer2360
      @notaboomer2360 2 роки тому +32

      It’s because his original outro music got copyright striked and he had to replace all the audio with it with another audio. If you turn on captions you can still know what he’s saying lol. He didn’t do it on every video because it was tedious so he only did it on popular ones

    • @TaylorTheShark
      @TaylorTheShark 11 місяців тому +2

      SHARK PUP EEEEEEE

    • @haandotexe
      @haandotexe 10 місяців тому +22

      I always love getting absolutely TURNT to farmer in the dell because the knowledge of the fact that he painstakingly spent several days manually replacing the audio in every one of his videos is hilarious to me and always makes me smile.

  • @wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519
    @wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519 3 роки тому +4378

    I had a tac light and put it in a cup of water to see if it was actually waterproof and it immediately stopped working

    • @samanthaweber2195
      @samanthaweber2195 3 роки тому +176

      Seriously??

    • @wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519
      @wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519 3 роки тому +191

      @@samanthaweber2195 yea

    • @chiseii
      @chiseii 3 роки тому +56

      lol

    • @Raigatu
      @Raigatu 3 роки тому +532

      Cringe Control it only survives in 212 degrees water

    • @Goomba456
      @Goomba456 3 роки тому +135

      They were giving them away at my store, can confirm

  • @binglebongletimey
    @binglebongletimey 5 років тому +10324

    As someone with epilepsy i am now having second thoughts about my crime life

    • @JoeL-bg5ys
      @JoeL-bg5ys 5 років тому +285

      Geórgia Santos- Why Did I Chuckle Slightly At That..

    • @ahnifollett
      @ahnifollett 5 років тому +44

      🤣

    • @IsaElle
      @IsaElle 5 років тому +29

      Same

    • @delaneys6726
      @delaneys6726 5 років тому +198

      Well. Guess I'm not robbing anyone soon. Shoot there goes my future job

    • @pootrpan3117
      @pootrpan3117 5 років тому +27

      *FBI:*shoot him down

  • @rats6894
    @rats6894 9 місяців тому +147

    now that danny's gonna be a dad, i expect to see him dancing like a maniac

  • @the1-upclub98
    @the1-upclub98 Рік тому +136

    "Just aim and shoot... the ball... into the cup." That delivery was perfect. XD

  • @philipbusk6632
    @philipbusk6632 4 роки тому +3880

    The “aircraft grade aluminum” claim always cracks me up. I’m an aircraft mechanic and we use the same aluminum that everyone else does.

    • @haimantidas10
      @haimantidas10 4 роки тому +452

      So technically they didn't lie🤣🤣🤣

    • @thickboi3743
      @thickboi3743 4 роки тому +97

      Sorry for late reply but what is it like being a mechanic for aircraft?

    • @gokur0cks
      @gokur0cks 4 роки тому +92

      I guess it is aircraft grade then

    • @AlexanderLeset
      @AlexanderLeset 4 роки тому +13

      @@thickboi3743 It fucking sucks.

    • @ProSrbgames
      @ProSrbgames 4 роки тому +23

      Its aluMINIum,for fucks sake .

  • @macoy3943
    @macoy3943 5 років тому +5904

    Your husband is spending hours Potty Putting
    What do you do:
    1. Pee in his mouth
    2. *DIVORCE*

  • @eel_3
    @eel_3 2 роки тому +123

    Imagine being Danny’s wife and just walking by the bathroom and hearing her husband screaming with a sign that says screaming and pooping do not disturb on the doorknob. Just walk away girl, walk away

  • @grizzgrizz7676
    @grizzgrizz7676 9 місяців тому +78

    “If I was a dad I would be getting these immediately-I would be dancing like crazy” well Danny looks like that company’s making a profit this October

    • @tetia8922
      @tetia8922 9 місяців тому

      Was abt to comment this

  • @corvidcreaturesartandanimation
    @corvidcreaturesartandanimation 4 роки тому +4645

    “Everybody has skin”
    *well, I would hope so*

  • @ruthwalton3703
    @ruthwalton3703 5 років тому +3139

    “Can your flash light do this?” * flashlight does a back flip*
    “Or this?” Does the splits

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac 11 місяців тому +63

    7:45 this aged well ❤️😅

  • @frankoconnell6745
    @frankoconnell6745 9 місяців тому +20

    “You know if I was a dad”
    Well you are now Danny so CONGRATS 🎉🎊🍾🎈

  • @marekb1556
    @marekb1556 4 роки тому +6300

    Me: *sees robber, immediately pulls out flashlight*
    Robber: *pulls out flashlight too*
    Me: wait, thats illegal

    • @penguintato3752
      @penguintato3752 4 роки тому +194

      Me: *pulls out 2 flashlights*

    • @-CaptainRavioli
      @-CaptainRavioli 4 роки тому +162

      God: let there be light
      Me: *takes it*
      God: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @KlintKaras
      @KlintKaras 4 роки тому +46

      We need more good guys with a flashlight.

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 4 роки тому +39

      Me: *takes out another flashlight*

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella 4 роки тому +7

      So is the burglary! 😄

  • @juliii648
    @juliii648 6 років тому +7556

    Things I find attractive in a boy:
    Good personality ❌
    Nice hair ❌
    An adult bib ✅😍😩

    • @pinkmilk9186
      @pinkmilk9186 6 років тому +6

      Julia Boolia hellthy junk food fan?

    • @loganmiller7827
      @loganmiller7827 6 років тому +213

      So what you're saying is, is that I'm totally, 100% your type?

    • @beans5531
      @beans5531 6 років тому +102

      I’m your man

    • @juliii648
      @juliii648 6 років тому +42

      Babydaisylover I guess so :)

    • @juliii648
      @juliii648 6 років тому +39

      illumination ayy

  • @PricillaPrincess
    @PricillaPrincess 10 місяців тому +6

    7:46 “You know if I was a dad, I would be getting these immediately.” Dannyyyyy it’s time

  • @hana__banana
    @hana__banana 2 роки тому +25

    I am high-key interested in the birdhouse thing. I love watching those flying fluffballs.

  • @bbqchipz1513
    @bbqchipz1513 5 років тому +3497

    "Does Your Flashlight Have A Self Defense Mode?" *starts slamming heavy flashlight over random stranger's heads*

  • @stablekat5011
    @stablekat5011 3 роки тому +2120

    Once I got an ad that was called “taxact”and the slogan was ‘“surprisingly legal”

    • @shanestaley6595
      @shanestaley6595 3 роки тому +160

      that slogan is really common in ads where i am, its concerning

    • @kaisquared6840
      @kaisquared6840 3 роки тому +49

      I'm scared

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 3 роки тому +27

      Tea.

    • @ashton2099
      @ashton2099 3 роки тому +14

      @@aisha5156 sis

    • @swine13
      @swine13 3 роки тому +8

      How and when did we get to a point where obeying the law was just like a loose recommendation for businesses? And why are individuals still incarcerated for an eternity for stealing bread but these companies rob retirees of 10s of 1000s and the justice system is like "as you were"
      Its BS. Im so sick of capitalisms horrific mutation into some emotionless robot hell bent on world domination. Its like a movie except that usually we tend to make sure the movies make at least some sort of effort towards logical sense. This is like "you know the rules, WE know the rules, we are now going to break the rules" and everyone else so far (including me) is like "oh ok"
      Its not. They can and should be held accountable like everyone else. More so, because of their societal position of some responsibility. Just like politics. If a politician gets charged with a criminal offense, it should automatically be 3x the usual penalty for them, no exceptions. Thatd make those self serving leeches think twice before laundering millions of tax dollars.
      I feel like lemongrab: ThIS. Is unACCEPTABLEEE! 😫

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist 6 місяців тому +15

    7:40 Well, now Danny HAS to buy the Fun Slides.

    • @kotarobokuto4105
      @kotarobokuto4105 4 місяці тому +3

      He actually already got them for a video lmao

    • @k888y
      @k888y 3 місяці тому +1

      he did. 5 years ago

  • @theperyton9895
    @theperyton9895 10 місяців тому +10

    12:57 ah so instead of being weird and freaking out the birds, you can make the birds be constantly stressed thinking that there’s other birds in their house from the reflections

  • @Kieratinous
    @Kieratinous 5 років тому +3409

    "Self-defense mode" or as I like to call it "Oops i gave a robber a seizure mode"
    Edit: 3k likes holy shit

  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez  6 років тому +13769

    Hi Greg

  • @michellebeaulieu8118
    @michellebeaulieu8118 Рік тому +12

    I've never had any problems with flashing lights or epilepsy before but the flashing in that commercial was VERY disorienting. I imagine something flashing super bright and fast would stun anyone for a second. Geez

  • @ace4155
    @ace4155 3 роки тому +6391

    Imagine having dinner and glancing over and seen Danny Gonzalez sitting at a table intensively watching a commercial for the TAC light

    • @dancingsloth8684
      @dancingsloth8684 3 роки тому +130

      I would start to laugh

    • @nxlsart8902
      @nxlsart8902 3 роки тому +103

      I would pull up and sit next to him and watch it as well 😂

    • @nagitos682
      @nagitos682 3 роки тому +12

      T2

    • @phormex1
      @phormex1 3 роки тому +22

      I would prolly drift off and then eat the rest of my food

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 роки тому +11

      "pause that! I have to get the popcorns!"

  • @gregorygaines6979
    @gregorygaines6979 4 роки тому +20334

    My name is Greg and this makes me feel valued when you say “hey Greg”

  • @v.beckan9071
    @v.beckan9071 2 роки тому +24

    3:40 the blinking light would work great on people with epilepsy.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 2 роки тому +3

      Product guarantee 👍

    • @maybpd
      @maybpd 3 місяці тому +1

      I know this is just a joke but I wanted to put the info out there that not everyone with epilepsy has episodes triggered by flashing lights, no hate though 😅 just a lil fun info

  • @BLOBER8000
    @BLOBER8000 2 роки тому +11

    you gotta love when in 1 ad they showed the same flashlight being able to illuminate an entire house and barely light up a man in the dark

  • @Matreats
    @Matreats 3 роки тому +3417

    My family bought these funslide things like 13 years ago and let me tell you it is a horrifying experience to accidentally slip down the stairs and watch your demise approach you as you inevitably trip forward and fall on your face or land in the worst possible way with the stair ledge hitting your butt so hard you can't breathe for the next two minutes

  • @submarinesailor5140
    @submarinesailor5140 3 роки тому +2185

    I was watching this next to my dog and the guy yelled "bad dog!" and she looked at me with her ears back! :(

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 3 роки тому +243

      Oh nooo. Please reassure the doggie that she is not a bad dog. 💔

    • @phormex1
      @phormex1 3 роки тому +153

      I would give her all the belly rubs to reassure her she’s a good girl

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke 3 роки тому +97

      Awww poor baby 😣 give her some treats and cuddles

    • @strawbz_saintz
      @strawbz_saintz 3 роки тому +66

      aww.. Is the doggie okay? (this was 4 months ago but dogs are cute and just wanted to know)

    • @Kanye.Zest482
      @Kanye.Zest482 3 роки тому +39

      Same.She looked sad so i gave her treats

  • @themanofsticks2262
    @themanofsticks2262 6 місяців тому +8

    "If I was a dad, I would definitely get this" Danny. You better get these now.

    • @grassoscope
      @grassoscope 6 місяців тому

      Danny also needs to practice his putting

    • @k888y
      @k888y 3 місяці тому

      he bought them 5 years ago and did a video on them!

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 Рік тому +3

    I had one of those my spy birdhouse things and the problem with the mirror was that a bird would show up, stick it's head in, see it's own reflection and basically say "oh I'm sorry, didn't know there was already someone in here." then fly away. The whole idea was flawed.

  • @pegpeg9833
    @pegpeg9833 3 роки тому +3826

    My dad actually bought one of those taclight things, it’s actually all grime lmao. They’re so bright it’s actually illegal to shine them into the sky in most counties. And the strobe/self defense mode does work. It’s VERY disorienting.

    • @codyheffelfinger2962
      @codyheffelfinger2962 3 роки тому +219

      What dad didn't buy it

    • @asei231
      @asei231 3 роки тому +117

      @@codyheffelfinger2962 mine-

    • @MightyMewtron
      @MightyMewtron 2 роки тому +445

      Even watching the flashing lights in the ad made me feel uncomfortable. I guess it works if you're a survivalist who needs to send a message, but not for, like, everyday people trying to find extra toilet paper in their basement.

    • @MrBlonde47
      @MrBlonde47 2 роки тому +120

      It’s just a generic version of a stream light or surefire. Lights so bright they’ll blind you in the daytime.

    • @autumnrose6188
      @autumnrose6188 2 роки тому +8

      Haha I am on my floor laughing to death!

  • @getrealgirl1974
    @getrealgirl1974 3 роки тому +3350

    He said "Self-defense mode" Hun thats an "on the go seizure starter"

  • @lucilock713
    @lucilock713 11 місяців тому +7

    7:43 danny... i think you know what to do

  • @heavythegreywolf
    @heavythegreywolf 2 роки тому +7

    I remember having a "My spy bird house" and 6 weeks later it became a wasp nest, very disappointing

    • @samreilly9280
      @samreilly9280 7 днів тому

      As most “As Seen On TV” products are…

  • @famsilms889
    @famsilms889 5 років тому +1965

    Robber: I have a gun! Hands up!
    John Wick: Pulls out flashlight
    Robber: Mom come pick me up I’m scared

  • @alexboca7171
    @alexboca7171 5 років тому +1372

    The self defense light can blind , confuse and also give the attacker an epileptic seizure

    • @xWren_xx
      @xWren_xx 4 роки тому +93

      You could also beat the shit out of someone with it

    • @Rephical
      @Rephical 4 роки тому +77

      Damien Schuetz you flash them and then pull out your sawd off shotgun and blast their ass only to realize that it was you 8 year old child

    • @boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180
      @boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180 4 роки тому +13

      Rephical Gaming
      shiiiiiiiiiit.........

    • @failpup2062
      @failpup2062 4 роки тому +2

      Doesnt that depend on the person? Or the age or something? (Im not sure) and what if its a teen Breaking into ur house? I do agree with you, dont get me wrong, it just seems like that feature wouldnt work that well against certain people

    • @goofball808
      @goofball808 4 роки тому

      Rephical Gaming
      Come let’s watch the rain as it’s falling down

  • @chrundlethegreat2251
    @chrundlethegreat2251 2 роки тому +15

    2022...I'm still screaming. Thank you Danny

  • @raelogan
    @raelogan 2 роки тому +3

    The self defense mode is pretty useful against raccoons out in the backyard in rural nowhere. I just bang the flashlight on the metal table outside to give a warning, turn the normal light on and if they haven't scurried yet, I turn on the strobe for a few seconds to startle them enough and let them run off. The regular light beam is great for a quick light visual outside since we don't have street lights, and it helps to see what's outside. The flashlight also lights up a whole room when the power goes out.
    They have uses in the rural towns. 😅

  • @bbmolnar
    @bbmolnar 4 роки тому +2732

    "So the other day I was at dinner, at Outback Steakhouse"
    Me: Remembers the before time when we could actually go inside restaurants for the entire video

    • @TheGoldenSerpent
      @TheGoldenSerpent 4 роки тому +81

      We mustn't think of the before times

    • @sup3rhyp3r56
      @sup3rhyp3r56 4 роки тому +19

      TheGoldenSerpent we must think of the future times

    • @badussy
      @badussy 4 роки тому +20

      Sup3r Hyp3r no, I don’t think I will

    • @Thetaken_python
      @Thetaken_python 4 роки тому +4

      No, think of the past ;)

    • @tomatojam9237
      @tomatojam9237 4 роки тому +15

      Ahh, yes prehistoric times

  • @wooler9066
    @wooler9066 4 роки тому +981

    False advertising I tried using self defence mode and I got stabbed in the gut and robbed

    • @johnnyc42972
      @johnnyc42972 4 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @blahblahblah5098
      @blahblahblah5098 4 роки тому +63

      But its ok, because with the tactical flashlight, you can look really cool while being stabbed and robbed!

    • @dinoskitsofficial
      @dinoskitsofficial 4 роки тому +5

      If you got stabbed in the gut, how are you alive typing a comment?

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +31

      @@dinoskitsofficial Plot armor

    • @psychedelicella3706
      @psychedelicella3706 4 роки тому +39

      @@dinoskitsofficial who said the victim was typing

  • @gkanvik1
    @gkanvik1 6 місяців тому +5

    Well now that danny is a dad, hell be dancing like a maniac

  • @dannyd7040
    @dannyd7040 Рік тому +15

    3:30 well if they have elepsy, yes

  • @SIMULAT3DHUMAN3
    @SIMULAT3DHUMAN3 6 років тому +16166

    “Can your flashlight do THIS???”
    *does exactly what a regular flashlight does*

  • @ghostyodaproductions6940
    @ghostyodaproductions6940 3 роки тому +6554

    I love how Danny can literally watch 2 seconds of something and then talk trash about it

  • @doodleferp8158
    @doodleferp8158 Рік тому +6

    My heart got happy when I realized that the commercial music from that informercial vine he made.

  • @we1rdoooo6
    @we1rdoooo6 10 місяців тому +6

    danny talking about if he was ever a dad he would buy those slides, now in 2023 i am expecting those slides to appear after the baby is born

  • @PurpleBandanaStudios
    @PurpleBandanaStudios 5 років тому +2235

    This flashlight is so powerful I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

  • @glipgorp3564
    @glipgorp3564 5 років тому +740

    Of course you can stop a robber with a flash light. If you throw it hard enough.

  • @barbieoftheweek
    @barbieoftheweek 2 місяці тому +5

    Danny you're a dad now, it's time to buy the Fun Slides!

  • @RavenclawNimbus
    @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +3

    12:30, I literally just love the turn this takes, that shit was KILLING me 😭

  • @dragonaise2417
    @dragonaise2417 6 років тому +1349

    "Peace is just a scream away"

    • @impii9088
      @impii9088 6 років тому +5

      dragonaise hi Jungkook

    • @dragonaise2417
      @dragonaise2417 6 років тому +3

      ScribblyFox hi there

    • @jiya1341
      @jiya1341 6 років тому +10

      watch the armies take over this comment..

    • @dragonaise2417
      @dragonaise2417 6 років тому +1

      Jiya Patel yes. They're literally everywhere lol

    • @starsandshit5435
      @starsandshit5435 5 років тому +2

      army

  • @rosemurray857
    @rosemurray857 3 роки тому +1605

    “Everybody has skin”
    *I can change that.*

    • @hannahtherat7923
      @hannahtherat7923 3 роки тому +88

      👁👄👁
      ➖👄➖
      👁👄👁

    • @brrmbrrmm
      @brrmbrrmm 3 роки тому +70

      "Everybody has skin"
      Skeletons:

    • @imzipperoni
      @imzipperoni 3 роки тому +6

      No thankyou

    • @gumi1098
      @gumi1098 3 роки тому +18

      Need some help? Let’s start with that jerk jimmy who stole my chocolate milk last Saturday.

    • @kloee7254
      @kloee7254 3 роки тому +4

      No please -

  • @gr8scott198
    @gr8scott198 6 місяців тому +5

    "unplanned accidents"? Who the hell is having planned accidents?!

  • @laustinspacemusic
    @laustinspacemusic Рік тому +8

    15:39 I want my dog scared every time I use my hairspray

  • @user-ul4ml1vv1h
    @user-ul4ml1vv1h 5 років тому +485

    Your being robbed what do you do
    1.scream for help
    2.give him money
    3. *divorce*

  • @alexandrabozoova3357
    @alexandrabozoova3357 5 років тому +1092

    Smooth plastic? Uhh yea, I sure hope it is...

  • @abigailr7319
    @abigailr7319 8 місяців тому +3

    7:42 we deserve an update once baby greg is here

  • @Elfieee13
    @Elfieee13 2 роки тому +13

    14:04 omg we literally watched this one in class

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +1

      Marketing 1Ø1: what not to do
      ...I hope! Adult-baby bibs at their best LOL

  • @Axis.Mundis.
    @Axis.Mundis. 3 роки тому +2492

    The poop golf doesn’t show anyone that misses. When you miss and it goes out of reach do you get up to get it?

  • @heyitsmejm4792
    @heyitsmejm4792 3 роки тому +1669

    home owner: *flashes strobe light onto a burglar*
    burglar: "hey, i can do that too!" *fires gun in full auto*

  • @hannah.r.0752
    @hannah.r.0752 2 роки тому +7

    The fact that I literally have the fun slide things and I used them like once a day when I was little makes this video so much fun to watch

  • @Wwasthatthebiteof87
    @Wwasthatthebiteof87 Рік тому +2

    IN 2023 AND I WAS LIKE “these ads seem very 2000s” THEN I REALIZED THIS WAS 5 YRS AGO BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY STILL SEEM SO MUCH OLDER THAN 2018ISH😭

  • @soren4818
    @soren4818 4 роки тому +559

    “Everybody has a flashlight!”
    “Everybody loves to watch birds!”
    “Everybody eats blankets!”
    ... Sure, commercial

    • @iminvisible873
      @iminvisible873 4 роки тому +30

      Susan Kelly you don’t eat blankets? What a weirdo

    • @-takemyhandtakemywholelife8825
      @-takemyhandtakemywholelife8825 4 роки тому +33

      Blankets for a midnight snack is just 🤤🤤🤤🤤😩

    • @justtaylor8204
      @justtaylor8204 4 роки тому +5

      I despise this entire comment

    • @hypnoguygaming1178
      @hypnoguygaming1178 4 роки тому +3

      @@justtaylor8204 what, do you write the scripts for these dumb commercial

    • @2lazyy780
      @2lazyy780 4 роки тому +9

      "Everyone sucks on fleshy lollipops!"

  • @QuanTaps
    @QuanTaps 3 роки тому +1398

    i used to have that bird house. no birds moved in but i got a great view of a wasp nest

  • @wesleyanhorn7257
    @wesleyanhorn7257 6 місяців тому +5

    “If I was a dad, I’d be getting these immediately” -Danny 8min in
    Looks like it’s time for Danny to go pro with fun sliding🫶🏻

  • @thecrepeofdeath
    @thecrepeofdeath 2 роки тому +17

    I low-key love the funslide ad. it's so 90s!
    the birdhouse might seem like a good idea until you see a bird family build their nest, lay eggs, hatch them, and get eaten by a snake. I think my grandma is still traumatized
    ps, flashing lights warning would be appreciated

  • @B0ganP0tat0
    @B0ganP0tat0 10 місяців тому +4

    7:46
    Well. You gotta now.

  • @kazookreations3161
    @kazookreations3161 5 років тому +876

    CAN YOUR FLASHLIGHT DO THIS???
    Only $399.99

    • @Gayjesus77
      @Gayjesus77 5 років тому +35

      Seller: CAN YOUR FLASH LIGHT DO THIS
      Buyer: what is it
      Seller: *waste your money*

    • @kulubatala9703
      @kulubatala9703 5 років тому +21

      Why buy a flashlight for $8-10 when u can get the exact SAME tHiNg for the LOW LOW PRICE OF $400 (save 1 cent)
      * smiles at camera with thumbs up *

    • @Fallout2pc
      @Fallout2pc 5 років тому +6

      Memes

    • @CruiserDynasty
      @CruiserDynasty 5 років тому +2

      @@kulubatala9703 unless you dont work and you take other peoples money for doing nothing you shouldn't complain about a good product thats only 400$, next youll say a 500$ crap tv is more worth it then a 3000$ good tv

    • @sallty-4baggins609
      @sallty-4baggins609 5 років тому +7

      Meme review

  • @Bluetheartist
    @Bluetheartist 4 роки тому +1112

    “Low light mode”
    Danny: Wait why is he not blinded?!

    • @princessofstars666
      @princessofstars666 4 роки тому +21

      I noticed that too lmao

    • @sircabbageii4063
      @sircabbageii4063 4 роки тому +14

      It was like b r u h

    • @no-nu8tc
      @no-nu8tc 4 роки тому +11

      omg i noticed that and was like i bet someone commented that and someone did!!

    • @MichaelR1275
      @MichaelR1275 3 роки тому

      I was so confused

    • @maxaltenkirch1022
      @maxaltenkirch1022 2 роки тому +5

      It's because Danny was still blinded by the self defense mode

  • @Kristianalexis1
    @Kristianalexis1 7 місяців тому +4

    The “dance like a maniac” comment still gets me 😂 Also, I guarantee that they said to walk down the stairs so they won’t get sued if anyone gets hurt. But if you’re going downstairs, it’s a no brainer.

  • @Galeo_
    @Galeo_ Рік тому +3

    *Pulls out flash light*
    Robber: HA that won’t work on me.
    *starts screaming*
    Robber: AAAAAAAAAH

  • @jean3692
    @jean3692 5 років тому +591

    Wow, i tried screaming™ and my life hasn't been better, my pesky wife finally left me and took the annoying kids. Now i can be alone forever! Thank you screaming™

    • @solisruben296
      @solisruben296 5 років тому +14

      I tried it to! I almost died because I was distracted using scremingTM. *_THANK YOU SREAMINGTM_*

    • @alison4991
      @alison4991 5 років тому +10

      my life has changed with screaming™,I screamed at my dog and he ran away,thanks to screaming™ I haven't feed my pet in over a month!

    • @solisruben296
      @solisruben296 5 років тому +5

      (suddenly someone gets woooshed)

    • @LuteLovezWolvez
      @LuteLovezWolvez 4 роки тому

      Profile picture is so neat!

  • @7andahalf
    @7andahalf 4 роки тому +964

    I had a MySpy Birdhouse, birds only landed on the stick thing, then left, and that was as close to learning bird secrets as I got.
    Guess I'll have to go spy on lizards to prove my theory

    • @hannahparry5836
      @hannahparry5836 4 роки тому +32

      I also have it and it fell off my window

    • @youdroppedsomething4334
      @youdroppedsomething4334 4 роки тому +21

      No wonder the bird didn’t go inside, it ain’t about to sit there while you stare at it lol

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 4 роки тому +23

      As an ornithologist, yeah it doesn't work. I currently have a regular birdhouse full of nesting chickadees, but I haven't stuck my face in it

    • @tsunamianakin9649
      @tsunamianakin9649 4 роки тому +24

      My cousins had one and wasps made a nest lol

    • @avirosenberg8046
      @avirosenberg8046 4 роки тому +15

      Birds are government spies they were exterminated in the 1960s and replaced with robots. They go inside bird houses to recharge.

  • @ZoobiethePopplio
    @ZoobiethePopplio 8 місяців тому +5

    The self defense mode would work really well against epileptic people.

  • @RealizeTheRealLife
    @RealizeTheRealLife 11 місяців тому +4

    expecting you to dance like a manic in these. just watched the video and now that you are being a dad, I had to comment. Have with your fun slides! and congrats danny & laura 🎉

  • @collinmetcalf4109
    @collinmetcalf4109 5 років тому +698

    Salesman: a strobe
    Me: why
    Salesman: for those epileptic robbers

    • @xaproxiex
      @xaproxiex 5 років тому +2

      *hi*

    • @mady422
      @mady422 5 років тому +7

      😂😂 I usually don't like seizure jokes but I loved this one. Though flashing lights don't affect just epileptics.

    • @gold8746
      @gold8746 5 років тому +1

      Lel

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 5 років тому +4

      Strobes are disorienting as hell in a dark room

    • @ArKamMLG
      @ArKamMLG 5 років тому +1

      Lmao wow one of the best comments ive seen😂😂😂

  • @laurendoyle4522
    @laurendoyle4522 5 років тому +742

    My mom actually got me and my brother a my spy birdhouse when I was 12. The only nest that was made in there was a wasp's nest, though, and we couldn't go onto the back deck for 3 months because the wasps would come after us.

    • @thisaccountisprettymuchdea4021
      @thisaccountisprettymuchdea4021 5 років тому +5

      Lauren Doyle sad.

    • @errorcode2k
      @errorcode2k 5 років тому +24

      Lauren Doyle I got one too, but frogs would always chill in there.

    • @floodlime8620
      @floodlime8620 5 років тому +2

      Lucky!

    • @babydaybisomlop7834
      @babydaybisomlop7834 5 років тому +28

      Lauren Doyle the same thing happened to me but I put tape over all of the holes and slowly watched it suffocate and die and its body is still there and I don’t feel bad, it was fun

    • @breadcorgi8868
      @breadcorgi8868 5 років тому +36

      Baby daybis Omlop i think you're a psychopath

  • @nicor3612
    @nicor3612 Рік тому +4

    NOWHERE TO RUN! is the most ominous start to a commercial i've ever heard

  • @sueoliveri5796
    @sueoliveri5796 Рік тому +6

    If you turn on subtitles you can see what he’s saying during the outro

  • @atlanticmapping4089
    @atlanticmapping4089 3 роки тому +568

    self-defense mode does work! I used it on my brother, and now he's shaking on the floor.

  • @zbodd6454
    @zbodd6454 5 років тому +1428

    Wait...
    What happens when you miss a shot with the potty putter, how do you get the ball?

    • @joellezima3506
      @joellezima3506 5 років тому +123

      Lmao I just got this vivid mental image of someone waddling around trying to get it back 😂

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 5 років тому +24

      Sit on the ball ;)

    • @stephnes2505
      @stephnes2505 5 років тому +9

      I was wondering that!

    • @carlyjones6279
      @carlyjones6279 5 років тому +68

      If you actually miss the hole that's only seven inches away, you don't deserve that ball back. Quit golfing

    • @moth_milk
      @moth_milk 5 років тому +24

      You pee in your wife’s mouth or you get a devorce

  • @user-kt4yx4ib6l
    @user-kt4yx4ib6l 15 днів тому +4

    7:46 Hilarious watching this back knowing Danny is now in fact a dad himself

  • @Genkigenkigenk1
    @Genkigenkigenk1 Місяць тому +3

    Danny:"if i was a dad i would get this immediately"
    ...6 years later
    danny: "omg i can get these now!"

  • @ledge-magee
    @ledge-magee 5 років тому +791

    "I was just scared of a whole house"
    You won't be so smug when it's the Monster House, will you?

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +32

      Imagine dying and you possess a whole ass house

    • @uh3336
      @uh3336 4 роки тому +2

      @@pissapocalypse boo

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +3

      @@uh3336 aAHH

    • @jenniferhey5132
      @jenniferhey5132 4 роки тому +6

      That movie fucking TRAUMATIZED ME

    • @pissboi313
      @pissboi313 4 роки тому +1

      Jennifer Hey bruh same! scariest kids movie i’ve seen

  • @elmoterminator6969
    @elmoterminator6969 4 роки тому +726

    That flash light needs a warning that’s says : ⚠️warning may cause seizures for people who have epilepsy⚠️
    Edit: me have many lokes and me don’t want to use grammor

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 4 роки тому +13

      Did you know that when putting radio teachers onto sage grouse, you use a handheld strobe to make them temporarily paralyzed/tonically immobile. So I guess the average flashlight buyer is an undergraduate ornithologist

    • @gabb5
      @gabb5 4 роки тому +23

      Adrian Cerny
      Dude... what?

    • @cassidy1510
      @cassidy1510 4 роки тому +23

      Adrian Cerny huh 👁👄👁 can i break that down into dumb people language

    • @elizabethwillett4353
      @elizabethwillett4353 3 роки тому +4

      DEFINITELY!!! I feel you. I have epilepsy myself

    • @elizabethwillett4353
      @elizabethwillett4353 3 роки тому +3

      @@adrienneczerni6516 excuse me??

  • @kammothy542
    @kammothy542 Рік тому +3

    I actually had one of those birdhouses!
    We never got any birds but some wasps took a liking to it! :D
    It was reaaal fun getting that thing off the window..

  • @lorelaigilmore25
    @lorelaigilmore25 26 днів тому +4

    now that danny’s a dad, i think it’s safe to assume he almost exclusively wears fun slides

  • @shannondaniel5544
    @shannondaniel5544 5 років тому +2155

    ah. there’s the awkward stock music with danny speaking silently

    • @ivaningram5884
      @ivaningram5884 5 років тому +10

      Nice

    • @emaluv5139
      @emaluv5139 5 років тому +43

      dude like i heard he hadta do this but wasnt expecting it to be THAT hilarious lmao (ps- the original music he uses is like 2secs before the end of the vid lol?)

    • @vampirelibrarian777
      @vampirelibrarian777 5 років тому +71

      I forgot it was going to happen so I was listening to this video in the background and then had the scare of my life when it suddenly went DOO DOO DOO DOO

    • @emaluv5139
      @emaluv5139 5 років тому +15

      im STILL laughing at this btw
      like ive been watching just the end 5secs on repeat and just cannot lmao

    • @katherinepark9143
      @katherinepark9143 5 років тому +18

      ARMY!!

  • @iameggrolll1625
    @iameggrolll1625 6 років тому +1183

    I had a my spy bird house and, we ended up having wasps in it....... fun!

    • @Danny-Gonzalez
      @Danny-Gonzalez  6 років тому +403

      So what you’re saying is that birds turn in to wasps when they’re in their houses???

    • @janjoe4166
      @janjoe4166 6 років тому +5

      Danny Gonzalez woah

    • @rogerinataylor2920
      @rogerinataylor2920 6 років тому +13

      IAMEGGROLLL Toast I got it for my grandparents and there was a bees nest in it

    • @funnysillyclown
      @funnysillyclown 6 років тому +10

      Four straight years of terrifying bees 5 feet away from me when I sleep! Oh, what a blast that was.

    • @kimnhathuynh-truitt3577
      @kimnhathuynh-truitt3577 6 років тому +2

      Omigosh i also had a my spy birdhouse

  • @talon5797
    @talon5797 6 місяців тому +4

    Danny now buying this because he’s a dad

  • @alayna5077
    @alayna5077 6 місяців тому +4

    "if i was a dad"... 5 years later