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  • @rileyr.6039
    @rileyr.6039 4 роки тому +12240

    Danny's wife coming home from her first day of leaving Danny at home to a broken automaton, a broken window, a broken tv, and Danny dancing like a maniac

  • @astrangermagi
    @astrangermagi 5 років тому +7565

    Prolly printed the instructions on the inside so you rip it apart and can't return the product lol

    • @twigtoyoulater
      @twigtoyoulater 5 років тому +440

      my God, you are correct!

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 5 років тому +82

      Why would that affect the returnability factor?
      I've returned earphones that had none of the accessories or instructions with them.

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 років тому +433

      @@caracalcontinuum3118 welp you usually need the original box the article was inside and he ripped that

    • @HisNeverland
      @HisNeverland 5 років тому +72

      Damn I didn't think of that!!

    • @ananyagopalakrishna9145
      @ananyagopalakrishna9145 5 років тому +14

      I thought so too

  • @brickhouse2265
    @brickhouse2265 4 роки тому +6175

    I flat out ugly laughed when he walked up to the car window the first time

    • @TheGh0st_Cat
      @TheGh0st_Cat 4 роки тому +189

      SAME HERE I COULDN’T STOP REPLAYING IT

    • @jjmotions5866
      @jjmotions5866 4 роки тому +26

      Lol yea

    • @snapjaw7578
      @snapjaw7578 4 роки тому +76

      Woah. Calm down. You might get fat, and ugly.

    • @noosehangr
      @noosehangr 3 роки тому +9

      OMG YES😂

    • @Lin-wi2zm
      @Lin-wi2zm 3 роки тому

      @Kate O'Callaghan woah same

  • @limbomask4745
    @limbomask4745 3 роки тому +1410

    Danny: puts fun skates on
    Hard cut
    Danny: “What’s up Greg, I’m back from the hospital”

  • @Neonnwhite
    @Neonnwhite 5 років тому +4269

    Why is no one talking about the friend? He's got a great sense of humour

    • @lilsackett1143
      @lilsackett1143 5 років тому +221

      Neonnwhite he used to be a popular viner alongside danny and it’s driving me crazy that i can’t think of his name

    • @crystacasie
      @crystacasie 5 років тому +102

      LilSackett
      His channel is linked in the description lol

    • @dracomalfoylovesharrypotte5749
      @dracomalfoylovesharrypotte5749 5 років тому +30

      @@lilsackett1143 Brendan?

    • @captainhope
      @captainhope 5 років тому +77

      @@floooooooo9 He says, "I might suck your dick."

    • @mineblast9188
      @mineblast9188 5 років тому +14

      LilSackett Brendon is that what you mean

  • @the1andonlyb3ta88
    @the1andonlyb3ta88 5 років тому +10180

    "Jokes on them, I AM an adult!" Sounds like 8 year old me signing up for literally anything.

    • @link12click
      @link12click 4 роки тому +27

      not funny, didn’t laugh.

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 4 роки тому +135

      Ford Prefect funny, did laugh.

    • @link12click
      @link12click 4 роки тому +20

      caramowl、 no funny, not laugh

    • @sadpowie
      @sadpowie 4 роки тому +65

      Pornhub

    • @edie7541
      @edie7541 4 роки тому +15

      approved

  • @hi-lv7lw
    @hi-lv7lw 3 роки тому +469

    "I didn't pee on the couch"
    -Danny Gonzalez 2018

  • @trianglesareneat8408
    @trianglesareneat8408 5 років тому +1745

    "Could you be the hot girl" - Danny
    "Yeah I mean look at me" - CEO of sexy

    • @gracesargent1499
      @gracesargent1499 4 роки тому +9

      who is he tho?

    • @CANDIxp
      @CANDIxp 9 місяців тому +4

      I think his name Is Brendan, his channel is in the description I believe

    • @igor.from.chromakopia
      @igor.from.chromakopia 5 місяців тому +1

      Danny is the ceo of sexy

  • @mady422
    @mady422 4 роки тому +5957

    Imagine: Laura comes home while Danny dances like a maniac

    • @rebeccadeets6604
      @rebeccadeets6604 4 роки тому +120

      i don't think she'd be surprised

    • @dylanconnolly5297
      @dylanconnolly5297 4 роки тому +8

      420 like gang

    • @chlaciecc
      @chlaciecc 4 роки тому +16

      @@melmar.5356 No

    • @melmar.5356
      @melmar.5356 4 роки тому +1

      Hellbanisher Rockz you won’t be apart the g4ng my dood

    • @chlaciecc
      @chlaciecc 4 роки тому +9

      @@melmar.5356 Too bad, we arent following you. You cant advertise everywhere and expect people to give you clout

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet 4 роки тому +3742

    “Nowhere to run, nowhere to ride” was a great line in that carpet skate commercial, I admit.

    • @KimdraStBiryukova
      @KimdraStBiryukova 4 роки тому +157

      You can't escape...
      *the fun of the FunSlides!*

    • @Madelune7
      @Madelune7 4 роки тому +76

      I misread these comments and I thought they said “no where to run no where to hide you can’t escape the fun slides.” 😂

    • @-vorticia-2396
      @-vorticia-2396 4 роки тому +8

      Madeline Dowd I would watch that commercial.

    • @Appl_Pi
      @Appl_Pi 4 роки тому +13

      But if there is space to use carpet skates, surely there would be enough space to run

    • @fiakiabia
      @fiakiabia 4 роки тому

      i read that to the tune of “nothing to do nowhere to go oh” from i wanna be sedated

  • @FlorSilvestre12
    @FlorSilvestre12 Рік тому +581

    The bib item is one of those products that's designed for disabled people but marketed like it isn't, so your review here can be genuinely helpful for any disabled adults who might be interested in such a product. It seems clear from your test that absorbency is the way to go, not waterproofing.

    • @lizoliver3021
      @lizoliver3021 3 місяці тому +34

      exactly and the fact that the team decided to call it a "slob stopper" is particularly ugly when you know the original user base

  • @llabronco
    @llabronco 5 років тому +2372

    “You’re dripping a little bit, I don’t know if that’s because I was hot or....”
    LMAO I almost missed him saying that but your friend is hilarious.

  • @gingergoose2319
    @gingergoose2319 5 років тому +15141

    I had a heart attack when the camera man spoke the first time. Idk why I thought Danny was alone lol

    • @datstick6987
      @datstick6987 5 років тому +294

      Same

    • @nehan.5797
      @nehan.5797 5 років тому +411

      Im pretty sure that it was only for the trying out part i dunno

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 5 років тому +43

      Me toooooooooooooo

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 5 років тому +508

      The camera was moving and stuff so I thought maybe Laura was filming

    • @cr0wz_
      @cr0wz_ 5 років тому +211

      SAAAAME
      But like the camera was moving with Danny so idk why I was surprised...

  • @lillajoba6710
    @lillajoba6710 5 років тому +3166

    "How can we make sure no one sends these back?"
    "...
    How about forcing them to rip the box to construct it?"

    • @kel4211
      @kel4211 4 роки тому +8

      Lilla Joba wow 👏👏👏👏

    • @cringeborn3645
      @cringeborn3645 4 роки тому +25

      This comment is frankly underrated

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 4 роки тому +10

      Cause this product looks like it would take more than common sense to assemble
      /s

    • @faith5923
      @faith5923 4 роки тому +4

      That’s what I thoughtttt

    • @slinkyontheceiling2240
      @slinkyontheceiling2240 4 роки тому +1

      Lilla Joba “This man’s good!”

  • @aquaticfilly0974
    @aquaticfilly0974 4 роки тому +367

    I love how Danny genuinely spits the water out

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 4 роки тому +4429

    I wore my Greg family crest shirt to work the other day. One of my residents asked who was on my shirt. I told her Danny, a comedian, and she just smiled and said thank you. 1/1 old women love Danny

    • @roksforbrains
      @roksforbrains 3 роки тому +151

      Aw that’s a cute story

    • @generichuman2044
      @generichuman2044 3 роки тому +170

      Dam, I come to the comments for bad jokes, not these wholesome moments

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 роки тому +62

      that's so randomly wholesome :)

    • @italyisntreal
      @italyisntreal 3 роки тому +27

      memento mori

    • @goblin.2618
      @goblin.2618 3 роки тому +63

      I forgot this happened until I saw my own comment when rewatching this video. I now remember it clearly. My heart ♥️

  • @209ashley
    @209ashley 5 років тому +4009

    I’m so happy that Drew helped you find work when he invented UA-cam!

    • @Frog..
      @Frog.. 5 років тому +164

      Wait I thought that he is Drew

    • @pyxistucker9116
      @pyxistucker9116 5 років тому +89

      Ya Boi Krish he’s Danny. Drew is the founder of youtube

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 5 років тому +219

      Drew invented UA-cam and was the first youtuber, but Danny is the fastest growing channel (don’t look that up)

    • @cgguiltyyt1842
      @cgguiltyyt1842 5 років тому +55

      @@thememelord6510 No, look it up, the internet verifies. "The fastest growing army"

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 5 років тому +64

      Bobby Kelt thanks for the info! I’m glad they finally fixed that bug

  • @captainchrmo
    @captainchrmo 5 років тому +1158

    literally the only reason they put the instructions on the inside is so you break the box and not be able to return it

    • @vanadiate3085
      @vanadiate3085 4 роки тому +27

      shaggy scoob ikr thats what I was thinking

    • @gloriasolis8544
      @gloriasolis8544 4 роки тому +8

      @@vanadiate3085 ya your right it's so scummy

    • @reversezoom4285
      @reversezoom4285 4 роки тому +2

      Cant you put it in another box?

    •  4 роки тому +1

      16 more likes

    • @dragondragonfruit5810
      @dragondragonfruit5810 4 роки тому +5

      Calvin Trollson those things want you to return it in the original box most of time

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 3 роки тому +1506

    Slob Stopper is literally just businessmen going, "let's re-brand the fucking bib."
    People are absurd.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 роки тому +123

      Except make it LESS effective in the process... Baby bibs have a huge pocket thing in the bottom, so it *catches* spills... It's fucking pointless if you just have to clean pureed carrots and juice off the chair or the carpet. Amazing they managed to take an invention with so few features and cripple it by removing one 😂

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 3 роки тому +20

      Capitalism inspires innovation

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo 3 роки тому +30

      @@EdgieAlias "innovation"

    • @chexlex1316
      @chexlex1316 3 роки тому +6

      @@Jabadamazo they took it from barney Stinson bro bibs 🤣🤣

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 роки тому +18

      @@LunarEleven mildly unrelated but I feel like telling, I never raised a baby before (nor are there any babies in my distant family line) but I never noticed the pocket looking thing on the bottom of a bib till you mentioned it :0

  • @Tee-bp9hh
    @Tee-bp9hh 6 років тому +1631

    "It is absorbent AND waterproof..."
    *Stares at the packaging with a look of utter confusion*

    • @noamemerson-fleming285
      @noamemerson-fleming285 6 років тому +33

      Lol exactly, cant be both

    • @Tee-bp9hh
      @Tee-bp9hh 6 років тому +3

      @Zaynab Pizza oh my God thank you!

    • @murraystenhouse2811
      @murraystenhouse2811 6 років тому +16

      It can be if it's got multiple layers. If it was just waterproof the coffee would just run off of it and still end up flowing onto your legs, so it'd be useless.
      The outer layer would be an absorbent fabric and then the second layer would be waterproof.

    • @melissimsek
      @melissimsek 6 років тому +6

      “It is absorbent AND waterproof...”
      Gets wet from the pee stain in the couch

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 6 років тому +5

      Katie Sabin it can be both - like think of putting a towel over a piece of wax paper and pouring water on it. The water wouldn’t get through (waterproof) but it would be absorbed by the towel. It’s not a contradiction. However the product clearly is not absorbent enough.

  • @jnorm18
    @jnorm18 4 роки тому +3200

    Danny has one of those “Paul Rudd” faces that make him look like he’s still 15 years old.

    • @ronan.cul08
      @ronan.cul08 3 роки тому +46

      He’s like Ralph macchio lol

    • @tradeka4206
      @tradeka4206 3 роки тому +92

      It’s funny to me how drew and kurtis are also like this and they’re all friends and make very similar content

    • @dalajuliette
      @dalajuliette 2 роки тому +8

      @@ronan.cul08 Dude, I looked him up cuz I didn’t know who it was and I realized “oh it’s that guy from that one episode of Psych” and my eyes barely caught his age before I left the app. I thought I was tripping. This man is 60??? 🤯

  • @miledith555
    @miledith555 3 роки тому +318

    Sliding on hardwood floors is definitely fun so I can see the appeal of the fun slides, except you can't really get a running start in them, because you would slip and fall. I remember back in school when the corridors were lined with this tile that was really easy to slide on and every time I would go to the bathroom in the middle of the class I would run and then slide through the corridor. Sometimes when my classroom was too close to the bathroom to get any sliding distance I would even walk to the end of the corridor so I could do that.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 роки тому +12

      Ngl sounds hella wholesome! I had the slippery corridors too but we had school shoes with grips lol

    • @charlie5752
      @charlie5752 3 роки тому +10

      maybe if you got some ski poles...

    • @amblebramble
      @amblebramble 3 роки тому +4

      I can just imagine everyone in your class watching you slide past really fast 😂

  • @honeeeb7248
    @honeeeb7248 4 роки тому +10051

    So this is what adult married men do when no one is home

    • @bobthebuilder8079
      @bobthebuilder8079 3 роки тому +59

      But his friend is there with him😅

    • @ThatSmolivGal2
      @ThatSmolivGal2 3 роки тому +126

      @@bobthebuilder8079 You Fucking Ruined The God Damn Joke.

    • @2036za
      @2036za 3 роки тому +24

      @@ThatSmolivGal2 wasn’t the good in the first place

    • @burntcheeseburger796
      @burntcheeseburger796 3 роки тому +106

      Yes they pee on the couch

    • @joyfuldog3303
      @joyfuldog3303 3 роки тому +6

      yes

  • @aestheticgalaxy2074
    @aestheticgalaxy2074 5 років тому +1337

    Danny: “Turns out there’s not much to do as a full-time UA-camr.”
    Also Danny: “I am a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle”

  • @bodieohbo
    @bodieohbo 5 років тому +5061

    If someone that is apart of Greg gets pregnant are they classified as Gregnant?

    • @meh.3918
      @meh.3918 5 років тому +361

      I would say yes. Any pregnant Greg has to classify as Gregnant now.

    • @bodieohbo
      @bodieohbo 5 років тому +50

      Meh. Aight

    • @bodieohbo
      @bodieohbo 5 років тому +45

      Thanks

    • @dt5531
      @dt5531 4 роки тому +24

      yessir

    • @nosiphodywili35
      @nosiphodywili35 4 роки тому +86

      Should they call their spawn Greg ?

  • @TRENDINGALERTTT
    @TRENDINGALERTTT 5 років тому +8018

    The slip shoes look like the thing that slides over my calculator

  • @ceruleantear1
    @ceruleantear1 2 роки тому +54

    11:04 My favorite part. It's nice to have friends that commit to the bit.

    • @joao2505btch
      @joao2505btch 2 роки тому +1

      What did he say? Couldn't figure out.

    • @ceruleantear1
      @ceruleantear1 2 роки тому +1

      @@joao2505btch He says, "I'll probably suck your d***."

    • @mossy__snail
      @mossy__snail Рік тому

      @@joao2505btch i think he said “i’d probably suck your dick”

    • @maybpd
      @maybpd 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@joao2505btch"Are you expecting it now?" "What about now?"

  • @adelakasecamp6020
    @adelakasecamp6020 4 роки тому +1560

    this "premium plastic" be lookin like the backs of the school calculators

  • @rat5000
    @rat5000 5 років тому +1515

    Alternative title: “Danny breaks his furniture for views”

  • @augusthawley5504
    @augusthawley5504 4 роки тому +2869

    I don't know how many people will see this considering this video is two years old but products like the slob stopper are usually created with disabled people in mind, but most companies aren't interested in advertising to them/with them. For instance, someone with paralysis from the waist down isn't going to be able to properly lean over a table if eating/drinking something very hot and also won't be able to feel it, so a product like that would keep them from unknowingly burning themselves. Another one that gets made fun of a lot is the snuggie, because why wouldn't you just use a regular blanket/put on a sweater? But for someone by themselves in a wheelchair, blankets can get caught in the spokes and putting on sweaters can be really time consuming or difficult, especially if you're just chilling at home and feeling lazy. It's made to be thin enough in width that it doesn't interfere with the wheelchair, and the open part is in the back for easy use.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 роки тому +443

      This is so shitty when they are not advertising for the people who need it most. Like I get they are trying to target mainstream but honestly who is dumb enough to buy the bib when they have no use of it? I think the advertisements needs to be more specific and should be more diverse. Instead they use same ideas people used when selling wipes or something

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 роки тому +89

      I hope more people see this comment

    • @picklepirate
      @picklepirate 3 роки тому +24

      Really cool

    • @mandykins8678
      @mandykins8678 3 роки тому +124

      Thank you for sharing this information! That makes so much sense

    • @cherilynsarts8845
      @cherilynsarts8845 3 роки тому +38

      This makes a lot of sense!

  • @stephritz1694
    @stephritz1694 Рік тому +67

    Watching Danny’s videos and hearing “I’m 23” now as an almost 23 year old is haunting

  • @fadedjupiter
    @fadedjupiter 4 роки тому +2107

    there's a skate park near me thats deadass called "fun slides skate park" and its basically a skate park with carpet and the skate shoe things. its like $10 to go for an hour
    EDIT (2 years later): it’s in pittsburgh guys lmao, idk if there’s any other locations but a lot of kids do birthday parties there.

    • @HalfNHalf.
      @HalfNHalf. 4 роки тому +45

      katie h. Lol no way? That’s hilarious😂

    • @marlosolowiej8614
      @marlosolowiej8614 4 роки тому +110

      Okay now I'm gonna hack you to see where you live and go to your house ...oh and go to that sick skate park

    • @buddythemoth
      @buddythemoth 4 роки тому +21

      i'd go

    • @amydiaz7868
      @amydiaz7868 4 роки тому +23

      Wait do u live in Pennsylvania?

    • @marlosolowiej8614
      @marlosolowiej8614 4 роки тому +23

      Amy Diaz are you trying to track down this person's Address

  • @dismaldoll1836
    @dismaldoll1836 4 роки тому +2347

    Someone should buy four of the carpet slider things and put it on their hands and feet then become an animal? Idk ??

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 4 роки тому +134

      i like the way you think

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 4 роки тому +60

      Hot glue them to a board

    • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
      @0NoneOfTheAbove0 4 роки тому +34

      I will fulfill your wish

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 4 роки тому +60

      Stop with the question marks. Believe in yourself. I believe in you ;)

    • @dismaldoll1836
      @dismaldoll1836 4 роки тому +27

      It was like 3 am when I made this lmao

  • @nadinehurley
    @nadinehurley 6 років тому +937

    ....I think Danny peed on the couch. His defensiveness says it all.

  • @freddyfearlessguy
    @freddyfearlessguy 3 роки тому +479

    Danny: That tasted like a bike tire ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
    Me: So YoU tAsTeD a BiKe TiRe BeFoRe?

  • @outtolunch7437
    @outtolunch7437 6 років тому +1916

    8:40 At this moment we see the wild Danny, preforming the mating dance used by the species. Quite the specimen.

    • @arabellaacuna4046
      @arabellaacuna4046 6 років тому +7

      omfg lol

    • @micahgarcia8886
      @micahgarcia8886 6 років тому +11

      ... your from Australia aren’t you

    • @TheDarwens
      @TheDarwens 6 років тому +3

      Squeaks

    • @inactive6155
      @inactive6155 6 років тому +4

      Out To Lunch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zvprlq5
      @zvprlq5 6 років тому +3

      Out To Lunch OMG I’m DDDEEEEAAAADDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SweetDragoncandy
    @SweetDragoncandy 5 років тому +543

    Danny: *completely grossed out by the black, human hair attached to the bag*
    Also Danny: *goes ahead and licks what was attached to the black hair*

  • @resilientum
    @resilientum 6 років тому +1991

    step 1: put your feet in
    step 2: Slide and Come

  • @hexagon1phoenix551
    @hexagon1phoenix551 3 роки тому +247

    danny seems like the kind of guy who would rather say that he is cheating on his girl than to admit he was pretending to be a fly when his wife finds a bra that isn't hers

    • @madeegaindraws
      @madeegaindraws 2 роки тому +49

      she comes back home after a long day at work to see her husbands friend recording him while he stands on the couch, bra held up against his eyes going "buzz buzz". he sees his wife and drops the bra to the floor "it's exactly what it looks like"

    • @mx.rain_yt
      @mx.rain_yt 2 роки тому +5

      What are these words?

    • @FlorSilvestre12
      @FlorSilvestre12 Рік тому +21

      I think his wife would probably find the fly thing more believable lmao

  • @lesbienby
    @lesbienby 6 років тому +3334

    “yeah these sound pretty athletic”

    • @theanimecatboi5026
      @theanimecatboi5026 6 років тому

      Yeah dude

    • @TurtleTy1
      @TurtleTy1 6 років тому +4

      Ginamaria *aesthetic*

    • @dom_slayz
      @dom_slayz 6 років тому +1

      Ginamaria im high as fuck so when i fiat looked at ur comment i thought u said pathetic

    • @Sofia-fg7pb
      @Sofia-fg7pb 6 років тому

      Almost 2k likes, nice

    • @festivejoe6327
      @festivejoe6327 6 років тому

      Ginamaria nice

  • @lesbienby
    @lesbienby 6 років тому +12906

    “i didn’t pee on the couch” yeah ok sure danny

    • @emnersonn
      @emnersonn 6 років тому +301

      My favourite vine-
      "I didnt pee on the couch"
      "uhh yeah i sure hope you didnt"

    • @AnneM6901
      @AnneM6901 6 років тому +12

      Happy Mother’s Day ❤️

    • @user-qy5uh3sv8w
      @user-qy5uh3sv8w 6 років тому +64

      Should've used slop stopper

    • @wendyoliver7059
      @wendyoliver7059 6 років тому +9

      Only in the car

    • @abbygrace5539
      @abbygrace5539 6 років тому +2

      Ginamaria (x) doubt
      ( ) no doubt

  • @frizzyisdizzy
    @frizzyisdizzy 5 років тому +525

    I just imagine laura coming home and being like wtf

    • @eef3790
      @eef3790 4 роки тому +1

      Sara Hedmat that happened once. In a groom groom craft try thingy video. Yes

    • @mrtjwitdabs6949
      @mrtjwitdabs6949 4 роки тому

      Green Blueberry which one

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому

      @@eef3790
      It was Troom Troom and he was making an ugly bunny rabbit hole puncher.
      Here’s the link to it: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @liliad6382
    @liliad6382 Рік тому +18

    tbh goes to show you how much Danny doesn’t age. I clicked the video and he started saying that he finally started being a youtuber full time and I was like “WHAT” and then i saw that this is 5 years old and it all made sense 😭

  • @moolee3588
    @moolee3588 6 років тому +5842

    graveyard girl is shaking

  • @GoharGrigorian
    @GoharGrigorian 6 років тому +2747

    Danny this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. My coworkers were looking at me cause I watched this at work on my lunch break. 10/10 would recommend this is the content I signed up for

  • @nichenight
    @nichenight 6 років тому +436

    12:12 "you're dripping a little bit, i dunno if that was because i was hot or.." Looool that was hilarious, i love your friend.

  • @mayvalateri
    @mayvalateri 3 роки тому +74

    "we're gonna do like a skate video go ahead*
    Danny: proceeds to fall and break his ass

  • @graysonbrown605
    @graysonbrown605 5 років тому +1241

    10:33 I’m a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle
    Cut to the beginning of the video where he says UA-camrs don’t do much

    • @dwainenolan
      @dwainenolan 5 років тому +9

      He was joking smart-one

    • @lynn2100
      @lynn2100 5 років тому +13

      Kirsten Nolan r/wooooooooooosh

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 5 років тому +5

      Kirsten Nolan lol, you must be , like, 8. I haven’t used that as an insult since then.

    • @graysonbrown605
      @graysonbrown605 5 років тому +8

      Kirsten Nolan so was I… smart one

    • @dwainenolan
      @dwainenolan 5 років тому +2

      @@graysonbrown605 wow u used my insult against me. Real smooth

  • @sarcasticnotsad5155
    @sarcasticnotsad5155 4 роки тому +610

    Did anyone notice that the guy in the Slob Stopper commercial didn’t even try to make it look like he spilled on accident?

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 4 роки тому +9

      -yes-
      No

    • @zugzugzugzuguwu
      @zugzugzugzuguwu 4 роки тому +32

      he was like:"This is a commercial everyone knows this isn't a real life cenario I don't know what that "acting" thing is"

  • @jesstaymusic
    @jesstaymusic 6 років тому +912

    I CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN PEANUT STARTED BARKING AT THE SHOES

    • @thaddeuscole3718
      @thaddeuscole3718 6 років тому +58

      Did you have a slob stopper?

    • @madisonszallar3673
      @madisonszallar3673 6 років тому +19

      Jessica Taylor Music wow you could really use a slob stopper

    • @nonother2634
      @nonother2634 6 років тому +18

      And you need a car to ruin

    • @cwhf89
      @cwhf89 5 років тому

      I'm the 800th comment

  • @patriciacovey4310
    @patriciacovey4310 9 місяців тому +9

    Swear, these carpet boots are just the things they use to move sofas across a floor when you work in retail

  • @luzaw81
    @luzaw81 4 роки тому +559

    I can’t believe that he didn’t buy the flash light for his “robbers”

  • @pipermarshmallow1120
    @pipermarshmallow1120 6 років тому +384

    you may not have peed on your couch but you definitely peed on your car seat

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 6 років тому +3

      Does he own a prius

    • @sfx1976
      @sfx1976 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @olivia-ey7nb
      @olivia-ey7nb 5 років тому +1

      pipermarshmallow11 I mean he could use the slob stopper

  • @milotheyoung
    @milotheyoung 4 роки тому +289

    Box: You can get up to 24 inches of air!
    Girl in video: 3 inches

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 4 роки тому +19

      it's about how to use the inches, not how many inches there are

    • @MB-sy9ll
      @MB-sy9ll 4 роки тому +4

      @@casualcrisis6349 The cackle I just released-

  • @kiralonely
    @kiralonely 2 роки тому +13

    The segment where Danny is dancing like a maniac never fails to make me cry laughing, and I can't really explain why, lmao-

  • @briannerioux4887
    @briannerioux4887 6 років тому +274

    the amount of sarcasm in this video is iconic

  • @_leeqt2279
    @_leeqt2279 5 років тому +570

    Unbox boy sounds a lot like box boy’s uncreative nemesis

    • @CassTeaElle
      @CassTeaElle 5 років тому +20

      "Uncreative nemesis" sounds like Creative's uncreative nemesis.

    • @christophermiller9516
      @christophermiller9516 5 років тому +3

      Unbox Boy! Here to unbox JUSTICE

  • @keinucci
    @keinucci 6 років тому +633

    walk. down. the stairs.

    • @SkiBat64
      @SkiBat64 6 років тому +4

      a bisexual mistake what kind of sane human being would do that?

  • @gooeygaster30
    @gooeygaster30 6 місяців тому +4

    HONESTLY these old danny videos are REALLY FUNNY 😭😭 maybe its just nostalgia but him slipping around and falling is so funny and i love his editing style in these days

    • @gooeygaster30
      @gooeygaster30 6 місяців тому +2

      also so good to see peanut🥹rip peanut

  • @LilyTheMuggle
    @LilyTheMuggle 4 роки тому +393

    When you tried the “slob stopper”, I snorted and almost choked on a cough drop.
    I’m suing due to my near death experience.

  • @spectacularspectacles2239
    @spectacularspectacles2239 6 років тому +275

    *doesn’t know headphones are turned all the way up*
    WHATS UP GREG!!!!

  • @jacintak2118
    @jacintak2118 6 років тому +269

    *You:* a slob stopper
    *Me, an intellectual:* bro bib

  • @karmendeleon1818
    @karmendeleon1818 3 роки тому +9

    Random but I just wanna say thank you so much for having closed captions on basically every video you have, it‘ s so nice as someone who is hard of hearing to be able to enjoy your videos 😊💗

  • @axololzartcave
    @axololzartcave 4 роки тому +238

    11:10
    “Ah, Im a busy businessman blah blah blah-“
    *”I’ll probably duck your stick.”*

  • @tancred12
    @tancred12 4 роки тому +389

    Danny: I'm 23 years old!
    Also Danny: *whiny man voice* I ripped the instructiioonnnss!

    • @Theelderscrolls52
      @Theelderscrolls52 4 роки тому +10

      I am twenty four and in grad school... that is definitely me. I can’t open hardly anything without ripping it 🤣

  • @The_Wiseking
    @The_Wiseking 6 років тому +573

    They have it on the inside so you tear the box open so u can't return it 4:02

    • @Corn624
      @Corn624 6 років тому +96

      adams897 OH DAMN THATS SMART

    • @jarrettmalinowski2017
      @jarrettmalinowski2017 6 років тому +37

      I was looking for somebody to say that that’s what I was thinking

    • @andrewolsen8211
      @andrewolsen8211 6 років тому +17

      adams897 I was thinking that too

    • @neptune8898
      @neptune8898 6 років тому +49

      11/10 Marketing

    • @lolycoly3950
      @lolycoly3950 6 років тому +1

      adams897 XD

  • @svenb4475
    @svenb4475 3 роки тому +21

    imagine youre usually slithering around in wearable carpet on hard floor and suddenly youre on carpet and youre like damn whats the best idea to get this thing going again? aah right, werable hard floor.

  • @LukeLikesToDraw
    @LukeLikesToDraw 4 роки тому +524

    Leader: Welcome to the gang kid. We got stealing Steve, murdering Mike, and crimes Johnson.
    Kid: What did crimes Johnson do?
    Leader: He went down the stairs with fun slides.

  • @coolmathgames1280
    @coolmathgames1280 4 роки тому +422

    wife: is that a bib?
    Husband: noo, it’s a slob stoper!

  • @justaninnocentpomegranate3702
    @justaninnocentpomegranate3702 6 років тому +2833

    What’s up Danny it’s me Greg

    • @kaylin2760
      @kaylin2760 6 років тому +114

      Just an innocent Pomegranate what's up Greg I'm also greg

    • @jackronan8355
      @jackronan8355 6 років тому +75

      No you’re a pomegranate

    • @xxshaunyxx8829
      @xxshaunyxx8829 6 років тому +19

      I’m Greg

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 6 років тому +39

      Pomegregate

    • @yoink4180
      @yoink4180 6 років тому +10

      666th like, I'm demon Greg

  • @KäptnKrückschwank
    @KäptnKrückschwank 2 роки тому +5

    9:55 Forget messy spills and unplanned accidents - so you can focus on your planned accidents

  • @lauraanderson3763
    @lauraanderson3763 6 років тому +478

    The only rooms in my house that aren’t carpet are the bathroom and kitchen so I actually bought the sliders and banged my head on the air vent so yes you need the helmet

  • @HS-pm1ro
    @HS-pm1ro 6 років тому +655

    Aw Danny this video was fantastic. I’ve seen you grow from a baby channel when vine was ending, and I’ve seen you develop and find your voice since I subbed back then. You are hilarious, clever, and hard working. We love you!

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 6 років тому +18

      Idk why I aw'd at this comment

    • @HS-pm1ro
      @HS-pm1ro 6 років тому +25

      We are the Gregs and we watch Danny grow

    • @brookeverdun3961
      @brookeverdun3961 6 років тому +2

      I liked then unliked bc I saw there was 420 likes

    • @julieking6533
      @julieking6533 6 років тому +2

      H S Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @shxrkygaming763
    @shxrkygaming763 4 роки тому +1068

    Danny: your definitely getting your $19.99 dollars worth
    Me: *sees them at dollar store for 4 dollars* :I

  • @shaeflatt8428
    @shaeflatt8428 3 роки тому +7

    we had those air pogo jumpers in primary school and oh my god, they were terrifying. i was convinced i was going to crack my head open because it was actually impossible to balance

  • @monet2909
    @monet2909 6 років тому +308

    this change of scenery has made me nervous

  • @br3dlvr799
    @br3dlvr799 6 років тому +133

    At 8:44
    "Let's see what peanut thinks of them"
    *gets attack by dog* lmao😂

  • @emmi4910
    @emmi4910 6 років тому +324

    “No one has a carpet ramp”
    Yeah, ok haha. Jokes on you!
    When I was 10, I had a carpet ramp so my cat could climb onto my loft bed.

    • @BlackPhoenixNight
      @BlackPhoenixNight 6 років тому +6

      We had a carpeted ramp off my front porch so my old shi tzu could get up on the deck to come inside.

    • @graciouslusunzi1236
      @graciouslusunzi1236 6 років тому +6

      'Had'

    • @pogchamp5127
      @pogchamp5127 6 років тому +1

      I just made my cat climb the little rock wall I had to my loft...
      He friggen loves it.

    • @oneandonlyjez
      @oneandonlyjez 6 років тому +1

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Bellareilly_08
    @Bellareilly_08 2 роки тому +62

    11:35 Did he say "my vag is clammy"??????

  • @florieguneratne4655
    @florieguneratne4655 6 років тому +425

    surely they put the instructions on the inside so you can't return them

  • @marksuckinbgber6792
    @marksuckinbgber6792 6 років тому +79

    "was i hot chick"
    "yeah you where pretty good"
    "did i get any out of you"
    "no i'm still dry

  • @Sarah-yh8nw
    @Sarah-yh8nw 6 років тому +210

    I wish he reviewed that flashlight from the first video to see if it could stop a robber

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro 6 років тому +1

      Sarah Adams I have a flashlight that does all those things. It's not the Tac Light, but it strobes. My husband got it. Idk why. Lol

  • @keirab.4851
    @keirab.4851 2 роки тому +16

    14:46 you have that person’s DNA you can find out who it was

  • @kavya1459
    @kavya1459 6 років тому +749

    You fall on the beach = no babe
    You spill your coffee = no babe

    • @tomoko8578
      @tomoko8578 6 років тому +22

      now we’ll never get those hot babes

    • @kavya1459
      @kavya1459 6 років тому +8

      Daisy_ Chan NEVER 😭

    • @yogabbagabby7206
      @yogabbagabby7206 6 років тому +4

      Born 2 Pizza I was thinking the same thing

    • @madelynnmoses7266
      @madelynnmoses7266 6 років тому +1

      We shall never get those BABES!!!

  • @jessikaaustin2638
    @jessikaaustin2638 6 років тому +102

    Excessive paw licking can be a sign of an allergic reaction in your dog. I recently lost my dog to an untreatable allergic reaction, the signs of which, we didn't notice until it was too late for her. Keep your pup safe!

  • @stacyrojas5766
    @stacyrojas5766 5 років тому +336

    Mom: Help my son please!
    Nurse:What happened?
    Mom:He was just using he Fun Slides and...
    Nurse:Oh those give you Maximum damage!

  • @megantheedragon
    @megantheedragon 3 роки тому +4

    8:43 the chaotic energy of this product was already hysterical but i really lost it over peanut

  • @supremepancakeleader9823
    @supremepancakeleader9823 6 років тому +167

    Nowhere to run?!
    Nowhere to hide?!
    You can't escape if their wearing carpet slides?!!!!!!!

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 6 років тому +2

      Supreme pancake leader they're*

    • @Squid_chick
      @Squid_chick 6 років тому +3

      And a bib cape

  • @courtney526
    @courtney526 6 років тому +897

    That shirt is beautiful. 😍😍

    • @keinucci
      @keinucci 6 років тому +25

      Nicholas Hawkins use code james for 10% off

    • @eadlynjune
      @eadlynjune 6 років тому +1

      I know right? Its actually really pretty.

    • @zahara1115
      @zahara1115 6 років тому

      a bisexual mistake on your huda brushes!

  • @naaiiilllll
    @naaiiilllll 6 років тому +115

    WALK. DOWN. THE. STAIRS.

  • @rainyrainold
    @rainyrainold 3 роки тому +25

    I work in a group home for mentally and physically disabled adults and we use them exactly like this but we call them "clothing protectors"

  • @jacob7317
    @jacob7317 4 роки тому +6026

    who is here in 2020 in quarantine and rewatching all of danny’s vids

    • @bubblegum_b
      @bubblegum_b 4 роки тому +106

      Lmao, hi, fellow Greg. Am I the only one wondering who tf is behind the camera?
      Edit: oh, nvm, the "hot girl" showed his face. Lol

    • @timothycoulby9514
      @timothycoulby9514 4 роки тому +58

      *Cries in quarantined*

    • @Barbwireamulet777
      @Barbwireamulet777 4 роки тому +19

      Same here!

    • @kmmeyers89
      @kmmeyers89 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah I'm binging his videos

    • @wallywest4586
      @wallywest4586 4 роки тому +10

      Meeeeeeeee

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +855

    Man Danny, "You looked like a maniac!"

    • @Danny-Gonzalez
      @Danny-Gonzalez  6 років тому +101

      thanks man

    • @Physma
      @Physma 6 років тому +8

      You look like a ninja

    • @ZiroAz
      @ZiroAz 6 років тому +12

      *Hey! It's My Brother!*

    • @venusvstheworld
      @venusvstheworld 6 років тому

      Hi best friend

    • @Physma
      @Physma 6 років тому +1

      Justin X. Who

  • @itsmoon1996
    @itsmoon1996 5 років тому +208

    The pattern of the off brand slob stopper looks like mildly distressed ghosts

  • @songthrush4330
    @songthrush4330 2 роки тому +2

    17:53
    "descending into heaven" is Greg that high up in the chain of being that it DESCENDS into heaven? wow, I'm glad I'm a part of it!

  • @Concerned_Kitten
    @Concerned_Kitten 4 роки тому +245

    Me: Doesn't notice wet couch
    Danny: It was my dog I didn't pee on the couch
    Me: Now officially thinking he peed on the couch

  • @sillybilly.1
    @sillybilly.1 5 років тому +799

    *danny died hitting his head on the tv stand*
    Me: *sips tea*
    ...dafuq was that?

    • @margaretrodgers5076
      @margaretrodgers5076 5 років тому +4

      The tea
      that's what it is

    • @X3N1TH
      @X3N1TH 5 років тому

      Joslyn Fox and Adore Delano Fan 4 your LIFE/LEGACY ooooooofff

    • @margaretrodgers5076
      @margaretrodgers5076 5 років тому

      @@X3N1TH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

    • @klex4676
      @klex4676 5 років тому

      I saw that and k was like wait dafaq??

    • @choccrocgacha8144
      @choccrocgacha8144 5 років тому

      your profile and username is asking for attention.
      dafuq is that..?

  • @matthewhaley4034
    @matthewhaley4034 4 роки тому +157

    “Are they fun......... no!”
    Literally 2 seconds later
    “This next product isn’t as fun...”

  • @rawsteak1186
    @rawsteak1186 3 роки тому +19

    Lmao the cameraman was having the time of his life watching him skate around

  • @zoebernard4060
    @zoebernard4060 6 років тому +266

    danny dancing like a maniac is the best ever