I mean... maybe? Tbh, I feel like it works more for physical deformities/birth defects rather than depression, because while depression is difficult to cure, it's still something that cAN be cured. So like, if it's with a birth defect or physical deformity, it could be comparable to "you can't read my texts properly? just get new eyes" or "if you can't reach the food, just grow a new arm", or even something mental like "stop having autism" in short, idk, periods are something we are made to have since birth unless a. you're barren, b. you're male, or c. you were born with amenorrhea (this excludes all factors that can temporarily end periods like birth control or a severe mental illness, you still got a period, it just ended temporarily)
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 you're right but, idk if you have depression or anxiety, it can't be cured like a fever like.. fevers pass, they get better and depression isn't always like that. but yeah I agree.
DISHWASHINGLICKWID omg hi babe! Had no idea you watched danny 😍 makes me wanna be your friend even more!! Also you should make a video on the jackie aina giveaway! I’d love to hear your take on it! Have a great day!!!
I find it funnier when people do those weird mind games like “I’m breaking up with you” “because I want to be your husband/wife” but it goes wrong so like “I’m breaking up with you” Expecting them to be upset and sad Them: lol phew I wanted to break up with you ages ago but didn’t know how to tell you
My ex broke up with me on a dare as a joke and then was shocked when I agreed we should break up. I’d been trying to find a way to break up with him for weeks and he gave me the perfect opportunity.
I love how his "girlfriend" acknowledges her plate is empty and that she has a sign taped to her chest but not the fact that she's actually drew gooden
Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: NO Girl: Do you want to be with me forever? Boy: NO Girl: Would you cry if I walked away? Boy: NO She heard enough and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm Boy: Also, this is a robbery. Give me your money!
I will always love the one that’s like “a boy and a girl are riding a motorcycle. The boy stops with no explanation and tells her to get off. She is confused but gets off and goes home. The next day she finds out he has died. He saw the wall and let her off before driving into it 😔”
For some reason the idea of someone being like “I got you flowers” and holding three dead toads and trying to cram them in a vase is absolutely hilarious to me and actually makes me laugh audibly every time I watch this video
If I were pregnant and I was worried, stressed, and crying and my boyfriend does that mind game, I would just break up with him. I don't need that emotional abuse
Danny: “What short person is going to see this and be like ‘I don’t think I really do deserve love’?” my 4’10 self deprecating ass: “my time to shine baby”
Boy: Babes what wrong Girl: Where my croissant Boy: Sorry sweethurt I eatens you croissant Girl: **creis** Boy: **gets hit by big mens on moterbikers** Girl: Noes I should’ve give you more croissant SHARE TO FRIENS IF CRYED 😭💔
It’s an all night party that we’re gettin into, if you think it’s *FREE REAL ESTATE* then the joke is on you Roses are red, go through the gate. Over the hills, *it’s free real estate*
Right? Like the one where danny tags his boss, the picture of the 2 anime characters is from a story called "Love doesn't Talk" which is adorable. It's on webtoon if you would like to read it
i remember 11 year old me thought these memes were so romantic and wondered why I couldn't find someone who would say all that to me. Then I grew up and realized it's because it sounds fucking insane.
Hattie Francis I was reading the description, too. I wanted to know what is the name of the piano pieces that he plays while reading the posts. Does any of you guys know their names, by any chance?
I put this through a morse code translater bc i was like "oh this is really clever i wonder what it says" and it just says "EHSSSSHHEEI" Still a funny comment tho!
Girl : "Will you place your minecraft bed next to mine?" Boy : "No." Chat : Girl has fallen to her death Boy : "I want to sleep in the same bed with you..." Girl : *respawns* Girl : Umm actually you can't sleep in the same bed in Minecraft you noob. Girl : *Leaves server*
after he said "well theres only one thing to do" without looking i accidentally clicked on another video and kurtis started talking and i got really confused as to why he turned into kurtis and why i didn't remember that part of the skit
Girl:I luvs u Boy:me hates u Girl:*cri* Boy:I meant to say I want u Girl:marrys Tag the random stranger stalking you at night, your mom, your dad, your pet, your nemesis, your pillow and your blanket.
8:15 the convo is kinda similar to traditional marriage in our country For example a boy knows a girl (maybe he was her classmate, neighbor..etc) and when he wants to get married he will go find a girl he knows and hes interested in so he will just go to her house and meet her and her family, so they start asking him questions and if the girl likes him she will approve (sometimes she doesnt have a right to give her opinion, it is the dad who chooses) and that's toxic to me
Girl: I is pregenante, perganantttt, PRAGNENT Boy: Liessssss. I can’t be with you anymore. Girl:*cries* Boy: I can only be with you forever. Girl: AYEEE Boy: also, is is PREGANATTE too This is such a beautiful story. Tag your dogs boyfriend’s child’s cat.
Girl: I’m being pragmatic. Boy: I’ll love that baby forever. Girl: what? No I mean.. Boy: It’s okay unlike my dad, I’ll stay forever Girl: are you making an Insta post of this conversation? Boy: yeah babe couple goals Girl: ok dude I’m going to the store to pick up some cigarettes, do you want anything? Boy: yeah can you get me some twizzlers? Girl: sure (Morgan Freeman narration) she never did come back.
Girl: Am hot? Boy: no- Girl: *runs away and chop off her own head with scissors* Boy at funeral: you gorgeous This is what true lov is tag your bald dad if you cried and agreed. 😭❤️
*wears wedding ring while his "girlfriend" breaks up with him*
JCra Z hes married to drew gooden duh
JCra Z did you not watch the fanfic video?!? ethan klein literally married them.
@@beefykeith48 how would he marry himself???
I think Greg’s wife needs a boyfriend, she’s so lonely
He's having an affair
The “don’t leave me I don’t know how to cook” in the skit at the beginning was a missed opportunity to be sponsored by Hello Fresh
True
Damn, would have been marketing genius.
It really was…
I for once would’ve enjoyed a sponsorship
Danny: he’s just talking to himself, like a psychopath?
Also Danny:*breaks up with himself*
He was just a man... Doing business
@@Cat-yx7xc Manly business
@@NyanCatzzz very manly
@@helloworld366 the manliest
Manicure
"Bae, get out from periods" has the same feeling as "Stop being depressed".
"just think happy thoughts"
@@Dr4gon_k1tties "just stop being sad"
I mean... maybe? Tbh, I feel like it works more for physical deformities/birth defects rather than depression, because while depression is difficult to cure, it's still something that cAN be cured. So like, if it's with a birth defect or physical deformity, it could be comparable to "you can't read my texts properly? just get new eyes" or "if you can't reach the food, just grow a new arm", or even something mental like "stop having autism"
in short, idk, periods are something we are made to have since birth unless a. you're barren, b. you're male, or c. you were born with amenorrhea (this excludes all factors that can temporarily end periods like birth control or a severe mental illness, you still got a period, it just ended temporarily)
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 you're right but, idk if you have depression or anxiety, it can't be cured like a fever like.. fevers pass, they get better and depression isn't always like that. but yeah I agree.
@@itiswhatitismindset oh definitely, a mere fever is definitely nothing compared to depression and anxiety
*3 dead toads in a vase*
me, my dignity, and i
DISHWASHINGLICKWID omg hi babe! Had no idea you watched danny 😍 makes me wanna be your friend even more!! Also you should make a video on the jackie aina giveaway! I’d love to hear your take on it! Have a great day!!!
DISHWASHINGLICKWID XD IT WAS A TOADFLOWER DANNY XD
Laughed so hard
Now i know why no girls wants to go on a date with me
I too hate it when I confuse amphibious creatures for flowering plants
Happens all the time!
Alyx L. I know right!!
me with the 99th like: I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess
What the fuck who liked this dkadldkdkdj
Every. Damn. Day.
I find it funnier when people do those weird mind games like “I’m breaking up with you” “because I want to be your husband/wife” but it goes wrong so like
“I’m breaking up with you”
Expecting them to be upset and sad
Them: lol phew I wanted to break up with you ages ago but didn’t know how to tell you
My gf tried that on me, I wasn’t happy in the relationship and thought it was real, so I played along. I dodged a bullet lol
My ex broke up with me on a dare as a joke and then was shocked when I agreed we should break up. I’d been trying to find a way to break up with him for weeks and he gave me the perfect opportunity.
I'm breaking you up......your bones.
man maybe people SHOULD do that, it seems to be an easy out if you aren't happy with the relationship
at likes 666
I love how his "girlfriend" acknowledges her plate is empty and that she has a sign taped to her chest but not the fact that she's actually drew gooden
Shhh... don't let her know.
“Bae get out of periods!” Ugh. I wish it were that easy.
*Just get out of periods its not hard bro*
why cant she be in commas omg its not that difficult
"Ugh, just hurry up and hit menopause"
Uh I know your going through pains that can be as bad as heart failure but come one just stop bleeding
Bruh idk what to say, i just- i don't even- nvm
Laura: Hey dan-
*sees that he’s breaking up with himself*
Laura: I think this is a bad time..
LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thet prob happened tbh
That's Danny's luck
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Lmao imagine your s/o getting on one knee and saying “I’m breaking up with you” with a big smile on their face
KFKDKWJDBAMDJCNSNGJ
@crust
@crust
@crust
700TH LIKE LEZGOO
Danny: (breaks up with himself)
Laura: "ah sweet, time to finally shoot my shot!"
Nothing says romance like 3 dead toads in a vase😩
Oh yes, I agree
honestly, if someone gave me 3 dead toads instead of flowers,I would marry them on the spot
Omg yes
Lanadelrayofsunshine omg lmao I thought he said toes 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr jelly
Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy: NO
Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy: NO
Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy: NO
She heard enough and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Also, this is a robbery. Give me your money!
That took a turn lmao
lol
so tragic
😂😂😂
I was not expecting that
Boy: **says genuinely rude things**
Girl: **sob**
Boy: jk lol
Girl: lol
😭😭💙
@@blackwillow482 ?
Girl: *suddenly dies for some reason*
"Ew you suck"
"Oop- i'm gonna die now"
"...my d."
I think this user, may be piece of cheese 🤔
"All Greg's are immortal."
So this explains why Danny hasn't aged in the past 5 years-
He is stealing our life force, drainibg our energy like a vampire, in order to become a god
@@henrysphone6364 I’m fine with this
I will always love the one that’s like “a boy and a girl are riding a motorcycle. The boy stops with no explanation and tells her to get off. She is confused but gets off and goes home. The next day she finds out he has died. He saw the wall and let her off before driving into it 😔”
honestly a better love story than twilight
"stops" did he just stop let her off then just start driving again to kill himself
Tyler Doan yes and it is truly tragic
@@tylerdoan1785 XD
I feel bad for ugly laughing at this omfg
boy:
*whispers* please, stay with me
girl:
*whispers* it’s free real estate
I'm using it
kieran groves stop OMG
Your comment is so underrated 😂
@@YourFoodIsBland appreciated 😅
@@YourFoodIsBland So we meet again 💜
“All Gregs are immortal and impervious to all diseases”
*coronavirus has left the chat*
LuvTortyz WE WILL SURVIVE. WOOOOOOO
I'm not gonna like this comment cuz it's at 69 likes.
Greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg
GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG
when ur greg but you actually got coronavirus
For some reason the idea of someone being like “I got you flowers” and holding three dead toads and trying to cram them in a vase is absolutely hilarious to me and actually makes me laugh audibly every time I watch this video
if someone did that to me i would date them on the spot
Bae get out of periods. Like my Bae has literally been in the Jurassic period for over a week
i'm dying this comment is so underrated lmao
Damn. My friends been in Triassic for a while😔
Me too! Mines been in the renaissance
Ive personally been in the Stone Age
Man ive been in the Cretaceous myself
Girl: Do I look like a snacc?
Guy: No
*girl commits toaster bath*
Guy at funeral: You're a meal *grabbing handful of ashes as his jaw unhinges*
YeetStar yes
the visceral repulse this comment gave me though
I laughed and then said OH out loud when I realised what you meant at the end
Kronos and Zeus about to eat their children:
(I may be wrong but)
@@michelled87 I thought kronos ate Zeus. Like I know Zeus ain't got the best reputation but I dont think he ate his kids. Might be wrong though
I like how Danny has a wife but plays his own girlfriend.
D Diamond haha
It's because he broke up with his girlfriend by making her his wife.
Hannah Roa Id like you to undo that statement
Wait really?
Lmao
he has a WIFE? I thought he was like 17 😳
If I were pregnant and I was worried, stressed, and crying and my boyfriend does that mind game, I would just break up with him. I don't need that emotional abuse
Danny: “What short person is going to see this and be like ‘I don’t think I really do deserve love’?”
my 4’10 self deprecating ass: “my time to shine baby”
Taryn you good at giving hugs and monitoring heart beats though??
CannabisMaximus02 my only redeeming qualities to be honest
Lmao same height same mindset
i can relate to this comment
imma flex on you for being one inch taller
>:)
Sorry but I love how your eyes match so well with that T-shirt lol
YES
I want to say how nice his eyes are on like every vid but I also don't want to be creepy so thank you for finding a non-creepy way lmao
SAME
I just noticed that-
Abigael Roy like "your eyeballs please me Danny"
*hoW tO bEiNg a roMaNcE*
*hOW tO dO tHe lOVes*
How to be a 9 years old normie
hOw tO gEt 9 yEaR oLdS wRiTe tHesE "rOmAnTiC" sTorIeS
this sent me lmao
How to be deep and force kids to fake depression uwu
Boy: Babes what wrong
Girl: Where my croissant
Boy: Sorry sweethurt I eatens you croissant
Girl: **creis**
Boy: **gets hit by big mens on moterbikers**
Girl: Noes I should’ve give you more croissant
SHARE TO FRIENS IF CRYED 😭💔
This comment was better than your cooking. Jk. I love your food.
The fact that you misspelled sweetheart but not croissant makes this more cursed
i,M cryg eVerytume! 😔😔😔
*shareds to eveyr fren*
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Merch idea: bibs that say girlfriend character on them
Hell yeah great idea, my dude
A shirt would be cool too
@@oliviagarrett1853 no
spaghetti gum yes
@@dekusnumber1simp380 no
Boy: (whispers)
*Its free real estate*
Viic *moans*
It’s an all night party that we’re gettin into, if you think it’s *FREE REAL ESTATE* then the joke is on you
Roses are red, go through the gate. Over the hills, *it’s free real estate*
Viic
L O L
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE!! CREDIT REPORT.COM BABY!!!
hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear
i sure do hate it when i’m in periods
Funny finding YOU here Abbachio😂😂😂
Dr. Giorno
hello peepee boy
Leone Abbacchio is this a jojo reference
Bad Wolf
everything i say is a jojo reference
@@SNRGR as it should be
"I got you a bib that says girlfriend character" is such a great joke.
another dumb thing about these accounts is that they're almost definitely just stealing random ppl's art for their posts without credit
YESS
@@crypto1122 just like mvperry, saying ''OOO I FOUND IT OFF GOOGLE OOO''
Right? Like the one where danny tags his boss, the picture of the 2 anime characters is from a story called "Love doesn't Talk" which is adorable. It's on webtoon if you would like to read it
Yeah
I hate plagiarism
i remember 11 year old me thought these memes were so romantic and wondered why I couldn't find someone who would say all that to me. Then I grew up and realized it's because it sounds fucking insane.
lmaoooo same, i can't believe these posts still exist
I’m 11 and I literally hate those
Omg that was me at 11. I even wrote shit like that in my diary xD. I cringe at my past self.
Whats being 17 like now?@@manit940
@@manit940 Hey, you're 17 now right? How is life? Doing good?
my bae is always in periods, man i hate middle school’s system
Brandon Salway This comment is underrated.
Hol'up
👩🏻
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do american high schools not have periods?
Brandon Salway how old are you
all this jokes are nice but nobody’s gonna mention how his shirt matches his eyes perfectly?
You marry me, I has many 'Lemborghinis' and much Villass...
you have much Italian restaurants
you feel much greg
i have many... leather bound books...
hiryu. egdy
hiryu. YES 😂
I literally choked on my water laughing @ the rich man talking to himself when the girl already left
Nayely Cruz I HAVE 2 PORCHE 1 LEMBORGHINI I AM THE BOSS
*_grab those things that makes you happy_*
I'd be arrested then
Where am i supposed to find a noose?
Hattie Francis I was reading the description, too. I wanted to know what is the name of the piano pieces that he plays while reading the posts. Does any of you guys know their names, by any chance?
is that luke hemmings fhgufkdhd
Kavin. He never said you have to grab them in public... O-O
"she's in periods"
the guy named periods: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) *wait wat*
S-she's... the one in him?
This shit's funny why does it only have like 19 likes?
What in the hentai is going on with them lol😂
@@lemonfromanorangetree650 he guy is having a baby girl
@@lemonfromanorangetree650 that sounded better in my head
youtuber: *exist*
audible: SpOnSoR
And skillshare....skillshare always sponsors youtubers
And Honey skjkjsk
This video's sponsored by
S Q U A R E S P A CE
seatgeek
Better than UA-cam removing adds for no good reason and gives adds and cash to soulless terrible UA-camrs
Dirty lines :
"YESS BABY DRAW ME TO FULFILLMENT"
"MM BABY GRAB THOSE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY"
Cody Ko is the best person to have ecer walked the earth
CODYYYY
YES TMG🙏🙏
Yessss!!!!
Girly Nerd
*makes
I like how the girlfriends voice is deeper than dannys voice
i want to like but ur at 69 so i wont ruin it
@@oli7085 I ruined it...
@@user-xe3xo4iz7e its ok...
I love your pfp
@@georgiakapetaniou761 who are u talking to?
8:23 well Danny, this is what we call an arranged marriage in India
And around the world, arranged marriages are part of a lot of different cultures.
when i hear arranged marriage i think 2018 gacha life video
"Grab those things that makes you happy"
*grabs phone*
And starts watching Danny 😋
*grabs ‘Instant Death Potion, Do Not Use!’ And chugs it*
Grabs plate of spaghetti
Grabs vape
How do I grab a car?
Girls: Do you want baby.
Boy: no
Girl: silently cries*
Boy: whispers* I want three
Tag your girl
Toni P @hentaiwaifus
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@yourgirl
@no_one
This was atcually good
**girlfriend character has left the chat**
As a girl i can confirm that we definitely just suddenly hate everyone when we’re ‘in periods’
Danny's wife watching him break up with himself: 👁👄👁
Yep wonder which Danny got the house and 1st comment
He's married?
Shirley M. Y e s
@@js0219 😯😮 o m g
Michelle Dolbeck so is Danny’s wife the camerawomen or is she like really camera shy
when bae is in periods
boy: hey bae
girl: . .... ... ... ... ... .... .... . . ..
boy: wtf
- HomeDepotViprin - she’s doing morse code
*in periods*
@@angrylozenger lmao
Eye with the face
I put this through a morse code translater bc i was like "oh this is really clever i wonder what it says" and it just says "EHSSSSHHEEI" Still a funny comment tho!
Girl: Do you think im pretty?
Boy: no
_girl dies_
Boy: no i dont think you're pretty i think you're *super* pretty
Tag a friend that died
_ N_ they’re*
@Timothy Smith, you can’t prove I killed you
the cup RM throws in the Run MV 💜💜💜
@my_will_to_live
miss u bro
what is happening in the replies
"When bae is in periods" just makes me picture someone being menaced by flying ellipses like it's Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds 😂😂😂
SAJKKJSAJK LMAOOOO
The grammar is so bad he automatically corrects it when he reads the text 😂
girl: do you like my shirt
boy: no
girl: *dies*
boy: i love shirt...
please tag your shirt
@jeramiah
@harris
@steve
@shirtblacktea
Drop a “👚” if you crib in dis sad tagedy
@pants
Girl : "Will you place your minecraft bed next to mine?"
Boy : "No."
Chat : Girl has fallen to her death
Boy : "I want to sleep in the same bed with you..."
Girl : *respawns*
Girl : Umm actually you can't sleep in the same bed in Minecraft you noob.
Girl : *Leaves server*
This nearly made me cry, so heart warming, with such a twist at the end as well 😪❤
Girl fell from a high place
Underrated comment
good
This is contradictory 😡 putting your minecraft beda next to each other is sharing a bed. I rest my case.
He went all out on the budget to create that girlfriend character.
"Greg is immortal."
*me who got hit by a car a few months ago and survived:* 👁️👄👁️
Jokes aside I wish you a full recovery!
You good homie?
Bruh are you okay
@@ThisUserPassedAway I love your name and I hope the person is okay too
You good?
"and tag someone"
Ahh yes, the official account of Danish Ministry of Taxation will be very surprised and confused.
Štěpán Otřísal your it
crying* i still need to finish my study. my parents would be disappointed if they know
Me watching these videos instead of studying
Same
after he said "well theres only one thing to do" without looking i accidentally clicked on another video and kurtis started talking and i got really confused as to why he turned into kurtis and why i didn't remember that part of the skit
Girl: Am I ugly?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Cries
Girl: *Commits go to sleep and no wake up*
Boy: goes to bed
Boy: sleeps
S &J i cried
me
😭💔
THAT IS THE * sniffle* SADDEST STORY EVER! *sniffle * I JUST CRIED SO HARD! 😭😢
Lmao😂
Boy:If you walked away I would DIE
Girl: *Walks away to see if he's telling the truth*
Boy: *Gets heart attack*
Boy: gets struck by lighting
@@Foxgurloli Noice.
lol The first thing I thought of was death note.
*ee*
So sad 😭😭😢😢
danny: what short person would see this and say "no i don't deserve love"
me: *raises hand slowly*
Mr. Struggle same, but my hand wouldn’t raise slowly
Mine shot up.
Decreasing love for you raising love for God
me too scared to say i dont deserve love in case someone says they agree lolol im totally kidding that was a joke lol ha ahahahhaa
Mr. Struggle omg I just watched the Mr. struggle video
i swear danny has never lost his vine energy
Girl:I luvs u
Boy:me hates u
Girl:*cri*
Boy:I meant to say I want u
Girl:marrys
Tag the random stranger stalking you at night, your mom, your dad, your pet, your nemesis, your pillow and your blanket.
I love this
Best part is this has 69 likes
TEH EVIL BANANA aaaa
6:53
"Treat your girls like that"
Girls, plural?
So u need to have 3 girls ???
Polyamorous
girls, plural.
BlueAppleTea you gotta have at least 14
BlueAppleTea well duh
Danny's girlfriend: I gotta go
Danny: No PLEASE
Danny's Girlfriend: I GOT TO GO
Are you referencing what I think you are?
lmao
But.. it’s cold outside
NO DONT LEAVE ME
@@clydefrogzz Yes probably :3
8:15 the convo is kinda similar to traditional marriage in our country
For example a boy knows a girl (maybe he was her classmate, neighbor..etc) and when he wants to get married he will go find a girl he knows and hes interested in so he will just go to her house and meet her and her family, so they start asking him questions and if the girl likes him she will approve (sometimes she doesnt have a right to give her opinion, it is the dad who chooses) and that's toxic to me
That's more than "toxic" it's sexist misogynistic and forced marriage
Girl: I like you
Boy: I don't like you, sorry
Girl: **yeetus thine feetus, commits self-deletus**
You deserved to be pinned
this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen
This is one of the holy most beautiful things my eyes have seen
Wow
Deserve a hundred million likes
Boy: how can I have a salary, when I am--
Ad: I AM RECENTLY RETIRED
Lol
I am- THE NEW DETROIT STYLE FROM PIZZA HUT
I got:
Boy: How can I have a salary when I am-
Ad: Grammerly can help make your writing clear and concise
How can I have a salary when I am charmin ultra soft 😭😭😭😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬
Danny: Has a girlfriend character.
Danny: Has a wife.
Also Danny: Uses himself in a name bib as the girlfriend character.
danny: "talking to himself? like a psychopath?"
also danny: *making fun of this guy for talking to himself, by himself*
Damn I hate when I’m in periods
Hersh I know right. All that swimming and bad vision.
Don't we all hate it when we're in periods....
2018 Tall Girls: Beautiful
2019 Tall Girls: Size 13 nikes
2020 Tall Girls: 🤧
Caryn Fogarty #tallgirl movie 😤✌🏿
Men size 13 nikes*
MENS
...I read size 13 nukes
@@biancaandres8682 atta human!
*handed a empty plate to me and pretended to eat for the past half hour*
Fish
I yeet my meat to the beat of my feet
Ur species Feces lol Lol nice
reddie trash
Your name and profile pic makes me happy
nice pfp
5:20 all the poor girls who are average height, medium sized, or any color besides “fair” and “dark”
an audible sponsor!!!! get that coin danny!!
*daddy
ok what
Jacksfilms is trembling
kxwxiicxt shit u right
he can really buy that castle in the beginning now
Coint*
i appreciate that ur eyes match with ur T shirt, A+ for colour coordination
xStateofSleepx I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😂
*me after breakup: cries and eats ice cream*
*Danny after a breakup: makes a video*
Jokes on you...
*I Would do BOTH*
After my break up we just became friends
@@alliethe_flash4167 xd
Me: *Watches the Office for the 100th time*
@@alliethe_flash4167 gotta multitask sometimes, they don't understand 😂😂
the way you read these as if they were relatable and made sense literally had me wheezing
Girl: I’m on my periods
Boy: ( puts toads in vase)
Girl: you are so romantic
Tag yours boss if you cried too ❤️
@mom
AMY RAMOS lmaoooooo 😂
@boy
@yes
Omg I’m crying
your humor is so meta
Reagan oh hi, i love your channel! O:
what’s meta
❤
That's not what meta means at all.
bhhb njkbh then, tell us?
“What short person is gonna see this and be like hmm, I don’t think I really do deserve love”
Me.
I am that person.
Somewhat Psycho Are you in periods?
Somewhat Psycho
Are you in the periods??
Get out of them~
xD
Also, also me **raises hand**
"i don't want to be with you, i NEED to be with you"
he literally said that he doesn't want to but is necessary for some reason
Girl: I is pregenante, perganantttt, PRAGNENT
Boy: Liessssss. I can’t be with you anymore.
Girl:*cries*
Boy: I can only be with you forever.
Girl: AYEEE
Boy: also, is is PREGANATTE too
This is such a beautiful story. Tag your dogs boyfriend’s child’s cat.
@oreothecat
It's pregnananat
I cannot cope😂🤣😅
Girl: I’m being pragmatic.
Boy: I’ll love that baby forever.
Girl: what? No I mean..
Boy: It’s okay unlike my dad, I’ll stay forever
Girl: are you making an Insta post of this conversation?
Boy: yeah babe couple goals
Girl: ok dude I’m going to the store to pick up some cigarettes, do you want anything?
Boy: yeah can you get me some twizzlers?
Girl: sure
(Morgan Freeman narration) she never did come back.
PREGANANANT
can you stop being funny cause im trying to drink my juice right now
This deserves a lot more likes
Lea Biron
L O L
Lea Biron miou miou im a ciow (spelled wrong on purpose)
Super fucking underrated comment
Well did you finish the juice
Girl: will u luv me 4ever
Boy: no
*girl runs away crien. Gets hit a a car bc she doesn’t c da sine*
Boy *crine*: I will luv u 5evr :(
nevermindthename 😂😂😂best comment
this is so sad
Can we hit 500 children
lyk if u cri evritim
Ligma balls nigga 😂😂👌
This is so sad... Alexa play Despacito.
I love that the nutcracker just has a piece of paper that reads "Nutcracker" oh my claws 😭 XD
I like how you actually have a wife you could have done the intro bit with, but you chose to make everything more difficult.
Just an innocent Pomegranate Wife?
Karan Aujla he does wear a ring on this 4th finger
No pomegranates!
I want to get my gf panzergranate
how old is he?
girl: boy wil you date me
boy: no.
girl: *dyes*
boy at funerals
boy: "i'll marey you"
drop a ❤️ and share with a friends who dead
@Lenin
Meeta Verma yeah, that’s the point
Vry dep
ok
Giselle Arellano yeahs i cryeid 😢😢
No one:
Not a single soul:
Captions: *takes up whole screen*
No one:
Not a single soul:
Hippoplatypi: *appears in the comments section*
No one:
Not a single soul:
RamenOctopus: replies to Hippoplatypi.
no one:
not a single soul:
Iron Man: replies to RamenOctupus
No one:
Not a single soul:
꧁Pugnacious ꧂: replies to Iron Man
No one:
Not a single soul:
ɪʀᴇɴᴄᴠᴀ: replies to nikoomilanaedits
If I’m being honest you are one of the only UA-camrs that actually make me laugh you make my days much better yours truly Greg
Girl: Am hot?
Boy: no-
Girl: *runs away and chop off her own head with scissors*
Boy at funeral: you gorgeous
This is what true lov is tag your bald dad if you cried and agreed. 😭❤️
Zoe Allen this is the funniest comment ive ever seen oml
Zoe Allen Leik if yoo cri erevy tim.
xxXmCrFoRlYfEXxx bvblover this is so sad can we hit 50 like??
Wait I have no bald dad
Katia Olivares shave it
Plot twist:
Girlfriend character marries the toads
*tag someone and drop a like if you agree*
@masterbait69 hahahaha this is so u and @10ftlongschlong
what are we agreeing on
@xXPussySlayer6969Xx
👐🏻
/ l
l l
👍🏻
I dropped a like
“How can I get the salary when actually I am”
**goldfish add comes on**
“GOLDFISH FLAVORED”
😂😂😂
At 1:17 my video froze and I stared at that for like an entire minute before realizing it was frozen
"You've scrolled this far you might as well follow me" with a puppy picture. I hate those.
Puccettina 88 frick. i know right T_T
I swear i fucking hate those especially the ones with a creepy squirward like no bitch
Andrei angela Babista I hate bts they're trash
Danny Galindo no need to say it out loud...
Puccettina 88 _do you know where to buy a squip ;)_
*how to being a **_romance_*
Rachel Camasura I spit out my drink
Hallo yes how I am to doing this romance ting
*NO!!*
Grab those things that makes you happy
Boy: *grabs phone to watch Danny *
Olivia Stevo aw
not boy, but GREG
Godamn if this aint the truth
Laura looking in the bin: "Danny what is this paper, "Girlfriend Character""?
Danny: 👁👄👁