How Are These Relatable? (Bad Relationship Memes)

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  • @JCrayZ17
    @JCrayZ17 5 років тому +5573

    *wears wedding ring while his "girlfriend" breaks up with him*

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 5 років тому +189

      JCra Z hes married to drew gooden duh

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 5 років тому +163

      JCra Z did you not watch the fanfic video?!? ethan klein literally married them.

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 4 роки тому +160

      @@beefykeith48 how would he marry himself???

    • @tapicyl
      @tapicyl 4 роки тому +35

      I think Greg’s wife needs a boyfriend, she’s so lonely

    • @elainewalter8685
      @elainewalter8685 4 роки тому +11

      He's having an affair

  • @samihanna9461
    @samihanna9461 3 роки тому +3951

    The “don’t leave me I don’t know how to cook” in the skit at the beginning was a missed opportunity to be sponsored by Hello Fresh

    • @juan6richard175
      @juan6richard175 3 роки тому +34

      True

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 3 роки тому +128

      Damn, would have been marketing genius.

    • @goatmom2980
      @goatmom2980 2 роки тому +36

      It really was…
      I for once would’ve enjoyed a sponsorship

  • @kenjibarry8631
    @kenjibarry8631 4 роки тому +9984

    Danny: he’s just talking to himself, like a psychopath?
    Also Danny:*breaks up with himself*

  • @itiswhatitismindset
    @itiswhatitismindset 3 роки тому +5202

    "Bae, get out from periods" has the same feeling as "Stop being depressed".

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 роки тому +239

      "just think happy thoughts"

    • @itiswhatitismindset
      @itiswhatitismindset 3 роки тому +178

      @@Dr4gon_k1tties "just stop being sad"

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 роки тому +28

      I mean... maybe? Tbh, I feel like it works more for physical deformities/birth defects rather than depression, because while depression is difficult to cure, it's still something that cAN be cured. So like, if it's with a birth defect or physical deformity, it could be comparable to "you can't read my texts properly? just get new eyes" or "if you can't reach the food, just grow a new arm", or even something mental like "stop having autism"
      in short, idk, periods are something we are made to have since birth unless a. you're barren, b. you're male, or c. you were born with amenorrhea (this excludes all factors that can temporarily end periods like birth control or a severe mental illness, you still got a period, it just ended temporarily)

    • @itiswhatitismindset
      @itiswhatitismindset 3 роки тому +54

      @@worstusernameintheworld9871 you're right but, idk if you have depression or anxiety, it can't be cured like a fever like.. fevers pass, they get better and depression isn't always like that. but yeah I agree.

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 роки тому +20

      @@itiswhatitismindset oh definitely, a mere fever is definitely nothing compared to depression and anxiety

  • @DISHWASHINGLICKWID
    @DISHWASHINGLICKWID 6 років тому +19940

    *3 dead toads in a vase*

    • @sc00bysnackx85
      @sc00bysnackx85 6 років тому +493

      me, my dignity, and i

    • @Euphoricbryanna
      @Euphoricbryanna 6 років тому +79

      DISHWASHINGLICKWID omg hi babe! Had no idea you watched danny 😍 makes me wanna be your friend even more!! Also you should make a video on the jackie aina giveaway! I’d love to hear your take on it! Have a great day!!!

    • @randomperzon5805
      @randomperzon5805 6 років тому +34

      DISHWASHINGLICKWID XD IT WAS A TOADFLOWER DANNY XD

    • @izzyfoshizzy2678
      @izzyfoshizzy2678 6 років тому +13

      Laughed so hard

    • @MeandMonkeyLP
      @MeandMonkeyLP 6 років тому +37

      Now i know why no girls wants to go on a date with me

  • @thomaspaine306
    @thomaspaine306 5 років тому +15300

    I too hate it when I confuse amphibious creatures for flowering plants

    • @jadebelle3726
      @jadebelle3726 5 років тому +223

      Happens all the time!

    • @thatoneretard498
      @thatoneretard498 5 років тому +53

      Alyx L. I know right!!

    • @lilat8450
      @lilat8450 5 років тому +89

      me with the 99th like: I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

    • @thomaspaine306
      @thomaspaine306 5 років тому +24

      What the fuck who liked this dkadldkdkdj

    • @iamimana
      @iamimana 5 років тому +33

      Every. Damn. Day.

  • @therealjesterguys
    @therealjesterguys 4 роки тому +5988

    I find it funnier when people do those weird mind games like “I’m breaking up with you” “because I want to be your husband/wife” but it goes wrong so like
    “I’m breaking up with you”
    Expecting them to be upset and sad
    Them: lol phew I wanted to break up with you ages ago but didn’t know how to tell you

    • @soidester1162
      @soidester1162 4 роки тому +579

      My gf tried that on me, I wasn’t happy in the relationship and thought it was real, so I played along. I dodged a bullet lol

    • @thatgirl1947
      @thatgirl1947 4 роки тому +596

      My ex broke up with me on a dare as a joke and then was shocked when I agreed we should break up. I’d been trying to find a way to break up with him for weeks and he gave me the perfect opportunity.

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 роки тому +88

      I'm breaking you up......your bones.

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 4 роки тому +167

      man maybe people SHOULD do that, it seems to be an easy out if you aren't happy with the relationship

    • @okay4059
      @okay4059 3 роки тому +8

      at likes 666

  • @sunolili862
    @sunolili862 3 роки тому +909

    I love how his "girlfriend" acknowledges her plate is empty and that she has a sign taped to her chest but not the fact that she's actually drew gooden

  • @user-em4fz4pt1t
    @user-em4fz4pt1t 4 роки тому +6466

    “Bae get out of periods!” Ugh. I wish it were that easy.

    • @notherelol
      @notherelol 4 роки тому +393

      *Just get out of periods its not hard bro*

    • @fartimedes
      @fartimedes 4 роки тому +380

      why cant she be in commas omg its not that difficult

    • @justanotherweirdo11
      @justanotherweirdo11 4 роки тому +318

      "Ugh, just hurry up and hit menopause"

    • @rowaneditspeppa3361
      @rowaneditspeppa3361 4 роки тому +173

      Uh I know your going through pains that can be as bad as heart failure but come one just stop bleeding

    • @iliodora25
      @iliodora25 3 роки тому +12

      Bruh idk what to say, i just- i don't even- nvm

  • @chocomilk5713
    @chocomilk5713 4 роки тому +13566

    Laura: Hey dan-
    *sees that he’s breaking up with himself*
    Laura: I think this is a bad time..

  • @greenb00gie
    @greenb00gie 4 роки тому +2840

    Lmao imagine your s/o getting on one knee and saying “I’m breaking up with you” with a big smile on their face

  • @ShayLaLaLooHoo
    @ShayLaLaLooHoo 3 роки тому +305

    Danny: (breaks up with himself)
    Laura: "ah sweet, time to finally shoot my shot!"

  • @donikaveseli2253
    @donikaveseli2253 5 років тому +17565

    Nothing says romance like 3 dead toads in a vase😩

    • @itsyaboi881
      @itsyaboi881 5 років тому +146

      Oh yes, I agree

    • @sanjanaishas2096
      @sanjanaishas2096 5 років тому +421

      honestly, if someone gave me 3 dead toads instead of flowers,I would marry them on the spot

    • @jammedjar
      @jammedjar 5 років тому +43

      Omg yes

    • @cleorr
      @cleorr 5 років тому +97

      Lanadelrayofsunshine omg lmao I thought he said toes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nicky_TM
      @Nicky_TM 5 років тому +6

      Ikr jelly

  • @legalduidriving
    @legalduidriving 4 роки тому +14022

    Girl: Am I pretty?
    Boy: NO
    Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
    Boy: NO
    Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
    Boy: NO
    She heard enough and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm
    Boy: Also, this is a robbery. Give me your money!

  • @totallynotapieceofcheese1852
    @totallynotapieceofcheese1852 4 роки тому +13379

    Boy: **says genuinely rude things**
    Girl: **sob**
    Boy: jk lol
    Girl: lol

    • @blackwillow482
      @blackwillow482 4 роки тому +246

      😭😭💙

    • @AWP_Luka_H
      @AWP_Luka_H 4 роки тому +37

      @@blackwillow482 ?

    • @camerong7365
      @camerong7365 4 роки тому +654

      Girl: *suddenly dies for some reason*

    • @ivyg1515
      @ivyg1515 4 роки тому +396

      "Ew you suck"
      "Oop- i'm gonna die now"
      "...my d."

    • @Shrxmply
      @Shrxmply 4 роки тому +269

      I think this user, may be piece of cheese 🤔

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 3 роки тому +691

    "All Greg's are immortal."
    So this explains why Danny hasn't aged in the past 5 years-

    • @henrysphone6364
      @henrysphone6364 2 роки тому +39

      He is stealing our life force, drainibg our energy like a vampire, in order to become a god

    • @goatmom1346
      @goatmom1346 2 роки тому +15

      @@henrysphone6364 I’m fine with this

  • @aswarmofbees5009
    @aswarmofbees5009 4 роки тому +21857

    I will always love the one that’s like “a boy and a girl are riding a motorcycle. The boy stops with no explanation and tells her to get off. She is confused but gets off and goes home. The next day she finds out he has died. He saw the wall and let her off before driving into it 😔”

    • @casper2166
      @casper2166 4 роки тому +4273

      honestly a better love story than twilight

    • @tylerdoan1785
      @tylerdoan1785 4 роки тому +3414

      "stops" did he just stop let her off then just start driving again to kill himself

    • @aswarmofbees5009
      @aswarmofbees5009 4 роки тому +2532

      Tyler Doan yes and it is truly tragic

    • @uRyL.
      @uRyL. 4 роки тому +375

      @@tylerdoan1785 XD

    • @tendou5934
      @tendou5934 4 роки тому +1828

      I feel bad for ugly laughing at this omfg

  • @kierangroves3324
    @kierangroves3324 4 роки тому +3027

    boy:
    *whispers* please, stay with me
    girl:
    *whispers* it’s free real estate

  • @luvtortyz2177
    @luvtortyz2177 4 роки тому +13855

    “All Gregs are immortal and impervious to all diseases”
    *coronavirus has left the chat*

    • @kel4211
      @kel4211 4 роки тому +163

      LuvTortyz WE WILL SURVIVE. WOOOOOOO

    • @livdoesathing8293
      @livdoesathing8293 4 роки тому +39

      I'm not gonna like this comment cuz it's at 69 likes.

    • @r101zeppelin5
      @r101zeppelin5 4 роки тому +90

      Greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg

    • @earthwormsally8096
      @earthwormsally8096 4 роки тому +90

      GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG

    • @realtimereality
      @realtimereality 4 роки тому +47

      when ur greg but you actually got coronavirus

  • @danifoxx7469
    @danifoxx7469 Рік тому +100

    For some reason the idea of someone being like “I got you flowers” and holding three dead toads and trying to cram them in a vase is absolutely hilarious to me and actually makes me laugh audibly every time I watch this video

    • @starglaze-
      @starglaze- Рік тому +4

      if someone did that to me i would date them on the spot

  • @izzyfire3
    @izzyfire3 5 років тому +6067

    Bae get out of periods. Like my Bae has literally been in the Jurassic period for over a week

    • @miaoux6122
      @miaoux6122 4 роки тому +120

      i'm dying this comment is so underrated lmao

    • @irina3148
      @irina3148 4 роки тому +185

      Damn. My friends been in Triassic for a while😔

    • @dododoodododoo3043
      @dododoodododoo3043 4 роки тому +132

      Me too! Mines been in the renaissance

    • @mikeymike5489
      @mikeymike5489 4 роки тому +107

      Ive personally been in the Stone Age

    • @threeeyeduke981
      @threeeyeduke981 4 роки тому +87

      Man ive been in the Cretaceous myself

  • @hollygonzales8413
    @hollygonzales8413 5 років тому +9063

    Girl: Do I look like a snacc?
    Guy: No
    *girl commits toaster bath*
    Guy at funeral: You're a meal *grabbing handful of ashes as his jaw unhinges*

    • @mozz7668
      @mozz7668 5 років тому +75

      YeetStar yes

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 5 років тому +494

      the visceral repulse this comment gave me though

    • @arkivelikesmilk6046
      @arkivelikesmilk6046 5 років тому +229

      I laughed and then said OH out loud when I realised what you meant at the end

    • @michelled87
      @michelled87 4 роки тому +91

      Kronos and Zeus about to eat their children:
      (I may be wrong but)

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 4 роки тому +71

      @@michelled87 I thought kronos ate Zeus. Like I know Zeus ain't got the best reputation but I dont think he ate his kids. Might be wrong though

  • @ddiamond1572
    @ddiamond1572 5 років тому +37305

    I like how Danny has a wife but plays his own girlfriend.

    • @Not_the_ghost
      @Not_the_ghost 5 років тому +216

      D Diamond haha

    • @hannah-roa
      @hannah-roa 5 років тому +5695

      It's because he broke up with his girlfriend by making her his wife.

    • @bones4odie
      @bones4odie 5 років тому +422

      Hannah Roa Id like you to undo that statement

    • @rootbeer586
      @rootbeer586 4 роки тому +77

      Wait really?
      Lmao

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 4 роки тому +1380

      he has a WIFE? I thought he was like 17 😳

  • @im_boingboing
    @im_boingboing 9 місяців тому +43

    If I were pregnant and I was worried, stressed, and crying and my boyfriend does that mind game, I would just break up with him. I don't need that emotional abuse

  • @ratqueenbee
    @ratqueenbee 5 років тому +4286

    Danny: “What short person is going to see this and be like ‘I don’t think I really do deserve love’?”
    my 4’10 self deprecating ass: “my time to shine baby”

    • @CannabisMaximus02
      @CannabisMaximus02 5 років тому +190

      Taryn you good at giving hugs and monitoring heart beats though??

    • @ratqueenbee
      @ratqueenbee 5 років тому +214

      CannabisMaximus02 my only redeeming qualities to be honest

    • @SunniiBun
      @SunniiBun 5 років тому +30

      Lmao same height same mindset

    • @unluckiestkatalive
      @unluckiestkatalive 5 років тому +13

      i can relate to this comment

    • @vivienne1349
      @vivienne1349 5 років тому +29

      imma flex on you for being one inch taller
      >:)

  • @fridaolivares7328
    @fridaolivares7328 5 років тому +3743

    Sorry but I love how your eyes match so well with that T-shirt lol

    • @renielek4014
      @renielek4014 5 років тому +52

      YES

    • @abigaelrarts2257
      @abigaelrarts2257 5 років тому +163

      I want to say how nice his eyes are on like every vid but I also don't want to be creepy so thank you for finding a non-creepy way lmao

    • @cuttage638
      @cuttage638 5 років тому +15

      SAME

    • @faithfulglitch9857
      @faithfulglitch9857 5 років тому +12

      I just noticed that-

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 5 років тому +73

      Abigael Roy like "your eyeballs please me Danny"

  • @elliewilliams7305
    @elliewilliams7305 6 років тому +3535

    *hoW tO bEiNg a roMaNcE*

    • @Rose-vk6on
      @Rose-vk6on 6 років тому +100

      *hOW tO dO tHe lOVes*

    • @enx7215
      @enx7215 6 років тому +13

      How to be a 9 years old normie

    • @CivyxD
      @CivyxD 4 роки тому +12

      hOw tO gEt 9 yEaR oLdS wRiTe tHesE "rOmAnTiC" sTorIeS

    • @SwanSong99
      @SwanSong99 4 роки тому +6

      this sent me lmao

    • @iliodora25
      @iliodora25 3 роки тому +4

      How to be deep and force kids to fake depression uwu

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 3 роки тому +2672

    Boy: Babes what wrong
    Girl: Where my croissant
    Boy: Sorry sweethurt I eatens you croissant
    Girl: **creis**
    Boy: **gets hit by big mens on moterbikers**
    Girl: Noes I should’ve give you more croissant
    SHARE TO FRIENS IF CRYED 😭💔

    • @yatomcyato6459
      @yatomcyato6459 3 роки тому +80

      This comment was better than your cooking. Jk. I love your food.

    • @max_punch
      @max_punch 3 роки тому +241

      The fact that you misspelled sweetheart but not croissant makes this more cursed

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 3 роки тому +45

      i,M cryg eVerytume! 😔😔😔

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 3 роки тому +61

      *shareds to eveyr fren*

    • @Aragorn-wp2xm
      @Aragorn-wp2xm 3 роки тому +7

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @melissadonnelly496
    @melissadonnelly496 5 років тому +9711

    Merch idea: bibs that say girlfriend character on them

  • @viic7025
    @viic7025 6 років тому +3613

    Boy: (whispers)
    *Its free real estate*

    • @elias2729
      @elias2729 6 років тому +68

      Viic *moans*

    • @wispyghost6818
      @wispyghost6818 6 років тому +37

      It’s an all night party that we’re gettin into, if you think it’s *FREE REAL ESTATE* then the joke is on you
      Roses are red, go through the gate. Over the hills, *it’s free real estate*

    • @galaxydraws1374
      @galaxydraws1374 6 років тому +3

      Viic
      L O L

    • @tylerkroll3229
      @tylerkroll3229 6 років тому +10

      F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE!! CREDIT REPORT.COM BABY!!!

    • @crystalcollision5432
      @crystalcollision5432 6 років тому +10

      hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

  • @SNRGR
    @SNRGR 5 років тому +1021

    i sure do hate it when i’m in periods

    • @duartecandeias2484
      @duartecandeias2484 4 роки тому +9

      Funny finding YOU here Abbachio😂😂😂

    • @SNRGR
      @SNRGR 4 роки тому +12

      Dr. Giorno
      hello peepee boy

    • @julia-pp8iy
      @julia-pp8iy 4 роки тому +4

      Leone Abbacchio is this a jojo reference

    • @SNRGR
      @SNRGR 4 роки тому +11

      Bad Wolf
      everything i say is a jojo reference

    • @julia-pp8iy
      @julia-pp8iy 4 роки тому +3

      @@SNRGR as it should be

  • @FurtherReadingTV
    @FurtherReadingTV Рік тому +36

    "I got you a bib that says girlfriend character" is such a great joke.

  • @nohsara
    @nohsara 4 роки тому +3567

    another dumb thing about these accounts is that they're almost definitely just stealing random ppl's art for their posts without credit

    • @raisyahalida4616
      @raisyahalida4616 3 роки тому +10

      YESS

    • @hopingstare8980
      @hopingstare8980 3 роки тому +57

      @@crypto1122 just like mvperry, saying ''OOO I FOUND IT OFF GOOGLE OOO''

    • @lulud1695
      @lulud1695 3 роки тому +59

      Right? Like the one where danny tags his boss, the picture of the 2 anime characters is from a story called "Love doesn't Talk" which is adorable. It's on webtoon if you would like to read it

    • @lukkydukky9278
      @lukkydukky9278 3 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @pessimisticdiabetic717
      @pessimisticdiabetic717 3 роки тому +5

      I hate plagiarism

  • @olivealbino4087
    @olivealbino4087 6 років тому +963

    i remember 11 year old me thought these memes were so romantic and wondered why I couldn't find someone who would say all that to me. Then I grew up and realized it's because it sounds fucking insane.

    • @sndrjcb
      @sndrjcb 6 років тому +35

      lmaoooo same, i can't believe these posts still exist

    • @manit940
      @manit940 6 років тому +19

      I’m 11 and I literally hate those

    • @kristenyarbrough4287
      @kristenyarbrough4287 6 років тому +12

      Omg that was me at 11. I even wrote shit like that in my diary xD. I cringe at my past self.

    • @jillianbruening8199
      @jillianbruening8199 7 місяців тому

      Whats being 17 like now?​@@manit940

    • @mrs.samuel.L.jackson
      @mrs.samuel.L.jackson 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@manit940 Hey, you're 17 now right? How is life? Doing good?

  • @brandonsalway1037
    @brandonsalway1037 5 років тому +5017

    my bae is always in periods, man i hate middle school’s system

    • @antisocial7425
      @antisocial7425 4 роки тому +136

      Brandon Salway This comment is underrated.

    • @user00flaco
      @user00flaco 4 роки тому +157

      Hol'up

    • @R0Y4L_T
      @R0Y4L_T 4 роки тому +40

      👩🏻
      .......
      ............
      ........
      🩲
      👟👟

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 4 роки тому +43

      do american high schools not have periods?

    • @boreragnarok4522
      @boreragnarok4522 4 роки тому +11

      Brandon Salway how old are you

  • @camilavaleria2003
    @camilavaleria2003 3 роки тому +248

    all this jokes are nice but nobody’s gonna mention how his shirt matches his eyes perfectly?

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 6 років тому +3335

    You marry me, I has many 'Lemborghinis' and much Villass...

    • @Emmatriaaa
      @Emmatriaaa 6 років тому +73

      you have much Italian restaurants

    • @akkie3891
      @akkie3891 6 років тому +37

      you feel much greg

    • @r_dreamer5462
      @r_dreamer5462 6 років тому +53

      i have many... leather bound books...

    • @inxziidy9737
      @inxziidy9737 6 років тому +1

      hiryu. egdy

    • @cin7943
      @cin7943 6 років тому +2

      hiryu. YES 😂

  • @Maybellene17
    @Maybellene17 6 років тому +314

    I literally choked on my water laughing @ the rich man talking to himself when the girl already left

    • @victoria-fo7tx
      @victoria-fo7tx 6 років тому +12

      Nayely Cruz I HAVE 2 PORCHE 1 LEMBORGHINI I AM THE BOSS

  • @harriet2525
    @harriet2525 6 років тому +9797

    *_grab those things that makes you happy_*

    • @kavin899
      @kavin899 6 років тому +271

      I'd be arrested then

    • @divorceattorney727
      @divorceattorney727 6 років тому +244

      Where am i supposed to find a noose?

    • @heavyhopper184
      @heavyhopper184 6 років тому +22

      Hattie Francis I was reading the description, too. I wanted to know what is the name of the piano pieces that he plays while reading the posts. Does any of you guys know their names, by any chance?

    • @hannah-ji3hb
      @hannah-ji3hb 6 років тому +55

      is that luke hemmings fhgufkdhd

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 6 років тому +21

      Kavin. He never said you have to grab them in public... O-O

  • @spuderman4028
    @spuderman4028 3 роки тому +655

    "she's in periods"
    the guy named periods: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) *wait wat*

  • @practicalatheism
    @practicalatheism 5 років тому +5442

    youtuber: *exist*
    audible: SpOnSoR

    • @cutiecakes1232
      @cutiecakes1232 5 років тому +160

      And skillshare....skillshare always sponsors youtubers

    • @em8334
      @em8334 5 років тому +103

      And Honey skjkjsk

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 5 років тому +116

      This video's sponsored by
      S Q U A R E S P A CE

    • @clarissabarrios
      @clarissabarrios 5 років тому +42

      seatgeek

    • @pewpewman18
      @pewpewman18 5 років тому +28

      Better than UA-cam removing adds for no good reason and gives adds and cash to soulless terrible UA-camrs

  • @seignee
    @seignee 6 років тому +1971

    Dirty lines :
    "YESS BABY DRAW ME TO FULFILLMENT"
    "MM BABY GRAB THOSE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY"

  • @wringly
    @wringly 4 роки тому +18588

    I like how the girlfriends voice is deeper than dannys voice

    • @oli7085
      @oli7085 4 роки тому +309

      i want to like but ur at 69 so i wont ruin it

    • @user-xe3xo4iz7e
      @user-xe3xo4iz7e 4 роки тому +268

      @@oli7085 I ruined it...

    • @oli7085
      @oli7085 4 роки тому +185

      @@user-xe3xo4iz7e its ok...

    • @georgiakapetaniou761
      @georgiakapetaniou761 4 роки тому +51

      I love your pfp

    • @oli7085
      @oli7085 4 роки тому +37

      @@georgiakapetaniou761 who are u talking to?

  • @jahnvigandhi3540
    @jahnvigandhi3540 3 роки тому +95

    8:23 well Danny, this is what we call an arranged marriage in India

    • @aftonstan5494
      @aftonstan5494 2 роки тому +11

      And around the world, arranged marriages are part of a lot of different cultures.

    • @epicspider4598
      @epicspider4598 8 місяців тому +5

      when i hear arranged marriage i think 2018 gacha life video

  • @detectivedance
    @detectivedance 6 років тому +4102

    "Grab those things that makes you happy"
    *grabs phone*

    • @rebeccak9597
      @rebeccak9597 6 років тому +19

      And starts watching Danny 😋

    • @cartii.
      @cartii. 6 років тому +16

      *grabs ‘Instant Death Potion, Do Not Use!’ And chugs it*

    • @raabitstew102_5
      @raabitstew102_5 6 років тому +7

      Grabs plate of spaghetti

    • @pixelheroes9879
      @pixelheroes9879 6 років тому +5

      Grabs vape

    • @aiden5343
      @aiden5343 6 років тому +3

      How do I grab a car?

  • @tp8077
    @tp8077 4 роки тому +4249

    Girls: Do you want baby.
    Boy: no
    Girl: silently cries*
    Boy: whispers* I want three
    Tag your girl

  • @krilly7206
    @krilly7206 6 років тому +485

    **girlfriend character has left the chat**

  • @arby133
    @arby133 3 роки тому +40

    As a girl i can confirm that we definitely just suddenly hate everyone when we’re ‘in periods’

  • @js0219
    @js0219 4 роки тому +20271

    Danny's wife watching him break up with himself: 👁👄👁

    • @michelledolbeck4230
      @michelledolbeck4230 4 роки тому +314

      Yep wonder which Danny got the house and 1st comment

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 4 роки тому +241

      He's married?

    • @js0219
      @js0219 4 роки тому +236

      Shirley M. Y e s

    • @embers3528
      @embers3528 4 роки тому +67

      @@js0219 😯😮 o m g

    • @thewiseotter3884
      @thewiseotter3884 4 роки тому +88

      Michelle Dolbeck so is Danny’s wife the camerawomen or is she like really camera shy

  • @gdcomponent4359
    @gdcomponent4359 4 роки тому +2440

    when bae is in periods
    boy: hey bae
    girl: . .... ... ... ... ... .... .... . . ..
    boy: wtf

    • @s0l4r47
      @s0l4r47 4 роки тому +117

      - HomeDepotViprin - she’s doing morse code

    • @angrylozenger
      @angrylozenger 3 роки тому +137

      *in periods*

    • @evielynn1563
      @evielynn1563 3 роки тому +13

      @@angrylozenger lmao

    • @Graciem1234
      @Graciem1234 3 роки тому +8

      Eye with the face

    • @kefi3272
      @kefi3272 3 роки тому +192

      I put this through a morse code translater bc i was like "oh this is really clever i wonder what it says" and it just says "EHSSSSHHEEI" Still a funny comment tho!

  • @changedaccount4340
    @changedaccount4340 5 років тому +1301

    Girl: Do you think im pretty?
    Boy: no
    _girl dies_
    Boy: no i dont think you're pretty i think you're *super* pretty
    Tag a friend that died

  • @rosethorne9155
    @rosethorne9155 3 роки тому +41

    "When bae is in periods" just makes me picture someone being menaced by flying ellipses like it's Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds 😂😂😂

  • @Rsmr27
    @Rsmr27 4 роки тому +682

    The grammar is so bad he automatically corrects it when he reads the text 😂

  • @ohitkat
    @ohitkat 5 років тому +1806

    girl: do you like my shirt
    boy: no
    girl: *dies*
    boy: i love shirt...
    please tag your shirt

  • @JamesSmith-to3kl
    @JamesSmith-to3kl 4 роки тому +2314

    Girl : "Will you place your minecraft bed next to mine?"
    Boy : "No."
    Chat : Girl has fallen to her death
    Boy : "I want to sleep in the same bed with you..."
    Girl : *respawns*
    Girl : Umm actually you can't sleep in the same bed in Minecraft you noob.
    Girl : *Leaves server*

    • @justasillygoofyguy
      @justasillygoofyguy 4 роки тому +178

      This nearly made me cry, so heart warming, with such a twist at the end as well 😪❤

    • @masterpig753
      @masterpig753 4 роки тому +82

      Girl fell from a high place

    • @lolaishotasf
      @lolaishotasf 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Rhyxelz
      @Rhyxelz 3 роки тому +1

      good

    • @fiona5074
      @fiona5074 3 роки тому +26

      This is contradictory 😡 putting your minecraft beda next to each other is sharing a bed. I rest my case.

  • @dylanmahaffey8920
    @dylanmahaffey8920 3 роки тому +39

    He went all out on the budget to create that girlfriend character.

  • @mmmmmicrowave
    @mmmmmicrowave 4 роки тому +4397

    "Greg is immortal."
    *me who got hit by a car a few months ago and survived:* 👁️👄👁️

    • @ThisUserPassedAway
      @ThisUserPassedAway 4 роки тому +453

      Jokes aside I wish you a full recovery!

    • @Dvgteeth
      @Dvgteeth 4 роки тому +287

      You good homie?

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 роки тому +187

      Bruh are you okay

    • @joshie3815
      @joshie3815 3 роки тому +96

      @@ThisUserPassedAway I love your name and I hope the person is okay too

    • @joshie3815
      @joshie3815 3 роки тому +48

      You good?

  • @stepanotrisal1512
    @stepanotrisal1512 5 років тому +470

    "and tag someone"
    Ahh yes, the official account of Danish Ministry of Taxation will be very surprised and confused.

  • @rockyturnage6343
    @rockyturnage6343 6 років тому +966

    crying* i still need to finish my study. my parents would be disappointed if they know

  • @verticallettuce
    @verticallettuce 3 роки тому +46

    after he said "well theres only one thing to do" without looking i accidentally clicked on another video and kurtis started talking and i got really confused as to why he turned into kurtis and why i didn't remember that part of the skit

  • @sophialethbridge
    @sophialethbridge 6 років тому +563

    Girl: Am I ugly?
    Boy: Yes
    Girl: Cries
    Girl: *Commits go to sleep and no wake up*
    Boy: goes to bed
    Boy: sleeps

  • @endme4771
    @endme4771 5 років тому +628

    Boy:If you walked away I would DIE
    Girl: *Walks away to see if he's telling the truth*
    Boy: *Gets heart attack*

    • @Foxgurloli
      @Foxgurloli 5 років тому +31

      Boy: gets struck by lighting

    • @endme4771
      @endme4771 5 років тому +4

      @@Foxgurloli Noice.

    • @imtobs
      @imtobs 5 років тому +6

      lol The first thing I thought of was death note.

    • @Angela-cs4qk
      @Angela-cs4qk 5 років тому +1

      *ee*

    • @asliabdi2579
      @asliabdi2579 5 років тому

      So sad 😭😭😢😢

  • @mr.struggle8582
    @mr.struggle8582 5 років тому +3813

    danny: what short person would see this and say "no i don't deserve love"
    me: *raises hand slowly*

    • @parisholdenburg7725
      @parisholdenburg7725 5 років тому +114

      Mr. Struggle same, but my hand wouldn’t raise slowly

    • @d.phillips1692
      @d.phillips1692 5 років тому +81

      Mine shot up.

    • @sarahs-obsessions
      @sarahs-obsessions 5 років тому +72

      Decreasing love for you raising love for God

    • @blehbleh2517
      @blehbleh2517 5 років тому +8

      me too scared to say i dont deserve love in case someone says they agree lolol im totally kidding that was a joke lol ha ahahahhaa

    • @littlestifflesgirls2455
      @littlestifflesgirls2455 5 років тому +54

      Mr. Struggle omg I just watched the Mr. struggle video

  • @imaraddish1246
    @imaraddish1246 3 роки тому +81

    i swear danny has never lost his vine energy

  • @tehevilbanana6197
    @tehevilbanana6197 6 років тому +247

    Girl:I luvs u
    Boy:me hates u
    Girl:*cri*
    Boy:I meant to say I want u
    Girl:marrys
    Tag the random stranger stalking you at night, your mom, your dad, your pet, your nemesis, your pillow and your blanket.

  • @b.a.t.8076
    @b.a.t.8076 5 років тому +868

    6:53
    "Treat your girls like that"
    Girls, plural?

  • @monimegacha8797
    @monimegacha8797 5 років тому +1503

    Danny's girlfriend: I gotta go
    Danny: No PLEASE
    Danny's Girlfriend: I GOT TO GO

  • @reaper-mf
    @reaper-mf 2 роки тому +26

    8:15 the convo is kinda similar to traditional marriage in our country
    For example a boy knows a girl (maybe he was her classmate, neighbor..etc) and when he wants to get married he will go find a girl he knows and hes interested in so he will just go to her house and meet her and her family, so they start asking him questions and if the girl likes him she will approve (sometimes she doesnt have a right to give her opinion, it is the dad who chooses) and that's toxic to me

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 11 місяців тому

      That's more than "toxic" it's sexist misogynistic and forced marriage

  • @meganmac9448
    @meganmac9448 5 років тому +3386

    Girl: I like you
    Boy: I don't like you, sorry
    Girl: **yeetus thine feetus, commits self-deletus**

    • @aabhathetacotaco1711
      @aabhathetacotaco1711 5 років тому +77

      You deserved to be pinned

    • @scarecrowdrive
      @scarecrowdrive 5 років тому +55

      this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

    • @guowoba3661
      @guowoba3661 5 років тому +25

      This is one of the holy most beautiful things my eyes have seen

    • @Sharmz1
      @Sharmz1 5 років тому +7

      Wow

    • @Sharmz1
      @Sharmz1 5 років тому +7

      Deserve a hundred million likes

  • @unscrupulousgoblinoid2709
    @unscrupulousgoblinoid2709 4 роки тому +600

    Boy: how can I have a salary, when I am--
    Ad: I AM RECENTLY RETIRED

    • @humanperson888
      @humanperson888 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @kaz2726
      @kaz2726 3 роки тому +34

      I am- THE NEW DETROIT STYLE FROM PIZZA HUT

    • @caiawashere
      @caiawashere 3 роки тому +12

      I got:
      Boy: How can I have a salary when I am-
      Ad: Grammerly can help make your writing clear and concise

    • @Sabertoothedzoro
      @Sabertoothedzoro 2 роки тому +4

      How can I have a salary when I am charmin ultra soft 😭😭😭😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬

  • @jaymesigler6402
    @jaymesigler6402 4 роки тому +465

    Danny: Has a girlfriend character.
    Danny: Has a wife.
    Also Danny: Uses himself in a name bib as the girlfriend character.

  • @divDev12
    @divDev12 Рік тому +9

    danny: "talking to himself? like a psychopath?"
    also danny: *making fun of this guy for talking to himself, by himself*

  • @mousebutcool
    @mousebutcool 6 років тому +470

    Damn I hate when I’m in periods

    • @jaya9298
      @jaya9298 6 років тому +1

      Hersh I know right. All that swimming and bad vision.

    • @asmi7662
      @asmi7662 6 років тому +1

      Don't we all hate it when we're in periods....

  • @caryn7154
    @caryn7154 5 років тому +4523

    2018 Tall Girls: Beautiful
    2019 Tall Girls: Size 13 nikes
    2020 Tall Girls: 🤧

  • @rubyfuckingcunningham844
    @rubyfuckingcunningham844 6 років тому +572

    *handed a empty plate to me and pretended to eat for the past half hour*

  • @pumpkincat4594
    @pumpkincat4594 3 роки тому +42

    5:20 all the poor girls who are average height, medium sized, or any color besides “fair” and “dark”

  • @alaynahanson2549
    @alaynahanson2549 6 років тому +2298

    an audible sponsor!!!! get that coin danny!!

  • @xStateofSleepx
    @xStateofSleepx 6 років тому +773

    i appreciate that ur eyes match with ur T shirt, A+ for colour coordination

    • @arlenek.604
      @arlenek.604 6 років тому +6

      xStateofSleepx I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😂

  • @amistake2401
    @amistake2401 5 років тому +3160

    *me after breakup: cries and eats ice cream*
    *Danny after a breakup: makes a video*

    • @alliethe_flash4167
      @alliethe_flash4167 5 років тому +92

      Jokes on you...
      *I Would do BOTH*

    • @aster6478
      @aster6478 5 років тому +19

      After my break up we just became friends

    • @amistake2401
      @amistake2401 5 років тому +2

      @@alliethe_flash4167 xd

    • @l0c45
      @l0c45 5 років тому +21

      Me: *Watches the Office for the 100th time*

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 років тому +4

      @@alliethe_flash4167 gotta multitask sometimes, they don't understand 😂😂

  • @yourfavoriteannie
    @yourfavoriteannie 2 роки тому +9

    the way you read these as if they were relatable and made sense literally had me wheezing

  • @mariajosefenton3728
    @mariajosefenton3728 5 років тому +896

    Girl: I’m on my periods
    Boy: ( puts toads in vase)
    Girl: you are so romantic
    Tag yours boss if you cried too ❤️

  • @reaganwolf
    @reaganwolf 6 років тому +1333

    your humor is so meta

  • @z.1514
    @z.1514 6 років тому +197

    “What short person is gonna see this and be like hmm, I don’t think I really do deserve love”
    Me.
    I am that person.

    • @beryllium420
      @beryllium420 6 років тому +3

      Somewhat Psycho Are you in periods?

    • @galaxydraws1374
      @galaxydraws1374 6 років тому +1

      Somewhat Psycho
      Are you in the periods??
      Get out of them~
      xD

    • @spicemoss
      @spicemoss 6 років тому

      Also, also me **raises hand**

  • @sS0O0L
    @sS0O0L 3 роки тому +56

    "i don't want to be with you, i NEED to be with you"
    he literally said that he doesn't want to but is necessary for some reason

  • @Jaya-ru7ky
    @Jaya-ru7ky 6 років тому +3477

    Girl: I is pregenante, perganantttt, PRAGNENT
    Boy: Liessssss. I can’t be with you anymore.
    Girl:*cries*
    Boy: I can only be with you forever.
    Girl: AYEEE
    Boy: also, is is PREGANATTE too
    This is such a beautiful story. Tag your dogs boyfriend’s child’s cat.

    • @Iblamethebarrels
      @Iblamethebarrels 6 років тому +25

      @oreothecat

    • @yukikariuwu5773
      @yukikariuwu5773 6 років тому +68

      It's pregnananat

    • @theredmistiscoming609
      @theredmistiscoming609 6 років тому +17

      I cannot cope😂🤣😅

    • @SteelyEyedMissileDan
      @SteelyEyedMissileDan 6 років тому +86

      Girl: I’m being pragmatic.
      Boy: I’ll love that baby forever.
      Girl: what? No I mean..
      Boy: It’s okay unlike my dad, I’ll stay forever
      Girl: are you making an Insta post of this conversation?
      Boy: yeah babe couple goals
      Girl: ok dude I’m going to the store to pick up some cigarettes, do you want anything?
      Boy: yeah can you get me some twizzlers?
      Girl: sure
      (Morgan Freeman narration) she never did come back.

    • @purpite1001
      @purpite1001 6 років тому +14

      PREGANANANT

  • @Learmonie
    @Learmonie 6 років тому +659

    can you stop being funny cause im trying to drink my juice right now

    • @batenthusiast7515
      @batenthusiast7515 6 років тому +16

      This deserves a lot more likes

    • @galaxydraws1374
      @galaxydraws1374 6 років тому +2

      Lea Biron
      L O L

    • @lennyz6893
      @lennyz6893 6 років тому

      Lea Biron miou miou im a ciow (spelled wrong on purpose)

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 5 років тому

      Super fucking underrated comment

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 5 років тому +3

      Well did you finish the juice

  • @ImmaURq
    @ImmaURq 6 років тому +945

    Girl: will u luv me 4ever
    Boy: no
    *girl runs away crien. Gets hit a a car bc she doesn’t c da sine*
    Boy *crine*: I will luv u 5evr :(

    • @kyu2869
      @kyu2869 6 років тому +17

      nevermindthename 😂😂😂best comment

    • @buhbo3250
      @buhbo3250 6 років тому +73

      this is so sad
      Can we hit 500 children

    • @laya304
      @laya304 6 років тому +24

      lyk if u cri evritim

    • @xhunio5962
      @xhunio5962 6 років тому +2

      Ligma balls nigga 😂😂👌

    • @emas2603
      @emas2603 6 років тому +25

      This is so sad... Alexa play Despacito.

  • @twilightthehybridwing
    @twilightthehybridwing 7 місяців тому +9

    I love that the nutcracker just has a piece of paper that reads "Nutcracker" oh my claws 😭 XD

  • @justaninnocentpomegranate3702
    @justaninnocentpomegranate3702 6 років тому +756

    I like how you actually have a wife you could have done the intro bit with, but you chose to make everything more difficult.

  • @leep1770
    @leep1770 4 роки тому +10870

    girl: boy wil you date me
    boy: no.
    girl: *dyes*
    boy at funerals
    boy: "i'll marey you"
    drop a ❤️ and share with a friends who dead

  • @namretaw
    @namretaw 5 років тому +1290

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Captions: *takes up whole screen*

    • @souregg
      @souregg 4 роки тому +28

      No one:
      Not a single soul:
      Hippoplatypi: *appears in the comments section*

    • @averageyoutubeenjoyer4955
      @averageyoutubeenjoyer4955 4 роки тому +23

      No one:
      Not a single soul:
      RamenOctopus: replies to Hippoplatypi.

    • @justoh312
      @justoh312 4 роки тому +20

      no one:
      not a single soul:
      Iron Man: replies to RamenOctupus

    • @dash3750
      @dash3750 4 роки тому +19

      No one:
      Not a single soul:
      ꧁Pugnacious ꧂: replies to Iron Man

    • @ashlee5184
      @ashlee5184 4 роки тому +10

      No one:
      Not a single soul:
      ɪʀᴇɴᴄᴠᴀ: replies to nikoomilanaedits

  • @darkstalker_gacha_wof7669
    @darkstalker_gacha_wof7669 2 роки тому +10

    If I’m being honest you are one of the only UA-camrs that actually make me laugh you make my days much better yours truly Greg

  • @ZoeAllen4444duck
    @ZoeAllen4444duck 6 років тому +13206

    Girl: Am hot?
    Boy: no-
    Girl: *runs away and chop off her own head with scissors*
    Boy at funeral: you gorgeous
    This is what true lov is tag your bald dad if you cried and agreed. 😭❤️

  • @sashablair9561
    @sashablair9561 6 років тому +722

    Plot twist:
    Girlfriend character marries the toads
    *tag someone and drop a like if you agree*

    • @martin21red
      @martin21red 6 років тому +2

      @masterbait69 hahahaha this is so u and @10ftlongschlong

    • @tee3816
      @tee3816 5 років тому

      what are we agreeing on

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 років тому

      @xXPussySlayer6969Xx

    • @melanieschmid3751
      @melanieschmid3751 5 років тому

      👐🏻
      / l
      l l
      👍🏻
      I dropped a like

  • @dallasjensen9492
    @dallasjensen9492 6 років тому +188

    “How can I get the salary when actually I am”
    **goldfish add comes on**
    “GOLDFISH FLAVORED”
    😂😂😂

  • @emmaritchie7567
    @emmaritchie7567 3 роки тому +24

    At 1:17 my video froze and I stared at that for like an entire minute before realizing it was frozen

  • @a_sprog
    @a_sprog 6 років тому +293

    "You've scrolled this far you might as well follow me" with a puppy picture. I hate those.

    • @AndiBabista
      @AndiBabista 6 років тому +1

      Puccettina 88 frick. i know right T_T

    • @shannishanni5479
      @shannishanni5479 6 років тому +5

      I swear i fucking hate those especially the ones with a creepy squirward like no bitch

    • @yayayayayayayayayayaa
      @yayayayayayayayayayaa 6 років тому

      Andrei angela Babista I hate bts they're trash

    • @user-ez9sp5wr3z
      @user-ez9sp5wr3z 6 років тому

      Danny Galindo no need to say it out loud...

    • @deeraredear
      @deeraredear 6 років тому

      Puccettina 88 _do you know where to buy a squip ;)_

  • @rachelcamasura1982
    @rachelcamasura1982 6 років тому +885

    *how to being a **_romance_*

  • @olivia8327
    @olivia8327 6 років тому +443

    Grab those things that makes you happy
    Boy: *grabs phone to watch Danny *

  • @EDIT_PERSON
    @EDIT_PERSON 2 роки тому +13

    Laura looking in the bin: "Danny what is this paper, "Girlfriend Character""?
    Danny: 👁👄👁