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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @SkiddlyBink
    @SkiddlyBink 3 роки тому +5592

    hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying

    • @oliviakenny4731
      @oliviakenny4731 3 роки тому +219

      Those nutcrackers always freaked me out but this is a whole new level

    • @alishbaahmed
      @alishbaahmed 3 роки тому +155

      Why did I read this like Kurtis would say it?

    • @oliviakenny4731
      @oliviakenny4731 3 роки тому +27

      @@alishbaahmed same omg

    • @RoseOfSharyn18
      @RoseOfSharyn18 3 роки тому +17

      No joke though. Jesus. Lol

    • @absol8126
      @absol8126 3 роки тому +5

      Yes it is indeed

  • @hidgehoge2713
    @hidgehoge2713 3 роки тому +7881

    That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect

  • @sixbytex
    @sixbytex 2 роки тому +5586

    I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence

  • @jordanshaw5638
    @jordanshaw5638 Рік тому +4473

    Fun fact
    If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.

    • @VelvetWxtch
      @VelvetWxtch Рік тому +97

      Omg trying this now!!

    • @stay_comfy
      @stay_comfy Рік тому +118

      @@VelvetWxtch I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story

    • @thatonetoppatguy8320
      @thatonetoppatguy8320 Рік тому +20

      holy shit your right

    • @VelvetWxtch
      @VelvetWxtch Рік тому +167

      @@stay_comfy im back one month older and it....
      Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..

    • @lui8174
      @lui8174 Рік тому +12

      @@VelvetWxtch 😭

  • @PatrickCc
    @PatrickCc 3 роки тому +5233

    nutcracker danny thats for the new nightmares!!!!

    • @Nathan-Croft
      @Nathan-Croft 3 роки тому +78

      He should be in a horror movie or in any kind of movie because he's got some skills

    • @troy5094
      @troy5094 3 роки тому +55

      I got fucking chills from that

    • @rauky
      @rauky 3 роки тому +12

      Yooooo Particle Cc!! Never would’ve thought to see ya here 😂

    • @adamobrien1889
      @adamobrien1889 3 роки тому +3

      Yooo what up pat cc

    • @NOT_NAME.
      @NOT_NAME. 3 роки тому

      Yoooo

  • @revereshorse
    @revereshorse 3 роки тому +3776

    “I fear no man, but that thing-”
    * points to Nutcracker Danny *
    “ *It scares me.* ”

  • @failedartguy
    @failedartguy 2 роки тому +2306

    Danny Saying “tac-hamster” and then showing a photo from the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force, which is a film about super spy Guinea pigs, is art in its self

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +33

      Danny produces the finest arts.

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 Рік тому +36

      A cherry on top of the video that contains the cinematic masterpiece “I’M A REALLL BOYYYY”

    • @goldenthegoldenflower9008
      @goldenthegoldenflower9008 Рік тому +6

      My childhood at its working

    • @miguelstarboy5572
      @miguelstarboy5572 5 місяців тому +2

      hahah but seriously that movie sucks sm

    • @Whoisjoebiden8794
      @Whoisjoebiden8794 2 місяці тому +5

      @@miguelstarboy5572you don’t say anything about g-force ever again

  • @Chitterbug_
    @Chitterbug_ 2 роки тому +924

    Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.

    • @juliarudy753
      @juliarudy753 Рік тому +2

      Mmmm butcracker

    • @violetbean8928
      @violetbean8928 Рік тому +86

      she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 Рік тому +126

      I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D

    • @aislyn4717
      @aislyn4717 Рік тому +25

      Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭

    • @tewks4458
      @tewks4458 Рік тому +34

      And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.

  • @fancyintrovert6091
    @fancyintrovert6091 3 роки тому +24893

    As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.

    • @muffpuff8
      @muffpuff8 3 роки тому +1580

      sharkboy?

    • @bandgeek4286
      @bandgeek4286 3 роки тому +1844

      My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 3 роки тому +817

      Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"

    • @GFMSHOW
      @GFMSHOW 3 роки тому +146

      lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying

    • @griffservo8074
      @griffservo8074 3 роки тому +591

      Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 3 роки тому +4169

    Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?"
    Nick: "About 3 commercials."

    • @goobygooberson1656
      @goobygooberson1656 3 роки тому +130

      What's worse is it's like 90 commercials

    • @coffeewithahintoflavender2923
      @coffeewithahintoflavender2923 3 роки тому +5

      @@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂

    • @user-it4cl9hf6u
      @user-it4cl9hf6u 3 роки тому +12

      oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @doublets90
      @doublets90 3 роки тому +9

      Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?

  • @MrsMcTaco
    @MrsMcTaco 2 роки тому +847

    This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!

    • @insawid
      @insawid Рік тому +56

      right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny

    • @ShaneReuter
      @ShaneReuter Рік тому +52

      i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible

    • @spikemcleod4720
      @spikemcleod4720 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know

    • @ShaneReuter
      @ShaneReuter 2 місяці тому

      @@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 Рік тому +173

    I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people

  • @elisecarmichael2227
    @elisecarmichael2227 3 роки тому +7680

    Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.

    • @alexstrife-sinclair6391
      @alexstrife-sinclair6391 2 роки тому +253

      It's even more of a problem because it is said that they have gills. Which is why people confuse them for fish.

    • @elisecarmichael2227
      @elisecarmichael2227 2 роки тому +185

      @@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.

    • @Cici_CMJ
      @Cici_CMJ 2 роки тому +96

      I live in a navy city and coastal shaving around here is out of control. I’d recommend the razor but as a civilian I shouldn’t have seen this.

    • @junerdz
      @junerdz 2 роки тому +17

      @@elisecarmichael2227 ayoo let's goooo annapolis is pretty niceee

    • @sophbenj.8840
      @sophbenj.8840 2 роки тому +28

      yeah my dad was in the navy, i don't see him anymore because he spent all of our money on tactical shavers

  • @lucvalor
    @lucvalor 3 роки тому +7155

    The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.

    • @alexanderdeadmansche
      @alexanderdeadmansche 3 роки тому +84

      I shat myself

    • @theartist312
      @theartist312 3 роки тому +114

      The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”

    • @just_zeke
      @just_zeke 3 роки тому +88

      after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 роки тому +30

      @@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart

    • @thetwitchingpumpkin1547
      @thetwitchingpumpkin1547 3 роки тому +86

      the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better

  • @supervegito8340
    @supervegito8340 2 роки тому +328

    My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.

    • @professorbone8709
      @professorbone8709 5 місяців тому +8

      We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development

    • @s.tar.lin.g
      @s.tar.lin.g 22 дні тому

      ooh vaguely similar story, I did air cadets growing up and we always called the sea cadets "guppies" which I think is really funny!

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 4 місяці тому +44

    Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +6709

    Tactical Dantical can explain to me TV TicTac NicNacks all day. 💜

    • @fish6102
      @fish6102 3 роки тому +83

      Hi OT i hope your day is good

    • @cypoopie
      @cypoopie 3 роки тому +53

      Are you a tac product?

    • @mirillis6083
      @mirillis6083 3 роки тому +22

      Woah so early-

    • @xyukix31
      @xyukix31 3 роки тому +35

      Omg I'm a fan

    • @silas-arlo
      @silas-arlo 3 роки тому +8

      I- hUh?!

  • @louiskr42
    @louiskr42 3 роки тому +14516

    Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying

  • @jaaaaaane
    @jaaaaaane 2 роки тому +276

    I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid

    • @SkulCat
      @SkulCat Рік тому +7

      omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird

    • @TheoSur
      @TheoSur 8 місяців тому +1

      this is like 2 years old wdym :(

  • @gloriav7646
    @gloriav7646 Рік тому +191

    As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼

  • @brookemurphy2580
    @brookemurphy2580 3 роки тому +8435

    Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it

  • @user-tt7kj7jm9x
    @user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 роки тому +2310

    The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is

    • @arminarlert5681
      @arminarlert5681 3 роки тому +180

      “Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”

    • @Zackattackplayspokemon
      @Zackattackplayspokemon 3 роки тому +172

      He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.

    • @user-tt7kj7jm9x
      @user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 роки тому +37

      @@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind

    • @raeicedtea5566
      @raeicedtea5566 3 роки тому +12

      Great grandchild of matthew boulton

    • @dudemcduder1628
      @dudemcduder1628 3 роки тому +10

      @Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?

  • @LlamasWithiMacs
    @LlamasWithiMacs Рік тому +118

    6:59 They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.

  • @red_rory
    @red_rory 2 роки тому +151

    Danny *needs* to make a horror movie out of the nutcracker skit…possibly for a Halloween special like to spooky songs, cause that was genuinely terrifying.

  • @MohammedAgbadi
    @MohammedAgbadi 3 роки тому +5901

    The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 роки тому +219

      I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight

    • @austin0172
      @austin0172 3 роки тому +65

      @@fart63 oh nonononononono

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 3 роки тому +111

      @@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 3 роки тому +30

      @@fart63 yes someone get me one of those

    • @aquashuriken1634
      @aquashuriken1634 3 роки тому +20

      @@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone

  • @inessilva1214
    @inessilva1214 3 роки тому +2282

    "it fits in any pocket"
    women watching this: we'll see about that

    • @elin_
      @elin_ 3 роки тому +150

      Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩

    • @modus8256
      @modus8256 3 роки тому +46

      @@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 роки тому +21

      LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT

    • @subhuman8945
      @subhuman8945 3 роки тому +33

      There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous
      So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know...
      ...then who is actually making women's pants..??

    • @HollyHummingbirdriver
      @HollyHummingbirdriver 3 роки тому +31

      They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.

  • @Bongobert
    @Bongobert 2 роки тому +68

    I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?

  • @Arylett
    @Arylett 2 роки тому +115

    I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor.
    Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Рік тому +5

      It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker)
      Hope you're better!

    • @nineveh17
      @nineveh17 6 місяців тому +3

      😊Danny truly is a joy to behold

  • @HannahBayles
    @HannahBayles 3 роки тому +25104

    Nutcracker Danny is the thing of nightmares

    • @delbrooke7655
      @delbrooke7655 3 роки тому +267

      @Nobody yes

    • @MAXINEGGS
      @MAXINEGGS 3 роки тому +47

      Yes
      Edit 1: thanks for almost 30 likes

    • @shrekismommy7217
      @shrekismommy7217 3 роки тому +57

      @@mayabean237 same she’s one of my favs along with Danny and drew gooden

    • @veronicagroner6533
      @veronicagroner6533 3 роки тому +78

      This might be the most ambitious crossover of all time.

    • @_bee7627
      @_bee7627 3 роки тому +44

      DUDE I'M SCARED OF IT😭

  • @kayawhitton4806
    @kayawhitton4806 3 роки тому +7466

    The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either

    • @Abigail-pv1hn
      @Abigail-pv1hn 3 роки тому +289

      ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf

    • @eaglest0554
      @eaglest0554 3 роки тому +560

      Non electric razors: It even works underwater!

    • @fifty-sixty
      @fifty-sixty 3 роки тому +59

      but how danny does the stance-

    • @doublekil669
      @doublekil669 3 роки тому +248

      “are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”

    • @luginess0
      @luginess0 2 роки тому +28

      And it even works!

  • @TwixiMixiPixi
    @TwixiMixiPixi Рік тому +13

    that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.

  • @topbrick4025
    @topbrick4025 Рік тому +10

    "What's that, I can't see anything!"
    "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
    that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂

  • @username-mk4qv
    @username-mk4qv 3 роки тому +2883

    Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist.
    Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!

    • @rosyhvideo2587
      @rosyhvideo2587 3 роки тому +60

      *continues to stare directly into your soul*

    • @keylaliendo2111
      @keylaliendo2111 3 роки тому +55

      That was scary

    • @ccb36
      @ccb36 3 роки тому +63

      I was genuinely afraid for a moment

    • @catherine7144
      @catherine7144 3 роки тому +36

      It actually scared me. 😩

    • @catherine7144
      @catherine7144 3 роки тому +42

      “You can see me”
      “What?”
      “You.. you can see me..”
      “Who are you..?”
      “Finally.”
      “FINALLY!”
      “IM A REAL BOY!!”

  • @merope8014
    @merope8014 3 роки тому +13734

    Ngl Danny’s acting gets better everyday. That nutcracker skit was terrifying.

    • @cddn5037
      @cddn5037 3 роки тому +685

      YES!!! I WAS TOTALLY THINKING ABT HOW WELL IT WAS SHOT!!

    • @me-shhekmati1988
      @me-shhekmati1988 3 роки тому +291

      Ikr that was my fav part of the video 😂✨

    • @kd4n347
      @kd4n347 3 роки тому +185

      I just saw that part and I gotta agree

    • @b2superbattledroid977
      @b2superbattledroid977 3 роки тому +132

      THE WHAT
      Oh

    • @emmacarlson7191
      @emmacarlson7191 3 роки тому +141

      um it was real smh🙄

  • @doctornonsense4726
    @doctornonsense4726 2 роки тому +72

    Hi Danny, new subscriber.
    I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.

  • @existing_human7237
    @existing_human7237 Рік тому +10

    13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner,"
    Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.

  • @julie__j2159
    @julie__j2159 3 роки тому +2182

    Nick Bolton: "it fits into ANY pocket"
    Basically any women's jeans: Are you sure about that?

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 3 роки тому +159

      especialllly those pockets on womens jackets that are all cute and then you go to use them and you realize its just a flap of fabric for decoration to make it LOOK like you have pockets

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 роки тому +21

      @@byrnetdown6076 OMFG I SWEAR

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 роки тому +9

      @@llvnaa9600 ew just ew

    • @gracie7714
      @gracie7714 3 роки тому +24

      @@byrnetdown6076 I remember my first pair of jeans w/o pockets and I was upset 😠!! It’s blasphemous!!!🙄💥

    • @pickleproductions5736
      @pickleproductions5736 3 роки тому +11

      I'm a man and God that sounds absolutely revolting.

  • @memechild2025
    @memechild2025 3 роки тому +9330

    I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.

  • @nikkifilias682
    @nikkifilias682 2 роки тому +35

    I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character

  • @SoScarlettItWasMaroon
    @SoScarlettItWasMaroon 6 місяців тому +12

    I’m imagining Danny having to ask Laura for red lipstick and explaining that he needed it to paint himself like a real-life nutcracker.

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +12391

    So they've got a product that works underwater and on land, now all that's missing is a product that works in ... space. ;)

    • @saanvikonduru
      @saanvikonduru 3 роки тому +59

      who are u?

    • @Szamot_ish
      @Szamot_ish 3 роки тому +264

      They are missing a product that actually works :p

    • @mooper0709
      @mooper0709 3 роки тому +58

      Don’t give them ideas

    • @weirdthe3rd308
      @weirdthe3rd308 3 роки тому +51

      hello verified youtuber that i do not know

    • @Macbethismycat
      @Macbethismycat 3 роки тому +9

      DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS 😣😫

  • @kbeit8272
    @kbeit8272 3 роки тому +936

    "Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"

    • @smophiefofie
      @smophiefofie 3 роки тому +16

      HAHAHAHA

    • @Jb-ik3pq
      @Jb-ik3pq 3 роки тому +27

      That was actually pretty scary lol

    • @mitchellgeorge6031
      @mitchellgeorge6031 3 роки тому +10

      I feel like she’s used to that by now

    • @TT-iv5iz
      @TT-iv5iz 3 роки тому +7

      why I borrow your lipstick so often💄🎶🎶

    • @pen3475
      @pen3475 3 роки тому +1

      I laughed so hard at that part

  • @markwatson6477
    @markwatson6477 2 роки тому +30

    7:10
    Crypt TV: write that down, write that down!

  • @ROMOROMOROMOO
    @ROMOROMOROMOO Рік тому +21

    The skit with the nutcracker in the middle is my favorite one Danny ever made. I feel like he could really make a great horror character if he wanted.

  • @bigtable9031
    @bigtable9031 3 роки тому +2473

    I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless

    • @gamiket628
      @gamiket628 3 роки тому +84

      Lol that has potential to be a horror movie

    • @tomjohnstone6591
      @tomjohnstone6591 3 роки тому +52

      I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”

    • @aidenmarsh3069
      @aidenmarsh3069 3 роки тому +6

      SAME!!!!!!!!!!

    • @_junko_5701
      @_junko_5701 3 роки тому +6

      @@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie

    • @nikolaiestrella6785
      @nikolaiestrella6785 3 роки тому +15

      @Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.

  • @tobascochilisauce2009
    @tobascochilisauce2009 3 роки тому +4880

    as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean

  • @Duckiedogz
    @Duckiedogz Рік тому +10

    The 'TacVisor" is actually a thin piece of plastic that covers most computer screens. This piece of plastic morphs the light making colors. (don't ask how idk) that's why the screens are white, they took of the plastic with a razor and when you put down the visor, it's like the screen has the plastic.

  • @maxisgorgeous4008
    @maxisgorgeous4008 2 роки тому +19

    7:13 Danny found a way to make a 30 second clip scarier than most horror movies

  • @lemonpenis
    @lemonpenis 3 роки тому +8360

    Imagine if your house burned down and the only thing left was a tacwallet

    • @user-mq8ci2il8s
      @user-mq8ci2il8s 3 роки тому +387

      I would cry.

    • @travisdelee8647
      @travisdelee8647 3 роки тому +410

      And the tac visor in your car. It can withstand that heat because it's "military grade" plastic.

    • @Mykaininekkkkkahajw
      @Mykaininekkkkkahajw 3 роки тому +470

      Damn should’ve bought the tac house

    • @lemonpenis
      @lemonpenis 3 роки тому +32

      @@Mykaininekkkkkahajw lol

    • @Khujop
      @Khujop 3 роки тому +62

      I imagine this every day. It's a reoccurring waking nightmare. Help me.

  • @Carla-ou2yb
    @Carla-ou2yb 3 роки тому +1530

    The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer

    • @isabelagaba821
      @isabelagaba821 3 роки тому +11

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭

    • @user-ym7eh8pi5i
      @user-ym7eh8pi5i 3 роки тому +7

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 3 роки тому +35

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now

    • @TewifyingUwU
      @TewifyingUwU 3 роки тому +45

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648 3 роки тому +2

      RIP vine

  • @CallMeBlackout_
    @CallMeBlackout_ Рік тому +18

    As a Navy Veteran, I can confirm that the US Government sent me to bootcamp just to give me gills so I can breathe air and while I’m in the water. Once I got out, they took away my tail, my gills…and now I sit in silence and listen to ocean sounds.

  • @WKnudsen713
    @WKnudsen713 Рік тому +8

    Having legitimately been trained in flashlight self defense, you don’t actually need a tactical flashlight. In fact a standard flashlight is probably better because you can take it anywhere; a tactical flashlight could be considered a weapon in some places

  • @Robbity
    @Robbity 3 роки тому +9006

    Honestly, Danny’s acting is getting a lot better. Good job.

    • @Mantikator
      @Mantikator 3 роки тому +293

      Better than good. Great job, Danny!

    • @JeffreyVee
      @JeffreyVee 3 роки тому +273

      especially the nutcracker part lmao

    • @bluemars5305
      @bluemars5305 3 роки тому +89

      giving me kick the pj editing vibes with that nut cracker part

    • @UserHasDied
      @UserHasDied 3 роки тому +13

      Thanks

    • @honestlynuts__
      @honestlynuts__ 3 роки тому +6

      exactly

  • @user.uni612
    @user.uni612 3 роки тому +3731

    The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.

    • @stepbro4028
      @stepbro4028 3 роки тому +122

      produced by Greg
      directed by Greg
      sponsored by Greg
      Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy
      Danny - Danny Gonzalez
      Special thanks to
      Greg
      Guy
      Little Stinkers
      Mayor Kurtis Connor

    • @okiedokie2840
      @okiedokie2840 3 роки тому +7

      @@stepbro4028 😂

    • @hamtaru
      @hamtaru 3 роки тому +32

      that was legitimately creepy ngl

    • @cheesyoutanimations2045
      @cheesyoutanimations2045 3 роки тому +3

      Ai movie in a nutshell

    • @allieanimates8539
      @allieanimates8539 3 роки тому +2

      ahhh gacha horror

  • @sriissyracha
    @sriissyracha 2 роки тому +5

    “First you blind em’, then you give them a lil stab stab, then you give them a lil bang bang and then a lil smacky smack”

  • @screamsformemes
    @screamsformemes Рік тому +10

    13:53 Missed opportunity of "Nick, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"

  • @TheJunky228
    @TheJunky228 3 роки тому +1621

    Danny:
    That nutcracker skit was absolutely terrifying.
    Thank you.

  • @cinnamonflavoredmemes
    @cinnamonflavoredmemes 3 роки тому +2378

    That nutcracker thing would make a fuckin terrifying horror movie

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 9 місяців тому +12

    10:43 i've never seen someone look so expressively miserable and terrified

  • @thecrepeofdeath
    @thecrepeofdeath 2 роки тому +22

    shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned

  • @nikolaiestrella6785
    @nikolaiestrella6785 3 роки тому +3430

    The murderous rainforest guy in the Tac Shaver ad looks like he could be related to the young, "I WANT THAT GIRL!" mermaid hunter from Scales.

  • @sophiestudios2911
    @sophiestudios2911 3 роки тому +1829

    Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real
    Nutcracker Danny: 7:17

  • @RubyEmma
    @RubyEmma Рік тому +9

    I’m interested in what Laura thought when she walked into Danny’s office and saw genuinely the scariest weapon of all time

  • @superslimanoniem4712
    @superslimanoniem4712 Рік тому +10

    That visor is just a polariser, and the tv has it's polariser removed. So you can't see the image until you hold the filter in front. Iirc ltt made a video about something like this before, but inside diy glasses.

  • @nyx1216
    @nyx1216 3 роки тому +4943

    If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot

    • @zilleaxolotl3457
      @zilleaxolotl3457 3 роки тому +470

      it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +179

      Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).

    • @human7605
      @human7605 3 роки тому +17

      Reeeee he must come baaaaaack

    • @rosyhvideo2587
      @rosyhvideo2587 3 роки тому +10

      DAMN GOOD ONE

    • @fex7175
      @fex7175 3 роки тому +26

      @@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol

  • @averieherring4147
    @averieherring4147 3 роки тому +1864

    Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket!
    Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken

    • @hepthegreat4005
      @hepthegreat4005 3 роки тому +138

      Women: you guys get pockets?

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 3 роки тому +49

      Well it is meant for military tough manly men.

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 роки тому +30

      @@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys

    • @caoimhedoesstuff9293
      @caoimhedoesstuff9293 3 роки тому +18

      @@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 3 роки тому

      @@zaclumley7553
      wut

  • @moshroomba
    @moshroomba Рік тому +12

    The thing about the nut cracker scene is it wasn't as scary as Danny's "reaction" to it. 10/10 acting
    Also just like we have Danny sleep paralysis lore, we need nutcracker guy lore

  • @OrigamiDogYT
    @OrigamiDogYT Рік тому +9

    7:36 that shot is terrifying

  • @mama_mafia9755
    @mama_mafia9755 3 роки тому +2914

    As someone who was in the military, “military tough products” means “goodluck on if it stays together for a week”

    • @botmaddie8320
      @botmaddie8320 3 роки тому +23

      @꧁Rouge Pride꧂ YESSSS i just saw a kakyoin pfp above this

    • @hecomes.6978
      @hecomes.6978 3 роки тому +95

      Watches jojo and did service? Damn what a chad

    • @Uncomical_117
      @Uncomical_117 3 роки тому +21

      Well I have to trust a fellow jojo fan

    • @Pc118Gamer
      @Pc118Gamer 3 роки тому +76

      I've heard from army guys that military grade just means whatever you can get for cheap

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 роки тому +65

      @@Pc118Gamer yea normally the military doesn't buy quality products on bulk, that would mean more taxes used on them, and not the second hand security services.

  • @megancaputo
    @megancaputo 3 роки тому +2644

    everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america

  • @louhaslostit
    @louhaslostit 2 роки тому +7

    7:14 please make this into a full horror/comedy video it would be perfect. Like even the editing on this part is amazing.

  • @bobsock8718
    @bobsock8718 Рік тому +3

    7:01 - the best

  • @baasiix
    @baasiix 3 роки тому +1466

    *I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*

    • @sunnylapis6584
      @sunnylapis6584 3 роки тому +34

      I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker

    • @keirapage6442
      @keirapage6442 3 роки тому +7

      omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time

    • @hgdrrfgrg
      @hgdrrfgrg 3 роки тому +6

      Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen

    • @3mma..
      @3mma.. 3 роки тому

      IKRRR

    • @bludzowski
      @bludzowski 3 роки тому

      When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''

  • @nyraaa7583
    @nyraaa7583 3 роки тому +895

    Danny I think you’ve single-handedly terrified everyone with that nutcracker bit

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 7 місяців тому +4

    Currently watching this video to fall asleep, but to quote Danny, “I knew what was coming and it still scared me.”

  • @sofie3508
    @sofie3508 Рік тому +5

    The part where Danny imitated how he was standing before attacking the two men with the flashlight. I lost it lmao. That stance is so sus I love it

  • @lexid6943
    @lexid6943 3 роки тому +1498

    As a hamster owner, she can 100% withstand any demon in existence. She's sweet until she doesnt like what you've done and then she is feral.

    • @leohdj3198
      @leohdj3198 3 роки тому +52

      Ah yeah she becomes feral ? What if she became military grade hamstactical ?

    • @aarishowton8037
      @aarishowton8037 3 роки тому +21

      I haven’t watched the video yet, I’m 36 seconds in and he’s still talking about the tact-light, and I love how absolutely nonsense this comment is

    • @jenaurr
      @jenaurr 3 роки тому +4

      okay but can she handle firey bow and arrows being thrown at her? 🤔

    • @lexid6943
      @lexid6943 3 роки тому +9

      @@jenaurr She is the one throwing the fiery bow and arrows

    • @lexid6943
      @lexid6943 3 роки тому +5

      @@leohdj3198 We havent tested that setting yet.

  • @ishmaeldoesstuff3657
    @ishmaeldoesstuff3657 3 роки тому +1664

    Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever

    • @justSunny7
      @justSunny7 3 роки тому +11

      Same 😔

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 3 роки тому +31

      *I'M A REAL **_BOYYYYY_*

    • @wadejonaitis426
      @wadejonaitis426 3 роки тому +16

      @@jameswarf6456 Bro you can't just scare me like that smh.

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, thanks for the nightmares fucker!

    • @Gossamaggs
      @Gossamaggs 3 роки тому +11

      Is he a better boy, is the question

  • @logan_page
    @logan_page 2 роки тому +4

    That TacVisor thing does actually work. It’s a polarizing film. That screen they were using had it’s removed so that when it was put back into place the image showed up again. That being said it’s absolutely useless outside of that specific scenario.

  • @HopeIsADrug11037
    @HopeIsADrug11037 Рік тому +2

    bro that "I'M A REAAAL BOOOOOOOY" was perfect voice acting goddamn 😭

  • @wraein
    @wraein 3 роки тому +2635

    POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments

  • @doombuggy123
    @doombuggy123 3 роки тому +1187

    Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 роки тому +87

      Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.

    • @Cloudychaostheone
      @Cloudychaostheone 3 роки тому +31

      Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 3 роки тому +24

      @@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way

    • @pigadmiral6642
      @pigadmiral6642 3 роки тому +11

      Navy guys.

    • @oscy7909
      @oscy7909 3 роки тому +8

      @@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?

  • @DemonCat-to8ut
    @DemonCat-to8ut 6 місяців тому +3

    Drew golden once said that ‘a life hack is just two things taped together.” By that logic, the tack-light is a life hack.

  • @aliceobrienvideo
    @aliceobrienvideo Рік тому +7

    DANI IM REWATCHING A YEAR LATER AND IM DYING LAUGHING AT THE REAL BOY SCENE

  • @lpsfankanr1
    @lpsfankanr1 3 роки тому +713

    Therapist: "Nutcracker Danny doesn't exist"
    Nutcracker Danny:

  • @magictoaster2996
    @magictoaster2996 3 роки тому +1329

    “Great job Annie, now finish the job.”
    “But, bu-“
    “Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”

    • @Rudolphgaylord
      @Rudolphgaylord 3 роки тому +25

      Haha, navy boys

    • @discoshark7767
      @discoshark7767 3 роки тому +45

      Are you okay Annie?
      Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???

    • @aayuktaraut8424
      @aayuktaraut8424 3 роки тому +4

      @@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AOB1206
      @AOB1206 3 роки тому +1

      My names Annie 😳

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 3 роки тому +5

      NO SURRENDER
      NO MERCY

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose Рік тому +8

    GREAT JOB, DANNY!

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Рік тому +4

    2:20 As someone who has literally been in a Navy family for 18 years of my entire life (and I’m currently 18, dad has literally just retired), I will confirm that 99% of the time the Navy is on a ship on water and not swimming under water.

  • @karitasphoto9078
    @karitasphoto9078 3 роки тому +648

    Commercial: Can fit in any pocket
    Womens pants: You dare challenge me mortal?

    • @ashleybroening6933
      @ashleybroening6933 3 роки тому +14

      My thoughts exactly. Jeggings is approaching!

    • @bluebosnian
      @bluebosnian 3 роки тому +4

      overalls for the win bb!

    • @sitalvs
      @sitalvs 3 роки тому +9

      shorts marketed for women with faux pockets!!

    • @ellebrooks13
      @ellebrooks13 3 роки тому +8

      @@sitalvs Haha I hate those faux pockets!

    • @sitalvs
      @sitalvs 3 роки тому +6

      @@ellebrooks13 the person who designed those are probs satan himself

  • @devine8023
    @devine8023 3 роки тому +2196

    Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'

  • @codiac555
    @codiac555 2 роки тому +6

    I love how Danny’s fighting stance is just caving in his spine

  • @asamlos
    @asamlos 9 місяців тому +3

    The whole “navy guys” thing is so funny to me bc one of my closest friends was in the navy and she HATES the water

  • @bankruptbitch7104
    @bankruptbitch7104 3 роки тому +651

    okay but Danny’s acting is kind of amazing. when he was screaming “i’m a real boy” i got genuine chills. get this man an Oscar.

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 3 роки тому +56

      same i don't think danny realizes how great of an actor he actually is

    • @digestivebiscuit8967
      @digestivebiscuit8967 3 роки тому +21

      Didnt he go to drama school or something?

    • @Ziaberry
      @Ziaberry 3 роки тому +42

      @@digestivebiscuit8967 I've seen at least one old video of him doing some kind of stand up skit where he's the only actor and plays multiple characters at once, it might've been when he was in high school though

  • @jesselevy6879
    @jesselevy6879 3 роки тому +835

    i can’t explain why but him putting a warning for flashing lights in the title makes me so happy. i’m not even affected by them, but it’s such a nice extra step he took that most youtubers don’t.

    • @ketu555
      @ketu555 3 роки тому +34

      same!!!

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 3 роки тому +85

      I get strong migraines/headaches from repeatedly flashing lights, which is like a weekly thing since they’re everywhere on the internet, and I appreciated the warning a lot :) someone’s looking out for us at least

    • @transboimax7187
      @transboimax7187 3 роки тому +29

      I know!!! Im not personally affected by flashing lights, but i understand the need for warnings cause i typically need stim warnings so i dont stim for like half an hour or more. :)

    • @lina-pu6id
      @lina-pu6id 3 роки тому +9

      exactly how i felt

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 3 роки тому +18

      I always imagine that. How scary is it to live life when flashing lights can cause you to have a seizure and literally die? And then the fact that you could see them at any moment for any reason. And you always have to think, just because this video doesn't have a warning, does that really mean there aren't flashing lights? Or if you turn on the TV for a second. Movies have warnings, I believe. But what about when you turn it on and it's already on a scene with flashing lights? It must be nerve-wracking.

  • @Utiga1
    @Utiga1 2 роки тому +7

    I now need a horror movie made by danny and have him play all the characters

  • @valkyrie9646
    @valkyrie9646 2 роки тому +15

    Lol! Danny's poor wife and neighbors.
    Danny: "I'M A REEEEAAAAL BOOOY!!!"
    Laura: Oh, don't mind Danny. He's just sitting alone in his room talking to himself and recording himself answering himself. Want to come over for dinner?
    Neighbors: No. God, no. We'll be moving soon. We have to pack. Right now!

  • @stankyratman5685
    @stankyratman5685 3 роки тому +766

    that nutcracker danny skit was STRAIGHT out of a horror movie-

    • @ottiliabjorkmanselhag2860
      @ottiliabjorkmanselhag2860 3 роки тому +25

      yeah i kept looking at it out of fear for the rest of the video

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 3 роки тому +20

      See everybody is talking about that nutcrackers bit but no one is saying what happened so I had no idea what to expect. Holy shit it was not that. We now need a mini movie where the nutcracker tries to take over Danny's life and yt channel.

    • @curranfrank2854
      @curranfrank2854 3 роки тому +3

      @@Not_An_EV Yeah, I knew it was creepy but it still shook me XD

    • @stars_inthe_sky
      @stars_inthe_sky 3 роки тому +1

      @@Not_An_EV this is GENIUS!!

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 3 роки тому +1

      @@stars_inthe_sky Aha thank you I occassionally have a good idea like once every 100 years or so. So What shall we say Danny's halloween special this year?

  • @kakyoin5862
    @kakyoin5862 3 роки тому +1916

    “tac wallet is thinner and smaller”
    yeah, the other wallet is full of stuff, the tac wallet has literally nothing in it.

    • @baibo.1824
      @baibo.1824 3 роки тому +109

      Also how is it better? Yay I can fit less things in my wallet

    • @botmaddie8320
      @botmaddie8320 3 роки тому +9

      i just saw a bruno and kakyoin pfp above each other

    • @rendynchi5079
      @rendynchi5079 3 роки тому +1

      donut

    • @kakyoin5862
      @kakyoin5862 3 роки тому +4

      @@rendynchi5079 stop bullying me ✋

    • @rendynchi5079
      @rendynchi5079 3 роки тому +1

      @@kakyoin5862 no you donut

  • @alexincolors7516
    @alexincolors7516 2 роки тому +3

    HAHA! The scene with the nutcracker is so good! I love it! I guess that shield or however it's name was is like when you took some psychedelics but without taking them actually, just seeing stuff

  • @Charremy
    @Charremy 6 місяців тому +5

    HES BACK