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  • @nighthawk4502
    @nighthawk4502 4 роки тому +12575

    As a guy who’s in the Air Force, I can easily say that all of us are military tough, and we can withstand being run over by tanks. We also have Nick Bolton inside of us.

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 4 роки тому +836

      Oh no, that last sentence. I have a dirty mind haha.

    • @Chaimaaxox
      @Chaimaaxox 4 роки тому +123

      @@youngfunny1824 hahahaahaha

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate 4 роки тому +162

      Kinky ;)

    • @provthegoat7780
      @provthegoat7780 4 роки тому +323

      There’s just a man inside of you with all of your actual organs inside lol

    • @MerlijnMol.
      @MerlijnMol. 4 роки тому +79

      you are airforce so its probably a dick and not nick bolton

  • @irlsloth5250
    @irlsloth5250 4 роки тому +2802

    After being in the marines, hearing something being labelled "military grade" immediately makes me think it's a piece of garbage that breaks after a few uses, and for whatever reason, no matter what it's made of, it's smells like wet dog.

    • @MorriganSlayde
      @MorriganSlayde 4 роки тому +169

      My dad thought it would be funny to feed us kids his thirty year old rations once.
      Anyway you still have your teeth too or nah?

    • @Emily.T26
      @Emily.T26 4 роки тому +132

      My step mother was in the army and she said much the same things about military equipment. Thank you for your service

    • @mono3941
      @mono3941 4 роки тому +2

      @Ryan Brandt bruh 'you're' is the correct way of saying, idk why you correcting it to 'your'

    • @Phantomwise2
      @Phantomwise2 4 роки тому +78

      @@mono3941 , you are confused. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." So the comment is actually saying "thanks for you are service." OP's service is a noun, something belonging to them so "your" is correct.

    • @mono3941
      @mono3941 4 роки тому +29

      @@Phantomwise2 ah ok, sorry for that :/

  • @MF-XYLYL
    @MF-XYLYL 3 роки тому +3529

    Nick promoting his products: I'm literally in a tank and you're not.

  • @floppyj.burger5402
    @floppyj.burger5402 3 роки тому +1447

    I like how when it was "ran over by a tank" it wasnt even there in the shot. they just put it there in the next shot

    • @hopingstare8980
      @hopingstare8980 3 роки тому +18

      yeah

    • @SpencerPEvans
      @SpencerPEvans 3 роки тому +170

      wElL oBvIoUsLy, thE fLaShLiGgT cAn cAmOfLagE witH thU gRouND sInCe itS mIlItArY tUfF!

    • @j.p.blackcoyote
      @j.p.blackcoyote Рік тому +40

      It just rolled over to the bushes and then rolled back when the danger passed

    • @mrmeu3480
      @mrmeu3480 11 місяців тому +2

      4:20

    • @Xionarra
      @Xionarra 9 місяців тому +7

      I thought this too so I watched the original taclight pro video that Danny's watching on yt. It actually is there believe it or not

  • @kartoffelbuffer
    @kartoffelbuffer 4 роки тому +3654

    How did Nick Bolton miss the chance to say
    "But the taclight...still inTACt"?????
    I don't trust that guy

    • @lol-zr4iy
      @lol-zr4iy 4 роки тому +16

      Same

    • @glitchgwen470
      @glitchgwen470 4 роки тому +49

      THEY EVEN LIE ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE MILITARY! I DON'T TRUST ANYONE INVOLVED WITH THE TACLIGHT

    • @hertzxuff6579
      @hertzxuff6579 4 роки тому +17

      c h u n k

    • @roulxskaard8459
      @roulxskaard8459 4 роки тому +16

      Why even would you? All he is is a "Big strong man" that likes to lie about flashlights. Just sayin. :/
      hehe, yay, three likes :')

    • @kateg5763
      @kateg5763 4 роки тому +4

      Yes!

  • @marlobear5781
    @marlobear5781 4 роки тому +8262

    I actually own the taclight pro and I didn’t even know that it was a taclight
    Also it’s broken

    • @revenant9382
      @revenant9382 4 роки тому +636

      Marlo Bear
      MiLiTaRy ToUgH

    • @jadenjackson183
      @jadenjackson183 4 роки тому +386

      Marlo Bear but it’s military tough?

    • @retroevelyne7772
      @retroevelyne7772 4 роки тому +603

      How did you break a millitary tough object that is made out of a tank

    • @melissamartinez5432
      @melissamartinez5432 4 роки тому +253

      @@retroevelyne7772 he dropped it like he dropped his tank. Smh💀 it happens to eVeRyOnE😂😂😂

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 роки тому +372

      Was It ran over by *two* tanks?

  • @the_actual_alex
    @the_actual_alex 2 роки тому +292

    Fun fact: the tank shown in these ads is a British chieftain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it

    • @alexpaulk2819
      @alexpaulk2819 Рік тому +55

      Um what are you talking about??? Nick Bolton is military tough, and the tank is not tactical enough for it to have a crew of 4. He’s the most tactical guy so he can drive it all by himself.

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 8 місяців тому +11

      Well the Chieftain only needs one person to operate as the driver but you are correct, Nick can not drive it.

    • @woodpecker4044
      @woodpecker4044 8 місяців тому +1

      huh? I don't think you know how tanks work

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 6 місяців тому

      @@woodpecker4044huh? I don’t think you know how humorous comments work

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 6 місяців тому

      Fun fact; the tank shown in these ads is a British cheifain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it

  • @MikeyJBlakeJR
    @MikeyJBlakeJR 3 роки тому +121

    [9:19] "Look, ordinary sunglasses just make things darker."
    ...yeah, nick. That's what they're designed to do.

  • @abigaildespina4689
    @abigaildespina4689 5 років тому +2790

    "It's built like a tank! When you drop it, it doesn't break!"
    ...
    WHEN HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED A TANK?!

    • @thegoatcarnival
      @thegoatcarnival 4 роки тому +143

      And last I checked tanks get destroyed when run over by tanks.

    • @abireid697
      @abireid697 4 роки тому +131

      I dropped my tank 2 mins ago, when do you not drop your tank?

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 4 роки тому +13

      Have you never seen the A team movie?

    • @haileyirene1394
      @haileyirene1394 4 роки тому +78

      I’m so clumsy, I keep dropping my tank in the icecream isle at Walmart

    • @justabookishreader
      @justabookishreader 4 роки тому +25

      If only this commercial had come out when Ant Man did, because that would have been perfect, cuz if you recall, the tank got shrunk and was put on a key ring. Just sayin

  • @comma3518
    @comma3518 4 роки тому +3029

    “Most sunglasses just darken”
    Me: isn’t that what sunglasses do... they... darken...they darken the sun...

    • @malayfellaz
      @malayfellaz 4 роки тому +174

      Nah it suppose to make you look cool not to be practical.

    • @notsoobnie4577
      @notsoobnie4577 4 роки тому +32

      @@malayfellaz I think it's both?

    • @juliebear6413
      @juliebear6413 4 роки тому +115

      Yeah but... sometimes you need sunglasses in TACTICAL situations

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 роки тому +71

      No. They're for you to look *MILITARY PRACTICAL*

    • @cibianray3065
      @cibianray3065 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

  • @TenTonNuke
    @TenTonNuke 3 роки тому +217

    "Have you ever been in a tank?"
    As a gunner on an Abrams, I'm one of the few people who can say yes. And dropping from a height and submerging in water is really bad for a tank. It's a 70 ton uranium behemoth, not a rubber ball.

    • @flyingplatypus7272
      @flyingplatypus7272 Рік тому +3

      Uranium? Is there any depleted uranium in the abrams armor?

    • @TenTonNuke
      @TenTonNuke Рік тому +20

      @@flyingplatypus7272 Yes. It's dense so it stops anti-tank rounds. But that means any time a tank blows up, you have to treat the area like a hazmat site.

    • @sitfish1113
      @sitfish1113 Рік тому +13

      @@TenTonNuke Damm I never knew that. That's kinda cool but also a little worrying lol

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Рік тому +10

      That seems like a really good idea though just costing tanks with radioactive materials so any bomb that gets even close just detonates before it’s close and any people trying to hijack your tank get space tetanus

    • @clyde-or-monty
      @clyde-or-monty Рік тому +2

      @@WooporSPACE TETANUS LMFAOO

  • @the4green2man
    @the4green2man 2 роки тому +19

    i love the power creep on these flashlights. they should start their ads like: the nights keep getting darker, but tac light - keeps getting brighter.
    tac light: fight the endless night.

  • @samw4408
    @samw4408 4 роки тому +4763

    ‘military grade’ is the dumbest selling point i swear, the military pays as little as possible for bulk supplies so half the time it sucks

    • @laurenmarzocca3903
      @laurenmarzocca3903 3 роки тому +384

      i work for the military and yes, the technology is VERY outdated lol.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 3 роки тому +385

      Anyone who buys or promotes something as "military grade" has never served in the military. Military grade isn't something to brag about 😂

    • @francheskasoto730
      @francheskasoto730 3 роки тому +122

      My dad and mom are in, some of the stuff they get is really nice but most of it is shit

    • @AssemblyWizard
      @AssemblyWizard 3 роки тому +134

      yet this is a big selling point for VPN ads - "military grade encryption", which everyone already use daily 🤦

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 3 роки тому +75

      I mean.. I been in the military cadets (The RAAF cadets) and I had yet to even hear anything say "this is military grade". Only time I even see the word "military grade" is in games such as Fallout.

  • @maggiee.1105
    @maggiee.1105 4 роки тому +10752

    all i’m saying is we’ve never seen nick bolton and the entire us army in the same room...

    • @yaboythepizzaboi
      @yaboythepizzaboi 4 роки тому +556

      So what your saying is....
      Nick Bolton *IS* the entire army

    • @raulveres479
      @raulveres479 4 роки тому +146

      @@yaboythepizzaboi r/thatsthejoke

    • @drunkensailor4763
      @drunkensailor4763 4 роки тому +26

      Dr Burleson what flashlight do you use

    • @dragongirl1409
      @dragongirl1409 4 роки тому +60

      @Dr Burleson Nah, Nick is Batman.

    • @dragongirl1409
      @dragongirl1409 4 роки тому +32

      @Dr Burleson You caught me.

  • @lipstickcloud
    @lipstickcloud 4 місяці тому +10

    "This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment!" still makes me laugh every time. 😂

  • @someoneyoudontknow8372
    @someoneyoudontknow8372 3 роки тому +82

    EVERY. SINGLE. THING. They advertised my dad would 100% buy
    No hes not in the army he just thinks he will need it one day and that he lives in an action movie lol

  • @username3818
    @username3818 4 роки тому +7789

    If I saw a commercial that just said “sometimes you need pants,” I would buy them.

  • @NT-tn6oo
    @NT-tn6oo 5 років тому +4367

    please buy and review all these products

    • @sanjanaishas2096
      @sanjanaishas2096 5 років тому +23

      WeWere OnABreak i was just gonna comment that

    • @holmesss01
      @holmesss01 5 років тому +25

      I really just want to see the hearing aid XD

    • @lisao5441
      @lisao5441 5 років тому +14

      Yes! Then he can use the in the conditions and scenarios seen!

    • @nex.0.0.
      @nex.0.0. 5 років тому +3

      Ya ya ya do it

    • @bookwormsensation8024
      @bookwormsensation8024 5 років тому +2

      i agree

  • @delcenethemanlyman9028
    @delcenethemanlyman9028 3 роки тому +41

    Wait, I think Nick Bolton does own a tank, because why else would they have the budget for a tank but not for their actors to go to a real football field?

  • @Monstrikism
    @Monstrikism Рік тому +24

    Imagine if Danny would interview Nick and asked him wtf went through his mind when he was doing these commercials.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 6 місяців тому +7

      “Ummm….. oh yeah I remember I did those. I was on set for like two days and got a paycheck for it. That’s awesome that you think they’re funny though” is exactly how it would go

  • @abigailc27
    @abigailc27 5 років тому +1111

    “in fact, he might even live in a tank”
    the sad part is that my brain actually thought “wait, _hes a fish?!_ ”

    • @kayahall2239
      @kayahall2239 5 років тому +26

      Hahahaha I thought the same thing!!!! I was thinking about him swimming in an aquarium tank😂

    • @NeonKat
      @NeonKat 5 років тому +9

      😂

    • @koiuses
      @koiuses 5 років тому +9

      brontosaurus the egg lMAO I CANT

    • @purgatoryproductions310
      @purgatoryproductions310 Рік тому +8

      nah that's navy guys

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +3

      @@purgatoryproductions310 oh navy guys 🙄😂

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 5 років тому +8690

    Man, I just hate it when my flashlight gets run over by a tank.

    • @missmarreynolds
      @missmarreynolds 5 років тому +274

      It happens almost every day! ITS NOT EVEN WAR, but the TAC LIGHT will save me form my sad despairs

    • @datoneguage7859
      @datoneguage7859 5 років тому +146

      Alphasun yea the tanks are breaking everything i own.
      BUT NOT MY TAC LIGHT PRO

    • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
      @UnorthodoxSoundwave. 5 років тому +25

      The TacLight doesn't even get ran over...

    • @crackhead9455
      @crackhead9455 5 років тому +21

      Is that why your really sad?
      Dont worry..
      TAC LIGHT WONT BREA--

    • @Thecrazyone-hy2bx
      @Thecrazyone-hy2bx 4 роки тому +32

      Yep you just set it down and all of a sudden shit a tank

  • @609Blackrose
    @609Blackrose 3 роки тому +5

    I was in the Military, and when I hear Military tough all I think is it will require too much maintenance and is weaker then things similar. That's why I don't drive my tank around. Also I would be more impressed if they ran over the flashlight on pavement where it can't be pushed downwards.

    • @609Blackrose
      @609Blackrose 3 роки тому

      Also since I didn't see this before commenting but they were crawling to high, if you don't taste dirt your head is too high.

  • @4leftclovers
    @4leftclovers 2 роки тому +37

    I love how Danny always says to not look it up if Greg is the biggest army on the internet or not but when I did look it up the results were actually Greg.

  • @magicfireflame
    @magicfireflame 4 роки тому +2841

    "Nick Bolton... Is an actor!?" *heart breaks into a million tiny pieces*

  • @gabrielnadeau8713
    @gabrielnadeau8713 4 роки тому +2811

    "This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment",
    I can finally glue my life back together!

  • @edwardspidermonkey
    @edwardspidermonkey 3 роки тому +55

    I was having a panic attack and trying to do deep breathing to calm down. Watching this was what finally got my breathing and crying to slow. Thank you. Your work is really important, more than you know.

    • @naia1362
      @naia1362 5 місяців тому

      I hope you’re doing better now

  • @noraminor7324
    @noraminor7324 3 роки тому +6

    Ahhh yes the taclight I am sure I own that. Or as i'd like to say the best way to piss off the people on your camping trip. While this is great for making your way to the bathroom at girl scout camp at one am, it is a sure-fire way to wake up every scout scout within a 300 ft radius.

  • @caustic9947
    @caustic9947 5 років тому +1346

    Top 10 Anime Betrayals
    #1: Nick Bolton wasn't actually in the army

  • @sophieculleton2492
    @sophieculleton2492 4 роки тому +3211

    I can’t believe Drew Gooden keyed that middle aged mans car

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 4 роки тому +116

      And he even did it in camera for the comercial, ehat a madlad

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 4 роки тому +15

      Lawyer Morty ehat

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 4 роки тому +74

      @@cas6174 its an virtual hat, like an e mail is virtual mail, an ehat is a virtual hat

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 4 роки тому +10

      Lawyer Morty 😂😂😂

    • @otavio048
      @otavio048 4 роки тому +26

      @@cas6174 i know what you are thinking, no you may not wear it

  • @ammex7444
    @ammex7444 3 роки тому +17

    Nick is just so much of a chad he doesn’t need to be in the army he *is* the army

  • @scionixx9568
    @scionixx9568 3 роки тому +12

    I actually felt bad for the guy who’s car was keyed lol. The look on his face said “why did you do that to the dream car is been saving up for!” 😢

  • @paracyclo1960
    @paracyclo1960 5 років тому +1449

    You forgot that in EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL THEY MAKE it's the *SAME MUSIC*
    that same guitar riff. Tac light, tac visor, tac shades, tac mender,
    NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NOW NOW NOOOW

    • @tracimoyer9879
      @tracimoyer9879 5 років тому +144

      the fact that you wrote the riff in the comment is just beautiful

    • @Emma-wx8ty
      @Emma-wx8ty 4 роки тому +10

      ^^^

    • @7ratsinasoup317
      @7ratsinasoup317 4 роки тому +25

      I thought the cat took over

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 4 роки тому +15

      Are you alright? You seem traumatised

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 4 роки тому +8

      It kinda sounds like they wanted something that sounded like Van Galen’s Panama but didn’t want to actually license it so they just kinda made something similar up

  • @palaris8993
    @palaris8993 5 років тому +392

    Imagine this: You and your wife are sleeping in your tacbed when you hear a crash in your house, you go downstairs and see a teenager on his skateboard breaking things whit his rocket louncher so you pull out you taclite hyper and put it in attack mode, you shine it at him and in a blink of a second him and half of your house gets disintegrated by the light, your wife comes downstairs and is blinded by the light and fells down the stairs, you laugh as you remeber the times she called you crazy for sleeping whit your tacglasses omega on suddenly you hear Nick Bolton behinde you say " thats what i call military tough"

    • @haddytraves284
      @haddytraves284 5 років тому +28

      Pal Aris this deserves an award for best paragraph I’ve ever read

    • @ultrablueslime8216
      @ultrablueslime8216 5 років тому +12

      This deserves an award like the guy above me says

    • @Isabel-qf5yb
      @Isabel-qf5yb 5 років тому +5

      omg imagine that will happen in the future

    • @brocksdaddy081910
      @brocksdaddy081910 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @longhornfan6914
      @longhornfan6914 5 років тому +5

      One of the best comments I’ve ever seen

  • @jellyalcitrica7418
    @jellyalcitrica7418 3 роки тому +19

    No one:
    When the video start: *a disturbing kid ad about playing with dead stuff animal or get a drink to stop littering* ;-;

  • @octoinkorporated8283
    @octoinkorporated8283 Рік тому +18

    You heard it gregs Danny is half elf which explains why he never seems to age

  • @prcs420
    @prcs420 5 років тому +5309

    Greg is the fastest growing army because we're military tough 🔥

    • @Tigermink03
      @Tigermink03 5 років тому +29

      I'm a 15-yo vet!

    • @CR-qo1wx
      @CR-qo1wx 5 років тому +26

      12:31

    • @officialorangegoof9736
      @officialorangegoof9736 5 років тому +73

      We're all armed with taclight pros and the ability to review our legal options

    • @zeft2817
      @zeft2817 5 років тому +43

      Greg is also legally skilled

    • @oscar805
      @oscar805 5 років тому +4

      Go greg!

  • @Shalquoir5
    @Shalquoir5 3 роки тому +1950

    I like how the guy that needs a flashlight has a lantern. And the guy needing a lantern, has a flashlight. They should be friends

    • @vidiyya
      @vidiyya 2 роки тому +241

      Even better - they should date. They can share their lantern and flashlight and, when both of those are off, can make military grade love

    • @melwasnevergivenaname
      @melwasnevergivenaname 2 роки тому +142

      @@vidiyya Military Grade Love would be an awesome album name

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort 2 роки тому +48

      enemies to lovers slow burn

    • @mellowmishXD
      @mellowmishXD Рік тому +90

      @@vidiyya “Oh man...” groaned Flashlight Guy. “It’s so dark in here. I wish I had a lantern... I left my TAC Light at home :,(“
      “Don’t worry,” Lantern Guy reassured his partner. “I’ve got a lantern right here!” He proceeded to pull out a small, household lantern from his pocket, and held it out to Flashlight Guy. “I always have a spare ;)”
      “Wow, thanks Lantern Guy! You’re the best!”
      Without thinking, or perhaps out of fear of the dark, Flashlight Guy moved his hand over to Lantern Guy’s to grab the lantern. Blood rushed up to his face, however, when he realized that his hand was directly on top of the other’s!!!!!
      ‘What do I do?!?!?’ Flashlight Guy thought in a panic. He tried moving it away, but his hand was stupendously attracted to the warmth of Lantern Guy’s body. It was a nice change of pace from the endless chills he got from being stuck in the dark of his attic. He made him feel... comfortable.
      Minutes went by before Flashlight Guy’s fantasies were interrupted by Lantern Guy’s impatience. “Hey...” the other asked. “Are you gonna take it or not?”
      “H-Huh?! Oh... Oh yeah..! S-sorry, I-I just.. uh... got distracted..!!”
      Words couldn’t describe how grateful he was for the room to be pitch black. His face was probably red as a rose right now!
      “..Distracted? By what?” Flashlight Guy could hear the concern in Lantern Guy’s voice.
      “U-uh... N-nothing...!!!” He immediately tore his hand away from the other’s in embarrassment. “Sorry... I don’t think I need the lantern right now...”
      After thinking for a while, Lantern Guy finally caught on to Flashlight Guy’s flustering. He smirked, and inched his face closer to his partner’s.
      “Oh, I see~” He teased. “You were distracted by me, weren’t you?”
      The warm breath of his familiar brushing against his face drove Flashlight Guy insane. “...N-no!!” He hesitantly protested. “It’s just...”
      “You know, maybe it’s a good thing it’s so dark in here... What say you and I... make some military grade love ;))”
      Then they made out. The end.
      P.S. this isnt the first time i’ve written a fanfic on the spot cuz of a youtube comment X)

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Рік тому

      @@mellowmishXD I hate you

  • @CreoTan
    @CreoTan 2 роки тому +2

    “Have _you_ ever been in a tank?” Yeah lol fun fact about DoDEA schools (schools for kids of military families, usually on or near military bases), they really often have like, these “fun educational days” for elementary/middle schoolers where they’ll bring in a bunch of military vehicles and whatnot and let you crawl around inside them and stuff. It was pretty fun but mostly bc we didn’t have to do any schoolwork lmao

  • @gabe8072
    @gabe8072 3 роки тому +7

    Ok, so my parents got me a taclight for my birthday a few days ago. How it works is that there are three different “levels” of brightness. If you click once, it’s super bright. If you click 2times, it’s sorta bright, and if you click 3 times, it’s dim. If you click 4 times, it goes into that self defense mode on the highest brightness. And you have to cycle through all of the levels to get back to off.
    So yeah, that’s how it works

  • @MichaelJaeYT
    @MichaelJaeYT 5 років тому +2746

    Plot twist: TacLight paid Danny to make this video

    • @Aylaahh
      @Aylaahh 5 років тому +10

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @demetriuslensky2483
      @demetriuslensky2483 5 років тому +6

      no they didn't pay me to do this

    • @user-lb9mx3uv5i
      @user-lb9mx3uv5i 5 років тому +35

      @@demetriuslensky2483 Well of course they didn't pay YOU, you didn't make this video

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 5 років тому +13

      Its coz everyone is Greg and sometimes you need to watch a video

    • @silentfilmss
      @silentfilmss 5 років тому +24

      Plot twist: this entire video was shot on a TacCamera.

  • @Vibebees
    @Vibebees 5 років тому +3220

    All of these products are specifically designed for Dwight K. Schrute

  • @nolife097
    @nolife097 2 роки тому +15

    This aged well for iphone 7:10

  • @EldritchCow
    @EldritchCow 3 роки тому +14

    The tac light
    The tac light pro
    The tac light power pro
    The tac light powerful
    The tac light powerful Ultimate
    The tac lazer
    The tac lazer pro
    The tac lazer mega pro
    The tac lazer pro Ultimate
    The tac lazer pro ultimate 2X
    And that's all i got

    • @themixgenius1993
      @themixgenius1993 2 роки тому +2

      The Tac Light Power Super Mega Pro Max Ultimate 3000 S Premium Limited Ultra Rare Special Collector's Edition 5G Variant Phantom Black Color

  • @emilygabriel923
    @emilygabriel923 5 років тому +3007

    Greg stands for
    *G* nick
    *R* isn’t
    *E* in the
    *G* military

    • @vmoney6904
      @vmoney6904 5 років тому +35

      :O

    • @nyx0s389
      @nyx0s389 5 років тому +153

      Your intellect is higher than that of shaggy and moto moto using their power at 200%

    • @investigationeer5063
      @investigationeer5063 5 років тому +30

      Actually quantum mechanics forbid this

    • @chvse1
      @chvse1 5 років тому +10

      /('_')\

    • @spoofoof6717
      @spoofoof6717 5 років тому +17

      Yup because that's how that works 😂

  • @aaronhuss6175
    @aaronhuss6175 5 років тому +1651

    Sometimes you need pants!
    Old Navy.
    We have pants.

    • @teageefish
      @teageefish 5 років тому +28

      We have the Meats

    • @alanajones9
      @alanajones9 5 років тому +9

      Aaron Huss Parkour Arby’s + Old Navy = you’re an old white dad with poor old white dad taste in everything from clothes to food.

    • @alanajones9
      @alanajones9 5 років тому +2

      @@aaronhuss6175 Oh my goodness, 1. I've never met anyone that genuinely enjoyed anything from arby's so I'm currently in the process of being shook and 2. OH MY GOD, I WOULD NEVER INSULT YOU LIKE THAT 😂😂

    • @alanajones9
      @alanajones9 5 років тому +2

      @@aaronhuss6175 I'm more talking about my grandfather. He's a hot ass mess of a man but I still think he's great 😂😂

    • @medic1204
      @medic1204 5 років тому +2

      Alana Jones old Arby’s we have the jeans
      Arby’s navy we have meat jeans
      Old arnavy we are pant meat

  • @DasVERMiT
    @DasVERMiT 3 роки тому +3

    12:25 - Can we talk about how the "FULL HD 1080p 12M" sticker on the front of the camera is misaligned so it's covering part of the lens? They couldn't even be bothered to pick out one where it's applied correctly for their close up shot.

  • @somethinggay_torres9404
    @somethinggay_torres9404 3 роки тому +4

    My dad owns the taclight pro, and its very dim and broken.

  • @jawbreaker2001
    @jawbreaker2001 5 років тому +1012

    Ahh yes when I was deployed we often used bright flashlights to blind the terrorists. They naturally ran away as it was just too bright.

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 5 років тому +99

      Trailer Park Cowboy as is common knowledge, all evil people are vampires and will immediately shrivel and die under strong light

    • @FluffiestBunBuns
      @FluffiestBunBuns 5 років тому +22

      The only way we can stop the terrorists is by blinding them with bright flashlights, as the nice commenter above me said, all bad people are vampires.

    • @laraibaziz1978
      @laraibaziz1978 5 років тому +11

      don’t forget to put it on “self defense mode”

    • @holmesss01
      @holmesss01 5 років тому +9

      since its so bright they can use them to sweep for IEDs, they'll just go off as soon as the light hits them virtually saving hundreds of military lives each year. Bell and Howell are always looking out for our military.

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 5 років тому +11

      Airport security? Pfft, just shine the Tac Light on everyone. Those who aren't terrorists won't run away.

  • @samanthag1922
    @samanthag1922 5 років тому +470

    TacGreg-it’s just like regular greg, but it’s military grade and can stun murderers

  • @Fil_the_spil
    @Fil_the_spil 2 роки тому +8

    12:29 LMAO I died laughing when I saw this clip

  • @saffroncatalano4108
    @saffroncatalano4108 3 роки тому +2

    Omg I'm late, but my grandpa has like 10 of these pro flashlights. Mine broke in one month and I used it about 3 times. 😂

  • @freshjam1543
    @freshjam1543 4 роки тому +4241

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Danny's one hair chunk: *shakey shakey*

  • @Birry
    @Birry 5 років тому +710

    g i v e m e y o u r e n t i r e s t o c k

    • @rulebreaker2948
      @rulebreaker2948 5 років тому +4

      I'll take your entire stock*

    • @syhz
      @syhz 5 років тому +1

      @Ben Matlock No, He’s demanding it.

    • @-blitz-472
      @-blitz-472 5 років тому

      Does it work underwater?

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo 5 років тому

      here is your 700th like, congrats

  • @brosephonem5180
    @brosephonem5180 3 роки тому +1

    Currently when you google Nick Bolton, the first result is an article titled “Was Nick Bolton In The Military?” which is hilarious

  • @dejongster1214
    @dejongster1214 3 роки тому +5

    my history teacher uses the tac cam to record all his classes as “proof” for the school district if we misbehave

  • @sunnysmiles2888
    @sunnysmiles2888 5 років тому +1835

    Ah, finally got my new Taclight ultimate! I’ll just set it on my nightstand.
    **hears burglar**
    **shines taclight ultimate**
    **we both go blind**

    • @cleoresemanes8852
      @cleoresemanes8852 5 років тому +14

      Slime Warrior 😂😂😂

    • @josephreis2915
      @josephreis2915 5 років тому +54

      Cleorese Manes should have been wearing your tac glasses 🤷‍♂️

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 5 років тому +2

      joseph reis it was their mistake.... *EVERYBODY HAS A FLASHLIGHT*

    • @username172
      @username172 5 років тому +3

      @@kitwarrior4life124 wait!? what if the burglar has a taclight?!

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 5 років тому +2

      That's not the best light for blinding people, this is: ua-cam.com/video/Mbj7ERIDKCc/v-deo.html

  • @Finn-ig8mq
    @Finn-ig8mq 5 років тому +370

    TacLight™️ but it’s just the sun

    • @weebmatic
      @weebmatic 5 років тому

      I see you watch kevin too 🤔

    • @WilTheNyanCharmander
      @WilTheNyanCharmander 5 років тому +2

      The TacStar! A military-tough, high power, UV ray-equiped star that shines in MEGA-DEFENSE MODE at all times, 24/7! Buy the TacStar today for the small price of stepping outside!

    • @CrystalRoots102
      @CrystalRoots102 5 років тому +3

      *The sun is a deadly Lazer*

  • @residentlesbian3287
    @residentlesbian3287 Рік тому +6

    Ironically my dad owns a tactical flashlight. He thinks it’s the best thing 😂

  • @someguy3357_gaming
    @someguy3357_gaming 3 роки тому +10

    I think it's funny how he goes from loving nick to hating him

  • @emely5405
    @emely5405 4 роки тому +3169

    nobody:
    Danny's one strand of hair: *boing* *boing* *ratatoing*

  • @keroppsi
    @keroppsi 4 роки тому +2269

    0:52 ⚠️ flash warning ⚠️ just because someone here is probably epileptic

  • @BwBumbar
    @BwBumbar 3 роки тому +2

    The next level version of this are the cold steel demonstration videos. My friends and I used to watch those constantly. The owner of the company produces and stars in them and has a dvd about his daily routine called “warrior lifestyle” that he sells for $99. They make knives, swords, blowguns, bow staffs. They stab cars and meat filled denim. You should check them out. They are insane.

  • @ps9058
    @ps9058 3 роки тому +4

    Him- That's military tough
    Danny- stfu😅
    I don't know y but I laughed on this one

  • @theyknowwearehere
    @theyknowwearehere 5 років тому +683

    Wait can you get blinded from a Tac flashlight while wearing Tac glasses

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 5 років тому +62

      PANAS GAMER it’s an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object 😯

    • @julianacimo8340
      @julianacimo8340 5 років тому +30

      You my friend are asking the real questions

    • @abby9448
      @abby9448 5 років тому +4

      try it

    • @fishi246
      @fishi246 5 років тому +3

      Unstoppable force vs immovable object

    • @michaeldiehl2458
      @michaeldiehl2458 5 років тому

      @@abby9448 lol

  • @jussiviinamaki3726
    @jussiviinamaki3726 5 років тому +616

    Airplane grade aluminium is literally just aluminium

    • @RunOverHomeless
      @RunOverHomeless 5 років тому +10

      @@Vexarax THE CLOUD PEOPLE DID 9/11

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 5 років тому +41

      Liloh Rydstrom I don’t know how you turned this video about bad commercials into a debate about 9/11 conspiracies.. that’s weird man.

    • @tortrest282
      @tortrest282 5 років тому +1

      Liloh Rydstrom nice

    • @RunOverHomeless
      @RunOverHomeless 5 років тому +4

      @@Vexarax CLOUD PEOPLE KILLED MY DOG WITH ALUMINUM, AND I FIND THIS COMMENT EXTREMELY INSENSITIVE.

    • @Shako_Lamb
      @Shako_Lamb 5 років тому +1

      r/itswooooshwith4os

  • @reaganhune9093
    @reaganhune9093 3 роки тому +1

    Just wanted to come back here and mention that I saw this commercial on the and I just started cackling cuz of your video and my granny looked at me funny. It was worth it😂

  • @jordanbridges
    @jordanbridges 2 роки тому

    @12:00 TBF recording audio and getting consistent lighting, is hard to do outside. Especially if you want to do it in a park. In the sun. In the city. Surrounded by noise. But other than that, valid points all around.

  • @sunny-qv6mi
    @sunny-qv6mi 5 років тому +760

    Get your tactical flashlight, each equipped with a tiny Nick Bolton inside

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 5 років тому +1433

    These commercials were the pinnacle of all those actors' careers

    • @luciledh8534
      @luciledh8534 5 років тому +2

      Medium D Speaks truuuu

    • @jlae111
      @jlae111 5 років тому

      900th like

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 років тому

      @Jackrassic Gaming streams what haha

  • @jinwai4202
    @jinwai4202 2 роки тому

    12:30 savage danny comes out and im here for it. how could you, nick bolton.

  • @roobee1234
    @roobee1234 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine using milatary tough as a marketing point for anything else than this. Like a food commercial.

  • @shanazoe3795
    @shanazoe3795 5 років тому +444

    WARNING 0:51 HAS A RAPID FLASHING LIGHT sensitive viewers advised.

    • @SkarletShadows
      @SkarletShadows 5 років тому +25

      Hey i mean if it can be shown on TV.. clearly it's following regulations? but yeah that even hurt my eyes and im not prone to any sensitivity.

    • @notmyname8764
      @notmyname8764 5 років тому +25

      SkarletShadows It can cause people with epilepsy to have seizures

    • @saturnsings3471
      @saturnsings3471 5 років тому +13

      Shana Paulus he should pin this

    • @porcelaintyl
      @porcelaintyl 5 років тому

      @@SkarletShadows same here bro

    • @tazonrojo
      @tazonrojo 5 років тому +1

      Too late :(

  • @randomshyte9989
    @randomshyte9989 5 років тому +428

    *I hate when im on a tactical mission on shrek's swamp and i cant moke weed because my ligther is not waterproof and because it got ran over by a tank*

  • @happiesttick234playzz9
    @happiesttick234playzz9 3 роки тому +1

    4:30 anyone else notice how the Tac-light was in a small ditch, meaning the tank wheels would have gone over it and not put as much pressure?

  • @collectingducks
    @collectingducks 2 роки тому +1

    you and drew are now my comfort youtubers. thank you for the content, you’re welcome for the views

  • @flamingghottea
    @flamingghottea 5 років тому +447

    Absolutely no one:
    Nick Bolton: *tAcitAl mIlitAry pRodUcts-*

  • @funkydude8196
    @funkydude8196 5 років тому +705

    I'm better then Greg, I'm even better than the TacGreg, and the TacGreg Pro
    I'm the TacGreg Power Pro

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 років тому +9

      Oh no

    • @hnanetoo
      @hnanetoo 5 років тому +7

      Im MEGATAGGREGPROOOOO 😅

    • @gayghostguy2089
      @gayghostguy2089 5 років тому +11

      Why should you be TacGreg Power Pro when next year you could probably be Super Mega TacGreg Power Pro Ultimate?

    • @josou2895
      @josou2895 5 років тому +2

      jokes on you HANNAH! the TacGreg super ultra mega best power pro beats your power pro from hero to zero!

    • @leiarose4662
      @leiarose4662 5 років тому +1

      What's next?

  • @milenadenz4216
    @milenadenz4216 3 роки тому

    At 8:00 they not only sewed the pocket back on the pants, but they also sewed front and back together. Well done!!

  • @beautifulclouds8888
    @beautifulclouds8888 3 роки тому +1

    what's up Danny I hope you're having a great day, this is another episode of me watching Danny Gonzalez reacting to weird commercials!

  • @randomgaming1201
    @randomgaming1201 5 років тому +524

    Coming soon: Tac Condoms
    Able to still work after being squished by a tank. That’s what I call military tough

    • @Unluckyy_Lukee
      @Unluckyy_Lukee 5 років тому +19

      They are built like a tank!

    • @jheienyy
      @jheienyy 5 років тому +22

      Made of Reusable army jet strength aluminum

    • @hawkdownchase5825
      @hawkdownchase5825 5 років тому +18

      Nonononono - they can withstand fucking your whole platoon without a single leak.

    • @shrimp.thursday
      @shrimp.thursday 5 років тому +21

      Great! I don't know how many times I've gotten my dick run over by a tank!

    • @darkissy5898
      @darkissy5898 5 років тому +8

      @@shrimp.thursday omg that the best sentence ever

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 5 років тому +830

    These ads are for the middle aged tech geek who wants to feel like a badass

    • @oj436
      @oj436 5 років тому +12

      *middle school

    • @cupkake0104
      @cupkake0104 5 років тому +9

      these ads are targeting my father. He has a green Jeep with 3 light bars, an extended bumper, knives hidden around the interior, and a net attached to the trunk door with a machete and an ax attached to it.

    • @cupkake0104
      @cupkake0104 5 років тому +3

      JustYourAverageGirl honestly I wish because then he’d have a reason for having them

    • @JustYourAverageGirl2002
      @JustYourAverageGirl2002 5 років тому +1

      @@cupkake0104 Damn XD

    • @JustYourAverageGirl2002
      @JustYourAverageGirl2002 5 років тому

      @@cupkake0104 Well I guess if the zombie apocalypse ever happens we know who to find.

  • @maddieool7045
    @maddieool7045 2 роки тому +1

    I scrolled around on youtube for around 10 minutes to find the perfect video to fall asleep to, thanks danny, I hope I sleep well

  • @cam4636
    @cam4636 2 роки тому +1

    The way the super-chippy persona drops at "Military Tough!" to just monotone "shut the fuck up" at 12:29 is perfect

  • @AWildJirachi
    @AWildJirachi 4 роки тому +2193

    Just wanted to comment that out of curiosity, I went to google if Nick was ever in the military. I just typed in the words “was Nick,” and the first or second result was “was Nick Bolton in the military?” Thought it was pretty funny

    • @Turnaround72
      @Turnaround72 4 роки тому +66

      Was he

    • @coffinman1217
      @coffinman1217 4 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @parker5043
      @parker5043 4 роки тому +34

      was he though

    • @parker5043
      @parker5043 4 роки тому +164

      okay guys i looked it up and he was never in the army

    • @marlisemassey8550
      @marlisemassey8550 3 роки тому +74

      I swear google can read our minds I'll google the randomest sentence and halfway through it suggests the exact thing I was thinking

  • @torirazor4097
    @torirazor4097 5 років тому +399

    I like how they had to use woman’s hands on the sewing machine. Bc army man can’t use the sewing machine and he makes his wifu fix his big boy camo pants.

    • @Princessivie6666
      @Princessivie6666 5 років тому +13

      I love this comment so much lol

    • @torirazor4097
      @torirazor4097 5 років тому +16

      Sub to Pewdiepie I can’t believe you took my comment serious

    • @wystrix439
      @wystrix439 5 років тому +4

      @@torirazor4097 i can't believe u took me seriously as well

    • @torirazor4097
      @torirazor4097 5 років тому +1

      Sub to Pewdiepie omg lmao

    • @seatear7396
      @seatear7396 5 років тому +3

      Did you just assume the hand's gender???

  • @thestopwatch9414
    @thestopwatch9414 3 роки тому +1

    This is the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while. Nice work

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 2 роки тому

    That clip of the teen keying that guy's car, just reminded me of that one time, where my twin sis and I, parked our little Peugeot 107 by the hospital across our mom's place. And then when we came back someone had keyed _every single_ part of the car. Like just straight up keyed X'es on every plate. It was so weird and annoying. Too bad we didn't have a TacCamera to save the day.

  • @DadYT
    @DadYT 5 років тому +1987

    They should sell a 'Tac E' cuz that about summarizes all of their products.

    • @euuphemism
      @euuphemism 5 років тому +79

      Dad why did you leave me?? You said you’d just have to get milk and cigs from the gas station but it’s been 10 years

    • @CrizizUnderLord
      @CrizizUnderLord 5 років тому +14

      Jayden Santiago this is comments not therapy about why your mom left you for puns

    • @elizabethbuencamino5802
      @elizabethbuencamino5802 5 років тому +21

      Dad, you said you were getting milk 20 years ago.

    • @nate9173
      @nate9173 5 років тому +3

      aren't you pyro's dad

    • @ciaramae9380
      @ciaramae9380 5 років тому +3

      sounds more like a vape…

  • @LostInWonderland06
    @LostInWonderland06 5 років тому +597

    Lil Nutcracker guy looks deep in thought

    • @jacks2140
      @jacks2140 5 років тому +6

      His name is Greg ÚwÙ

    • @celesteruiz890
      @celesteruiz890 5 років тому +6

      He got put in da corner

    • @jacks2140
      @jacks2140 5 років тому

      He got abandoned

    • @OrNaurItsKat
      @OrNaurItsKat 5 років тому +7

      He's gonna jump out the window and end his shit

    • @jacks2140
      @jacks2140 5 років тому

      Nihilistic Onion; I would do the same if I was put in the corner by dad

  • @joeymckinney
    @joeymckinney 2 роки тому +1

    I think I had one of those flashlights as a kid and I seem to remember it holding up pretty well

  • @BlyzExile
    @BlyzExile 2 роки тому

    Caught me while blazed, went full greg. First chanell I've turned notes on for TBH.

  • @foltzyy
    @foltzyy 3 роки тому +2679

    the one chunk of hair bouncing on danny’s head has me distracted

    • @lemon3661
      @lemon3661 3 роки тому +258

      I didn’t notice it until this comment, now I’m bothered by it

    • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness
      @miraculoustalesofobliviousness 3 роки тому +93

      Oh no now that you pointed it out I can’t stop getting bothered by it 😂

    • @onelargeotter
      @onelargeotter 3 роки тому +29

      makes me think of that glitchy animation from that Up/Monsters vs Aliens knock off

    • @lorelaigilmore8668
      @lorelaigilmore8668 3 роки тому +16

      I haven't been able to stop staring all video, glad someone else noticed too-

    • @gombomicrowave9489
      @gombomicrowave9489 3 роки тому +8

      I just realized this

  • @samialsamneh
    @samialsamneh 5 років тому +188

    4:27 their flashlight isn’t there but at 4:28 they just put it in the dirt to make it look like it was run over

  • @Destiny_rae
    @Destiny_rae 2 роки тому +2

    You're so funny! I'm always belly laughing when I watch your videos 🤣🤣🤣

  • @4_14_fan
    @4_14_fan 2 роки тому +1

    The tac line of product's is making a comeback in tv right now and I can't help but laugh every time one comes on

  • @idontknow_1102
    @idontknow_1102 5 років тому +347

    I can just imagine a Taclight warehouse with a bunch of Taclight's and in the middle of it is just a giant tank with Nick living in it.

    • @arwenthegreat
      @arwenthegreat 5 років тому +20

      Lmao!
      Wharehouse worker to new worker..."Dont tap the tank it scares him."

    • @mintypatapeepee7106
      @mintypatapeepee7106 5 років тому +8

      a Tactank if you will

    • @therealweedfart
      @therealweedfart 5 років тому +5

      arwenthegreat *dont tap the tank, it scares him*

  • @jaymegreen4233
    @jaymegreen4233 4 роки тому +4868

    Why is nobody talking about how gorgeous danny’s eyes look in this video

    • @H.E.M.
      @H.E.M. 3 роки тому +384

      Because they always do. Tell him something he doesn’t know.

    • @baronkrebs8549
      @baronkrebs8549 3 роки тому +21

      Huh

    • @KiyokaWasTaken
      @KiyokaWasTaken 3 роки тому +22

      Why is it grey for me

    • @giovanaschweitzer263
      @giovanaschweitzer263 3 роки тому +105

      i think the green tshirt is making the blue in his eyes really pop idk

    • @Stargazer54321
      @Stargazer54321 3 роки тому +27

      I never looked into his eyes before

  • @dudeski6548
    @dudeski6548 3 роки тому +5

    4:05 Hi I’m Nick Bolton and I’m here to present the tac tank. This Syrian village hasn’t bought their monthly supply of tac products. These people with their weapons could beat a regular tank but with tac tank they are no match against us

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Рік тому +2

      Now featuring the Tac Drone - regular drones can only break parts of the Geneva Convention - but with Tac Drone you can break the entire Geneva Convention in a single drone strike!! Buy now for 10% off!!

  • @shigechiyangu454
    @shigechiyangu454 3 роки тому +15

    As a person who also has icy eyes, I'm glad that no one is calling his eyes "dead" in the comments

    • @blackberrycatcrafts
      @blackberrycatcrafts 3 роки тому +4

      Nah, they’re just simping 😂

    • @AUBREY-ml4ex
      @AUBREY-ml4ex 2 роки тому +1

      Bro icy eyes is so pretty why do people call them dead.

    • @shigechiyangu454
      @shigechiyangu454 2 роки тому

      @@AUBREY-ml4ex cuz they look so cold and terrifying. Especially if you have dark hair like me.