I watched Shane Dawson's awful film so you don't have to...
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Today I watched Shane Dawson's awful film, "I Hate Myselfie", one of the promotions for his book of the same name. Now you don't have to watch one of the worst films ever made. If you want to me read the book, 100,000 likes please.
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Watch the music video for Him: ua-cam.com/video/aBK8vKOgqsw/v-deo.html
Stream it as well if you'd like: lnk.to/JamesMarriott
Thank you for the song I love it
James Marriott that’s nice
if you insist ✋
Good evening, Jimbo.
FYI, James HIM is my new favourite song. Bloody hell, I sound so corny.
I can't tell if James is repressing his memories of Not Cool like the rest of us or was really lucky enough to have not seen it
Ace? 👀
@@sofa_wash I am indeed the ace up my sleeve
Hello LGBTQ+ friend 🥰
Love your pfp! Ace gang
@@ej6975 Hello!
The familiar looking guy is Drew Monson/ mytoecold, who Shane found and befriended when he was a minor.
Poor drew
Yeah, Shane started watching Drew on UA-cam in 2008... when Drew was 13
Omg wait what?! Did he actually??
Is he the same guy who was in Not Cool? Or whatever that Shane Dawson movie with the shit eating hobo was called?
yeah and he’s actually a good youtuber as far as i know, and shane really didn’t deserve drew’s friendship
I watched his short film and the one like “pinching is like cutting for people who don’t like blood” i didn’t know what that meant when I first watched it but as I got older I realized how bad that is. Another reason why I stopped supporting him
Its in the book as well i was a fan of shane and i read the book and had to put it down after that comment along with a bunch of other insensitive jokes
I do know that pinching is recommended as an alternative for people who self-harm, but in the context of Shane Dawson, well............
Just no.
@@crowdemon_archives i think after in the book the quote is 'you should try it' like wtf
@@meowsily Absolutely YIKES
Also, same as before: Just no.
especially to somebody like me who never had the "courage" to actually cut myself. i was afraid of the pain so i just hit myself with a screwdriver until i got bruises all over my body. hearing him say to pinch myself definitely didn't help my self harm tendencies.
How to be funny: fat suit and self deprecating jokes
*self deprecating
@@pollux3685 thank you so much I completely forgot how to spell
@@erin8969 haha i can see that
my life, but the fat suit is real
i dont need the suit
James suffered so we don’t have to, and for that he gets my eternal gratitude
Edit: oh cool 5k
Just like Jesus.
he is doing god’s work
That’s the brand
nostalgia critic is reborn
James thank you for your sacrifice
"I watched Shane Dawsons awful film"..... which one... they all suck...
69th like ;)
@@paulmccartneys_wife i-
@@tazminejames-palmer5680 i’m cool 😎
The truth. After the first crappy one it just got worse and worse and worse🤦🏾♂️
The fact that there are more than one scares me
Drew is hilariously funny, such a shame he's associated with Shane now.
now?? this happened years ago.
@@scienceworld7177 I think the point they were making is that Drew will always be associated with Shane because of the videos they did together. Like, back before then, Drew was his own person with his own channel but now (since Drew's involvement in the Spooky Boys videos and things like that) when people hear Drew Monson they will usually think "Oh, the other guy that isn't Garrett from Shane's channel."
He did blackface. Cancel them both or none at all y’all are fickle as hell.
@@lydswassupx he’s barely on the platform due to mental health and he’s got barely any followers compared to Shane. Cancel him from what exactly?
Like, I agree he shouldn’t have done blackface and it’s messed up and worth addressing. But unlike Shane he didn’t write the joke and the blackface, he didn’t spend a decade making racist “jokes” and doing blackface, he wasn’t sexualising black children or making light of black peoples murders, and he didn’t profit and gain a massive following off a career built on things like that. I think what Drew did here was awful, but I think it’s disgusting you’d compare the two.
@@genericname8727 honestly shane probably bullied him into doing it somehow
I love drew monson his music’s amazing and he isn’t friends with Shane anymore
How do you know they aren't friends anymore?
@@cherylrobinson9680 he hadn’t been in any of shane’s videos for over a year and i’m pretty sure he made a video about it too :)
bump
has he properly apologised for black face? was the apology accepted by black people?
@@dirkstrider4990 he posted an apology and i think it’s a mix, some did some didn’t, he has also been cancelled over inappropriate comments about children, so now he’s been completely cancelled and hasn’t posted on youtube in months
That ending was so fucking jarring, I thought it was James editing it as a joke
JAMES MARRIOT CAT ua-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/v-deo.html
Right? You’re thinking maybe this film is slightly redeemable but then they completely demolish all of it
The fact that James says he would rather poetry over Shane’s content says a lot about Shane’s content 😀.
Also James if you’re reading this I love the new song. Keep up the good work 👌🏻.
You don´t like poetry?
@@mariapaularomano537 no I do I just don’t like Gabby Hannah’s shite poetry which is dog shit.
JAMES MARRIOT CAT ua-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/v-deo.html
All that shows is that he has a preference lmao
@@urmumsgay9065 no it shows that Shane Dawson’s content is cancer.
"I believe he's filing a restraining order against me." - James Marriott, Jan 4, 2021
"If no one gets shot I'm disappointed." - Cynic Snacks, Jan 4, 2021
Me a Malaysian, casually doing my night routine while having this play in the background: "like any flight from Malaysian airlines, never really land right"
HOLD UPPPP
THE SHADE??? AHAHAHAHA
😭😭
frrrrrrr i had to triple check lmfaooo
i mean are they wrong tho🤣🤣🤣🤣 (saying this as a malaysian before ppl come after me)
I knooowww
Before those two incidents in 2014, people don't even know Malaysia exists. What luck we had huh :')
@@jadeandblood very very good luck :')
Me : opens the door to get some fresh air
Shane Dawson: *surprise*
Ayyy I’ve seen ur vids your a funny guy.
Do you walk?
JAMES MARRIOT CAT ua-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/v-deo.html
Surprise shawtayy
@@shrek__2454 too nice, I appreciate that
"It's funny 'cause he's fat." Holy shit, I would never have guessed!
I don't even that's supposed to be funny, but then again Google Translate fucking up amuse me more than whatever Shane made so... idk lol
6:31 aw but I like Drew. His lil comments in Shane's spooky boys videos always make me laugh.
god i wish drew hadn't accepted that role he's actually really talented 🧍
let’s be honest shane probably forced him into it
@@mialily9291 lets not push that narrative. he is grown.
Everyone say thank you to James for his *sacrifice* for our entertainment
thank you james
JAMES MARRIOT CAT ua-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/v-deo.html
Thank you James
Thank you James
Thank you papa James
James: "UA-camrs can't seem to write anything longer than 5 pages"
Also James: "I struggle to read anything longer than a page"
lol nice
i love how it took over ten years for everyone to realize how terrible shane's content is
How unfortunate
I
So true
ISHJAHAKAHA
@Jill _M Out here asking the important questions
Honestly this movie probably really hurt Drew Monson's career.
No not cool ruined it sad cuz he was the only good thing about that movie
I feel like James feels like he's quirky and cool for being able to wear gray without sweating through it.
I would too tbh
Okay if I could do that I’d show it off too
Damn, I wish I was as quirky and cool as James.
@@itsnicole11 me too honestly 😫😫😫
@@squiggle.64 its a skill that only few have 😓😓😓
Ok but Drew’s an actual funny guy and he’s such a sweetie don’t insult him
He reminds me of a penguin like hes so cute ah
he still did blackface lmao? he could’ve told shane no and that it’s racist
I mean we dont actually know that
@@niamhrtditchfield2348 u don’t know that he did blackface?
@@millieoldroyd8821 but he did lol
i feel a bit less self loathing when i remember that i went from being a shane fan to a james mariott one
Now that is a good arc
The foreskin joke guy is Drew, one of Shane's old friends, dunno if they're friends now...I doubt it.
They aren't friends anymore, Drew's mental health suffered immensely from being around Shane. Apparently Shane was incredibly inappropriate around him, pretty sure they stopped being friends way before the current Shane situation.
We need hazel and gold fleck eye merch and trilingual merch
is your name about school, Mr Point and Shoot?
Edit: ThAnkS fOr EleVen Likes!!!!!!🤪🙂🤨😇😇😇🤨😌🥸🥰🤩🧐🤨😂🤨😚😂😛😅🤪🙃😂😂😛😚😂😋🥰🤣😜😂😛🤣😋😚😂😛🤪😂😚🙃😋😂🙂😇🤣🤣😇😇🥰😚😚😋😍😚🥲😘🥲😚😃
It should say: 👁'm ✨trilingual✨
@@kaisiarubie5536 YESSS that's a great idea
@@kaisiarubie5536 yes
@@biggaylol5438 only if the point is at the Bible and the shoot is the hip dance
Looking back on old Shane is like seeing flashbacks of a movie Villain before you realised they were the Villain.
When James threw his copy of Dandelion, I choked on my Hershey’s Kiss
Hershey's KILL!
@@DarkRubberDucky 😂
"Him" gives me 2000's emo lana del ray
Its more like panic at the disco to my ears
If Lana had _any_ energy
oh shittt
did you forget the word vibes
More like Blur
“Him” sounds like the essence of angst
It's a banger
Definitely the kind of song you'd blast while going too fast down the highway with your best friend
Reminds me of If You Can't Hang. It's a good song, but it has more of a "i gotta listen to this again to get it" feeling for me than "this slaps the first time"
It's actually really good
6:31 Drew's lil comments in Shane's spooky boys videos always make me laugh.
6:27 it’s drew monson, and he’s actually so cool
Him is such a good song, won’t lie.
Righttt James is so talented
i hate that i’m admitting this but i used to religiously watch i hate myselfie bc of the jokes and i also used to like Gigi gorgeous. looking back on everything now i can’t help but feel disgusted 🤢
I feel like James is only friends with Cynic Snacks to just make him suffer too
“So you don’t have to...”
Me:
*cries in flashbacks from when I was like 11*
"Shocking people with an average voice... And an instrument" *James be nicer with yourself*
I don’t think I’m mentally prepared to see this
i'm 90% sure i watched both movies in high school but, much like everything else in high school, my brain suppressed all memory of it
i always thought drew was a million times funnier than shane. he deserved better back then
James’ new song is honestly a banger 😌
fr❗️
amen
James Marriott and WIlbur Soot are slowly shifting into the same person, in 2 years, they'll be identical.
Ngl “him” is my fav song rn
The fact that I’ve watched this a while ago and didn’t see any of the red flags 😬
i watched it like five times HHHAH
Shane was somehow able to put just a huge blindfold on all of his fans so we never got to see the red flags and if we did we brushed them off, didn't process them, or just ignored them. How he did this? I have no fucking idea.
@@fatima_3194 he had that weird sort of charm, atleast for me that was the thing that kinda distracted me from the red flags
"Grab a lighter and burn the tw@t" 😂 I literally spat out my Fanta®
"why can't youtubers write something more than 5 pages" and then "i can't read anything longer than a page and two books a month is too much" is a question asked and answered
Can't believe James doesn't wanna see Drew Monson ever again ):
Drew doesn’t deserve to be dragged down to Shane’s level
Drew is so precious 🥺♥️
Wait why though if I may ask. I stopped learning about what happened to them a while ago
ik i love drew 😭😭
Does he have a UA-cam channel now or something? The stuff he did in Shane's videos was not good so I don't know why everyone is stanning him in the comments lol
Honestly tho Drew Monsons hilarious James give him a watch
9:20 Cynics at this part when he lightly says “he’s a murderer” got me really good
6:24 drew was in sooo many Shane videos, he just kinda disappeared
12:00 I'm gonna say this was not improvised because I was on the dance team in high school and we had to do this exact thing at football games. Honestly the way they chanted this was extremely accurate because most of the girls on the team didn't wanna be there and were faking their enthusiasm. Not sure if that was intentional or not but it's accurate nonetheless.
James: *watches Shane Dawson films*
Literally everyone: ~wow~
8:16 I- I’m having flashbacks to a certain role play involving multiple stacks of Tnt and a newly overthrown goverment...
Nooo dont come for Drew though! He's actually really great
Love that he’s wearing will’s merch
I’m gonna say it now. For everyone in the comments defending drew... get yourself together. Yes, his role was “shit” but it was made into a blackface joke, which should never be forgiven.
Smart move doing a Shane vid to promote "him"- congrats on it btw, it was outstanding and I'm looking forward to the EP
Honestly I feel bad for James u know he puts himself through this just for us
Drew is actually fantastic so I'd suggest looking into him as he is his own individual person.
Shane’s jokes were always too grown up for his audience if that makes sense
im confused lmao
@@janelle954 his point exactly
I mean.. yeah kinda but also I wouldn’t actually say the jokes are grown up, because no actual grown up person would find them funny, and the actual jokes aren’t mature beyond the subject matter. The jokes have 0 actual joke and terrible execution, so really his audience was perfect for the jokes because they’re the ones young enough to hear a vaguely adult concept and just find it funny without needing it to work or make sense
Shane somehow managed to hit a "sweet point" of mature jokes and dumb fart jokes lol
That's how he got away with so much. I didn't know what a lot was but I understood from the context he wanted me to think it was funny so I did
Me when I take a bad photo: ugh I hate my selfie
The "WHO'S HUNGRY" joke made me cringe so badly
“him” has deadass been stuck in my head for what feels like years. such a banger, so proud 🥺
5:38 Mr GGGGGG
Makes me miss Chris Lilley Lmao
Not related to the video, but your latest song was an absolute banger James. You've got a talent in music!
HEYY JAMES I LOVED UR SONG AND IM SO PROUD OF U
ALSO HI PEOPLE WHO R EARLY
“It’s okay though I’m in a fatsuit” made me laugh way more than it should
This is exactly what I need right now
It’s hurts me to say this, but I watched those short films unironically back in 2015 😔 I was a dumb kid
Remember when Shane's creations were actually good?
Me neither, let's continue
Hehehe
i used to love him and i realized last year and when everything came out abt him that it wasn’t that good. the only good thing i liked was his conspiracy videos. AND! to top it off i bought his movie, Not Cool. i’m ashamed
I waited for Chekhov's Gun and it never came. So, I guess that's the one positive about this movie.
James is a pogchamp
Pawgchamp?
@@damn8648 no
poggers
@@biggaylol5438 I was joking
@@damn8648 i am aware, i, too, was joking
Normal Shane Dawson looks like rumplestiltskin from shrek 4 and I can’t get over it
No stop omgggg 😭✋
Guys, if James watched these short films for us then we can use that saved time to watch his music video!
Damn "Him" sounds like a right tune.
Hey James. I think you'd appreciate this but Shane's book "it gets worse" is at books a million. There is one copy and it's been there for over a year. And the title has aged beautifully. It did get worse for him. And I love it. No one has bought that copy in 2+ years. It's now in the bargain bin cause no one wants it. It's 2$ and no one has bought it. Still
*that moment when you’re early and don’t know what to comment so you do this*
Wow
@@finleyhobbs8821 wow
Wow
@@yasmeen9075 wow
Wow
“Why’d it have to be him” in this video
Lmao this how being fat was like in middle school actually
clap for James after sitting through this absolute depressing and sad short film
I was kinda like, “what am I getting myself into here?” And then when ‘Him’ came on I quickly went and watch the music video...I’m back now and shall pray I don’t make a mistake in watching this video.
speaking of Him, it’s such a good song! the talent james has is just wow
"297 Comments"
Me: *clicks*
UA-cam: You Can't read them!
they just say wow
Singers love scratching their necks and looking off into the distance.
Okay but Him is a bop
this film is so unfunny im not laughing when im trying to not laugh
(you know how you laugh at something when your trying not to laugh, yea that)
Shane Dawson: the rise, and fall, and rise again, and fall again
3:30
James:ooo it's a instrument
ME: THERE'S A PIANO RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Can’t believe he dragged Gigi Gorgeous into this mess. So disappointing
gigi's a mess herself lmao
Gigi is problematic 💀
She is def problematic, Shane is far beyond problematic as far as I’m concerned.
i forgot about Drew Monson!!! i love him he is hilarious but he got into the world of Shane and kind of changed but he is so fun and relatable
*ITS SO GOOD TO SEE DAN. This is what 2021 needed*
*support guys*
The story line reminds me of insatiable they even have the same name 🤔🤔🤔
6:30 don't you dare do drew monson like that ever again you're on thin ice mister
Shane's creepy intro at 3:33 has serious Onision vibes... 😬
The other guy was in ‘Not Cool’ the other film made by Shane Dawson
Bruh, throwin' shade at Drew like that. Not chill, man.
Hmmm... James, I’m getting VERY much early 2000s with your song. I’ll listen 🙋🏼♀️
James I love you but don’t disrespect Drew like that. He is so genuinely sweet
i was so scared when you first said you made music bc i was worried it was gonna be like, youtuber, music which is just bad. gave it a listen of course though and it's amazing! i love it, keep everything up, you're one of my comfort youtubers
Ahh yes, 18 likes and no views, also, Shane Dawson looks like a dog on drugs, I love ya James xx
i’m on drugs 😳😳😳😳😳😳
@@biggaylol5438 l o v e l y