Twilight doesn't make any sense...

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  • @lj7670
    @lj7670 5 років тому +4171

    Bella: I know what you are
    Edward: say it
    Hagrid: *bursts in* yer a wizard Cedric

  • @bdporignl
    @bdporignl 5 років тому +7354

    *i tried the Edward staring technique, she filed a restraining order...*

    • @sheenagray542
      @sheenagray542 5 років тому +231

      Am so done 😂😂😂😂I can't , this comment is too much for me

    • @helunanova
      @helunanova 4 роки тому +40

      @@sheenagray542 same😂😂😂😂

    • @budavara
      @budavara 4 роки тому +93

      You tried stare.
      It wasn’t very effective...

    • @mrs.ackerman6313
      @mrs.ackerman6313 4 роки тому +31

      Well just have to be otakus dude, I'm giving up on humanity hahahah

    • @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp
      @dqpfjggisjgIdksorp 4 роки тому +25

      I read that as edward from fullmetal alchemist XD I was like: WHAT

  • @lanam6020
    @lanam6020 4 роки тому +3187

    This movie is a whole lot of staring, mumbling, and heavy breathing

    • @xivk1
      @xivk1 4 роки тому +7

      @Paola Ramirez huh?!?! 🤣

    • @srialekhyananduri7036
      @srialekhyananduri7036 4 роки тому +6

      Oh god 😅

    • @kingkb2566
      @kingkb2566 4 роки тому +5

      THIS 😂

    • @xivk1
      @xivk1 4 роки тому +3

      @Paola Ramirez omg yes LMAO

    • @jigolocana7492
      @jigolocana7492 4 роки тому +3

      Well for many people starring doesn't work but for me it work 2 times but i got nothing I GOT NOTHING

  • @taylor33tv54
    @taylor33tv54 3 роки тому +940

    Edward: “So you enjoying the rain?”
    Bella: *seizures*

  • @MIAsuxdonkey
    @MIAsuxdonkey 4 роки тому +4485

    Bro I have major respect for all the actors in these movies for being able to keep a straight face while filming this

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars 2 роки тому +75

      Probably took many tries for them to film this with a straight face

    • @theartistinthebasement6647
      @theartistinthebasement6647 2 роки тому +36

      If you think this is bad imagine Disney movies and por n
      Like SERIOUSLY

    • @itsAlwaysArri
      @itsAlwaysArri Рік тому +12

      They are so strong for going through this 😂

    • @emilymeyers6069
      @emilymeyers6069 Рік тому +7

      this is the skin of a killer bella 👹

  • @mj03_
    @mj03_ 5 років тому +2634

    "I like watching you sleep."
    Bruh. Is no one even slightly concerned?😂

    • @chulsoopasta
      @chulsoopasta 5 років тому +16

      Chanyeol ❤

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 років тому +68

      Everyone but Twilight's insane fangirls who think a guy creeping on women is OK as long as the creeper's good looking.

    • @graciekerr3137
      @graciekerr3137 5 років тому +4

      Foreal

    • @midanChaos
      @midanChaos 4 роки тому +4

      I never even notice xD

    • @tildag.9809
      @tildag.9809 4 роки тому +9

      Actually I was concerned. I thought that was very creepy like WhatTheHeck!

  • @logans7001
    @logans7001 4 роки тому +5175

    He's over 100 years old and picked up no social skills

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 роки тому +270

      What edward achieved in 100 years: I PlAy gOoD muSIc.

    • @lionessaart
      @lionessaart 3 роки тому +141

      The most relatable thing about him 😂😂😂

    • @cassieeeeeeee515
      @cassieeeeeeee515 3 роки тому +87

      Introvert mood

    • @SarahRavenclaw
      @SarahRavenclaw 3 роки тому +60

      Maybe he just got like a lot of super old people and lost all filter. 😂

    • @Notjustanothergirl_101
      @Notjustanothergirl_101 3 роки тому +13

      Omg true

  • @amberyadav3147
    @amberyadav3147 3 роки тому +1450

    Edward: Say it.
    Bella: V-Vampire.
    Edward: What no I'm just emo what the actual hell Bella

  • @mohanabaishanmugam487
    @mohanabaishanmugam487 3 роки тому +13846

    “If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and was a real guy he would probably be an axe murderer “ - Robert Pattinson.

    • @tonillewalsh7796
      @tonillewalsh7796 3 роки тому +159

      Lol

    • @kiloxoxo847
      @kiloxoxo847 3 роки тому +77

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @aditii1698
      @aditii1698 3 роки тому +724

      I honestly feel like rob is a really good actor but his role in twilight made him too insignificant in Hollywood I wish he got better roles and honestly I would have loved to see more of him as Cedric :(

    • @aditii1698
      @aditii1698 3 роки тому +24

      @Dusty Natalie ik I really do hope so 😩

    • @bexysmexy
      @bexysmexy 3 роки тому +79

      @@aditii1698 wait for batman

  • @foliar_gidgee
    @foliar_gidgee 4 роки тому +4019

    I feel like there is a lot of just awkward/heavy breathing in this movie

    • @carasunderland1896
      @carasunderland1896 4 роки тому +159

      You know the movie's like 94.3% heavy breathing, gasping and thoughtful exhaling, right? 🤣

    • @CamiKitMorales
      @CamiKitMorales 4 роки тому +45

      Also the person making this video took off a lot of background sounds so you only hear them breathing to make it more akward

    • @carasunderland1896
      @carasunderland1896 4 роки тому +15

      @@CamiKitMorales That would make SO much sense!😂

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 4 роки тому +50

      i cannot handle kristen's awkward blinking and twitching and vibrating and huffing and puffing, i don't know where she got the idea that that's what acting is

    • @hessaa1712
      @hessaa1712 4 роки тому +17

      they dont have good script to talk about so they just breathing -_-

  • @busanim
    @busanim 3 роки тому +8541

    Bella: "I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing..."
    Also Bella: falls in love with a vampire whose skin is ice-cold

    • @Night.sweetdreams
      @Night.sweetdreams 3 роки тому +178

      All we need is some water... a bath maybe, rain would do, the ocean is also a strong choice

    • @seenamr6405
      @seenamr6405 3 роки тому +158

      @@Night.sweetdreams i think the wetness will come on its own ;)

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 3 роки тому +95

      This has the same energy as I don't like sand...

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 3 роки тому +20

      @@megkrish7568
      Lmao

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 3 роки тому +25

      @@megkrish7568
      All products of bad writing

  • @extremelysleepyperson
    @extremelysleepyperson Рік тому +216

    heres the thing: if you rearranged a few things and edward actually turned out to be insane, this would be a phenomenal horror movie

  • @luckycaddy1860
    @luckycaddy1860 4 роки тому +2251

    I am so uncomfortable with all the staring and heavy breathing

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 роки тому +25

      Even Halloween's Michael Myers would think "This is a bit much Bella."

    • @arahmlee3932
      @arahmlee3932 4 роки тому +3

      @@Xehanort10 u right ugh.

    • @clementiefreya
      @clementiefreya 4 роки тому +20

      and she almost never closes her mouth stuck in this weird expression

    • @ryokohonda4619
      @ryokohonda4619 4 роки тому +6

      And open mouth

    • @Mariam-qf2rt
      @Mariam-qf2rt 4 роки тому +1

      @@clementiefreya yeah, I know right?

  • @izzi1947
    @izzi1947 3 роки тому +7571

    Imagine how awkward filming this movie was

    • @jubaxo
      @jubaxo 3 роки тому +258

      I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME AAAAAAAH

    • @Solitude1010
      @Solitude1010 3 роки тому +393

      Cringe fest. This movie is literal fantasy of any random delusional 14 yo girl.
      Edit: apparently my generalisation was wrong, number of sensible teens is more than what I initially estimated. It's nice to see that.

    • @fatimafarrukh1763
      @fatimafarrukh1763 3 роки тому +321

      @@Solitude1010 bruh Im 13 and I'd rather die than live through this

    • @Solitude1010
      @Solitude1010 3 роки тому +145

      @@fatimafarrukh1763 lmao. I see, a cultured woman.

    • @no.5179
      @no.5179 3 роки тому +101

      @@Solitude1010 as a 14yo gorl, I beg to differ

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 6 років тому +5356

    Bella: "I know what you are..."
    Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
    Bella: "CEDRIC DIGGORY."

  • @drippycrab5954
    @drippycrab5954 Рік тому +303

    "I'm the world's most dangerous predator"
    -Edward Cullen
    "I like watching you sleep"
    -Edward Cullen

  • @sabrinaouenzar5339
    @sabrinaouenzar5339 4 роки тому +4139

    This made me realize how Kristen Stewart sighs at EVERY. LINE. SHE SAYS

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 роки тому +77

      @@fearless-mk9rm All the respect to both of you for checking.

    • @b.1211
      @b.1211 3 роки тому +39

      CinamaSins has a compilation at the end of their twilight video

    • @VT-sj1gn
      @VT-sj1gn 3 роки тому +42

      **sigh** I know right **sigh**

    • @tdawgson
      @tdawgson 3 роки тому +24

      That's the only emote the poor character has in the books, so perhaps she's suffering from PTSD from this series.

    • @jamesbombss5777
      @jamesbombss5777 3 роки тому +61

      It’s actually a bad acting habit. I took acting classes in high school and for some reason, when you’re acting in front of a lot of people you tend to sigh before or after every line. It must be the nerves or something but it happens to EVERY new actor. It takes a lot to actually overcome this and be a good actor.

  • @yuki-pj5vv
    @yuki-pj5vv 6 років тому +8834

    Who would waste all their immortality in high school? Certainly not ME

    • @justtrina3700
      @justtrina3700 6 років тому +291

      Luna Frost hell no I wouldn’t go to fuckin school lol they don’t gotta birthday record at this point lol

    • @kyler.windhorst
      @kyler.windhorst 6 років тому +239

      I mean... they’re immortal. Time is an infinite resource so they’re not wasting it.

    • @userasdf
      @userasdf 6 років тому +331

      @@kyler.windhorst and for billionaires, money is a near infinite resources. Doesn't mean you'd spend thst money buying yourself torture devices for yourself.
      It's not about wasting time, it's about doing something that can't in any way be fun for eternity. And if he did find it fun to be in high school forever, he's gotta have some serious issues...

    • @Max_Le_Groom
      @Max_Le_Groom 6 років тому +21

      Maybe college is worse.

    • @marianlarsen
      @marianlarsen 6 років тому +88

      Luna Frost My guess is that one of the reasons they go to school is to «fit in». In a small town like that, I guess there would be a lot of questions if they didn’t. Plus they need those school records if they go to college to take another degree in something.

  • @mackenzieking2994
    @mackenzieking2994 5 років тому +1638

    The moment I hear “I watch you sleep” a restraining order would be flying out of my hands like confetti

    • @cheshireket3132
      @cheshireket3132 5 років тому +9

      Yeppp

    • @rosemaryvalenzuela5032
      @rosemaryvalenzuela5032 5 років тому +34

      Put your self in her shoes imagine some creepy 200000 year old pale guy that pretends to be 17 and stalks you and also tells you he wants to kill you and drink your blood and can read minds like who wouldn’t get pregnant With his child

    • @anita_loves_apples765
      @anita_loves_apples765 5 років тому +4

      @@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 Definitely me

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 років тому +4

      Rosemary Valenzuela
      Actually, he's around 100 years old. Give or take a decade or so.

    • @robynsbored
      @robynsbored 4 роки тому +9

      *You get a restraining order, you get more restraining orders, EDWARD GETS RESTRAINING ORDERS!!!*

  • @unseenentity1908
    @unseenentity1908 2 роки тому +510

    Bella’s facial expressions in this trilogy are literally so iconic

    • @AL-fl4jk
      @AL-fl4jk 2 роки тому +26

      What facial expressions

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions 2 роки тому +72

      expressions? pluarl? where is the second one?

    • @unseenentity1908
      @unseenentity1908 2 роки тому +9

      @@HECKproductions LMFAOOO STOOOPPPP 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +3

      What Bella's facial expression??🤨

    • @loveladii69
      @loveladii69 Рік тому +2

      ​@@HECKproductions plural I'm only correcting you because you got me off there for a moment

  • @adeleaslan8182
    @adeleaslan8182 4 роки тому +3148

    The Cullen’s waste immortality... on HIGHSCHOOL?

    • @thewildcard600
      @thewildcard600 4 роки тому +59

      need's a bit more blackjack and hookers

    • @harls_974
      @harls_974 4 роки тому +209

      That's another thing I don't get, they complain SEVERAL times in the books about how much they hate highschool, and if they hate it that much, they can drop out and get a decent job...
      It ain't that hard 😬

    • @elleonagamingquest
      @elleonagamingquest 4 роки тому +88

      That's something I wondered about the vampires in Vampire diaries, as well.
      Twilight explains it away by saying that it's easier for them to start as young as they could, so they can stay in one place longer. Which is why they start in high school.
      That is, of course, a lazy as fuck explanation; especially when you consider that the other Cullen "children" look at least 25 and could not ever pass as teenagers.

    • @hyperfixationcentral6200
      @hyperfixationcentral6200 4 роки тому +46

      Cant they just pretended they're young looking 24 year olds?

    • @JC-kh7jn
      @JC-kh7jn 4 роки тому +37

      @@elleonagamingquest exactly the only Cullen that looked like a teen was Alice, rest looked in their mid 20s even Bella tbh looks 21-22 yrs old

  • @ameliaaa0606
    @ameliaaa0606 5 років тому +6955

    25% staring awkwardly
    25% cheesy romantic lines
    50% heavy breathing

    • @t0jit0ucher
      @t0jit0ucher 5 років тому +134

      Nerdalicious I think we should change that to 50% staring.

    • @ameliaaa0606
      @ameliaaa0606 5 років тому +108

      Maybe, but this film is legit ASMR

    • @Jackiex3e
      @Jackiex3e 5 років тому +29

      And this is why I like the movie. Yes I’m a creep weirdo

    • @roselittleaxe4652
      @roselittleaxe4652 5 років тому +70

      100% weird twitching

    • @godgirl34599
      @godgirl34599 5 років тому +13

      @@roselittleaxe4652 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-kj9jv4dp6n
    @user-kj9jv4dp6n 4 роки тому +6975

    I mean just imagine if Edward wasn't a vampire but yk like a normal weird kid or something.
    Bella : I know what you are... You're a vampire....
    Edward (Laughs awkwardly) : Hehe what ?

    • @serious_drama
      @serious_drama 4 роки тому +53

      oh

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 4 роки тому +26

      @Luna Gamer6 omg lol

    • @erandithawojayakody6877
      @erandithawojayakody6877 4 роки тому +22

      had the same thought here tho :D

    • @tamarakirby2373
      @tamarakirby2373 4 роки тому +11

      Tampon

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 4 роки тому +82

      What if he was just like: uh, yeah. I'm a vampire.
      Just to romance her.
      But on another note, this reminded me of gravity falls when dipper thought Mabel's boyfriend was a vampire, which she got excited about until he confessed to actually being a bunch of gnomes

  • @TheMeta141
    @TheMeta141 Рік тому +411

    really weird thing. the vampires in twilight are supposed to be SUPER pale, because obviously blood isn't flowing because they're dead. but somehow everyone is just as pale as the vampires. that cafeteria scene is probably the most blatant example.

    • @Iannaa_
      @Iannaa_ 10 місяців тому +15

      i’m pretty sure it’s the filter on the videos.

    • @crystaleefyffe1230
      @crystaleefyffe1230 8 місяців тому

      That's because Stephanie Meyers, the author, is a raging Mormon weirdo who was insistent that all her characters be leeched of color. Even adding Laurent, I think that was his name, the black vampire in books 1 and 2 became a chore because she wanted all her vamps to be translucent.

    • @CrabtasticCrabs
      @CrabtasticCrabs 7 місяців тому +9

      Honestly I feel like sometimes dramatic action movies like that have people with pale skin. Like black widow’s death scene she looked pale before jumping.

    • @ianagulino6653
      @ianagulino6653 5 місяців тому +16

      All 4 of the movies have some sort of cold shade filter on, Actually. I believe you can find clips of the movie with normal coloration here in UA-cam, but it's basically like when they want to portrait Mexico in movies and everything looks yellow. This is commonly known as 'The Twilight filter' since the movies came out

    • @Rainy_days_1
      @Rainy_days_1 3 місяці тому +3

      Bella is even paler then all the vampires fr

  • @queerolinguito839
    @queerolinguito839 5 років тому +13821

    Imagine how awkward it would be if Edward actually wasn't a vampire lmao

    • @aperson1805
      @aperson1805 5 років тому +364

      Babygoat MSP plot twist lol

    • @tearstainsonmycheeks
      @tearstainsonmycheeks 5 років тому +823

      That would have been a much more interesting movie

    • @queerolinguito839
      @queerolinguito839 5 років тому +1606

      BELLA:" I know what you are.."
      EDWARD "Go ahead, say it."
      BELLA "You're a vampire..."
      EDWARD "What?!No, that's absurd! Vampires don't exist!
      BELLA "I read about it on the internet and everything matches about you-"
      EDWARD "Shake my head, people these days believing everything they see on the internet..

    • @axosrain4825
      @axosrain4825 5 років тому +701

      The movie would be about her running from her creepy stalker lol

    • @lolopoggfk4748
      @lolopoggfk4748 5 років тому +213

      @@tearstainsonmycheeks top ten anime plot twists

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 5 років тому +2007

    It's weird how she says he's so pale when she's way more pale then him!

  • @lucasrichness929
    @lucasrichness929 3 роки тому +5663

    117 year old vampire can’t come up with a single good lie for how he stopped the van😂😂😂

    • @JTKing7174
      @JTKing7174 3 роки тому +34

      😂

    • @lexiharon9088
      @lexiharon9088 3 роки тому +160

      Exactly, that's the dumbest thing ever

    • @34.143
      @34.143 3 роки тому +96

      didn’t he say he was 109 years old? but he got turned into a vampire at 17 and that’s why he’s always 17

    • @tessadelafuente9318
      @tessadelafuente9318 3 роки тому +60

      Oh you know these buses and their squishy metal!

    • @tdawgson
      @tdawgson 3 роки тому +74

      Maybe that's why he stays in school. He's trying to learn how to creatively lie, a la homework excuses.

  • @kupkate04
    @kupkate04 3 роки тому +591

    Bella: I know what you are.
    Edward: Say it.
    Bella: ...Vampire.
    Edward: *awkward laugh* wait what?
    Bella: You're a vampire.
    Edward: I think you're spending too much time on Wattpad, Bella.

  • @alixhudspeth4912
    @alixhudspeth4912 4 роки тому +6899

    Turns out Robert Pattinson actually HATES himself as Edward... Yikes.

    • @demhoes911
      @demhoes911 4 роки тому +58

      So did harry pitter

    • @finbar1899
      @finbar1899 4 роки тому +588

      Mika Ritsu, actually Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) said in an interview that being Harry Potter was one of the best things that ever happened to him..so i don’t know what your talking about..

    • @demhoes911
      @demhoes911 4 роки тому +44

      @@finbar1899 he up and left an interview once about it look it up unless it was a joke

    • @eunicekilonzo3095
      @eunicekilonzo3095 4 роки тому +13

      @@finbar1899 ikr

    • @notaccessible3741
      @notaccessible3741 4 роки тому +343

      Edward as Edward hated himself in the books too.

  • @ellah2411
    @ellah2411 4 роки тому +3057

    Bella's dad is my favourite character in the whole series

  • @fandommisfit
    @fandommisfit 3 роки тому +4934

    Edward: "you enjoying the rain?"
    Bella: *asthma attack*

  • @sl4ttkuhu
    @sl4ttkuhu 2 роки тому +305

    Literally the entire movie:
    Edward: 👁️👄👁️
    Bella: 👁️👄👁️

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 4 роки тому +4606

    *Twilight editors when debating how to tint the screen:* I'm blue ba da dee

    • @kayleighhoban6094
      @kayleighhoban6094 3 роки тому +82

      Im blue da da dee da da da dee da da doo

    • @coderbunny5653
      @coderbunny5653 3 роки тому +7

      LOL

    • @nachonora
      @nachonora 3 роки тому +92

      And everyone is so incredibly white

    • @pho_is_not_interesting
      @pho_is_not_interesting 3 роки тому +96

      It's not even blue it's like this incredibly gag inducing turquoise I'd see in my fever dreams after spending 3 weeks in the sewer

    • @nachonora
      @nachonora 3 роки тому +11

      @@pho_is_not_interesting this.

  • @clm3521
    @clm3521 5 років тому +4720

    Kristen Stewart played Bella absolutely perfectly. She realized how dull Bella is, so she did amazing.

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 5 років тому +43

      Chey MacNiven yup

    • @noeldee9236
      @noeldee9236 5 років тому +201

      Bella is annoyingly boring no personality

    • @AG-eh2vc
      @AG-eh2vc 5 років тому +33

      @@noeldee9236 if you read the midnight sun partial draft.... You won't say that

    • @alyssarasmussen1723
      @alyssarasmussen1723 5 років тому +9

      Hey same last name! Rasmussen club!

    • @gacha_floss7703
      @gacha_floss7703 5 років тому +125

      She looked like she was going to throw up all through the film

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 5 років тому +5993

    bella: i know what you are...
    edward: say it. out loud.
    bella: PROBLEMATIC LMAO BYE

  • @elenac1100
    @elenac1100 3 роки тому +407

    No one loathes this series more than the actors themselves.

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 2 роки тому +42

      I love how Anna Kendrick randomly remembered that she was on Twilight. She wasn't even on a cameo or anything, she was an important supporting character.

    • @Langley_Ackerman19
      @Langley_Ackerman19 Рік тому +6

      Especially Rob 😂😂😂

    • @jaimereupert4247
      @jaimereupert4247 2 місяці тому +1

      Not true. I HATE these "movies". 🤮

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 6 років тому +2132

    You know a lot of people just have cold hands, she’s lucky he’s a vampire otherwise that reaction would have been very rude.
    People can be self conscious about it.

    • @JamiePackmule1
      @JamiePackmule1 6 років тому +146

      Artemis Wolf my friend actually doesn’t get very much circulation to her hands so her hands are freezing

    • @Lin-qw1qx
      @Lin-qw1qx 6 років тому +74

      Artemis Wolf Mine are... I would’ve thrown her out of the car

    • @ivvie1452
      @ivvie1452 6 років тому +119

      my hands are always freezing and I have felt the need to say sorry to so many people because they get shocked that my hands are ice cold in a 30 C summer

    • @li8789
      @li8789 6 років тому +86

      Yep. As someone whose hands and feet are perpetually icy-cold, I agree that comments about it can be a bit irritating. Yes, they're cold. Correct. And what of it?

    • @Losshe
      @Losshe 6 років тому +4

      Lmao

  • @paarthm9681
    @paarthm9681 6 років тому +17133

    You know why Edward can't read Bella's mind....
    Because it's empty

  • @laural1227
    @laural1227 4 роки тому +4807

    And every guy is in love with Bella right away. As if there's no other girls in the town at all

    • @jei3970
      @jei3970 3 роки тому +224

      Rosalie >>>>>>>>

    • @yoda2495
      @yoda2495 3 роки тому +36

      I wanna like this but 69 likes

    • @greatestgianni
      @greatestgianni 3 роки тому +37

      @@yoda2495 I ruined it, I'm sorry my dear lord

    • @TheGodlyPineapple
      @TheGodlyPineapple 3 роки тому +51

      @@greatestgianni you…. you….. MONSTER
      lol

    • @demhreyani3185
      @demhreyani3185 3 роки тому +1

      SHUT UP NOT EVERYONE IS GAY

  • @hillhouseproductions
    @hillhouseproductions Рік тому +431

    My theory is that the reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is because there’s nothing to read. There’s a light on in the kitchen, but there ain’t nobody home.

    • @Tekriri
      @Tekriri 9 місяців тому +26

      Dayum

    • @vcdgamer
      @vcdgamer 6 місяців тому +41

      That makes sense, given how many red flags she blatantly missed.😂

    • @keishirarobison6778
      @keishirarobison6778 3 місяці тому

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @frogsayspeace332
      @frogsayspeace332 3 місяці тому +2

      It’s because she’s a shield. Other peoples talents also don’t work on her.

    • @hillhouseproductions
      @hillhouseproductions 3 місяці тому +8

      @@frogsayspeace332 Yes, and she had that ability before becoming a vampire…for some reason.

  • @someoneyoumightremember6630
    @someoneyoumightremember6630 4 роки тому +3496

    Is anyone gonna talk about how the entire movie has this weird, kinda gross, green haze? It’s like algae or biofilm sprouted on the camera lens and nobody cared to clean it up.

    • @jenniferlyberth9347
      @jenniferlyberth9347 4 роки тому +372

      It’s supposed to make it look cold. Like when the lights are dimmed it’s something romantic or whatever. The cold represents the whole “vampire/no soul” theme. Not saying it’s good just that it’s there

    • @horatio1547
      @horatio1547 4 роки тому +228

      @@jenniferlyberth9347 i hated it, especially simce Bella and Edward's skins are so pale, it made them look sick and ugly the whole movie

    • @kkeomchizz
      @kkeomchizz 4 роки тому +71

      Yes i can't watch the movie because the scenes look sickening(?) its very greenish and i don't like it it looks dead

    • @adeeasrauf1710
      @adeeasrauf1710 4 роки тому +69

      It's in the book. Since Forks is a really rainy place There's green stuff covering up practically everything (acc to the book)

    • @someoneyoumightremember6630
      @someoneyoumightremember6630 4 роки тому +41

      @@adeeasrauf1710 damn so it really was biofilm everywhere. The whole town is a safety hazard then.

  • @trafalgard.waterlaw5282
    @trafalgard.waterlaw5282 6 років тому +1704

    Bella: I know what you are
    Edward: Say it
    Professor Snape: A glittery fairy princess

  • @ChiaraTomassone
    @ChiaraTomassone 6 років тому +503

    I’m just so sorry for Robert Pattinson, he really hated doing those movies and they still haunt him back

    • @LeonGun8
      @LeonGun8 6 років тому +17

      Sure he can thank them for his fame,but that fame alsomeans that everyone knows him as the guy from Twilight. He's not remembered as Robert Pattison, the actor. He's remembered as the glittering stalking vampire from Twilight.

    • @camisbaked
      @camisbaked 6 років тому +2

      Chiara Tomassone 😂 ikr ,I love Robert but like poor him

    • @shesus1986
      @shesus1986 6 років тому +8

      I'm pretty thankful, hearing him trash twilight and point out it's inconsistencies is gold

    • @91clarie
      @91clarie 6 років тому +2

      Booh hoo maybe he can wipe his tears with all the money he made

    • @g.chatterjee2296
      @g.chatterjee2296 6 років тому +1

      He really should have read the fucking books before saying yes to the franchise then. Whining does not do anyone any good. But then where he comes from everyone whines about everything. From Scotland to Brexit to losing the colonies to Americans destroying their pureblood language to their non existent weather , NHS. So...

  • @Sylentmana
    @Sylentmana Рік тому +62

    Robert Pattinson is actually a pretty good actor. He was in a movie called The Lighthouse that was actually a documentary on what its like to live with Willem Dafoe.

  • @definitelyhooman7939
    @definitelyhooman7939 4 роки тому +3223

    Everyone gives Robert Pattinson so much flack for this movie, but he's doing the best he can with the material he's working with. He's proven to be a really talented actor when paired with a good script and competent dialogue, and it saddens me when people right him off just because of one performance. Dude literally despises Edward, give him a break.

    • @askformore9293
      @askformore9293 4 роки тому +200

      BehindTheScenes His acting is not even THAT bad. Kristen Stewart on the other hand...

    • @reva1204
      @reva1204 4 роки тому +24

      Exactly

    • @random_demon_alex
      @random_demon_alex 4 роки тому +19

      I agree

    • @ussishkingang7194
      @ussishkingang7194 4 роки тому +37

      Oh stop everybody adores him now as an actor
      Don't act like he's underrated

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine 4 роки тому +241

      @@askformore9293 actually, Kristen Stewert played the character exactly how she was written. The reason she had her mouth open was because the character was described doing that a lot in the book. Like, she really was amazing at playing Bella. Unfortunately, the character itself was so shitty.

  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 5 років тому +1746

    for people who are trying to keep the fact that they're vampires a secret, they aren't doing a great job at hiding it.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 4 роки тому +40

      DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!

    • @Whatingodsname
      @Whatingodsname 4 роки тому +15

      @@DustinBarlow8P w-what? are you really that desperate how pathetic can you be?

    • @Twix44
      @Twix44 4 роки тому +7

      @@Whatingodsname 😂

    • @sophieschroer42
      @sophieschroer42 4 роки тому +2

      Teto Lily ikr...

    • @briamartin1408
      @briamartin1408 4 роки тому +40

      Yeah like you stay away from everyone, your siblings are...dating? And you leave school for weeks. Suuuuch a good coverrrrrr. 🤨🧐

  • @yourname2724
    @yourname2724 5 років тому +2437

    When Edward walks in...
    Everyone else: "That's Edward Cullen. Gorgeous."
    Bella: "wtf are you talking about? That's Cedric Diggory."

    • @jeffs_r_us7166
      @jeffs_r_us7166 5 років тому +11

      I would like your comment but it has 69 likes

    • @zeianairediamond6863
      @zeianairediamond6863 5 років тому +13

      I would like your comment but it has 169 likes

    • @yourname2724
      @yourname2724 5 років тому +1

      Zeianaire Diamond ha lol

    • @crazyfusion549
      @crazyfusion549 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @phoenixunder9169
      @phoenixunder9169 5 років тому +6

      people like "i would like your comment but it has # likes"
      now I'm confused you cant like
      it if it has a certain number
      of likes?

  • @jinorasilliw2771
    @jinorasilliw2771 2 роки тому +186

    In Biology we had a sub, who also happened to be the guidance counselor, and she put on twilight and had us write down all the toxic relationships in it.
    We spent an entire class just roasting the absolute crap out of it😂

    • @helenoaklin1982
      @helenoaklin1982 Рік тому +15

      Sounds like fun 😁

    • @jinorasilliw2771
      @jinorasilliw2771 Рік тому +10

      @@ts41097 It doesn’t. She was a last minute sub and she just didn’t know enough about biology so she improvised.

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 Рік тому

      @@jinorasilliw2771 Anything to keep a job

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 5 місяців тому +4

      @@jinorasilliw2771And? Still sounds fun. If it wasn’t that’s fair enough, but to us it does sound fun.

  • @thatchersandifer7211
    @thatchersandifer7211 5 років тому +2502

    Bella: I know who you are...
    Edward: Say it.
    Bella: BATMAAAAAAAAAAN!

  • @melindabaranyinekovacs5461
    @melindabaranyinekovacs5461 5 років тому +1473

    Edward: Stay away from me!
    Edward during the whole movie: *Stalking Bella an popping up randomly in her life (literally, bedroom, too)!!!*

  • @tilly7543
    @tilly7543 4 роки тому +5493

    Bella: “I hate everything that’s cold and wet.”
    Edward: *is cold and wet*
    Also Bella: *proceeds to fall in love with Edward*

  • @jenniferrivera8421
    @jenniferrivera8421 3 роки тому +75

    7:11
    “I know what you are”
    “Say it”
    A tampon

  • @AntoineBandele
    @AntoineBandele 6 років тому +12110

    I literally forgot how bad the writing of this story was.
    Bella’s dad was a saving grace ... almost.

    • @maymunak.612
      @maymunak.612 6 років тому +330

      Antoine Bandele he ALMOST made them bearable

    • @emmarellda181
      @emmarellda181 6 років тому +403

      The Volturie were the only characters that i enjoyed. Even Rosalie was okay. She just roasted Bella a lot

    • @birdsofabone5127
      @birdsofabone5127 6 років тому +467

      Every character that wasn't Bella or Edward were WAY more interesting.

    • @madderthanever
      @madderthanever 6 років тому +398

      Seriously, though - Bella's dad: best character in the book AND the movies. Hands down.

    • @davidbarber9657
      @davidbarber9657 6 років тому +15

      Love your channel

  • @Cupcake101rocks
    @Cupcake101rocks 5 років тому +19301

    Everyone hates on Kirsten Stewart for her bad acting but really Bella as a character just doesn’t know how to be a functioning human

    • @LLWW
      @LLWW 5 років тому +1147

      Lies book bella is 1 million times better. Kristen acts like she doesnt have a brain in the movie

    • @jasperdragon7777
      @jasperdragon7777 5 років тому +576

      See snow whites Huntsmen Kirsten Stewart is great in that movie I loved it.

    • @bunniipoppp
      @bunniipoppp 5 років тому +555

      Nah she just has a dry performance in all of the movies

    • @angrysquirrel8816
      @angrysquirrel8816 5 років тому +772

      @@LLWWYeah in the book Bella actually has some type of character. In the movie she looks like she's having an aneurism or something.

    • @joshuasantana685
      @joshuasantana685 5 років тому +440

      Kristen Stewart can be a good actress if given the right direction.
      See “The Runaways”
      She’s a good Joan Jett

  • @MonadRimsire
    @MonadRimsire 6 років тому +2957

    It's like... Everyone *except* the main characters are interesting. Imagine the story was about Bella's dad who discovers his best friend was a werewolf and the town doctor was a vampire. Similar story, but with no Edward/Bella romance. It would be SO much better.

    • @anthares96
      @anthares96 6 років тому +545

      and as a chief of police he could try to get behind the vampire murders, only to realize his daughter is directly implicated with one of them and needs to save her before it's too late
      this franchise could have been good

    • @memrioxox
      @memrioxox 6 років тому +22

      Yes!!!

    • @BottledMe
      @BottledMe 6 років тому +59

      Something along those lines is part of the plot of the first few seasons of The Vampire Diaries, with Sheriff Forbes and her daughter Caroline

    • @samanthat575
      @samanthat575 6 років тому +110

      Honestly even if it had been about Alice and Jasper it might’ve been better

    • @camgeorge6222
      @camgeorge6222 6 років тому +29

      @@anthares96 HOLY CRAP that sounds like a story i would watch and the cheif should find a way to kill them cause their danngerous

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Рік тому +71

    I didn’t know Bella attended Wattpad high

  • @taniabobbili7591
    @taniabobbili7591 3 роки тому +3443

    My school just used Twilight to teach us the definition of an unhealthy relationship

  • @eunhastolemyheart6098
    @eunhastolemyheart6098 3 роки тому +1305

    The Twilight series is literally 99% staring and whispering and 1% actual normal conversation

    • @sycophant9772
      @sycophant9772 2 роки тому +9

      I also felt weird watching that..

    • @kaushikmaharaj1478
      @kaushikmaharaj1478 2 роки тому +7

      Help me find the actual convo

    • @F4YYE
      @F4YYE Рік тому

      if we can consider it normal

  • @faithbrosier7516
    @faithbrosier7516 6 років тому +374

    *”Are you enjoying the rain?” “No. I don’t really like the rain.”*
    Top Ten Conversation Starters

  • @rheverend
    @rheverend 2 роки тому +15

    He kept initiating contact with her just to tell her to stay away from him

  • @Xin_XO
    @Xin_XO 5 років тому +2769

    - I like watching you sleep
    - I like to call the police

  • @buttercup7327
    @buttercup7327 4 роки тому +4882

    _Everyone_ : hates kristen for bad acting
    _Script_ _and_ _Director_ : phew im glad we're safe

    • @goobertron9099
      @goobertron9099 4 роки тому +58

      OH NOO-

    • @LSG101097
      @LSG101097 4 роки тому +260

      Actually I've read the books and movie is twice better. So they did a really good job adaptating book. And Kristen plays 100% Bella how she was written.
      If movie was made for 13-years-old it doesn't make it bad. It makes it just a movie for 13-years-old.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 4 роки тому +58

      @@LSG101097
      Well from what I hear, her relationship (overall friendship) with Jacob is far better in the books than in the movies. Is this true?

    • @sthirukk
      @sthirukk 4 роки тому +101

      @@thalmoragent9344 oh no. Jacob forcibly kisses her in the book. And Bella trying to push him off breaks her hand. I could be getting the details wrong since its been years since I read it.

    • @elenn_t689
      @elenn_t689 4 роки тому +3

      sivakumar thevar You’re right!

  • @charlottef6848
    @charlottef6848 6 років тому +8126

    I took a creative writing class and my teacher always used twilight as an example of what not to do

    • @allisontrombley
      @allisontrombley 6 років тому +229

      I would have been like so u want us to fail

    • @Jinxerface
      @Jinxerface 6 років тому +250

      Soul Shadow lol true. It made Meyers millions

    • @Winterfired
      @Winterfired 6 років тому +182

      Jinx erface maybe the writing wasn’t great, but the storyline appealing to younger people is what made it a great seller I’m guessing...I loved the movies

    • @wickara2615
      @wickara2615 6 років тому +115

      TheNancyDiaries how? My mom is 34 and she OWNS the entire series and still fangirls over it occasionally

    • @Phatocatto
      @Phatocatto 6 років тому +265

      "unless you want to appeal to brainless raging hormone teenage girls" *remembers 50shades of grey* NVM. Just make the guy rich and weird and mysterious. It'll be a best seller.

  • @haileyharrison303
    @haileyharrison303 3 роки тому +48

    if there’s one thing I learned from twilight it’s that if you ever feel like someone is watching you sleep it’s probably a 108 year or stuck in a 17 year old body

  • @caitlyn2597
    @caitlyn2597 6 років тому +918

    I thought she said she *didn't like cold things*

    • @cherrypop4756
      @cherrypop4756 6 років тому +53

      Wet, cold things that's the loophole my friend.

    • @desdes5622
      @desdes5622 6 років тому +22

      I mean she kisses him so...

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 6 років тому +23

      think of it this way, you can be snuggled up all warm in a blanket and your pillow never gets warm, cool side all the time.

    • @peytongomer2305
      @peytongomer2305 6 років тому +7

      But think about new moon at the end when Bella is in hospital and she says she likes Forks and wants to stay there. This shows the relationship development as at the beginning Bella did not like “cold, wet things” but by the second movie/book she loves Forks and even its miserable weather, hence also being a metaphor for Edward because at the beginning she hated him, yet by the second movie she loved him more than anything.

    • @goduzamaki4118
      @goduzamaki4118 6 років тому +2

      @@peytongomer2305 👀

  • @lindasindelarova6988
    @lindasindelarova6988 5 років тому +3727

    Wait so vampires don't have blood right? So does that mean Bella won't get her period ever again? Damn I'm jealous

  • @junelaananke7138
    @junelaananke7138 6 років тому +823

    "My wife has body lotion that does the same thing"
    This quote shall be preserved in the wholesome archives today in 2018.

  • @marypereira6160
    @marypereira6160 Рік тому +49

    just want to mention, in the books edward was supposed to hate bella in the books for a long time. he was supposed to look angry when he was staring at bella in the cafe. edward said in the books that bella was like his own demon summoned from his own personal hell. all because she smelled like strawberrys😭

    • @jsjadhdnsxodjwfdjdbvg
      @jsjadhdnsxodjwfdjdbvg 9 місяців тому +1

      "All because she smelled like strawberries".
      Like I understand you're trying to criticise, but why are you straight up lying? Get a life

  • @yuki109zel
    @yuki109zel 5 років тому +716

    "Stole his sister's body glitter." That cracked me up. 🤣

    • @emilylantz9010
      @emilylantz9010 5 років тому

      you clearly have no taste in a good movie

  • @iwishiwuzbella
    @iwishiwuzbella 4 роки тому +794

    "Stole his sister's body glitter" I'm CACKLING

  • @jessenelson4747
    @jessenelson4747 6 років тому +348

    My favorite line in all of the Twilight movies...
    "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!"

  • @EllaTheTroubleClef
    @EllaTheTroubleClef Рік тому +17

    The funny thing about this story is that you can read the books, which give you infinitely more information, and you can still not understand the power dynamic here. Or how this is a healthy relationship that ends in them getting married?

  • @emyllyblakbyrd8925
    @emyllyblakbyrd8925 5 років тому +471

    "I'm the worlds most dangerous predator.... A sparkly fairy princess."
    Yes, that makes sense Eddie boy.

    • @emyllyblakbyrd8925
      @emyllyblakbyrd8925 5 років тому

      @@just_another_editor2956 Why does that make sense? Or why does that make him dangerous?

  • @niki5923
    @niki5923 4 роки тому +1042

    The way she was willing to die for a high school boyfriend lmfao that was the most 17-year-old thing she did

    • @nmoney6655
      @nmoney6655 2 роки тому +14

      That’s something I’d do

    • @loveladii69
      @loveladii69 Рік тому

      ​@@nmoney6655 so you would died for a stalker?

    • @imbasil.x
      @imbasil.x Рік тому

      She is 17 yr old? 🙂... Ok let's check gravity a bit... This building looks fine 👍

    • @lxnariiia
      @lxnariiia 9 місяців тому

      Edward: *Don’t date me Bella, I’m a killer and you will die*
      Bella: *Aight bet*

  • @Nell-r0se
    @Nell-r0se 6 років тому +2094

    "I don't like rain, i don't like any...cold, wet thing"
    "i don't like sand, it's rough and coarse, and it gets everywhere"
    why do shitty writers do this?

    • @jessequick325
      @jessequick325 6 років тому +91

      When I was 8 I wrote better

    • @bobuscesar2534
      @bobuscesar2534 6 років тому +66

      This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!!!

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 6 років тому +28

      Did she discribed him or is it just me?

    • @supercode2825
      @supercode2825 6 років тому +45

      Can you imagine if those two characters had dated? The horror!

    • @_Y875
      @_Y875 6 років тому +77

      Phobos Maelstrom i’m fucking crying , someone stick Anakin and Bella on a beach during autumn when it’s raining it’ll be equally hellish for them both

  • @Gerald22222
    @Gerald22222 Рік тому +16

    Bella “how did you stop that van “
    Edward “ because I’m bat man.. I mean vampire yeah I’m a vampire

  • @skubydubydu
    @skubydubydu 5 років тому +1579

    Bella: "I know what you are."
    Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
    Bella: "A wizard."

    • @0304-s1h
      @0304-s1h 5 років тому +35

      She may have seen him in HP😂😂

    • @pianorelaxing8330
      @pianorelaxing8330 5 років тому +40

      CEDRIC😭

    • @sanam.soltani7434
      @sanam.soltani7434 5 років тому +4

      Merlin?

    • @DEATHFIFR190
      @DEATHFIFR190 5 років тому +29

      Edward: "no the wizarding protection program lied I'm not safe here you're working for him for you know who aren't you"
      Bella: "you know who? Whats his name"
      Edward: "no I won't do it I won't fall for your tricks

    • @sanam.soltani7434
      @sanam.soltani7434 5 років тому +2

      @@DEATHFIFR190 OMG YES

  • @pinkmira3567
    @pinkmira3567 4 роки тому +735

    “when someone tells me to smile and i sit there trying not to punch them in the neck” lmao ive never related more to anything in my life

  • @deadpandiane3153
    @deadpandiane3153 6 років тому +12756

    Bella: I know what you are, you’re thin, white, and soak up blood.
    Edward: Say it.
    Bella: ......a tampon
    Edward: *DeAtH gLaRe*
    Sorry not sorry

    • @MeetTheALFFam
      @MeetTheALFFam 6 років тому +333

      This comment was better than the video

    • @kiramae8166
      @kiramae8166 6 років тому +42

      😂 😂

    • @maansigautam
      @maansigautam 6 років тому +33

      hahaha! :D

    • @Rainbow_Butterfly
      @Rainbow_Butterfly 6 років тому +82

      I had no idea where that was going, and I loved it 😂

    • @kwgkiwi1661
      @kwgkiwi1661 6 років тому +115

      *choking on soda*
      *sees comment*
      *choking intensifies*

  • @SpoopyEra
    @SpoopyEra 7 місяців тому +7

    Half of the movie, Bella 👁👄👁
    Other Half of the Movie,Bella:👁🫦👁

  • @dianadominguez3236
    @dianadominguez3236 4 роки тому +1355

    I notice he didn’t say anything about the baseball scene because it’s a cinematic masterpiece that nothing can be said against

    • @ModernLady
      @ModernLady 3 роки тому +118

      I agree. That scene makes it worth it!

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 роки тому +150

      Best thing in the entire movie. The only reason you should ever watch it.

    • @yoda2495
      @yoda2495 3 роки тому +31

      @@quendi5557 that's the only scene i remember

    • @avagasca4863
      @avagasca4863 3 роки тому +16

      It’s my favorite scene of the whole movie !!!

    • @davidshillaker7578
      @davidshillaker7578 2 роки тому +5

      I actually liked that scene. Best part of the franchise

  • @dusty_rxses6039
    @dusty_rxses6039 5 років тому +3245

    Bella: “I know what you are.”
    Edward: “Say it. Out loud, say it.
    Bella: “Hufflepuff.”
    Edward: “........”

    • @pbgay5181
      @pbgay5181 5 років тому +58

      teela s, A Harry Potter house

    • @liamii5603
      @liamii5603 5 років тому +43

      teela s *GASP* WHAT?

    • @dusty_rxses6039
      @dusty_rxses6039 5 років тому +15

      teela s *WHAT?!?!?!*

    • @brookerafferty162
      @brookerafferty162 5 років тому +12

      I agree...... no one likes a damn hufflepuff. They are great at finding stuff

    • @sultanzaid4040
      @sultanzaid4040 5 років тому +3

      @@quack_head_ tis xact same line was a harry potter meme

  • @florzinhaasmatica3667
    @florzinhaasmatica3667 4 роки тому +2729

    Bella: I know what you are
    Edward: Say it!
    Bella: BATMAN!!

    • @Mr88karats
      @Mr88karats 3 роки тому +38

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @HiHello-cw9vc
      @HiHello-cw9vc 3 роки тому +72

      You know what, close enough

    • @TheGodlyPineapple
      @TheGodlyPineapple 3 роки тому +23

      That feels like something that HISHE would do

    • @sonja8290
      @sonja8290 3 роки тому +13

      @@TheGodlyPineapple omg yes I was thinking about it lmao

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR 3 роки тому +32

      Edward with a forced coarse voice: I'm batman 🦇

  • @pinkcoquettecinnamonrolls
    @pinkcoquettecinnamonrolls 3 роки тому +14

    Edward: this is who i really am
    TURNS INTO TWILIGHT SPARKLES

  • @Sarah-mt2cv
    @Sarah-mt2cv 6 років тому +873

    "I know what you are."
    "Say it."
    Whispers: "Free real estate."

    • @JuliaJassova
      @JuliaJassova 6 років тому +47

      "I know what you are."
      "Say it."
      "Tampon"

    • @Sarah-mt2cv
      @Sarah-mt2cv 6 років тому +4

      @@JuliaJassova lol!!

    • @espurrispossessed
      @espurrispossessed 6 років тому +2

      Omg 😂

    • @Tobiasphere
      @Tobiasphere 6 років тому +10

      "I know what you are."
      "Say it"
      In rafiki's voice "ASANTE SANA SQUASH BANANA!"

  • @sophiemendez98
    @sophiemendez98 6 років тому +486

    “Everyone’s favorite anemic” 😂😂😂

  • @lissome505
    @lissome505 4 роки тому +2709

    He was actually staring at her because he was wondering why his mind-reading power wasn't working on her.

  • @mask938
    @mask938 3 роки тому +23

    My mom read the Twilight novels (though I don't know if she watched the movies). She said that she prefers Jacob over Edward in terms of appearance. I'm inclined to agree with her.

  • @biancabailey5528
    @biancabailey5528 4 роки тому +9153

    Let it be known that no one hates Twilight more than the actual Twilight cast

  • @llladybird.
    @llladybird. 4 роки тому +1273

    bella: “i know what you are! you’re so pale, and cold!
    edward: “say it!”
    bella: “you’re… you’re ANEMIC”
    edward: …

    • @beidouluvr5198
      @beidouluvr5198 4 роки тому +31

      Widad Laassikri UNDERRATED 💀

    • @quendi5557
      @quendi5557 3 роки тому +27

      That would have improved the movie. And the Books. But the movies needed it more(they still needed it).

    • @thatsroughbuddy7586
      @thatsroughbuddy7586 3 роки тому +13

      I thought you were gonna say
      A Jonas brother
      🤣🤣🤣 from vampires suck

    • @rani_mishra5637
      @rani_mishra5637 3 роки тому +2

      Blinkkk ❤️

  • @unclutteredswine6138
    @unclutteredswine6138 6 років тому +11189

    edward can't read bella's mind because there's nothing there

    • @DrCraneFan
      @DrCraneFan 6 років тому +241

      Maia :1 BAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @ogarnieta
      @ogarnieta 6 років тому +244

      U have a point

    • @risingstars3478
      @risingstars3478 6 років тому +27

      Maia :1 elaborate please

    • @markmark567able
      @markmark567able 6 років тому +165

      She has no B R A I N.

    • @carolynpitts2163
      @carolynpitts2163 6 років тому +156

      Edward : i can read anyone's mind but not yours Bella
      Me : wow imagine if Professor X had that power the X-Men would be f*****

  • @beagleissleeping5359
    @beagleissleeping5359 9 місяців тому +6

    Head of the Cullen family: Edward, you need to go to high school to keep up appearances.
    Edward: Why can't we just tell everyone I'm 19 instead?
    🤔

  • @ayzen5845
    @ayzen5845 6 років тому +1269

    *Most dangerous predator* is a sparkling fairy.
    You know its a bad movie if one of the main actor hates it.......
    Heck, the actor of Edward HATES Twilight, and thats tellin you something.

    • @wolfieisapup9989
      @wolfieisapup9989 6 років тому +12

      OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sarina3607
      @sarina3607 6 років тому +50

      Doesn’t Kristen Stewart hate it too?

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 6 років тому +23

      I don't blame him

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 6 років тому +68

      @@sarina3607 probably... i mean she looks like shes on depressants or painkillers or whatever throught the whole movie.

    • @kbwaterbug29
      @kbwaterbug29 6 років тому +61

      Pretty sure they all hate twilight actually

  • @plutossky7534
    @plutossky7534 5 років тому +1742

    Why is everyone so pale this ain’t no Tim Burton film

    • @janayahlaurelle9441
      @janayahlaurelle9441 5 років тому +69

      They live in the most coldest cloudiest place in the continental state.

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 5 років тому +3

      Janayah Laurelle yup

    • @toutamatsudaswife999
      @toutamatsudaswife999 5 років тому +9

      @@janayahlaurelle9441 finally someone who understands 😂

    • @lucidmoth1023
      @lucidmoth1023 5 років тому +8

      Tim Burton probably would've done a better job.

    • @lunaeticinks9143
      @lunaeticinks9143 5 років тому +7

      Come and live in Washington for a few months, you'll understand 😂

  • @amazaharally5963
    @amazaharally5963 6 років тому +2916

    Cedric

    • @ranthetrashcan
      @ranthetrashcan 6 років тому +205

      Diggory

    • @frianne
      @frianne 6 років тому +189

      Of Hufflepuff house

    • @girlsclub8078
      @girlsclub8078 6 років тому +32

      😭😭

    • @theamazingenny
      @theamazingenny 6 років тому +57

      Hufflepuff all the way!👍🏼

    • @naramorphe
      @naramorphe 6 років тому +31

      At first I thought it was Harry Potter and not twilight lmao

  • @realsuitland
    @realsuitland Рік тому +6

    2 rocks making out would be a better love story than twilight

  • @leeuhh3581
    @leeuhh3581 5 років тому +17178

    What if Bella was on her period so that’s why Edward fell in love with her

  • @chloe_marvel
    @chloe_marvel 4 роки тому +1806

    “I like watching you sleep”
    Just kill me now

    • @Solitude1010
      @Solitude1010 3 роки тому +67

      @Fatin Ishraq that's your opinion. To many others that's fucking creepy

    • @Solitude1010
      @Solitude1010 3 роки тому +30

      @Fatin Ishraq I don't even consider this shit a movie. And movie itself is a big flaw lmao.
      It's just taken directly from some 14 yo girl's fantasy with shit story that doesn't make any sense.
      It is intense cringefest not some intense love.

    • @sunandinighosh6037
      @sunandinighosh6037 3 роки тому +19

      @Fatin Ishraq yeah it's a fucking intense toxic love story that some idiots like you loved

    • @sunandinighosh6037
      @sunandinighosh6037 3 роки тому +8

      @Fatin Ishraq slow paced movies???what are you talking about??....let me tell you some stupid 13 year old teenagers loved these movies like you

    • @Hanako-San100
      @Hanako-San100 3 роки тому +2

      ✨will do✨

  • @CsySnw
    @CsySnw 4 роки тому +6628

    Edward: "I'm the world's most dangerous predator."
    Also Edward: *sparkles like a Hello Kitty sticker*
    Me: Bruh....

    • @astrocat1016
      @astrocat1016 4 роки тому +310

      There is NOTHING *WRONG WITH HELLO KITTY STICKER*

    • @nicolepenkwit6530
      @nicolepenkwit6530 4 роки тому +145

      😂😂😂😂😂Sorry, but I’m dying right know for laughing

    • @jenn7618
      @jenn7618 4 роки тому +27

      Lmaooo I thought the same

    • @gecko4067
      @gecko4067 4 роки тому +9

      I was like 669 😎

    • @edielmalima5986
      @edielmalima5986 4 роки тому +2

      Lestat entered in this gc

  • @muggleintheupsidedown
    @muggleintheupsidedown 3 роки тому +28

    I started reading the series as a freshman in high school, they announced it was gonna be a movie nearly 3 years later! I had been a long time fan and loved the movies, despite how absurd they truly are😂