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“If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and was a real guy he would probably be an axe murderer “ - Robert Pattinson.
Lol
😂😂😂🤣
I honestly feel like rob is a really good actor but his role in twilight made him too insignificant in Hollywood I wish he got better roles and honestly I would have loved to see more of him as Cedric :(
@Dusty Natalie ik I really do hope so 😩
@@aditii1698 wait for batman
Bella: "I know what you are..."
Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
Bella: "CEDRIC DIGGORY."
Dead 😂
Omg Yess
Rosie
😂😂😂😂
YASS POTTERHEAD SQUAD
RosieRo IKR that’s what a I thought when I was younger
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: say it
Hagrid: *bursts in* yer a wizard Cedric
This comment is underrate and you have a great profile picture.
I'M A W H A T
@@MARIE-nb1hf eXpeCto pAtronUm
BEST COMMENT
Annabeth Chase pjo fan?
Edward: Say it.
Bella: V-Vampire.
Edward: What no I'm just emo what the actual hell Bella
😅😂😅😂
Lol
😂
" i'm just an emo stalker, why must you insult me like this?"
Edward: What no i'm just emo and a League of Legends player! Why do you think i look so pale? The only reason i have muscles and such speed is steroids!
bella: i know what you are...
edward: say it. out loud.
bella: PROBLEMATIC LMAO BYE
LMAOO!! Lol underrated comment
Me af
Facts
@@aisamelody LMFAO
a.w lmaooo XD
This made me realize how Kristen Stewart sighs at EVERY. LINE. SHE SAYS
@@fearless-mk9rm All the respect to both of you for checking.
CinamaSins has a compilation at the end of their twilight video
**sigh** I know right **sigh**
That's the only emote the poor character has in the books, so perhaps she's suffering from PTSD from this series.
It’s actually a bad acting habit. I took acting classes in high school and for some reason, when you’re acting in front of a lot of people you tend to sigh before or after every line. It must be the nerves or something but it happens to EVERY new actor. It takes a lot to actually overcome this and be a good actor.
Imagine how awkward filming this movie was
I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME AAAAAAAH
Cringe fest. This movie is literal fantasy of any random delusional 14 yo girl.
Edit: apparently my generalisation was wrong, number of sensible teens is more than what I initially estimated. It's nice to see that.
@@Solitude1010 bruh Im 13 and I'd rather die than live through this
@@fatimafarrukh1763 lmao. I see, a cultured woman.
@@Solitude1010 as a 14yo gorl, I beg to differ
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: Say it.
Bella: ...Vampire.
Edward: *awkward laugh* wait what?
Bella: You're a vampire.
Edward: I think you're spending too much time on Wattpad, Bella.
😂😂😂 omg lol
You for got something a 2008 Hugh school friend to be exact 💯
"I like watching you sleep."
Bruh. Is no one even slightly concerned?😂
Chanyeol ❤
Everyone but Twilight's insane fangirls who think a guy creeping on women is OK as long as the creeper's good looking.
Foreal
I never even notice xD
Actually I was concerned. I thought that was very creepy like WhatTheHeck!
Bella: "I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing..."
Also Bella: falls in love with a vampire whose skin is ice-cold
All we need is some water... a bath maybe, rain would do, the ocean is also a strong choice
@@Night.sweetdreams i think the wetness will come on its own ;)
This has the same energy as I don't like sand...
@@megkrish7568
Lmao
@@megkrish7568
All products of bad writing
*i tried the Edward staring technique, she filed a restraining order...*
Am so done 😂😂😂😂I can't , this comment is too much for me
@@sheenagray542 same😂😂😂😂
You tried stare.
It wasn’t very effective...
Well just have to be otakus dude, I'm giving up on humanity hahahah
I read that as edward from fullmetal alchemist XD I was like: WHAT
"I'm the world's most dangerous predator"
-Edward Cullen
"I like watching you sleep"
-Edward Cullen
"FBI OPEN UP!!!"
Lmfao 😭
So basically he is a stalker which most certainly makes him a predator
😱
That’s so real!!😂
This movie is a whole lot of staring, mumbling, and heavy breathing
@Paola Ramirez huh?!?! 🤣
Oh god 😅
THIS 😂
@Paola Ramirez omg yes LMAO
Well for many people starring doesn't work but for me it work 2 times but i got nothing I GOT NOTHING
Imagine how awkward it would be if Edward actually wasn't a vampire lmao
Babygoat MSP plot twist lol
That would have been a much more interesting movie
BELLA:" I know what you are.."
EDWARD "Go ahead, say it."
BELLA "You're a vampire..."
EDWARD "What?!No, that's absurd! Vampires don't exist!
BELLA "I read about it on the internet and everything matches about you-"
EDWARD "Shake my head, people these days believing everything they see on the internet..
The movie would be about her running from her creepy stalker lol
@@tearstainsonmycheeks top ten anime plot twists
When Edward walks in...
Everyone else: "That's Edward Cullen. Gorgeous."
Bella: "wtf are you talking about? That's Cedric Diggory."
I would like your comment but it has 69 likes
I would like your comment but it has 169 likes
Zeianaire Diamond ha lol
😂
people like "i would like your comment but it has # likes"
now I'm confused you cant like
it if it has a certain number
of likes?
Bella’s facial expressions in this trilogy are literally so iconic
What facial expressions
expressions? pluarl? where is the second one?
@@HECKproductions LMFAOOO STOOOPPPP 😂😂😂😭😭😭
What Bella's facial expression??🤨
@@HECKproductions plural I'm only correcting you because you got me off there for a moment
I feel like there is a lot of just awkward/heavy breathing in this movie
You know the movie's like 94.3% heavy breathing, gasping and thoughtful exhaling, right? 🤣
Also the person making this video took off a lot of background sounds so you only hear them breathing to make it more akward
@@CamiKitMorales That would make SO much sense!😂
i cannot handle kristen's awkward blinking and twitching and vibrating and huffing and puffing, i don't know where she got the idea that that's what acting is
they dont have good script to talk about so they just breathing -_-
The Cullen’s waste immortality... on HIGHSCHOOL?
need's a bit more blackjack and hookers
That's another thing I don't get, they complain SEVERAL times in the books about how much they hate highschool, and if they hate it that much, they can drop out and get a decent job...
It ain't that hard 😬
That's something I wondered about the vampires in Vampire diaries, as well.
Twilight explains it away by saying that it's easier for them to start as young as they could, so they can stay in one place longer. Which is why they start in high school.
That is, of course, a lazy as fuck explanation; especially when you consider that the other Cullen "children" look at least 25 and could not ever pass as teenagers.
Cant they just pretended they're young looking 24 year olds?
@@elleonagamingquest exactly the only Cullen that looked like a teen was Alice, rest looked in their mid 20s even Bella tbh looks 21-22 yrs old
25% staring awkwardly
25% cheesy romantic lines
50% heavy breathing
Nerdalicious I think we should change that to 50% staring.
Maybe, but this film is legit ASMR
And this is why I like the movie. Yes I’m a creep weirdo
100% weird twitching
@@roselittleaxe4652 😂😂😂😂😂
heres the thing: if you rearranged a few things and edward actually turned out to be insane, this would be a phenomenal horror movie
Yes
Hell yeah great idea
100%
*Twilight editors when debating how to tint the screen:* I'm blue ba da dee
Im blue da da dee da da da dee da da doo
LOL
And everyone is so incredibly white
It's not even blue it's like this incredibly gag inducing turquoise I'd see in my fever dreams after spending 3 weeks in the sewer
@@pho_is_not_interesting this.
I mean just imagine if Edward wasn't a vampire but yk like a normal weird kid or something.
Bella : I know what you are... You're a vampire....
Edward (Laughs awkwardly) : Hehe what ?
oh
@Luna Gamer6 omg lol
had the same thought here tho :D
Tampon
What if he was just like: uh, yeah. I'm a vampire.
Just to romance her.
But on another note, this reminded me of gravity falls when dipper thought Mabel's boyfriend was a vampire, which she got excited about until he confessed to actually being a bunch of gnomes
He's over 100 years old and picked up no social skills
What edward achieved in 100 years: I PlAy gOoD muSIc.
The most relatable thing about him 😂😂😂
Introvert mood
Maybe he just got like a lot of super old people and lost all filter. 😂
Omg true
really weird thing. the vampires in twilight are supposed to be SUPER pale, because obviously blood isn't flowing because they're dead. but somehow everyone is just as pale as the vampires. that cafeteria scene is probably the most blatant example.
i’m pretty sure it’s the filter on the videos.
That's because Stephanie Meyers, the author, is a raging Mormon weirdo who was insistent that all her characters be leeched of color. Even adding Laurent, I think that was his name, the black vampire in books 1 and 2 became a chore because she wanted all her vamps to be translucent.
Honestly I feel like sometimes dramatic action movies like that have people with pale skin. Like black widow’s death scene she looked pale before jumping.
All 4 of the movies have some sort of cold shade filter on, Actually. I believe you can find clips of the movie with normal coloration here in UA-cam, but it's basically like when they want to portrait Mexico in movies and everything looks yellow. This is commonly known as 'The Twilight filter' since the movies came out
Bella is even paler then all the vampires fr
Bro I have major respect for all the actors in these movies for being able to keep a straight face while filming this
Probably took many tries for them to film this with a straight face
If you think this is bad imagine Disney movies and por n
Like SERIOUSLY
They are so strong for going through this 😂
this is the skin of a killer bella 👹
I am so uncomfortable with all the staring and heavy breathing
Even Halloween's Michael Myers would think "This is a bit much Bella."
@@Xehanort10 u right ugh.
and she almost never closes her mouth stuck in this weird expression
And open mouth
@@clementiefreya yeah, I know right?
The moment I hear “I watch you sleep” a restraining order would be flying out of my hands like confetti
Yeppp
Put your self in her shoes imagine some creepy 200000 year old pale guy that pretends to be 17 and stalks you and also tells you he wants to kill you and drink your blood and can read minds like who wouldn’t get pregnant With his child
@@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 Definitely me
Rosemary Valenzuela
Actually, he's around 100 years old. Give or take a decade or so.
*You get a restraining order, you get more restraining orders, EDWARD GETS RESTRAINING ORDERS!!!*
Literally the entire movie:
Edward: 👁️👄👁️
Bella: 👁️👄👁️
My god!😂😂
*”Are you enjoying the rain?” “No. I don’t really like the rain.”*
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I literally forgot how bad the writing of this story was.
Bella’s dad was a saving grace ... almost.
Antoine Bandele he ALMOST made them bearable
The Volturie were the only characters that i enjoyed. Even Rosalie was okay. She just roasted Bella a lot
Every character that wasn't Bella or Edward were WAY more interesting.
Seriously, though - Bella's dad: best character in the book AND the movies. Hands down.
Love your channel
Bella: “I hate everything that’s cold and wet.”
Edward: *is cold and wet*
Also Bella: *proceeds to fall in love with Edward*
He's wet?
w e t
GAURAV08 probably you never know 😂😂😂
GAURAV08 only bella would know if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He is wet for her
My theory is that the reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is because there’s nothing to read. There’s a light on in the kitchen, but there ain’t nobody home.
Dayum
That makes sense, given how many red flags she blatantly missed.😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
It’s because she’s a shield. Other peoples talents also don’t work on her.
@@frogsayspeace332 Yes, and she had that ability before becoming a vampire…for some reason.
Who would waste all their immortality in high school? Certainly not ME
Luna Frost hell no I wouldn’t go to fuckin school lol they don’t gotta birthday record at this point lol
I mean... they’re immortal. Time is an infinite resource so they’re not wasting it.
@@kyler.windhorst and for billionaires, money is a near infinite resources. Doesn't mean you'd spend thst money buying yourself torture devices for yourself.
It's not about wasting time, it's about doing something that can't in any way be fun for eternity. And if he did find it fun to be in high school forever, he's gotta have some serious issues...
Maybe college is worse.
Luna Frost My guess is that one of the reasons they go to school is to «fit in». In a small town like that, I guess there would be a lot of questions if they didn’t. Plus they need those school records if they go to college to take another degree in something.
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: Say it
Professor Snape: A glittery fairy princess
Jonas brother
I was thinking more along the lines of Vampires Suck:
“Jonas Brother...!”
YAY FAIRY PRINCESSES!
LOL
Clever! I read with Alan Rickman Hasn Gruber character voice xDD
Bella's dad is my favourite character in the whole series
same :>
if u like him that much he plays on zoo his name is mich on there
He is the best character.
Mythrxl Otaku hi should I watch this movie or not
Cassandra Elena yea I liked it. It’s pretty good
In Biology we had a sub, who also happened to be the guidance counselor, and she put on twilight and had us write down all the toxic relationships in it.
We spent an entire class just roasting the absolute crap out of it😂
Sounds like fun 😁
@@Omara145 It doesn’t. She was a last minute sub and she just didn’t know enough about biology so she improvised.
@@jinorasilliw2771 Anything to keep a job
@@jinorasilliw2771And? Still sounds fun. If it wasn’t that’s fair enough, but to us it does sound fun.
"My wife has body lotion that does the same thing"
This quote shall be preserved in the wholesome archives today in 2018.
Junela Ananke and 2019
He stole his sisters body glitter!
Edward: Stay away from me!
Edward during the whole movie: *Stalking Bella an popping up randomly in her life (literally, bedroom, too)!!!*
The signals are definitely being mixed there.
Truereee 😂
Xehanort10 those signals are on drugs lol
True
Shut up now plz
Edward: "you enjoying the rain?"
Bella: *asthma attack*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
LMAO
this scene literally happened as I read this
*sigh* herself to death
I didn’t know Bella attended Wattpad high
Underrated
117 year old vampire can’t come up with a single good lie for how he stopped the van😂😂😂
😂
Exactly, that's the dumbest thing ever
didn’t he say he was 109 years old? but he got turned into a vampire at 17 and that’s why he’s always 17
Oh you know these buses and their squishy metal!
Maybe that's why he stays in school. He's trying to learn how to creatively lie, a la homework excuses.
Turns out Robert Pattinson actually HATES himself as Edward... Yikes.
So did harry pitter
Mika Ritsu, actually Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) said in an interview that being Harry Potter was one of the best things that ever happened to him..so i don’t know what your talking about..
@@finbar1899 he up and left an interview once about it look it up unless it was a joke
@@finbar1899 ikr
Edward as Edward hated himself in the books too.
It's weird how she says he's so pale when she's way more pale then him!
Astro Wolvez nice
LMAO
Astro Wolvez IKR I mean....the pale faces 😂
Than*
I love pale skin, its so beautiful
He kept initiating contact with her just to tell her to stay away from him
My favorite line in all of the Twilight movies...
"YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!"
I remember that!!!
it was so dumb and not even funny
Jesse Nelson I loved that
Yus
Lol same
Bella: I know who you are...
Edward: Say it.
Bella: BATMAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cedric diggory*
I don’t know what to type Lol he was in one movies, the same he was killed in.
Well then Bella would be wrong, because he's Cedric Diggory.
*Batman and Harry Potter fans have entered the chat*
The dark truth for the new dark knight has finally been told!
"I'm the worlds most dangerous predator.... A sparkly fairy princess."
Yes, that makes sense Eddie boy.
@@just_another_editor2956 Why does that make sense? Or why does that make him dangerous?
The funny thing about this story is that you can read the books, which give you infinitely more information, and you can still not understand the power dynamic here. Or how this is a healthy relationship that ends in them getting married?
for people who are trying to keep the fact that they're vampires a secret, they aren't doing a great job at hiding it.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
@@DustinBarlow8P w-what? are you really that desperate how pathetic can you be?
@@Whatingodsname 😂
Teto Lily ikr...
Yeah like you stay away from everyone, your siblings are...dating? And you leave school for weeks. Suuuuch a good coverrrrrr. 🤨🧐
"Stole his sister's body glitter" I'm CACKLING
Ewerd is so hot
Aubree Balla are you blind? 🤣🤣🤣
@@aubreeballa6488 who in the world is
Eward!?
@@aubreeballa6488 EXCUSE ME BUT UAVE YOU SEEN JACOB?!?!?!?!
Star Wars: “I don’t like sand.”
Twilight: “I don’t like the rain.”
Sky High Skyler it’s course, rough, and it gets everywhere...also sand sucks too
BadBoi Brad69 I think you missed the whole point
@@meg2770 r/whoooossshhhh
all the more reason to hate on twilight. rain is amazing
just want to mention, in the books edward was supposed to hate bella in the books for a long time. he was supposed to look angry when he was staring at bella in the cafe. edward said in the books that bella was like his own demon summoned from his own personal hell. all because she smelled like strawberrys😭
"All because she smelled like strawberries".
Like I understand you're trying to criticise, but why are you straight up lying? Get a life
Kristen Stewart played Bella absolutely perfectly. She realized how dull Bella is, so she did amazing.
Chey MacNiven yup
Bella is annoyingly boring no personality
@@noeldee9236 if you read the midnight sun partial draft.... You won't say that
Hey same last name! Rasmussen club!
She looked like she was going to throw up all through the film
_Everyone_ : hates kristen for bad acting
_Script_ _and_ _Director_ : phew im glad we're safe
OH NOO-
Actually I've read the books and movie is twice better. So they did a really good job adaptating book. And Kristen plays 100% Bella how she was written.
If movie was made for 13-years-old it doesn't make it bad. It makes it just a movie for 13-years-old.
@@LSG101097
Well from what I hear, her relationship (overall friendship) with Jacob is far better in the books than in the movies. Is this true?
@@thalmoragent9344 oh no. Jacob forcibly kisses her in the book. And Bella trying to push him off breaks her hand. I could be getting the details wrong since its been years since I read it.
sivakumar thevar You’re right!
"Stole his sister's body glitter." That cracked me up. 🤣
you clearly have no taste in a good movie
Half of the movie, Bella 👁👄👁
Other Half of the Movie,Bella:👁🫦👁
You know why Edward can't read Bella's mind....
Because it's empty
Paarth M oooOoOooOoO000ooOooOoOOo I was a twilight fan when I was 11 btw
Paarth M OOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOO
Lmaoooo
Lmao
random question....
why Bella got mad at imprinting thing?
“when someone tells me to smile and i sit there trying not to punch them in the neck” lmao ive never related more to anything in my life
me too except i resist snapping there bones
Ikr
Bella: "I know what you are."
Edward: "Say it. Out loud. Say it."
Bella: "A wizard."
She may have seen him in HP😂😂
CEDRIC😭
Merlin?
Edward: "no the wizarding protection program lied I'm not safe here you're working for him for you know who aren't you"
Bella: "you know who? Whats his name"
Edward: "no I won't do it I won't fall for your tricks
@@DEATHFIFR190 OMG YES
Head of the Cullen family: Edward, you need to go to high school to keep up appearances.
Edward: Why can't we just tell everyone I'm 19 instead?
🤔
“Everyone’s favorite anemic” 😂😂😂
- I like watching you sleep
- I like to call the police
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@@emily-ud2bp taehyung*
@@faithdalton5017 yes I know
ARMYYYY
IKR 😂
bella: “i know what you are! you’re so pale, and cold!
edward: “say it!”
bella: “you’re… you’re ANEMIC”
edward: …
Widad Laassikri UNDERRATED 💀
That would have improved the movie. And the Books. But the movies needed it more(they still needed it).
I thought you were gonna say
A Jonas brother
🤣🤣🤣 from vampires suck
Blinkkk ❤️
Bella “how did you stop that van “
Edward “ because I’m bat man.. I mean vampire yeah I’m a vampire
"I like watching you sleep." Yeah, cause that's romantic.
@@anjad.3656😂😂even 20 seconds is still a bit much
There is nothing inherently creepy about it when it's consensual. I love watching my bf sleep, his body radiating warmth, watching how his chest rises and sinks, seeing his relaxed face, soothingly playing with his hair :) It's a warm, quiet moment to just appreciate him and feel close.
But there is a BIG difference between that and sitting in a chair on the opposite side of the room, staring at a girl you aren't even in a relationship with, without her consent after *breaking into her house* for the entire night. Like, holy shit. That's stalker-level crazy.
Lol it is really weird. Though I think he does it because he doesn't sleep anymore so it almost fasinates him. He is kind of a different being. I guess it would be like aliens wanting to observe humans. But that still doesn't make it very romantic😂
Sappy Cakes Damn, swipe right on that 😂
Sigma no. Not at all actually.
Bella: “I know what you are.”
Edward: “Say it. Out loud, say it.
Bella: “Hufflepuff.”
Edward: “........”
teela s, A Harry Potter house
teela s *GASP* WHAT?
teela s *WHAT?!?!?!*
I agree...... no one likes a damn hufflepuff. They are great at finding stuff
@@quack_head_ tis xact same line was a harry potter meme
I’m just so sorry for Robert Pattinson, he really hated doing those movies and they still haunt him back
Sure he can thank them for his fame,but that fame alsomeans that everyone knows him as the guy from Twilight. He's not remembered as Robert Pattison, the actor. He's remembered as the glittering stalking vampire from Twilight.
Chiara Tomassone 😂 ikr ,I love Robert but like poor him
I'm pretty thankful, hearing him trash twilight and point out it's inconsistencies is gold
Booh hoo maybe he can wipe his tears with all the money he made
He really should have read the fucking books before saying yes to the franchise then. Whining does not do anyone any good. But then where he comes from everyone whines about everything. From Scotland to Brexit to losing the colonies to Americans destroying their pureblood language to their non existent weather , NHS. So...
The reason why I love this film series is because of the cosy vibe, the forest, mountains and the snow and the Cullen's house. It's aesthetic and eye pleasing.
Same. I find the aesthetic very comforting. It helps that it’s a pretty quiet film, with no yelling. I also like the soundtrack.
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: Say it!
Bella: BATMAN!!
🤣🤣🤣
You know what, close enough
That feels like something that HISHE would do
@@TheGodlyPineapple omg yes I was thinking about it lmao
Edward with a forced coarse voice: I'm batman 🦇
Everyone hates on Kirsten Stewart for her bad acting but really Bella as a character just doesn’t know how to be a functioning human
Lies book bella is 1 million times better. Kristen acts like she doesnt have a brain in the movie
See snow whites Huntsmen Kirsten Stewart is great in that movie I loved it.
Nah she just has a dry performance in all of the movies
@@LLWWYeah in the book Bella actually has some type of character. In the movie she looks like she's having an aneurism or something.
Kristen Stewart can be a good actress if given the right direction.
See “The Runaways”
She’s a good Joan Jett
I thought she said she *didn't like cold things*
Wet, cold things that's the loophole my friend.
I mean she kisses him so...
think of it this way, you can be snuggled up all warm in a blanket and your pillow never gets warm, cool side all the time.
But think about new moon at the end when Bella is in hospital and she says she likes Forks and wants to stay there. This shows the relationship development as at the beginning Bella did not like “cold, wet things” but by the second movie/book she loves Forks and even its miserable weather, hence also being a metaphor for Edward because at the beginning she hated him, yet by the second movie she loved him more than anything.
@@peytongomer2305 👀
Edward: this is who i really am
TURNS INTO TWILIGHT SPARKLES
"I know what you are."
"Say it."
Whispers: "Free real estate."
"I know what you are."
"Say it."
"Tampon"
@@JuliaJassova lol!!
Omg 😂
"I know what you are."
"Say it"
In rafiki's voice "ASANTE SANA SQUASH BANANA!"
And every guy is in love with Bella right away. As if there's no other girls in the town at all
Rosalie >>>>>>>>
I wanna like this but 69 likes
@@yoda2495 I ruined it, I'm sorry my dear lord
@@greatestgianni you…. you….. MONSTER
lol
SHUT UP NOT EVERYONE IS GAY
The Twilight series is literally 99% staring and whispering and 1% actual normal conversation
I also felt weird watching that..
Help me find the actual convo
if we can consider it normal
My mom read the Twilight novels (though I don't know if she watched the movies). She said that she prefers Jacob over Edward in terms of appearance. I'm inclined to agree with her.
The way she was willing to die for a high school boyfriend lmfao that was the most 17-year-old thing she did
That’s something I’d do
@@nmoney6655 so you would died for a stalker?
She is 17 yr old? 🙂... Ok let's check gravity a bit... This building looks fine 👍
Edward: *Don’t date me Bella, I’m a killer and you will die*
Bella: *Aight bet*
My school just used Twilight to teach us the definition of an unhealthy relationship
If my school did that I would run out the classroom and not come back.
And they schools don’t teach you anything special
And I oop
It’s not too far fetched.
Twilight? try fifty shades of gray num nuts.
Is anyone gonna talk about how the entire movie has this weird, kinda gross, green haze? It’s like algae or biofilm sprouted on the camera lens and nobody cared to clean it up.
It’s supposed to make it look cold. Like when the lights are dimmed it’s something romantic or whatever. The cold represents the whole “vampire/no soul” theme. Not saying it’s good just that it’s there
@@jenniferlyberth9347 i hated it, especially simce Bella and Edward's skins are so pale, it made them look sick and ugly the whole movie
Yes i can't watch the movie because the scenes look sickening(?) its very greenish and i don't like it it looks dead
It's in the book. Since Forks is a really rainy place There's green stuff covering up practically everything (acc to the book)
@@adeeasrauf1710 damn so it really was biofilm everywhere. The whole town is a safety hazard then.
I started reading the series as a freshman in high school, they announced it was gonna be a movie nearly 3 years later! I had been a long time fan and loved the movies, despite how absurd they truly are😂
Edward: “So you enjoying the rain?”
Bella: *seizures*
🤣
I laughed so damn hard at this lol
Haaa
Bella: I know what you are, you’re thin, white, and soak up blood.
Edward: Say it.
Bella: ......a tampon
Edward: *DeAtH gLaRe*
Sorry not sorry
This comment was better than the video
😂 😂
hahaha! :D
I had no idea where that was going, and I loved it 😂
*choking on soda*
*sees comment*
*choking intensifies*
I like that he describes Edward as "discovered hair pomade like, a day ago."
Rob really looked at the script and said man he’s a sociopath so imma play him as one
*Most dangerous predator* is a sparkling fairy.
You know its a bad movie if one of the main actor hates it.......
Heck, the actor of Edward HATES Twilight, and thats tellin you something.
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Doesn’t Kristen Stewart hate it too?
I don't blame him
@@sarina3607 probably... i mean she looks like shes on depressants or painkillers or whatever throught the whole movie.
Pretty sure they all hate twilight actually
"Your hand is so cold" is what I tell my friend everyday but is she a vampire? I don't know I've never asked actually.
“I like watching you sleep”
Just kill me now
@Fatin Ishraq that's your opinion. To many others that's fucking creepy
@Fatin Ishraq I don't even consider this shit a movie. And movie itself is a big flaw lmao.
It's just taken directly from some 14 yo girl's fantasy with shit story that doesn't make any sense.
It is intense cringefest not some intense love.
@Fatin Ishraq yeah it's a fucking intense toxic love story that some idiots like you loved
@Fatin Ishraq slow paced movies???what are you talking about??....let me tell you some stupid 13 year old teenagers loved these movies like you
✨will do✨
Bellas "I don't like the rain" thing reminds me of Anankins "I don't like sand".
I've just had the epiphany of all epiphanies : Why didn't the vampires just put on foundation or something like that - that would've solved the whole skin-sparkling problem quite easily.
omg lol! have you seen iZombie? they dye their hair and use fake tan! that would've been totally doable for the vampires too!
My god o.O
Right, they even have matte foundation for those who are extra... sparkly....
@@elrisha the girl from iZombie is super cute!
Vroni Rom love how I only came across the word epiphany today in English...wow
I notice he didn’t say anything about the baseball scene because it’s a cinematic masterpiece that nothing can be said against
I agree. That scene makes it worth it!
Best thing in the entire movie. The only reason you should ever watch it.
@@quendi5557 that's the only scene i remember
It’s my favorite scene of the whole movie !!!
I actually liked that scene. Best part of the franchise
“We meet everyone’s favourite superhero; Guy-who-almost-hits-Bella-with-a-van” BAHAHAAHA 😂
2 rocks making out would be a better love story than twilight
You know a lot of people just have cold hands, she’s lucky he’s a vampire otherwise that reaction would have been very rude.
People can be self conscious about it.
Artemis Wolf my friend actually doesn’t get very much circulation to her hands so her hands are freezing
Artemis Wolf Mine are... I would’ve thrown her out of the car
my hands are always freezing and I have felt the need to say sorry to so many people because they get shocked that my hands are ice cold in a 30 C summer
Yep. As someone whose hands and feet are perpetually icy-cold, I agree that comments about it can be a bit irritating. Yes, they're cold. Correct. And what of it?
Lmao
I took a creative writing class and my teacher always used twilight as an example of what not to do
I would have been like so u want us to fail
Soul Shadow lol true. It made Meyers millions
Jinx erface maybe the writing wasn’t great, but the storyline appealing to younger people is what made it a great seller I’m guessing...I loved the movies
TheNancyDiaries how? My mom is 34 and she OWNS the entire series and still fangirls over it occasionally
"unless you want to appeal to brainless raging hormone teenage girls" *remembers 50shades of grey* NVM. Just make the guy rich and weird and mysterious. It'll be a best seller.
Edward: "I'm the world's most dangerous predator."
Also Edward: *sparkles like a Hello Kitty sticker*
Me: Bruh....
There is NOTHING *WRONG WITH HELLO KITTY STICKER*
😂😂😂😂😂Sorry, but I’m dying right know for laughing
Lmaooo I thought the same
I was like 669 😎
Lestat entered in this gc
what i dont understand about the movie:
1. how bella fell so deeply in love with a boy who she's known for like... one week?
2. the way bella acts. she's always huffing, and puffing, twitching awkwardly, always looks down and sighs whenever she's face to face and close with someone.
3. how bella was immune to almost every single special vampire power (like edward's mind reading or aro's mind reading by physical touch), but not alice's future telling or jasper's mood controlling, or even renesmee's memory recalling skill.
4. why james, laurent, and victoria were trying to kill bella to begin with.
5. why the filter of the entire movie, was blue.
6. why mike kept trying to shoot his shot.
7. why everyone was so obsessed with bella when she first got here.
8. why bella hesitated to marry edward, but was ready to commit suicide for him on multiple different occasions.
9. how the heck was edward able to get bella pregnant?
10. what was the point of jacob telling charlie he's a werewolf? after he exposed himself, he still didnt explain to charlie what happened to bella, making his whole reveal, as completely useless.
Okay I am answering
The movies are DISGUSTING.
1. She didn't fall in love in a week. It was 3 months. He saved her life twice at that point. So I think it's pretty natural for a 17 year old girl.
2. Very very bad acting. Book Bella didn't do any of these. She was just introverted, headstrong and clumsy. That's why she didn't like attention, like what if she falls on her face in front of everyone. She also wasn't verbose, just like her father. She could read people well. That's why her only two best friends were Angela and Jacob, who were actually kind.
3. Bella has a gift called "Mental Shield". She blocks purely mental supernatural powers. Not physical ones. Alice and Jasper have physical powers. They see and can really change things. And Renesme has just flipped both of her parents' powers.
5. Trash movie. Anyways I guess it's because the Location was Forks.
6. Mike had a crush on her.
7. In Edward's own words, it was like showing a baby a shiny new toy. Bella was pretty, too. Also, a small town school hehe
8. Bella actually wanted to avoid the obvious cringe , "Getting married at 18 right after high school!". But she loved him nonetheless.
9. Edward had sperms...I guess 😐
10. Only one rule in Vampire world: Keep your existence a SECRET. If a vampire exposed his identity to a human, both would be executed by the Volturi. Charlie was desperate to meet his daughter Bella but she wasn't being able to find a way to keep him in her life. So Jacob helped. He showed his own identity. By that, Charlie understood that there are supernatural beings in this world, too and his daughter has become one of them . Thus Both Bella and Charlie didn't have to break the vampire world rule and they could stay alive
@@lucasmiller877You wrote facts ❤
4 is bc she has the best smelling blood so u should pay attention to the movie before u complain abt it that’s what I don’t understand
1. I know she didn't fall in love with Edward in an actual week, it was just a hyperbole because she fell in love with him pretty quickly. And 3 months is still too quick to fall in love for someone and as someone who's 16, I can say that it's still ridiculous even if you're 16 or 17 years old.
3. Not a good explanation. Alice and Jasper have mental abilities too because they just need their mind in order to change people's emotions or see the future. They can stand still, not touch anything and still be able to do it. What's physical about that?
6. Yeah, obviously Mike had a crush on her but my point was why he keeps pushing it after all the hints Bella dropped about not being into him.
8. Worrying about what other normal people would think about you getting married at 18 years old is also still absurd when you were almost committed su!cide several times for someone. Like, Bella is okay with putting herself in near death positions for Edward, but people judging her for getting married at 18 is too much?
9. My question was why he was able to get her pregnant. Why would a vampire (who's essentially a walking corpse) be able to produce sperm to begin with?
@@lucasmiller877 respect except numberr nine cs if she was a vampire with no blood that means no period which means no baby
It's like... Everyone *except* the main characters are interesting. Imagine the story was about Bella's dad who discovers his best friend was a werewolf and the town doctor was a vampire. Similar story, but with no Edward/Bella romance. It would be SO much better.
and as a chief of police he could try to get behind the vampire murders, only to realize his daughter is directly implicated with one of them and needs to save her before it's too late
this franchise could have been good
Yes!!!
Something along those lines is part of the plot of the first few seasons of The Vampire Diaries, with Sheriff Forbes and her daughter Caroline
Honestly even if it had been about Alice and Jasper it might’ve been better
@@anthares96 HOLY CRAP that sounds like a story i would watch and the cheif should find a way to kill them cause their danngerous
Wait so vampires don't have blood right? So does that mean Bella won't get her period ever again? Damn I'm jealous
Nani??
Linda Šindelářova not after she becomes a vampire 🧛♀️
And that's why female vamps can't have kids🤓
Lmao
Jin! ❤️😏
Why does Bella also look like a Vampire throughout this entire movie tho?
She's supposed to be albino, although the movies don't mention it, it also plays no importance to anything ever so it's a perfect choice for a story where nothing has importance or logic.
Niamh Moll she looks more human when she becomes a vampire
Meeee irl
@@Antiganos wtf should i reread the books or is that sarcasm jk
Niamh Moll and she lived in a place where it’s constantly sunny so it makes no sense
This movie, and probably the whole series, would have been an absolute masterpiece if it was from the perspective of its best character: *BELLA'S DAD.*
No, seriously, Charlie has a somewhat estranged teenage daughter moving back in with him, and almost immediately things seem off. New friends, new boyfriend, she's acting odd and sneaking off, and she keeps getting injured in weird ways. This guy's a small town police chief, and he's made out to be the unobservant lackluster dad. Yeah, sure, teenagers be teenagering, but at a certain point he's going to start actually doing some detective work. I would much prefer a supernatural police procedural with Billy Burke as lead over… *this.*