Edward Cullen being a dumbass for 12 minutes straight
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- Опубліковано 14 лип 2019
- Edward is absolutely a hilarious character purely because of how dumb he is. There are a lot of awkward moments where Edward can't for the undead life in him think about what to say. Also sorry not sorry for all the tik tok references lol. Hope you enjoy!
EDIT:
[Footage]
0:54 - 22 Jump Street
4:02 - Mean Girls
7:57 - The Brady Bunch
11:46 - The Office
[Music]
0:06 - "Shotta Flow ft. Blue Face Baby" NLE Choppa
0:15 - "On The Floor" IceJJFish
0:25 - "Twelfth Street Rag" spongebob
1:35 - "Wait a Minute" Willow Smith
1:52 - "Cobain w/ lil tracy" Lil Peep
2:00 - Mii channel music
2:50 - "The Loser" Zach Farache
4:15 - "Say A" A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie
4:55 - "Tokyo Drift" Teriyaki Boys
6:18 - "Boss No Se" Cuco
7:17 - "Talk" Khalid
7:47 - "Hungry Hippo" Tierra Whack
8:05 - "My Baby Daddy" B-Rock, The Bizz
9:50 - "New Flesh" Current Joys
10:45 - "Fast" Sueco the Child
11:18 - "Walkman" Tiny Meat Gang - Розваги
"If you were smart...you'd stay away from me"
*approaches her in EVERY OTHER SCENE*
lmaooo typical narcissist behavior 😂😂🤣
Epitome of a fuck boy 🥴🥴😂😂😂
The funniest part is that he approached her in that scene like Eddie boi make up your mind
@@user-qu6my1cz3v but he just wants her blood sO bAd
BROO THIS IS ACCURATE-
My favorite line of his is:
" You can't trust vampires... "
" *trust me* "
SAME
Same mate
HANZIAPZÖAPZLAPZAZLPALZPDD
THE CRINGEEEEE
He’s not like the other vampires 🤪
alice: its okay jasper, you wont hurt her 🥹
jasper: 🟡👄🟡
Lmao
And then blood falls down the carpet and then jaspers runs at her like a starving coati😭🙏🙏
underrated comment
It's almost like Edward was dependent on his ability to read the mind of whoever he was talking to and acted accordingly, but without that option, he becomes a socially crippled stuttering baby.
Yes i wonder if that could possibly be the reason
Can relate
Nice
Yep
Ironic cause his ability to read minds stemmed from his abilities as a human 😅
Bella: “you should put your seatbelt on”
Edward: “YoU ShOuLd PuT YoUr SeAtBELt oN”
My the only one who heard “ bitch put your seatbelt on”
Dont forget the laugh 💀💀
That's my only favorite part it's funny lol
i’m not coming back to earth after this one
Did he say bitch or am I tripping
“IF I CLOSE MY EYES SHE CANT SEE THEM AGAIN” BAHAHHAHA IM CHOKING CRYING LAUGHING RN
Alyssa Lee I missed that the first time! thanks for letting me know hahaha
Ahahahahaha
Right😂 but how many times did she freakin BLINK
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
He's a BEAUTIFUL actor...but the stuff they made him say and do💀
Idk he reminds me of a hammerhead shark whenever I come across him on the internet.
It's the story and the script.
Now, compare his act with The Weeknd in The Idol. Edward is far way better than Tedros. At least Robert Pattinson makes Edward Cullen iconic.
@@NurmaBPtbf im watching this DIRECTLY after speedrunning the first 3 books (taking a break to start the 4th)and oh dear god...idk if its the acting or stuff they cut out but in less than i week i have cried atleast 5 times over the books, the movie made me feel nothing but cringe so bad i couldnt even watch the other 4...needless to say i am and will be a books>movies person for a long time 😃
I do have to add that atleast 2 of those times were over carlisle not bella...actualy i never cried for her shes pretty unlikable imo but all of the cullens made me cry at some point
@@KatCat__05
Bro that’s so true Bella has never once made me cry but the Cullens and Charlie🥹😭 (especially her dad)~
Maybe that’s why he hates the movies
0:41 i love how edward really tries to slam the door but it was not having it
Lmfao i didn't even notice that 💀
@@lunamoon842FRR
Lol!
😂😂😂😂😂
“If i close my eyes she cant see them”
INTELLIGENCE 100
Lmao
😂 LoL 😂
BIG BRAIN
XD😂😂😂
XD
“bella hates the cold so edward hates himself”
I DIED HIS FACE🤣
Welp too bad cause Bella's gone cold herself as well
What a good premis
😂😂
The clip literally sentttttt me
"do you wear contacts?"
"yes"
there, all of twilight never would have happened
Why do both Edward and Bella look like they’re about to throw up whenever they talk 😂
Ca even they can’t handle their lines loll
the actors all hated the movies except for alice lol
They both look like they’re in so much pain
Bella's blinking tho
worse than jasper
he’s basically suppose to bc THE URGE
I know but Jasper was the only one pose to look to be in pain lol 😂
2008 vibes
What sums up this whole movie:
"Creep mode on"
.
.
"Creep mode STILL on"
Vida M 😂😂😂😂😂👌
I died at that part 😂
@@willowcaron2044 same
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
“ I LiKe wAtChiNg yOu sLeEp, iT iS KiNdA FaSciNaTiNg tO mE”
Most iconic and creep line ever
it's became more iconic after bella kissed him back, LIKE- DONT YA SCARED OF THAT 108 Y/O MAN CREEP WHO WATCHING YOU SLEEP?!?!?!
The fact that Bella literally didn’t give a shit except when he told her he listened to her sleep.
these movies were so embarrassing but im obsessed with them 😭
Same
FRRR
The realest description of twilight 😂
Bella during the whole movie:
👁️ 👄 👁️
ꪔιꪀ ᥉ᥙꪀ honestly... I don’t blame her
She did the Debby Ryan
Claire Elise screaming 💀💀
@@novaa6364 Do u maybe watch Attack on titan 👀?
Itz Black Deer, haha yes)
Twilight is just Edward Cullen having a midlife crisis as a vampire.
yes, but has anyone else noticed how toxic he seems as a person?this man is throwing up flags like he running race!!
Hahaha lol that perspective tho
@@nicksanders9148 yeah he’s completely the opposite of romantic. If I was in Bella’s shoes I’d be fed up with him and his teenage angsty 107 year old attitude throwing a fit ass
I like ur comment
Hahahaha, midlife crisis at 108 years of age🤣🤣🤣
I like how the title is "Edward Cullen being a dumbass for 12 minutes straight" but its literally every scene with Edward in it...
I just noticed.😂
What are you even talking about bruh
"Girl you nasty"
GOT ME LAUGHING 😭😂
“You can google it”
“Just like I did last night” lmao
Me in class acting like I did something smart
LMFAOOOOO HIS SMUG LITTLE GRIN "haHa my logic is BULLETPROOF. gon dissolve her every suspicion 😈"
He looked so proud of his lie
@@nooneimportant7648 right it was one of his more convincing ones
Nobody:
No one:
Edward: *sigh* ima have to wife her up .
chae baby Okay but one of my friends actually got asked out like that
Eliza Snow Oh no! Lol, that’s weird 😂
Literally how it happened
lmaooo
Haha what does this "wife her up" mean? I'm genuinely confused
Edward: I feel very protective over you
Also Edward: throws Bella onto glass table like a rag doll
Edward looks like he is trying to hold in a fart and Bella looks like she has food poisoning and trying not to throw up. Perfect pair. The wii theme music had me rolling 😂 This movie is so awkward but I'm so entertained by it
Edward is deadass 180 yr’s old and he really had to google “ways to explain superhuman strength”, found adrenaline rush & felt the need to tell Bella to also google it. I CANT LMAO
He’s an old man. Technology confuses him
108* but yeah
117* actually
209*
Now yall saying just random numbers
“180 year old vampire can’t come up with a single good lie” 😭
Keira Howard and what act his excuse? I can’t actually hear it bcause of the music
@@pickaaaculs "well nobody's gonna believe you"
Thank you Angel 😇 , have a good day
he is 109 not 180 years old
He's Not human, simple!
“I feel very…. Protective of you”
*law and order: DUN DUN*
Yeahh 😳..
Him calling her a spider monkey never fails to make me absolutely lose it laughing
That and monkey man in the baseball scene
Lmfao same
"I like watching you sleep"
No, Edward, that's not how to flirt
@mire uwu that's a toxic boy hahaha
That's why he's been a virgin for so long
@@wisewolf21 what???
@@nksenadeera2601 he can't flirt, he's been a virgin for over 100 years. Simple.
@@wisewolf21 oh... now i got it.😊
Why does Edward always seem like he’s struggling to talk
Baby boy is a mind reader so it’s probably been ages since he’s had to have a full convo with a person who’s thoughts he isn’t privy to
Lunar Moon I feel like it's the same with Bella, when she talks I feel like she stutters
I always thought that he was holding his breathe near her so that’s why lol
Bella too tho
Struggling to talk with food
i love how edward just casually mentions watching bella in her sleep and she’s like “hmm that does not sound like something a crazy stalker would do”
“i said thank you i designed it” i lost it with that
Imao
Bella: gets paper cut
Edward: *y e e t*
😂😂omg
More like bye Felicia
@@dancewithme3691 more like yummy
Get it cuz he’s a vampire and they like blood
Ok this is a dark humor ....😭😂
😂damn
It’s because he was protecting her even though it was kinda weird lol but without context it’s weirder
Imagine its your firstday of school and then the boy next to you is covering his nose and you thinking"finally my edward is here" but in reality you forgot to take a bath
제이Red lmfaoo
This made me laugh so much😂😂
😂😂I’m sorry this made me laugh 🤣
Oof I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤧
That's funny but that would be gross
The SpongeBob on Edwards face when he says “Put YOUR seatbelt on” made me spit my food all over my iPad 🤣🤣
10:00 this scene is more awkward than it needs to be💀
what song is at 10:00
@@twilight.is.cool93 I’m pretty sure it’s New Flesh by Current Joys
Edward: we shouldn’t be friends
Also Edward: is the one that always starts the conversation with her and comes up to her
“yOuR mOoD sWiNgS gIvE mE wHiPlaSh”
It’s ✨toxicity✨ for me
Becusseeee he know he’s already love herrr
he's an indecisive person.. kinda toxic because bella was gonna mind her own business but he just had to..
Lmao but thats a little toxic
"you stopped the van. you pushed it away with your hand."
me: steroids.
LMAO
ARMYYYYYYYY
I swear ARMYS Are everywhere even in 18+ Scenes-
Bane:😶
That would be more believable 😂😂😂
The whole time I was watching the twilight movies I was sooo uncomfortable but I couldn’t stop watching💀
We watched it in English class this year for some reason and thsi was the first time I saw it and I was smiling the whole time 😭 I had to cover my face the whole time
About accurate to me reading the books,came for promised angst,stayed to see just how close a romance series can get to psychological and dark (i mean seriously most of them at some point tried to off themselves,alice was going insane from how useless her powers were in eclipse...oh and jacobs manipulation...)
“You smell good 🤗”
Edward:*SHUT. UP. YOU. WOOORMMM*
“Hold on tight spider monkey” excuse me what
Wat 😂
I thought it was hella cute!!! X3
It's cute and cringey at the same time 😩
LMAO
This dude is 109 and he still dont know how to flirt?
Like "ummm how's the weather...?"
Liz-anne24 right like what’s wrong with u you have never flirted with a girl
Right and the awkward smiles 💀💀
Boy is a virgin. Was only close to his mom in his human life. This explains that
Drako Baby brah that sucks ass
soyouenjoyingtherain??
Twilight feels like a love story that was does for shits and giggles rather than being a serious one
“Imma have to wife her up” had me dying😆🤣
the amount of second hand embarrassment in this video is totally killing me
Right!! Sometimes when I rewatch the movie my face is on fire cuz I feel so embarrassed second hand lol
Me too😳😂
Monbebe❤ who is your bias
*Dont play with me* 😂😂😂
@@jiminyougotnojams9149 I'm an ot7 actually!! what about you
"Dude I smell like strawberries" 💀💀
In the book thats what she thinks xD shes like I smellmlike my strawberry shampoo
smdkdkdkkf
BAHAHAHA!
yoooo..um...you got 666 likes...😐
I smell bipolar from Edward 💀
3:00 WHY IS HE STANDING LIKE THAT LMFAOOOO
Now I understand why an 108 year old man is still in school
Bella looks repulsed in every single scene
Guess cause her actors lesbian
@@nataliecf9007 they did date, though kristen (bella) cheated... so they weren't together for that long.
It's the face that comes with the actress
linnèa yikes, I could never like a cheater
Damn so we just talking shit in the replies and shit
My theory is that Edward, a 100 year old guy who has to hang out with teenagers all day, just suddenly snapped and was like 'alright, Imma just mess with this stupid girl'
Linn Moløkken lmaooo fr
This has changed my WHOLE perspective. 😱
Linn Moløkken no it’s because of her blood. It was different than everyone else’s for some reason to him
She was pickme as hell tho
"to the point where I impregnate her then turn her into a vampire too!" ☠️☠️
Shit, man
The whole movie was Edward gaslighting Bella and Jakob being Creepy obsessed with Bella and Bella being the biggest main character known to man.oh and bellas dad being confused all the time.
This video randomly popped up and distracted me from my mental turmoil lmao, thank you for making it because it’s amazing and quality content 🤣
No one:
Literally no one:
Edward: "I like watching you sleep"
@@puggtime9274 yesssss!
@@puggtime9274 facts! I love Jeff
I actually like watching people sleep it's calming how they look so peaceful in the midst of chaos
@@hannahfields7758 understandable XD
Jenna McConnell also Edward: it’s fascinating
I feel like this movie would’ve made a whole lot more sense from edward’s POV bc then you’d actually know the awkward silences are him reading MINDS.
Frrr I really hope they make Midnight Sun into a movie so we can know his thoughts and what he was doing when he was gone from Bella
Yes 🙌
Alyssa Romero most likely it won’t bc Kristen cut her hair
Lea Ana Well I mean there’s a thing called wigs or extensions, but I only said I hope there’s one.
Alyssa Romero yea me to
"These vampire jokes are why Bella figures it out so quick" HHHH bish im dying laughing
When he said " you can google it" his face made me burst into laughter 😂🤣🤣🤣
bella: gets a paper cut
edward: *throws her against a wall*
Bro that always made me laugh
Bella- oMg I gOT a pAPeR cUT
Edwards logic- iF I tHrOw hER aGAinsT tHe WaLL eVEryThiNg eLsE WiLl hUrT bUt hER fiNgER
EXACTLY OMG-
Jasper: 😋👀
Edward: AW SHIT! The VEGETARIAN!
Alexandria Ninsiima BACHGRV BYEEE🧍🏿♀️🤚
I love how Bella gets a paper cut so deep it drips so fast and the fact that Edward THROWS Bella across the room making her bleed more good one Edward
Nevaeh Arnold this made me laugh so hard arghhh
And the way he flings her ass at the wall bro- had me in *TEARS*
“Good one Edward” AFAFSDS
i was just like “yeah because that’s going to help at all-“
Ikr like why hahahah
It’s wierd how the whole movie Bella doesn’t ask about him not at least pretending to breath but she ask about everything else😂 he acts so cool with wearing black sun glasses
Edward is trying to not show is love about bella around other people but when there alone.....
This pops up on my feed every once in a while, and I've watched it about a dozen times. I crack up every single time 😂 these are by far my favorite fan edits
“bella hates the cold so edward hates himself” sent me
im ded
It kills me because in Midnight Sun it’s like that 😂😂😂
Andrea LITERALLY 😭😭 he like shed be so disGUSTED by my hand on hers 😤😤
💀💀💀💀💀
Ali cruz this is when I knew that Robert Pattinson has always been a good actor, Stephenie had given him the midnight sun draft so he could understand Edward better. Now everything about the movies makes so much sense!!
“I feel very protective of you”
That’s some yandere sh*t
That's some stalker n scary shit out there-
Legit I read that and he said that no joke
Also the part when Edward was like:
Edward: I like watching you sleep
Bella: *smiles*
Me: what kind of weird stalker shit-
"I like watching you sleep." :00
LMFAOOO YANDERE I FORGOT ABOUT HER
Oh-my-gosh! Your editing had me laughing my butt of the entire video, like OH-MY-GOSH!!! This is hilarious!! I've already watched all the movies and this just makes it SO much better.
these edits with the music are EVERYTHINGGGG im screaming
He could’ve just said yes I wear contacts, but no fLuOreScENts
Exactly, lol
🤣🤣🤣
HAHA at first he was taken aback because he thought she meant contacts in order to see better; he didn't know she noticed the color change
Lmmmmaaaaoooo literally 😭💀💀💀
lmao right
Plot twist: who really made this vídeo was Robert Pattinson bc we know he hates Edward.
uh Robert is Edward do you mean mayor made it bc he hates Edward btw Taylor is Jake
ella gray nah rob hates that character. he pretty much hates everything bout twilight lol
He probably made all the “twilight is awful” videos 😂😂😂
dima sasha barnes yess he leads the twilight hate club. I’m pretty sure the hating started when he started doing interviews.
Amen 😂😂
You made me enjoy this scenes completely other way than I used to 😃
Thank you for making my day today 😍
This was insanely hilarious, thank you!!
Why does Edward look like he’s trying to not throw up in all of the scenes
robert pattinson absolutely HATED being in these movies lmfao
As a vampire blood makes him impulsively want to kill, so he had to look like he was fighting with himself not to kill bells. Plus her blood was supposed to call to him stronger then any one els blood
he was probably drunk 😭✋🏽
@@janelle2055 no he didn’t girl 😭- that’s just his character, u sound dumb
Cause he was craving her blood every time she was around. He tried to maintain himself.
Edward has been alive for 117 and has learned no social skills in that time
I -....... 😅 Lol 😂
cuz it looks like they never talk to anyone but cullens only..
He's Actually Dead.....
@@blackprofile6393 O_O
Well people talked different back then compared to today
rewatching this every year is my favorite thing to do when i’m sad it’s so funny and i love twilight
Your edits are so wonderful, thank you
So we not gonna talk about Edward in the sun SHINING and Bella like “your beautiful” and then Carlisle “thank you I designed it”???? That got me WEEZINGGG
Same here
For some reason I imagined an animated Carlisle bowing like "yes, thank you, thank you, I know I made something beautiful."
On the part were there having dinner the song they put
Just me looking for this exact comment just me ok
@@emmawait2998 Heyo girl 7:45
He should have just said he wears colour contact lenses.😂🤦♀️
Tessaaa XX but ItS tHe FlOrEsEnTs
Valerie Chew 😂😂
He's with bella the whole intire time.
@@Geektastic.Woodles THIS COMMENT HAS ME CACKLING AT 2 AM I CANT
He talks about this in Midnight Sun! The first book written in his perspective
This editing is amazing 😭🫶🏼
I cant with the song choices 😭 THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING. My life suddenly has a purpose after this , and I am here for it
nobody:
jasper when Bella cuts her finger: "We eatin good"
OMG I WAS LAUGHING SO HARDDD
Lmao also Jasper: Wanna see some real speed.
I always feel so bad for Jasper. As an empath he feels everyones bloodlust not just his own because that is an emotion. So he actually probably has the best control out of all of them is you think about it.
I lost it that Time 😂😂
That's also edward when bellas on her period
we may cringe and laugh at it, but no one does it more than robert pattinson, the adult who now has a great career but is only recognised by these movies despite how he hates them and his character
Real ones only see Cedric Diggory
I love Cedric❤
Harry potter > Twilight
@@alessandrot9877 no kidding hahahaha
The guy has acted on other movies with varied roles, he's very versatile
Thank you SO much for making this video. It helps cure my depression.
This is pure brilliance! I am howling laughing. Love the captions and music
Damon Salvatore: “Get a load of this creep. He’s doing it all wrong.”
BAHHAHA OMFG comment of the year
Yessssss
So true
😂 Ikr in TVD Damon even said that twighlight vampire are more like lamps instead of vampire
Omg yessssss😂😂😂😭
Most of the movie is just them staring at each other like the entire movie is just
Edward: 👁 👄 👁
Bella: 👁 👄 👁
that is the most accurate recreation 😂
🤣🤣🤣omfg truuu
I died when I saw this
Bella always has her mouth open 😂
👁️👄👁️
But the tension
this edit is so much better than the actual movie
That "bitch I'm a vampire"had me rolling 😂
I don’t know what the director of this movie was trying to do but they made Bella look like she smelled so bad lololol
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
he probably smelled her period blood
jav oh my god
If you read the books, the Cullens + Jacob constantly comment about how bad she smells to them after hanging out with the other type of monster
Jasper goes to high school almost every day and is surrounded by people yet he looks like he’s ready to start shooting people when he sees Bella?? What
🤣🤣
Lol you're right I never thought of that
She has the tastiest blood, alright!
@@vrindajotwani2270 when you've read the books hahahah "BELLA V YUMMY OKAY" 😂
It’s cause he’s an empath (I think that’s what it’s called) so he can feel Edwards bloodlust for Bella,, the movies rlly don’t explain that part well
Thanks for this magical yet hilarious video.
This is hilarious, really outstanding editing!!!
The fact that he could do that fast and furious shit in a VOLVO is killing me
Hahahaha
hey volvos are pretty powerful 🥺
If you look closer, you'll realize Twilight is just one long car commercial. New Moon especially.
omg fun fact he only learned to drive for the movie
“hold on tight spider monkey ” gets me everytime I stg
Apparently Catherine Hardwick wrote up a few options the day before filming and asked Rob to pick one, and he chose spider monkey 😂
No not. That part the part where he flys it kills me every time
I am your 999th like lol
I cackled
@Rachel Shin Fun Yee I wouldn't worry, the other options were probably less ridiculous. It's likely that Robert Pattinson was simply trying to amuse himself, cause he thought the whole concept of the movie was ridiculous and he's made fun of it since day one.
I love the editing here lol
when everyone first watches this, they say "b*tch what the f*ck is this". but when you finish the series,and when you get used to it, you are a twilight lover.
"I'm the world's most dangerous predator." I mean I agree, you're 180 and bella's like 17
😂😂😂🤣😂😂
LMAO
Oh chile
BRUH LOL
BAHAHAHA WTFFFF
I love how Jasper is the newest vegetarian so they freaking send him to a high school full of people he could eat
Practice makes perfect ?
Lol explains why he constantly looks like he’s in pain around them
Exactly!!!
😂
@@angie-up2cs no corona back then. People don't do online school
"Cold, wet thing" GURL WHAT ✋😭
Thanks for the video. I needed this
Plot twist Edward really wanted her to know that he's a vampire
For real! He wouldn’t stop dropping hints! He probably did it just to spite Rosalie lol
ON GOD he shouldve been figured out decades ago if she was able to put it together that easily
he was trying to FLEX
💘
All these red flags and all Bella has to say is “he’s cute though”
me 😂
A girl teenagers life in a nutshell 🤘😔🤘
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bella just likes red flags
We’ve all been there thooooo
I'm obsessed with Twilight and you just made it 100 times better thanks a lot 🤣🤣
I was having a bad day and this! This made my day! I’ve been laughing the whole time watching this