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Fun fact: in the first book it mentions that Fred and George got detention for throwing snowballs at the back of Quirrell's turban, so that means they hit o'l Voldy in the face with snowballs
watching “avpm” [a very potter musical] made me cackle how hard it must have been for moldevort to live in squirrel’s head. taking showers, drinking and eating, sleeping [not that way teehee], and basically every daily independent human task must be difficult when you have the dark lord mooching on you on the back of your head.
i bet moldevort must have ranted to squirrel about it
“QUIRREL”
“y- yes my lord?”
“okay, get over the dark lord. we’re there. we’ve reached that point. did you notice the snowballs hitting on me?!”
“that sounds wrong.”
“I KNOW THAT-”
i think bakugou and Draco are brother's lol
Oh god your right-
OL’ VOLDY???????!!!!!!
@@kadorin7037 MOLDEVORT WHAT ARE THESE NICKNAMES
I think Hermione acts like that at the beginning because she's from a muggle family and wants to fit in too much, so she have to prove everyone that she's good as the ones from wizard families.
@Treat People With Kindness // yep you are right
True
Hermione went from a know it all to fiesty teenager willing to fight back and throw punches,she matured through out the years.
Im ur 699th like
Yeah in the books that is just sort of her main personality
Harry: the Boy Who Lived
Draco: the boy who has countless fanfics.
Harry and Draco: The boys who lived to have countless fanfics
@@deft9183 nahh harry doesn’t have nearly as many as draco lol
@@mackenziekaiser2814 true tho
dont forget them drarry fics
Arguably the same thing
I think it's weird how his aunt was like, "I'm gonna torture this kid his whole life just because my sister was better than me," and his uncle, who was not related to Harry's family besides marring his aunt was like "this seems fair"
They were both messed up people who took their issues out on a child, which makes them even more messed up
If I recall correctly the books say that the aunt and uncle are a perfect match made in heaven. Both extremely mediocre people who can’t stand to see anything unusual or extraordinary. That’s exactly why they paired up and they both hate Harry for the same reason. In fact the aunt actually has residual love for Harry stemming from her sister. The uncle hates Harry through and through on principle alone.
@@TumblinWeeds well the main reason that harrys uncle hates harry is becuse before harry was born lily and james meet harrys aunt and uncle. During this meeting james said things that made harry's unlce think he was making fun of him. This caused harrys uncle to hate james and then hate harry bc he looks so much like james.
And Albus Dumblebore was like, "I should leave this baby with this people, but not actually leave it with them, but leave it at their door stop, on a cold November night."
There's a whole scene where Harry is jumping and trying to get a letter from the hundreds of one's flying around when he could have picked up any of the one's on the floor 😭
I was like 9 when it came out and thought “jeez just bend over” lol
Reasons why Harry isn't in Ravenclaw 😂
@@dany9276 and we have to believe that he is supposed to be able to catch the snitch playing quiditch...
And Figg says they told her he was intelligent...
This thread is hilarious 😆
Dudley: *exists*
Alex: “Over here we have the perfect example of why I got a vasectomy”
Yikes. That was so personal.
I wonder if that's true 😂
@@nellio3981 Me too!🤭🤣 He can’t just blurt that out and not clarify...😂🙈
Yes that was a joke from the video
Dude💀
HARRYYY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIREEE???!!!!! -dumbledore asked calmly
I look at Richard Harris as the actual Dumbledore, the wise one with good intentions and a kindly, grandfatherly demeanor and Michael Gambon as the "Greater Good" Dumbledore prevalent in fanfiction.
Classic
we’re triggered
Carrrrrllllllll
Lol- true
Also, I totally agree with the whole 'if you hadn't read the books, this makes no sense' argument. Like watch Movie 5. I SWEAR that if you had never read the books, that movie is just a string of things happening for 2 hours. Also, they somehow made the LONGEST BOOK into the SHORTEST MOVIE. It's madness.
Eh second shortest, but i agree
I haven't seen the movies in a while, but I do remember that one of the movies (likely Order of the Phoenix as you mention) seemed to me to be just a bunch of disjointed scenes, and thinking that if I hadn't read the book, I'd be totally lost.
I thought Deathly Hallows was the longest.
Yeah I watched movies before reading the books and in the 3rd movie because we weren't told about James being an animagus and weren't told that the patronus took the form of an animal I was like why the hell does harry think his father is a deer that it wasn't but it looked like a deer to me😂😂
@@graciecat7389surprisingly chamber of secrets is the longest film
"Millennials who's entire personality is just based on a book series they read when they were 10"
- Alex Meyers, 2020
I’m legit triggered
Can't deny that this is a little true
Thank God I had more interests as a kid.
He does know he's a millennial right?
I have no regrets and I read them in my early teens
"looks like you're going to be a TikToker"
I legit died
TMF fan!
Did u go to the wrong bathroom?
@@aquaclouds8282 yes!
l u k e x z a n d e r
omg same lmfaoo
dumbledore: It lives in your very skin.
pottery: what is it
dumbledore: acne
What?
InLoveWithThat Panda instead of love he says acne cause acne...skin yeah
"Teenage angst... give it a few years."
Lmao
P̠ o̠ t̠ t̠ e̠ r̠ y̠
Props to Lilly Potter. Apparently the ONLY parent in the wizarding World who loved her kid. Otherwise everybody would have love powers and a natural immunity to death.
You conveniently forgot the part where you need to literally sacrifice your life willingly for that magic to work...
Edit: Besides that, faulting any series based on it’s premise is stupid because litterly every protagonist in every story is someone who happen to be in a rare/strange circumstances. That’s what sets the main plot in motion and starts their character arc.
@@vikkran401 It's not that rare to be honest
@@donkekung4150 How is that not a rare circumstance?
@@vikkran401 Parents are willing to die for their offspring, it's a common genetic thing.
In poor countries or periods of war, just like in harry potter, almost everywhere is a high risk of danger, including children which increase the chance of parents sacrificing themselves for the child's life..
@@donkekung4150 it's not the dying to save her child part that activated the protection. Sacrificial love only works if the person willingly chooses to die when explicitly given the option to live. Voldemort offered Lily the chance to step aside and live and she still picked death. How many parents do you know are given the option to be spared by their killers? Voldemort wasn't exactly merciful.
in other words, had he showed up, she stood up to him, he killed her, and then proceeded to cast the killing curse on Harry... that would be the end of the book, Harry dies, V man wins. Instead he repeatedly asked her to step aside, she refused knowing it was a death sentence, ergo sacrificial protection for Harry.
It's the same reason Harry can come back to life after the incident in the forest. His blood, and by extension his mother's protection, is inside Voldemort. So when Harry WILLINGLY chooses to walk into the forest to meet Voldemort, KNOWING he will die, the protection activates and his blood in Voldemort keeps him tethered(a luvcrux if you will)
Fun fact Kings Cross station had signs posted around platforms 9 and 10 telling people not to run into the pillars.
Cute 😂
That is clever lol they know how stupid ppl are😂😂
@@ramishamatin525 I'm sure children are running into this wall. I would.
@@Никодя I would be like: *This sign doesn’t matter to me because I can’t read!*
@@Никодя tbh me too 😂😂
"19 years ago"
really wasn't ready for that
Me neither. I feel so old now.
It happens fast so just say fuck it and live. Im not even old like that and already see that's so very true.
@@SnozBerryQueen time goes by faster and faster. A year when you are 16 is about equal to a month when you are 50. We will all die soon.
I know, the fact I was grown when hp came out really hit me hard, I can't believe I spent like 5 years judging the movie before I watched it then ran out of stuff to read so I read the first book and got hooked
6:20-4:40: We get the difference
between real spells (Latin) and made-up spells (Houdini)
and very quickly afterwards,
we get Hagrid saying "Forward!!" to get the boots moving.
Its amazing how everyone but me needed
decades to figure out a magical beast, the sea kraken,
is pulling those.
It took decades and a big Harry Potter UA-camr making
this Theory that i realized "Oh! This wasnt obvious and
common knowledge? Well..."
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
Draco Malfoy: The Boy Who Inspires Fanfiction
Absolutely
Drarry
Why is this so true......
@@aspensastrology7964 yass!!!
That's actually how I decided I want to be a writer. Shitty Draco Malfoy fanfiction on a shitty Wattpad rip off.
I wrote like maybe 50 pages and then gave up though.
In that second scene you mentioned, it explains that strange or magical things happen when a wizard or witch get's very angry and the magic inside them get's out of control, plus you have to be very experienced and powerful to do wandless or nonverbal or both spells and characters like Dumbledore do it multiple times throughout the movie, wands just let the less powerful and even the powerful focus and control the magic.
“Slytherin for future politicians”😂😂
I really don't know what that says about me but I ended up in Slytherin but I don't really pay attention to politicians at all
@@Moonlight-hc2hx Buzzfeed doesn't count
@@Moonlight-hc2hx same
Why it has to be politicians? Ambitious ppl aim for other career goals besides politics.
I love it as a Slytherin 🤣🤣🤣
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: Go to Hagrid’s after hours
Their punishment: Go with Hagrid after hours . . . into the Forbidden Forest
You saw Dylan Is In Trouble's video ey?
So this guy has not read the book and therefore
knows shit, but gets 8800+ comments?
Yeah, thanks youtube.
"We'll punish you by....making you do exactly what we're punishing you for doing."
Hogwarts.
In the book it was because the trio were out after bed getting harries dragon out of the castle. Also instead of Ron there was Neville.
EDIT: Sorry I misspelled Hagrid, auto correct sucks.
@@teddyn240 Read your own comment. And then get what you did wrong.
“Slytherin for future politicians” couldn’t have said it better myself
Lol
I doesnt have to it's non fiction
i’m a slytherin and i’m interested in politics lmao
I hate politics lol
when u a slytherin 😛
The mirror scene would have been so much more dark if it showed us Dumbledore's deepest, darkest, wish. lol.
What would it be?
Didnt he want to get all the 3 deathly hallows to bring back his sister ariana
@@michelleh.5225 Being reunited with his family again.
Getting took to pound town johnnny depp/mads mikklesen 😅
They imply what he might have seen. It makes more sense after half blood prince in the deathly hallows......He saw his family.
All of the potterheads are readying their wands
Yup
True potterheads know he is right
if anyone still calls themselves a potterhead in 2020, they get the side eye
MEEEE
Please, please
Dont paraphrase it that way
Ron in the books: Harry's most reliable best friend who shows him around the wizarding world.
Ron in the movies: Comic relief
Ron in the Harry Potter games: A halfwit idiot with an obsession for beans.
“A bEAN!”
I'm ExAuStEd!
@@ThePanggabi hell yeah another person of the cult
bEAnS!😂😂
Ron: That day wore me out, Harry! I'm off to bed!
Harry: But... I mean... it's like, 10 AM, and...
Game: END YOUR DAY, HARRY! TIME TO SLEEP!
"a school for millennials whose entire personality is based on a book series they read when they were ten"
i feel attacked
I was actually 15 and a sophomore in high school in 2001 when it came out. lol
Is Percy Jackson one of those series?
I Saw this video and i was like well based on his last videos. This is a brave choice.
For anyone who doesn't know yet, the reason Rons first spell in the movie to turn his pet rat yellow doesn't work is because the rat is actually a polymorphed human, which you know in the later movies as Peter Petigrew, of course everyone whos seen all the movies knows he is the rat, but most people don't realize that that is the reason behind this spell not working. Ron probably could very easily have done the spell on a normal rat and looked very cool doing so... or not haha.
Buddy chill out even tho I constantly read spoilers you are legit negative inf popular and this is why
You shouldn't spoil it. Some people might not have read it yet
No one in Harry Potter has successfully done a spell by rhyming. Everyone does magic either by saying a word or by thinking about what they are trying to do.
@@miriamjclark14 its 2023..... you seriously have no bloody clue of anything like that?
@@miriamjclark14 that’s like saying “Don’t tell me what hitler did! I wanna know all by myself,” at a documentary
This is a review!
"The first movie came out 19 years ago - just let me die." Man, I felt that.
I was a kid and I felt that. I remember watching Sorcerer’s Stone on VHS.
was I the only one who didn't know this movie was made in 2001??? Lmao
I have a tape with it. TAPE. I was so EXITED TO GO WITH MY MOM TO BUY IT!!
@@ElzariusUnity I watched HP: SS so much when I was a kid, my uncle also have it burned on the computer. The memories :,)
@@sparrowskeleton1831 i read the book before the movie came out, so hearing it's been 19 years since the first movie made me feel ancient. I started reading the books when there were just two or three out, before 2000. I was like 6 or 7.
Snape definitely asked Lily, "where's my hug" at some point.
omg LMAOOO
Before I commented, why did you have 139 likes, but only one comment? Why did no one else comment?
Yeah bet it was just an offscreen thing
@@prothalium1543 that’s not even that many likes. Why are replies Important?
Profesor Nice Guy
"The school headmaster, Dumbledore, has a few words to say."
Words like nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak. Oh wait that's not in the movie for some reason, I forgot.
Lol that takes me back the ps1 harry potter
Honestly WHY LEAVE THAT OUT IT WOULD TAKE 10 SECONDS
They also forgot peeves, I’m peeved about that
Pun
And he was a bit mad. I just started reading the first book.
finally a BOOK reader, i thought i was a nerd!
"Ravenclaw for the emo goths"
Hermione almost got placed in ravenclaw. I can't even imagine Hermione being EMO
Ron in the films is most definitely a pot head... I mean Hufflepuff!!! 😁😀🙂
@@hackman669 😂😂
@@alim.9801 I would gladly join the Hufflepuffs!!! 🐲🐉🐪💦💯🍀
Harry: literally kills a teacher
Dumbledore: 10 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
😂
Well, in the books he didn’t kill anyone lol, he was just unconscious the whole time...
But the teacher tried to kill him in the first place sooo.....
I’d say it’s more of self defense but yeah idk
I'm surprised none of the other teachers called him out at the end of the end of year feast.
“If you use the wrong bathroom, you’ll probably die.” That’s true cuz Moaning Mrytle died when she went in the wrong bathroom.
It's the girls lavatory, what's wrong about going there? It's just that no one knew that Salazar Slytherin kept his horrifying pet under the sink of the "GIRL'S" lavatory... Slytherin is such a creep
@@inlovewiththatpanda1532 agreed
That name kinda sus😂😂
Yep. 100%. So true.
Technically she was in the right one. Just at the worst possible time.
Quirrell: "TROLL IN THE DUNGEON"
Dumbledore: "All prefects take your houses back to their common rooms."
Slytherin common room: *in the dungeons*
(Edit: and hufflepuff)
The Hufflepuff common room is in the dungeons too
That's how you know Dumbledore definitely didn't like Slytherin.
tbh 90% of the time Dumbledore was only looking out for gryffindor
Lol
@@moondreamer1677 no actually salazar slytherin decided that himself
10:39 The idea (not shown well in the books) is that it's damn near impossible to catch the snitch and most games go on for several hours with the seekers doing next to nothing for most of it. It could've definitely been written better though, maybe like 10-20 points per score just to make the other players matter a bit more and maybe decrease the snitch to like 100 points.
A goal is worth 10 points
I'll quote a classic:
"It makes more sense in the manga"
O H M Y
@Killua_xx i see you have a profile picture of Tanjiro Kamado. I see you're a man of culture
@@choutzuyu8915 indeed he is.
Dudeee
*Tokyo Ghoul in a nutshell*
When I first heard his description of ravenclaws I was like "naw" , then I looked at my music and I was like, "Darn"
Damn
Lol SAMEEEEEE! 😂
Same here!
Madam Hooch: "When I whistle you fly"
Also Madam Hooch: *whistles*
Neville: *flies*
Madam Hooch: "MR LONGBOTTOM!"
You have no idea how long this bugged me... He did what she asked for, and did it right. He wait for that whistle and then slowly flew up... In the books he flew up too soon, using too much force shooting up way too fast, which, i agree was a little bit dangerous...
@@terezacervenakova3512 so basically:
Book: YEET!
Movie: What are you doing?! Even though you're doing that what I asked you to do!
Rewatch the movie. She told them to push off the ground then land back immediately. Neville flew too high.
@@firefox5682 But her reaction time was way too fast. Neville just hovered and she already called him out for that
IKRRR
In the book there was a troll, and a room with three poisons, two cups of alcohol, one potion to proceed and one to go back, and a riddle, both of which were left out of the movie.
The troll was already knocked out by Quirrel, but it was a much much bigger troll than the one on Halloween so they wouldn't have been able to get past it.
Hermione took quite a long time to figure out the riddle.
Those flying keys could probably kill you by all impaling you, so anyone less than a once-a-century seeker or someone able to overpower or undo the key's enchantments wouldn't be able to get past it.
The chess board is deadly. If Ron wasn't on a piece that already existed he'd have been killed; you had to play Chess in such a way as you not only checkmate White's King but also so that YOU, AS A PIECE, survive. Not easy at all.
The Devil's Snare is simple enough but only if you know what you're dealing with and know how to survive it.
Fluffy is an obstacle you can only get past if you're either a freakishly powerful wizard or know how to put it to sleep.
The Mirror of Erised is most genius, and frankly, Dumbledore could have just had the mirror out in some random corridor and the Stone would be safe by virtue of nobody even knowing of the Stone's existence, as well as the fact that Dumbledore probably didn't tell even the staff about his protections. The trapdoor and all protections beyond it would have just been a giant, deadly red herring with a fake Stone at the end.
This bringing us back to the conversation of if Dumbledore was putting Harry in danger on purpose.
The best part of the movies, we can all agree, was Alan Rickman's acting.
I would say not the best but one of the best
RIP Alan Rickman
He made the movies so much better
Thank you
No! We can't all agree. Don't agree at all. Only good thing he has been in is Galaxy Quest. He was majorly miscast as Snape.
@@MrParkerman6 He can do more than just sass and snark, though.
“Hufflepuff.... for the kids who never shut up about being in Hufflepuff!”
Das me
Hey I'm in hufflepuff too!
Ayy me too
Yay! Me as well!
Hi there!
Im a hufflepuf!
Alex woke up today and had self-destruction on his mind
Wut
Quidditch is actually pretty interesting as a sport. Because in the books youll see that the seekers at the beginning of the game both compete super hard to catch the snitch / prevent the other seeker from catching it, but once there are points on the board its all about catching it at the right time.
Like if your team is down 160 points, then catching the snitch literally makes you lose.
Yes, but if you're down 16 goals, you deserve to lose. You only need to catch the snitch before the other team scores 15 times. Not even that, you need to catch the snitch before the other team scores 15 times more than your team. Like, in American Football, if the opposing team scored 14 field goals in a row for 42 points, but then you got a perfect picture of Pikachu for 45 points and just ended the game, completely invalidating the other team's utter dominance over yours, that would make for a pretty stupid game
@@tilerh17 but the other team has an equivalent chance of catching the snitch as well.
@@Kitty12476 then why even have other players in the team. Imagine at the end lf a football game if they would toss a coin who would really win.
Right but even in the books it's made clear that there's only been a few times in Quidditch history that a team has caught the Snitch and still lost. So the Chasers are pretty much useless. Combine that with the fact that the game only ends when the Snitch is caught and you get a "team" sport where only one person on the team really matters, maybe three if you count the Beaters. You might as well just be watching the Seekers compete to catch the Snitch, why even have a team? Even just having a time limit or score limit would fix this but instead it's just used as a plot device so Harry can pull off some daring stunt and show how awesome and good at flying he is.
@@sorendaniels754 you are right, I agree with you. The game is just a story telling tool and does not make sense if you think about it longer than 5 seconds.
Finally you decided to go after a big one
I'm a little too excited about this
Me too
Yep
DO ALL 7 IF YOU CAN DO RIVER DALE YOU CAN DO HARRY POTTER
Sameeee 😅
Hey...... Integza.
"Harry's able to vanish things with his mind but never does that again." This is explained in book 3, young magical children tend to do accidental magic when their emotions are hightened, it's actually commented on earlier than 3 (Neville and his uncle who shoved him out a 3rd story window but he ends up bouncing) but it's only directly addressed in 3 when Harry inflates his aunt Marge. There is wandless magic but it's explained to be I believe something they learn in their last year of wizarding school, at least in Britain, Africa I believe doesn't even train with wands and all learn to use wandless magic.
Pretty sure it was a joke O-O
Wandless magic = uncontrolled magic (unless you are very advanced)
If you watch the history of ilvermorny from movieflame they explain that before ilvermorny, there really weren't any wand users either
@@shambooee As someone who knows nothing about Harry Potter, that sentence sounds like gibberish.
@@john-maryknight2012 me,
Someone who knows a lot about the franchise it makes complete sense lol
“A school for millennials whose entire personality is based on a book series they read when they were ten”
That may be the most accurate summary of the potter fandom I’ve ever seen.
haha and the GENZs
I smell a story idea! hahaha
Bruh
I can't even argue. I'm 26 and still consider myself a slytherin
@@puddleduck1405 i hope not
You know what I also never realised until now, Ron is really intelligent! How does no one notice this?? He was able to play chess on the extreme level of being on a literal battlefield which meant Ron understood the concepts of strategy and sacrifice and YET HE'S THE COMEDIC RELIEF?????
Ikr
That is how movies are sold? like hermoine is intelligent but she's made looked like a nerd wannabe something anything to not overshadow the main character and make the plot intresting
Rons is much smarter in the books bc the movies give all the parts he was smart in to hermoine(except of the chess match at the end)
The fact that he says “A Diagon Alley” like it’s an object
There are 53 Diagon Alleys in the wizarding world, 5 of them are red light districts
@@TheFlinchyDinosaur Well, yes, but everyone calls it “Diagon Alley” in the series so I was just pointing it out cause it sounds funny as “A Diagon Alley”
LMAO IKR
@Hannah Lapthorne what on earth does that has to do with anything?
@Hannah Lapthorne bruh
Snape was probably one of those “where’s my hug” type of guys. Oh my god. Best description I’ve ever heard.
i think saying "used to" was giving him too much credit, he maintains that energy all through his adulthood until the 7th book.
Snape was propably the best character in the movies, just because of the actor. Hell I miss the guy, such a great actor...
Snape a... Where's my hug kind of guy? AH-AHAHAHAHA!
Lol excuse me while I laugh off into the sunset, because literally Snape is the kind of guy who would run away all his life and into his grave in order to AVOID any kind of physical contact whatsoever, especially WhErE's mY HuG AdUlTs when he was little (and ofc when he was adult, how creepy would it be to have adults who go "where's my hug" with other adults :/ )
@@thatbooknerdoverthere7899 Right? Snape was like a Whole Panic about being touched. Lockheart was the "Where's my hug?!" guy.
Snape was definitely ‘where’s my hug’ with Lily. But yes, otherwise he probably hated being touched.
Alex: "this is the dumbest sport of all time".
People who play quidditch running around with brooms in real life: "oh no, he didn't".
Personally I think the "muggle version" of Quidditch makes more sense than the original, at least in some aspects. The Snitch for example is not so overpowered and if a team lies behind they protect the Snitch from being caught, which creates a very interesting and entertaining dynamic
It is! The game wasn't created to be fair and balanced, it was created to put the spotlight on Harry.
*Oliver wood is quaking*
Lmao
A seeker can catch the Snitch and still lose. Krum showed that in the fourth book. It just ends the game.
16:37 was so funny. I was also laughing while he said, "So turns out Harry beat the evil wizard man with the power of love."
Imagine how short the harry potter series would be if Voldemort had a gun
What’s babyHarry gonna do against a Glock?
Or if he had any Braincells in general. I mean, how hard would it be to kill a defenceless baby? Voldys just not that smart to even know what a gun is lmao
Didn't the love thing create a magical barrier? Harry would still not have been shot. Though whether it would bounce back to voldemort..idk.
If something in the barrier made it specifically bounce back in voldy's direction, he'd still die. If it didn't, he'd just escape and plan more, knowing that he can't really touch the baby.
@@anndromeda1682 but the baby wasn't really defenseless. Harry had a magically protective barrier that was made by Lily's sacrifice. Even if voldy used a gun, he would have told lily to get aside three times because Snape had begged him to and it would go the exact same way.
Voldemort couldn't touch or attack Harry in anyway by himself until the fourth book where he shared his blood.
If he was really smart, he would just let go of his ego and have someone else kill Harry, like there are so many opportunities.
@@anndromeda1682 He would have had to know beforehand that the curse wouldn't work though
The thing is, literally everything that doesn't make sense in the movie gets explained in the books
I call myself a massive Harry Potter fan but I've actually never read the book before. lol
@@jammingwithjonno3567 :0
He knows. He said he read the books, but the movies leave certain things out
@@HK-ur6qp I know, I adore the movies though.
@@jammingwithjonno3567 oh oh, shame on you
Im slightly joking xD
"Alan Rickman was the best possible snape they could have gotten" Very well said mate.
So true. Cant imagine anybody else be so believable as a good bad guy who's actually a bad good guy.
Half blood prince in 1 sentence.
yes.. R.I.P.
If there would be an HP remake, I'd say Benedict Cumberbatch.
THE TRUTH
It's so strange to look back and know Snape was helping and trying to save Harry everytime.they thought he was trying to kill him.
the reason Harry could make the glass disappear, was because wizards who aren't trained can't control their magic, and so stuff like that happens when they feel a strong emotion.
he read all of the books, he was only doing a comedic takeover of the movie. watch the endcard if you don’t believe me :)
@@kadorin7037 Ahh thanks, I don't usually watch the end credit stuff.
Yay a hooky fan!
And I'd like to direct your attention to the title of the video.
@@lotussim6970 Hahaha yh I preordered the printed book that's coming out in september the other day. I love it so much
"...he defeats him, by touching his face?" I died LOL XD
Well it would if he was in lockdown/covid
Harry had a protection by her mother lily when she died she sacrificed herself for his son making a love protection and then when Voldemort tried to kill Harry but failed because of his protection now a part of Voldemort living inside him making Harry a hocrux, that's why Quirell died when he tried to Kill Voldemort because Voldemort was living inside of him....
Yeah, that whole scene never made sense to me, lol.
"Slytherin for future politicans."
*I had to play that twice*
if it was me I would've said jack asses
Guess I should switch my major because I'm not a Slytherin
@@dylanborely5781 same
The Hufflepuff line is the one that made me have to pause from laughing.
"TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!"
"Sounds safe to send the slytherins to their common room in the dungeons."
"it looks like you're going to be a tiktoker!" I CHOKED
YES
THAT WAS THE BEST LINE OF THE VIDEO
Same
i read this and then instantly got a tik tok ad
No way he just laughed like that after saying “dumbasadoor”😂😂
it is actually dumbaldoor
The most confusing part of all this is that when Hagrid says "You are a wizard Harry," Harry immediately assumes he means an actual wizard. If it were me, I wouldve assumed my parents were part of secret cult or something.
Lolol yeah I never thought about that
I don’t think I’d think that as a child. I had no idea about anything outside of what religion my family was. I didn’t know other sects of my family’s religion either. Definitely wouldn’t know about cults yet. Even if I did I wouldn’t connect that to established religions in society yet. I didn’t even know much about my own family’s Catholic beliefs actually. I did know I hated church though and said I was atheist by 12. That was eventually how I got out of going to church forever as soon as I got my mom to stop forcing me to go.
We didn’t go much in my life. I was too sick (that was the previous excuse I had). As soon as I started saying I was atheist mom started forcing me to go for a while. I was no longer sick so she decided she’d make up for lost time I guess. She eventually accepted I was atheist and figured she’d just wait until I went to God myself. That’s gonna be quite the long wait. Never going. Fairly certain. If I do, someone needs to slap some sense back into me.
He is just 11, i didn't even know what cults were at that time.
In the books there were many strange things that happened (similar to that glass dissappearing in the zoo) that he couldn't quite explain and put him into a lot of trouble with the Dursley's as he grew up.
no when Harry was a child he had literally teleported on top of buildings and had moved and done other stuff similar to making the glass disappear at the zoo. He knew what he had and tryed to explain how he did it with the knowledge he had. And some things he never had an idea of how. So if someone told him he was and then cited the strange things a think a child would need no more convincing.
When wizards are young and haven’t learned to control their magic, they can make strange things happen whenever they have very strong emotions without meaning to. Harry has performed spontaneous magic in the past like when he was being chased by Dudley and his friends and he leapt onto the room of the school. It aslo happened once when Petunia gave him an awful haircut and his hair magically grew back the next morning. The reason he never does it again is because he learns to control his magic and channel it directly through his wand.
*roof
Can we take a moment to appreciate that for Alex to get that piece of film of all the Draco fanfics he’d have to have a Wattpad account?
Oml your right
and possibly looked for draco fanfics
I just started re-reading the books again, and boy did the movies skip over a lot of stuff
Also Alex skips some things but yeah.. and it just goes downhill from here
I know! They left out some of the most important parts
I have seen the movies and recently read for the first time the first 2 books and was so surprised how much the movies skipped
Tbh thou it’s impossible to put everything in the book into the movie especially after Azkaban book cause then they really start to get thick
The movie just don't have the time for everything
"You think you're much more attractive than you actually are and have no redeemable personality traits what so ever. Looks like you're gonna be a TikToker." I died.
i didnt know expect that ROAST
😂🤣🤣🤣 I just watched it and read your comment.
Lol
I always saw the wands as ways for a wizard to control their magic power properly, while incatiations were like training wheels. So the first time harry made the glass disappear, that was a unintentional loss of control due to not having a wand. While in the final movies, the stronger teachers and villains don't need incantations to cast spells or deflect because they don't need training wheels anymore.
Fun fact: they don’t need Wands to cast spells it just helps control their powers
Yes but after using the wands, going back to doing magic without a wand requires real willpower and concentration.
@@lucifer5720 which in theory should make them better, stronger, wizards. Wands are a crutch
Exactly
Yep, Dumbledore does it like all the time, like at least once per book
@@isaiahcaston4539 I think Dumbledore touched this topic a bit when he met riddle for the first time. He said that it is easier to harness magic with a wand for the beginners, also there can be sudden outbursts of magic depending on the emotions of the wizard which can be dangerous(I think)
Alex: harry potter makes no sense
Me: controversial but go on
Right! 🤣 I’m like tread lightly, but imma watch lol
Well that statement itself isn't controversial. If anything, it's accurate
It kinda checks out with the amount of stuff they’ve changed from the book. 😂
When I saw the title I was thinking 'wands at the ready'
“A school for millennials whose entire personality is based on books they read when they were ten”
Ooof😂
I feel so called out😂
Loved that one.
@@MistySophie Same😂
I feel personally attacked
I Feel Personally Attacked
I always found it impressive that Snape almost immediately knew that he was being watched and reached out in the EXACT spot where Harry was. And Quill, who was literally possessed by Voldemort thought he was acting crazy. Snape was truly a powerful wizard that only got overshadowed because everyone always focused on Dumbledore
“Slytherins who are future politicians”
me a slytherin: 👁👄👁
Me, a Slytherin who cries in arguments: 👁👄👁
You didn't have it bad, we, Ravenclaws, are emo ☹️☹️☹️
@@meetaverma8372 I just got to that part and actually, if we’re going by the goth emo definition I am absolutely a Ravenclaw
@@peyton4425 I was a proud Ravenclaw because they're geniuses, but I do spend time listening to sad songs and wear only gray 🤔🤔
@@meetaverma8372 No we are the serious nerd type of people 😂 (I'm emo though... maybe you have a point here)
I died at the muggle hat part LMAO
"Looks like you're going to be a tik toker*
I'd actually need that. I know, I'm probably not gonna be classified in Tik-Toker, but I'd probably somewhere in Discord user or coomer.
@@chrisrockett5897 A discord user is way better than a Tik toker...just remember that
@@Gina-tr9if Oh okay, that's good. I think if there was a muggle sorting hat, I think the sorting will be classified by Wojaks, Pill Philosophy, what music you listen to, what social media you consume, etc.
@@chrisrockett5897 That's a pretty neat idea actually
@@Gina-tr9if Yep.
Alex: *talks about Harry Potter*
Potterheads: Oh, so you have chosen death
He's chosen Avada Kedavra
He goes straight to Azkaban
He has chosen avada kedavra
He's chosen all the unforgivable curses
@@love4seeun529 I KNOW YOUR HUSBAND HE"S ON HERE AND HAS THE SAME PROFILE PICTURE-
Omg I just realized the reason Ron's spell to turn Scabbers yellow didn't work was because it's Peter Petigrue, he's not a rat, and the spell specifically mentions to "turn this rat yellow"
Yeah, I didn't get that till now either
Or it's simply not a real spell, which is more likely since Ron doesn't say the incantation in fake latin
@@vikkran401yeah probably, he did say that Fred and George told him that
Potterheads are really trying to bite on their tongue before answering every question you asked because we know an explanation for it
yeah lol
Yup, pretty much 😅
Uh huh
I agree most of these have explanations, but are they justified by the book? If so, but aren’t by the movie it belongs in this video, as it’s JUST about THIS movie. No hate, just an explanation
@@sarcasticstudios7798 true, but the title suggests that he thinks that all of harry potter makes no sense at all after he watched just one movie. a lot of the confusing stuff in the first movie is explained in the later ones
Harry Potter Fans : Complaining about the movies.
Percy Jackson Fans: *cries in ancient greek*
For some of us is ancient roman but I get what you mean
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ACCURATE MY SISTER LOVE HP SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT THE FLAWS IN THE MOVIE AND I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AT HER
BAHAHAH
We do not speak of the forbidden media
At least Logan Lerman was cute tho xD
When draco snitches on them, McGonagall acts like they are the first to break these rules like CMON, your telling me that the Maurauders didnt do the same, like 20 years ago?
FR LOL
At first I thought she was speaking in a deadpan tone because she was still sleepy. Malfoy had to have woken her up surely.
Lol true that. But they were actually given permission so they can protect everyone from Lupin's transformation.
the had the map so no one ever found then but before they made the map the probably got in trouble
For (supposedly) going after a mountain troll, risking her life, Hermione lost 5 points. For breaking curfew, she and her companions lost 50 points each and got a detention. There is no standard for deciding punishments beyond the teacher's mood.
14:56 on the topic of the protection of the stone: there is a really popular, German podcast called 5 minutes Harry Podcast, in which the maker proposes an interesting theory: the protections are not there to protect the stone, they’re there to be time consuming so that if you arrive at the mirror you are trapped there, if you want to use the stone. So if Harry wouldn’t have shown up, Dumbledore would have found Quirrel at some point, trapped in front of the mirror.
8:18 “Draco Malfoy, who will go on to become the subject of, just... bizarre fanfiction”.
*cough* My Immortal *cough*
In the end all draco wanted was to eat his apple in peace
Long live DRAPPLE
Hi my Name is Ebony Dementia Dark'ness Ravenway and I have long Ebony dark hair (that's how I got my name).
What’s more surprising
Alex Meyers has Wattpad.
My personal favorite is Drapple
“OhoH dRacO, bITe Me hARdeR” *apple shrieked*
i thought the same thing
me when watching this movie :
2% of the time : paying attention to the movie
98% of the time : quoting the movie
accurate
@@chowzah287 So Accurate!
true
I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂
Me seeing the title of this video: "I'm excited but scared."
sameee 😩😩😩😩
i’m a potter head so this is truly painful 😖
Yes someone else realizes that Harry Potter isn’t perfect
Me too
@@retsng1631 same....
@6:11 "Please step on my throat geralt" had me dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Alex: "Draco Malfoy who will go on to become the subject of a lot of just bizarre fan fiction"
Me as a Wattpad reader being like: 👀👄👀
just me on wattpad with Draco Malfoy reading list 👁👄👁🍵
Same. I also grew two extra eyes out of nowhere when he said that
Love wattpad
@@flightofthestars wdym?
PJMverse it is elite
The first Harry potter movie came out 20 years ago, and the last one came out 10 years ago, wow
Don’t even think about when the first book came out. Trust me, it’ll make you feel even older.
@@FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr yeah
Ya
yikes, time flies
I was born the year this came out 👁️👄👁️
can we talk about how dumbledore was like "oh hey harry here's a deathly hallow for your christmas presents"
@@howohowo2048 you’re absolutely right. It belonged to Harry’s family and dumbledore had no reason to keep it so of course he gave it to him. If it wasn’t an heirloom I’m sure dumbledore would have kept it . Or at least not given it to Harry. Like he kept the elder wand and ring.
It took him years to find the ring and he won the elder wand'so allegiance through the duel with Grindelwald
@@howohowo2048 sure but in his youth Dumbledore coveted the deathly hallows in his quest for power. The fact that in his old age he'd so easily give up one in his possession unprompted says a lot. It's not like Harry knew his father had a legendary cloak for him to inherit.
Good guy Dumbledore.
I love this joke
exept for the fact that it already belonged to harry and dumbledore was just giving it to who it belonged to
@@therpgerer maybe he swore an unbreakable vow to give the cloak back.
If he wanted it back yo you really think Harry xould have stopped him?
He probably just wanted to say here I have a gift as a connection to your father am I not great? Now fight that evil wizard for me don't worry you just killed him but now you can go back to the Dursleys who hate you.
Dumbledore may have been om the good side of things but he wasn't a good person.
6:32 Me trying to remember when i heard that Music watching Harry Potter and then I realized it was Hollow Knight 💀
was searching for a comment that also knew it was hk ost
These movies were _so lucky_ to have Alan Rickman playing Snape. Best part of the franchise to me, and I know I'm not the only one.
No,no your not :3
Snape is the ultimate Chad in the Harry Potter universe.
Yes so true
i disagree i love that they cast alan rickman but i like emma more lmao
@@sanjana12757 The movies would be so much different without Emma.
"Hogwarts, a school for millenials whose entire personality's based on a book series they read when they were 10."
accurate enough
it's not just millenials ~~ a Gen Z ravenclaw :)
Actually Gen Z is there too
Gen Z here lmao
Damn this is actually accurate.
It's like these books are the actual real life sorting hat 😱
when he replaced the music when they were entering hogwarts because of copyright, it just felt so
*w r o n g*
I thought it was some American edit, like when they changed the title to sorcerers Stone instead of philosophers stone lol to dumb it down for the yanks
String Cheese LMFAOOO FOR THE YANKS
Pretty sure it was (modified) Hollow Knight soundtrack, which I thought was great
6:30
I thought something was wrong there. I was so confused 😂
I’m with you. I saw the movies without reading the books and was beyond confused the entire time. Reading the books later helped a lot but it all just left a sour taste in my mouth for it.
UA-cam: What did this cost you
Alex: Everything
This is a very risky topic 😬
@SpiderSketches why it’s not a bad video by any means
UA-cam: Well that’s just the usual.
@@ericanishe Potterheads are very protective of Harry Potter even though we’re the most critical 😂
Also ua-cam.com/video/CQABFLLp1Uo/v-deo.html
I made Harry Potter questions video
Would appreciate it if you checked it out and commented your answers 😁
Me: *sees title*
Also me: *Oh lord he's bold bold*
Yup.. this fandom probably has the most "know-it-all"-fans
Lord Voldemort let’s hold on
You mean Tom Riddle?
@@emiliesophie2904 yes we are, but unfortunately I'm to polite (scared of everything) to fight him
"Now, over here, we have the perfect example of why I had a vasectomy, Harry's cousin, Dudley"
Lmao 🤣🤣
This killed me
14:44 i think i can explain that. dumbledore probably didnt want the puzzles to protect the stone. what he wanted was to catch whoever was trying to steal it. he told all te teachers that 'oh heres this super super secret thing and you have to help me protect it' but he just wanted everyone to know that its in hogwarts. the mirror is protection enough. if harry didnt show up, the stone would have never come out of the mirror. it was dumbledores plan to trap the thief infront of the mirror, longing for the stone but unable to get it
well yes and no. dumbledore didnt want to obsitcle to protect the stone due to the mirror being enough to stop voldemort from getting it. they are there to test harry, ron, and herioime(and mabye also nevile but he didnt come with them). Each obsitcle is a test at what each of them are good at. neivle got the deveils snare, ron got the chess set, harry got the flying keys, and heriomie got the logic puzzle.
"Ravenclaws - emo goths"
*I feel attacked*
Yeah I’m a Ravenclaw I’m not like that :
And Luna is, well you know-luna
@@liljanataraj8180 yea. NaRgeLs
I feel recognized 😢
At least it's not just me.
"Slytherin for future politicians"
Me: a slytherin who majors in Political Science 👁👄👁 I feel attacked.
@@batgorls haha I’m a Ravenclaw and I’m a nurse😊, I would suck as a politician or a lawyer 🥲
@@batgorls I love Politics, because it's all mind games. There you can see how far humans are capable just by being cunning and manipulative, it's like watching predators that would readily pounce it's prey who if shown a bit of weakness,would immediately be devoured without even realizing it. Sadly I'll take the route of law because no matter how beautiful Political games is it is still one of the most toxic environments out there.
@@batgorls but i'm going to be doctor hahahahah
Ravenclaw political science!
Normally I'd say I"d never vote for someone wacky enough to actually think they belong to a house from harry potter (let alone Slytherin), but we have a member of congress who legit believes in a Qanon stuff. We also have one that brought a snowball into session and said it disproved global warming. So I guess the bar is pretty low.
"millenials whose whole personality is based off a book they read when they were 10" lmaooo
I'd like, but you have 69 likes and I'm not gonna be the one to ruin that 😂
I read the first part when i was 7
Hello say hi to Percy Jackson
@@angelstuff7608 Me too
@kristina hard to bad the movies stink.
9:16 Well… besides the fact that he’s literally twice his character’s age and looks it. No seriously, Snape’s actually supposed to be one of the *youngest* professors at Hogwarts at the time
Alex: Harry Potter doesn’t make any sense.
Isn't that why we love it?
@@noeyedgirl you have a point
he posted this legit in the middle of my potter-head phase
are you a potter head???
mhm
@@saanvichilkuri8562 after all this time? Always.
"Sees Title"
Harry Potter fans: "So you have chosen death."
🤣🤣🤣
Just my réaction
Well shit! Brace for impact!
HAHAHHAHAHHAAA
he needed to say film
There's something oddly satisfying about people complaining about movies.
Especially since the books were better
@@nonononameihavenoname5475 just my opinion, but to me Harry Potter was boring.
@Angel Man I didn’t really like the movies but I really loved to books
yeah they didn’t even add S.P.E.W like wtf
@Random User Yeah 😂
One of the best parts of these movies and books is watching and reading the series over and over. You pick up on so much more info, like you can notice Snape performing legilimency on Harry since his first year, even though it isnt introduced as a skill wizards have until the 5th and 6th books ❤ love this series so much
How so? Genuinely curious how you can tell. I've never noticed it but it'd be cool to know.
@FedUpFancy well it's mostly through the little words we don't pay much attention to in the paragraphs. Like how Snape will make "piercing" eye contact with Harry, and how when Snape does that, the following words usually tend to be Harry thinking about what he has done wrong. Sometimes the narrator will say how Harry tries his hardest to meet and not waver on Snape's gaze while the description of Harry's misdeeds takes place. You can see the same thing happen with Dumbledore towards Harry sometimes too. But it happens quite often between Harry and Snape.
I didn't catch any of that kind of stuff my first couple reads. But my hyperfixation on Harry Potter got the best of me, aaaand now all I do is listen to/read the books and think about them 🙃
It'll pass....it'll pass.....lol
Hope you have a good day!!
@@MrFinch-vx2kb Oh wow I never thought of it like that! Thats actually a really good observation! That makes me wanna go back and re-read the books again and re-watch the movies!
You have a good day as well!!