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  • @randirafaeli
    @randirafaeli 5 років тому +18264

    "If you can’t handle me at my worst, good on you for having self-respect"
    New life inspiration

  • @nataliamontserrat4519
    @nataliamontserrat4519 4 роки тому +9891

    Tessa choosing to go somewhere unknown with a stranger (Hardin) cause he’s cute is how ted Bundy got his victims

    • @gemmarosesanchez502
      @gemmarosesanchez502 4 роки тому +415

      the fact that i actually watched the ted bundy movie where zack was ted before watching the after is giving me chills for some sort

    • @chrismars1060
      @chrismars1060 4 роки тому +28

      Night Knight so you think ted is cute

    • @sofiarestaino6537
      @sofiarestaino6537 4 роки тому +43

      So fucking true

    • @nataliamontserrat4519
      @nataliamontserrat4519 4 роки тому +268

      Chris Mars no sirrrr, I’m saying how Tessa naively went with a guy cause she thought he was cute and ted’s victims also thought he was cute

    • @nataliamontserrat4519
      @nataliamontserrat4519 4 роки тому +68

      Gemma Rose Sanchez I’d be having trust issues after watching that movie 😂

  • @katiedoucet4748
    @katiedoucet4748 Рік тому +1792

    Alternate improved story: Tessa sees him in her room. She pepper sprays him. College security comes. The end.

  • @kermitthefrog6787
    @kermitthefrog6787 3 роки тому +6394

    as a british person i do regularly teleport into girls' bedrooms

    • @sexy_manonatricycle2344
      @sexy_manonatricycle2344 3 роки тому +112

      underrated comment

    • @silvervoid8906
      @silvervoid8906 3 роки тому +563

      “Mom, the brits materialized into my room again,”

    • @Eshalll.00
      @Eshalll.00 3 роки тому +218

      Oh so you were the guy chilling on my bed eating my secret stash of choclate watching friends

    • @winkuswonkus
      @winkuswonkus 3 роки тому +157

      oh so that explains why there was a random british dude in my room yesterday

    • @chaechae4152
      @chaechae4152 2 роки тому +17

      😀

  • @kellyp7248
    @kellyp7248 4 роки тому +22115

    What I never understood about the movie was why she was worried about him cheating when she’s literally cheating on HER actual boyfriend the entire time

    • @anothersong5556
      @anothersong5556 4 роки тому +400

      Didn‘t tessa and her boyfriend breakup at the beginning? So she didn‘t cheat the entire time

    • @lizbethskiles8151
      @lizbethskiles8151 4 роки тому +124

      Well Molly was into him and he didn't seem like the type to date one girl so I understand

    • @thatleftistdude8695
      @thatleftistdude8695 4 роки тому +242

      @Arnold Schwarzenegger Noah came to the dorms and she wasnt there because she was with Hardin, then came back and then Hardin came out so Noah found out she was cheating on him, which made him get in the car and leave. I think that is a sign that they broke up. And he was obviously upset. Did you even watch the actual movie????

    • @lieutenantdiamond5601
      @lieutenantdiamond5601 4 роки тому +177

      Cause she's trashy. They both are.

    • @djgillon3192
      @djgillon3192 4 роки тому +64

      DefaultsDoUA-cam still doesn’t matter she cheated you even say Noah caught her cheating

  • @monica7790
    @monica7790 5 років тому +16193

    I want Alex Myers to narrate my life. It would probably prevent me from making stupid mistakes.

  • @sahaskodikara8741
    @sahaskodikara8741 2 роки тому +440

    The fact that she chose Hardin over Noah makes me question how she got into university in the first place

    • @badrulaminamin4691
      @badrulaminamin4691 Рік тому +3

      I don't think i understand what you mean...

    • @badrulaminamin4691
      @badrulaminamin4691 Рік тому

      Oh! becuz she's stupid. Aahh i see.

    • @yanderesimstuff5971
      @yanderesimstuff5971 Рік тому +37

      @@badrulaminamin4691 They're calling her stupid, I think.

    • @sabinamakubo926
      @sabinamakubo926 Рік тому +21

      ikr, NOAH deserves better

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 Рік тому +11

      In my opinion almost every young man who shows up in those films seems better then Hardin: Noah, Hardin's brother, even that enoying nerd who works with her, later we get to know a nice waiter who talks to her called Robert. -To a degree I understand she dosn't feel attrakted to Noah if she grw up with him. In that case he may just fell to her like a brother.

  • @kardona_3
    @kardona_3 2 роки тому +357

    Girl cheats on boyfriend, gets angry when her new boyfriend cheats on her. That's what we call karma, folks.

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 Рік тому +3

      Noah is her BEST friend not her boyfriend. But yes, it's unfair not telling him frist since she knows he loves her.

    • @matt_kpoptr568
      @matt_kpoptr568 10 місяців тому

      @@sawanna508 no in the orginal books they're high school sweethearts who have been tgt for a while

    • @fareedaht
      @fareedaht 6 місяців тому +18

      @@sawanna508noah was her boyfriend not her friend

    • @brynnsomerhalder
      @brynnsomerhalder 3 місяці тому +5

      @@sawanna508noah was her boyfriend...

    • @artsenalproductions4813
      @artsenalproductions4813 2 місяці тому +3

      Cheaters get cheated.

  • @narudi18
    @narudi18 5 років тому +18839

    He started dating her because of a dare...
    This movie really screams Wattpad

    • @cultsss
      @cultsss 5 років тому +861

      They changed the movie so much it barely connects with the book. At this point the book is completely separated but yeah it is a Wattpad book from what 2013 or 2011. It’s very cliche 😂😂

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 років тому +238

      This really screams: *FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY!*

    • @meganpyne378
      @meganpyne378 5 років тому +475

      the dare in the book was originally "take her virginity away" but they changed the story line for the movie because they wanted to make it more "child friendly" which got a lot of After fans mad, so the second movie is going to be rated R.

    • @theam4546
      @theam4546 5 років тому +269

      The main plot is basically Cruel intentions... just... bad..

    • @DungNguyen-ti9dk
      @DungNguyen-ti9dk 5 років тому +48

      @@theam4546 exactly, i wonder why it sounds so familiar.

  • @phipear5380
    @phipear5380 5 років тому +7834

    Tessa: *spends day with her actual boyfriend*
    Harden: WTF SHE CANT DO THAT *throws tantrum*
    Tessa: oh poor baby! *abandons boyfriend*

    • @Quaronna
      @Quaronna 5 років тому +95

      😩💀💀💀💀

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +246

      Red flag

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 5 років тому +137

      Honestly who does that irl Wattpad is on something 😂

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +244

      @@tirzxh the psychological term is "abusers"
      Seriously girls don't date a guy like that
      Guys don't act like that. At the end of this story, harden goes to jail for beating his wife.

    • @heavenwilliams8162
      @heavenwilliams8162 5 років тому +31

      Saffi BonBon that’s not exactly what happened. He threw a fit cause his dad was getting remarried, and also in the book ( and probably in the movie too but just can’t show that much time), they’ve known each other for longer.

  • @brownsuga7062
    @brownsuga7062 3 роки тому +1337

    As hard as it might be to believe the books are worse than the movie. The book is about a “romanticized” toxic, unhealthy and serious disturbing relationship. Their relationship in book is even worse than the movie. He literally treats her like completely garbage and she treats the people in her life horribly because of him. He does these outrageously horrible things and has no redeeming qualities.
    The movie is just awkward, cringy and difficult to watch.

    • @interrospire
      @interrospire 2 роки тому +42

      I disagree, the movie was a bit boring but it felt realistic to some extent. I enjoyed it, kept me curious for like 4 minutes. I just hate how toxic the whole thing is. The mother dosent even try to break it apart after seeing whats going on because she knows what it will look like.

    • @Samantha-sq8yh
      @Samantha-sq8yh 2 роки тому +24

      One minute they’ll be getting along and then they’re arguing about something

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars 2 роки тому +9

      Fr Like imagine all the girls reading this thinking it’s OK

    • @Mert_Yanik
      @Mert_Yanik 2 роки тому +22

      So its 50 shades for teens

    • @chisomokhuvulo6442
      @chisomokhuvulo6442 2 роки тому +5

      Thank you this would be better if it was at this extreme. It doesn't make sense why such a guy would fall in live with her like that, maybe if he was treating her like that we'd get the process of him gradually falling instead of just it being just like that that he falls in love

  • @scribblemonster370
    @scribblemonster370 3 роки тому +775

    Don't worry, Tessa's not stupid, she's just color blind. She mistakes her reds for greens very regularly. 🙂

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars 2 роки тому +27

      I thought that you were being literal at first and I was confused💀

  • @kkmadi1
    @kkmadi1 3 роки тому +20083

    Why does Tessa have such a chill reaction to a stranger in her room after she showers? If that were me, I’d start screaming and throwing things

    • @honeymoonriver6050
      @honeymoonriver6050 3 роки тому +1063

      I swear reaching for something to knock them out if they get to close or the refuse to leave

    • @laynabugk1513
      @laynabugk1513 3 роки тому +244

      Exactly!

    • @annaist7859
      @annaist7859 3 роки тому +184

      Girl sameeeee!!

    • @maddiejane9381
      @maddiejane9381 3 роки тому +269

      I would accidentally throw my towel at him

    • @debonairprincess4294
      @debonairprincess4294 3 роки тому +356

      I would hide and lock myself inside the wardrobe , never coming out AGAIN.

  • @liquidfox7827
    @liquidfox7827 4 роки тому +16462

    As a British guy i can confirm we appear out of nowhere.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому +1032

      so that's what you were doing in my room last night
      ps sorry about the kick to the nads

    • @DAAR53
      @DAAR53 4 роки тому +778

      My great great grandfather said the same thing about the Brits (he’s from Africa)

    • @anya5893
      @anya5893 4 роки тому +632

      @@DAAR53 your grandfather isn't wrong. My grandmother (she's Indian) told me the same thing.

    • @manzijoel5224
      @manzijoel5224 4 роки тому +391

      As someone from a former British colony, I can confirm.

    • @asherlikeslore139
      @asherlikeslore139 4 роки тому +305

      aRe yOu loST bAbY Gorl

  • @erinjoyner3739
    @erinjoyner3739 2 роки тому +405

    So he pops randomly into the room... and refuses to leave when she asks him to because she's NAKED and wants to get dressed in privacy and he thinks saying "I'm not looking" is an appropriate response?? How is any of this remotely bypassing the test audience?

    • @interrospire
      @interrospire 2 роки тому +11

      Dady issues my friend

    • @sapalmya9632
      @sapalmya9632 2 роки тому

      Dumb meets more dumbest couple made in heaven

    • @drishe08
      @drishe08 2 роки тому +3

      ik..RED FLAG

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris 3 місяці тому

      That’s why it’s good to have a shower gun

    • @vishalini9857
      @vishalini9857 2 місяці тому +2

      The most outrageous thing is that she DOES get dressed when he's still in the room in the books

  • @hannaht7970
    @hannaht7970 2 роки тому +434

    When Alex says "This makes the Twilight movies look like masterpieces." you know its bad.

    • @interrospire
      @interrospire 2 роки тому +15

      atleast poeple admit twillight is cringe and toxic

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 роки тому +19

      @@interrospire Everyone else has for years. It's only Twilight's mad fangirls who refuse to.

    • @interrospire
      @interrospire 2 роки тому +2

      @@Xehanort10 i know

    • @TheBolb101
      @TheBolb101 2 роки тому +5

      I think twilight was a good idea badly executed. I get the plot, it was just not written well enough. If it was written with a bit more sense then it maybe could have better

    • @Bjork4s
      @Bjork4s Рік тому +3

      @@interrospire Twilight is cringe and toxic but to be honest, i'm way more annoyed with this couple than i did with Bella and Edward. Atleast in the latter films, Kristen and Robert have a good chemistry

  • @baolong0813
    @baolong0813 5 років тому +1519

    Dang, with the weird events like meeting him everywhere, and playing truth or dare, that's how you know it's based on a Wattpad story.

    • @joshschwarz6777
      @joshschwarz6777 5 років тому +44

      Chicken With a Kitchen Knife I was really hoping this was gonna turn into a horror movie, but I guess the scarier part is that it didn’t

    • @eatofth3appl3
      @eatofth3appl3 5 років тому +30

      and the “special place” that’s always in the woods with a lake or a waterfall that for some reason every wattpad story has.

    • @Demonyflowcashing
      @Demonyflowcashing 5 років тому

      Rightt

    • @olgaslife5076
      @olgaslife5076 5 років тому

      True

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 років тому +1

      Or: *Twilight, Fifty Shades, The Mister, Trigger Warning, and My Immortal...*

  • @blabla5268
    @blabla5268 5 років тому +1715

    The „big ol‘ red flag“ scene was the most hilarious thing i‘ve seen in a long time

    • @grimmandtonics
      @grimmandtonics 5 років тому +24

      I legit burst out into uncontrollable laughter

    • @neha4871
      @neha4871 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂yeah

    • @charnedee721
      @charnedee721 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I.died

    • @Valaso-Osalav
      @Valaso-Osalav 5 років тому +3

      I had to watch that twice but I liked the part when he said this is so terrible it makes the twilight movies look like masterpieces xD LOL fucking lost it xD

  • @TheRociChic158
    @TheRociChic158 3 роки тому +193

    After is the epitome of every Wattpad story. It has literally every cliche and that's exactly the reason it was so popular, unfourtunatly

    • @majlordag1889
      @majlordag1889 3 роки тому +21

      Kinda sad to see how actually good stories get overshadowed by stuff like this.. and what it teaches young people.. but it is what it is I guess since this stuff seems to be in demand, which also is kinda sad.

    • @interrospire
      @interrospire 2 роки тому +8

      Its popular because poeple like to believe that being a manipulator can be romantisized. Its the preffereble option over building a strong honest relationship.

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Рік тому +65

    I love making lists. here’s a Teen Romance movie checklist:
    - Cheesy narration like “Because of him, my life has changed.”
    - Average quirky (often shy I’m not like other girls) but hot main character that is pretty boring
    - Exotic love interest, usually defined by a cute accent or being a bad/Rebellious boy
    - Mean girls usually in groups of three and at least one being ethnically diverse. Basically knock-off Regina George and the plastics.
    - High school party/prom being a major plot point
    - Love interest is actually pretty controlling and toxic but since they are attractive the main character is still dtf
    - Love triangle
    - Love interests in the movie have little to no chemistry
    - Dramatic raining scene
    - “Are you lost, baby girl?”

  • @vilamarie7481
    @vilamarie7481 5 років тому +2022

    "tHiS iS wHeRe i kEeP aLL tHe boDiEs"
    I low-key cackled

    • @MlLOGREEN
      @MlLOGREEN 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @genie0561
      @genie0561 5 років тому +1

      I Midkey laughed at that (AUROCORRECT IS A BLESSING)

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 роки тому +1

      He was probably going to make Tessa hang herself from some rafters like kid Voldemort did to the pet rabbit of another kid in the orphanage he grew up in.

  • @marulifernandez
    @marulifernandez 5 років тому +5106

    "do you trust me?" *Big ol' red flag marching band coming in* 😂

    • @colamalfoy
      @colamalfoy 5 років тому +175

      i was DEAD everytime he came out w/ a red flag 🤣🤣

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 5 років тому +46

      For real I was wheezing 😂

    • @Archifml
      @Archifml 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @leosparkflame
      @leosparkflame 5 років тому +25

      Haha. This remainds me of Aladdin

    • @JuanDiaz-xd5nk
      @JuanDiaz-xd5nk 5 років тому +4

      Haha this comment is the first time I know of this bit lmao I dont know how I woulda laughed about it without this comment lol

  • @happythoughts559
    @happythoughts559 3 роки тому +149

    “Red flags look green when you have rose colored glasses on.”
    -someone smarter than me

  • @ravyn2817
    @ravyn2817 2 роки тому +68

    tessa: “i hate myself for what i did to him and he's my best friend”
    also tessa: *doesn't stop herself from cheating or even feels guilty about it*

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 Рік тому

      BEST friend not boyfriend. Of course he is heardbroken and I fell bad for him but in my opinion it's only cheating if she was in a relationship with Noah.

    • @ravyn2817
      @ravyn2817 10 місяців тому

      Noah and Tessa were, in fact, in a relationship. Alex even says so, right before the scene of Hardin vandalizing Karen's things in his drunken hissy fit. @@sawanna508​

    • @_abby_g
      @_abby_g Місяць тому +1

      @@sawanna508They *were* dating as she states that they’re dating at the start. You can also be best friends with your significant other. So yes, she cheated on her boyfriend who’s also her best friend.

  • @sassysuzzy4787
    @sassysuzzy4787 4 роки тому +9521

    I'm starting to think Netflix only knows the name Noah

    • @nicolechukwujekwe4492
      @nicolechukwujekwe4492 4 роки тому +185

      OMG You literally read my mind

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 4 роки тому +67

      Any other Dark fans here?

    • @meiti425
      @meiti425 4 роки тому +34

      I CANT

    • @_s444my
      @_s444my 4 роки тому +23

      EXACTLY

    • @sn00ra
      @sn00ra 4 роки тому +87

      This is not even based or produce by Netflix it's a cinema movie tho

  • @callmesunshine6623
    @callmesunshine6623 5 років тому +4835

    *"I'M nOt LIKe OthEr GiRLS."* - Wattpad Stories/Fanfiction
    Another epidemic

    • @briannaphillips853
      @briannaphillips853 5 років тому +121

      SHE EVEN HAD THE MESSY BUN A CPUPLE OF TIMES

    • @cnatarajan3572
      @cnatarajan3572 5 років тому +39

      Wattpad clichés😂😂😂

    • @justjadeisms6320
      @justjadeisms6320 5 років тому +28

      oh gawd, wattpad clichès are out for blood sksks

    • @anam6013
      @anam6013 5 років тому +30

      Wattpad stories is good (only in wattpad) cause when they describe the character you can imagine them however you want. In a film it is just not as extraordinary as in the books. And wattpad books are the reflection of the author while the film is I don't even know how to feel about it.

    • @StrengthofSalvation
      @StrengthofSalvation 5 років тому +47

      @@anam6013 agreed, like wattpad has its own kind of chessiness, that is only meant to be on wattpad. Because if you try to make a movie out of it, it looks terrible 😭wattpads stories can't be told outside of wattpad

  • @cuppiecupsters
    @cuppiecupsters 2 роки тому +53

    I don't think that someone who responds to, "Please leave so I can get dressed," with, "Don't flatter yourself," is the type of person who can be trusted.

  • @silverbullet7691
    @silverbullet7691 2 роки тому +56

    I can’t stand this movie. It’s honestly so creepy. What a way to introduce your lead boy by having him in a girl’s dorm while she is naked and in a towel, refusing to leave while she is obviously uncomfortable and flat out asks him to leave. It’s so gross and then the fact that she cheats on her boyfriend for that guy is just accepted?! I lost all sympathy for her when she said Hardin “meant so much more.” I hate cheating and then making it “ok” because “ohhhh I was actually in love with someone else” is messed up. The entire relationship was built on lies from beginning to end and it could’ve been so much better if she had moved on.

    • @PadmeSkywalker-ig2mr
      @PadmeSkywalker-ig2mr 4 місяці тому +3

      I’m a big believer that if someone is willing to cheat on their SO for you, they will be willing to cheat on you when the relationship isn’t “exciting” anymore

  • @killerkale8047
    @killerkale8047 5 років тому +29597

    British guys randomly showing up in peoples bed room is a wattpad epidemic

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 5 років тому +265

      yeah this dude def doesn;t listen to the Ramones either

    • @lnolen101
      @lnolen101 5 років тому +420

      It's in almost every wattpad story 😂😂

    • @greekmyths8804
      @greekmyths8804 5 років тому +707

      **teleports behind you**
      "Cup of tea madam?"

    • @Fezzikx
      @Fezzikx 5 років тому +236

      WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER ON WATTPAD?! WHATS A KILLJOY AND WHY IS THIS SHIT HAPPENING TO THEM?!

    • @KoriandrOfTheStars
      @KoriandrOfTheStars 5 років тому +146

      *moves back to AO3 and FFnet* 💀💀💀

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 5 років тому +5938

    Hardin took Tessa into the forest because his original plan was to tell her he was a vampire.

    • @JG-rp8pr
      @JG-rp8pr 5 років тому +26

      Lol

    • @MissShiniSato
      @MissShiniSato 5 років тому +62

      D.J. Rose or to kill her 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @maryslamb
      @maryslamb 5 років тому +198

      Edward's long lost twin. They both have the same personality too.

    • @iteeparx
      @iteeparx 5 років тому +159

      he was planning to tell her how long he’s been 17 years old

    • @DeathOn3rdStreet
      @DeathOn3rdStreet 5 років тому +31

      It all comes full circle

  • @sreyaaa4226
    @sreyaaa4226 2 роки тому +19

    "Welcome to my favourite place.."
    *This is where i keep all the bodies*
    Lmaaooo i died!

  • @marvintran7813
    @marvintran7813 2 роки тому +24

    I want to give big props to the Actress Selma Blair(the mom in the movie).
    She has multiple sclerosis, and her speech pauses a lot. However, you can’t tell. It’s completely normal acting.
    Big props to her.

  • @pranneeta
    @pranneeta 4 роки тому +13351

    I wouldn't be surprised if Hardin sneaks up on Tessa and says "are you lost babygorl"

  • @gettingdumbwithruby1222
    @gettingdumbwithruby1222 5 років тому +2741

    A Hollywood reporter was talking about After and said, "Come back Twilight, all is forgiven." I CAN'T-

    • @eneadela
      @eneadela 5 років тому +39

      😂😂

    • @alodiekay
      @alodiekay 5 років тому +57

      You know this actually reminds me of a song from the musical heathers. Meant to be yours

    • @rubywright2249
      @rubywright2249 5 років тому +33

      After seeing this twilight is amazing

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 5 років тому +19

      Jynx Cosplay and 10 years from now they will be saying “come back After Movies😂😘”

    • @ace_pops
      @ace_pops 5 років тому +1

      Jynx Cosplay I would like your comment but it's at 666 right now. Appreciate the sacrifice :))

  • @chillmemes5865
    @chillmemes5865 2 роки тому +15

    Life lesson: Never get into a relationship with a guy who broke into your bedroom.

  • @entrapta.exe_
    @entrapta.exe_ 2 роки тому +25

    “wattpad studios” was probably the biggest red flag

  • @Nezziemonster
    @Nezziemonster 5 років тому +2259

    Teenage Romance Movies: Where reading a book = having a personality.

    • @antealukra
      @antealukra 5 років тому +54

      Lmaooo if this ain't F A C T S.

    • @piggyman527
      @piggyman527 5 років тому +48

      Nezziemonster r/imNoTliKeOtHErgiRls

    • @Jasminekuwonu
      @Jasminekuwonu 5 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @WayneKerrr
      @WayneKerrr 5 років тому +27

      And of course it started with Wuthering Heights because the creator read twilight and that was the only classic she knew 😂

    • @Nezziemonster
      @Nezziemonster 5 років тому

      @@WayneKerrr Wuthering Heights was made in 1847. Or are you talking about the movie?

  • @mayormayo1853
    @mayormayo1853 4 роки тому +2722

    AFTER is secretly a horror movie about a teleporting British man stalking a basic bookworm

  • @crystal8810
    @crystal8810 3 роки тому +29

    Hardin: You don’t ever have to cover up, not for me
    Alex: what does that even mean
    Me: there is not a singleee Wattpad book I have ever read that doesn’t have this line

    • @tt5937
      @tt5937 3 роки тому +3

      But.....what does it means though?😅

    • @interrospire
      @interrospire 2 роки тому

      Is it just me or does he kind of ruin her innocence even after understanding she isnt ready. Yes she thinks she is but hard man cant just listen to her like that dosent he know what hornyness is. He could have atleast admitted to it.

  • @mariagarcia-hd5tc
    @mariagarcia-hd5tc 2 роки тому +14

    " Do you trust me? "
    If it was me i would say" no "

  • @theodorepinnock1517
    @theodorepinnock1517 5 років тому +4502

    "This makes the Twilight movies look like masterpieces."
    Those are not words to be said lightly, friend...

    • @xbrxkenwxvesx7124
      @xbrxkenwxvesx7124 5 років тому +118

      But sadly, they're true

    • @lizziemakhonina4621
      @lizziemakhonina4621 5 років тому +2

      Time?

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 5 років тому +1

      Theodore Pinnock but a person said this somewhere else, become a thing now🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @tibbsdailyday2611
      @tibbsdailyday2611 5 років тому +4

      Way better yes, masterpiece.. Eh

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 5 років тому +1

      Nerd In The Works Not All Based On Twilight , There Are So Many Lines From 50 Shades Movies Also! The Writer Is A Copy Cat Mostly🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @mustafaaabunny
    @mustafaaabunny 5 років тому +1345

    funfact the actor who plays harden played voldemort when he was young (orphanage flashback) and his uncle plays voldemort

    • @mrharrietthugman
      @mrharrietthugman 5 років тому +23

      Sana Mustafa wowwww what a downgrade

    • @sassy45099
      @sassy45099 5 років тому +1

      This has made me so happy

    • @lunarlighxt
      @lunarlighxt 5 років тому

      w o a h

    • @gaelledelair7258
      @gaelledelair7258 5 років тому +3

      : Oh my God you just blew my mind ! I thought I saw him somewhere before but I couldn't replace him. Jesus, from young Dark Lord to this, what a downfall lmao

    • @ashnasiddiqui2987
      @ashnasiddiqui2987 5 років тому

      Wow

  • @redreddirtroad
    @redreddirtroad 3 роки тому +31

    I love that we, the audience, are low-key being taught about things like "exit strategies" 👏🙌

  • @wrrryy-gamoo1244
    @wrrryy-gamoo1244 2 роки тому +26

    Man you can tell it started out as a fanfic, character choices that make no sense, stupid cheesy lines, cheating on your significant others with absolutely no consequences, and within one day the main love interest falls head over heels for some girl who is bland and has the character traits of a piece of bread… man what a world we live in where anything can be a movie

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 5 років тому +2350

    “Maybe he overstepped 10 different boundaries.... BUT BUT BUT he talks like Doctor WHO”
    😂😂😂

    • @Vely1
      @Vely1 5 років тому +21

      Now I'm imagining him talking like Peter Capaldi.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 5 років тому +7

      To be fair a classy British accent would make me ignore a few boundaries I might say gghhhhlllrrrr......
      I said classy not the accent of the guy in the movie lol he sounds like he got a lisp XD
      no offense to lisp people :|

    • @authorofone
      @authorofone 5 років тому +3

      Shawnee Seguin yeah. It’s weird how British people have that effect. Just two weeks ago, we were in Florida for two weeks (final day) and we sat down in this outhouse burger joint (nice and modern, lots of customers with families, generally very polite), but the second I picked up a knife and fork to eat, the entire fucking restaurant turned to face me, and as I said “you’ve never seen someone eat before?”, they responded with “ohhh he’s British too”

    • @morangoatomic997
      @morangoatomic997 5 років тому

      Cubie Who - lol that’s funny 😄. We Brazilians also like to eat some foods, Americans generally eat with their hand, with a knife and fork like pizza and oversized burguers. We like to keep things neat and clean, eating with your hands is unhygienic and impolite except in rare occasions. I’m pretty sure they would stare at me too.

    • @sherlock7898
      @sherlock7898 4 роки тому +1

      @@Vely1 I might forgive lots of things if a guy sounds like Peter Capaldi...except for when he dissed Elizabeth Bennet, he crossed a line

  • @yogitameera
    @yogitameera 4 роки тому +2531

    All guys from Wattpad have one favourite place that's Forest or lake or river or waterfall or cliff in forest .... They just love forest .

    • @laurenbray8314
      @laurenbray8314 4 роки тому +4

      hahaha!!

    • @haneenhawash1739
      @haneenhawash1739 4 роки тому +62

      Eisuke Yudi also they all don’t believe in love
      But this one special magical girl

    • @yogitameera
      @yogitameera 4 роки тому +3

      @@haneenhawash1739 exactly 😂

    • @lunaeticinks9143
      @lunaeticinks9143 4 роки тому +42

      @@haneenhawash1739 they dated some chick they thought they loved but she decided to cheat or smt and then it shatters their whole world..
      Until one day the protagonist shows up :)

    • @crazyleber0185
      @crazyleber0185 4 роки тому

      Ikr lmao

  • @markchapman6800
    @markchapman6800 7 місяців тому +4

    Re: Wuthering Heights, and thus presumably Heathcliff "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same" That could have prompted the "Big ol' red flag" animation (which of course does will show up later). Heathcliff was a psychopath - run, girl, and don't look back!

  • @tarass8737
    @tarass8737 3 роки тому +18

    Most of these Wattpad movies always have characters who read a popular classic like wuthering heights or something by Jane Austen or Charlotte Bronte because those are the only books the authors of these Wattpad Stories have properly read because it was required for school, and then these lead characters are trying painfully hard to look special. 😂

  • @gissellevictoria1131
    @gissellevictoria1131 4 роки тому +5110

    he doesn’t look bad boy enough to be a bad boy. he looks like he’s on a high school lacrosse team lmao

    • @kamilachavez7723
      @kamilachavez7723 4 роки тому +121

      Gisselle Vazquez omgggg for reallll. My friends made me read the book and then made me watch the movie and they said they didn’t like the portrayal of Hardin in the movie because they made him “soft”🤷‍♀️

    • @MsSonnencreme
      @MsSonnencreme 4 роки тому +78

      He looks like a brunette version of my little brother. It’s ridiculous, I can’t take this serious.

    • @postiveelectron8879
      @postiveelectron8879 4 роки тому +64

      Lol and his accent sounded fake

    • @miledytrujillo2298
      @miledytrujillo2298 4 роки тому +43

      postive electron he’s actually British lol

    • @abcdefu9607
      @abcdefu9607 4 роки тому +15

      postive electron his accent is very real

  • @cortniesierra6235
    @cortniesierra6235 3 роки тому +9288

    This is literally a movie romanticizing a toxic relationship.

    • @user-np3xl6ep7s
      @user-np3xl6ep7s 3 роки тому +301

      you should read the wattpad books- wait nvm don't insult yourself amd all abuse victims by giving those books the time of day

    • @BPEnergii
      @BPEnergii 3 роки тому +163

      Also fifty shades of grey does the same

    • @OfficialDeanAdler
      @OfficialDeanAdler 3 роки тому +67

      At least it isn’t a show romanticising suicide.

    • @thesade100
      @thesade100 3 роки тому +170

      i liked reading the books when i was like 13 on wattpad before i actually understood toxic relationships. now that i’m older i hate the message this sends to younger girls, and that it’s okay to be treated like this by guys.

    • @teminilasebikanademola5904
      @teminilasebikanademola5904 3 роки тому +25

      @@OfficialDeanAdler didnt , 13 reasons why do that?

  • @rubygracemoseley8144
    @rubygracemoseley8144 2 місяці тому +1

    “Teen movie with vampires fighting dragons” 😂😂😂 That would’ve been awesome

  • @AlbinoBlackHole
    @AlbinoBlackHole 2 роки тому +5

    2:28 "THE KIDS PARENTS NAMED HIM AFTER A POKEMON MOVE??"
    My thoughts EXACTLY. WTF kind of name is Hardin?!

  • @aperson5188
    @aperson5188 5 років тому +5618

    They should've made the fanfic: "my mom sold me to one direction"

  • @chemicaltoebeans9934
    @chemicaltoebeans9934 5 років тому +1706

    "if you can't handle me at my worst then good on you for having self respect" 😂😂

    • @doohan2242
      @doohan2242 5 років тому +24

      Amen to that.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 років тому +41

      Preach, sister!🙌 What's the deal with the bookish, timid girl falling for the brooding, magnetic, yet troubled Bad Boy, yet they have a perfectly fine, sweet boyfriend back at home? Personally, I'm Team Noah over Team Hardin any day of the week! 😁

    • @pu3893
      @pu3893 5 років тому +12

      My next Instagram caption🤪

    • @legzfalloffgirl5148
      @legzfalloffgirl5148 5 років тому +4

      I want to click like but it's at 666... I mean😹😹😹

    • @Cynique_Noir
      @Cynique_Noir 5 років тому +1

      @@legzfalloffgirl5148 niice😂😂

  • @sangineegupta2516
    @sangineegupta2516 Рік тому +22

    Honestly I really liked how this movie advocates for colour blindness. Tessa’s struggles with it are shown really well

  • @miamuradashvili3791
    @miamuradashvili3791 3 роки тому +19

    “This Film Makes Twilight Movies Look Like Masterpieces” I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cecy623
    @cecy623 5 років тому +47226

    Just the fact that Harry styles has the author blocked on twitter is better than the movies and books combined lmao

    • @mooir7490
      @mooir7490 5 років тому +2800

      Where did you read that? Lmao

    • @Swirlingflame
      @Swirlingflame 5 років тому +8919

      really? I don't blame him. I'd feel all yucky if someone wrote a creepy sex/love story with me in it and made money from it.

    • @heavenwilliams8162
      @heavenwilliams8162 5 років тому +718

      😌have you read all the books tho?

    • @ariel5841
      @ariel5841 5 років тому +305

      How can you know?

    • @rayzephayze6399
      @rayzephayze6399 5 років тому +861

      Brandys_Reviews you poor soul

  • @Sophie-cz4gg
    @Sophie-cz4gg 4 роки тому +10455

    Why is no one talking about the fact that she’s cheating on her boyfriend literally the whole movie. Why didn’t she just break up with him at the beginning?

    • @Eva-wo1um
      @Eva-wo1um 4 роки тому +7

      Agreeee

    • @user-nj5qb2ie8d
      @user-nj5qb2ie8d 4 роки тому +114

      the whole concept of time in the book is werid 😂 from the first book they are only together for like 3 months, so it isn’t as long as people seem. she also breaks up with him within the 3 months.

    • @sav6700
      @sav6700 4 роки тому +4

      all the comments I can see are about it 😂. I agree though

    • @davidtobing2202
      @davidtobing2202 4 роки тому +4

      Well that's just how a teenage college girl works dude or even before that

    • @taehyungkim608
      @taehyungkim608 4 роки тому +37

      She did in the book, the movie just sucks lmao

  • @kitkatcarebear7170
    @kitkatcarebear7170 3 роки тому +25

    This movie revolves around the fact that the love interest is a British bad boy.

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Рік тому +9

    “Stop controlling my life.”
    “No baby girl. I’m the alpha male and you must submit to me.”
    Netflix teen romance movies

  • @twistedupfrownx
    @twistedupfrownx 5 років тому +36281

    Maybe she’s colour blind, those red flags are clearly green to her

    • @lilynote2016
      @lilynote2016 5 років тому +1441

      That is the most savage thing I have heard in a while. Thank you so much hahahaha xD

    • @croissant1949
      @croissant1949 5 років тому +294

      LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @kekw5153
      @kekw5153 5 років тому +182

      bruhh

    • @vanessanguyen95
      @vanessanguyen95 5 років тому +368

      LMAOOO The saddest thing is that red-green color blind only exists in male XDDDDD

    • @bangtwitterandtwicetagram830
      @bangtwitterandtwicetagram830 5 років тому +158

      This comment is pure gold

  • @rubyjane9119
    @rubyjane9119 5 років тому +20256

    Harry Styles has the author blocked on Twitter that should tell you something lmaoo

    • @nataljawashere
      @nataljawashere 5 років тому +897

      Really?😂

    • @einfachno6730
      @einfachno6730 5 років тому +442

      Ahahahahaha😂😂

    • @NatJune
      @NatJune 5 років тому +1951

      Whooooo really? I didn't know that. But those "books" are fucking horrible! I can't believe they make it a movie🤦‍♀️

    • @ngweso
      @ngweso 5 років тому +434

      Natalia Arce nah. The book is ok. It’s better than this shit

    • @NatJune
      @NatJune 5 років тому +1119

      @@ngweso The books are horrible just like the movie, I couldn't finish the first book.

  • @ssnekky
    @ssnekky 2 роки тому +2

    “We are all hard wired to feel it.” Me, aro/acespec: haha. *n o*

  • @auliahutami4848
    @auliahutami4848 3 роки тому +42

    I cant believe there are many people who actually like this movie and normalize tessa cheating on her boyfriend and hardin messing a girl for a bet 🤷🏻‍♀️Tessa's boyfriend is kinda cute tho i would go with him than this hardin the bad boy wannabe 🙄

  • @ZyrnC
    @ZyrnC 5 років тому +3944

    I feel bad for Harry Styles, imagine watching this and knowing the Pokémon named guy is supposed to be you...

    • @JustAVideoEnjoyer
      @JustAVideoEnjoyer 5 років тому +108

      *pokemon move named guy

    • @urlocal_woman4833
      @urlocal_woman4833 5 років тому +6

      Ahahahahahaha 😂

    • @Tiiiiiiiiiiish05
      @Tiiiiiiiiiiish05 5 років тому +141

      I read somewhere that Harry blocked the author and the author called him out for it!

    • @allthedumpbitchesreplytomy57
      @allthedumpbitchesreplytomy57 5 років тому +11

      @@Tiiiiiiiiiiish05 lol. It is not true. People are so mean to make that up

    • @atiyaha8191
      @atiyaha8191 5 років тому +149

      @@Tiiiiiiiiiiish05 good. The author was a total Psycho 🤢 who writes detailed sex scenes about a 20 year old while being 30 and married i-

  • @seself
    @seself 5 років тому +2713

    “If you can’t handle me at my worst, *good on you for having self-respect.”*
    This guy, has to be voted as president.

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 5 років тому +8

      I mean... the bar is pretty low at this point so anything is possible.
      Just don't draw fake hurricane maps... lol

  • @VoidSoul2024
    @VoidSoul2024 4 місяці тому +3

    this movie has the plot twist of a 2018 "not my alpha" gacha club mini movie

  • @jwood8769
    @jwood8769 2 роки тому +13

    Her refusing that kiss was the ONLY smart decision she made in these movies

  • @aresuwu6793
    @aresuwu6793 4 роки тому +4099

    I’m so confused how she was worried about Hardin cheating, but she literallllyyyyyy cheated on her first boyfriend MULTIPLE times.

    • @khia1252
      @khia1252 4 роки тому +204

      Because of the ' do what i tell you, not what i do' thing. She didn't want to be cheated on but have no problem to cheat.

    • @adelaine7151
      @adelaine7151 3 роки тому +90

      lol! i think she is the one who should apoligize and also in the 2nd movie, she thinks he cheats again EVEN THO HE DIDN'T. she is just a little jerk

    • @aresuwu6793
      @aresuwu6793 3 роки тому +16

      iAmCallista THERES A SECOND ONE?-

    • @amber-gb5qj
      @amber-gb5qj 3 роки тому +1

      Rihanna Rodriguez ya it came out in a lot of places it’s coming out on oct 2 in america

    • @DanielMazz
      @DanielMazz 3 роки тому

      iAmCallista I got confused with sequel but loved it

  • @faatima-4950
    @faatima-4950 4 роки тому +6047

    "If u can't handle me at my worst good on u for having self respect" I love alex

    • @lasyapriya7278
      @lasyapriya7278 3 роки тому +163

      This should be on a t-shirt

    • @lolkaslolpez4823
      @lolkaslolpez4823 3 роки тому +16

      @@lasyapriya7278 on his merch

    • @she4323
      @she4323 3 роки тому +52

      I mean my worst so far is crying on the floor in front of the fridge with blood pouring down my face eating leftover chicken cause I hit my face with the freezer door.

    • @she4323
      @she4323 3 роки тому +18

      But still I'm a mess and not gonna date until I have my shit together

    • @lovelycloudyskies
      @lovelycloudyskies 3 роки тому +12

      @@she4323 oh god, are you alright?

  • @gabriellafieramosca9004
    @gabriellafieramosca9004 2 роки тому +7

    11:05 well that aged well, didn't it? 😂

  • @artsenalproductions4813
    @artsenalproductions4813 7 місяців тому +2

    11:40
    There's no choice of words I hate more, than when a parents utters the words "I'm sorry too" to an actual disobedient rebellious kid.
    They should say they're sorry to the parent and that should be it.
    Why is this Cliché still alive?

  • @SArt26
    @SArt26 4 роки тому +6856

    I feel like the movie is like:
    Girl: **puts hand on hot stove**
    **stove burns her**
    **she understands that she shouldn't touch stove**
    Girl: **puts hand on hot stove again because lol**

    • @Anna-zo7dj
      @Anna-zo7dj 4 роки тому +61

      νīχëñ that because lol mae me laugh

    • @simonj3413
      @simonj3413 4 роки тому +82

      I feel like a lot of these teen movies are like that

    • @SArt26
      @SArt26 4 роки тому +9

      @@simonj3413 Ikr

    • @Sarah-cp4lp
      @Sarah-cp4lp 4 роки тому +73

      She put her hand back on the stove because its *HOT*
      I'm very sorry

    • @SArt26
      @SArt26 4 роки тому +15

      @@Sarah-cp4lp You *should* be...
      (Jk, that's actually quite funny)

  • @calvinbarboza
    @calvinbarboza 5 років тому +1988

    “I’m not ashamed to admit I watch a lot of cheesy teen romance movies “
    But how do you feel telling people that’s your job?

    • @Moon-oh5us
      @Moon-oh5us 5 років тому +27

      omg R.I.P. Alex LOL

    • @jaymakaveli3634
      @jaymakaveli3634 5 років тому +36

      I mean if my job was watching movies it would be lit 🔥

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 5 років тому +4

      @@jaymakaveli3634 yes, watching GOOD movies not this young adult disaster

    • @AmethystRebellion
      @AmethystRebellion 5 років тому

      Holy shit you fucking killed him dude! XD

    • @UV_Raiyes
      @UV_Raiyes 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marvell2192
    @marvell2192 9 місяців тому +11

    Knowing that Hardin is played by the same actor who played young Voldemort, it all makes sense now

  • @blindpilot_v1
    @blindpilot_v1 2 роки тому +5

    Are we just ignoring that @3:40 when he says “whatever our souls are made of” sounds like “whatever arseholes are made off

  • @islacampbell6162
    @islacampbell6162 5 років тому +18886

    she reads?? wow shes so DiFFErenT fRoM OthER gIrlS

    • @lasyanalla8686
      @lasyanalla8686 5 років тому +328

      Honestly though....

    • @leah73011
      @leah73011 5 років тому +977

      shE's qUiRky

    • @starsun6363
      @starsun6363 5 років тому +591

      So MucH BeTTer bEcaUsE is beING hopelesslybetterthaneverybodyelsesowhycan'tthatboywholiterallyhassexwitheverygirleverrealizethatandgetwithherbecause SHE CAN CHANGE HIM! (No, she can't.)

    • @emoryb.222
      @emoryb.222 5 років тому +168

      It’s sad that this is kinda true...like my friend told me her brother was weird bc he reads for fun

    • @starsun6363
      @starsun6363 5 років тому +242

      @@emoryb.222 Idk, if you look for them, I bet you will find that a good chunk of the human population reads the odd book for fun. (Or would if they had more time.)

  • @noyk7626
    @noyk7626 4 роки тому +3400

    Literally every Netflix's Romantic movie is an episode from "episode"

    • @Didi-yg2ph
      @Didi-yg2ph 4 роки тому +13

      Boring Person loool

    • @monique9711
      @monique9711 4 роки тому +7

      Boring Person 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jt-8of8
      @Jt-8of8 4 роки тому +13

      I said the same thing 😂😂

    • @user-xt3bf8uz9n
      @user-xt3bf8uz9n 4 роки тому +7

      I thought the same thing 🤣

    • @II_Emilia_II
      @II_Emilia_II 4 роки тому +6

      true. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331
    @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 2 роки тому +4

    Harden makes Joe from You look like a saint

  • @brainonair7401
    @brainonair7401 2 роки тому +8

    1:03 thank you for reminding me why I decided pizza and youtube is a better idea than going to the gym or meeting friends this saturday evening.

  • @darth_pepperoni27
    @darth_pepperoni27 5 років тому +1981

    "It's bad to fall for a guy with more red flags than the Beijing Olympics"
    *DEAD*

  • @thefandomqueen88
    @thefandomqueen88 4 роки тому +3104

    “You don’t ever have to cover up, not for me” oh that was ripped outta every single Wattpad story ever......

    • @thedaydreamingauthor2744
      @thedaydreamingauthor2744 4 роки тому +50

      I'm actually watching Alex and reading the 'Wattpad Cliché' books to avoid any bad ideas in my first original book.
      Its still hard for me to write an original, but I'm doing my best and so far I think it's going well :)

    • @moonmothh
      @moonmothh 4 роки тому +59

      this.. is.. a wattpad story

    • @thedaydreamingauthor2744
      @thedaydreamingauthor2744 4 роки тому +29

      @@moonmothh
      I know, and it's very cliché as well. The whole bet about the bad boy loving the good girl.
      I'm just saying that I am trying to make my story unique for a change regarding high school Wattpad stories that mostly have the whole 'bad boy x good girl'

    • @thefandomqueen88
      @thefandomqueen88 4 роки тому +14

      Beck I know that, what I’m trying to say is that it’s a very Cliché one that almost every line has been in every cheesy fanfic on Wattpad....

    • @helin6212
      @helin6212 4 роки тому

      What is a wettpad? Oder story? :) sry English is not my first language and never heard of that

  • @kipklop975
    @kipklop975 2 роки тому +3

    "King and Queen tattoo on his fingers" OMG LOL

  • @sogekingsimp2469
    @sogekingsimp2469 Рік тому +6

    I can tell this is a wattpad story because I swear I've read this same exact story . . . Like 30 times with different fandoms.

  • @jaehyunjustwantssomemilk8298
    @jaehyunjustwantssomemilk8298 5 років тому +2434

    "Tessa runs away in the rain because *rain makes everything more dramatic* "🎶 LMAO

  • @lynnhough9318
    @lynnhough9318 5 років тому +2339

    A college student who actually, dare I say it, _READS?!_
    *wOw, ThEy’Re SoOooO diFfeReNt!!!*

  • @anamariaapostol
    @anamariaapostol 2 роки тому +16

    I feel bad for the actors who had to play the characters lmao. That book is so stupid and it's full of sex and an unhealthy relationship. And people are still reading and watching after. I just don't understand why.

  • @stilesstilinski9640
    @stilesstilinski9640 3 роки тому +8

    This movie puts the TOXIC
    in Toxic Relationship

  • @alison.virginia
    @alison.virginia 5 років тому +3262

    "Dont flatter yourself I'm not looking" ummm still wouldn't want a strange guy in a room with me while I got dressed. Get over yourself dude.

    • @esteicy98
      @esteicy98 5 років тому +107

      I wouldn't want a strange guy in my room in any context xD I would be calling the police

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 5 років тому +62

      Because stalkers with a huge ego is exactly what girls are looking for.

    • @johnnycage6676
      @johnnycage6676 5 років тому +8

      @@bananatiergod If life was an anime

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 5 років тому +17

      I think the better question is um, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY DORM ROOM?!

    • @mr.eeggbert1340
      @mr.eeggbert1340 5 років тому +1

      Thanks for the dating tip!

  • @_skovoxblitzer_248
    @_skovoxblitzer_248 4 роки тому +6366

    Tessa is supposed to be in college, yet she *still* manages to look younger than most of the high school characters in riverdale

    • @localdiaa
      @localdiaa 4 роки тому +94

      And what should she do about it if she looks younger. Jealous of good genes? 🤣🤣

    • @meiti425
      @meiti425 4 роки тому +27

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE

    • @Styxoyonyx
      @Styxoyonyx 4 роки тому +147

      @demi
      You missed the point dingdong. Seriously.. why do you even have to try?

    • @localdiaa
      @localdiaa 4 роки тому +19

      F Santo there’s people that look younger or older. 😂😂 in real life that exists too lol

    • @adelaine7151
      @adelaine7151 3 роки тому +26

      LIKE riverdale kids LOOKS LIKE MOM DAN DADS lol

  • @sanity6241
    @sanity6241 3 роки тому +17

    I feel bad for whoever plays Tessa. I genuinely think she is a great actor.

  • @WeAreQPR1882
    @WeAreQPR1882 2 роки тому +18

    The actor playing Hardin just cannot act. Its painful

  • @kanishmaray
    @kanishmaray 5 років тому +435

    At this point I've stopped wasting two hours on dumb movies. Instead, I patiently wait for Alex to do the job in 18 mins max and trust me it's been great.

  • @cecelia8975
    @cecelia8975 5 років тому +754

    *SHOES ON THE BEDD* is definitely the thing that would bother me the most.

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 5 років тому +10

      "Probably puts on toilet paper backwards", definitely the last straw.

    • @aodadoggo1608
      @aodadoggo1608 5 років тому

      Every time my brother gets on my bed with his shoes on I get EXTREMELY MAD

  • @Mert_Yanik
    @Mert_Yanik 2 роки тому +3

    WTF this is just how lose a guy in 10 days mixed with 50 shades written by a pre-teen

  • @Celeste-wh9ew
    @Celeste-wh9ew 2 роки тому +5

    HOW COULD SHE REACT SO CALMLY AFTER FINDING A RANDOM STRANGER JUST SITTING ON HER BED, miss flagpole even said “please leave” with no emotion😭

  • @user-uv1bt1hg4t
    @user-uv1bt1hg4t 5 років тому +2901

    Everyone : Still a better love story than Twilight
    After : *exists*
    Everyone : Damn

    • @boingocthai9776
      @boingocthai9776 5 років тому +17

      This comment is underrated 😆

    • @julietteSoul
      @julietteSoul 5 років тому +5

      the yellow cat you never watched Twilight

    • @blazedark8864
      @blazedark8864 4 роки тому +28

      This made me go back to an eight year old trailer and write - still a better love story than AFTER

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 роки тому +1

      @@julietteSoul Luckily.

    • @HexIsme
      @HexIsme 4 роки тому +5

      "Everyone: Damn"
      You spelled "ew" wrong.

  • @laura-rx8zv
    @laura-rx8zv 4 роки тому +3406

    He always brought her somewhere he could easily kill her tho; the lake, the pool, the bonfire, the roof... tf

    • @sanyuktaperumal8423
      @sanyuktaperumal8423 4 роки тому +222

      That would have been an interesting storyline.

    • @babygirlssssss
      @babygirlssssss 4 роки тому +7

      honneyyy . he likes her like ok don't do that with strangers but it's a MOVIE, MOVIE in what language to you understand?

    • @laura-rx8zv
      @laura-rx8zv 4 роки тому +145

      @@babygirlssssss ay don't patronise me, I know it's a movie I just pointed out he always brought her somewhere he could kill her. What's your problem with that? Lol

    • @celestiaseri5946
      @celestiaseri5946 4 роки тому +74

      So many red flags.

    • @katherineramirez9613
      @katherineramirez9613 4 роки тому +2

      Why are you thinking box killing her can’t it just be that they want some quiet place or something my bf took me to places like that too and here we are 6 yrs in a relationship

  • @irinafeshchenko5766
    @irinafeshchenko5766 Рік тому +2

    I met my husband when he teleported to my bedroom. He's British too

  • @darlingzzsaba
    @darlingzzsaba 2 роки тому +4

    me : sees the after movie thumbnail
    *record scratch*
    I SAW THAT..