I can just imagine Alduin, seeing a dehydrated, starving, frost bitten, naked, sleep deprived to the point of hallucination, batshit crazy Orc hopped up on dragon souls charging his scaly ass... All while in Sovengard....and just going "yeah screw this"
Imagine being Lydia, watching the dragonborn stay in a perpetual state of pain, fatigue, and cold while only dawning a loincloth and somehow ending the dragon crisis.
Extra funny because calculators were once a term for people who worked calculating with paper and pencil all day, and the majority of them were women, so much so that it was considered a "woman's job" kind of like being a cashier or hostess. Judgments of that aside, adds to the joke in tongue-in-cheek, old school humor kind of way.
Really? I hated the carriages seeing as I had to almost always eat and sleep before using it and then again after arriving at the new location. But the boat from dawn star/windhelm/ solitude was the best
Yep, reminds me of playing morrowind in a way, though skyrim is a million times smaller than vardenfell. Still it can get tedious having to go way out of your way to get somewhere like when you have to do that dark brotherhood contract to kill the wandering trader. That shit sucks if he's all the way in solitude. Cant fast travel with carriages because he'll just move locations before you get there most likely.
Rest well, Paul. In honor of your legacy, I booted up skyrim, hiked across the map, slayed several dragons who got in my way. Found bucket, stole a wooden sword, stole the broom from an elderly woman, and walked the thlusand steps up the mountain. I hiked to the top of the throat of the world, which at the peak i placed bucket with broom, wooden sword and fork. Closest point to the stars, where you are now. I then booted up fallout 3, and gave grandma sparkles what was coming to her. I love you always, Paul. Rest well buddy.
"Thank you Dragonborn for saving the world! What can we even do to return the favor?" "Just give me a full warm meal and a warm bed to sleep on, I'm in constant agony from deprivation of everything"
You can see the pain in Todd Howard’s eyes at 12:34 as Paul crashes the masterpiece that is Skyrim Anniversary Edition! Good to see that 10 years was not enough to bring Skyrim down!
The sun was smiling on the cracks in my skin, I with the connection between my brain and spine hanging on by a thread of nerves, returned back across the world to Riverwood to find the journal this note came from. Pure poetry
@@carlota1881 "So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today." Cheers I'll drink to that, bro
This is one of my favorite’s of his. I never would have thought such a normal guy was suffering so much. It’s truly tragic. I’m going to miss Mitten Squad and his videos.
This is the first video of yours ive watched since youve passed. Still as funny and charming as ever. "As fearless in death, as he was in life" - Ralof.
Buuuush! The beer sounded as pimp nasty opened the tab wille watching this mitten squad video as he was enjoying what he saw he drank the beer he bought from the party store on his way home from work. Oh don't mind me character I'm just the Narrator
@@supernova582 narrators must not breathe, because that was a hell of a run-on sentence lol. just giving you shit. I thought it was still funny tho, im totally going to think about this when I read comments like sir pimp nastys from now on.
Bro I don’t even play Skyrim, never have, but I’m a huge fallout fan so I watch all of his Skyrim videos anyway. I’m positive I could pick it up for the first time and know how to beat it though 😂🙏🏻💪🏻😎
"Can you beat Skyrim without starving or freezing?" *continues to freeze and starve for 95% of the playthrough* But I was surprised you can't apparently die of starvation.
I remember it making your health go down 🤔 or maybe that was when you were cold. It's kinda odd how how his health didn't drain. Or is it only stamina and magic that is drained without sleep or eating. It's been a while
@@TheRealGameTime Not sleeping drains your Magika, not eating drains your Stamina, Cold drains your Health. The cold is the only one that can actively kill you, because Magika and Stamina are optional.
Since he was using AE, he could have made campfires for warmth. You make them at any forge with firewood and shit. You build them almost anywhere with the only issue being that it has decent weight but that usually not a problem. I always build a campfire atop TotW for when I have to deal with paarthurnax or alduin.
@@katiebrown3811 Paid, which gets you all the CC content of which camping is one of them. Camping is actually somewhat overpowered as it comes with a bed and the campfire which both warms you and allows you to cook some vanilla recipes.
Hi Paul, would you consider doing more challenges form otehr Skyrim quest lines? Like "Companinons with only magic", "Thieves guild with only fists", "Civil war with only a companion" etc? I enjoy your Skyrim videos very much but I don't want you to get bored by it.
Before I watch this, I am a skyrim survivalist. I love to see a content creator making a video in survival mode, no one talks much about it, so it's nice to see it every now and then :)
Rest in peace, your videos are legendary and will always have a place in me and my fiance relationship. On our days off we would cuddle in bed and watch your videos. Still can't believe you are gone man
I think it would be cool to do something like a no healing run where every bit of damage you take and every debuff that’s inflicted is permanent but for Fallout. So if you have to fight The Legate with four broken limbs and 1 hp then that’s what you gotta do. No reloads to take less damage. Then if you die it’s start from scratch
There actually is a fast travel glitch in survival mode. If you open up the map immediately after using the carriage it grants a small window in which you can use fast travel. It sometimes even works immediately after changing instances.
you have this skill of making your sentences full to the brim with purpose. E40 once said "im not talking too fast you're just listening too slow" and I think that fits you like a glove
Mitten, Im begging you to go to Bleak Falls and grab the stone and then head to Whiterun so you dont have to backtrack, especially in challenges like this where time is of the essence. Or, yknow, dont, cuz I also enjoy watching you do masochistic challenges such as these lmao! Great video as always!
@@TheFeltmeister i know man, but i'm just tired of seeing these bots I want to see some comments on this video, and curious about the replies too, and that's when these bots ruined everyone's mood
God help me who ever this reaches rest in peace brother. You helped me through my deployments. Semper Fi Delos brother thank you for giving me something to look forward to.
I will forever miss you Paul-Mitten Squad-Joseph Robert Wilson. Rest easy my guy. You provided lots of laughter in my life over the last several years. 💔😞
ae has a lot of fun addtionsl, Ae gives you all the Creation club content, all of it, the backpacks, the quests, the weapons, the armor, all of it all for $20
Pretty sure this was part of the free update along with fishing and Saints and Seducers… no need to shell out $20 unless you want the other creation club stuff
@@nickthompson1812 yes lewts be clear free update Survival, rare curios, fishing, saints and seducers. Horse armor (ie the elven armor) and backpacks, and hell the awesome Camping DLC thats part of the 20$ pack
"Might as well see how the far I can go before the machine that is my body runs out of quarters"
Need that on a motivational poster
Give no quarter!
@@ezraclark7904 can I give nickels instead?
Inflation hitt hard all
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I can just imagine Alduin, seeing a dehydrated, starving, frost bitten, naked, sleep deprived to the point of hallucination, batshit crazy Orc hopped up on dragon souls charging his scaly ass... All while in Sovengard....and just going "yeah screw this"
Reminds me of meth orcs from sexual lobster
@@thomaswootwoot bro wth
"You're trying to fight ME!? You can barley stand!"
"And doesn't that terrify you?"
This has to be one of the most masochistic challenges ever.
I believe Paul and Markplier could be great friends
Nope it would be more masochistic doing all this but only being able to use the rueful axe
I dunno. The eyes one was pretty bad it seems lol
So far
Get in da kitchen
Imagine being Lydia, watching the dragonborn stay in a perpetual state of pain, fatigue, and cold while only dawning a loincloth and somehow ending the dragon crisis.
Lydia: *Dies from pure uselessness, besides being a packmule.*
Rest in peace Mitten Squad, I’m sorry for all the trouble you went through, thanks for all of the laughs and good times brother.
Buddy, he literally said he isn't dead💀
@aaahwubadugh bro where did u see that?
@@theweepingangel7873 go to community posts
@@aaahwubadughhe made that post shortly after Thanksgiving. He was confirmed deceased about a week before Christmas
@@tylercheung1194 by who
I imagine the Dragonborn keeled over and died of exhaustion the instant the challenge was over
They were running on willpower and what was left of their dragon soul lol
Lettuce 🥬 pray
Well, they were already in Sovngarde
“I’m a man, not a calculator” is a quote that will live on through history
Omg I opened up the comments and literally saw this the instant he said it like it was some closed captions 😂😂😂
Until you become a mentat from Dune. Then you’re a calculator, not a man.
Not really. At some point, all men will be replaced with calculators. Praise our digital overlords with their traditional shout of praise: 80085
@@lemeres2478 you earned a thumbs down for that one
Extra funny because calculators were once a term for people who worked calculating with paper and pencil all day, and the majority of them were women, so much so that it was considered a "woman's job" kind of like being a cashier or hostess.
Judgments of that aside, adds to the joke in tongue-in-cheek, old school humor kind of way.
i still cant believe how miniscule skyrim's main quest line actually is. its like 5% of the game lol.
That's why I usually save the main story for last. Out of the 1500+ hours I've played Skyrim, I've only beaten the main quest like 3 or 4 times.
@MINA---♋️ begone bot
@@nellzdablackking I eventually get around to it but by that time I'm level 60+
There is a main quest? I never noticed between all the sidequests.
@@Dovah_Slayer *thotbot
I’ve never used the carriages as much as the first time I played survival mode. Never knew Dawnstar had a boat that serves the same function!
Really? I hated the carriages seeing as I had to almost always eat and sleep before using it and then again after arriving at the new location. But the boat from dawn star/windhelm/ solitude was the best
Really don’t know why they took away the fast travel function if you were going to take the wellness hit from the time lost anyway.
Yep, reminds me of playing morrowind in a way, though skyrim is a million times smaller than vardenfell. Still it can get tedious having to go way out of your way to get somewhere like when you have to do that dark brotherhood contract to kill the wandering trader. That shit sucks if he's all the way in solitude. Cant fast travel with carriages because he'll just move locations before you get there most likely.
There is a bug that lets you fast travel after you exit from an area as long as you stay still. Well sometimes it works
It's all fun and games until you get on a carriage to winterhold while not wearing your traveling clothes
Rest well, Paul. In honor of your legacy, I booted up skyrim, hiked across the map, slayed several dragons who got in my way. Found bucket, stole a wooden sword, stole the broom from an elderly woman, and walked the thlusand steps up the mountain.
I hiked to the top of the throat of the world, which at the peak i placed bucket with broom, wooden sword and fork. Closest point to the stars, where you are now.
I then booted up fallout 3, and gave grandma sparkles what was coming to her. I love you always, Paul.
Rest well buddy.
the pilgrimage, amen.
Amen
🙏🏽
hes not dead where did u hear that
Yes he is
@@cloverfield2005
"Thank you Dragonborn for saving the world! What can we even do to return the favor?"
"Just give me a full warm meal and a warm bed to sleep on, I'm in constant agony from deprivation of everything"
«Wait… I know… It’s no mistake. You’re a wanted criminal…» - Random Guard
You can see the pain in Todd Howard’s eyes at 12:34 as Paul crashes the masterpiece that is Skyrim Anniversary Edition! Good to see that 10 years was not enough to bring Skyrim down!
It just works
The sun was smiling on the cracks in my skin, I with the connection between my brain and spine hanging on by a thread of nerves, returned back across the world to Riverwood to find the journal this note came from.
Pure poetry
".. and upgraded my donkey to a bonafide jackass" is one of the funniest fucking lines I've heard from paul 😭
the dry tone he takes makes these lines gold
An actual decade with this game and I just found out that using a carage makes your horse teleport to you.
That comes with the classic Bethesda small--print of "Usually". But it is nice in survival mode.
I literally went back to this channel last night and thought "I havent seen a new Mitten Squad video in a while"
@@carlota1881 wow only fans are dispret
Legit same
@@carlota1881 "So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today."
Cheers I'll drink to that, bro
Same man!
Omg same lol
With all the debuffs this is basically a Greybeard playthrough
How so?
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 🤡
@Your Friendly Neighbour Hood Lean Dealer you're pretty much an old half blind dude that can shout.
It has been shown that grey beards need sustenance too. they have food on their plates and Klimmek’s entire job was to supply foods to them
Rip dude you gave me so many laughs and it genuinely made me cry to hear that you passed goodbye friend
every reccomended video hits so hard, it shouldnt as much as it does... rest in peace Joseph
This is one of my favorite’s of his. I never would have thought such a normal guy was suffering so much. It’s truly tragic. I’m going to miss Mitten Squad and his videos.
This is the first video of yours ive watched since youve passed. Still as funny and charming as ever. "As fearless in death, as he was in life" - Ralof.
indeed
Mitten: "drinking is not relevant to this video"
Me: " we'll see about that" *cracks beer
Buuuush! The beer sounded as pimp nasty opened the tab wille watching this mitten squad video as he was enjoying what he saw he drank the beer he bought from the party store on his way home from work.
Oh don't mind me character I'm just the Narrator
@@supernova582 narrators must not breathe, because that was a hell of a run-on sentence lol. just giving you shit. I thought it was still funny tho, im totally going to think about this when I read comments like sir pimp nastys from now on.
I miss beer 🥲 in a country where it’s illegal for us to drink lol
@@azrael9387 bro this is so sad.... oh well theres always lean
@Mario Nah been there done that plus I cant army does random drug tests lol
can we just take a moment to recognize this legend for having halo reach on disc in his xbox in 2022
I love how the last thing that happens is the player character becoming Addled from fatigue and getting chilly.
stopped playing skyrim for almost half a year, but i still keep watching this dude, now i wanna play again
Bro I don’t even play Skyrim, never have, but I’m a huge fallout fan so I watch all of his Skyrim videos anyway. I’m positive I could pick it up for the first time and know how to beat it though 😂🙏🏻💪🏻😎
@@kadecoleman4104 It would be harder not to beat it, actually
This man survived being at 0 health, absolute legend
I’ve literally played survival mode legendary difficulty and it turns this game into a whole different experience.
It really does,and I love it
I just started that and WOW it’s so different. Enemies take almost no damage it’s insane
@@raulw858 you always need to prep for encounters and adventures out of town, and using Npc’s basically required cause you die in 2 shots.
I don't know why but skyrim challenges are both hilarious and incredibly interesting, theres like 4+ channels that do skyrim challenges including you!
There's WAAAAAYYY more than 4.
@@popejoeii Name them all
@@StationaryGamingReal no u
@@adamkaris ua-cam.com/video/abJOMjsgc-8/v-deo.html
Name all of them, I only know Mitten, Nerbit, Goose_Itz and I guess Mah Dry Bread kinda counts, but not really
This was one of your best Skyrim videos so far lol
Definitely my favourite.
I love how one of his deaths had him painstakingly reading an elder scroll _while_ dying.
“I began to feel tired, which is a side effect of being tired.”
- Paul, 2022
R.I.P mitten squat. You are missed
Bethesda owes mitten for carrying all of their games.
Nerbit
@@gavinl1565 Who?
@@Drakith90 another game challenge UA-camr. He has some of his own unique challenge videos too
Bethesda should hire him to do a voice for Fallout 5.
@@ClassicGuy57 there will never be a fallout 5. Bethesda has given up on the series
I miss you. Hope you’re doing well. Watching these old videos hoping to get them passed 1M
“Use deception, mind-games, lying”
Is that a fucking Starsiege reference in 2022? What a man
mittenman out here suffering so we don't have to, like a modern day Jesus
Lmao
Rest in peace
I keep rewatching videos of yours but when it comes to my thought that I will never watch a new upload from you It just hurts
"Can you beat Skyrim without starving or freezing?"
*continues to freeze and starve for 95% of the playthrough*
But I was surprised you can't apparently die of starvation.
I remember it making your health go down 🤔 or maybe that was when you were cold. It's kinda odd how how his health didn't drain. Or is it only stamina and magic that is drained without sleep or eating.
It's been a while
Of course, you can´t have it to hard for the casuals!
@@TheRealGameTime Not sleeping drains your Magika, not eating drains your Stamina, Cold drains your Health. The cold is the only one that can actively kill you, because Magika and Stamina are optional.
@@Marcus_Postma oh ok I couldn't remember
Since he was using AE, he could have made campfires for warmth. You make them at any forge with firewood and shit. You build them almost anywhere with the only issue being that it has decent weight but that usually not a problem. I always build a campfire atop TotW for when I have to deal with paarthurnax or alduin.
Is that with the free AE version or the paid version? Because Dear Hod do I need those
@@katiebrown3811 Paid, which gets you all the CC content of which camping is one of them. Camping is actually somewhat overpowered as it comes with a bed and the campfire which both warms you and allows you to cook some vanilla recipes.
@@1stNinjaM Also acts as a custom fast-travel destination outside of Survival. Because why not?
“Horses are notorious for being light on their feet, and very cautious when things go awry” Why do I love this line
Rip mitten squad you always made me happy when ever a new vid dropped, I’m sorry for what happened to you man
Nice horse armour! That could be a DLC on its own!
All of Creation Club is essentially DLC
@@pixamatergt I think man’s is referencing oblivion horse armor dlc
@@tannersrdr2clips432 yes, & now it's standardized thanks to cc
@@pixamatergt micro bs
We miss you Paul
This channel makes the best Skyrim content
*****content
Ymfah does better.
Mittensquad, nerbit, and Ymfah are the best challenge channels for Skyrim and fallout hands down 😎🤙🏻
@@kadecoleman4104 who?
Old eso stuff was good
May he rest in peace.
Hi Paul, would you consider doing more challenges form otehr Skyrim quest lines? Like "Companinons with only magic", "Thieves guild with only fists", "Civil war with only a companion" etc? I enjoy your Skyrim videos very much but I don't want you to get bored by it.
This is some mental levels of dedication, what an achievement! Can’t imagine the hours it took
This man beats skyrim more in a month than I have since 2011
Before I watch this, I am a skyrim survivalist. I love to see a content creator making a video in survival mode, no one talks much about it, so it's nice to see it every now and then :)
Rip Mitten
RIP Mitten, I don’t think you’ll ever understand how much your videos meant to the community. ❤
He did, I promise you brother, he did. Rip.
I cant believe paul is gone you were a great youtuber rest in peace man
“He sent Lydia to mars…” this one clip has had me DYING for damn near 10 minutes now 😂😂
He said save file data grows faster than cancer, watching this today hits different. Rip man loved the content for a long time
RIP Mitten Squad, your last Skyrim video was indeed as entertaining as always
Rest in peace, your videos are legendary and will always have a place in me and my fiance relationship. On our days off we would cuddle in bed and watch your videos. Still can't believe you are gone man
Hopefully wherever his spirit is now he knows there's a way to skip the main Dwemer ruins
Finally. . . IT HAS BEEN A WHILE! I enjoy this content. Thank you for this.
It's a treat to wake up and find a new Mitten Squad video. :)
imagine just seeing a Starving frost-bitten dehydrated Orc in Nord heaven
Do a "Is it possible to beat Domina using only the Saggitarius class?"
Now that one, I would LOVE to see.
Rest in peace Paul. We miss you ❤️
You know its a good day when Paul blesses us with another MittenSquad video!
"sober Paul" made me so happy. Congrats on keeping it up!
RIP King
I think it would be cool to do something like a no healing run where every bit of damage you take and every debuff that’s inflicted is permanent but for Fallout. So if you have to fight The Legate with four broken limbs and 1 hp then that’s what you gotta do. No reloads to take less damage. Then if you die it’s start from scratch
this man must beat stalker shadow of chenoble with just a knife i would love that
The contradictory challenges are the best!! Only Mitten Squad is able to beat these challenges mortal men can only dream of beating!!
I wonder if mitten knows that if you dismount your horse in water then mount it again you can ride through the sea at normal horse speed
Fuck yeah mitten squad upload. I'll be back in a few hours to watch this good ass shit as I fall asleep.
i’m gonna miss you man…
There actually is a fast travel glitch in survival mode. If you open up the map immediately after using the carriage it grants a small window in which you can use fast travel. It sometimes even works immediately after changing instances.
Every single comment stating from 9 days ago refer to Paul’s recent death, rest well Dragonborn.
this already sounded insane, but being reminded that you level up via sleeping really drove it home. I couldn't imagine trying this
God I miss Paul!
12:34 that wallpaper is gonna hunt my dreams man.
Rest in Peace, buddy. ❤
you have this skill of making your sentences full to the brim with purpose. E40 once said "im not talking too fast you're just listening too slow" and I think that fits you like a glove
Miss you Paul!!! As an recovering addict myself I am cheering for you and await your return. BUCKET!!
He’s not coming back. Sorry I’m the person to tell you
I love every aside and every veiled joke you make. Your delivery is perfect and you are very funny. Love your content
Cherish these videos friends
had to restart this from laughing so hard i couldnt hear him "make a potion that crashes skyrim"
Mitten, Im begging you to go to Bleak Falls and grab the stone and then head to Whiterun so you dont have to backtrack, especially in challenges like this where time is of the essence. Or, yknow, dont, cuz I also enjoy watching you do masochistic challenges such as these lmao! Great video as always!
It hurts me every time
Ive been playing skyrim for some time now on survival mode and i love it. Its so immersive
Can you beat Skyrim with only a fishing rod?
@IMOES. SEXYY what the f*ck...
Get out from here
@@MatsuSenpaii it's a bot dawg
I would like to see Paul's take on it. Nerbit's was funny af. He did it as Big the Cat.
@@TheFeltmeister i know man, but i'm just tired of seeing these bots
I want to see some comments on this video, and curious about the replies too, and that's when these bots ruined everyone's mood
Thanks for the content. Hope you got out and enjoyed some of the warm weather we’ve had.
God help me who ever this reaches rest in peace brother. You helped me through my deployments. Semper Fi Delos brother thank you for giving me something to look forward to.
RIP the best Skyrim and Fallout player 💔
You deserved so much better
Yo this video goes Insaneo Style.
Always an awesome day when MittenSquad uploads
we miss you bro rest in peace
Rest in peace Paul. :(
I will forever miss you Paul-Mitten Squad-Joseph Robert Wilson. Rest easy my guy. You provided lots of laughter in my life over the last several years. 💔😞
We miss you
Dragon bones can be sold to alchemists if you wanted to sell other things to general merchants. Handy for getting a few more septims flowing
i miss you paul
One year ago....I was here. Then the real game began and I returned. Just like Paul will....then the game really will begin.
can you beat a Mitten Squad video without eating, drinking or sleeping?
It's damn difficult to beat a Mitten Squad video no matter what you do.
First paul of Michigan and now Paul harrell 😢 RIP PAUL'S
This actually makes getting Skyrim anniversary edition worth it
ae has a lot of fun addtionsl, Ae gives you all the Creation club content, all of it, the backpacks, the quests, the weapons, the armor, all of it all for $20
Pretty sure this was part of the free update along with fishing and Saints and Seducers… no need to shell out $20 unless you want the other creation club stuff
@@nickthompson1812 yes lewts be clear free update Survival, rare curios, fishing, saints and seducers. Horse armor (ie the elven armor) and backpacks, and hell the awesome Camping DLC thats part of the 20$ pack