Beginning of challenge: "Restoration spells are really only good at doing damage to undead." End of challenge: "I had no answer in my Restoration arsenal for all of these undead enemies."
Isn’t there another spell besides the poison trap spell in restoration that can be used to attack you get it in the fucking dawnguard how the fuck does he not know that
@@byronrush9802 I think the dawnguard spells still only do damage to undead, which again, would be super helpful for his predicament at the end there, since they're way more effective than the vanilla anti-undead spells. But as for living enemies, I think he's still stuck with poison damage. And has nothing at all for dwarven automatons
Poli T. Heliu I was thinking that too there a part of the restoration spell line why the fuck don’t he use them unless he’s trying to make it even harder or he forgot
@@byronrush9802 He also could have just spammed Turn Undead on Draugr in Bleak Falls to get to 75, then buy Circle of Protection from Collette at the college and spam it to 100. Using restoration to actually Heal is extremely inefficient.
Pacifism runs can use other schools of magic like illusion. This guy was just being stubbornly dumb. He wanted a frustrating challenge, so he could have something to bitch about in a UA-cam video.
"I did not make those cars hit each other, I just covered the intersection with ice to ensure something funny happened after I left" I think this video was made by a certified madman.
There's an easier way to level up restoration. Get the atronach stone and find a flame spewing trap; the game considers said traps to be magic, so while it's hitting you you'll be constantly taking damage and replenishing mana at the same time, thanks to the atronach stone. That will allow you to continuously cast healing on yourself without having to stop to wait for your mana to recharge.
The moment his bubble burst, the very moment when someone told him he could've gone to Solstheim as soon as you get to the Windhelm Docks, and pay the 250 gold fare. No other quests necessary.
True, but you still need 40 skill to buy adept spells, and you need to get past the vampires in Dimhollow Crypt before the sun spells become available.
Y'know, since he used poison rune from the Dragonborn DLC, he could have gotten sun blast(I think that's its name) from dawnguard and save him some ballache from the draugr and other undead......wait this is mitten squad I'm talking about never mind.
Ya he's really missing out by not using vampire's bane. It literally explodes skeletons, and ragdolls the shit out of undead if I remember correctly. Ridiculously strong, and fun to use. Makes the run a lot easier too though
@@auntvivienne8669 I think it depends on the level but since restoration is usually harder to level up than anything it’s usually too weak. I could be wrong
Blaize Gurr That speaks to a quality, and just sheer density of Skyrim something that almost no game does now. You'll be hard pressed to find a game you get more that 10 hours of actual play out of let alone a single player non online game. Lol.
Khrashing Phantom Skyrim’s done so well because the modding community is what’s keeping it alive. If it wasn’t for them then it wouldn’t be re-released a thousand times with the same exact bugs as before that again, the modding community fixes. Bethesda’s made it obvious that they don’t give a shit about this game because other people will fix it for free
Laggervald Boius CXXI his discord server is/was called “The Official Ratatouille Fan Club”, and I’m assuming at the time someone refused to say “UWU” to him
c = magicka cost of a spell, r = magicka recovered per seconds, t = time to recover the magicka of casting the spell in seconds t = (c/r) If the cost is 10, recovery is 1/s, then the recovery time is 10s (10/1=10). The first shirt raises r by 75 percent, to 1.75. That makes the recovery time 5.71s (10/1.75). The second shirt raises r by 50 percent, to 1.5; and reduces c by 12 percent, to 8.8 (10*(1-0.12). Hence a t of 5.87s (8.8/1.5). Hence the first shirt was better.
@@noahcalder4279 I believe it's not during combat, but being below 60% health or something like that. Note however that the magicka regen from the restoration perk is additive with the shirt, while the cost decrease is multiplicative. The second shirt becomes slightly faster after that.
Anyone else notice he could have used the sunfire spell which counts as restoration and does way more damage? Edit: For all you toasterbrains who spammed me without watching the entire video; I know that it only does damage to undead but it sure looked like he needed something that could actually damage the draugr in Skuldafn, hence why I suggested the spell.
you would have to beat vampires and unlock the priest who sells those spells. vampires are immune to poisin but he could get the perk to damege undead. could take ages but is possible.
3:55 they were Novice Restoration Recovery 1/2 Regeneration Restoration Dual Casting 11:28 Apprentice Restoration Adept Restoration 16:57 Respite Recovery 2/2 *Undetermined* Juggernaut 1/5 and his full name was Ian Douglas UwU
@@needmorebagels6217 That's not true at all. For one it starts with two buttons open. Also, the first button doesn't do anything, so you'd just be pressing the first button forever.
I remember Gophers playthrough with Richard and this part. Hilariously funny :D Please bash Skyrim for ist shitty puzzles. They are made for braindead snails like the other parts of the game.
I love the sheer amount of spite it takes to finish these nearly impossible "can you beat" lets plays. excellent job and you struggled so we dont have to.
I don’t know if the same thing applies to ascending as it does acceleration, since there is no such thing as deceleration, it’s negative acceleration technically
I was getting so ready to prove that I knew the little-known place you were talking about and then you said High Hrothgar and then I realised I was being ridiculous.
@@a5-806 I collect spoons. Not for any ganeplay reason, I just like imagining a random Nord setting down to a nice, hot dinner one night only to realize some fucking lunatic ransacked their house for spoons.
You actually can go to Solstheim before being confronted by the cultists, it's even cheaper than normal It's a great way to get heavy armour right off the bat
"Ustengrav is easier than my sister. Keep your hands in front of your face, pretend you aren't being hit, and you can get through this ordeal without any problems." Holy shit. dude
With rates and capacity, you can achieve >100%. Examples being regenerating magic at 2.5/sec instead of 1/sec is a 150% increase in recovery rate. What you can't decrease by more than 100% is the amount of time it takes for an action to occur. 100% time reduction becomes instantaneous and it is impossible for an action to be performed faster than instantaneous without time travel
If he's going to do this might as well just gear a companion and that be that. Since it's basically the same thing, just with minutemen, not to mention he can't use it indoors so it would be quite boring tbh. I'd prefer Deigo's idea, since it makes it slightly more interesting, but I don't think it deals damage, so it would be the same thing all over again. In my book, if a companion is needed to do the work, it's a boring challenge.
Wouldn't be so hard if he got a bunch of Minutemen camps. Then he could just shoot it in most outside locations and get backup. Now indoors, not so much. Probably painful any way you slice it.
"if youre wrapped in a chain and dropped into an empty bathtub to drown, a snorkel womt save you." is actually a fucking raw line and should become a proverb
Uncharted is a game about stealing. Most of what you steal is ammo. The more you kill, the more ammo you get to reload. But can you beat Uncharted without reloading?
@@trentonsheffer5198 exactly. Switch between different weapons. And the original Uncharted has wall clips that can skip entire chapters, if something gets too difficult.
Send this man Chuck E. Cheese ball pit balls for Christmas, along with a map detailing which location it’s from! There’s only like 800 locations world wide, it’s not even that unrealistic.
@@OpaqueWindow make one. Just find a bucket filled with random balls. Throw on a stivky note that says "ball pitt (not for kids)" and than it's official. It's called finding creative solutions
You couldn't progress with the story because after the Battle of Whiterun. Jarl Balgruuf gets replaced by Vignar Gray-Mane but this doesn't not happen of course if you fail to speak to Ulfric Stormcloak about it. Him not talking to you is a one of the MANY quest glitches that litters Bethesda games.
Rest in peace, bro. Me and my wife would cuddle and watch your videos every night before bed. Wherever you are, I hope you know you're still appreciated. Sending love to your friends and family. ❤
Dude, I love how you have found a passion in life. It is clear you love making videos. All though this video is old I hope you still enjoy making videos. Your personality is great.
DoodleBob there’s a glitch using telekinesis to get 100 in its skill tree immediately. Then you can just reset to get it to 100 again for more levels. Also it can be really easy to make a piece of enchanted gear that will just reduce cost of telekinesis by 100%
If only Paul had a restoration spell that sured addictions. Miss you, still watching your videos if there is an afterlife I hope it's treating you well o7
@@shreknskrubgaming7248 nah you've had the perfectly balanced amount of internet, another dose of brain frying and you'll be worthy to join the ranks of crackheads
"75 is more than 50, but 50+12 is also less than 75. However, because 50 is 2/3 of 75, and you can never have more than 100% of anything, you add 2/3 of 100, which is 66, to the 12 to get you to 78." -Paul of Mitten Squad, 2019
I would like to give input on the stormcloak problem, which I also recently had. Sometimes when you leave Whiterun before Balgruuf is finished ranting at gray face, it will prevent the quest from progressing. The best way to resolve this is to go back to Dragonsreach and talk to everyone that isnt a guard. Then go back to Ulcer and it should countinue.
Wanna know something interesting about going to solsteim early? I did exactly that and its abit different...I went to miraaks temple but it was closed off so I used a plate to clip through the iron gate which worked and I could explore inside. When you got to solsteim early the whole miraak incident never happened yet so everything is normal-ish.
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic! And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
bruh
HOCKYSTICK HANDLE
I've been looking for this Comment. 😂
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
*You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?!?*
Beginning of challenge: "Restoration spells are really only good at doing damage to undead."
End of challenge: "I had no answer in my Restoration arsenal for all of these undead enemies."
Isn’t there another spell besides the poison trap spell in restoration that can be used to attack you get it in the fucking dawnguard how the fuck does he not know that
@@byronrush9802 I think the dawnguard spells still only do damage to undead, which again, would be super helpful for his predicament at the end there, since they're way more effective than the vanilla anti-undead spells. But as for living enemies, I think he's still stuck with poison damage. And has nothing at all for dwarven automatons
giggityguy There’s got be a way i’ll see if I can find it
@@byronrush9802 did you find it
@@byronrush9802 did you find it
"If you're wrapped in a chain and dropped into an empty bathtub to drown, a snorkel won't save you," is pure poetry.
should put it in a pop song
Dovaken
I started reading this comment the same time it came on in the video. Lol
@Skyth :D 4:37
@Skyth :D no prob
"I didn't make the cars crash, I just covered the intersection with ice and waited for something funny to happen" bro, same.
Wait wat
Hey Jar-Jar, why tf are you saying you're Stalin?
@Egolo Egman my comment's a year old dude 💀
@@noahenglish1941round 2
"30 seconds is longer than you think, ask anyone who's ever been on fire."
This man is a genius
Top ten pickup lines to use at the bar
Yes
I tried to tell this to my gf and it didn't work as well as I thought
It is. Ive been on fire. One hand only. But...
Leonardo Henrique Spies His intelligence is beyond us 😂
"I eventually realized this restoration tree could be used to heal people" how you say that with a straight tone?
Where was that at-
Basically Lacy 11:12
@@ZeroRelevance thank you
But he doesn't say exactly that does he?
He doesn't have a choice in the matter
Restoration: The magic you use for when you don't have 112 cheese wheels in your inventory.
Only 112 cheese wheels? Pathetic
who needs cheese wheels when you can just steal everyones sweet rolls
You mean you guys don't carry 7 buffets of food in your pockets?
When your mods rid you of your za warudo in the inventory.
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE
This has always been and will always be my favorite Mitten Squad video.
RIP, Paul.
Same 😢
First one I’ve seen in a year now I know why he will be missed
Wait he died?!?!!?
@@Weedoctosadly yes, he passed away in December '23
Bros restoration level wasn't high enough 💀
"They couldn't be poisoned" The moment you realize you need restoration to deal damage to undead in the last stretch of the game.
i'm not sure why he didn't just use sunfire tbh
Mustard Bastard
Or that fucking awesome flair/aura spell that burns undead. I love the Dawnguard DLC
Poli T. Heliu I was thinking that too there a part of the restoration spell line why the fuck don’t he use them unless he’s trying to make it even harder or he forgot
@@byronrush9802 He also could have just spammed Turn Undead on Draugr in Bleak Falls to get to 75, then buy Circle of Protection from Collette at the college and spam it to 100.
Using restoration to actually Heal is extremely inefficient.
@@zeropolicy7456Be careful when dual casting, as it can sometimes crash your game
“The number of bear traps I activated for sexual reasons turned my ankles into a fine powder”
Ur pfp fits weirdly
New soul in terraria discovered!
Soul of Meat
"The essence of ankels"
Jennifer Miller did terraria get really weird since I last played like 4 years ago
I see..
Why is mama eating nose sugar?
"Can you beat Skyrim with only restoration?"
Well that's just pacifism with extra steps
Can you beat Dio with only Emerarudo Sprasho ?
Kakyoin!Donut!Let me heal you.
Until he started KILLING people
Pacifism runs can use other schools of magic like illusion. This guy was just being stubbornly dumb. He wanted a frustrating challenge, so he could have something to bitch about in a UA-cam video.
@@ericstaples7220 Well yes and no. Restoration can kil enemies (if you get the poison) so not a true pacifist run.
them: “restoration is there to heal you! If it does damage it isnt restoration!”
me: nervously reading the side-effects of my medication
The game does say it’s the manipulation of life forces
They are too worried about their margins to put extra holy magic in their drugs.
"I did not make those cars hit each other, I just covered the intersection with ice to ensure something funny happened after I left"
I think this video was made by a certified madman.
At least its certified...
After all the videos he's made? I'm surprised that's the worst I've heard from him.
*Sheogorath wants to know your location*
He killed every enemy by slowly poisoning them over several minutes. Of course he's mad.
Have you ever seen a mitten squad video?
imagine what he sounds like with a cold
lol
Plot twist: he sounds normal
Double twist: he only records when he has a cold to fool us all
Sounds like Ol Dirty from Wu Tang Clan
Ooh das a good one
There's an easier way to level up restoration. Get the atronach stone and find a flame spewing trap; the game considers said traps to be magic, so while it's hitting you you'll be constantly taking damage and replenishing mana at the same time, thanks to the atronach stone. That will allow you to continuously cast healing on yourself without having to stop to wait for your mana to recharge.
Good to know
There's also the Equilibrium spell
@@That_Ginger_Bard thank you
Firock Finion thank
Saborhagen
Then you’d be casting a spell that’s not needed and is not a restoration spell.
The moment his bubble burst, the very moment when someone told him he could've gone to Solstheim as soon as you get to the Windhelm Docks, and pay the 250 gold fare. No other quests necessary.
True, but you still need 40 skill to buy adept spells, and you need to get past the vampires in Dimhollow Crypt before the sun spells become available.
The High Hrothgar joke threw me off so much it took me a few seconds to remember that I knew what it was
@Nate Mullin that's some advanced mitten squad logic
Same
Y'know, since he used poison rune from the Dragonborn DLC, he could have gotten sun blast(I think that's its name) from dawnguard and save him some ballache from the draugr and other undead......wait this is mitten squad I'm talking about never mind.
Ya he's really missing out by not using vampire's bane. It literally explodes skeletons, and ragdolls the shit out of undead if I remember correctly. Ridiculously strong, and fun to use. Makes the run a lot easier too though
You need to get past a bunch of vampires in Dimhollow Crypt and free Serana before you can get those spells. It's just shifting the problem.
@@TheMoonRover you can poison vampires tho, so it's not like he couldn't have done it.
@@matthewsimon6170 aren't vampires immune to poison though?
@@auntvivienne8669 I think it depends on the level but since restoration is usually harder to level up than anything it’s usually too weak. I could be wrong
I love how skyrim is 8 years old and still gets new content
world of warcraft is 15 years old and they're still milking that old cow
@@mygetawayart the thing is that's a mmo and has expansions released almost yearly
Blaize Gurr That speaks to a quality, and just sheer density of Skyrim something that almost no game does now. You'll be hard pressed to find a game you get more that 10 hours of actual play out of let alone a single player non online game. Lol.
@@khrashingphantom9632 Breath of the Wild? Persona 5?
Khrashing Phantom Skyrim’s done so well because the modding community is what’s keeping it alive. If it wasn’t for them then it wouldn’t be re-released a thousand times with the same exact bugs as before that again, the modding community fixes. Bethesda’s made it obvious that they don’t give a shit about this game because other people will fix it for free
"if you're wrapped in a chain and thrown in an empty bathtub to drown, a snorkel won't save you"
- Jarl Mitten the greater
really good qoute
I read this in time with the video. Freaky
"What's hers is mine, what's mine is mine"
-Skyrim life dicipline
I was dyiiiing dude
I'm the 666 like
Le Rat Conteur liluzivert
Luzivert
Lucifer
Guys, stop liking ! You ruined the effect of my comment ! X)
wife* discipline
“I’m like, 95% nasal”
I agree
He sounds like Feegan the vegan from South Park.
He sounds like someone from fucking Futurama
believe it or not... i have heard a couple more nasally idiots before. hard to believe i know, but know they exist! strangely...
When he said thag I was literally "No shit!"
His voice legitimately pisses me off, like I can’t even listen to it
"Named myself something that a certain someone in a certain mouse movie discord refuses to say to me." There's a lot to unpack here
Laggervald Boius CXXI his discord server is/was called “The Official Ratatouille Fan Club”, and I’m assuming at the time someone refused to say “UWU” to him
Maybe he's an ironmouse fan?
and he censored his own name for the rest of the video
I do love the film ratat-uwu-ee.... And mickey mouse is s#$&
@@Father_Qese who's ironmouse?
9:31
“East? I thought you said Weast!”
“What kinda compass you readin, lad?”
"That's west, Patrick. You're fired again."
"30 seconds is longer than you think, ask anyone whose ever been on fire."
So glad I wasn't drinking anything.
Same here. Lol!
I was howling when he said that
"Did a sweet backflip as I embraced death" Is my favourite quote ever
Equating the unstoppable force of the messenger to death was even better.
c = magicka cost of a spell, r = magicka recovered per seconds, t = time to recover the magicka of casting the spell in seconds
t = (c/r)
If the cost is 10, recovery is 1/s, then the recovery time is 10s (10/1=10).
The first shirt raises r by 75 percent, to 1.75. That makes the recovery time 5.71s (10/1.75).
The second shirt raises r by 50 percent, to 1.5; and reduces c by 12 percent, to 8.8 (10*(1-0.12). Hence a t of 5.87s (8.8/1.5).
Hence the first shirt was better.
Doesn't magicka regen slower during combat though?
@@noahcalder4279 I believe it's not during combat, but being below 60% health or something like that.
Note however that the magicka regen from the restoration perk is additive with the shirt, while the cost decrease is multiplicative. The second shirt becomes slightly faster after that.
School’s cancelled, why the fuck are you still doing math?
Grass 🤣🤣🤣
Lewis M. Henderson um thats too much math for me
Rest in peace, king.
How dare you disrespect buckets
What’s the deal with the buckets can someone explain?
@@zacoman2225 watch others Skyrim videos from this guy
I know right? Run is forfeit.
Desterus yeah I know he usually loves buckets but why?
BucketRights!
Doing the Blackreach puzzle for the 100th time:
You: Looks it up
Me, an intellectual: Presses buttons until it works.
Same
Yes.
i just did that yesterday swear haha i was streaming, i wasn't gonna look it up and disappoint my 1 and only viewer lmfao
@@levigrafton6854 give me a link bro, ur gonna have 2 viewers from now on
I always guess and I always get it, right.
I just maxed heavy armor with the perk that makes them hit themselves. It can’t be held against me if they kill themselves!
ShinzuiLP we gotta get a heavy armor only play through then
@@ethandickie I second that notion
@@ethandickie that's easy I normally only play with heavy armor
@@yves_santa7 yea but you do realise he's got to get the kills with heavy armour I would assume that you use weapons or spells when you play
@@MEGURMAN What do you mean?
Rip to our king, the man who used a school of magic designed to damage undead and forgot to damage undead
Anyone else notice he could have used the sunfire spell which counts as restoration and does way more damage?
Edit: For all you toasterbrains who spammed me without watching the entire video; I know that it only does damage to undead but it sure looked like he needed something that could actually damage the draugr in Skuldafn, hence why I suggested the spell.
you would have to beat vampires and unlock the priest who sells those spells. vampires are immune to poisin but he could get the perk to damege undead. could take ages but is possible.
There's a spell book sitting in Fort Dawnguard somewhere
This only demonstrates that he prioritizes suffering, not completing the game.
Yep
@@deeplysuperficial1637 He used dragonborn tho
Has anyone else never seen the jarl swimming outside??
Wait he does that?
songbird 64 Wait, you haven’t? I see it on most of my playthroughs.
He can go outside??
I have
Never seen him outside before
So about this sister.
It's country time
I'd also like to know more about this sister
Yee haw
Was an abuse joke tho uwu... unless, you're into that you kinky fuckers!
oωο
3:55
they were
Novice Restoration
Recovery 1/2
Regeneration
Restoration Dual Casting
11:28
Apprentice Restoration
Adept Restoration
16:57
Respite
Recovery 2/2
*Undetermined*
Juggernaut 1/5
and his full name was Ian Douglas UwU
We solved the mystery. And potentially doxxed someone in the process.
@@Daveaintreal all in the name of SCIENCE
He used mods. There’s no such thing as a “high hrothgar”
A name Um AsKuAlLy ItS iN tHe GaMe!
That's Impossible lmaooo
The what now
I know this is a joke but *why*
High what?
Honestly with the Blackreach Elder Scroll thing, I just kinda press the buttons until it does what I want
@@needmorebagels6217 That's not true at all. For one it starts with two buttons open. Also, the first button doesn't do anything, so you'd just be pressing the first button forever.
NeedMoreBagels no one ever said Skyrim was renowned for its puzzles.
It's the only way to do it and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Exactly!
I remember Gophers playthrough with Richard and this part. Hilariously funny :D
Please bash Skyrim for ist shitty puzzles. They are made for braindead snails like the other parts of the game.
I love the sheer amount of spite it takes to finish these nearly impossible "can you beat" lets plays. excellent job and you struggled so we dont have to.
"I ascended down the mountain"
So you descended.
I don’t know if the same thing applies to ascending as it does acceleration, since there is no such thing as deceleration, it’s negative acceleration technically
@@Hscaper descending is a real word XD
With all the shit he says, you didn't have a single clue it was a joke?
I will use that
Are you new to Mitten squad by any chance... That's part of the humor on this channel
Yes, if you're a serial killer who slowly poisons his enemies to death
"What's her's mine , what's mine's mine" - illusion 100
Speech 100
You just described my dog relationship with my mom
I recently did a lot of illusion and it’s so op
I was getting so ready to prove that I knew the little-known place you were talking about and then you said High Hrothgar and then I realised I was being ridiculous.
Ahh yes, Approximation my favorite offensive magic type in Skyrim.
You approximate them as their most hated foe, thus offending them.
the school of galvanisation disagrees with you
Deus Ex PS4 The School of Approximation may consider teaching Galvanization.
@@thaddeusyoung6061 of which class, teabag, horse or pubic hair?
@@deusexps4619 Galvanization is approximately Calvinism which approximately teaches approximation so yeah
still waiting on "can you beat skyrim with only a bucket?"
Bobzillaaaful I guess he could use telekinesis to fling them
You monster
@@seagullparent7867 sounds perfect for that challenge :)
I guess you can if you use telekinesis
I can imagine him make an excuse saying "Even though I am using telekinesis, it is the bucket that does the final blow."
“What kind of weird nasally freak collects buckets?”
Yeah, probably fights with a fork.
Rest in peace Paul, still getting lots of laughs from your vids, you have left a great impact on this community
Merry Christmas you crazy bastard
No u
Ok boomer
OK boomer
Ok boomer
Ok Boomer to you too crazy person
“What kind of nasally freak collects buckets?”
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MITTEN SQUAD?
Buckets are used for clipping. I always have at least 20 in my inventory
Just because of Paul I have started to collect them
We have to save the real mitten squad
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the bucket
@@a5-806 I collect spoons. Not for any ganeplay reason, I just like imagining a random Nord setting down to a nice, hot dinner one night only to realize some fucking lunatic ransacked their house for spoons.
You actually can go to Solstheim before being confronted by the cultists, it's even cheaper than normal
It's a great way to get heavy armour right off the bat
@Ronen Salathe Yeah the worst alternate starts are the Solstheim one and the Blackreach one.
“Farthentin” “Battle-beard” “Harold horn-holder” etc. 😂😂😂👌love the names
"I now have access to Delphine's secret chamber"
Don't trust her. All the men say that.
@@themetalsail1097 she's very loose
@Sightless_Seeker,
Oh? Do you go there often? Ah, I thought not.
Zero Nova Once im max level, we’ll see about that...
@@themetalsail1097 vagina
She let me in her secret chambers and gave me mud crabs. Enter at your own risk!
"Ustengrav is easier than my sister. Keep your hands in front of your face, pretend you aren't being hit, and you can get through this ordeal without any problems."
Holy shit. dude
This man is a gold mine for weird quotes
You could easily take this quote to Alabama, and they wouldn't be able to tell the difference
The "How to kill everything in the most miserable and painful way possible" build
Brought to you by: The Restoration School
"I have a lot of respect for the restoration school.. Skyrim could use more healers"
Restoration magic is good against undead and IT damage them.
Mitten "Doesn't use it and keep trying to use poison rune."
ymfah: *collects buckets*
Mitten: what kind of weird nasally freak collects buckets?
@Jalen Gauthier No?
@Jalen Gauthier r/wooosh
@Jalen Gauthier what? What is he being wooshed for no one needs to be wooshed here
@Jalen Gauthier 90% sure he's saying this because in a previous video he did the same thing
ymfah: *Stares at Paul silently as he floats into the air on the bucket*
"30 seconds is a long time, just ask anyone on fire."
my favorite line yet
Bro was one of my favourite youtubers, still miss him
Imagine "Can you beat Subnautica without getting in a submarine" now that would be interesting.
I mean thatd take alot of pipes with a air pump but I'm sure you could
Fairly sure the speed runs don’t use subs?
@@amartheblind9030 yeah I watched the adgq speed run and turns out they don't lol
Ballbag yeah saw that one in recommended recently, absolutely mad!!! Lol
"you can never have more than 100%"
Me: hides "adds 150% magicka robe"
Hides "2140354311% Magicka Regen"
With rates and capacity, you can achieve >100%. Examples being regenerating magic at 2.5/sec instead of 1/sec is a 150% increase in recovery rate. What you can't decrease by more than 100% is the amount of time it takes for an action to occur. 100% time reduction becomes instantaneous and it is impossible for an action to be performed faster than instantaneous without time travel
Fallout 4 with Flare Gun.
...please?
New Vegas with only the flare gun would be more interesting since it makes all creatures flee
If he's going to do this might as well just gear a companion and that be that. Since it's basically the same thing, just with minutemen, not to mention he can't use it indoors so it would be quite boring tbh. I'd prefer Deigo's idea, since it makes it slightly more interesting, but I don't think it deals damage, so it would be the same thing all over again. In my book, if a companion is needed to do the work, it's a boring challenge.
Not what I want but what I need
Wouldn't be so hard if he got a bunch of Minutemen camps. Then he could just shoot it in most outside locations and get backup. Now indoors, not so much. Probably painful any way you slice it.
@@tink5488 it deals like -2 HP over 5 seconds as a fire weapon
"if youre wrapped in a chain and dropped into an empty bathtub to drown, a snorkel womt save you." is actually a fucking raw line and should become a proverb
Nope
Uncharted is a game about stealing. Most of what you steal is ammo. The more you kill, the more ammo you get to reload. But can you beat Uncharted without reloading?
I don't think you can unless you pick up enemies guns before your mag is empty
@@trentonsheffer5198 exactly. Switch between different weapons. And the original Uncharted has wall clips that can skip entire chapters, if something gets too difficult.
@@gengarisnotinsmash... True or let sully kill the enemies when he's with you
Hows about just make it a use what you see run?
yeah actually!
"30 seconds is longer than you think. Ask anyone who's been on fire."
Edit: who's
“They learned me new words good”
@Gorilla Beanbag Imagine thinking you're smart by correcting someone's grammar over the internet.
Gorilla Beanbag lol youre awesome and funny!
Ive been on fire for a whole minute felt like an hour
*whose
Send this man Chuck E. Cheese ball pit balls for Christmas, along with a map detailing which location it’s from! There’s only like 800 locations world wide, it’s not even that unrealistic.
The official number is 600, so this idea is very plausible
I have 5 chuckie cheeses near me
@@utrunner1109 then you've got 5 balls to grab ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No ball pit in my store
@@OpaqueWindow make one. Just find a bucket filled with random balls. Throw on a stivky note that says "ball pitt (not for kids)" and than it's official. It's called finding creative solutions
17:31 when gameplay recording turns into a slideshows story telling.
If only it was that simple to escape the Call of the Buckets.
“Ignored buckets” WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS THE REAL MITTEN SQUAD?! TALK DAMN YOU!!
Yes brother you are indeed correct this imposter needs to speek
You couldn't progress with the story because after the Battle of Whiterun. Jarl Balgruuf gets replaced by Vignar Gray-Mane but this doesn't not happen of course if you fail to speak to Ulfric Stormcloak about it. Him not talking to you is a one of the MANY quest glitches that litters Bethesda games.
If you side with the empire like a normal person that wouldn't be an issue 😂
They aren't glitches, their unlisted features like the anti-gravity horses.
@@oldreaddy3341 do you mean the interdimensional space travel horses?
@@goldenrevolver4460 Yus
Rest in peace, bro. Me and my wife would cuddle and watch your videos every night before bed. Wherever you are, I hope you know you're still appreciated. Sending love to your friends and family. ❤
How dare he ignore the almighty bucket, it’s no wonder he has started a lost cause.
Even if he still did it.
Is this a new form of masochism?
You can take infinite beating and it makes you stronger so I think it is
Filthy commie
Democracy is non-negotiable
Wellcome,are you new here?!?!
Yes
“Ask anyone who’s ever been on fire” caused me to literally laugh like a school girl.
Dude, I love how you have found a passion in life. It is clear you love making videos. All though this video is old I hope you still enjoy making videos. Your personality is great.
Only 2 Gold per Cabbage?
What a rip-off!
Skyrim with only the spell telekinesis
Very possible actually
+1
interesting to watch. He would need to grind his level enough to have a lot of magica and also carry around a lot of items to throw
DoodleBob there’s a glitch using telekinesis to get 100 in its skill tree immediately. Then you can just reset to get it to 100 again for more levels. Also it can be really easy to make a piece of enchanted gear that will just reduce cost of telekinesis by 100%
@@calt7964 Enchanted gear or use that Black Book power that makes spells cost 0 Magicka for 30S
"Luckily for them, I was there to do nothing about it." heroism 100
rest in peace Paul, you deserved so much more.
Mitten squad: ignores bucket
Me: These are strange times indeed
Mitten squad: ignores bucket
Me: Now this is an avengers level threat!
Dude I love Batman
@@MittenSquad I love Batman in who is in the avengers
@@fusmoncoal6419 I love avengers which is in Batman
"Sentient Chocolate Milk Mix"
I want a mod that changes the Ashspawn names.
NOW!
Hehe
Probably takes 5 min to make, so go do it yourself
you don't necessarily need a mod, you can just rename them through console commands/the editing program Bethesda provides
Turning Ash spawn to nesquik
just get xedit and do it yourself, doesnt take long at all
"I went weast, when i should have gone east"
"What kind of compass you readin', lad?"
Dude I lost it when he said that
@@GlitchManOmega Oldie but a goldie.
das heisst Westen, Patrick! Du bist erneut gefeuert.
“I didn’t make those cars hit each other, I just covered the intersection with ice to ensure something funny would happen after I left”
He sounds like a kind of guy who can bring out the best insults in a rap battle.
No he sounds like he is in Antarctica
@@penitusoculatusagent8725 He has a weird ass accent.
@@WarriorofChrist612 it isn’t a accent. It’s called nasal
sun fire : exists Mitten squad : i shall suffer instead
“Meet the Medic”
You forgot the most important one
Constipation
Emancipation
Abolition
Funimation
Desperation
Masturbation
If only Paul had a restoration spell that sured addictions. Miss you, still watching your videos if there is an afterlife I hope it's treating you well o7
"And the time had come for the 2nd battle of Hoover damn" lmao
Nobody:
Mitten Squad: *I ascended down the mountain*
I'm quite ashamed to admit that I didn't immediately understand what was wrong with this sentence. I may have had a bit too much Internet today.
@@shreknskrubgaming7248 nah you've had the perfectly balanced amount of internet, another dose of brain frying and you'll be worthy to join the ranks of crackheads
Nobody:
Everybody: Shut up you sad, pathetic attention seeking little child.
300th like
He said abscond, not ascend. So he is correct.
"Luckily for them I was there, to do nothing about it"
Se xy pfp sl ut
Attention who re PFP
@@fenrir6031
@@fenrir6031 Bro you can cuss on UA-cam unless you're the only person in the world with the profanity filter on
@@WillowTitov fr bro
"75 is more than 50, but 50+12 is also less than 75. However, because 50 is 2/3 of 75, and you can never have more than 100% of anything, you add 2/3 of 100, which is 66, to the 12 to get you to 78."
-Paul of Mitten Squad, 2019
Beat skyrim overencumbered
it cannot be done.
this was a joke ;-;
Kira it can’t? I figured it could but it’d be horrifically painful.
Beat Oblivion overencumbered for insane fun
0w0 why do that
Ymfah could probably do it
"I said yes btw because he went to Jared" I literally choked on my coffee when he said that xD
Seriously?
You are one of the only UA-camrs that actually make me laugh out loud
SkeletonMan Same
SkeletonMan watch senza. A bit less family friendly, but same style of videos.
REST IN PEACE PAUL!!!! may you continue to play Bethesda games wherever you are.
Why didn’t you just use the anti-undead spells for those times when you were struggling with draugrs?
Is more advanced restoration level.
@@shinemobile6468 sunfire is apprentice I think
@@Shoxic666 will just flee the undeads.
@@shinemobile6468 doesn't it also do 25 points sum damage? Also stendarrs aura is useful.
@@Shoxic666 I tested in draugs and no damage, just flee.
Ah yes. The dulcet, nasal tones of Paul. NOW it feels like Christmas 🎄👃
“Todd Howard believes in you too.”
I don’t know if that’s a good thing
I would like to give input on the stormcloak problem, which I also recently had. Sometimes when you leave Whiterun before Balgruuf is finished ranting at gray face, it will prevent the quest from progressing. The best way to resolve this is to go back to Dragonsreach and talk to everyone that isnt a guard. Then go back to Ulcer and it should countinue.
You can travel to Solstheim at any point in the game, you don't need to encounter the Cultists beforehand
Well yeah but it's free if you encounter the cultists and he seemed like he wanted to keep his gold for the spells he needed
@@trypl3372 dude obv doesnt know the 2 easiest potion ingredients to make 10k in 5 minutes in arcadias
Wanna know something interesting about going to solsteim early? I did exactly that and its abit different...I went to miraaks temple but it was closed off so I used a plate to clip through the iron gate which worked and I could explore inside. When you got to solsteim early the whole miraak incident never happened yet so everything is normal-ish.