For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. So, if you strike a stationary freight train it will transmit back an equal amount of force and hit you as hard as you hit it. You're welcome for this useless fact.
@@Qintsal why? Sure it started off absolutely rough and thats an understatement but over the last few months it’s definitely gotten much better. And this is coming from someone who shit on the game whenever friends brought the game up. Its a great game if you go into not giving a hoot and just wanna waste time.
"Seeing as these are secluded old men living on top of a mountain, I became a hot woman in hopes of convincing them to skip the part where I scream on them." I started laughing so bad that I had to stop the video. These jokes just slap so hard. You are one of the funnies people on earth in my books, Paul.
Can you beat Skyrim as Emperor Palpatine Rules: The only attack you can use is sparks. The only thing you can wear is black robes. The only shout you can use is whirlwind sprint
@@shapesnatch1341 I think he should make sparks stronger. Like as strong as the continous stream. Since the emperor Palp. Is really strong in the star wars universe. But yes for difficulty purposes would be funny. But some enemies would take forever! Unless it's on easy. Lol
@@chancejewson1516 UNNNLIMITED POWWWAAAAAAAA Magicka is cc’d to like 1000, he can enchant the robes for magic regen/cost reduction, and he can seduce women with his creamy sheevy
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGun You sharing your opinions has nothing to do with anything that anybody cares about. Just go back to sitting on your couch while we can congratulate a man on improving his life
I feel like this is the perfect Mitten Squad video. A creative challenge that almost makes sense, jokes that slap harder than my dad, and the energy to match. This fellas, is Mitten Squad in his Mitten Prime.
When I saw the title, I thought you were going to use console commands to give yourself the items that your current target uses. Like, if you face a low level bandit, you have to use fur armor and an iron sword until the bandit is defeated.
@@Wurstklauer I actually proposed that same Idea to mitten squad a while back, except I referred to it as can you beat fallout/skyrim as the talented Mr. Ripley.
Ooh, that’s an idea, actually! Make a THE THING play through where every enemy he kills he ‘assimilates’ by putting on their gear and using their weapon.
I love your content mittensquad keep it up man I've been on rough times but man you always give a little light in my day man great job keep it up and stay strong man you know what I'm speaking about
Paul, your videos are popping up in my feed again. Bro I miss you. I didn't know you. I just knew you as Paul, from mittensquad. But there were so many nights I'd fall asleep listening to you play games or talk about your challenges. You were a different breed. I miss you. Givem hell wherever you are. This is where the real game begins. 🖤
I'm really glad that you're still keeping on the wagen, brother. You can do it, never give up. you rock, and your fans just want you to be healthy and happy.
I would like to see him beating this game with the "Living Skyrim" mod installed and ... well a "only life once" run... that'll be intresting because that shit's hard. He can get that mod on Wabbajack.
@@unoriginalhazard It's not actually a singular mod, it's a modlist. Basically a bunch of mods put together, often with a specific goal in mind. In the case of Living Skyrim, it's meant to make the world feel less empty and give you more stuff to do and discover. What's nice about modlists (or at least the ones that you install via Wabbajack, which is an app made specifically for doing so) like this is that the person who made the modlist has already done a bunch of work getting the mods to play nice with each other, which is about 90% of the struggle when heavily modding Skyrim, so if you want to play heavily modded Skyrim but don't have the time or desire to learn how to fit the mods together yourself, you can just download a modlist instead and it's way easier, and I mean WAY easier. Normally, putting 200 or so mods into Skyrim would take weeks if not months of tearing your hair out trying to get them all to work with each other without crashing. With Wabbajack, that gets cut down to just a couple hours, and nearly all of that is just waiting while Wabbajack does its thing.
@@BigManDaichi Idk. It's probably just a mod downloader & conflict resolver. Or it downloads the mods themselves already resolved for each other. Doesn't sound like he's over selling it. Just sounds like nothing else quite like it exists.
@@bbbbbbb51 its pretty much an automatic downloader. people make the lists, do all the conflict resolution, and then you can download said lists using wabbajack. takes a while to download some of the lists, but its damn near plug-and-play. iirc the only thing you have to do with any files is copy the skse and enb files downloaded into your game directory, and then start the game through mo2, which is also installed along with the list.
Hope you're doing well mate. Love the content but be sure to take care of yourself. I know the struggles of what you've gone through, and it's part of the reason I continously check on your channel. It's hard to see the light. I hope your today was good.
ive watched every ome of yout cant you beat ___ vids MittenSquad! Have been falling asleep to your sweet monotone voice for the majority of 2021, its always the highlight of my day man. Always surprised by how amazing of a writer you are, even after watching the same vid like 20 times lol. stay awesome
I just found out I’m devastated I’ve been watching these recently while I ride my bike I can’t believe there won’t be anymore Grown man shedding a tear
"Skyrim is full of all sorts of beautiful and exotic creatures From the majestic mountain rabbit, to your mother in law" ( This is by far the best intro ever)
hey paul, ive got an idea for a future video. im thinking “can you beat skyrim using only standing stone abilities?” its pretty self explanatory. you cant do any damage to enemies unless its with a standing stone ability like the serpent stones paralysis & poison attack.
This is impossible without mods, the abilities you mentioned work once a day so he'd only be able to do damage once a day. This is not a challenge, it's just pointless.
"deer, for instance, hit like a stationary freight train." Will always be one of the most legendary lines on UA-cam. Miss you Mr. Squad. Hope you're enjoying the big train station in the sky.
I think as a "Ditto" it would have been cool to become whatever is attacking you. It hits you change. I love this challenge and was a great watch. Amazing job
One of you best commentaries yet! You really have a gift of being able to tell what should be the same story in such a novel way that it is an almost entirely new yet enjoyable experience. I wish I could tell myself stuff this exciting so I’d actually do my work sooner rather than last minute, but then me having your speciality would make it less special and I need this to be special to feel joy in my life. Thank you for the joy :)
When he took a break from posting for sobriety, I put a comment somewhere on one of his videos saying how happy I was to see him embracing that. I’m Still struggling with that shit (and a hurricane) today, but I’m happy to hear him just reference that he’s sober Paul. Thank you for your time.
Your video popped up. I just want to say buddy, I hope you’re somewhere pleasant. We’re all down here thinking about you. Thank you for everything you’ve left us.
I thought it was just a long hiatus :'(
I would have waited 10+ years if it meant he was still here with us. Rest in peace, Paul ❤️
He’s not dead is he?
Omg he is. That’s awful
Still sad as hell
Yeah it's why I'm re visiting his videos @@justanormalpersonwholovesm8337
@@justanormalpersonwholovesm8337how did he die?
Theres a petition online to put mitten squad in fallout 5, this is where the real game begins
Share the petition!
link?
Link?
That would be awesome, putting him in ESO6 as an npc would be a cool idea too.
Link, NOW
I love how Paul is so creative with his words. “Hits like a stationary freight train” took me a second XD
For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. So, if you strike a stationary freight train it will transmit back an equal amount of force and hit you as hard as you hit it.
You're welcome for this useless fact.
Gotta make up for having eyes in different area codes
He's a poet
@@rustler08 But what if you threw something at it? Or shoot it with a gun? Will the force be brough to you or the projectile?
9:06 got me laughing.
Rest in Peace Paul, This is where the real game begins❤
The creativity of this channel knows no bounds
Yes it does, because he will never do a fallout 76 run 😂
@@SoggyCoffeeAddict😂😂 doin 76 dirty
@@SoggyCoffeeAddict pls never mention that "game" again.
Nerds
@@Qintsal why? Sure it started off absolutely rough and thats an understatement but over the last few months it’s definitely gotten much better. And this is coming from someone who shit on the game whenever friends brought the game up. Its a great game if you go into not giving a hoot and just wanna waste time.
"delphine heard trotting outside her door and bent over her desk for some reason" fucking amazing
took me a second to realize what that meant-
?
@@ronnierubel5664 You don't want to know
@@ronnierubel5664 your pfp is familiar
@@FBI-sr2eg Ayo?
Paul seems more energetic nowadays. I love it.
Agreed, he sounds so much happier and healthier than he did before.
@@smrtfasizmu7242 Did something happen?
@@vault6242 he found out about GFuel
@@vault6242 he mentioned in a community post a few months back that he was taking a break to get his alcoholism under control and get his life back
@@vault6242 yes he. Pooped
rest in peace Paul, you will be missed
Imagine walking into Sovenguard as a drauger and some guy goes "HEY! THATS MY BODY!"
Genius.
hey, is that you, joe?
joe?
JOE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-
This is the best comment that I have seen this year.
Rest in Sovngarde Paul
"Fuck!" That was the most energetic I've ever heard from him.
What time?
@@ReynasRaider 8:09 buddy.
I got an ad right after he said it... he's getting better at timing
I was gonna say "Paul is that actually you?" Like ive never heard him like that and ive been watching for nearly 2 years
I love how he censors "bullshit" about 10 seconds before and then yells "fuck" with such energy and without censoring
I hope that Paul finally got to where the Real Game Begins. Rest Easy . I will honor your memory and continue to enjoy your content.
"Seeing as these are secluded old men living on top of a mountain, I became a hot woman in hopes of convincing them to skip the part where I scream on them."
I started laughing so bad that I had to stop the video. These jokes just slap so hard. You are one of the funnies people on earth in my books, Paul.
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Guess they wanted to be screamed at. 🤣
As an old man that lives on top of a mountain, all I actually want is a hot woman to scream on me. And maybe some other things on me too.
@@superscatboy play uno?
@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme Depends where she's sitting I guess.
Rest in peace, Mitten Squad ❤️
My heart broke when he died as a horker and didn’t even call himself a Paul-rus.
This Mitten Rewatch binge this week is for you Paul. o7
"I gave Melbourn what I couldn't live without"
*Gives 6 buckets*
Buckets
@@MilMilMirta thanks
A running joke in the Mittens community is him collecting all the buckets he comes across
im gonna make a homestuck joke
Struggle is pretty good, gets a stab from the normal typing too.
Only in Gen 1 tho
Struggle is typeless
@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 not in Gen 1
@@Laszlo5897 True.
@Catman Inc. Bad enough that he hid his sub count.
Can you beat Skyrim as Emperor Palpatine
Rules: The only attack you can use is sparks. The only thing you can wear is black robes. The only shout you can use is whirlwind sprint
unlimited power!
@@iLoveBuckets69 One that fires a continuous stream? Yes. Wall of shock. But he wouldnt be allowed use it. Part of the difficulty haha
@@shapesnatch1341 I think he should make sparks stronger. Like as strong as the continous stream. Since the emperor Palp. Is really strong in the star wars universe. But yes for difficulty purposes would be funny. But some enemies would take forever! Unless it's on easy. Lol
@@chancejewson1516 UNNNLIMITED POWWWAAAAAAAA
Magicka is cc’d to like 1000, he can enchant the robes for magic regen/cost reduction, and he can seduce women with his creamy sheevy
Uhm. Whats with the Fight with Maul and Savage Opress in the clone wars. Sheev was op with the dual lightsabers.
Hearing Paul proud of his sobriety is honestly the best part of the video I'm glad he took the time off to take care of himself
Has nothing to do with Skyrim.
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGun Who cares mate. Be happy for the man, f*ck.
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGun You sharing your opinions has nothing to do with anything that anybody cares about. Just go back to sitting on your couch while we can congratulate a man on improving his life
i agree i just want the best for this man
So, about that... :(
Cannot stop laughing at "and hit like a stationary freight train" holy shit
I feel like this is the perfect Mitten Squad video. A creative challenge that almost makes sense, jokes that slap harder than my dad, and the energy to match. This fellas, is Mitten Squad in his Mitten Prime.
When I saw the title, I thought you were going to use console commands to give yourself the items that your current target uses. Like, if you face a low level bandit, you have to use fur armor and an iron sword until the bandit is defeated.
Better way to do this would have him change his attire to the enemys he just killed
@@Wurstklauer I actually proposed that same Idea to mitten squad a while back, except I referred to it as can you beat fallout/skyrim as the talented Mr. Ripley.
i thought it was like he turns into whatever creature he kills
@@metalcl0ne I assumed it would be a mod to make him mirror whatever foe he's fighting.
Ooh, that’s an idea, actually! Make a THE THING play through where every enemy he kills he ‘assimilates’ by putting on their gear and using their weapon.
Seeing this pop up on the recommended feed HURT. I thought for just a second he was still alive. Fuck.
I love your content mittensquad keep it up man I've been on rough times but man you always give a little light in my day man great job keep it up and stay strong man you know what I'm speaking about
Yes
Man man man man
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Feel this. Seeing his content continue to be made gives me hope.
Get over it kid
Paul, your videos are popping up in my feed again. Bro I miss you. I didn't know you. I just knew you as Paul, from mittensquad. But there were so many nights I'd fall asleep listening to you play games or talk about your challenges. You were a different breed. I miss you.
Givem hell wherever you are. This is where the real game begins. 🖤
You can physically hear the difference in your voice. It seems like you're so much better recently, and I'm happy for you :)
This!!
Physically hear. As opposed to mentally hear?
You are a furry, idc about what you have to say.
@UCXsQN7ucFqdoSKHI3uhhRNQ stop talking
@@potato1841 You're unemployed. Why should anyone care about what you have to say?
This video originally came out on my birthday, Paul really was a true gift to the world
I am now officially the one thing my parents weren’t when I was born, happy
"May the gods watch over your battles friend." Enjoy Sovngarde good sir.
I'm really glad that you're still keeping on the wagen, brother. You can do it, never give up. you rock, and your fans just want you to be healthy and happy.
Ngl his fans are so boring and dramatic. Where are the jokes and the comments about whay he does in the video?
Also happy? Gross. I am gonna puke
Few content creators can make me laugh before the 10 second mark, but the "your mother-in-law" line really got me. Keep up the good work, Paul.
"Your mother in law"
why is paul assuming any of his viewers are married?
I'm the only one thats married and he was only making fun of me
I mean adoption is by law right? Or nah
@@ChrisMortJr. I'm engaged don't worry you're not alone
@@ChrisMortJr. hey, I’m married too, you aren’t alone here
Maybe he is shipping some of his viewers and this is a 200IQ dis.
No one will ever make me laugh as much as you did paul, I miss you man
I would like to see him beating this game with the "Living Skyrim" mod installed and ... well a "only life once" run... that'll be intresting because that shit's hard. He can get that mod on Wabbajack.
I’m a troglodyte when it comes to current mods, what does the “Living Skying” mod do?
@@unoriginalhazard It's not actually a singular mod, it's a modlist. Basically a bunch of mods put together, often with a specific goal in mind. In the case of Living Skyrim, it's meant to make the world feel less empty and give you more stuff to do and discover.
What's nice about modlists (or at least the ones that you install via Wabbajack, which is an app made specifically for doing so) like this is that the person who made the modlist has already done a bunch of work getting the mods to play nice with each other, which is about 90% of the struggle when heavily modding Skyrim, so if you want to play heavily modded Skyrim but don't have the time or desire to learn how to fit the mods together yourself, you can just download a modlist instead and it's way easier, and I mean WAY easier.
Normally, putting 200 or so mods into Skyrim would take weeks if not months of tearing your hair out trying to get them all to work with each other without crashing.
With Wabbajack, that gets cut down to just a couple hours, and nearly all of that is just waiting while Wabbajack does its thing.
@@jimshotfirst4887 You sound so much like a spokesperson that it's causing me to distrust Wabbajack now.
@@BigManDaichi Idk. It's probably just a mod downloader & conflict resolver. Or it downloads the mods themselves already resolved for each other. Doesn't sound like he's over selling it. Just sounds like nothing else quite like it exists.
@@bbbbbbb51 its pretty much an automatic downloader. people make the lists, do all the conflict resolution, and then you can download said lists using wabbajack. takes a while to download some of the lists, but its damn near plug-and-play.
iirc the only thing you have to do with any files is copy the skse and enb files downloaded into your game directory, and then start the game through mo2, which is also installed along with the list.
Rest in peace man this next playthrough is for you
I hope these videos will never stop coming our way, Mitten squad passed the goat test then became a GOAT
rip mitten squad
Turns into fire atronarch: "I became a *hot* woman"
I mean... he’s technically correct
I mean atronachs don't have a concept of society, and thus are agender, but the person who invented the spell definitely needs some horny jail time.
@@blorblin I see nothing wrong with a spell that makes hot women.
Gotta love technicalities
Technically correct IS the best kind of correct.
200IQ
Hey Paul, Thanks again for being my evenings entertainment after a awful day at work. Rest In Peace bud!
Hope you're doing well mate.
Love the content but be sure to take care of yourself. I know the struggles of what you've gone through, and it's part of the reason I continously check on your channel.
It's hard to see the light. I hope your today was good.
I really like that. "I hope your today was good." I'm using that. 😊😊😊
"My quest took me way up to Traverse City"
Thank you Paul
Sees Alduin at helgen
Transform into alduin
Rip to everyone in helgen
Rest in peace Paul, may you beat heaven with wii remotes on your feet
I love the challenge, though I feel like for it to be ditto you need to transform into an enemy when you kill them until you kill another.
Who else is here to binge
Me, I’ve been binging his videos since he died. I hope he gets in elder scrolls 5 or fallout 5
Why are the comments never related tobwhat he does in the video?
Paul always manages to make me laugh, even when I'm having a stressful or shitty day.
I like to hear screams
@@GardenGuy1942 SCREAMM
@@rayp2112 🤤
@@GardenGuy1942 SCCCCCCRRREEEEEEAAAAAMS
9:49 alright lads, we must all name our children after Paul
ive watched every ome of yout cant you beat ___ vids MittenSquad! Have been falling asleep to your sweet monotone voice for the majority of 2021, its always the highlight of my day man. Always surprised by how amazing of a writer you are, even after watching the same vid like 20 times lol. stay awesome
was just watching your videos 2 days ago and it will never be the same, RIP
"From the majestic mountain rabbits, to your mother in law." LOL
Lol
lol
loL
Mother-in-law? you mean my would-be wife
@oh no Come on man
Genuinely impressive this has gotta be your most creative and clever script yet. Bravo Paul
I found it after two minutes of release holy shit never found a vid in under an hour
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i miss you vato. you are and always will be the best skyrim and fallout player. love you my dude.
Damn the jokes in this one are on point. It looks like Paul had fun here!
I absolutely LOST IT at 6:47... Oh my lord. I enjoyed this video a lot :)
I've never heard someone pronounce Maul like Mah-ool, and now I'll always read it that way. So thanks Pah-ool!
I just found out I’m devastated I’ve been watching these recently while I ride my bike I can’t believe there won’t be anymore
Grown man shedding a tear
Thank you for making my lunch break better 👍👏🤟
5:01 that sentence with the thing you are is great
Thank you so much for the subtitles
9:06
"Delphine heard trotting outside her door and bent over her desk for some reason"had me laughing for like 5 minutes
I've been waiting for this Ditto episode for such a long time.
Rest in peace brother
This is one of your best Paul. Thanks for the entertainment and thanks for being an inspiration on overcoming obstacles.
Hope you found your peace brother.. rest easy.
Quirks and features, you say?
Can't wait for you to start giving runs a Mitten Score.
I cried laughing when he said Those trolls won’t know what just kissed the pavement
More of a shapeshifter than a ditto. A ditto would turn into whatever you're fighting.
I knew that was coming at some point
He is just built different so shush 👿
Yeah it's more a "Can you beat Skyrim while having an identity crisis"
@@eloso2225 this would be an awesome title!
@@shy3306 lol I don't really take issue with it. I'm jk. So you shush.
Miss you Paul..thanks for always giving me a laugh pal.
Damn, got you in my recommended again, damn I miss you. Unfortunate that you died sir Paul
"Skyrim is full of all sorts of beautiful and exotic creatures From the majestic mountain rabbit, to your mother in law" ( This is by far the best intro ever)
hey paul, ive got an idea for a future video. im thinking “can you beat skyrim using only standing stone abilities?” its pretty self explanatory. you cant do any damage to enemies unless its with a standing stone ability like the serpent stones paralysis & poison attack.
how about you go ahead and try it. tell me how that suicide attempt worked out for you afterwards.
@@shadowdctr isnt that the point? its supposed to be a challenge dumbass
This is impossible without mods, the abilities you mentioned work once a day so he'd only be able to do damage once a day. This is not a challenge, it's just pointless.
Ritual stone and atherium crown
"deer, for instance, hit like a stationary freight train." Will always be one of the most legendary lines on UA-cam.
Miss you Mr. Squad. Hope you're enjoying the big train station in the sky.
Paul always manages to make me laugh, even when I’m having a stressful or bad day.
:3
The video concept:
Me: "Yeah, that's reasonable"
3:21:
Me: "I'm scared. Reality is slipping from my grasp."
mittensquad. I am proud of you how you are keeping up, I always knew that the challenge spirit applies to your real life. It just works.
3:34 he said " the big bad wolf stole all the tomatoes" while stealing cabbages and the subtitles says potatoes
I miss you Paul 💔
I think as a "Ditto" it would have been cool to become whatever is attacking you. It hits you change. I love this challenge and was a great watch. Amazing job
2:36 "I ignored my primal urges to eat the cats"
Thank you for all the laughs and bringing so many of us happiness, we miss you. Rest in peace Paul
Honestly it looks like a lot of fun to play this way, other than the constant crashes
8:10 is now my new favorite part of any video ever made by mitten squad
I'm glad to see his emotion starting to leak into his commentary
We love you, bro
One of you best commentaries yet!
You really have a gift of being able to tell what should be the same story in such a novel way that it is an almost entirely new yet enjoyable experience.
I wish I could tell myself stuff this exciting so I’d actually do my work sooner rather than last minute, but then me having your speciality would make it less special and I need this to be special to feel joy in my life.
Thank you for the joy :)
2:12 "I settled a debate with a few street performers." 😂😂😂 I will never unsub from this channel. This guy just tosses out these gems so effortlessly
When he took a break from posting for sobriety, I put a comment somewhere on one of his videos saying how happy I was to see him embracing that. I’m Still struggling with that shit (and a hurricane) today, but I’m happy to hear him just reference that he’s sober Paul. Thank you for your time.
That line just made my day!! "Jumped the castle walls, ate shit and became an armored troll" 🤣🤣
hilarious commentary on a video full of great content, well done with this video!
Your video popped up. I just want to say buddy, I hope you’re somewhere pleasant. We’re all down here thinking about you. Thank you for everything you’ve left us.
13:06 I absolutely lost it right here. I wonder how many people got this Just Cause 2 reference?
Dude I know I'm 2 months late but I was looking for this specific comment. I thought I was the only one who noticed it!
@@TheUA-camCommentor Haha glad to see someone else did, thanks for making me lose it again because I forgot all about this lol.
Hearing him talk about sober Paul made me proud 😌
The creativity of this channel always makes me smile. Well that and the jokes and his reactions to everything, so keep up the good work!
8:09 That was an oddly emotional fuck
This is great. I love these videos so much. I hope you make a living making these!
Paul i cant stop laughing whenever i watch your videos your timing and jokes are superb so thank you very much for all you do.
I think this is my favorite video from you lmao you had to back through the door as a Sabre cat, I love it.
This video started so much for me it helped so much thank you so much forever ♾️
Loved this channel. God bless your soul man ❤