Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever?
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Skyrim’s got a lot of magic in it. There are spells, potions, shouts, undead creatures, and even a handful of powers that let you transform into powerful creatures to obtain a taste of their power. But one such power wasn’t finished for fear of making the player too powerful. Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever?
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Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever? (in text form)
The beginning of the game is similar to this idea, stupid. The only thing of note that happened between riding into Skyrim and escaping out into the real Skyrim is that I chose a Khajit as my race because it’s the closest thing to a giant feral rat as you can get as a race. I’ll use the remainder of the opening to explain how this challenge works. Despite what your mind might be thinking, I’m not going to use a mod to turn myself into a Skeever, in fact I’m not using any mods for this playthrough, though that’s due to me being inept at modding, doesn’t have anything to do with this challenge in particular. As you know already, Bethesda had originally intended to let the player transform into three of the most powerful creatures in all of Skyrim: the Werewolf, the Vampire, and the Skeever. Just like Pokemon’s three Legendary dogs- Air Bud, Garfield, and Bidoof, one had to be removed from the game because it was simply too powerful. And while the Polymorph Skeever Power is technically still in the game, it is unobtainable without using console commands. Luckily for all of you, I don’t give a about cheating. So, freshly birthed from the escape canal, I used a console command to give myself the Polymorph Skeever power, equipped it, used it, successfully turned myself into Skeever Paul, and the real game began.
There’s something incredibly important that you must understand about this power, it wasn’t finished. Alright. Now I’m not talkin’ about the janky camera or the inability see in first person or how you can’t move directly left or right, you go forwards or backwards and can only move in another direction by making the camera face that direction. I mean if you do the wrong thing, the game breaks. It collapses in on itself, destroying everything, crashing the game. This is not like being a baby werewolf or a mob-boss kingpin rat like Ratatouille. It would be more efficient to explain what exactly it is I can still do, but I like to complain so we’re not doing that. There’s the camera and movement difficulties I’ve already mentioned. They’re annoying but not the end of the world. Attacking is not an option. Attacking, blocking, or attempting to draw a weapon doesn’t just not work, it crashes the game. Not that you’d be able to equip a weapon anyway because the Character Menu is off limits. This means all forms of magic might as well not exist. You can’t bring up the map, so fast traveling doesn’t work either. On the topic of movement, as a Skeever you can’t jump either. Leveling up, increasing Health, Stamina, Magic, or literally any skill in the game isn’t something you get to do anymore. And of course you can’t bring up your inventory either.
I’ll go ahead and let you in on a little secret. When I started this challenge, I fully intended on it being a 90 minute romp that turned into an 8 minute Mitten Prime video. As you can probably tell by the length and the channel it’s on, that didn’t happen. By now, I’ve probably arrived in Riverwood, spoken to a lady of the night about a dragon, and set off for White Run because, for once, I didn’t really have a plan. It was outside the gates of Whiterun my mind began to wander and I became increasingly concerned about how I was going to get through this. In fact, I was so paranoid that I turned to a British Coffee expert for the answers. For the briefest of moments my little grape sized mind thought I could use the special Necromancer rock to summon an army of undead brother rats to fight for me. But that unfortunately requires you to use a power, which is not only impossible for a rat of this magnitude but would also maybe fail the challenge. - Ігри
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Can you imagine being a guard at the Thalmor Embassy when suddenly a Skeever in a little suit and hat just strolls over, vomits a crumpled invitation on your shoe, and waddles into the party
Visualising this made me laugh my ass off.
That's the cutest shit ever lol
Elenwen's standars are only getting worse.
Great comment. Hilarious
@@lefteron6804 *better
I like to imagine when he read the elder scroll at the throat of the world using faendal's inventory it was actually just faendal reading the elder scroll to a rat like a bedtime story
@Logicalwren 23 Now Faendal *can't* see
Robin quotes, a freind of mine was in a brothel in Amsterdam called the throat of the world, when he left the brothel his legs were like jelly.
@@garyzod8818 guess shouting bdsm is a thing over there uwu
@@mr.v7244 the uwu adds another layer of hell to this reply
This is literally just Ratatouille. Rat knows how to do everything but because he is a rat, he can't do anything so he controls other person to do almost everything for him.
It would make the dark brotherhood quest line interesting
Enters the Chef quest a skeever with a hat "oh sorry i didn't know who you were"
Y E S!
Looking back on that movie... What happens when the rat dies??? The chef is literally fucked.
@@agenericusername2488 Remy is eternal.
I’d be shocked if there’s not a mod by the end of the day that fixes everything about this power
I'm honestly surprised there isn't one already. There HAS to be.
@@ElysetheEevee i remember playing around with a mod that let you turn into like 20 diffrent enemies (skeever included) maybe 4 years ago and it worked very well. I don't know if you could interact with things but you could definitely attack and move around cleanly
@@Teal_. I think you mean the druid mods. Something something wrath of nature. I was sad because it wasn't ported to SSE.
@@Teal_. only mod i knew abot was the breath of fire mod
@@RioManegos
You can port it yourself. It's quite easy with a bit of RTFM-fu.
Ladies and gentlemen this is truly where the real game begins
Ad victoriam i guess
*The true 'real game' FINALLY begins.
But now the game has truly begun
You have not even begin to play the game soldier
Hell ye
Rest in peace mitten may you gather all the buckets in the afterlife
They say there is a man who hates himself so much he completed Skyrim as a mere Skeever, you believe it to be a myth, but the legends are true!
A yes, the fabled tale of Paul "The nose" Mittens
Rest in peace Paul. I hope you’re enjoying an endless amount of buckets in Sovngarde
Dev: "The Skeever transformation is way to powerful."
Todd: "Remove it"
Dev: "But we could just Nerf it"
Todd: "Did I stutter?"
no but the game does
That's why there's no Combat Zone fights in Fallout 4, it gave to many caps for winning.
@@joshuaowens2418 that's just dumb especially considering the amount of cheats/exploits ther are to farm caps
Dev: "But we could just Nerf it"
Todd: "Do we look like Blizzard to you?"
@@joshuaowens2418 Yet they allow you to easily generate thousands by making purified water farms.
A poor cat becoming a mouse with no possibility of reverting the effect is the most cursed thing about this video.
I like how Faendal suddenly has to serve a giant rat for the rest of his life. Now try beating Skyrim as Nazeem.
he sure will be sending alduin to the cloud district
Chillfurrow farm sure is a nice starter house.
What is this a DougDoug video
I once beat Skyrim as Lokir of Rorikstead
From a giant rat to an even bigger one :(
"A British coffee expert"
The Spiffing Brit did not like that.
Yeah...I could feel his non-existent sponsorship to Yorkshire Tea slipping even further and further away with that comment. xD
@@LDLaizare they sponsored 1 of his videos and also made custom design sets of tea packets for him and people who bought through his codes
@@chaosryans Must've missed those videos. :U It's about time the man got some credit for his unpaid adverts! XD
@@LDLaizare yeah look up "spiffy tea" it was the brand but they put that instead of yorkshire tea on the boxes. It was awesome.
OK, now I'm trying to imagine why the game developers would have included the character playing as a skeever? The only thing I can come up with is...maybe some wizard or dragon priest turns the character into a skeever as part of some messed up quest penalty? Or, maybe some conjuration power used for scouting? Weird anyway and I see why it was cut.
because they were afraid
@@palewhiteperson what a horrifying statement!
Devs having fun testing stuff
Probably a joke for the people making the game that didn't get completely removed
Or maybe some rat king in an abandoned building gives you the power to turn into a rat
"A British coffee expert" COFFEE expert, this is the first scenario that someone calls him a coffee expert
Yorkshire Coffee
That's the joke.
YOOOOORRRRRKSHIIIIIREEEEEEEE TEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA
Spiff not sponsored, caugh caugh yey
He is an expert on the horribleness of coffee
My favorite video on the channel, the ending to it was incredible. Going to miss you Paul, rest easy. ❤
Your intros are so formulaic I would love to see an ai fed all of them and have create its own mitten squad style introduction paragraph
“Waited until the dragon was turned into a dragoff”
Rest in peace Paul. Truly a Legend.
Rest in peace Paul❤️
It finally happened
The comment I left like a year ago asking for this has come true
Thank you Nate
i saw you on a nate video
Wait, so his name is paul or nate?
@@CMillineum his name is Paul. Nate they're talking about is probably TheEpicNate315. He makes videos about secrets of Bethesda games, and, apparently, one of them had this skeever power mentioned.
"Imagination is what happens when annoyance meets drug use" ah yes, of course
That's not what Spongebob told me as a kid.
@@ElysetheEevee that's because spongebob is made entirely of drugs. Psychedelics mostly.
"Freshly birthed from the escape canal"
A very underappreciated line.
“but i like to complain, so we’re not doing that”
ya also like to get drunk and beat ac units, ac units all over michigan hell the U.S. fear you
Unrelated but I love your pfp
I love to get drunk in general
thanks, i compliment yours too, tho idk where it’s from
Me in the courthouse after slaughtering an entire household of orphans:
"Now this is where the real game begins."
Me-me don't know-know what Skeever-thing is-is, but Skaven will destroy Skyrim with Warpstone and technology, yes-yes!
When he mentions the best British coffee expert that’s when the real game begins
is it spiff?
LordMuffinToken I’d hope so or I’d be lost
At least Paul does the challenges he says he’s gonna do. Spiff just does the restoloop each video and explain it the same fucking way for 10 minutes before he actually does anything, and half the time he doesn’t even achieve what he set out to do. I like his other shit, but his skyrim videos are absolute shit. People that do the whole “can you beat x game” challenges are more or less just ripping off Paul’s formula, that actually works for him because he sets blatant rules for said challenges.
I swear, the funniest parts were you getting mad at the travelling.
This is where the real game begins
This is where the real game begins
This is where the real game begins
Not with a bang, but with a "what the hell are you doing?"
If you're playing LE, you can open your journal and press the "Show on map" hotkey to open your map if you have a quest selected.
I learned this from bondage mods. Don't question me.
LOL
Wait, do people play Skyrim for more reasons that bondage mods!?
I didn't even know you could do this
Typing “eas” into bing brings up easiest Skyrim follower as the first suggestion. Lmao
Mitten Squad subscribers being loyal Bing users makes too much sense, tbh.
Lydia is definitely the easiest. Get the Jarl's favor and that woman will carry your burdens if you know what I mean.
@@anonthe-third2367 you beat the lady in the pub in dragonsreach in a fight
Soon his face will be shown, probably won't match what we think his face will look like.
I’m guessing long dark hair, skinny, big nose, but still a sexy beast
I think it is nothing cause Paul is just a noise in our head this is actually a silent gameplay Paul is in your head so no face. That is my answer.
@@masejake8 I'm guessing long blonde hair, blue eyes, huge breasts, voluptuous curve, and thick eyelashes
I am thinkin a super fit dude but his face looks like... typical nerd with square glasses.
But definitely ripped as hell. C’mon Paul, gym time
Imma go with a humongous nose with lips for nostrils
I can’t be the only one overly excited to see this mans face
I am💀💀
It'll be awesome
This is one of the funniest Skyrim plays i have seen. When Jarl Balgruuf was talking to a skeever and reexamining his life choices i lost it! XD
Hey Mr Squad 👋
Today marks a very depressing milestone for me; it’s two years since I last had full time employment. It’s been awful and the virus has only made it worse.
Plus I just learned my grandmother is very sick atm, no idea what will happen to her.
So these videos might seem silly but they actually help put a smile on my face when things are really crap ~ keep up the great content man 👍
Hope your grandmother gets better.
You know it’s a serious video when Paul says “and this is where the real game begins” twice
"A British coffee expert"
*Spiff Co. wants to know your location.*
everybody gangsta til the skeevers start walking on two legs
Why do you do this to yourself. Is this method of playing games some ancient slow form of suicide
No, he is making a sacrifice to the Greek goddess Melani. The goddess of Nightmares and Madness.
By appeasing her, she protects him and his family.
"stairs are a a real profanity"
High hrothgar: you ain't seen nothing yet
The amount of effort you put into a single video astonishes me.
I love how you see tousands of problems in your self-given chalenge, like fighting as a skeever and you don't simply say "fuck this shit", instead you go look for a companion or whatever solution lol
That's true dedication
Who think he should do can you beat skyrim by only putting poison in people's pockets ?? Or has he all ready done that?
Irony
I am surprised this spell got slacked during QA. It seems on the same level as some other features of Bethesda games.
Broken as F***?
A British Coffee Expert.
Big Oof. Shots fired shots fired.
I’m glad everyone climbs the mountain like this, thought it was sum I’d get bullied about.
I can imagine the skeever transformation could have been used for exploration and secret hunting, probably the same way you use the tamed monkey in the Risen games (crawling into small holes to find hidden loot)
Rest in Peace.
"This is where the real game begins"
The best of limited memory is that when you forget stuff you can enjoy them again.. this video describes that.
can't believe this video came out 3 years ago and a playable skeever race mod still hasn't dropped. I wanna play as a cute little rat, wear cute little armor and cast massive destructive spells with my cute little hairless hands/paws
the bucket shot made the whole thing worth it
16:22 me as a hybrid glitched vampire lord werewolf who has been doing this equipment stack: this was a big discovery?
The scenic screenshots are a nice touch.
yes-yes skaven is ULTIMATE dragonborn!! None shall ever match out might-strength!!
This is basically the same thing as beating Skyrim while bound, but actually doable because you can at least get around the game and somewhat interact with things without it falling apart.
I really wish that bound video was actually possible, and its a shame that the game just wouldn't let it happen.
That bucket shot brought a tear to my eye.
If to “beat” Skyrim means to wreck or destroy it, you beat it man. You beat the shit outta it
Ratatouille becomes the Gourmet enters the palace and the guards don't even know it's him! :)
When did you become a Hellenist?
Surely, you are making a sacrifice to Melania, the Greek goddess of Nightmares and Madness.
By doing this act of madness, she would protect you from something worse in your Nightmares.
>Skeever running through Whiterun
"No lollygagging"
I love luring the cultists to their deaths. I took mine to both Jorrvaskr and Dragonsreach
Who is your master?
Faendal: This rat
The spiffing Brit is actually a really good creator and thanks for shouting him out in the video my dude
He’s alright at best
to make it easy there is a weapon that your companion can pick up, it´s an giant weapon that does around 300 damage per swing
Should’ve called yourself Lemmiwinks
25:00 this shot is poetry
16:25
*“It just DOESN’T WORK!”*
Next April mitten squad should upload a can you beat video but it’s 2 seconds long and he just says “yes”
Btw the way he put on clothes at 13:20 he traded with his companion if anybody worriying
“Freshly birthed from the escape canal” fucking lol
finally a 100% kosher playthrough
Ahem, scrolls through UA-cam home page on dark mode. Finds a graenolf vid. Sees something in the description. Finds playing Skyrim as a rat. Clicks video
5:54 bing leads to a path some would consider to be unnatural
"prepare my colon for the end of the world" is my new favorite sentence
I probably check in ten times a day for a face reveal since you’ve hit 1 million. Stop teasing me and do it
Paul i got a few challenges for you for fallout new Vegas you can only kill npc's while the song big iron is playing and in Skyrim edition of your choosing you can only kill enemies while Ragnar the red is being sung without any mods to assist with followers and without console commands
RIP Mitten!
My favorite part is when you tried to intimidate a guard as a rodent lol
Happy 1 million subs you magnificent skeever!
Congratulations on one million subs mitten
Squad and all, Mitten has achieved... *drum roll* 1 MILLION SUBS!
I'm calling the inquisition to investigate this heresy. Working with skaven.
Ok, I have seen a play through of Skyrim as a vegetable, but a rat is a new one on me!
Oh I can bring a dragon to its knees without silly spells among other things. I have I practice.
452 people are british tea experts
Congratulations on 1M!!!
Paul has done it. He has discovered Hell's 10th circle and made it into a challenge. Now this is where the real air conditioner begins.
The 10th circle of hell is beating nukaworld without taking any damage
@@Ben-yd7hb That would be more like burrowing through the tenth circle and creating an entire new one.
Paul
@@polik3192 Legends don't have names :P
@@georgehouliaras7239 yes they do, they are all named Paul
Time to rewatch everything from this legend. Rest in peace my friend
Same here
Wait what?
sry to tell you but, he died@@TheGamingEvangelist
Faendal was the actual dragonborn, there just so happened to be an oversized rat nearby that always got mistaken for the dragonborn
A very Fullmetal Alchemist-esque mix up.
No. He just acted like the Dragonborn. In fact, the real Dragonborn was a skeever in his hat, controlling his every move.
@@rosscross1483 Who was actually Peter Pettigrew.
I thought it's Nazeem...
"That skeever! It's the dragonborn!"
"No you idiot, it's the elf!"
I don’t take issue with the cheats at all, clipping through doors and such makes sense since you’re a rat and can fit in small spaces that normal characters couldn’t, liked that part with the grey beards, it’s like they tried to teach you then realized Skeevers can’t shout. And as for the vegetable soup, Todd Howard should be ashamed for not allowing a rat to cook. Anyone can cook.
I guess he never saw Ratatouille
Paul should've just found some ginger to control to do the cooking for him smh
I work in a restaraunt and I can assure you, not everyone can cook 🤣
Not anyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.
@@gamerguy6990 spoken like a poet
It's terrifying that skeevers can wear all the armor in the world and just don't
*The Skeever is the Armor*
Imagine a Skeever in 3 sets of deadric armour...
@@Zaire82 imagine a skeever with 13000 sets of dragonbone armor
@@angelic_Death. Something I never understood, why do people wear dragonplate armor? Daedric is 8 better for the base resistance, is it just because you like how dragonplate looks?
@@_b_moll yeah to me looks are more for armor then the stats for most playthroughs i do use dedric tho it depends on what im doing but yeah its mostly looks of it
Most heart breaking things to hear
"a show is cancelled"
"Item is incompatible"
"I did not beat skyrim as a skeever"
and "Children cannot use that"
But he did get farther than anybody else as a skeever! I went to Riverwood once before giving up and never using that console command again!
Calling Spiff a coffee expert hurt me deeply
"Connected, no internet"
The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
"British coffee expert"
SHOTS FIRED
Omni Wolf same thought. Hope he’s prepared for a tea-bagging.
Papa Spiff won't stand for this
O o f
I sense an incoming war
He won't stand a chance against a Spiff on Yorkshire Tea Gold
"You can't beat Skyrim as a skeever"
Paul of Mitten Squad: That warning won't stop me because I can't read!
Cause of the airconditoner sized nose is in the way, maybe it's even his "hiden pocket" for his veggie soup
Imagine Gerdur's face when a Skeever runs up like "Hey Ralof said you could help me out"
i laughed an unreasonable amount to this
Imagine a skeever comes to the greybeards yeah i am the dovakihn why ?
Skeevers are almost as underwhelming as the Legion.
@@dergurkischurki3943 sounds like the start of a terrible joke
Soup what are you talking about no it doesn’t
Imagine aiming your arrow at a random skeever in the Ratway and it just fus ro squeaks you out of Mundus
Squeak Squeak! SQUEAK!!!! (dragon born theme starts playing)
Yes
Fus Ro *S Q U E A K*
then you would be teleported to the year 2020.
Skeever: "Stand aside, or else."
Gate Guard: "..."
i wanted to like then i saw the number..
n i c e
@@drowningindanile7184 I wanted to dislike your comment so I did
@@blakebabcock8890 :(
@@drowningindanile7184 aw... okay I liked it I’m sorry
@@blakebabcock8890 it's oki
Can You Beat Skyrim As A Daedric Artifact Museum?
Rules:
1. No one cares about prologue--do whatever. Kill the radroach, smack the baby, whatever works.
2. No armor/weapons that aren't Daedric artifacts. No spells/consumables for battle (heal outside a fight if sanity decrees).
3. Until you can get an artifact weapon, use a follower to do the dirty work, as usual. Or punch stuff--challenge says you can't use equipment. You're not an equipment.
4. Shout when necessary to progress story; it doesn't invalidate the challenge. Nope, doesn't count; see? I wrote it--says "Doesn't count." That doesn't count, idiot!
5. ALL Daedric Artifacts are fair game. Wanna use Azura's Star to enchant stuff to sell? Go nuts.
Reminds me of the legendary only in FO4, i like it.
Probably not the most difficult one but definetly enjoyable
i mean shouts are daedric/aedric in nature anyways. seeing as they come from akatosh. would count anyways imo
The Sanguine rose is op tho
This isn't intended to be stupid hard like being a skeever or something--I just think this would be a neat way to play. Also Paul deserves a break from the daunting challenges he's had to delay in the middle of for months on end, imo.
Yeah I wanna see this, seeing God tear mitten squad bopping dragons with the ysgamor axe
Plot twist: This Skeever playthrough is also Mitten Paul's 1 million face reveal.
Paul is actually a skeever.
Correction skeever is paul
Paul from mitten squad has no face. As bethesda quit modeling that specific human for fear it'd become too sexy
That would explain the godhood...
Dragonborn: I need to learn the Dragon Rend Shout
Arnold: Well aren’t you just an *eager skeever*
"Arnold don't patronize me with your bullshit. I'm not in the mood."
@@machomanalexyt5736 "Well don't get your whiskers in a twisters"
"Daedra damn it Arnold"