Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?

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  • In the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, you play as the last Dragonborn. A mythical man, woman, cat, or lizard, that must fulfill their prophecy of stopping the Eater of Worlds with a wide assortment of weapons, magical spells, companions, and play styles. But what if you wanted to avoid all physical weaponry. Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?
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    Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts? (in text form)
    The limitations of this challenge are the same as every other weapon-restricted challenge I’ve done. The only way I can damage an enemy is with Shouts. No swords, no bows, no spells, no scrolls. That’s the only restriction. I can still use healing spells, I can still wear armor, I can still use perks as I level up.
    Fresh out the gate, I’m not even going to attempt to say that this a normal beginning to the game. It’s not. And I don’t care. After Other Prisoner made a run for it, I noticed something was off. Someone was dead. I ignored it and chose an Imperial as my race because they start with +10 to Restoration, +5 to Heavy Armor, have Voice of the Emperor as their special ability, which calms humanoid creatures for 60 seconds, and they have a chance to find more gold. I named myself Shouter McGavin, a ghost from beyond the grave gave the order to send me to the chopping block.
    The first executionee almost into position, and that’s when it hit me. The Captain who kicks the soldier’s head onto the block was dead. With no-one to kickstart the execution, it would never begin. I tried speeding up the game to see if anything happened. At one point, I had ratcheted it up to 500x speed, days were passing in mere seconds. It did nothing. At 1000x speed, things got a little weird. At 10,000x speed, the game crashed.
    I then started the game anew, named myself Shouter McGavin v2, and the same thing happened again. I tried just resurrecting the Captain, but she didn’t actually exist. Then I tried spawning her, but apparently I [boop] granola at console commands. Not willing to get [booped] again, I reloaded a save from a previous playthrough where nothing broke, welcomed Shouter McGavin v3 to the world, and Alduin arrived to save the day.
    Getting into Helgen Keep was easy enough. I danced with a bucket while deciding what to do about my primal urges. I wasn’t taking the amount of damage I thought I should be, so I upped the difficulty to Adept, pressed onward through the caves, and exited out into Skyrim. The current predicament is that I have no means of doing damage to an enemy. My only option is to run away. After I stumbled off a cliff and died, I regained my composure, and set my eyes on the prize. A dragon needs to die. My options were to find one and try to lure it into a city or mammoths or something, or I push through the main quest line until the dragon arrived outside Whiterun.
    That seemed like the more logical choice. After I stole as many buckets as I could from Riverwood, ventured over the hill to Whiterun, whined a Giant to death, and persuaded my way into Whiterun. I explained the dragon situation to Jarl Balgruuf, who dragged Farengar Stupid-Name into the conversation. He tasked me with tracking down the Dragonstone and returning it to him.
    I went on baby’s first mountain climbing adventure until I discovered Bleak Falls Barrow, I got overzealous in my attempt to ignore the Bandits on the way to Bleak Falls entrance, danced over the nothing, and made my way inside. I attempted to sneak passed the Bandits inside, which didn’t really work. The arrow trap in the first puzzle room worked to my advantage.
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  • @otter1428
    @otter1428 4 роки тому +5016

    "Hey, uh, General Tullius, that guy may have just helped us negotiate for peace, but now I'm pretty sure there's not a single bucket in the kingdom."
    "What? Where did they all go?"
    "Not sure, but according to our intelligence there's this crazy guy standing on a literal mountain of buckets who screams at anyone who comes too close."

    • @axeltheredpanda5453
      @axeltheredpanda5453 4 роки тому +96

      This deserves waaaaaay more likes

    • @otter1428
      @otter1428 4 роки тому +48

      Thanks. :)

    • @jamiedotexe
      @jamiedotexe 4 роки тому +79

      The "screams at anyone that comes too close" that broke me. 😄🤣🤣

    • @reaty05
      @reaty05 3 роки тому +25

      The birth of the bucket born legend

    • @bradleybarnett1469
      @bradleybarnett1469 3 роки тому +14

      @@jamiedotexe He Ulfric Stormcloud's them XD (Blasts their flesh from their bones like he did the emperor, if you didn't get it)

  • @sarthakshah1058
    @sarthakshah1058 5 років тому +6542

    "Couriers can't die"
    The game was rigged from the start

    • @hypecenter2986
      @hypecenter2986 5 років тому +61

      Sarthak Shah i love you. no homo

    • @Tigerman4545
      @Tigerman4545 5 років тому +107

      Sarthak Shah I dunno, Ulysses was a courier and he died real good

    • @f3verdormitories675
      @f3verdormitories675 5 років тому +23

      Tigerman theirs an option to let him live idk if thats canon tho

    • @RigobertosTacoShop
      @RigobertosTacoShop 5 років тому +4

      Tigerman how could you! I let him live

    • @migjordanpayawal7856
      @migjordanpayawal7856 5 років тому +24

      Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

  • @yvonnesearle574
    @yvonnesearle574 3 роки тому +2163

    Can you beat Skyrim: Legendary Edition without hearing “Heard they’re reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.”

    • @jowbabadook8530
      @jowbabadook8530 3 роки тому +27

      I've done it myself.

    • @FirebrandArremer
      @FirebrandArremer 3 роки тому +138

      If you uninstall the Dawngard DLC, you can do it

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 3 роки тому +36

      Just don't level up

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 3 роки тому +47

      I can hear this sentence

    • @TeeV479
      @TeeV479 3 роки тому +23

      @@FirebrandArremer but special edition gives the dlc free

  • @biggiecheesethewise6437
    @biggiecheesethewise6437 5 місяців тому +265

    I’m really sad that you’re gone now mitten :( you made me so happy during my Highschool years I always watched you during class and at home. You got me back into new Vegas which is still hands down the best game I’ve ever played. You’ve done us a service with all your amazing and insane challenges. You fought a fight no person could match. RIP Mitten Squad :(

    • @stuartruffner871
      @stuartruffner871 5 місяців тому +6

      We lost one of UA-cam’s best 😢

    • @TrevorPalmer-zb5dh
      @TrevorPalmer-zb5dh 5 місяців тому +2

      What happened

    • @biggiecheesethewise6437
      @biggiecheesethewise6437 5 місяців тому +10

      @@TrevorPalmer-zb5dh he very sadly passed away. It’s so saddening but I believe it was from alcohol abuse but don’t take it from me. It’s just confirmed he’s passed and that’s the worst part. We lost an amazing person

    • @Mcobalchini18
      @Mcobalchini18 5 місяців тому +2

      It is very sad, lost my father the same way

    • @SubsNoVideos-te1gu
      @SubsNoVideos-te1gu 5 місяців тому

      @@biggiecheesethewise6437he’s not actually dead check your facts before saying stuff like that

  • @WerdnaZeugirdor
    @WerdnaZeugirdor 4 роки тому +4771

    I was 11 when Skyrim came out and I hadn’t gotten the Dragonstone until I was lvl 32 and was like, OH YOU CAN SHOUT?

    • @Tea-fn7pk
      @Tea-fn7pk 4 роки тому +363

      I was level 67 by the time I got to sky haven temple

    • @bullman3602
      @bullman3602 4 роки тому +170

      I finished the most of the game by 35

    • @thatshadowfox9255
      @thatshadowfox9255 4 роки тому +37

      Lmao same

    • @yngwievanhalen9640
      @yngwievanhalen9640 4 роки тому +319

      Wow you are probably one of the very few people to encounter the frost troll in Bleak Falls Barrow.

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 4 роки тому +136

      Bro. It took me 4 years after Skyrim released to even beat the main story. I get that feeling lol

  • @MrCool-zu1zs
    @MrCool-zu1zs 4 роки тому +4428

    "This is 128 buckets"
    *"dear god"*
    "There's more"
    *"NO"*

    • @kylebenoit787
      @kylebenoit787 4 роки тому +12

      Mr Cool137 yes

    • @ineedtherapy8339
      @ineedtherapy8339 4 роки тому +39

      @@izimari that's what we call a quality reference

    • @izimari
      @izimari 4 роки тому +3

      @@ineedtherapy8339 Pretty *E P I C*

    • @izimari
      @izimari 4 роки тому +18

      Deleted my comment because I knew it would make me cringe uncontrollably seven years from now.

    • @plimbopilled
      @plimbopilled 4 роки тому +7

      I want to say something to signify that I know this is from tf2 expiration date but idk what to say so this is my comment. Good reference

  • @toneyaustin2386
    @toneyaustin2386 3 роки тому +2108

    Fun fact:
    you can use the “clear skies” shout to damage enemies and it regenerates almost instantaneously

    • @markeye2043
      @markeye2043 3 роки тому +56

      Really?! How much damage does it do?

    • @toneyaustin2386
      @toneyaustin2386 3 роки тому +323

      @@markeye2043 not much but it stuns most enemies. So you can just keep stunning them until they die

    • @markeye2043
      @markeye2043 3 роки тому +86

      @@toneyaustin2386 That’s perfect, on top of my Dual wield Chillrend (long story) I can beat anybody!

    • @volarevia3223
      @volarevia3223 3 роки тому +48

      The first word is basically like fus and it recharges fast

    • @sizenplace4554
      @sizenplace4554 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah i always used it. I sounds really cool aswell but i hate how you can only use it outside

  • @colekuczek9812
    @colekuczek9812 4 роки тому +1454

    “I turned to Bethesda’s favorite pacifist”
    *WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE*

  • @blueoctopus8
    @blueoctopus8 4 роки тому +3629

    This made me realize just how little I use shouts

    • @FearGivesWings
      @FearGivesWings 3 роки тому +302

      I just use fus ro dah cause I like to see people flying sometimes

    • @GhostyGhost7007
      @GhostyGhost7007 3 роки тому +198

      Yeah once your character is powerful enough a lot of them become kind of obsolete. But some are cool to use every now and then.

    • @derflerp538
      @derflerp538 3 роки тому +233

      I tend to forget they exist soon after learning unrelenting force, then get briefly reminded each time I see a word wall

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 роки тому +57

      My friend played without using any shouts. He's a PC gamer and the keys were too out of place on the keyboard... lazy moron... lol.

    • @2160Tunes
      @2160Tunes 3 роки тому +21

      I only use fus ro dah for the stagger

  • @Ins.pirePositivity
    @Ins.pirePositivity 5 років тому +4054

    “A mud crab crawled out of the sea to protect the town and I knew I met my match”

    • @idly2.0
      @idly2.0 5 років тому +74

      Oh god it’s almost as powerful as a blootfly

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +31

      @@idly2.0 I thought that said "Bootfly" and I imagined "Bootyfly" 😂

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 5 років тому +7

      Joe Ben but does it have armor!?

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 5 років тому +34

      "I've fought Mudcrabs fiercer than you!"

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 роки тому +5

      @@carracer42jsbsisv95 Aww, thank you for noticing!

  • @hiddensquid0728
    @hiddensquid0728 3 роки тому +425

    Viewers: “Wait it’s all buckets?”
    Mitten Squad: “Always has been.”

  • @tobiaskramm9955
    @tobiaskramm9955 2 роки тому +186

    Mitten: "Finding an amulet of Thalos is hard!"
    Also Mitten: *finds one 10 seconds later*

    • @TuberoseKisser
      @TuberoseKisser 6 місяців тому

      Yeah ngl, just loot everyone including the gold in the beginning area, sell it, go to solitude, wait for the execution and boom you have an Amulet.

  • @knob2176
    @knob2176 5 років тому +1621

    "Actions speak louder than words" They said
    Guess they're wrong

    • @TheMorrogoth
      @TheMorrogoth 5 років тому +37

      What if those words CAUSE actions???!

    • @thefederation3691
      @thefederation3691 5 років тому +20

      While I was reading this, a car ad came on and it said "actions speak louder than words"
      Irrelevant but I just thought I would say that.

    • @emanuele.gualandri
      @emanuele.gualandri 5 років тому

      Nf quote

    • @quintonfloyd420
      @quintonfloyd420 4 роки тому

      They weren't prepared for my words to be actions

    • @Willow_I_think
      @Willow_I_think 9 днів тому

      or its a stalemate becuase the speaking of the word IS an action!!

  • @stirlingstewart
    @stirlingstewart 5 років тому +5630

    best out of context quote: "after I fell off a cliff and died, I regained my composure."

    • @karmacharma8526
      @karmacharma8526 5 років тому +251

      Nah, it's gotta be "that 20 second wait in between attacks went from delicate foreplay to pinecone sodomy"

    • @vaughanmitchell2981
      @vaughanmitchell2981 5 років тому +180

      @@karmacharma8526 "This pissed me off, so I screamed Delphine off the side of a mountain"

    • @therefinedhellion5041
      @therefinedhellion5041 5 років тому +96

      "Eh, just shrug it off. Death isn't an excuse to stop like a little pussy"

    • @hcmello
      @hcmello 5 років тому +24

      You know, that's pretty much what happened with Gandalf...

    • @Lucky-sq3ky
      @Lucky-sq3ky 5 років тому +1

      XDDD

  • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
    @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 6 місяців тому +69

    Rest in peace Paul, may Sovngarde be kind to you

  • @matthewhelton9229
    @matthewhelton9229 2 роки тому +400

    Giving ymfah the love he deserves for the utter bullshit he goes through for some of his Skyrim videos I love it

  • @keegeebee5392
    @keegeebee5392 4 роки тому +1356

    "I reloaded a save from a previous playthrough where nothing broke" (cart in the background is half buried)

    • @thetee8682
      @thetee8682 4 роки тому +39

      It just works!

    • @gyrozeppeli4862
      @gyrozeppeli4862 4 роки тому +16

      @@thetee8682 thanks Todd!

    • @novousuarionaoidentificado
      @novousuarionaoidentificado 4 роки тому +14

      Nothing broken there, that's called a feature.

    • @TweekMorgan4dictator
      @TweekMorgan4dictator 3 роки тому +9

      It's a Bethesda game, I'd be concerned if it wasn't clipping through the ground.

    • @ltloxa1159
      @ltloxa1159 3 роки тому +1

      Fun fact: the game is somehow almost completly stable at Switch

  • @kyaleerayen1615
    @kyaleerayen1615 5 років тому +1841

    "Thankfully, nothing glitched out or broke"
    *Bethesda would like to know your location for questioning.*

    • @kornx10
      @kornx10 5 років тому +7

      Only in the beginning of the other saves. Lucky

    • @tylermech66
      @tylermech66 5 років тому +1

      @@lax4359thank you very much for explaining the joke...

    • @christopherfite994
      @christopherfite994 5 років тому +1

      Psst hay I think your going to get hunt done for that joke

    • @kyaleerayen1615
      @kyaleerayen1615 5 років тому +3

      @@christopherfite994 khajiit wishes them luck, khajiit are as swift as the cheeta and as fierce as the dragon with her claws.
      :3

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +1

      @@kyaleerayen1615 This one does not think that khajiit only use "khajiit" for themselves. For instance this one uses khajiit, this one, and My Jokes Aren't Funny.

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 3 роки тому +307

    "Couriers can't die."
    Courier 6: You're goddamn right.

    • @satan1841
      @satan1841 2 роки тому +2

      The fuckers drunk, high, roided man, of Courier

    • @logger8498
      @logger8498 2 роки тому +9

      primm

    • @Borkomora
      @Borkomora 2 роки тому +2

      @@logger8498 what

    • @johnmarston3395
      @johnmarston3395 2 роки тому +12

      @@Borkomora One of the couriers that were used for the platinum chip delivery is found dead at Johnson Nash’s house

    • @samuelcornwell3949
      @samuelcornwell3949 10 місяців тому

      That ones obviously a false courier, nothing stops the mail, not rain, not sleet, not hail, not from a calm summer breeze, to a high desert sandstorm, not mortality
      They gods amongst men

  • @zevvez_
    @zevvez_ 6 місяців тому +20

    Rest in peace G we're all going to miss you Paul...

  • @TheCraftySam
    @TheCraftySam 4 роки тому +2010

    Okay, for anyone attempting this challenge here's something Mitten either forgot, did not mention or I completely missed him saying. Shouts, while they do not have a skill tree, ARE affected by perks in other skill trees. Slow time is affected by alteration perks and Frost and Ice breath are affected by destruction perks. Any shout that summons is affected by conjuration and so forth. So you can make things a little easier by using trainers to get specific perks to buff your shouts.

    • @TheCristacker
      @TheCristacker 4 роки тому +231

      or he could use alchemy to get 0 sec cooldown shouts, but it would have been too easy

    • @zachgould1989
      @zachgould1989 4 роки тому +177

      RaduϟKris _ you don’t even need potions you can use the amulets of talos glitch

    • @Doomfullord
      @Doomfullord 4 роки тому +210

      I mean we don't really come here to see a challenge done 'well'.

    • @shadowmajor6657
      @shadowmajor6657 4 роки тому +46

      @@zachgould1989 yeah, just get a follower in the middle of nowhere, get beast form, give the follower 5 amulets of Talos, get them back, turn into a werewolf right as you talk to the follower, equip the amulets. And not in that order.

    • @junkolover9518
      @junkolover9518 4 роки тому +63

      CraftySam, or he probably just didn't know it and thought that shouts are always as they are given. Because i surely thought that all my game, and i played a lot...

  • @allmachtigenallergroter5298
    @allmachtigenallergroter5298 4 роки тому +1165

    14:21 “I didn’t really feel like engaging in petty thievery.”
    *proceeds to steal numerous buckets

    • @KikinCh1kin
      @KikinCh1kin 4 роки тому +110

      Its not stealing because the buckets were his to begin with.

    • @Timmothy2012
      @Timmothy2012 4 роки тому +42

      They were always his they just didn't know it yet

    • @jennytulls6369
      @jennytulls6369 4 роки тому +27

      Even if they were not his to begin with, this is more multi million dollar bank heist level shit, not petty theifery.

    • @kelphefty2900
      @kelphefty2900 4 роки тому +16

      That's not petty theivery,that's a heist

    • @lillebo77
      @lillebo77 4 роки тому +12

      It’s not petty, it’s a holy mission that cannot be held back by such trivial things as “laws”

  • @heliosd2787
    @heliosd2787 3 роки тому +101

    Bandit: "Die already so I can take your stuff"
    Dragonborn: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 3 роки тому +80

    I love how Paul has never said “become ethereal” the same way twice

  • @Vernafveik
    @Vernafveik 5 років тому +1161

    "Skyrim Using Only Shouts"
    Me: This is gonna be good.
    My Brain: *Big Enough starts playing*

    • @diamondrocks2266
      @diamondrocks2266 5 років тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/yBLdQ1a4-JI/v-deo.html

    • @adom7754
      @adom7754 5 років тому +1

      @@diamondrocks2266 shame. *Thonks bell* shame

  • @advisingbob
    @advisingbob 5 років тому +691

    *wagon glitching in opening cut scene but still gets you through*
    Todd Howard: "It just works!"

    • @surrounds
      @surrounds 5 років тому +9

      IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE??

    • @fulcrumthebrave5715
      @fulcrumthebrave5715 5 років тому +14

      It's a feature, not a bug

    • @WplusMouse1
      @WplusMouse1 5 років тому

      @@surrounds underrated comment, thank you for the chuckle

    • @Supremacy962
      @Supremacy962 5 років тому +2

      advisingbob Sweet little lies...

    • @nightmarejlm91
      @nightmarejlm91 5 років тому +5

      @@Supremacy962 ... that only happens when you use mods

  • @4wilmo
    @4wilmo 4 роки тому +71

    I love how almost panicked he sounds when he defends his decisions like "cut down some web with an axe; that doesn't count! web isn't alive."

  • @michaelalexander7139
    @michaelalexander7139 6 місяців тому +10

    RIP Paul! Many many night I would lay in bed awake at night with too much on my mind. Your voice would always put me at ease and help me relax. Just the best mindless content rest easy brother

  • @BenGuta
    @BenGuta 5 років тому +1360

    Mitten squad: Now what have we learned
    Me: Only buckets matter in life
    Mitten squad: exactly

    • @richardnoggin1526
      @richardnoggin1526 5 років тому +4

      "haza a man of quality"

    • @BenGuta
      @BenGuta 5 років тому +3

      Thank you for all the likes 😁😁

    • @brettsplushworld8779
      @brettsplushworld8779 5 років тому +6

      I sold my soul to the devil for 3 buckets.... BEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE!

    • @zerostream116
      @zerostream116 5 років тому +1

      In Skyrim I have a argonian collection

  • @nebuladust_x3200
    @nebuladust_x3200 5 років тому +897

    News Headline:
    “Local man steals buckets, residents want justice”

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 5 років тому +7

      , but there are no resident left

    • @statik1445
      @statik1445 5 років тому +5

      dodo jesus what residents

    • @spacebutterfly4ever
      @spacebutterfly4ever 5 років тому +3

      But swear to god if he touches that chicken

    • @shudufhadzokhorombi2572
      @shudufhadzokhorombi2572 5 років тому +2

      Wait, are you sure local man isn't really Florida man in disguise?

    • @JoJo-cd6wq
      @JoJo-cd6wq 5 років тому

      If you know SML, You can already hear mr.goodman, "BREAKING NEWS, MKAY"

  • @curtisking8393
    @curtisking8393 4 роки тому +34

    Love the idea that this dragonborn knew a bit of restoration maigc and could shout and that was the limit to his skill.

  • @4wilmo
    @4wilmo 4 роки тому +50

    "If you thought for a second that I'd put one of my buckets on the line for this risky maneuver, seek psychiatric help." XD

  • @smirk-in-progress4800
    @smirk-in-progress4800 5 років тому +1169

    "My goal is to find more than 54 for buckets before this thing is over..."
    *Video immediately shows him passing up a bucket*

    • @nickotine8961
      @nickotine8961 5 років тому +63

      He doesn’t wanna reach 54 too quickly

    • @sleekotter1109
      @sleekotter1109 5 років тому

      came down here to comment this

    • @dsingboyblock4079
      @dsingboyblock4079 5 років тому +5

      Does anyone know why he likes buckets so much?

    • @jamesthekid6609
      @jamesthekid6609 5 років тому +1

      @@dsingboyblock4079 discount graenolf?

    • @caseyzero
      @caseyzero 5 років тому +1

      @@dsingboyblock4079 He doesn't want to get to The Bucket Dungeon and be, like, "Why didn't I pick up all those buckets?"
      ( www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/14/thulsa-broom )

  • @Dudae_
    @Dudae_ 5 років тому +344

    "the plate worked just as I thought it would. Meaning it didn't work at all"
    I damn near choked on my coffee with that line

  • @LiamHarris-zh1hb
    @LiamHarris-zh1hb 5 місяців тому +7

    This was the first one of yours I ever watched. I hope you knew how much you were loved and how much you will be missed. RIP Paul.

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 3 роки тому +14

    Greybeards: (Teach Mitten multiple new shouts)
    Mitten: (Plants incriminating evidence in their outside storage)

  • @dingdawng
    @dingdawng 4 роки тому +377

    "I guess it's if you're a glass half full or a glass smashed over your head kind of person" my new favorite quote

    • @spectaffyz
      @spectaffyz 4 роки тому +8

      Some people see the glass half full, others see it half empty, I see the glass tipped over onto it's side spilling out all of it's contents

    • @calloss4195
      @calloss4195 4 роки тому +7

      @@spectaffyz I see the glass right on the edge of a table just barely not falling off.

  • @kirkhammer9612
    @kirkhammer9612 5 років тому +265

    "Soon A Mudcrab came into town to save everyone and i knew i met my match, i quickly escaped into the woods"
    Next level definition of "Ive Seen Mudcrabs scarier than you"

  • @itsstillpasta
    @itsstillpasta 3 роки тому +30

    "... I noticed something was odd: Someone was dead. I ignored it."

  • @jn13official
    @jn13official 4 роки тому +42

    "Being called sick by a pointy eared prick" 😂

  • @Luvums
    @Luvums 4 роки тому +1048

    there’s actually a glitch you can do where you equip 5 amulet of talos’ at the same time and have no shout cool down

    • @thedodorex7612
      @thedodorex7612 4 роки тому +12

      jocaguz18 I use it all the time

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 4 роки тому +15

      @@thedodorex7612 How to do it?

    • @thedodorex7612
      @thedodorex7612 4 роки тому +101

      Platoon Goon you need to be a werewolf it’s a little glitchy so save beforehand use transformation while talking with follower and if you time it perfectly give the five to the follower and equip it from their inventory if it worked you can shout with a 1 sec cool down.

    • @eemelikorteniemi3966
      @eemelikorteniemi3966 4 роки тому +31

      @@thedodorex7612 vampire lord works too

    • @aidanobrien7892
      @aidanobrien7892 4 роки тому +13

      Or use the restoration potion glitch

  • @ArchbardWava
    @ArchbardWava 5 років тому +768

    "So quickly. So quietly. So gently and maniacally." Beautiful choice of words.

  • @stevie-ray_two-first-names
    @stevie-ray_two-first-names 4 роки тому +169

    There's actually an exploit where you can put on 4 amulets of Talos and your shout times are decreased to zero you simply have to put 4 of them in anything then press the button to equip the Amulet of Talos from said container and now you have 4 equipped

  • @jameslonergan10
    @jameslonergan10 6 місяців тому +9

    R.I.P. Mitten Squad

  • @RetroGamer7200
    @RetroGamer7200 5 років тому +2316

    Can you beat Fallout 4 with only mines, bear traps, and caltrops?
    Can you beat Fallout 4 with only gun bashing?

    • @natashataylor2011
      @natashataylor2011 5 років тому +98

      Gun bashing would be fun to see.

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 5 років тому +26

      RetroGamer7200 gun bashing is technically a melee and he did Commie Whacker only, so it’s the same thing

    • @brenobastos8620
      @brenobastos8620 5 років тому +54

      @@dickmeatbootysack2165 it's very different, bro
      if gun bashing looked that much like melee, there would be bashing builds already
      gun bashing is pretty bad and melee is pretty good

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 5 років тому +12

      Breno Bastos oh damn, I forgot about that. Haven’t played the game in a hot minute

    • @prodgalaxyy
      @prodgalaxyy 5 років тому +3

      He would have to constantly repair his guns if he’s only bashing lmao

  • @Driplands
    @Driplands 4 роки тому +115

    7:09 "Also couriers can't die, in retrospect I really shoud have seen that coming."
    Nice little Fallout New Vegas reference here :D

  • @kristopherhuff2822
    @kristopherhuff2822 4 роки тому +34

    I remember the first time I played skyrim. When I got my 1st shout I was really confused and excited. I also lost my way going to bleak falls barrow and found the giant camp on the other side of the mountains.

  • @supergamerguy9224
    @supergamerguy9224 5 років тому +3157

    I'm begging you. Can you beat skyrim only using a torch
    EDIT: you can use shouts as long as they dont do damage. The only damage he can do must come from the torch

  • @Cartooony3265
    @Cartooony3265 5 років тому +2351

    10% actually doing the challenge
    50% narrative
    40% collecting buckets
    Edit: this edit

    • @conabish
      @conabish 5 років тому +32

      @@gameingco360 "Can you beat Skyrim by only using shouts?" No. He relied on healing spells in order to heal, the environment to take down enemies that he couldn't kill, and his weapons to do some tasks that his shouts couldn't do. It's click bait. You fell for it. Congratulations. You even defend it. Children. Following in the footsteps of the people they look up to. How foolish.

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 5 років тому +84

      Cona Bish autism level for you is off the charts. You ARE the spectrum with your comment.
      Can you beat the game using only shouts? That question is already fundamentally flawed and everyone here knows it and it's okay. Nothing would happen if you just shouted and didn't interact. That would be boring and trite.
      It's made for entertainment, not autismos to knitpick the language and meaning, just to point out something, they think, no one else noticed.

    • @greghearn526
      @greghearn526 5 років тому +34

      Should have been 100% collecting
      Buckets

    • @zanderascher8205
      @zanderascher8205 5 років тому +4

      Robosing dude he was being sarcastic

    • @derdivel8480
      @derdivel8480 5 років тому +2

      10% silent comedy

  • @elzar5987
    @elzar5987 5 місяців тому +3

    I only just now learned about his tragic passing.
    Back when i found this video years ago i was not only throughly entertained, i was smiling and laughing through most of it.
    Rest in peace Paul

  • @loganweekly-wilson9511
    @loganweekly-wilson9511 4 місяці тому +5

    Rest easy friend. I hope Sovngarde is gorgeous

  • @kajnake5905
    @kajnake5905 5 років тому +619

    Tsun: "None shall pass"
    Shoutie: Yells three times
    Tsun: "Alright you can pass"

    • @Broadpaw_Fox
      @Broadpaw_Fox 5 років тому +12

      Probably went something like:
      "I"
      "Will"
      "Pass"
      ;)

    • @kajnake5905
      @kajnake5905 5 років тому +2

      @@Broadpaw_Fox me vs my teachers every year

    • @sorinel-ch8cc
      @sorinel-ch8cc 5 років тому +1

      Basically you vs your GF

  • @Sparkz1607
    @Sparkz1607 5 років тому +300

    That shot of Paarthurnaax at the end, just staring at the Dragonborn content in his pile of buckets, head tilted in befuddlement and grim acceptance

    • @gagecameron5672
      @gagecameron5672 4 роки тому +39

      Paul: This...is a bucket.
      Paarthurnaax: Dear god...
      Paul: **Drops over 100 more buckets** Theres more.
      Paarthunaax: No...

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 4 роки тому +17

      Gage Cameron it was said dragons cannot fathom the words of the dragon rend shout. For mortality is not a concept they can endure. That their minds cannot bear it.
      That day Paarthurnax did the impossible.

  • @someguyonyoutube_812
    @someguyonyoutube_812 5 місяців тому +3

    Mitten was one of the first youtubers and challenged youtubers that I have watch, even though I haven't watched him in atleast a year I still remember and love his videos. RIP Mitten, This is where are real games begin

  • @sam1opgaming940
    @sam1opgaming940 5 місяців тому +4

    this one was always my favorite, we all miss you so much man. Goodbye Mitten Squad.

  • @vladamoroz6029
    @vladamoroz6029 5 років тому +748

    "Which allowed me to turn my mouth into a portable air conditioning unit"
    that just killed me, well done.

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 5 років тому +1

      same

    • @masterpingu5942
      @masterpingu5942 4 роки тому +6

      You ever think about how fire breath is just *spicy* frost breath?

    • @ErikaWeiss633
      @ErikaWeiss633 4 роки тому

      Same, that was just good.

    • @TheTiberianWolf
      @TheTiberianWolf 4 роки тому +1

      That would mean fire breath is a portable furnace

    • @thisguyhd6591
      @thisguyhd6591 4 роки тому

      Lol me too xD was just about to comment it AHAHA

  • @SacredDaturana
    @SacredDaturana 5 років тому +561

    4:25 "Believe it or not, the plate worked just like I thought it would... meaning it didn't work at all."
    LOL

    • @johnpaulmclellan1601
      @johnpaulmclellan1601 5 років тому +2

      But, why did you comment that? That basically ended up being, "this on part of the video that most people saw, and that wasn't Evan that funny, was such a lol moment"

    • @SacredDaturana
      @SacredDaturana 5 років тому +6

      @@johnpaulmclellan1601 Because I thought it was hilarious? It really doesn't go any deeper than that dude.

    • @johnpaulmclellan1601
      @johnpaulmclellan1601 5 років тому

      @@SacredDaturana but did you need to tell everyone? It just populates the comment section with unoriginal sounds. A philosophy I like to go by is "in order to be recognized, you can't expect to be like the others around you. Put on a different look, and you get different looks.

    • @SacredDaturana
      @SacredDaturana 5 років тому +6

      @@johnpaulmclellan1601 Good for you, buddy. My basic ass labors under no such pretension.

    • @johnpaulmclellan1601
      @johnpaulmclellan1601 5 років тому

      @@SacredDaturana fair.

  • @novicetexan9476
    @novicetexan9476 Рік тому +8

    The "Unimpressive Wind shout" is what I'm going to be calling the base version of the shout from now on.😂

  • @annabelleautumn5859
    @annabelleautumn5859 5 місяців тому +4

    These videos hit different now. Go Blue. RIP Paul

  • @Canadia_Ball
    @Canadia_Ball 4 роки тому +992

    The last dragonborn, a mythical man, woman, cat or lizard-
    Elves: *sadness intensifies*

    • @dragonborn-rw6kx
      @dragonborn-rw6kx 4 роки тому +26

      Orcs are elf

    • @Canadia_Ball
      @Canadia_Ball 4 роки тому +21

      @@dragonborn-rw6kx yeah they're Orismer, but I had forgotten when I wrote the comment.

    • @Canadia_Ball
      @Canadia_Ball 4 роки тому +4

      @@dragonborn-rw6kx there, fixed.

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran 4 роки тому +24

      Nobody likes elves.

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 4 роки тому +50

      @@CThyran I like elf hentai

  • @user-dj8zb3jk2l
    @user-dj8zb3jk2l 5 років тому +830

    We need a best of Mitten quotes i.e. "went from delicate foreplay to pinecone sodomy real quick"

    • @christophershaffer6087
      @christophershaffer6087 4 роки тому +36

      My favorite is. " The plate worked exactly as I expected.... Not at all"

    • @izimari
      @izimari 4 роки тому +16

      "Glass smashed over your head kind of person"

    • @wormthirtyfour
      @wormthirtyfour 4 роки тому +15

      The amount of bear traps I activated for sexual reasons turned my ankles to a fine powder

    • @MrGanjie
      @MrGanjie 4 роки тому +1

      So quickly and so quietly
      So gently and maniacally

  • @4wilmo
    @4wilmo 4 роки тому +45

    the amount of different ways this man can narrate the main storyline of Skyrim is impressive

  • @DanielJohnGaming
    @DanielJohnGaming 3 роки тому +25

    “I named myself Shouter McGavin...” and that sir is where you earned my 👍

    • @MishraArtificer
      @MishraArtificer 2 роки тому +1

      Something tells me that most of the people who watch this channel are younger than that movie...

    • @LeigonX
      @LeigonX 2 роки тому +3

      "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

  • @omarionclark1900
    @omarionclark1900 5 років тому +1873

    The real question is:
    *CAN YOU BEAT SKYRIM WITH ONLY BUCKETS?!??!*

    • @theomegablade6415
      @theomegablade6415 5 років тому +83

      it's too easy, everyone would die within seconds

    • @souplord3320
      @souplord3320 5 років тому +49

      Using telekinesis, not a bad idea. Might try it myself

    • @christopherfite994
      @christopherfite994 5 років тому +5

      Of course those thangs are goods

    • @Stolas152
      @Stolas152 5 років тому +6

      They can make you fly I'm actually not kidding

    • @alexissheridan585
      @alexissheridan585 5 років тому

      Builed a wal

  • @joeyred0555
    @joeyred0555 5 років тому +582

    Mitten squad + ymfah reference = quality

    • @jadinworth6625
      @jadinworth6625 5 років тому +13

      Always thought they would make a dream team.

    • @joeyred0555
      @joeyred0555 5 років тому +2

      Im glad someone agrees with me
      Thankyou Jadin Worth

    • @jadinworth6625
      @jadinworth6625 5 років тому +1

      @@joeyred0555 Not a problem if it's true.

    • @joeyred0555
      @joeyred0555 5 років тому +2

      I couldnt agree more
      You are a wise man and I bid you farewell

    • @AquaShiro
      @AquaShiro 5 років тому +1

      Truuuuu

  • @gavinallen8928
    @gavinallen8928 5 місяців тому +3

    R.I.P. Forkmeister you are the greatest Bethesda YTer ever.

  • @sam1opgaming940
    @sam1opgaming940 5 місяців тому +4

    ths video made me collect buckets in every playthrough

  • @net173h
    @net173h 5 років тому +600

    *cleans throat*
    But did you know that you could've just jum-

  • @lPsychoMax
    @lPsychoMax 5 років тому +744

    Beware the Bucket Bandit.
    Reward: 4000 gold.

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 5 років тому +2

      1100000Septims and 69 skooma

    • @Y-all-mofos-need-Talos
      @Y-all-mofos-need-Talos 5 років тому +5

      If you're not feeling safe, just give him the bucket and run.

    • @laurenjohnsen
      @laurenjohnsen 5 років тому +2

      Y all mofos need Talos, if you don’t he’ll scream at you!

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon 5 років тому +2

      He slaughtered a whole town, he'd have quite the bounty.

    • @lPsychoMax
      @lPsychoMax 5 років тому

      @@Koppu1doragon Well it was 2 days ago it was posted, let me check the noticeboard in town...
      ...Okay he has been updated.
      New Reward: 20,000.

  • @GGMU1987
    @GGMU1987 3 роки тому +29

    “ I readed it real good” proper tickled me 😂😂

  • @ZeroToNowhere
    @ZeroToNowhere 5 років тому +320

    "Kickstart the Execution" is the name of my speedmetal band.

    • @Schwubble4444
      @Schwubble4444 5 років тому +5

      That's m tall as hell

    • @cheesestyx945
      @cheesestyx945 4 роки тому

      That's a sick name or would be if this is a joke

  • @captainitalia811
    @captainitalia811 5 років тому +487

    Next up:
    Can you beat Skyrim VR without *wanting to die*

  • @kanereid7087
    @kanereid7087 5 місяців тому +3

    Rip Paul thank you for all the amazing videos and laughs along the way we will all miss you

  • @davidamiago
    @davidamiago 3 роки тому +15

    It's strange listening his voice now that i know his face

  • @stevenescalante3657
    @stevenescalante3657 4 роки тому +211

    “That pissed me off, so I screamed Delphine off the side of a mountain and went to find her body. Don’t ask me why”😂😂😂

  • @haruseyon5409
    @haruseyon5409 5 років тому +226

    Mitten Squad: This is a bucket
    Paarthunax: Dear, God o o
    Mitten Squad: (drops more than a hundred more) There's more
    Paarthunax: No O O

    • @victorc8855
      @victorc8855 5 років тому +6

      References in this channel are on point af

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 5 років тому +1

      Alduin: just kill me please

  • @phlungpu1566
    @phlungpu1566 3 місяці тому +1

    Paul had one best senses of humor than any i have seen. I keep coming back to his videos purely for the crazy density of jokes in these scripts. We love and miss you buddy

  • @quinn7876
    @quinn7876 3 роки тому +30

    "This is a bucket".
    "Dear *God*".
    "There's more".
    "No!".

  • @99sonder
    @99sonder 5 років тому +373

    "I ripped off all my clothes and mounted the scaly beast" This is some hot quality content right here!

    • @benny375
      @benny375 5 років тому +3

      Fucking pervert.

    • @nursarhan5187
      @nursarhan5187 5 років тому +7

      @@benny375 its a joke learn bitch

    • @aurum42
      @aurum42 5 років тому +11

      The sequel to The Lusty Argonian Maid we've been waiting for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jman7481
      @jman7481 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @judahatkins6069
    @judahatkins6069 4 роки тому +536

    "become Ethel."
    I'm deceased. I'm also subscribing

  • @4wilmo
    @4wilmo 3 роки тому +3

    9:10 made me almost spit out whatever it was I was drinking when I first watched this video

  • @9550asus
    @9550asus 5 місяців тому +2

    this man is a legend for many skyrim fans. I just hope he knew how much some of us respected his work

  • @arbiter5100
    @arbiter5100 5 років тому +248

    Damn bro these challenges just keep getting crazier and crazier I love it!

  • @ripsicle8046
    @ripsicle8046 5 років тому +228

    When Mitten Squad comes across a strangers bucket
    “The bucket is mine, by right and deed.”

    • @theomegablade6415
      @theomegablade6415 5 років тому +5

      im mailing him a crafted bucket that looks like a skyrim one

    • @ripsicle8046
      @ripsicle8046 5 років тому +1

      The Omega Blade dude you’re gonna start a fad

    • @locoarticwolf2181
      @locoarticwolf2181 4 роки тому

      Ripsicle yeah just give him the bucket, don’t want to cause trouble with him.

  • @Striker2097
    @Striker2097 5 місяців тому +3

    Hey paul, i hate that you not with us anymore. So in your honor i went to the throat of the world and dropped a bucket. But dont worry hes got another bucket to keep him company. Rest in peace.

  • @silenceundying
    @silenceundying 4 роки тому +8

    Marked for Death literally sets an enemy's defense to 0 and poisons them for a decent amount of time. Then Fire Breath can easily melt your victim. 1 of the MfD walls is in the Brotherhood Sanctuary, one is near Riften. Those are 2 easy walls for the shout. So yes, with a minor time extension, this would be very easy.

  • @Sleepy.Time.
    @Sleepy.Time. 5 років тому +69

    the reason the carts are flipping and flopping around because your frame rate is not capped at 60fps and therefore you have broken the physics this twenty year old game engine depends on

  • @shalashaska6658
    @shalashaska6658 5 років тому +100

    "I sped up the game more and more, until it crashed."
    That was truly Made in Heaven

    • @tracythomas4700
      @tracythomas4700 4 роки тому

      More like a Highway to Hell.

    • @demonguy5082
      @demonguy5082 4 роки тому +9

      Is that a motherfucking jojo reference?

    • @PabloNavarrete5780
      @PabloNavarrete5780 4 роки тому +2

      Why do you want to reset the universe?

    • @norwaee
      @norwaee 4 роки тому

      @@PabloNavarrete5780 Dio = Captain that kicks the prosoner's head

  • @jarengoldsmith9532
    @jarengoldsmith9532 Рік тому +1

    Just watched this for the fourth time in the past 2 months. My favorite UA-cam video of all time

  • @elibrazzell7986
    @elibrazzell7986 2 роки тому +10

    coming back to see this legendary video feels so nostalgic for some reason. i used to watch all of these videos, and they’re still as good as before. keep doing what you’re doing man. 👍

  • @master1387
    @master1387 5 років тому +102

    This guy XD.
    “I don’t want to know what killed it... so quickly, quietly, so gently. And manically.

  • @jhoody9015
    @jhoody9015 5 років тому +85

    Hero, How did you defeat the dragon?
    I Yelled at it

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 5 років тому +2

      Are you Jon Snow?

  • @machineunit
    @machineunit 4 роки тому +11

    "Man, woman, cat, or lizard."
    ...or elf.

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, but who likes ELVES?

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kitsune-gx7km ...
      I like elves.
      I almost always play as a dark elf or a wood elf.
      No high elves. Drugs are bad.

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 4 роки тому

      Company of Despair lol best pun ever

  • @andrewilconich4272
    @andrewilconich4272 6 місяців тому +4

    If anyone was curious, if you visit the shout walls before you kill the first dragon in White Run, there will be no dragon at the dragon altars. A few will still have a dragon priest spawn, but 85% of them will be completely unguarded.

  • @Zerum69
    @Zerum69 5 років тому +286

    Tsun: you shall not pass
    Dragonborn: YOL! YOL! YOL!
    Tsun: you know what you can pass

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 5 років тому

      If he uses YOL he would blast passed him anyway right? Yol was the speed shout

    • @windbeneathmywings4884
      @windbeneathmywings4884 5 років тому +2

      @@robosing225 no. Yol is Firebreath. Wuld is Whirlwind Sprint, or the "speed shout" you're referring to.

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 5 років тому +2

      Wind beneath my Wings ah. It's been a while. I stand corrected. Thanks my guy

    • @windbeneathmywings4884
      @windbeneathmywings4884 5 років тому +3

      @@robosing225 no problem lol.
      Nii los dii genazend wah ofun mindah. 😊
      Ive played skryim so much im practically fluent in Dovazul, the dragon language, to the point i could have interesting conversations with Paarthurnax himself 😂
      "it is my pleasure to share knowledge" 🐲

    • @TheTimmyboii1337
      @TheTimmyboii1337 5 років тому +2

      @@windbeneathmywings4884 "Ive played skryim so much im practically fluent in Dovazul, the dragon language"
      Oh my. Now type "I love the smell of *Dragonborn Frost* in the morning"

  • @Tchumfak
    @Tchumfak 5 років тому +79

    The intro carriage going haywire is what happens when you disable v-sync in Skyrim... I've been there.

    • @butre.
      @butre. 5 років тому +2

      is that what it is? I've never seen it not do that since Skyrim SE. I wonder every time I see it how Bethesda hadn't patched it yet

    • @Sleepy.Time.
      @Sleepy.Time. 5 років тому +3

      nothing to do with vsycn, its because the game is running way past 60fps

    • @justkaede3702
      @justkaede3702 5 років тому +7

      It's skyrim, it'd be weird if the intro carriage didn't decide to have a seizure

    • @adoptdontshop3911
      @adoptdontshop3911 5 років тому +2

      Whatever it is it's the funniest intro I've ever seen

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 5 років тому

      Yep it’s hilarious and it’s entirely random if it actually happens or not.

  • @nightslasher5055
    @nightslasher5055 4 роки тому +7

    "I used to be an adventurer like you, but I took a FUS RO DAH to the knee."

  • @bigbrungus
    @bigbrungus 6 місяців тому +4

    Rest in peace…

  • @garbodude4365
    @garbodude4365 5 років тому +96

    Ordinator’s tying Shouts to the Speech skill is a godsend

    • @xerxsesbreak8455
      @xerxsesbreak8455 5 років тому

      Ordinator is a godsend in general. I can't imagine playing a mage playthrough without it.

  • @PaganUchiha
    @PaganUchiha 4 роки тому +195

    Best shout: "That's my purse! I don't know you!"