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Yeah mate, I hate to say it, but I think all this Safety stuff has finally killed the Aussie jobsite... I mean you can't do anything anymore mate...
Every Safety Guy Ever... | Garn.
A guide to the Aussie Jobsite: Safety Guys...
Tradies vs Safety Guys, a tale as old as man
Smoko Safety mate... Chiko Roll Burns are an epidemic...
A tale of Workplace Health & Safety on an Australian worksite...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson - Комедії
check him out mate!!! he's site ready!!!!
always site ready
Best vids goin lads
I remember we did this job on a big site, took us almost 3 months. They did the safety induction for the site on the second last day we were there lol. Safety is important guys!
Fucking 6 point harness to go to the dunny incase u fall in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those stubbies are obscenely short.
Can almost see what he had for lunch ffs.
"6 point harness to take a piss cause you might fall in" absolute gold
I'm with you on that one mate
Oh you’re 50cm off the ground? Harness! Where’s your harness?! Fml
@@cannibalcorpse123 don't forget that JHA
Just imagine trying to take a dump in one...
i also watched the video mate
I love how the half-completed building he's filming around have literally not changed for the last 4 videos. Brilliant construction work mates
Looks like a metricon site lol
Him and the boys have been working hard. You just don't work construction so you dk what they've gotten done
Its called job security mate
Nah, I think they've put up a couple sheets of drywall since then 😂
I live by a small bridge since 2007, and since 2007 it's been under maintenance and usually only has one lane open. The Italian Mafia truly found an infinite money glitch with construction contracts. The largest bridge in Europe and the largest bridge in the World were built in like 2 years... Meanwhile they've been renovating a small one for at minimum 16 years here.
When you're having a bad day, just watch some Garn vids and you'll be alright.
Damn right 🍻
Fr. So goated. Need like 40 day all tho they take a minute to make.
Exactly
Too true mate
@Max Mullets 💪🏽😂
Getting paid $25 an hour just to watch someone drive a forklift around is the great Australian dream mate. Good ol' bloody Bunnings
Gotta love being a spotter
please mate. It's like 55 an hour now.
It's not a job at bunnings they just get a random person to put a yellow vest on and keep customers out don't do anything safety based could legit be run over by the forklift or electric pallet jack due to watching out more for customers coming along lol.
That's what happens when you knock the racking over that was a fun day
Where do I get a job like this?
Garn never misses
shutup bot
Your not wrong
honestly hits every single time
@@Kexetey you're* also replying to a checkmark doesn't make you special. Don't waste your time
He’s done it again boys. Garn’s hit the nail on the nads
Itching to see if there’s a Every Welder Ever video too
There's a mini ScoMo inside every one!
Every brickie
Welders are the best
"alright, mate, the client needed their boat in tip top shape, right? asked me and the blokes to burn a sheet on the bottom, make her sea-ready, right? I didn't tell the bugger, but I torched the outline of a dick on the underside. Bloke won't see it until he takes it in for a wash, am I right?"
👨🏭💪🏻🇺🇸 that weld life shout out from the states do one for welding
This shit has my dying. My brother is actually the safety guy for the company I work and I’m honestly eager to show him this 😂 good work once again
Construction workers ripping through safety inspectors like school kids with substitute teachers made me laugh so hard I had a post-COVID coughing fit and my flat mate came to check up on me.
Ummm, I was on a site that went through 3 of 'em. (I wonder what the record is.)
One who didn't run away was turfed completely out of his job by the time the site manager got through with him. Neither one respected the other, and when push came to shove, the site manager won the war.
I still remember one night when the site manager was up on some concrete viaduct with a demolition breaker, hammering away at something WHILST TETHERED (and I saw my mate give a good yank to the tether, which he didn't usually do, so I know he made sure it was good before he walked out), the safety guy saw him and complained that it wasn't safe working. A shouting match ensued from 12m up down to the safety guy on the ground, and my fed up mate came down off the viaduct, glared at the safety officer, got into a 30 tonne excavator, clattered it across the road, and started doing exactly the same job as noisily and with as much gusto as he could, at 2am, in an area full of high rise hotels. As he noted to me later, "Any complaints will be answered with, 'I was doing it using a quieter work method, but the safety officer told me to stop. The only other option was the big digger. We had to make it safe by 5am to reopen the road, so there wasn't another choice. Take it up with him.'" LOL. I wouldn't quite call it mutual career sabotage, but it was certainly a war.
The site had a code name for that particular safety guy, to covertly pass the word that he was on-site when he dropped by. Good times, LOL. I sometimes wonder what happened to the bloke.
"PPE is a fuckin' myth!" - Golden, thanks for the good work
It was a great chapter 1
That face he makes with the warm ice coffee is absolute gold
old mate finding out they used his boots to make the safety pluggas was just gold!
Garn is a master of choreography, a true Australian icon in my eyes.
“THESE WERE A PRESENT FROM MY NONNA BEFORE SHE PAST AWAY”
I’m dying 🤣
I was literally re-watching all your vids today, they are hilarious. Keep up the good work!
As opposed to figuratively?
As a Rigger, this video and pretty much every single thing said in it is alarmingly accurate
Working in rigging I’ve noticed every bit of safety you put on past the high vis makes you the target of the next hour of workplace bullying, so yknow that’s a fun one
It’s true, I worked briefly for a company that had 4-5 ohs people. An absolute pisstake! All on big bucks doing the same job! 😡
Gotta wear a six point harness to take a piss!!! Soo bloody true!!!
Don't forget the Hot Work Permit to turn on your Sandwich Toaster.
Only if you have tested and tagged it, at least 5 minutes before use and every minute it is used.
And look at that!!! A special guest appearance from Superwog at the end there!! Keep up the awesome work blokes.
Steel cap jandals probably the most Aussie thing I’ve seen 🤣
I used to work with a safety officer who brought his traditional spear to the work site and paraded across a subdivision with 500+ plus workers. Hahaha. Safety first.
i’d be the safest cunt on the block if my safety guy could javelin me from afar for wearing the incorrect PPE.
Garn's OH&S standards are still more consistent than the Australian standard.
Hahaha
You bloody legend you made my day seeing your upload, thanks Garn!
I love how this is "health and safety is over the top" and "workplace carelessness is everywhere" at the same time.
These just keep getting better and better 🤣
About time, mate. I've been out here studying for finals and sweating my arse off in the armpit of Florida waiting for another one of your vids. Cheers!
Haha townsville where garn lives is like that too tropical weather
@@fullsendit292 he better watch out for mojo jojo and the powerpuff girls
The steel toe flipflops is the greatest thing ever
The scariest part is that this is actually real and accurate!! LOL!!
the fact that house looks like every house being constructed that i see.
absolute perfection.
babe wake up new aus lore just dropped
That zoom-out to the site ready bloke is too just too damn funny
Its always a good day when Garn uploads
Perfect Timing as always, just got promoted to S.O. yesterday, Garn's got me covered!
I love this guy keep up the grind Garn
Ol mate in the background exploding a skinny disc on the grinder was gold 🤣👏
This link is getting sent straight to my safety officer to improve his performance🤣
Victoria Bitter is the best beer on earth. I can still feel the hangovers 23 years later. Hope it hasn’t changed.
hahaha "You gotta wear a 6-point harness to take a piss just so you don't fall in"
The circular saw. Gold.
One of the only channels with no ads
'Get the squirts' lmfao 😂😂😂😂
Oi, you need to put a piece of cello tape over the eye holes of the VB face shield. Safety first
1:29 The part where you kicked the OH&S folder away made me laugh! Legends like you make my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎
i should invest in those steel capped sandals
Turning a 40 minute job into an 8 hour day is 100%
The iced coffee in the window situation hits hard to home, had me in tears 🤣
Keep up the great work, brightens up my day.
One of the best Australian UA-camrs
wow saw this video was uploaded 14 seconds ago. perfect time for me to go back to the main youtube page
I just about died with the "PPE is a fucking myth" XD XD
You seriously gotta upload more bro. You videos are a breath of fresh air. Hope your doing well mate
The legends back
Garn is the peak of comedy, absolute gold
Another blessing from Garn
just so good
Brilliant as always
The trimming of the ply with the body underneath 🤣🤣🤣
Gday mate love your work your an absolute legend. Keep doing what your doing we all love ya
I feckin love this guy
Great video once again
Holy shit, so on point its killing me lol!
I needed this upload, I just finished binging all of your videos
Brilliant! You make me laugh every time, “the squirts” 🤣🤣
Thanks mate!
Oh, it’s just fucking tragic mate - 24 karat gold
First video I've seen of you and I already like you. :)
Love that vog celbrity in the end lol
UK Civil Engineering Apprentice here, agreed with most of the points made here. Health and Safety is pretty much common sense and "How to suck eggs" as my Lecturer fondly calls it.
I agree, and as a safety advisor myself, it should be common sense but so many WHS/OHS over complicate it and "police everyone"
“20 minute job takes 8 hours”
cmon garn we know you don’t hate that
6 point harness to take a piss 🤣🤣🤣
THANK YOU for knowing that smoko is morning tea and not a smoke! Subbed just for that
When your Binge watching Garn and you finish all the videos, and then he uploads!
🥳
God, this is one of the best yet.
Do Every JB hi-fi worker ever
like this so garn can see
I work in construction in America and can confirm this 100% checks out even in the US.
A 6ft harness to take a piss and 3rd degree burns from a chiko roll 🤣🤣 Classic!
The freakin steel cap pluggers had me!! Much better than the standard Chinese safety boots.
And better ventilation too!
@@gohjohan that’s designer aircon mate…
This nails it. I'm over in the states and there ain't a thing off about this 'cept the lingo.
Keep at it ya fine upside down gentlemen.
👌💙
A new one!!!! Awesome!!!!
once i got in trouble cus I stood on the top step of a 3 ft ladder. I used to do insulation and being small helped alot in the roofs but when I had to do a house wrap I sometimes needed to stand on the too step to reach hight enough to glue or tack the wrap to the frame
Another great video from Garn👍
As an apprentice that has been working for 4 months so far I can totally relate to that😂
love your stuff bloody legend.
Hey garn! Nice vids! Have a great night tonight brother
The quality just keeps getting better 🤙🏽❤️
Exactly how every Job site reduces accidents, by not reporting them. Some are even so good they categorise accidents into non accident categories, just so they can make it look like they need to be there.
This is pretty funny, but also accurate. So much BS safety and my workplace goes through a lot of "safety coordinators".
I swear they're trying to make my workplace idiot proof. It's almost like they want to be able to hire idiots.
Another awesome video, Keep the great work up
I worked with a boilermaker who would take the laser thermometer into the servo with him to check out the sausage roll temps. He had a full internal selection matrix based off temp and date. Didn't have the heart to tell him a servo hot box wasn't quite a calibrated scientific instrument.
One of your best yet 👏
I need to get me some safety pluggers
This has to be your finest work to date
None that poke in the eye with a blunt stick crap this is legit safety in my head :) on yah Garn
6 point harness to take a piss😂 great video as always!
I’ve been a safety guy for 17 years, I’m sharing this. We’ll done bud. Brilliant.
Love your vids garn!
My stepdad actually was head safety manager for a rental company and he fucking loved this video.
Rigged up to the harness to hit the Lou fucken priceless
at my job you have to get a harness to climb on the top of the truck despite the fact i have to do the exact same thing on another site where there is no harness wire ... brilliant ...
steel cap pluggers. man is a legend