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Yeah mate, I hate to say it, but I think all this Safety stuff has finally killed the Aussie jobsite... I mean you can't do anything anymore mate...
Every Safety Guy Ever... | Garn.
A guide to the Aussie Jobsite: Safety Guys...
Tradies vs Safety Guys, a tale as old as man
Smoko Safety mate... Chiko Roll Burns are an epidemic...
A tale of Workplace Health & Safety on an Australian worksite...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
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check him out mate!!! he's site ready!!!!
always site ready
Best vids goin lads
I remember we did this job on a big site, took us almost 3 months. They did the safety induction for the site on the second last day we were there lol. Safety is important guys!
Fucking 6 point harness to go to the dunny incase u fall in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those stubbies are obscenely short.
Can almost see what he had for lunch ffs.
"6 point harness to take a piss cause you might fall in" absolute gold
I'm with you on that one mate
Oh you’re 50cm off the ground? Harness! Where’s your harness?! Fml
@@NateJM91 don't forget that JHA
Just imagine trying to take a dump in one...
i also watched the video mate
I love how the half-completed building he's filming around have literally not changed for the last 4 videos. Brilliant construction work mates
Looks like a metricon site lol
Him and the boys have been working hard. You just don't work construction so you dk what they've gotten done
Its called job security mate
Nah, I think they've put up a couple sheets of drywall since then 😂
I live by a small bridge since 2007, and since 2007 it's been under maintenance and usually only has one lane open. The Italian Mafia truly found an infinite money glitch with construction contracts. The largest bridge in Europe and the largest bridge in the World were built in like 2 years... Meanwhile they've been renovating a small one for at minimum 16 years here.
When you're having a bad day, just watch some Garn vids and you'll be alright.
Damn right 🍻
Fr. So goated. Need like 40 day all tho they take a minute to make.
Exactly
Too true mate
@Max Mullets 💪🏽😂
Garn never misses
shutup bot
Your not wrong
honestly hits every single time
@@Kexetey you're* also replying to a checkmark doesn't make you special. Don't waste your time
Getting paid $25 an hour just to watch someone drive a forklift around is the great Australian dream mate. Good ol' bloody Bunnings
Gotta love being a spotter
please mate. It's like 55 an hour now.
It's not a job at bunnings they just get a random person to put a yellow vest on and keep customers out don't do anything safety based could legit be run over by the forklift or electric pallet jack due to watching out more for customers coming along lol.
That's what happens when you knock the racking over that was a fun day
Where do I get a job like this?
This shit has my dying. My brother is actually the safety guy for the company I work and I’m honestly eager to show him this 😂 good work once again
He’s done it again boys. Garn’s hit the nail on the nads
Itching to see if there’s a Every Welder Ever video too
There's a mini ScoMo inside every one!
Every brickie
Welders are the best
"alright, mate, the client needed their boat in tip top shape, right? asked me and the blokes to burn a sheet on the bottom, make her sea-ready, right? I didn't tell the bugger, but I torched the outline of a dick on the underside. Bloke won't see it until he takes it in for a wash, am I right?"
👨🏭💪🏻🇺🇸 that weld life shout out from the states do one for welding
Construction workers ripping through safety inspectors like school kids with substitute teachers made me laugh so hard I had a post-COVID coughing fit and my flat mate came to check up on me.
Ummm, I was on a site that went through 3 of 'em. (I wonder what the record is.)
One who didn't run away was turfed completely out of his job by the time the site manager got through with him. Neither one respected the other, and when push came to shove, the site manager won the war.
I still remember one night when the site manager was up on some concrete viaduct with a demolition breaker, hammering away at something WHILST TETHERED (and I saw my mate give a good yank to the tether, which he didn't usually do, so I know he made sure it was good before he walked out), the safety guy saw him and complained that it wasn't safe working. A shouting match ensued from 12m up down to the safety guy on the ground, and my fed up mate came down off the viaduct, glared at the safety officer, got into a 30 tonne excavator, clattered it across the road, and started doing exactly the same job as noisily and with as much gusto as he could, at 2am, in an area full of high rise hotels. As he noted to me later, "Any complaints will be answered with, 'I was doing it using a quieter work method, but the safety officer told me to stop. The only other option was the big digger. We had to make it safe by 5am to reopen the road, so there wasn't another choice. Take it up with him.'" LOL. I wouldn't quite call it mutual career sabotage, but it was certainly a war.
The site had a code name for that particular safety guy, to covertly pass the word that he was on-site when he dropped by. Good times, LOL. I sometimes wonder what happened to the bloke.
Garn is a master of choreography, a true Australian icon in my eyes.
That face he makes with the warm ice coffee is absolute gold
"PPE is a fuckin' myth!" - Golden, thanks for the good work
It was a great chapter 1
I was literally re-watching all your vids today, they are hilarious. Keep up the good work!
As opposed to figuratively?
Ol mate in the background exploding a skinny disc on the grinder was gold 🤣👏
“THESE WERE A PRESENT FROM MY NONNA BEFORE SHE PAST AWAY”
I’m dying 🤣
I love Garn, his delivery is pure perfection!
old mate finding out they used his boots to make the safety pluggas was just gold!
'Get the squirts' lmfao 😂😂😂😂
Better patent those safety thongs mate, you've got a winner right there! 👍🍺
And look at that!!! A special guest appearance from Superwog at the end there!! Keep up the awesome work blokes.
the fact that house looks like every house being constructed that i see.
absolute perfection.
One of the only channels with no ads
I love how this is "health and safety is over the top" and "workplace carelessness is everywhere" at the same time.
1:29 The part where you kicked the OH&S folder away made me laugh! Legends like you make my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎
You bloody legend you made my day seeing your upload, thanks Garn!
These just keep getting better and better 🤣
This flows even into the software industry where you have people who can write code and get the project done then you have people who draw pictures of what they think the code should be and make everything ten times more complicated and drawn out, just so they can feel special.
It's always the choice of camera shots that makes the video/message just that much better. I love every second, every time, awesome job, boys :D
The scariest part is that this is actually real and accurate!! LOL!!
As a Rigger, this video and pretty much every single thing said in it is alarmingly accurate
Working in rigging I’ve noticed every bit of safety you put on past the high vis makes you the target of the next hour of workplace bullying, so yknow that’s a fun one
Garn is the peak of comedy, absolute gold
Accidents are down because he stopped reporting them
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Perfect Timing as always, just got promoted to S.O. yesterday, Garn's got me covered!
The iced coffee in the window situation hits hard to home, had me in tears 🤣
THANK YOU for knowing that smoko is morning tea and not a smoke! Subbed just for that
One of the best Australian UA-camrs
About time, mate. I've been out here studying for finals and sweating my arse off in the armpit of Florida waiting for another one of your vids. Cheers!
Haha townsville where garn lives is like that too tropical weather
@@fullsendit292 he better watch out for mojo jojo and the powerpuff girls
Steel cap jandals probably the most Aussie thing I’ve seen 🤣
hahaha "You gotta wear a 6-point harness to take a piss just so you don't fall in"
The trimming of the ply with the body underneath 🤣🤣🤣
Victoria Bitter is the best beer on earth. I can still feel the hangovers 23 years later. Hope it hasn’t changed.
Gotta wear a six point harness to take a piss!!! Soo bloody true!!!
I’ve been a safety guy for 17 years, I’m sharing this. We’ll done bud. Brilliant.
The steel toe flipflops is the greatest thing ever
i had a few days off work, came back to my boots screwed to the floor (massive wood screws)😅😂
Its always a good day when Garn uploads
Being a true safety professional I can still appreciate this..
First video I've seen of you and I already like you. :)
It’s true, I worked briefly for a company that had 4-5 ohs people. An absolute pisstake! All on big bucks doing the same job! 😡
Love that vog celbrity in the end lol
This link is getting sent straight to my safety officer to improve his performance🤣
None that poke in the eye with a blunt stick crap this is legit safety in my head :) on yah Garn
A 6ft harness to take a piss and 3rd degree burns from a chiko roll 🤣🤣 Classic!
Don't forget the Hot Work Permit to turn on your Sandwich Toaster.
Only if you have tested and tagged it, at least 5 minutes before use and every minute it is used.
That zoom-out to the site ready bloke is too just too damn funny
The circular saw. Gold.
Rigged up to the harness to hit the Lou fucken priceless
I used to work with a safety officer who brought his traditional spear to the work site and paraded across a subdivision with 500+ plus workers. Hahaha. Safety first.
i’d be the safest cunt on the block if my safety guy could javelin me from afar for wearing the incorrect PPE.
I needed this upload, I just finished binging all of your videos
Brilliant! You make me laugh every time, “the squirts” 🤣🤣
Thanks mate!
You seriously gotta upload more bro. You videos are a breath of fresh air. Hope your doing well mate
babe wake up new aus lore just dropped
Garn's OH&S standards are still more consistent than the Australian standard.
Hahaha
6 point harness to take a piss😂 great video as always!
God, this is one of the best yet.
The work boots guy should take more roles on future Garn videos, his topped it 🤣🤣🤣
I worked with a boilermaker who would take the laser thermometer into the servo with him to check out the sausage roll temps. He had a full internal selection matrix based off temp and date. Didn't have the heart to tell him a servo hot box wasn't quite a calibrated scientific instrument.
I just about died with the "PPE is a fucking myth" XD XD
When everyone is hospitalised the number of accidents at the workplace is zero
When your Binge watching Garn and you finish all the videos, and then he uploads!
🥳
The only bloke I’d happily watch an ad for
i worked side jobs with a dude who was the "safety" guy for a roofing company. we'd be ratchet strapping ladders together to reach what we needed. 24' ladder laying flat sticking 12' out the scaffold planks while he stands on the other end as a counter weight while i worked because we couldn't be bothered to move the scaffold again. "fall arrest" was just being tied to him while he sits on the other side of the roof peak drinking beer, chain smoking, playing clash of clans on his phone. good times.
Thats a big scary bloak at the end... good job mate!
This has to be your finest work to date
Keep up the great work, brightens up my day.
My stepdad actually was head safety manager for a rental company and he fucking loved this video.
I love the fact that I live near that jobsite and saw your hooligans mucking around
A Tafe construction teacher once was having a bit of a joke with the class about safety inspectors and their clip board. basically the joke was "as long as you've got that clipboard you'll be able to walk onto ANY job site and no one is going to ask questions xD"
Another blessing from Garn
Bloody well written once again and beautifully presented as usual Connor. Well done lads. Welcome back. 👍🙂 wouldn't mind some more stuff ups to laugh at but I understand they'd be few and far between being the consummate professionals that you all are.
That house is never getting finished with ol Murp around
Even small videos like this make my day.
at my job you have to get a harness to climb on the top of the truck despite the fact i have to do the exact same thing on another site where there is no harness wire ... brilliant ...
The good old safety squints work just as well if you don't have an old VB box floating around 😑 🤣
Okay so these are really well produced. Whoever your editor/video/soundguy is they are doing an absolutely banging job.
once i got in trouble cus I stood on the top step of a 3 ft ladder. I used to do insulation and being small helped alot in the roofs but when I had to do a house wrap I sometimes needed to stand on the too step to reach hight enough to glue or tack the wrap to the frame
The quality just keeps getting better 🤙🏽❤️
The thermometer one is awesome 🤣🤣
I feckin love this guy
I love this guy keep up the grind Garn
Amazing how they edit out the ground hooks that keep you blokes from falling off the earth.
Another point of great observation Garn , has got to the point where following the ppe rules can be harder than any of the jobs you actually do on site , yet some things do get ignored , like heavy lifting anything heavier than a stubby or a can or phone
One of your best yet 👏
Smoko safety - brilliant
You guys have come so far I been here since 30k jeez it’s been a ride
Watched this on FB and now here love your work guys subbed last year great stuff 😂😂
The legends back
Smokin' a doobskin while you posted this next puff is to you garnsey
Classic garn... Brilliant. Cheers mate.👍🍻
"6 point harness to take a piss" I'm fuckin dying 😆😆😆😆