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The Aussie Jobsite mate aye, full of Tradies who think Apprentices are just these untrained idiots, when actually there's a lot of high level stuff that goes into being a good apprentice mate...
Every Apprentice Ever... | Garn.
Every Tradie Ever...
KFC for smoko type beat...
A guide to the Australian Jobsite
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson - Комедії
going 2 red rooster and not leaving until they give me a zinger box is my star sign
edit: subscribe f*ck ya
You've just decided my dinner.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nug Master perk: You are able to combine leftover KFC and Red Rooster nuggets into one mysterious box and pass it off as a Maccas 24 pack.
This is absolute gold, this would apply 100% to Auckland roadworkers and builders as well. They never get anything done.
Red Rooster sucks sooooo bad!
"If thats what they want to pay me to do then ill look for a left handed hammer all day with a straight face" I'm crying from laughing so hard because I've been that guy to send the new guys on dummy missions
"Wire stretcher". I would just think they meant a puller and die for making wire thinner. Good luck putting that on the company account!
I got sent out for a left-handed screw driver one time, and spent the whole day just walking around pretending that I was actually looking for it. They got the laugh they wanted and I got the nice relaxing afternoon like I wanted.
Ones I heard are: a bucket of steam, headlight fluid and a skyhook...
Funny thing about the last one! Some guy actually managed to find a company that sold something called a "skyhook" it was a machine worth multiple grand!
So, of course the guy put it on the company account, and the boss didn't even blame the apprentice, just the nucklebags who asked him to
@@arnaudmenard5114 Ever been told you need your cars blinker fluid topped up?
@@SoMuchFacepalm a friend of mine had been told to catch the graphite rod when they changed oil so he wouldnt have to get it from the oil bucket.
Im at the point in my career where I'm training apprentices. And this is the kind of apprentice I want. Had to have a serious talk with the last kid they sent my way about his attitude. It was way to fucking positive.
Let him have a sip from your hip flask and i bet his wailing wont stop
I had this same issue when I worked retail
K I think I've had enough I don't want to be your supervisor
he made you feel bad huh?
Don't worry mate you'll harden up someday!
why cant America be more like Austria? Its like you guys have real life. Here in America is like you cant even talk to people unless its about how shoving things up their ass made them feel.
This is somehow both culture shock, and entirely accurate. Tho, in the US of you tried to stay in the Porta John that long, maybe the third or fourth time, someone would definitely back their truck up to the door.
Oh yeah. whoever's in charge of the whole operation is gonna back his Hellcat up to the back of the shitter, put the exhaust in the loudest mode, and hit the rev limiter four times.
Ratchet strap around it is the sneaky way to go.
That seems like a quick way to give someone carbon monoxide poisoning.
@@djhero0071 land of vrrrmmmm the free vrrrrrrrmm baby
@@djhero0071 Exhaust fumes build character
Both of my grandfathers were bricklayers and when I was a kid they started me out mixing mortar, striking joints, setting up scaffolding etc. One day while we were eating lunch one of them asked me what I wanted to do with my life. I told him I was undecided as to whether I wanted to be a bricklayer or a carpenter. The other one piped in and said "Be the mason. You'll learn everything you need to know about carpentry during your lunch hour".
every bastard on site thinks hes the one doing the real work lol
At most a bricklayer would learn some basic first fix carpentry, you don’t see any of the 2nd fix so you would need to study a lot of lunchtimes to even understand that, then there’s joinery, cabinetry and furniture making, did you become a mason afterall ?
@@jonathanstafford750 I'm a red seal master brick and stone mason specializing in the restoration of historic buildings. I build wooden boats in my free time.
@@haggismacphreedom8270 woooot!!!
@@noxabellus that's true, but it's actually the plumbers.
Guy I work with told me a story from when he was an apprentice. He was sent down to stores to get some more "sky hooks". Little did he know that the stores manager was in on it too. Told him he would be a minute and closed the shutters. He was stood there waiting for about an hour before he spotted his co-workers laughing hysterically from the other end of the factory.
LMAO
I'd send em to another tradie and tell em to go and ask for there 6inch repoduction tool.
Another good gag I heard was from a mechanic shop. This guy would dump all the bolts into a single bucket instead of keeping them organized as he took the assembly apart. So his buddies one day put some extra random bolts in there to make it look like he missed a step putting it back together. Apparently the guy freaked out and almost took everything apart again before they let him in on it.
As a 13 year Boy Scout, me and a few of the other newbies (Tenderfoots, I believe) were sent on a multi-campsite journey for a ‘left-handed sky hook’. Took 3 camps and someone asking for our ID 10-T (idiot) form to learn we’d been had!
In college my welding teacher would always ask the new guys to go get a bag of sparks or a glass hammer from the class next door and it would always work.
As a trained Construction Worker i only have one thing to say.
This is terrifingly accurate.
being a drop out tradie is legit just the meta build in Australia, a good 70% of the students at my school where just "I'm gonna just be a tradie with my dad and grow up with back problems".
You're the only one who actually knows the end result of every tradie at the age of 40 , bonus on top being an alkie.
@@Ainaes-Felinemost average tradie. My boss is an electrician and he’s 50. Turned into a project manager at 40 and has no physical issues.
Blowing in the bosses breathalyzer got me good lmfao
My boss would always have the great northerns for after work in the ute. Drink driving down country Victoria roads, everyday.
I had that happen but with a dude I did a group job interview with. Asked him for a lift home since he seemed cool. Get to his car he cracks a beer open and skulls and asks me to blow into his breatho so the car will start.
Garn - you missed the chance to reveal the other apprentice tradition. While your boss thinks you are on one of your TAFE days sitting in a classroom bored shitless doing the “book learning” part of your apprenticeship. You are actually in the TAFE carpark pulling bongs with your TAFE buddies.
It’s good to see this is such a tradition at every TAFE
@Jesus Gonzalez lol
@Jesus Gonzalez gotta make everything about race ey Billy?
@Jesus Gonzalez might focus on forgivness and cooperation. Notice that as messed up as bigots are, they get their opportunity to rebound just like anyone. So either you defuse the problem before hand, or you add fule until they return to prominence there by risking your own existamce....
Like I support my undocumented nieghbors taking refuge here in the states, but if they constantly target me with petty ethnocentric crap, then they loose my support. ... naturaly Americans have fewer of those problems because of generations of successfull integration, lending to further cooperation.
Is it that way down under? If not, then make a little more effort. Sorry that its hard. But there are serios consiquences to failure. Maybe a robbery, maybe car jacking, maybe an eviction or deportation, maybe violence.
Figured Id reach out... try not to be danm racist.
@Jesus Gonzalez about 1 in 14 apprentices where Indigenous Australians in 2019-2020- and that covers the wide range of trades from hair dressing to plumbing to horticulture and more. So pretty much only a few young Indigenous Australians enter the building trades. There are lots of reasons for this but central is how colonisation affected First Peoples in Australia.
Jesus, it’s generally not accepted as appropriate to use ‘aborigines’ when referring to Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island people. Chiefly as that word has some strong connections to historically racist attitudes. It would be up there with the “N” word to describe Afro-Americans in the USA.
What you miss is that Garn posts videos of comedic observations on suburban Australian life. Accordingly it uses exaggeration and generalisations for effect. It is not to be understood as a true representation or literal depictions. Just like my above post was an exaggerated depiction of the goings on at Trade Colleges. Similarly, your building experience as you describe can’t be used as a broad representation of work productivity differences among all workers in the USA - it’s merely your anecdotal experience.
So “Every Apprentice” is to not to be taken literally like you seem to have done. What you have done, Jesus, is to miss the self-deprecating humour that Aussie’s regularly use. What you have done is to act like a wowser- which is a particular Kiwi and Aussie slang word. Perhaps look up it’s definition.
He needs an apprenticeship on a commercial site. 4 years of standing next to a ladder or scissor lift.
im getting ready for a 9 hour shift of doing just that
Where the fuck do you work? I was on the shovel and labouring for 3 years on my apprenticeship
@@joe2653 i didn't even touch a shovel until i was qualified.
@@BaronVonShnozza damn I got ripped off haha, lucky I’m starting my electrical apprenticeship now so will never have to do hard work again 🤣
Rmmbr lads... Safety 3rd.
Imagine, being the guy who paid these guys to build his house. Half them labor costs just tom foolery
The most expensive part, the tomfoolery
What you don't know is this is exactly what you pay for lmao.
This is straight up half of what you pay for
@thanatos214 So you built your house entirely by yourself? People aren't lazy, they have better shit to do than waste time on a vanity project, and actually have enough money to pay professionals.
@Thanatos i agree, people are lazy now a days.
Being an over grown freak of a person actually worked out in my favor in this situation. Got veteran respect quick cuz they realized that I could do a lot of stuff without the need of a ladder, or haul more bull shit
Then the boss stops replacing broken ladders because you are the ladder. Every penny counts or something
how tall are ya
Same brother. Worked resi for a bit before switching to commercial and pulling Romex for lights in soffits was cake at 6’7”
@@jdkuhl3096Holy shit you're a giant!
The boys are back in town. 👍
As a bloke who's about to start a new apprenticeship at 42 years of age... fucken oath I approve this message.
Good luck, in a couple years times you will be earning more than me and I have been working in finance for 10 years.
@@EatMyShortsAU It's never too late to change career paths mate. Go and do what you want, study, apprenticeship, mature-age degree, whatever. Good luck bro! 👍
@@sixstringedthing Cheers, thanks man. Yeah I did study some IT when I was not working and I was half decent at it, learned how to code a bit but I was not great at it.
I think I will stick to what I like and I am good at for the time being.
@@EatMyShortsAU look, Just commit tax fraud and you'll make more money for the same amount of work
@@spoon_yes Yeah and it comes with free government accommodationat Silverwater or Long Bay).
Haven't even watched yet, and I still know it's accurate. Thanks for the entertainment all the time guys
It's gold as per usual.
Lol same still doing the ad
why dont u just watch the video before u comment
Hi, I'm from Austria, not Australia. Its the place with the Alps and mountain kangaroos. Just wanted to say, being an apprentice is exactly the same in my country.
Wie schaut denn deine Einkaufsliste fürn Hornbach aus? 😉😁
@@davidstud3952 verdrängt
Oh Austria or as I like to call it the country Americans think is the same as Australia
let's put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!
@@malikthemadman Man, you are so funny I laughed so hard even my dormmate now has milk coming out of his nose. Ever given the thought of joining the circus?
This is some accurate shit.
Can confirm. Sweeping, Toilet breaks, SMOKO, Left handed hammers and wood stretchers, and the good ole KFC runs. Except for me its a Timmies run, 9 times a day. lol
You know it’s a good day when Garn uploads
first reply lol
Hi
probably one of your funniest videos yet, had a good chuckle at this one. keep it up boys you're doing australia proud
@Nick Bond 🥺
@Nick Bond people care even less what you think about his comment😓
@Jesus Gonzalez bro did u accidentally reply to me or some shit. I have no clue what u are talking about.
What’s it like living under strict tyranny?
@@iGigaCow idk what u taking about
This guy isn't thinking like an apprentice. Those are executive level moves.
I worked at Bunnings and a kid came in for a new bubble for the level. I explained the joke and gave him a 'replacement bubble' invoice for $120.
He got one up on the boss that day.
The kid is now a tradesman joiner / builder / carpenter / etc and you are still a kid working at BUNNIES ... !!!
When I was an apprentice you weren’t allowed to sweep it was a trades assistants job, and an apprentice was meant to have come straight to the job from the night club and expected to still be off his head on LSD.
the good ole days
Ahhh yes. Nothing like almost dying in the morning from a horrible hangover
There isn't a truer statement in the world than the placebo effect from the Colonel's face while eating KFC. Top notch journalism.
Best story I’ve heard is a guy I work with, as an apprentice he got sent to get a long weight.
His boss told him go next door ask for a long weight. He went and asked next door’s boss who told him, “yeah mate I’ll grab it in a minute just give me a sec”
5 minutes went by the boss walked back past.
Apprentice said “mate I still need that long weight?”,
the boss replied “ yeah mate I’ll just be one sec and I’ll get it”
Another 5 minutes went by and the boss came past.
The apprentice called out to him again “sorry mate I’m still waiting for you to get me a long weight?”
The boss said “ well do you think you’ve waited long enough yet? “
Apprentice went back empty handed to his boss and everyone in there was in stitches saying “so you finally worked it out?”
😂😂😂
yeah they pulled that one on me at 16..but I wasn't as green as I was cabbage looking. i was A.W.O.L for 6 hours and went back with about 40 minutes of the shift left. told the idiot who sent me that i was told they could only sell a long weight to a guy with a short cock.. and his wife said his was the shortest she'd seen
this guy made me instantly take my own moustache off
Honestly wouldn't call what this guy has "a moustache". Think he just sprinkled some pubes on there
@@noirceur_ what ever you call it. i think it suits him.
@@Liam_Tomhet I'm sure he'll be pleased to know he's making inroads with the LGBTQ community.
That's a doodoo stain
He looks like he glued his dad’s armpit hair on his upper lip
You guys are legends. Who else would hire someone with Parkinson’s to operate the camera ?
It's not that bad lol
The camera is only shacking so much because the camera isn’t a native Australian so he’s trying really hard not to fall off the world.
Was drunk sorry. . . get a knife . hic ...
Must have been rattling
The effort of GETTING the job is like a thousand times harder then actually doing it... speaking from experience.
This couldn’t be more true! As an apprentice I was messed with, and as a journeymen I’ve messed with every apprentice. The cycle will continue far after I leave. Great video man-keep it up
Murph is single handedly keeping Red Rooster in business with this little trick here
I'd take Red Rooter over a box of dirty bird every day of the week. Otropo's even better.
their fried chicken is mint
@@moose8896 don't forget the pineapple fritters, must put crack in them
@@Lazbotable Pineapple fritters? I don't think I ever heard of those.
The CEO gotta do what he gotta do..
Great stuff. Keep it up! We are always here if you want to make funny internet content together!
Hi
This collab needs to happen 🤔
this needs to happen
I did construction for 6 months. I made no money, got skin cancer and slept in the tub every day cause I was tok exhausted. Big respect to these guys
I started an apprenticeship at the age of 29 and never knew I needed to use the toilet so often. Quite useful for when they tell you to clean 24/7
As an apprentice, this hits very close to home. You guys are spot on every time with these vids. Love the content!
ahhh the portaloo one makes me feel guilty 😂
How do you deal with the pay?
Last apprenticeship I was offered paid less than I made at McDonald's as a teenager
@@mwbgaming28 nah man my company is pretty great with the pay, I’d say I just about tripled what I used to make at Pizza Hut as a kid in a week
@@shaunclayton3364 you're lucky then, 1st year apprenticeship pay is notoriously bad
@@mwbgaming28 not wrong there, but if you manage to stick around it he’s better
Still got my fingers crossed for every hospo ever. Bloody legend keep it up.
the chicken scam was pure genius. i worked in the construction business 30 years. gotta love a clean port-o-let. the guy that serviced them was my hero.
I’m an American apprentice for tool and die the first 3 months I did nothing but clean and organize and grab tools for my bosses this video is so accurate I go to the bathroom 2-4 times a day just to get away when there’s nothing but sweeping to do. Great content, Much love from America 🇺🇸!
Did they send you on a mission to buy a left-handed hammer, mate?
@@moonboy5851 hahaha nope that was my first job when I worked installing fences, they got me with the wood stretcher 😂😂😂 after a moment I realized but just didn’t come back out of shame😆
Nothing better than fucking around with the apprentice 😂
So glad to see another Garn video, thanks for some of the best Aussie content, fellas
"...but they know the price I'm paying to do it. I'm willingly sitting in a plastic box full of shit in 40° heat, just cooking myself to get out of sleeping."
The delivery of this line. 🤣
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie. 😂😭😂
This is the most accurate portrayal of the "trades" I have ever seen, Thank You!
Every food group covered…..iced coffee chill for strong bones,meat pie for protein and carbs,wini blues for mental well being.Salute.
Audio is sounding so much better. Love the effort boys
Happy to have found this gem of a channel! Thanks very kindly for the laughs I look forward to sharing your content and watching more!
I have worked in the construction field... they would send the new hires to go look for the "wood stretcher" and everyone would be in on the joke and send them all around in circles... one place to the next...
Gotta refill that bubble fluid
I was watching something else but as soon as I saw your notification I dropped everything to watch your video. Loved it!!! Please make more. I introduced your videos to my family members and they're hooked.
Garn makes my day when he posts
This is so accurate, this level of precision is only archived by being the apprentice yourself
I feel personally attacked, impressed, and nostalgic all at the same time
Been waiting for your next one and you guys haven't disappointed. Great work.
One of the better ones yet. As a tradie and fellow Townsvillian I approve of this wholeheartedly but I reckon the temp in them port-a-loos gets a bit higher than 40. Good one fella, can't wait for the next one.
about 60 ez
Ahhh those porta loos. Where there's a sign that says push the lever TWICE to flush but the crap is still there after 2000 pushes
think its celsius
@@jamesfinlinson5545 well aware it is Celcius. Just saying it gets hotter than that. Especially the last week here in Townsville.
it probably gets to about 80-90 in the porta 40 is quite cold
im aware he meant Celsius its obvious. if he added a C i couldn't joke about it.
Finally Garn's getting the recognition they deserve! I'm sure all other videos gonna hit a million plus 👍
All of this! I've been on site 26 years and everything in this skit is true. The Brickie's video you did that brought me here is so bang it's actually scary!
This guy has to be the funniest Aussie ever
@Jesus Gonzalez aboriginals are 3% of the population there’s about 3 guys in this vid do the math of Aussie representation
Breatho lock is actually quit accurate. Why do you think the cops always pull over the utes in the backstreets on RBT?
literally mate, i used to have to do my flatmates in the morning before he went to work hahahahaha
I read all of this in Australian accent. Reminded me of The Big Lez Show. You aussies are fuckin wild haha, love it
@@BoughtNotBuilt mike nolans day out. FTP FTP! (film the cops) lol
This...this is gonna be a fantastic binge watch of all your content. Cheers, love it!! Subbed~
I'm a carpenter in the U.S.. not everything translates, but I found this to be pure gold. No better humor to be found, then around tradies
It's humour not humor*
You yanks should learn proper English
Being a 3rd year apprentice myself I must say you are on fucking point with everything 😂. Great video as always, keep the good work up!
Rule number one of apprenticeship
If you can’t fix it The painter will fix it
It's like a dankpods microphone test, utter beauty mate.
Funniest thing I've seen in a good while, thanks for the smiles :)
The bogan of all bogans.
Your writing and acting is seriously underrated. Need someone like you to revive Australian cinema/humour.
Very authentic depiction of the work site with only one exception: portapotties are NEVER that clean. Everything else was spot-on though.
Bro this is so good! Reminds me of chappy. The way the camera is n everything
As one who as been an apprentice a few times it's interesting to see that shenanigans at work sites are universal.
This man deserves more subs. Epic content 🤘
Apprentice chef, energy drinks and smoko every 10 minutes
Tough gig but someones gotta do it - signed, Ex-kitchenhand
That was me dropped out of year ten right into kitchen full time loaded on energy drinks and only breaks being for a smoko
boss was always off his head
free beer and food was pretty cool tho
“If there paying me I’ll look for a left handed hammer all fucken day”
Taping the broom to the hands killed me.
I literally did that to someone before.
About to start my first course in building and construction tomorrow and this video comes out. Perfect timing garn
Getting serious now, stunts and all!!! Love it as always.....
Good to know life on site ain't no different in Oz. Never gets old sending the apprentice to the store for a long weight. ;)
Saw this vid, laughed my arse off, subscribed!
Been looking forward to you boys posting again. Never seem to disappoint. Love the content. Wish there was more of it more often 🥰
Wtf this is a copy
Was hoping to see the 'sky hook' on that shopping list 🤣🤣 classic stitch up
Mate this is an absolute Gem looool.
Your awesome freaking hilarious keep them coming mate!
When the hysterical laughter dies and you're hit by an existential crisis as you realise how accurate all of Murph's videos are
by far one of the best skits yet.
Gotta be the most accurate thing I've seen in a bit, just for that I sub
This is gold and had me lmao. Subscribed
0:35 I remember when one apprentice was sent to get blue and green grinder sparks because they ran out of the yellow ones.
It was actually funny watching this get filmed. 2 houses down from my in laws house and my house is actually being built on the block next to the house used for filming. 😂 what a laugh to watch it in person
Gold. Absolute golden gold nuggets of pure gold 😂
That was great, spot on.
Box of grinding sparks, snatch reamer, 9 inch copulating tool, bag of compressed air, packet of pre-drilled holes... hmm, can't remember the rest now. It's been a while. 🤔
Sky hooks, chequered paint and my favourite: a long weight.
Found your channel about a week ago, binged watched all of your videos in one night. You should have your own Netflix show for this
Whitest Kids You Know: Aussie Edition
So happy I found this channel literal clip gold 🤣
they call him blister, only shows up when the work is done
I once got asked to go get a "long weight". So that's what they got. Took them long enough to realise they ended up being the ones fucked with.
Started an HVAC apprenticeship with my dad like a month ago and you perfectly described my duties
found your shit on facebook and I have been loving every single one of these! love you mate!
Best Aussie UA-camr out there
We had a young fella wait 3 hours in the crash shop ,we sent him to ge a long weight.but we ran him every 10 minutes going off.blokes in the crash shop couldnt even look him in theface with losing it.
Died at the flat batteries bit🤣 hysterical stuff mate!
Dude this was funny. Loved it bro
I’m Australian and this guys my favourite Aussie
I can’t stop laughing this guy is a genius 😂. The look on the 2 guys faces at the end had me.
And here I didn't even know I liked Aussie humor. This is great!
That's real nice work man.
Best day when you upload, cheers!