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  • @johnh4143
    @johnh4143 6 років тому +2313

    Toby's character is so fucking perfect man you can tell he's just trying to make it as dull as possible. He's a winner

  • @sb50cal9
    @sb50cal9 7 років тому +7365

    “Dude, please... tell your girl to shut up”
    “Kelly, you insulted the gentleman... please apologise”
    xD

    • @allgrey_edits
      @allgrey_edits 7 років тому +403

      She actually did lmao

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 4 роки тому +108

      Other animals aren't monsters. That's disgusting. Intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another. Just a trait humans have. No better than running or flying. Evolution has no will. It's not trying to make other animals more human-like. A slug is as evolved as we are. A slug got it right.
      It doesn't make you inherently better at all, and that totally disregards how stupid, evil humans are. That's human ego. The second an alien race arrives that's more intelligent than we are, you will move the goalposts for what it means to be more special. You say it not because it's true, but because it currently benefits you.
      Other animals aren't toys to dress up and pose for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. Leave other animals alone. Good doesn't excuse evil. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting.
      Only animals of human-level intelligence are capable of evil. Wouldn't put the same level of responsibility on human children and mentally disabled people, and obviously shouldn't on animals of an entirely different species. Humans aren't more special or important than other animals. Something isn't worse because it happens to humans. You're not better by definition.
      Having human-level intelligence doesn't somehow stop you being an animal. Makes no sense, whatsoever. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can have human-level intelligence. It is a trait of animals because an animal has it: humans.
      Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. There's no distinction. Being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome. And it's what lets you be you.
      Breeding is evil. Other animals are forced to have sex, which is rape. Females are treated like conveyor belts, pumping out child after child, all of whom are kept from their fathers and kidnapped from their parents, causing massive distress, fear, panic, and confusion. When no longer profitable, they're abandoned like a broken tool no longer of any use. Other animals are #NotProperty to buy or sell. Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and they'll save yours.
      Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors, healthcare, just like humans. There's no distinction. Be outrage if humans had different doctors, terms depending on race. No different for other animals. Speciesism.
      It's not euthanasia. It's not done for their benefit. It's murder. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals.
      People spend money on war rather than helping other animals. Healthcare should be socialised, like humans have. Caring for other animals isn't a chore, it's a duty and privilege.
      Fireworks and other explosions are evil. Other animals, like cats, dogs, and birds, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable.
      Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to do that. Don't be a selfish cunt.
      Balloons, Chinese lanterns, glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by other animals.
      Don't say "in the doghouse" like it's some bad place to be, that's ok for dogs, but not humans. That's disgusting. Dogs belong in a normal house, with their families.
      Other animals don't belong in entertainment industry. They're not props to be used on a fucking set. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else.
      Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. Kidnapped, sent across the world, trapped in tiny cages they couldn't even move in, stabbed and hit with spells, and made to feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans. As is exploiting, abusing, scaring, interrupting grindylows, fish, other animals in Great Lake.
      Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. They do a "fear grimace", smiling in submission. They're not happy, they're abused. Cats, dogs specifically bred over 1000s years live with humans. Other animals weren't. Kidnapped, locked in tiny cages and tanks for human amusement. They're not pet animals, they're slaves.
      Experimenting on other animals is evil. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people.
      Freedom is what matters in life. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and have no right to force that on other animals.
      Honey, when sold to humans, is a product of abuse.
      theminimalistvegan.com/is-honey-vegan/
      Mountain Dew, all other Pepsi products, Oreos, and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, leading to extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day for unsustainable palm oil production.
      www.ran.org/issue/palm_oil/
      www.chesterzoo.org/app/uploads/sites/3/2019/04/Sustainable-Palm-Oil-Shopping-List-Feb-2019.pdf
      KFC uses cardboard made from trees cut down in the forests of endangered species, such as Indonesian tigers and orangutans.
      www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150692/KFC-buckets-destroying-Indonesian-rainforest-claims-Greenpeace.html
      Leather's evil. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry.
      www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/
      www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html
      amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather
      Fur and down are the result of immense torture and horrific murder.
      relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare
      www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html?amp
      www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/
      www.thedodo.com/amphtml/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html
      www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/
      www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/
      Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, mohair, and angora wool, not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia.
      www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html?amp
      www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3331465/Shocking-video-shows-horrific-abuses-lamb-sheep-used-wool-industry-kicked-face-workers-horns-torn-off.html
      Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is just cruel and confusing.
      io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629
      Canada and Trudeau still let baby seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs.
      www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf
      relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/04/wildlife-watch-canada-harp-seal-hunt
      www.thedodo.com/amphtml/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html
      m.ua-cam.com/video/XCYf9q9t9bo/v-deo.html
      Don't feed birds and fish bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food, the yeast expands in fish' stomachs causing constipation, and cats are lactose intolerant.
      www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html
      www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/
      pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat
      Ecosia is a search engine that uses at least 80% of its profits to plant trees, planting about 1 every second, which takes 45 searches to fund.
      www.ecosia.org/
      You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. There'd be outrage if humans were treated like property. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. We're not their owners, we're family.
      Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, that you only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family.
      Joe Rogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, Undertaker, Braun Strowman, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, Ted DiBiase Jr., Lacey Evans, and Kayla Braxton are torturers and murderers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Leave other animals alone.
      You wouldn't do it to humans, and don't do it to other animals. It's that simple.
      ‬No one has the right to make fun of, or hurt, or abuse, or exploit, or murder any other animal, for any reason.
      "We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy." - Albus Dumbledore
      Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
      #AnimalCruelty #AnimalAbuse #AnimalWelfare #AnimalRights #AdoptDontShop #OptToAdopt

    • @darksied1098
      @darksied1098 4 роки тому +592

      @@Ranger1812 Dude, are you on crack?

    • @hoxhaofficial
      @hoxhaofficial 4 роки тому +86

      @@darksied1098 lmaooo

    • @malzcuatro3379
      @malzcuatro3379 4 роки тому +116

      @@darksied1098 Hahaha, shit, I never in my whole life could've seen THAT coming, hahaha

  • @disfordivide
    @disfordivide 7 років тому +7377

    *Take them. At. The. Same. Time.*

  • @atomicultos
    @atomicultos 7 років тому +2912

    *EXCUSE ME SEA MONSTER*

    • @omelettecrap
      @omelettecrap 6 років тому +185

      Kelly seriously has the best one-liners!

    • @PaulOutsidetheWalls
      @PaulOutsidetheWalls 6 років тому +190

      “I bet you’d like to swim with this sea monster!” 😂

    • @AndrewWav
      @AndrewWav 5 років тому +42

      Possibly my favorite Kelly moment.

    • @maxwellcatlett3653
      @maxwellcatlett3653 3 роки тому +52

      I think Patrice was just being himself there

    • @retrobluemusic
      @retrobluemusic 3 роки тому +29

      Rip Patrice o’neal

  • @baderb52
    @baderb52 7 років тому +1911

    “Setting on ur biscuit. Never having to risk it”

    • @구우-r4z
      @구우-r4z 7 років тому +12

      Bader AlQahtani Sorry but what "setting on your biscuit" means?

    • @jonathanpilares8867
      @jonathanpilares8867 7 років тому +20

      러브피카소 it means just sitting Down on ur butt

    • @alexfilosa3668
      @alexfilosa3668 7 років тому +9

      Great advice. Which rhymed!

    • @alliemaricru1551
      @alliemaricru1551 7 років тому +5

      Bader AlQahtani ya gotta risk it to get the biscuit!

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 6 років тому +1

      I like to mix it on my soggy biscuit.

  • @Megandalil
    @Megandalil 3 роки тому +277

    “Hey I didn’t interrupt when you guys were presenting”
    “Actually you did”
    “Yes”

  • @OnTheFritz602
    @OnTheFritz602 7 років тому +5598

    I know it's just a show, but I always feel so bad for Toby!

    • @drdin3442
      @drdin3442 7 років тому +136

      OnTheFritz602 I would do anything to work there. Even if I had to be Toby.

    • @DJfractalflight
      @DJfractalflight 6 років тому +93

      You have a heart. Bless you Fritzy

    • @willevans6308
      @willevans6308 6 років тому +199

      I noticed that when Michael does a pretty mean thing to Toby it cuts to another worker usually looking disgusted 😅

    • @X-Gen-001
      @X-Gen-001 6 років тому +32

      Veronica Sea haha Yeah I did too. Going on about the Scranton Strangler case at any opportunity effectively voided any empathy I felt for poor Tobes. I could finally see him through Micheal's eyes. And coincidentally the Stranglers eyes too.😂

    • @mileshamorrison9064
      @mileshamorrison9064 6 років тому +51

      Me too! Always have, he didn’t deserve to be treated like that

  • @edabakb
    @edabakb 7 років тому +2148

    Kevin saying "a shawl..." on the background I'M DYING

    • @codde5489
      @codde5489 6 років тому +15

      Koray Tugay 1:06

    • @Cyther0
      @Cyther0 6 років тому

      you are pretty im sorry i had to

    • @brianlash154
      @brianlash154 6 років тому +4

      wasn't that funny so shut up

    • @tastethejace
      @tastethejace 6 років тому +2

      Haha good catch. Funny that his char says it. Actor probably ad libbed it

    • @sublimeade
      @sublimeade 6 років тому +6

      Why were you dying cause of that

  • @MarvelGamer2023
    @MarvelGamer2023 5 років тому +1473

    I LOVE how Kelly stands up for Michael.

    • @Nsmnsd197
      @Nsmnsd197 3 роки тому +10

      Yea

    • @eveningstarinthebluedarksky789
      @eveningstarinthebluedarksky789 3 роки тому +4

      Me too 😊

    • @bluerie
      @bluerie 3 роки тому +47

      The dude is talking about being fat while being fat.

    • @gogogoooooooooo
      @gogogoooooooooo 2 роки тому +23

      @@bluerie Those aren’t mutual. He was just messing with Michael’s seriousness towards the office safety.

    • @Lilithly
      @Lilithly 2 роки тому +8

      @@gogogoooooooooo nah, he was condescending.

  • @harieth8695
    @harieth8695 7 років тому +1245

    "I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?" lol

    • @TheGenericDavis
      @TheGenericDavis 4 роки тому +106

      It's even better knowing that's probably how Patrice would actually respond in real life.

    • @User-ut3ok
      @User-ut3ok 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheGenericDavis what

    • @Fifthcell
      @Fifthcell 3 роки тому +34

      @@User-ut3ok Patrice O’Neal played that worker. He was a comedian

    • @User-ut3ok
      @User-ut3ok 3 роки тому +8

      @@Fifthcell ohh i hate when ppl call actors by their real name

    • @LikeaxBossx
      @LikeaxBossx 3 роки тому +44

      @@User-ut3ok are you okay? ... Lmao

  • @justinshalu8034
    @justinshalu8034 7 років тому +2862

    I am creating a playist of all the office scenes, soon I will be able to watch the entire show

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 6 років тому +79

      Justin Shalu Wow that's awesome. Your service is appreciated.

    • @atheris1641
      @atheris1641 6 років тому +13

      Kat M is my service appreciated?

    • @minartson
      @minartson 6 років тому +33

      The Office is not available everywhere on Netflix.
      I only have The Office on Prime Video, Amazon.

    • @matheusreusch
      @matheusreusch 6 років тому +22

      watchtheoffice.online/

    • @troupemember14
      @troupemember14 6 років тому

      Justin Shalu Or... Download Showbox.

  • @m.s.2722
    @m.s.2722 7 років тому +1828

    "That dim light is a b**** ain't it"

    • @jaredbarger2382
      @jaredbarger2382 6 років тому +37

      M. S. Just say Bitch

    • @aceclop
      @aceclop 6 років тому +1

      M. S.
      lol

    • @gabos7892
      @gabos7892 6 років тому +33

      The late, great, Patrice O'Neal

    • @lionkingmohamed3929
      @lionkingmohamed3929 6 років тому +6

      @@gabos7892 he was Comedy Goat underground LEGEND

    • @drewdawg4203
      @drewdawg4203 6 років тому +4

      "Ok guys you know what. I didn't interrupt when you did your presentation "

  • @theresnothingness
    @theresnothingness Рік тому +128

    The fact that the actor who played Toby is part of the scriptwriting behind The Office, and he chooses himself this character. Amazing.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 11 місяців тому

      He also wrote for king of the hill

    • @dsz6886
      @dsz6886 6 місяців тому

      Why amazing? He's perfect for the role, it's obvious.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Рік тому +160

    RIP to the Sea Monster. Such a legend in comedy as well as a radio personality. Partrice's appearances on Ope and Ant are legendary.

  • @californialove964
    @californialove964 4 роки тому +358

    When Patrice has the exchange with Kelly and Ryan, that's not a character he's playing. That's all Patrice haha

    • @elozvyut
      @elozvyut 3 роки тому +13

      Knowing what kind of comedy Patrice is famous for I wouldn't be even surprised if they both wrote that piece.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 3 роки тому +1

      @@elozvyut A lot of great improv.

    • @Braezonday
      @Braezonday 3 роки тому +7

      Yup, that’s absolutely something he would’ve said to any woman who spoke that way to him in real life lmao, quintessential Patrice

    • @matthewbarry1746
      @matthewbarry1746 Рік тому

      YES

  • @armando1is1great
    @armando1is1great 3 роки тому +416

    REST IN PEACE TO PATRICE O'NEAL
    One of the greatest comedians of all time

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 2 роки тому +7

      not really

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 2 роки тому

      @@LordTalax what do you know, you worthless nothing

    • @lisa.222
      @lisa.222 2 роки тому +4

      um idk but rip

    • @jaredschmidt8013
      @jaredschmidt8013 2 роки тому +5

      @@LordTalax it depends on your type of humor. Mostly you either love him or hate him

    • @tigrantumanyan8545
      @tigrantumanyan8545 Рік тому +3

      Finally someone mentions the man

  • @ved26
    @ved26 7 років тому +759

    I'd love to go to Men's Warehouse where Michael works as a greeter.

    • @Gourgandise
      @Gourgandise 7 років тому +15

      I would buy kaki pants for sure.

    • @RyanUptonInnovator
      @RyanUptonInnovator 6 років тому +7

      Imagine working in the Warehouse of Men's Warehouse!

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 6 років тому +1

      Dwight as a retailer would be my lifeline.

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 6 років тому +2

      I think I would prefer a gender non-conforming warehouse

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 3 роки тому +2

      Hey, Greeter Mike! What was the worst thing about working at Men's Warehouse?

  • @bokgaming6645
    @bokgaming6645 3 роки тому +75

    “Kelly, you insulted the gentlemen please apologize.” Bro that took me out 😂😂

  • @glenna2859
    @glenna2859 7 років тому +356

    a shawl for kevin

  • @billgoff1687
    @billgoff1687 4 місяці тому +6

    I appreciate that the warehouse workers didn’t belittle Toby when he was doing the presentation but it was open season on Michael when he started

  • @hungrydrummerjoey3440
    @hungrydrummerjoey3440 4 роки тому +212

    I love how Kelly stuck up for Michael in this scene

    • @badisnaceur6271
      @badisnaceur6271 3 роки тому +6

      she didn't
      she's just being as bitchy as ever

    • @princelevi3733
      @princelevi3733 3 роки тому +1

      That part always kills me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NillumYlime
    @NillumYlime 3 роки тому +90

    i never realized that kelly was actually standing up for michael 🥺

  • @bratzs4204
    @bratzs4204 7 років тому +263

    “ I worked in a warehouse... Men’s Warehouse!”

  • @adeadheart1377
    @adeadheart1377 6 років тому +172

    - I didn’t interrupt you during your presentation
    - Actually you did
    - yes ... okay ....
    GOLD COMEDY

  • @alecmiller6066
    @alecmiller6066 6 років тому +2161

    “Kelly, you insulted the gentleman, please apologize” 😂

    • @ricardootero6320
      @ricardootero6320 4 роки тому +11

      Smart little guy

    • @bluepeng8895
      @bluepeng8895 3 роки тому +14

      I may be only 115 pounds, but I bet I can take him. I’m a trained yellow belt

    • @alanvalencia8585
      @alanvalencia8585 3 роки тому +2

      @@bluepeng8895 😂

    • @Flikanik
      @Flikanik 3 роки тому +1

      @Bob The Builder Well he wouldn't comment it if he didnt like it so...

  • @NYCGemini2000
    @NYCGemini2000 7 років тому +236

    "I'd like to see Darrell greet people. he'd probably make them feel like wimps" lmao

  • @larrydavid6678
    @larrydavid6678 7 років тому +375

    Michael can’t sit still it’s impossible for him, he’s a child and it’s hilarious😂😂😂

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 3 роки тому +3

      He’s also anxious to try to show Daryl how “dangerous” the office can be and well Toby’s in the same room with him....

  • @sublimeade
    @sublimeade 7 років тому +861

    A sedimentary lifestyle

    • @ehonda7831
      @ehonda7831 6 років тому +10

      sublimeade rudimentary+sedentary

    • @sublimeade
      @sublimeade 6 років тому +16

      I don't know if he was going for rudimentary but he was definitely aiming for sedentary

    • @codymays9943
      @codymays9943 5 років тому +36

      It’s a hard rock life, after all.

    • @PatrickWagz
      @PatrickWagz 4 роки тому +5

      Oh how the turntables...

    • @ashutoshsamantaray2572
      @ashutoshsamantaray2572 4 роки тому +12

      I live a good ol' igneous lifestyle

  • @lillynattrass6666
    @lillynattrass6666 7 років тому +135

    i want this channel to live for ever

    • @darkbrotherhood76
      @darkbrotherhood76 6 років тому +3

      Just like Stanley

    • @ghostwilliams4419
      @ghostwilliams4419 6 років тому

      Lilly Nattrass Before this Channel came to existence and claimed copyright every episode actually used to be on youtube in hd.

  • @NYCGemini2000
    @NYCGemini2000 7 років тому +1458

    lmao I love how Kelly looks to Ryan to stick up for her and he's like "dude please tell your girl to shut up" 😂 what did Kelly even see in Ryan in the first place lmao

    • @NSPACKATTACK
      @NSPACKATTACK 7 років тому +83

      That's the joke

    • @KareemAbduljaCobb
      @KareemAbduljaCobb 7 років тому +258

      what did Ryan see in Kelly is the real question.

    • @radonstone
      @radonstone 7 років тому +27

      The defectiveness she find in herself.

    • @justicegandy7517
      @justicegandy7517 6 років тому +16

      Taurean Simmons maybe kelly shouldn't be a bitch

    • @spacecest.slimes9944
      @spacecest.slimes9944 6 років тому +62

      I think she was just so overwhelmed by a pretty face that she ignored everything else.

  • @wombatperson5431
    @wombatperson5431 3 роки тому +21

    "Take them. At the same. Time."
    The exhaustion in his voice

  • @larrydavid6678
    @larrydavid6678 7 років тому +125

    “Like sometimes computer can explode can they not?” I died😂

  • @kageortiz1806
    @kageortiz1806 7 років тому +729

    RIP Patrice, you legend

    • @jonathan-rw3mx
      @jonathan-rw3mx 7 років тому +8

      kage ortiz who was that?

    • @김현수-s9r2i
      @김현수-s9r2i 7 років тому +54

      Insta: perceptic sea monster

    • @jonathan-rw3mx
      @jonathan-rw3mx 7 років тому +1

      김현수 wtf when

    • @김현수-s9r2i
      @김현수-s9r2i 7 років тому +7

      Insta: perceptic 2011

    • @mimato
      @mimato 6 років тому +33

      Patrice O'Neal died due to complications from a stroke. He was 41.

  • @n00n1n
    @n00n1n 2 роки тому +16

    "take them at the same time...."
    - says Daryl, the disdain apparent in his voice.

  • @geneparmesan8748
    @geneparmesan8748 6 років тому +559

    And yet, Darryl hit all his lowest points after becoming an office worker (like when he got depressed after the warehouse guys won the lottery), and also Office Darryl became a bit of a hypocrite after his promotion for treating the warehouse like a playpen just as much as all the other office guys (even using it as a band room during operating hours).

    • @PantsuMaster
      @PantsuMaster 4 роки тому +76

      That’s why this episode mentioned depression as well. It’s easy to think that what the other person is doing is easy when you’re not the one doing it.

    • @michaeltadros3151
      @michaeltadros3151 3 роки тому +14

      he also got fat butt disease

  • @sillassantana3651
    @sillassantana3651 4 роки тому +28

    People mention a lot about Jim stares to camera. But the way michael does it is the best. It is so subtle and Quick, but u can feel him LOL

  • @hectorserrano6331
    @hectorserrano6331 6 років тому +37

    "You insulted the gentleman" lol

  • @2102082
    @2102082 3 роки тому +21

    “Hey Daryl how’s it hangin” 😂😂🤣😂

  • @YellowalexyXD
    @YellowalexyXD 7 років тому +329

    Damn it Toby!!

  • @flyinpigmusic331
    @flyinpigmusic331 4 роки тому +44

    I wish this show had WWAAAAAAYYYYYY more Patrice O'Neal

  • @rayray6490
    @rayray6490 7 років тому +494

    I wish Bill Burr was also one of the warehouse guys

    • @SurgeryIsWoke
      @SurgeryIsWoke 7 років тому +42

      Dude! He totally should've guested on this!

    • @se9279
      @se9279 7 років тому +54

      there isnt a TV show where Bill shouldnt be in

    • @jimmorrison5520
      @jimmorrison5520 6 років тому +15

      Agreed. Although i think he'd be too much for Michael to handle, meaning Ol Freakles would totally steel Michaels show.

    • @k.b.8763
      @k.b.8763 6 років тому +4

      That would have been perfect

    • @TheBlackMambaa248
      @TheBlackMambaa248 6 років тому +7

      I have heard Bill talk about Patrice countless times but I never knew that was him

  • @dandroid_
    @dandroid_ 2 роки тому +41

    “Dude, please, tell ya girl to shut up”
    That’s exactly the kinda thing I’d expect Patrice to say😂 RIP to the GOAT

  • @AliAhmed-st8ft
    @AliAhmed-st8ft 4 роки тому +16

    "sitting on your biscuit never having to risk it"

  • @osocool1too
    @osocool1too 4 роки тому +31

    Michael’s character was so inept it was so funny to watch....brilliantly played by Steve Carell as always.

  • @Basementjacks
    @Basementjacks 7 років тому +136

    The title should be: toby getting attacked 🤣

  • @Atty1997
    @Atty1997 4 роки тому +140

    I love Steve Carell trying so hard not to break character at 2:03

    • @FoodStampHero
      @FoodStampHero 4 роки тому +11

      Atty1997 I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. Those were genuine smiles 😅

  • @NathanUttley
    @NathanUttley 2 роки тому +9

    "You know anything that warms you" 😂😂😂

  • @evastood4539
    @evastood4539 5 років тому +10

    ”Excuse me sea monster? You weigh like a thousand pounds.”😂

  • @marioandres4878
    @marioandres4878 4 роки тому +17

    0:49 Daryl is SO done with Michael.

  • @gucchigangrhino
    @gucchigangrhino 7 років тому +26

    "and he is going to try and not screw this up like everything else in his life" love it xD

  • @scotttaylor5928
    @scotttaylor5928 7 років тому +429

    I want the person who runs this account to do a face reveal I want to know who to thank

    • @driverisaac4806
      @driverisaac4806 7 років тому +22

      Mike Rotch Most likely some "new media" intern for Comcast-NBCUniversal
      on that note...
      Thanks Kid we all appreciate your work 👍👍👍

    • @guythatisguy723
      @guythatisguy723 6 років тому +16

      I think it's Mose

    • @Marina-pe1gx
      @Marina-pe1gx 5 років тому +14

      'whom to thank'. It's whom whrn it's the object of the sentence
      Ryan used me as an object.

    • @matthewpeterson3899
      @matthewpeterson3899 5 років тому +1

      It’s the official channel so you can thank NBC for this one!

    • @selenozargil
      @selenozargil 4 роки тому

      it's Michael Scott

  • @SousTerre1
    @SousTerre1 7 років тому +244

    Quote from the video we just watched.

    • @internettroll7497
      @internettroll7497 6 років тому +9

      Ian Greenwood looks at camera

    • @barrachmedosama
      @barrachmedosama 6 років тому

      Fat butt disease

    • @___mar
      @___mar 6 років тому +2

      Some comment

    • @Doivid_
      @Doivid_ 5 років тому +2

      The way they delivered that line lol

    • @bobstarr
      @bobstarr 4 роки тому +4

      Reply expressing amusement.

  • @FloridaWaterAdventures
    @FloridaWaterAdventures 7 років тому +43

    Sittin' on ya bisquit, never havin' to risk it.

  • @ceb2
    @ceb2 3 роки тому +8

    "Kelly you insulted the gentleman please apologise"
    LMAO

  • @dougg2012
    @dougg2012 4 роки тому +9

    “Kelly, you insulted the gentleman, please apologize.”
    🤣

  • @DarkKnight-yz2wg
    @DarkKnight-yz2wg 2 роки тому +44

    The fact that Ryan and Kelly in real life were both writers and co producers goes to show you the depth of talent show n this show.

    • @kylebatteson9572
      @kylebatteson9572 2 роки тому +12

      Isn't Toby also a writer for the show?

    • @laxstrat
      @laxstrat Рік тому +2

      Watch Velma... see how far that talents gone😢

  • @kalex270
    @kalex270 3 роки тому +5

    “Anything that warms you...”

  • @ahboiahh
    @ahboiahh 4 роки тому +10

    Why did he feel like he had to prove he's a good greeter 😂😂😂

  • @MolecularLevel
    @MolecularLevel 3 роки тому +6

    that "Take - it - at - the - same - time" was so loaded of uneasiness

  • @delisub
    @delisub 7 років тому +19

    “what? nerf isn’t cool anymore?”

  • @AZ-vv1rf
    @AZ-vv1rf 3 роки тому +8

    Michael: Okay guys, I didn't interrupt when you were doing your presentation.
    Darnel: Actually you did.
    Michael: YES.

  • @jadedjane6241
    @jadedjane6241 3 роки тому +15

    "I used to work in a warehouse.
    Men's Warehouse.
    I was a greeter. "

  • @wheeler6768
    @wheeler6768 6 років тому +9

    "Thats like half an hour every hour..."
    "T a k e t h e m a t t h e s a m e t i m e"

  • @bennybenjben9594
    @bennybenjben9594 3 роки тому +6

    Michael glaring at the camera at 1:04 haha!

  • @Professorrob2k24
    @Professorrob2k24 2 роки тому +5

    Dang Michael @ 0:06😬😬😬

  • @WarlockX4
    @WarlockX4 2 роки тому +2

    The late, great Pateice O'neal. Rest in Peace brother. How I wish you continued with the show...

  • @AndrewsArchives
    @AndrewsArchives 3 роки тому +7

    "Sometimes computers can explode, can they not?"
    "No...No"

  • @therhinotron
    @therhinotron 4 роки тому +6

    "i didn't interrupt you during your presentation"
    "yes you did"
    "yes"

  • @johnmarstonlives
    @johnmarstonlives 7 років тому +148

    Patrice O'Neal!

  • @michaelpryor78
    @michaelpryor78 4 роки тому +14

    "Bring a sweater in case it gets drafty" LMAO

  • @philip8551
    @philip8551 4 роки тому +8

    Patrice's face is priceless.

  • @empire0
    @empire0 3 місяці тому +3

    The Dunder Mifflin warehouse isn't even dangerous😂 they have a forklift and a baler. The only danger is Michael

  • @harrymananus5380
    @harrymananus5380 3 роки тому +9

    1:34😂 😂😂

  • @chriscreaturo8809
    @chriscreaturo8809 5 місяців тому +1

    The tone used for "Nerf Ball" always gets me

  • @michaelflores2612
    @michaelflores2612 7 років тому +4

    Michaels face whenever he gets told off lmao!😂😂

  • @salarmander27
    @salarmander27 6 років тому +6

    it's funny how daryl embraced the office life seasons after he straight up called it shenanigans and foolishness xD

  • @drServitis
    @drServitis 4 роки тому +6

    SITTIN' ON YOUR BISCUIT,
    NEVER HAVIN' TO RISK IT.

  • @GZas
    @GZas 7 років тому +166

    Patrice!

    • @shermanali2632
      @shermanali2632 6 років тому +6

      Six-245 Kinda Thought 💭 so!....R.I.P.😔💥✌️

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 6 років тому +11

      BLACK PHILIP!
      He showed Kelly how it is

    • @hondorincon9906
      @hondorincon9906 6 років тому +2

      What a legend

    • @FishFreddy
      @FishFreddy 6 років тому +2

      I only am watching the office with Patrice parts. What a legend comedian on stage and on screen.

    • @khatchikabrahamian2486
      @khatchikabrahamian2486 6 років тому

      Wrong tv show

  • @rja9784
    @rja9784 3 роки тому +13

    It’s so funny that Michael wants everyone to like him.
    Everyone except Toby

  • @GrooveSchoolRecs
    @GrooveSchoolRecs 2 роки тому +6

    From 2:03 forward = GOLD

  • @Folse
    @Folse 3 роки тому +5

    Little does Darryl know… in a few seasons, he too will be sittin on his biscuit, never having to risk it

  • @chrisnenshati7400
    @chrisnenshati7400 6 років тому +3

    Toby is the best. Everyone knows that guy who follows text book orders. Everyone needs a Toby in their lives.

  • @Gourgandise
    @Gourgandise 7 років тому +31

    "I worked in a warehouse! MEN's Warehouse."

  • @Raw_naq
    @Raw_naq 7 років тому +42

    people thanking the uploader incoming in 3...2...1...

    • @bongo1392
      @bongo1392 6 років тому

      Thhhhhhaaaank yooooooooouuu

    • @bongo1392
      @bongo1392 4 роки тому

      Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 So are you lol

  • @arthursdl
    @arthursdl 6 років тому +8

    So great to see Michael having his ass handle like that.

  • @Wonders2Ponder
    @Wonders2Ponder 3 роки тому +8

    The most Patrice moment in the show.

  • @Eric-jb1ym
    @Eric-jb1ym 6 років тому +8

    "Anything that warms you"
    Was said like a fucking sad serial killer

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino Рік тому +2

    “Take them…at the ….same…time!”

  • @samystarfish5056
    @samystarfish5056 4 роки тому +4

    I worked in a warehouse...men's warehouse ....as a greeter.....lmaooooooo...I choked so hard lol

  • @jpierce1987
    @jpierce1987 7 років тому +3

    Heard some rumors of a possible reunion season in the future... Just re-watched every episode on Netflix... Just finished the finale and teared up a bit. Please do whatever it takes to make another season possible! Seriously love you guys! Best show ever!

  • @alexeynemuronov
    @alexeynemuronov 2 роки тому +4

    0:33 Patrice "Lumumba" O'Neal 🥲 the man, the myth, the legend.

  • @breathing_time8319
    @breathing_time8319 2 роки тому +1

    one of the best scenes of the office to many quotes to quote

  • @jtoms3
    @jtoms3 6 років тому +9

    "You live a sweet, little, nerfy life, sittin' on your biscuit."

    • @rachybaby72
      @rachybaby72 4 роки тому +1

      "Never having to risk it."

  • @albertterweij
    @albertterweij 6 років тому +5

    00:15 Naptime is over Pam

  • @seanleaf3165
    @seanleaf3165 3 роки тому +5

    I wish Patrice Oneal had a bigger role! Loved him! He was hilarious!

  • @Sn0reSnoreDan
    @Sn0reSnoreDan 7 років тому +1

    RIP Patrice. A legend.

  • @cordclaiborn3354
    @cordclaiborn3354 2 роки тому +17

    “Hello I’m Michael welcome to Men’s Wearhouse we have a special on Khaki pants today that’s just one example”😂😂😂

  • @nathanwarzecha2943
    @nathanwarzecha2943 3 роки тому +2

    Best part is how Pam is sleeping on her desk and gets woken up by Michael's jump

  • @waydebaker33
    @waydebaker33 6 років тому +5

    So what's bulletpoint number one at the safety meeting?
    1. Prevention of corpral tunnel synrndrum...

  • @slightlygone
    @slightlygone 2 роки тому +1

    I love how Pudge is here

    • @flyforce16
      @flyforce16 2 роки тому +2

      "Madge"
      "I thought your name was Pudge"