air-crash investigation comentator: "The pilots' body cannot be found" Cockpit voice recorder: "I don't want to be in a f@cking episode of air-crash investigation" "I FORGOT HOW TO READ" "go get the parachutes, we're gonna ditch this plane!"
@@rn6447 I love my job, its the greatest decision I ever made to become a FA. but after a 10/12 hour shift, you just want to be in your bed instead of hearing that the pringles can you gave them has one less pringle in them than the other ones.
@@kierantierney3040 Free range means that the chicken was raised in a way so it's not always confined in an enclosed space. This supposedly helps the chicken to ease up and feel less tense, which makes their meat quality go up. But whether or not these chickens were actually let to roam free, or whether the space they were allowed to roam around is actually effective in raising the meat quality is another issue, hence it is possible to be just an illusion just to make customers feel it's better. Tldr, marketing techniques bro. It's just a chicken, you take what you get, that's good enough for me.
@@beingearthling3130 1)Those slabs on the wings of the plane that help it to slow down when landing, or 2) Those floppy pieces of skin on a pussy, which is where this joke comes from
“are you willing and able to help in an event of an emergency?” “no you’ll not. you’ll fucking block the exit” he even had his stomach out PURE GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No but every maccas has a wog or two. Half the remaining staff is foreign students who don't really know english and get in trouble for talking to each other in their native tongue, and the rest are schoolkids who are too busy with their phones to fucking serve anyone.
First off, good luck even opening the door, its a pressurized cabin. And also, if you even jumped out, what about the flippin tail mate. How ya gonna avoid that?
@@nugget_kingboi2318 the supervisor, he is always dressed for the occasion, yet only from the waist up . The bottom appears to be Adidas all the time.
“He had that much land he started renting to other chickens” “You want culture, go to any car wash in Sydney” “Pull up, I don’t want to be on an episode of Aircraft Investigations” These were probably the funniest lines in the whole video 😂😂😂😂
“Home-less belly dancer”
“Economy peasants”
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂
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“i don’t want to be in an episode of air-crash investigations” lmao 🤣 3:49
This made me laugh straight for an hour 🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
THIS GOT ME DEAD ASF
This is the best one I've heard in a long time
air-crash investigation comentator: "The pilots' body cannot be found"
Cockpit voice recorder: "I don't want to be in a f@cking episode of air-crash investigation" "I FORGOT HOW TO READ" "go get the parachutes, we're gonna ditch this plane!"
“Can I get a Fanta?”
“Let me get my supervisor.”
“Don’t ask for another one!”
Got me dead😂
What's the context here?
Prerana Pradeep I live in Australia but I might be wrong on this joke, We got sunkiss and usually whenever I ask for fanta they grab that.
because most people in Australia say "Fana" instead of Fanta.
the T is silent.
Are you dead yet
@@monte5473 Sorry but I always say Fanta & don't know of anyone who says Fana either.
"iv got 2 parachutes, jump out and ditch the plane" 3:59
That Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
were u on that plane if it killed u :-D
I love how he calls everybody an economy peasant 🤣🤣🤣
Economy peasants
They are.
I'll glady be called an economy peasant, that's what I am.
Anos voldiGOAT
I mean look at them
"Go to any car wash in Sydney for culture" 😂😂😂😂😂
SOME GUY hahahaha
The best lmao
SOME GUY 😂
one of the best lines ever
SOME GUY | LMAO
2:15 is acceptable and most flight crew should do this more often
They will geet fired but I agree with you
As a flight attendant, I can confirm that this is what we dream of. God, I wish I could be like that on my job
If that's your mentality then you need to leave the trolley dolly job and find another Job.
@@rn6447 shut up
I'd appreciate it over fake smiles.
Sadly mostly of people are softies i feel u
@@rn6447 I love my job, its the greatest decision I ever made to become a FA. but after a 10/12 hour shift, you just want to be in your bed instead of hearing that the pringles can you gave them has one less pringle in them than the other ones.
“You want culture? Go to a car wash in sydney for culture!” Lmao
Can u explain
@@MKhan-ui8ot car wash workers there are foreign, so u experience diferent culture
@@seniorpoger1627 thanks for explaining
Funny comment hahah
I farted from laughing 😂 😂
“I DONT WANT THIS TO BE AN EPISODE OF AIRCRASH INVESTIGATION”
ChristianTRP HAHAHA I was looking for someone to comment this 😂
fucking amazing
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA YESSSSS
I just cracked up and looked at the comments and this was the first that popped up
ChristianTRP yes that’s what he said
2:54 OMFG the look of shock on that old lady's face is PRICELESS!
I would pay extra to get talked to like that on a plane
Yeah 🤣 I actually want to get this flight, and I don't give af where it's going 🤣
@@neanda hahahaha I hear ya mate be a hell of a laugh
Just fly Qantas - they are rude all the time
call it Karen's Airline
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
*YOU GET ONE SNAC.*
Whoop Dee-Doo this comment deserves more likes
Good one mate
ONE SNACK
Hey I stole your comment lol
@@caughtmydrifty3273 sorry but what does this comment mean? I did not get the joke
"Don't bother putting the oxygen masks on, you're better off passing out and not feel your death" Thats gold😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I actually going to listen to that one
I mean if the plane splits in half might as well keep it off
@@BlankVonRecru1t but if you die from suffocation and the plane lands safely you’re fucked mate
@@Arabgrizzly True but I'll take my chances
I wish this was literally a 3 hour movie. I would watch that every Christmas.
"What does it say?"
"It says.. I FORGOT HOW TO READ"
😂😂
3:16 I swear he just flicks a switch in his brain and he's a completely different person it's insane
Yeah great voice
BARS
S
yes..
" Is the chicken free range?"
"You mean was he like walking?"
Bro😂😂
Ikr🤣🤣
It’s funny cause free range is an illusion, almost a lie
@@LethalPoisonForThrSystem explain?
@@kierantierney3040 Free range means that the chicken was raised in a way so it's not always confined in an enclosed space. This supposedly helps the chicken to ease up and feel less tense, which makes their meat quality go up.
But whether or not these chickens were actually let to roam free, or whether the space they were allowed to roam around is actually effective in raising the meat quality is another issue, hence it is possible to be just an illusion just to make customers feel it's better.
Tldr, marketing techniques bro. It's just a chicken, you take what you get, that's good enough for me.
@@LethalPoisonForThrSystem Yes but pasture raised is what you need to look for as they are not fed grain and other shit.
"Don't ask for another one"
"Relax relax" that had me😂😂😂
2:27 got me. No thanks 😂😂
“I’ll show you my flaps if you show me yours”
* @1:37*
“get outta here you’re annoying me”
that giggle and the statement kills me
1:34
Same bro 😂
huahahaha
What are flaps?
@@beingearthling3130 1)Those slabs on the wings of the plane that help it to slow down when landing, or 2) Those floppy pieces of skin on a pussy, which is where this joke comes from
this is ya fuckn captain spueyking
No, only Wog Aussies will understand these videos.
ClickzyyGaming what a boy Kiwis mate
BowMaster01 i can understand it but im not a wog im Australian
ClickzyyGaming I'm an Aussie I got all of that
TF2 Heavy Look m8 you ain't an Aussie
3:06 best joke 😂
"If u dont move imma dump my fuel on ur window screen"
got me dead af🤣🤣🤣
I love people like this. This is my type of comedy.
please never consume toast ever again
So true
Watch fat pizza
My too man😂
😂🤣 yes
*“Economy peasants”* bahahahahaaha
It's true, economy sucks.
legit something i would say lmfao
True tho it’s not like we go in the worst one
Sophia Kanakis you a sheep BAAH BAAH
I was your 1k Like btw
Superwog videos have this gift of making you laugh like you're watching them for the first time again
fr
1:47 I laughed out loud 😂 Nathan is a good, versatile actor of many roles. I especially like his facial expressions when he acts 😆
I don't wanna be an episode of Air Crash Investigations
I laughed so fucking hard!! and missed the rest of it
Onedayilbeok
gotta be the best line in this vid. i laughed so much
Vashisht Jain nah the best one was ; "I'll how you my flaps if you show me yours" haha
show*
" I don't want to be a episode of air crash investigation " 😂😂😂😂😂
"I don't want to be a fucking episode of air crash investigation" 😂😂😂😂😂
"ITS... I FORGOT HOW TO READ, I CANT BREATHE"
HAHAHAH
Brysen Famularo u
Brysen Famularo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:25 she couldn't still help but laugh
The old couple’s reactions on their faces are priceless😂😂😂😂😂
"Yeah yeah, he had that much land he started renting to other chickens" Bahhahaha. Great video. "
L
Turnah81 fuck up, mate.
I was reading this as soon as it was happening
This guy is for funny.
Nonce
3:17 Betty makes a brief appearance
rawgrove P
rawgrove
rawgrove Prague is amazing lol
I wish they actually had Betty in this episode. Still have that scene of the wog flight attendant mocking in Aussie and then Betty get mad at him.
rawgrove
6 years later and "homeless belly dancer over here" still gets me dying of laughter.
Bro stalled at the end💀
"Yo I don't want to be on an episode of air crash investigations"
Dead 😂
BitterYetSweet that was where I died😂😂😂
BitterYetSweet 🚲🚲🏍🏍🚲🚲🚲🏍
BitterYetSweet I died in every bit
Most people in air crash investigations die tho
"You want culture? Go to any car wash in Sydney for culture." HAHAHA
Thomas D. thomastown wog central
Thomas D. Hahahah very true. Literal wog central.
Bankstown?
Jason Ngo yep 😂😂😂
Bogans in Thommo too, a lot of culture there
"I don't want to be an episode of air crash investigations ' 🤣😂😂🤣
“You act like you lived their once” 😂😂
"I don't want to be a fucking episode of air crash investigation!!!"
I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Chopstickx Master same haha lol
Chopstickx Master fucking amazing
Chopstickx Master yeah same
I love it when Australian UA-camrs reference classic Strayan TV shows.
Thomas Liu totally 😂😂😂
"Don't bother putting the oxygen masks on,
You're better off to pass out and not feel your death!"
Lmaoooo
±Emerson Gammaldi
"YOU GOT ONE LIFEJACKET! THIS IS THE ONLY LIFEJACKET WE GOT! "
Emerson Gammaldi SAMEEEEE
“I DONT WANNA BE AN EPISODE OF AIR CRASH INVESTIGATIONS BRO!”
anonymous G lol
Lol me too
“are you willing and able to help in an event of an emergency?”
“no you’ll not. you’ll fucking block the exit”
he even had his stomach out PURE GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That pilot is there without the pants killed me 😂
"Back off fella, you've been on my ass since vietnam." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If superwog worked in McDonald's
thats not hard just go to any fucking macca's in sydney bruh
No but every maccas has a wog or two. Half the remaining staff is foreign students who don't really know english and get in trouble for talking to each other in their native tongue, and the rest are schoolkids who are too busy with their phones to fucking serve anyone.
yes yes yes yes
Chill guys plz
Little Cuzy Superwog plz do it
“I don’t want to be a fucking episode of air crash investigation” 3:48😂😂😂😂😂
"you f*cking economy peasants" got me burst ot laughing in tears🤣🤣👍
"You'll fu*kin block the exit" omfg I've never laughed so hard
"Homeless belly dancer" LOL
ya fuckin homeless belly dancer hahahahaha
Katie Guerra I know right that was hilarious
Katie Guerra belly dancer hahaja
*homeless bellybuttom
OMFG " I don't want to be the next episode of Air Crash Investigation " 😂😂😂😂
Clorax Bleach 😂😂😂😂
why do i find you everywhere i go
Mazri Mazri different accounts with the same name
Smurk I
lmfao XD
What a kind flight attendant, I hope he continues to show such respect to every other passengers
Even after years the acting is so good
I already know this is gonna be good. whenever I see them in the thumbnail, i smile lmao
RageElixir same here
RageElixir funny seeing you here
RageElixir hi ragelixir
Same
"It says... I FORGOT HOW TO READ" HAHHAA DEAD
*he had that much land he was renting to other chickens I died*
Run way atr killed me 😂😂😂😂
" *Dont ask for another one* "
"Calm down- Calm down"
"'yeah he had so much land that he started renting it to other chickens" LOL
"Thats the manual look at it! What does it say we do in a storm???"
"It says.......
....i FORGOT HOW TO READ"
It's a stall not storm
I'm dead from laughing so hard lol
Runway ATR had me crying bro!!
Superwog never ages, he looks the same and I think that's pretty rare
Ah yeah good morning, this is your fuckin captain. 😂😂
Jazzbee98 xD
when Nathan said "I can't breathe" you can hear theo behind the camera giggling
Timestamp?
Timestamp 4:00
"IT SAYS..."
"I FORGOT HOW TO READ"
"I CANT BREATHE"
dies of laughter
Prog is amazing 😅😅😅😅 he’s expression
an australian video that was #1 on trending
Brenda Currie nah trending is different on different countries
oh ):
Bob Izam no that's trending on UA-cam
Tala Habarna yeah exactly, it's #1 trending on the Australian UA-cam page but in other countries it might not be
yeah thanks for telling me
“GO GET THE PARACHUTES, I GOT TWO OF THEM JUMP OUT AND DITCH THE PLANE”
Me: Where are the parachutes?
No just no
First off, good luck even opening the door, its a pressurized cabin. And also, if you even jumped out, what about the flippin tail mate. How ya gonna avoid that?
@@berksaudios4359 calm down it just a joke
@@berksaudios4359 Every plane has a opening exit below the cabin crew floor which pilots have access to get out during emergencies
"Ya fookin economy peasents" lmfaoo i felt that
Such a timeless classic piece
Homeless body dancer 😂😂😂
Sorry belly dancer
Evander R I don't know
Damianplayminecraft hi
Damianplayminecraft hahahaha
Xsharkslayer hey
how tf did yous get a plane?
Viper it's a simulator bruh
or one thats been decommissioned
Yeah fucking how bro
Viper they went to a real one of course, thats why they take time to upload
I believe this is a retired Qantas 747-238B in Longreach, QLD.
“Pull up pull up * intense struggle* I don’t wanna be a focking episode of air crash investigations” 🤣
😂 next time I fly, I want them as my airline cabin & crew 😁🤣
0:32 is the most true thing ever
"You want colture? Go to f***ing Sydney car washes for colture"
Superwog 2k17
Rhy Logically cOlture
RhyMUA culture*
😂 Why did you censor the F word? No one is gonna report it
So many things were wrong with that comment lmfao.
"you fuckin block the exit" had me crying!🤣
Ping pong Pussy Show Got me Died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Next on air crash investigations: Who hit who?
im deaadd xDDD best comment
Samantha xD I agree
*Wog comes out of the cargo hold*
you win the internet today
AHhahaha
Homeless belly dancer😂
Jessica Davis lol when I heard it I just saw ur comment
Jessica Davis j
“You’ll block the exit” im in stitches 🤣
"I FORGOT HOW TO READ!" 😂😂
How did you guys manage to hire an airoplane?!
Hippie Whovian its a simulator
You must feel so smart correcting people, hey Michelle? If we're gonna correct people, it's "an".
Glî†çh Ïñ Thê Måtrèx it's not
what you actually think planes are hard to come by???? shit I knew an aircraft maintenance team supervisor a few years back.
I believe this is a retired Qantas 747-238B in Longreach, QLD.
The funny thing is that Nathan always wears the correct shirt for all of these skits, yet has Adidas pants.
What?
@@nugget_kingboi2318 the supervisor, he is always dressed for the occasion, yet only from the waist up . The bottom appears to be Adidas all the time.
"I DONT WANT TO BE IN ANOTHER EPISODE OF CRASH INVESTIGATION'S!" Hit me so hard.
Honestly the most underrated episode ever. Favorite vid from you guys, fr
Economy peasants LOOOL story of my life
No poors.
Next "if superwog was a bus driver
Wolf
"If"?
YES YES YES
hey wanna be a werewolf, mate?
Wolf THE DRIVER ON THE BUS GOES: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
If superwog had a white van
“I don’t wanna be a f__king episode of aircraft investigations” lmao🤣
"No you're not, you fuqing *block* the exit, swap with that guy." had me dying 💀
They are a better airline then united 😂😂
iKrausey bro, I'd rather fly with superwog than emirates
420 blaze it
They're a better airline then tigerair
well he aint break-in Taylor guitars so id fly wog all da way
Everytime Superwog mocks someone, the eyebrows and face expession are hillarious.
at least 5 stoner kids aspire to be like him
“i dont wanna be an episode on aircraft investigation” got me dying
2:54 I literally saw 10 people holding signs that said ping pong show when I went out to a city and all of them looked homeless
“He had so much land he rented it to other chickens”😂😂😂
Edit: Hi I edited this to say it has 666 likes🙃
The finest chicken breast soaked in land
Lmao
Fking ey
600th like
Mcinerney Interista1908 never had that many likes before🥴
If Superwog was the Prime Minister
🤣
“I forgot how to read” 😂😂
"If you don't back off, I'm gonna dump my fuel all over your windscreen!"
😂😂😂
"You want culture? Go to any car wash in Sydney for culture"
Hahahaha if you live in Sydney, you understand very well what he means by that haha
I live in Sydney but I haven't been to a carwash so I don't get the joke...
Curry Rice plz explain
There's chinese car wash, vietnamese car wash, lebanese car wash... so many ethnicities owning their car washes
IT'S BLACKTOWN!
Curry Rice haha how perfect was that line
“He had that much land he started renting to other chickens”
“You want culture, go to any car wash in Sydney”
“Pull up, I don’t want to be on an episode of Aircraft Investigations”
These were probably the funniest lines in the whole video
😂😂😂😂
Lol
No pull up to go down! Pull up! Pull up!
what does any car wash in sydney mean
@@acespec4713 means in car wash you will find only (prob illigal) migrants working
Yeah boys Australia
I love how co-pilot is not wearing any pants. 😂
I haven't seen pilots this bad since 9/11
QB Mac tf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
flight MH370
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
QB Mac 9/11 pilots weren't bad at all. They hit their target spot on