Every Builder Ever... | Garn.
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
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Aussie Builders have got to be some of the most downtrodden & misunderstood Tradies in Australia. Builders from Hell? Dodgy cost cutters? Construction Industry con men? More like just a couple Aussie blokes tryin their best to solve the housing crisis...
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Every Builder Ever... | Garn.
Every Tradie Ever...
Builders from Hell...
A guide to Building Houses in Australia...
New home buyers guide!
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson - Комедії
yeah sorry mate, house is a bit behind schedule, someone keeps puttin on ricky ponting highlights from 2007
yes we love your content bro!!
Love your content!❤
Live the content boys
Such a long long wait between videos.
Superwog crossover pending?
At this point, I'm genuinely convinced that you get a new job every month and quit at the end of the month just to film these videos. Keep it up mate, I always look forward to watching these videos.
that might actually be easier
@@GarnComedy i mean sure if u want every job you work at to sue ya for "defamation"
@@shadowphoenic Stop being a snowflake
@@shadowphoenic mate, he said "easier" not the best solution moneywise hahahaha
no you're not
The “yeah mate” is national two words of this channel. Gotta love garn.
It's our version of the boss from Office Space. Nothing good ever follows "yeeeah mate."
Nah, yeah.
"heas ya pie might"
@@jamineamina5429 underrated comment
@shangri-leicht8923 first time I've seen that reply on a comment under 1k lol. Underrated reply
Holy shit boys, the instant change of business had me in stitches
So close to the truth.
9 Builders are about to be doing that in NQ next few months
@@michaelrogers7386 they are probably the ones that skipped Sydney after a planned bankruptcy.
The shirt change was brilliant too
@@nicholasgallagher8528was about to mention this.
Garn is singlehandedly keeping the Townsville economy alive
He's our only defense against the aggressive expansion of Jim's Outdoor Empire.
@@InvisiblerApple
Lmao facts
@@InvisiblerApple
Though I reckon it's like a "John doe" situation
If you just want a company without a name you just use "Jim's _______"
I saw them doing a video outside of bunnings and thought it was some crackheads glorifying a bunnings snag on the side of the road
@@coleossal2544it was.
Actually insane attention to detail with the tobacco packet swap from shirt pockets “Murphs constructions” to “murphs homes”
All happening while his offsider crosses of the alcohol and drugs prohibition on the sign.
The more you look the better it gets lmai
One word of advice. Never steal tools from a builder. My mate caught a guy who nicked a 3ft iron spike from his kit that had been his grandads. Him and the other lads tied him to a plank of wood and threw him in a skip with a nice fibreglass blanket.
Ahahaha gold
Familiar with a contract sparky's kit are we?
@montyJB38 mate my dad still has one, we use it for digging holes because the soil is fucking rock hard after a few days with no rain
I believe they are called "pinch bars" 😂
@montyJB38 Forgot you are the lord of builders. If YOU dont use one then surely nobody else does...
Garn always makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch their videos
His videos*
@@altdivine1592 their videos*
@@GarnComedyevery autocorrector ever | Garn.
@@GarnComedy Every Unneccessary Commenter Ever | Garn.
Garn my man! Thats awesome haha
Nothing but quality Aussie tradies in action here 👍😆. Only thing missing was the Current Affair “investigation” team 😂😂😂
Personally, I wanna thank Murphs Homes for the extra touches on my new house! The wonky lopsided driveway stops the neighbours parking there while I’m on holiday, the crooked cupboard doors allow me to see what I have to eat without having to open them and the half roof gives me a private sun baking area in the summer and free showers in the winter! Top job Murphs!👍
What about only half the new turf lawn... saves you mowing it every few days.
@@ntal5859 - Howdya know? Ahh, you have a Murphs built house too! Great choice.👍🏻
@@ntal5859 50% off at Murph’s Mowing.
Fair enough
I *JUST* noticed how the company logo on the uniform changed at 1:35. Very subtle, very slick.
Australia is like a trailer park but the size of an entire continent
"Lets get rid of these criminals and hope they don't multiply." - Britain convict transportation 1778
That’s cause it is😂
least it isnt a school kid shooting range.
Obviously you've lived in Dubbo
@@Steve211Ucdhihifvshi haha yeah was about to say the same thing,
We're " trailer Park "
But their kids are dying at school
Hahahah ..
Abd they And we're "trailer park"
What a great documentary on the Australian building industry. Presumably this is part one.
There's so many more avenues to pursue. Council approvals, trade certification, warranty work... the list goes on.
The council are the laziest people alive
Should do one on aboriginal grants and where the money actually goes lol
Being a fat American with a horrible sleep schedule has finally payed off being able to watch Garn within the hour of upload is a true blessing
Well that only makes you slightly smarter than your fellow countrymen.
*paid
@@interestedobserver587 you did reed the American part write?
@@SappyEuphoria Doesn't matter. Payed is wrong in the US as well.
past tense: payed; past participle: payed
seal (the deck or seams of a wooden ship) with pitch or tar to prevent leakage.
"an open groove between the planks had to be payed by running in hot pitch from a special ladle"
@@SappyEuphoria *read *right
These videos keep getting better and better. This man finds the best way to take the mick out of these tradespeople. And he should. It is hilarious, entertaining, and I wish this guy got the royalties that he deserves. Give this man his diamond play botton. Doesnt matter he doesn't have the subscribers for it, it is the fact that he deserves them.
Honestly mate, ya couldn't of said it better. about time someone actual takes the piss out of these so called "hard workers" bahahaha
Also the human saw horse at 3.01 has to be the most ingenious use of resources I've ever seen! Good on ya! 😆 🤣 😂
Murph “running” away at the end was hysterical 😂👌
I did some casual work driving a concrete agitator truck back in the 90's. Almost every site I took concrete to, the concrete finishers would all run up to me wanting to know how many cubic metres of concrete I had. Then they would all go into a huddle and little arguments would break out as a spirited confab went on. One day I just had to ask them what was going on and one of them said, "Mate, we need to know how many metres we've got so we can work out what time we'll be in the pub this arvo!"
I ran this past a bloke I knew whose brother was a concrete finisher and he told me it happens on almost every concrete job. So c'mon Garn, do a video on these weird fuckers in those rubber boots - the concrete finishers.
Even though this is satire I somehow don’t think its that far fetched that this kind of thing happens here in Australia 😂
I beg your pardon! How dare you suggest such a thing, that was not satire, that was a documentary.
God bless self certification!
Yeah a lot of crazy stuff happens on building sites. Especially when you have different tradesman working for different companies. I have heard heaps of stories.
@@seanworkman431 😂😂😂
@@EatMyShortsAU lol I have too, like tradies actually having nail gun fights 🤦♂️😂
I don't even need to have seen the video yet to know this will be an absolute classic and completely true.
Built houses for decades, here on the U.S east coast... This is very accurate...:)...Maybe, just the half entry doors were a bit over the top, but; everything else; spot on! Cheers!
Cutting the door in half shows real commitment to the art.
Always a good day when Garn uploads
yeah mate, also love your channel man its been growing pretty well.
Every single Garn video is a pure gem 👌
Calling a car with a "baby on board" sticker the angle of death couldn't be truer. The number of times I've seen cars pulling insane moves makes me wonder if its the baby driving. Mate! You're like a ray of light in a world that just keeps pissing down on us.
This is my first ever time being notified of a Garn video.
Greatest day of my life.
love it when garn uploads. pure comedy 😂😂
You boys need to start making hardhat stickers, I would love to represent the brand
I always get a feeling after a while that a new Garn video is due just before it comes out, like it needs to be watched to keep my sanity.
i had the same feeling
All the money into a brand new ute was accurate as fuck.
as someones who house flooded a couple months ago, this is the most truthful thing i think ive ever seen 💀
love this series, please keep it going
This has to be the most accurate and funniest one yet.
The blue paper glue lmao 😂
Garn never fails to impress
They guy being used in the background as a table to cut plywood got me good 😂
As an American I can say that I am learning so much about Australia from you guys
You guys should try learning not to be fukwits with guns then.
Nothin' better than binge watching a bit of the ol' Garn at 3am on a Thursday morning.
loved this one boys. great work
Every single one of these videos is worth it 👍
dude, garn is one of the funniest guys on youtube. i'm so glad i found his videos.they always make me laugh like crazy.
I’ve had a bad day today in school. But now that I’m watching this, it makes me feel better. Thank you Garn👍
Being a subbie to a few builders over the years who "go broke" and cant pay my invoices, but have their boat and land cruiser, i enjoyed this.
the Waluigi run at the end really sold this one for me
Thank you for this. Couldn't have come at a better time, made me day a lot better :)
Good stuff Garn Great bloody content!!!
"Same Chinese factory in Qui-hung"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks man, I really needed a laugh today!
You guys are awesome 👌
ACDC back in black is the exact song that every didgey builder uses as their ringtone.
This is the greatest day ever!! A new video from Garn!!
All these videos are amazing, keep them coming!
Always a pleasure seeing you bring premium content mates! Keep it up!
I cracked up at the worker being the horse for the plasterboard saw cutting.
I love how you always have the baccy hanging out your pocket to show you mean business
Well worth the wait for the video to come out
3:01 using his back as a cutting surface is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
It’s a good day when garn posts a vid
The return of the king!
Pure Aussie gold maaate! 👍🇦🇺
Finally, was waiting ages for the legend to upload 🔥
Good to see you boys back bro! First channel I thought of when YT policy changed. Hope your doing alright. Must have been devastating!
Austrailia really does have a housing problem.
The ones owned by journalists seem to set on fire.
Garn (Murph) I gotta tell you mate, I work for bunnings and I live by your bunnings one. That's almost like the official bible of this joint now.
0:31 - These special effects are Michael Bay tier
these are getting better and better
An electrician i know signed a contract to run run electrical instalation to 10 newly built houses. After 6 months of work he asked wheres the money, the manager said to read the contract - he'll get his pay when all 10 houses are sold. Completely diabolical buisiness.
Great content btw, subscribed
“My monies tied up in something” glances at ram truck*
Yeah…relatable 😂
Eagerly waiting for Every Chippy 🔨 ever. 😂
I've worked for a general contractor like this. ppl like this are REAL!!!!
their videos are quite fun to watch mate, I love watching their aussie videos as an aussie! (I also send these videos to my over sea friends)
Murph, these videos are absolutely hilarious. Canada loves you, mate.
The glue stick on the plasterboard had me😂😂😂
Cutting the board on the dudes back🤣🤣🤣
Finding a decent builder who's not going to screw you is like playing Russian roulette with 6 in the cylinder here.
1:38 bro changed his shirt aswell😭🤣😭🤣
Mate the human work bench is genius. I might implement that come Monday morno.
Old mate Tattersalls gets more and more jacked every vid, he's either a brickie or on the joose mayt
On the Mildura joose
Every time I see the Garn logo in my notifications, I know I'm going to watch a banger.
Yay! You uploaded again!
Back in black ring tone brilliant 👏
You got that right. Builders are scammers. You couldn’t build a dog house for under 40k in Melbourne at the moment
Most of the trades I know of were on the same rates for 15+ years and at the same time covering nearly all the price increases for materials, out of their own pockets.
Would you work for 15+ years on less and less money every year??
Let’s gooo another banger
Seriously appreciate the production which goes into these vids. You guys are amazing.
Absolute gold!!!
0:55 credit to the magpie, he carried the entire video ngl
Hahaha the money sink thing about phoenixing companies is totally true. I work for accounts receivable software and the amount of construction wholesalers I've heard moaning about this exact issue...
He's basically Johnny Sins at this point with the amount of jobs he's had
It's the simple details with hard hat backwards drinking beer in the background that get me. Awesome videos!
i have been wondering when this will come out for a few weeks. worth the wait😂
I didn't know that Murph was a member of the esteemed Ministry of Silly Walks!
garn makes the day better
Every School Teacher Ever… | Garn
That would be a beauty!!!
Local teenagers stole the tools again. Never mind, they were insured
It's always a great day when Garn uploads
babe wake up, new Garn upload
Hell yeah the boys are back
Great to find something to laugh at these day, needed that.
Can't wait till Garn is on Binge.
Garn is a jack of all trades
Hahaha the Pritt Stick on the plasterboard had me in bits.