*ObJeCtiOn!* The continents would be rather part of the container in which the soup is, it is a container with a strange shape, but a container after all
*HoLd It!* This soup technically shouldn’t even exist! Technically, it is *on* the container, not *in*. And because it’s surrounded by empty space it should technically be falling apart right now!
*tAKe ThAt* The 30-ish percent of land is above the water. If Monkey Cat is right and the continents are part of the container, the water is below and thus *in* the container.
I love how it went from not being a soup for understandable arguments to suddenly not being a soup due to the lack of a sizeable spoon. They're visibly losing their sanity. Comedic GOLD
But not as a whole. Only the parts near the underwater volcanoes. This would be more like sticking a soup into a pitcher of water. The pitcher does not become full of soup just because some of the soup was mixed into the drinking water.
@@naajih11 Being over seasoned doesn't disqualify it from being soup. Simple salt broths of that salinity is very common in Asia. Also, you can drink ocean water and live if you just have a normal amount of the soup. It only becomes a problem if you're overloading your system with salt.
Marine ecologist here! If we define vegetables as a true plantae, then seaweed doesnt count since they are macro-algae However, seagrass is a true plant that can live in the ocean. A new discovery that some of its seeds can be processed as rice substitute. So yes, it can act as a broth seasoning or even the eatery main components. Dives away with mask on
@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela*Hold it!!* Although lawyers can choose to take cases, that doesn’t mean that they are exempt from unfortunate circumstances which may force them to take cases they dislike! An example could be if a lawyer is in a desperate need of money!
@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela*Hold it!!* Although lawyers can choose to take cases, that doesn’t mean that they are exempt from unfortunate circumstances which may force them to take cases they dislike! An example could be if a lawyer is in a desperate need of money!
They are looking at this from the entirety wrong angle, the oceans don't need to be currently boiling for it to be soup they just need to have been boiling in the past, ergo the ocean is actually leftover soup that has been left out. "Primordial Soup" may infact be literal
I have an autistic best friend she repeats just about the same three sentences and this is one of them but you’re actually say the whole thing where are you I’m at soup what do you mean you’re at soup I’m at soup you think it would be funny but it gets annoying after a while
There's a Japanese dish called Shirouo which is a "soup" that has live fish, also technically eggs are alive so fish roe soup counts. In conclusion the ocean is 100% a soup
Objections!!! The Size of the Spoon doesn't matter. Neither does Wether or Not you can consume the entire serving. However you have to serve it within the Off Shore. Otherwise it is no longer the Ocean.
The ocean used to be very hot, and now it's cooled down. The ocean is just soup that's cooled down by now, and we're all awaiting for the greater power to finish his meal.
@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela hold it! as edgeworth in the video says, even if someone doesn't wish to eat it, it does *not* disqualify it from being soup!
I love how you can almost see their chaotic childhood friendship from these grueling 3 minutes. Like when they agreed that cold soup sucked while still yelling at each other
Adressing contested points: Broth - Ocean water is technically a broth, thermal volcanic vents at the sea floor cook dead bacteria and fish which have sunk as scattered "sea snow" to broil, which means the water is considered a diluted, but valid broth by definition as this cooked tissue is scattered via currents. Live animals - Asian delicacies in South Korea include live Octopus or Squid in soups. Spoon size - Just get a comically large spoon, duh :P Ergo, The Ocean is the nastiest type of technically valid soup. I'd intend on reboiling it thoroughly before consumption however...
Objection, the world is not ending. Webster's dictionary defines "world" as being the earthly existence of humans, or, the earth with all it's inhabitants. Anyone who has read any history ever can tell you that civilizations rise and fall countless times, and have endured hardships which would make today's look like a tea party. Not only is our current civilization intact and simply progressing as they do, but in the worst case scenario, it falls apart and comes back together again in a few hundred years. By the scale of history, this little moment is nothing
Look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, but not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
There are many cold soups meant to be cold. Tomato soup doesn't have meat. Chicken noodle soup doesn't need vegetables (I know it usually does but it's not necessary). Really soup is just liquid with some other stuff in it. Salt water itself is soup. Also sea cucumber.
Honestly I would really like that. A court to finally end debates like if water is wet or not, (it’s not) if a hotdog is a sandwich or not (it’s not) and if the ocean is soup (it should be)
Trust me, with some people, it wouldn't solve anything. I've posted a comment on this video more than a year ago about gazpacho, and I've got into an argument with someone for weeks and maybe even a month over gazpacho qualifying to be a soup or not. In the end, all their replies were erased and some time later I had some fun with some other replies, but still, I got into an argument when trying to use that example.
Right ! when they mention cold soups I instantly thought of some of the Asian dishes that are called cold soup some countries even have cold soup as a delicacy or national dish
these videos, are PERFECT! these videos talk about questions we want to search up but we don't. When we want to make videos of these, we don't, because we are lazy. So let's appreciate the maker of these videos that is actually not lazy to talk about these questions that life has given us.
*OBJECTION* They forgot about the hydrothermal vents under the water which are pretty much mini volcanos but like a lot of them therefore the ocean actually is getting cooked
@@NateLeonhart yeah but so does the rotation of the earth do you cook your soup by heating up one half of the pot for long enough for the other half to cool down, and then doing the same for the other half?
@@pikadragon2783 your stove doesn't heat all the water/broth at once, it heats up the bottom water first because its closest to the stove, just like the ocean and the core/hydrothermal vents
@@_pitako you can not slam the gavel with a hammer. That is like the Judge's main job in every incarnation ever. The judge decides on who has the last word and the judge decides when the trial's discussion ends. Allowing a lawyer to unlawfully silence both the judge and the jury without consent is absolutely unconstitutional .
The ocean is not a soup. If you pointed to the ocean and said, "wow look at that soup" the person you were talking to would hire you a psychiatrist. Just because it has the contents of another item, doesn't mean that specific item is the same as the other item. If you put all of the ingredients of a soft taco on top of a loaf of bread, that's not a taco. It's the same same the ocean. And soups usually are prepared ingredients that are mixed together for a presentable meal that is edible. You don't put alive fish in soups, soups have cooked ingredients. And let's just say everything I said is void, the ocean can still have things like icebergs, stone, dirt, sand, gravel, clay, etc in it. Soup does not have those things in it, and all possibilities are to be considered when defining something. For example, if you say >3 = >100,000 then you would be wrong. >3 CAN be >100,000 but it also CANNOT be >100,000 by being
@@kelsey6197 Who said the soup has to be on a good quality. And about the ingredients its because never was said it needs be on a bowl and about sand a gravel..if you find a small rock on your soup you will call that soup or not? And about alive animals..there literally some foods whats gives alive animals as food. And about cooked ingredient probably there cooked ingredients on ocean but just we cant see it because its deep.
Ah, yes. Miles: *uses the definition of soup as evidence that the ocean is soup* Phoenix: *uses the same definition to prove Miles wrong* Miles: tHeRe ArE nO sEt rUlEs
@@Tankirb - First off, love your name and pfp. That said, I disagree that it negates the soupness of the rest of the ocean. The ocean as a singular entity is still being cooked, just extremely inefficiently.
@@crxkirby it may be in the process of being cooked but the ocean hasn't finished cooking yet. It would need to finish cooking first in order to be considered soup. Interestingly enough if we go by the definition of cooking being required for something to be soup then this would also disqualify gazpacho from being soup since that is made of raw uncooked vegetables that are simply blended into a soupy consistency. So gazpacho "soup" would technically be using the second definition of soup "a substance or mixture perceived to resemble soup in appearance"
This topic of discussion actually had me curious, so I asked ChatGPT if it thinks the ocean is a soup, here’s what it replied: The question of whether the ocean can be considered a soup hinges on the definition of "soup." Generally, soup is a liquid food typically consisting of water, stock, or milk, combined with various ingredients such as meat, vegetables, and grains. ### Arguments for the Ocean as a Soup: 1. **Ingredients**: The ocean contains a mixture of water, salt, organic matter, and a vast array of marine life, from microscopic plankton to large fish, which could be likened to the ingredients in a soup. 2. **Nutrients**: Similar to soup, the ocean has a rich nutrient content that supports marine life. These nutrients can be seen as parallel to the vitamins and minerals found in a broth. 3. **Complexity**: Just as soups can be complex mixtures of various ingredients, the ocean is a complex ecosystem with numerous components interacting in a fluid medium. ### Arguments Against the Ocean as a Soup: 1. **Edibility**: Soups are typically prepared for human consumption. The ocean, with its salt concentration and potential contaminants, is not directly consumable as a food product. 2. **Purpose**: Soup is a food item intended to provide nourishment. The ocean, while it supports marine life, serves a broader ecological purpose and is not designed or intended as a food product. 3. **Preparation**: Soups are created through a process of combining and cooking ingredients. The ocean is a natural body of water formed by geological and environmental processes, not by intentional preparation. ### Conclusion: While the ocean shares some characteristics with soup in terms of being a liquid mixture containing various substances, it fundamentally differs in purpose, preparation, and suitability for consumption. Therefore, the ocean is not a soup in the traditional culinary sense, though the comparison can be a fun and illustrative way to think about the complexity and richness of marine environments.
this kinda thing once happened with me in one of ace attorney online's servers. A guy said the room is a library, I disagreed. I tired my best, but the guy won, by having almost every member in the room testify. He gave stupid reasons for everything, I said where are the book, he said the books are ordered and being delivered. I said where are the shelves, he said Library needs no shelves. just like Edgy in this video. LOL
Haha the answer was right in front of your face then...If the books were being ordered it means they weren't there yet...Which means that wasn't a library it was the site of a remodel or a construction site. Until the building is completed it can not be classified as it's proper purpose. If I built half a Dairy Queen but stopped before I put the ice cream equipment in, you couldn't call it a Dairy Queen
@@theflyinga8575 Yea. It's a fanmade community/game/ online chat place etc. You can play fan made cases with other members casing with u taking different roles like defense, prosecution judge etc. here's the link to their official site to join it either on web or download the client. aceattorneyonline.com/ Although it's not filled with a bombarding population, but still there are quiet a lot people Also beware of Newbie Hole if you can't take the insane spamming there (NH in short) but you can join, there are good people like me there too.
Technically once the conditions are met, anything added in afterwards doesn’t matter. This means the land is part of the soup too. This makes the Code Ment “I’m at soup” an even better scene lmao
Phoenix picked a losing battle on this one. Even his best chance with 'live animals' was a failure, because there are cultures that eat live animals.....
Unfortunately for Edgeworth, the ocean isn’t being cooked. By FDA standards, being “cooked” means that the food (or soup is this case) has reached an overall temperature of 165 degrees Celsius, as this is the standard temperature to kill bacteria within the food. Since the ocean’s average temperature is 62 degrees, this means that the ocean, is not in fact soup, and though there are technically soups that are not cooked, those soups are not served in a saline broth. 😁
So, you now have a spoon the size of a table. Now what? Once you fill it with ocean/soup, it‘ll probably get too heavy to lift. But even if you could still lift it, how will you get it inside your mouth?
@@FVN-Addict you dont get it inside your mouth, you lay it down similar to a bowl and get a smaller spoon to drink from it, or you could just lick directly from the large spoon
I think it depends on the legal system of the country. I am most familiar with the legal system of the UK and I think most British courts would rule that ocean is not soup, because it was not intentionally prepared by any person with the intention of being served as a dish.
i was really hoping for the : “But soup is served in a bowl, the ocean is not in a bowl !!” *OBJECTION* “Soup can also be in cans!” “The ocean is not in a can!!” “You can pour soup on the floor, doesn’t have to be in something” “…” argument
@@Siocpa Well, I've always got an Italian vibe when hearing about gazpacho, and there was even an add one time for carton bottles of gazpacho in which it said smthin like "The best gazpacho in all of Italy" And no, I'm not Italian (I mean, if I'm not 100% sure about gazpacho being Italian) so the possibility of a comeback like "of course it would say that in the country the add is displayed" is null. So like, why would a company be boasting about the best version of a product in a country in an add showed in another country if the company and the product aren't from the country mentionned in the add?
@@Siocpa OK, fine, but that possibility of selling a product and trying to convince it's from another country is kinda dumb with Italy and Spain, don't you think? I mean, both have that South vibe and Spain also has that vine like the company could have had the ad saying "it may be cold, but you can still feel the heat coming from Spain in it" (sounds dumb, but that just to illustrate my point so it's fine). Also, I've checked a decent amount of websites for definitions of soup and I've also checked descriptions of gazpacho, and it fits: a liquid in which there are bits of meat, fish or vegetables, the liquid being made by cooking the same meat/fish/vegetables from earlier with water. Gazpacho just has extra ingredients but the base is still here. And on the topic of hot/cold, the definition of soup says it's *usually* or *often* served hot, but it also says on some websites that it can be served cold, so gazpacho also fits there. So basically, it is a soup and you're just being delusional, perhaps because you may be proud of that dish and don't want it to be minimized to something simple. Or another subjective reason, whatever it can be. But gazpacho is a cold soup
@@Siocpa Though Spain and Mexico are kinda related to one another because of Portugal and all the Hispanic vibe, aren't they? While Spain and Italy don't have many things in common, or at least that's what I'm feeling when thinking about it. And, Well, see, the definition changes depending on websites, and some websites even have more than one definition, some including heat, some not, and even one of them implying heat or cold, so it's really a grey area. And for milkshakes, don't make me laugh. Soup requires water as part of the liquid, milkshake don't include water. Also, I'm wondering. Does gazpacho usually have bread crumb in it, like, is it tradition? Because I went back to check that part about bits and a bunch of websites mentionned those in the base definition so that would mean there are bits of something solid in the liquid, thus making it soup.
@@Siocpa OK, I won't try to go on the Italy/Spain/Mexico thing further, that was kind of a moot point anyway And milkshakes are made by using milk, so sure there's water, but the initial liquid isn't water itself, while soups are based on water, and for gazpacho, there are two different liquids, water and oil. So it's based partially on water itself, while milkshake isn't based, liquid-wise, on water itself, be it partially or entirely And no, I didn't mean croutons and the likes, what I've read on some websites is that "mie de pain" (yeah I'm French, moving on) is a part of gazpacho, and when translating, I got the simple word "crumb" so I assumed it should be called "breadcrumbs". And seeing how and why bread is used in the recipe, I guess it's mainly used for the part I was talking about so I really didn't mean croutons and the likes of it. But that's not important since you admitted that some solid is used in the recipe, with parts in the final product (I mean, when blended, it will turn into crumbs that are still in the gazpacho, right ? Unless you filter them out but you didn't specify that part and honestly I would be judging so hard because the crumbs would eventually be really small so you would need something that filters really tiny things and that would be so absurd but whatever). Also, that problem about drinking? Please, people also can drink soup. I mean, if the bits are small enough, they can be chewed and swallowed while drinking. Besides, soup usually are served in bowls, so after eating the bits, you can just, gulp the broth down. So no problem in the eat/drink department.
Edgeworth literally could win instantly if he had just added the argument that the ocean is full of salt, which is a seasoning that most soups come with.
Salt is not a necessary ingredient for any soup. Salt is also not part of any definition for soup. Furthermore the ocean has so much salt that it is not safe for consumption. That doesn't sound like soup - at best it's a soup rendered inedible due to high salinity.
According to this same discussion I had with some others, we determined that the ocean is leftover soup that’s slowly being reheated because of the underwater volcanoes
Ace should of said: The Ocean is not cooked like soup - but rather wet and wild. And sadly it is troubled by human generated pollution, toxins, silt, trash, garbage and even radioactive materials. The human noise pollution in the Ocean from shipping traffic is also adversely affecting the ocean creatures. This pollution has to stop. It can't be confirmed as a soup if it has trash in it, let alone alive animals, cold water to the extreme coldness and some what of once of a life time a volcano boils...let alone people swims in the ocean and I'm pretty sure swimming in hot boiling soup with dead animals is quite disturbing. + The radioactive materials... Declare: The ocean isn't a soup.
Actually, seaweed aren’t vegetables, they are algae. They’re different categories. That’s not to say that there *aren’t* any vegetables in the ocean though. Littering is most certainly a thing that contributes to that.
Seaweed can actually reffer to a kind of plant also known as seagrass, which belongs to the the angiosperm phylum of true plants. Many modern scientists also consider green and red algae (including things like nori and ulva) as true plants.
There's also a difference between biological and culinary categories. Biologically, tomatoes are fruit. But they're still treated like vegetables in the kitchen.
@@widmo206 The thing is, in regard to cooking, tomatoes are very much _not_ treated like both, but are instead treated as non-fruits. (Bonus: By treating tomatoes as fruits, salsa becomes a fruit salad.) And while the biological definition of "vegetable" is just "plant", cooks wouldn't use it like that - though there is no real rule what _exactly_ constitutes a vegetable in cooking, since there it's based on culinary culture, not on the biology of the ingredient. But formore examples, strawberries are biologically nuts, and the part we eat is an aggregate accessory fruit. Which, despite the name, isn't even considered a proper fruit in biology. (In biology, fruits have to be formed from the plant's ovary.) In any case, nothing about strawberries is a berry - however, tomatoes, bananas, and watermelons are berries. And peanuts, beans, and chilli peppers are fruit. In short, bringing biology into the kitchen is absolutely pointless.
Technically, nothing can stop you from drinking seawater. Will it taste good? Of course not. Will it kill you if you drank it in big quantities? Yes. However, nothing can physically stop someone from drinking seawater.
@@EaterOfGeese it’s not that the ocean is a bad-tasting or unhealthy thing to consume, although it is, it’s that it is literally extremely bad to drink any of it at all because of the obscene salt content, it dehydrates you to a serious extent. If you’re lost at sea you don’t want to drink the seawater. Pillows are technically possible to eat, but they’re inedible because… they’re just not food
I love the fact that i have a final exam in one hour and haven't even started preping yet but i somehow got genuinely attracted to this very astonshing debate.
I mean sure, ocean is a soup but not exactly a healthy one since ocean water has alot of salt (almost as much as a Xbox live COD lobby) so legally you can't serve it if it'll kill someone
The median lethal dose of salt is 3g per kg. Soup bowls hold like 10 ounces. 10 ounces of saltwater has like 10 grams of salt. 10/3 is 3 and a third. The average adult human is 62 kilograms. 62 kilograms is abit bigger than 3 and a third kilograms. So... I'm skeptical that a bowl of Ocean would kill an adult from its saltiness
@@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216 Fair enough point. I don't actually know what form they put salt in in order to test how much it would take to kill someone. They probably just put it in water now that i think about it
Phoenix: BUT COLD SOUP IS GROSS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT COLD SOUP?!?! Edgeworth: I AGREE! COLD SOUP IS DISGUSTING!!! Oh, I just hurt myself laughing! That might be the most wonderful exchange I’ve ever read. 🤣🤣
In ancient times, many ships carried spices and maybe there were some ships that sank and the spices fell into the sea. So ocean is soup, cause soup also need some spices and ocean have spices 🌝🙏🏼
1:46 ; Actually, eggplants are fruits. The definition of "fruit" is the sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and can be eaten as food, and eggplants are fleshy, with seed, and can be eaten as food. It also contains at least some sugars. Anyone object?
"Can I get some ocean soup"
"Only a spoonful"
* Edgeworth then proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon *
I think you mean a shovel. Spoons are just a type of shovel.
@@dorksours3912 shovel knight approves
@imposter is sus OH NO
"he's just saying things that don't make sense-"
@@ahmed4363 shield knight does not approve for shovel knight is still fucking maxing everything out
Me, diving into the ocean: "There's just more soup!!"
GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
@@creatureoftheabyss4596 THERES STILL SOUP
WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!?
WHY ARE YOU DIVING FOR CLOTHES IN THE SOUP OCEAN?
slat
If the ocean is a soup, the continents are in that soup.
The world is soup.
*ObJeCtiOn!*
The continents would be rather part of the container in which the soup is, it is a container with a strange shape, but a container after all
@@monkeycat5110 Objection sustained. Good point
*HoLd It!*
This soup technically shouldn’t even exist! Technically, it is *on* the container, not *in*. And because it’s surrounded by empty space it should technically be falling apart right now!
*tAKe ThAt*
The 30-ish percent of land is above the water. If Monkey Cat is right and the continents are part of the container, the water is below and thus *in* the container.
@@commentsgalore1549 *oBjEcTiOn!*
Is there any evidence Monkey Cat is right, though? **insert smug edgeworth face**
I love how it went from not being a soup for understandable arguments to suddenly not being a soup due to the lack of a sizeable spoon. They're visibly losing their sanity.
Comedic GOLD
Do you mean cosmic Gold?
@@Kreshura-tm5rbNo.
@@thatguy6482 aaaa
and in under 3 minutes too
@@Kreshura-tm5rbOBJECTION!
The Original Commenter never said "Cosmic Gold"
2:10 Edgeworth then proceeded to take out a comically large spoon
Or gallactus's soup
Ah mr. Wright i see you did't read updated spoon industry report!
Only a spoon full.
only a spoonful incident
Hey doc can i get some icecream
Only a spoonful
*the weapon that killed all gods appears from the pits of hell*
The world is just a giant soup being prepared for the sun
IN A MILLION YEARS
You mean the world is just a giant soup being prepared BY the sun.
The sun is a deadly lazar
@@Micerog not anymore there's a blanket
humans are being cooked slowly by the sun
Because of underwater volcanoes, the Ocean is, in fact, being cooked.
But not as a whole. Only the parts near the underwater volcanoes.
This would be more like sticking a soup into a pitcher of water. The pitcher does not become full of soup just because some of the soup was mixed into the drinking water.
Plus miles states even if it’s gross doesn’t mean it can’t be consumed yet,no human can drink ocean water due to high levels of salt
@@naajih11 plus the risk of water and wasre born illnesses like cholera and e.coli
not to mention the fact that it has ice and plastic in it, which are definitely not qualities of soup
@@naajih11 Being over seasoned doesn't disqualify it from being soup. Simple salt broths of that salinity is very common in Asia. Also, you can drink ocean water and live if you just have a normal amount of the soup. It only becomes a problem if you're overloading your system with salt.
Marine ecologist here!
If we define vegetables as a true plantae, then seaweed doesnt count since they are macro-algae
However, seagrass is a true plant that can live in the ocean. A new discovery that some of its seeds can be processed as rice substitute. So yes, it can act as a broth seasoning or even the eatery main components.
Dives away with mask on
wowza
So Edgeworth is right and wrong at the same time
I mean, mushrooms are considered vegetable, and they are also not plants.
Although things like kelp and nori and not plantae, they are still generally considered vegetables by most culinary experts.
That's exactly what I was thinking watching this video. Seaweed isn't a plant. Phoenix Wright is a terrible defense attorney.
"you aren't soup you're the entire ocean"
-sun tzup, art of soup
This was amazing, take my like-
@@duskthekitty871 it really isn’t, it’s an ok meme but simple regardless
@@S3verusMyG u must be fun at parties
@@justarandomguywithacursedp2185 fuck atleast I go to parties
@@S3verusMyG wow you got the whole squad laughing
"Can I have some ocean soup?"
"Only a spoonful"
*Pulls out a co(s)mically large spoon*
Nice pun(pun???? Sure)!
@@horneytoaster4773 you mean a spun?
@@pmangano what’s a spun? This I’ve never heard of
@@horneytoaster4773 its a spoon pun
@@pmangano spoon in the bed
I didn't know Edgeworth holding a comically large spoon could be so funny to me
Edgeworth holding a comically large spoon is very comical.
Only one spoonful
edgeworth is comically large
if only that was actually a spoon and not a shovel
I find it endlessly amusing that neither seem to WANT the ocean to be soup but even then edgeworth argues that it is.
That's genuinely a thing lawyers deal with sometimes. Forced to defend points they personally dislike but still agree are true.
objection! Lawyers can choose cases they take!
@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela*Hold it!!*
Although lawyers can choose to take cases, that doesn’t mean that they are exempt from unfortunate circumstances which may force them to take cases they dislike! An example could be if a lawyer is in a desperate need of money!
@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela*Hold it!!*
Although lawyers can choose to take cases, that doesn’t mean that they are exempt from unfortunate circumstances which may force them to take cases they dislike! An example could be if a lawyer is in a desperate need of money!
@@AbysmalGhost *HOLD IT*
you said it twice now a time loop will happen
They are looking at this from the entirety wrong angle, the oceans don't need to be currently boiling for it to be soup they just need to have been boiling in the past, ergo the ocean is actually leftover soup that has been left out. "Primordial Soup" may infact be literal
Objection! There are heat vents at the bottom of the Ocean that are still boiling it
@@phieyl7105 Hold it! A soup that was cooked before can be re-heated back up just like the vents are doing now!
@@chiffydragon but why would reheating it even be necessary?
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated because cold soup is disgusting
@@chiffydragon but that’s still irrelevant to whether or not it’s a soup.
So this makes the ocean... a drink?
You dare suggest that soup is a drink??
We established in a past trial that soup can either be food or drink. So, for the sake of the argument, we might even call the ocean a type of *food*
@@andreacarnevale3152 how could I forget about that trial. But you're right..the ocean is basically a soup, drink, and food all at the same time...
@@spoonsupermarket8284 this is what we call a super position
*It is food and drink at the same time*
@@andreacarnevale3152 thank you for informing me about this, good person. I'll make sure to be more informed next time lol
Edgeworth: (tries to say that global warming is what "cooks" the ocean)
The heat vents at the bottom of the ocean: (sad burning hot noises)
These vents might be where the first living organisms formed
@@sweetgirl070707 but hey that's just a theory
@@asifishan1221 -a logical theory. Thanks for watching.
@@sweetgirl070707 so they are sus organisms
Shore volcanoes (sad boiling water noises)
"Navigator, can you get over here?"
"I can't. I'm at soup."
"...What do you mean you're 'at soup'?!"
😂😂😂
- Where are you right now?
- I'm at soup!
- Oh, so you're at the sea?
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE OCEAN???
@@shinymimikyu169 'Coz I want a swimsuit. Duh.
I have an autistic best friend she repeats just about the same three sentences and this is one of them but you’re actually say the whole thing where are you I’m at soup what do you mean you’re at soup I’m at soup you think it would be funny but it gets annoying after a while
@Ezekiel Arincorayan prep for copied comment accusations? Lol.
@Komaru Naegi I wasn’t saying it was anyone’s fault I was just saying it does get annoying especially after 7-8-ish years
Edgeworth's entire argument is:
Look I wouldn't do it, but-
Lol true
Ya
It's amazing. Some clearly/stupid discutions are shakin' the courtroom, i love this community
Edit: 3.3 K likes?! Holy Maya...
Yeah.
@@electron3114 Thanks man, you make me notice that i have 500 likes.
@@MixG98 I also noticed xd
Which brings up the question is the ocean really soup?
@@devilknight358 Oh ho
There's a Japanese dish called Shirouo which is a "soup" that has live fish, also technically eggs are alive so fish roe soup counts. In conclusion the ocean is 100% a soup
Just because one culture considers it a soup doesn't transform it into a soup
@@jaoofyThen it is Shirouo instead
@@jaoofyJust because you're culture don't consider it a soup, doesn't mean it's not a soup.
@@Darwidx were talking about universally, so using japan as an example is invalid
These plebs never heard of living fly in a soup.
“Surely no spoon is big enough”
“MAKE A BIGGER SPOON”
Objections!!!
The Size of the Spoon doesn't matter. Neither does Wether or Not you can consume the entire serving.
However you have to serve it within the Off Shore. Otherwise it is no longer the Ocean.
“Yo can i eat some of the ocean?”
“Only a spoonful.”
Phoenix: “You wouldn’t have soup with live animals in it!”
Edgeworth: *”Says who?”*
every human
@@AvidAnimeWatcher the Japanese, sweating profusely:
@@caioaugusto3138 my teacher from china, sweating just as much:
Chinese eating everything that moves
Edgeworth, more like Edgelord
The ocean used to be very hot, and now it's cooled down.
The ocean is just soup that's cooled down by now, and we're all awaiting for the greater power to finish his meal.
but the fish in it now is still raw, who would eat that??
@@larsswig912 many people in fact
@@larsswig912 probably people who like sushi
objection! Sea water can contain chemicals that nobody would eat!
@@EmmanuelNgwalaWatshela
hold it!
as edgeworth in the video says, even if someone doesn't wish to eat it, it does *not* disqualify it from being soup!
Probably the only courtroom discussion that's actually been resolved.
"Soup has to be served hot anyway! No one wants cold soup!"
Gazpacho: Are you sure about that?
It's Vichyssoise! It's supposed to be cold!
Oh whoops, read that in gazpacho from chowders voice
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@@Frostyviewer I was going to comment that
If the ocean is a soup, it’s too cold and salty and I want my money back.
No its the kind of soup that your Gran made and you don’t like the soup so you slip it to the dog and pretend to enjoy it
@@eternal_screaming813 nah, it is the type of soup that you don’t even eat
It the type of soup that are free
It's the type of soup you eat when you have no taste buds
@@paulallen2680 well the one I mentioned u dont eat either 🤔 but the dog does
“You wouldnt eat a live fish.”
“Says who?”
*salmon-ella am i rite*
Salmon is typically served raw and not alive. However... Some fishes are served alive, you can find a video of it on youtube.
@@noimsquidward7327 Say hello to Gas Station Sashimi
i just wrote a whole thing about some fish not giving you salmonella then i realized this was a pun
Some places serve baby octopus tentacles that are still twitching, gotta chew it well so it doesn’t choke you tho.
@@thejonguy3248 its a pun
I love how you can almost see their chaotic childhood friendship from these grueling 3 minutes. Like when they agreed that cold soup sucked while still yelling at each other
2:11
Wright:- "How would you eat it, surely no spoon would be big enough."
Godot:- We can use shovels.
Shovels are just big spoons that we don't use for eating, change my mind
@@magnanereseres5048 nah fam your mind is right
@@magnanereseres5048 Spoons are utensils and shovels are hand tools
So, by mere categorization, they're not the same.
@@ーテイル you can use shovels like an utensil, is just more difficult to use, same thing for spoon.
KingBach thinks otherwise
I want "Says who?" to be a presentable argument in Ace Attorney games
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There is literally a theory known as the primordial soup in which all life began. Like bruz we all came from soup.
And the soup came from stars. Stardust, to be exact. We are all made of cosmic materials.
Exactly what I was thinking of before Miles said it was literally the edible kind. Lol.
So instead of return to Monke it's return to S O U P?
It’s called a theory not the exact way we came
@@boymancinder2000 So we all came from spices.
Mom: "C'mon, finish your meal, I didn't even serve that much soup!"
*The soup she's pointing at from the cruiseship:*
"WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT COLD SOUP?!"
Me, a Korean: and I took that personally
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@@centfont lmao
Borsch is a russian soup
i always eat soup later,so the soup will go cold first,it isnt bothering me tho
As an English person, me too.
Adressing contested points:
Broth - Ocean water is technically a broth, thermal volcanic vents at the sea floor cook dead bacteria and fish which have sunk as scattered "sea snow" to broil, which means the water is considered a diluted, but valid broth by definition as this cooked tissue is scattered via currents.
Live animals - Asian delicacies in South Korea include live Octopus or Squid in soups.
Spoon size - Just get a comically large spoon, duh :P
Ergo, The Ocean is the nastiest type of technically valid soup. I'd intend on reboiling it thoroughly before consumption however...
We have found the winner for the next "King of prosecutors" everyone
The ocean was once called "Primordial soup" or "Primordial broth" at some point
Also, some soups are served cold, like gazpacho
What about all the trash in the ocean? Surely you wouldn't want to be eating that, it would kill you.
@@silas901 I don't care if it kills me, food is food
"who would want cold soup?" "disgusting?" *offended in gazpacho*
Im more offended that people are actually willing to die on the hill of: ThE OcEaN iS SouP YoU cAnT ChANgE mY mInD
@@bung9094 I'm offended you can't enjoy a good meme
DISGOOSTANG
Linus Rumle Sørensen offended in okroshka
As a Spanish person I hate gazpacho
This is a perfect example of "just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right".
Plato's Man
The world is ending, people are dying, and yet here i am sitting on the toilet laughing at 2 virtual characters argueing about soup
A wonderful human being is what you are. Allow me to laugh along XD
Objection it is not a soup
Objection, the world is not ending. Webster's dictionary defines "world" as being the earthly existence of humans, or, the earth with all it's inhabitants. Anyone who has read any history ever can tell you that civilizations rise and fall countless times, and have endured hardships which would make today's look like a tea party. Not only is our current civilization intact and simply progressing as they do, but in the worst case scenario, it falls apart and comes back together again in a few hundred years. By the scale of history, this little moment is nothing
@@gormauslander In theory one could say the world has been ending ever since it began, as eventually all human civilization will inevitably go extinct
For a while in the 18th century, the Boston Harbor was DEFINITELY soup.
“Soup needs to be hot”
Gazpacho: *imma bout to end this mans whole career*
That's my favorite soup!
Let me introduce myself
-underwater volcanoes
gazpacho isnt always drank in a bowl tho, salmorejo would be a better comparation
@@lamphiaalonso5341 who says soup needs to be drank in a bowl though
@@justkay9884 i meant that gazpacho is drank in a glass or a bottle as if it were water/soda, which you dont usually do with soups
"just make a bigger spoon"
That has the same energy as "use more gun"
but sometimes you just need a little less gun.
"just print more money"
"If you're homeless, just buy a house"
"If you can't afford Healthcare, just don't be poor"
Look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, but not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems
2:38 Spoken with the authority of a Discord moderator.
"I don't like wet foods. And soup is like, the wettest of foods"
-Some Irish dude, probably
"Soup? More like Bore Ragnarok."
- That same Irish dude, probably
“Now potato, THAT is a good food”
-The same Irish dude
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 lol you beat me to it
Jim pickens...
turg
‘Name one person who thinks ocean water tastes good’
Me: *sweats nervously*
Ta- take that back
I'M SORRY W̴̨̢̧̡̧̢̡̧̡̧̢̢̨̨̧̡̧̡̛̛̛̛̺̫̤͎̞̝͚̹̲̝̩̲̱̳͙͓̩̦̩͉̭̦͙̺͎̰̰͇̼̜͍͙̥̺̣̗̩̜̯͇̫̪̼̗͇̭̦̥̝̫͇̳̤͓̼̮̰̖̪̫̦̙̞͚̟͍͖̟̤͈̠̻̖̗̳̹͙͉͔̣͙͇̣̠̟̘̤͓̯̙̰͎̳̖̖͉͙͓͎̟̻̹͔̲͔̫͎͇̞̦̭͔̖̰̺͎̰͇̪̳̩̙̱̲̣̥͉̹̻͎͕̪̜̥̬̯̘̹͖̘̘͚̰̖̳̞͎̯̟̲͇͔̟̝̰̹͇̘̬̳̱̦̣͉͉̘̖͓͚̝͕̫͖͍̖̳͔͍̩͕̻̣̬͎̞̝̣̗̘̥̥̩̘͍̠̝͎͙͔͓̱͔̺͕̲̮͕̥̺̹̮̻̗̖̺͎̬͙̞̩̻̦̫̼̼̙̠͙̫̿͒̓̆̀͗͒̈̽͂͌͋́͒͌̍̌̂͒̈́̈̈́̓́̎̾̅͗̉̾̌͋̀́̈́̿̈́̎͆̾͂̒̊͐̈́́͗̉̍̿̀̄͂̑̆͐͒̀̑́̅̔̓̇̏͗̾͊̆͂̀̌̄́͒̑͒͋͋̊̾̓͗̒̀̈́̊͗͂̀́̀͆̑́̓̔̂̓̆̉̒͒̈́̔̉͑̉́͒̓̓̂̉̾̆͂̄̚͘̚̚̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅH̴̨̨̢̢̧̧̪̩̮̘̭̰͎̮͇̦͈̣̦̪͖͕͈͕̭̞͔̥̪͍͙̝̘̞̗̥̼̺͍̤͍̥̮̟̟̱̣̫̬̞͇̱̲͕̘̭̥͓͈̱̥͓̟͓̭̗̩͔̯̱̻͕͉͖͇̦̠͍̟̪̀̽̾̽̒̈́́́̈̇͒̈̎͑͋̔̀̒̋̇̈́̚͜͝͝ͅA̶̛̛̛̛͔̮̪̟͔͒̄̀̍͛͛̓̋̈́́̆̑̇̀̾̎͊̎̑̅̾̐̄́͌͒͒́͐͊͗̉͒̈́̓̊͊̎͛́̋̐̄́́̾̋̌̀̓͌̈́̒̇̿̋͊̈́͒̐̆́̋̇͆̐̏̾̒̃̇̉͐̑̊͋̅̂͗̎̉̈́́͋̓̍͗̀̆́́͛̈͛͂̍͋̏́̒͐̌͛̆̍̽̎͐̅̊̅̓̌̈́͒͐̀̀͂̂̈́̂̑̽̌̉̈́̈́̊̂̂͛̋́̍͊̀͋̉̿̑̐͑͊͛̈̔̓̈̄́̋͗̄̀́͌͌̊̾͌̀̇̈̃̾̀̌̋́̊̔́͗̈́̋̉̑̋̍̀̃̄̀̑͆̔͗̆́̑́̋̊̀̌́̀̅̿̅̑̇̒̔̿͗̓̍̓̎͛̅͛͐̒̈́̌̇̇̕̕̚̚͘͘̕̕̚͘̚̕͘͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͠͠͝͠͠T̴̨̢̡̧̡̢̧̧̡̡̧̧̨̡̢̡̧̧̨̨̨̡̨̧̧̧̢̢̨̨̪͚͙͎̘̹͓̺͍̘̥͈͓͇͔̺̣͍̪̖͕̖̣̥̻͈̲̜̟̯͉͖̘̘̳͉̺͍͓̳̰̼̬̤͓͉̪̦͎̥̻̠͕͉̺̬̥̻͔̖̜̫͇̹͚̦̥͚͉̬͓̪̦̰͕͇͈̪̩͈̟̲͖̟̫̥̻͈͚͙̥̘̖̭͙̜̯̩̺̝̯̦͍̲͎̤͎̯͈̥̗̩̭̜̠̹̬̥͖̗̰̻̥̳̯͈̖͈͙̻͕͉̼͕͎̮̮̯̪̱̗̯͓͎͔̞͍͚̙̲̞̩̦̙͔̭͎̼̳͕̯̫͕͍͈̲̮͉͔̺̬̭̤̗̬͇͖̖͓̭͉̞̲̩͈͉͕͇̫̻̙̖̗̺̠͇̮̺̪͍̘̭̤̪͈͇̼̰͈̖̼̳̠̦͇̮̱̺͍̺͎̲̦̱̥͚͈̖̱̺͖̠̲̼̤̞͕̺̯͈̪͕̯̟͍͚̼͂̃̄̇̎̃͆͂̀̑͛́͊̐͆̍̄͐͐̿̔͑̑̎͑͆̇̄͂̉̀̅̾͛̍̓̋̄͐̽͑͑̋͊͘̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ
agreed.
*My ass would’ve stayed in the primordial soup*
If I knew there were going to be debates like this
I like the taste too
Phoenix: “Wait, it’s all soup?”
Edgeworth: “Always has been.”
Lol u said it for me
"Phoenix Write found dead with bullet wound in the back of his head!"
There are many cold soups meant to be cold. Tomato soup doesn't have meat. Chicken noodle soup doesn't need vegetables (I know it usually does but it's not necessary). Really soup is just liquid with some other stuff in it. Salt water itself is soup.
Also sea cucumber.
Sea Cucumbers are animals-
šaltibarščiai. Cold soup
Someone should build a courthouse for debates like this
Small claims court but instead of actual minor legal stuff, it's all philosophical fuckery and this
@@crowdemon_archives I love how it implies this is different from philosophical fuckery, like its it's own kind of stupidity.
We already have one. It's called the internet.
@@yveltal825 Internet has anonymity, a real building has... Less anonymity. 🙃
Honestly I would really like that. A court to finally end debates like if water is wet or not, (it’s not) if a hotdog is a sandwich or not (it’s not) and if the ocean is soup (it should be)
The entire portion of cold soup debate could be solved by the word “gazpacho”
Trust me, with some people, it wouldn't solve anything.
I've posted a comment on this video more than a year ago about gazpacho, and I've got into an argument with someone for weeks and maybe even a month over gazpacho qualifying to be a soup or not.
In the end, all their replies were erased and some time later I had some fun with some other replies, but still, I got into an argument when trying to use that example.
@@clemente3966 How is gazpacho _not_ so- You know what, never mind.
gazpacho is more like a really wet salad :P
I actually eat cold soup and don't call it boiled water with pasta and meat. I think cold soup counts
and cereal
I'm disappointed that nobody brought up the fact that cold soup and raw soup are both actual things
Right ! when they mention cold soups I instantly thought of some of the Asian dishes that are called cold soup some countries even have cold soup as a delicacy or national dish
Gazpacho
the video was clearly made by an American
Then what is raw soup?
Cold soup is still gross. Never eaten a cold soup that tasted good. Raw soups are great, though.
these videos, are PERFECT! these videos talk about questions we want to search up but we don't. When we want to make videos of these, we don't, because we are lazy. So let's appreciate the maker of these videos that is actually not lazy to talk about these questions that life has given us.
*OBJECTION*
They forgot about the hydrothermal vents under the water which are pretty much mini volcanos but like a lot of them therefore the ocean actually is getting cooked
They also forgot the sun exists.
@@NateLeonhart yeah but so does the rotation of the earth
do you cook your soup by heating up one half of the pot for long enough for the other half to cool down, and then doing the same for the other half?
But all of the soup should be cooked for it to have a broth. Not just what is comparable to a single droplett in a bowl.
And lightning
@@pikadragon2783 your stove doesn't heat all the water/broth at once, it heats up the bottom water first because its closest to the stove, just like the ocean and the core/hydrothermal vents
"the ocean is a soup, end of discussion" is such a powerful line
A judge would throw you out of court in response to such contempt.
@@Mikewee777 sounds like the judge can't handle the truth
@@_pitako you can not slam the gavel with a hammer. That is like the Judge's main job in every incarnation ever. The judge decides on who has the last word and the judge decides when the trial's discussion ends. Allowing a lawyer to unlawfully silence both the judge and the jury without consent is absolutely unconstitutional .
@@Mikewee777 You clearly haven't played Ace attorney + which constitution ? The US isn't the world.
@@heroe1486 quoting Canadian superstar Bandit Keith from Yu-Gi-Oh abridged : " Every country belongs to America .
I like how there are actual debates in the chat about the ocean being a soup or not.
*Still more intelligent of a conversation than politics*
I mean politics are rock bottom but the ocean is above a lot of rocks:)
LOL
The ocean is not a soup. If you pointed to the ocean and said, "wow look at that soup" the person you were talking to would hire you a psychiatrist. Just because it has the contents of another item, doesn't mean that specific item is the same as the other item. If you put all of the ingredients of a soft taco on top of a loaf of bread, that's not a taco. It's the same same the ocean. And soups usually are prepared ingredients that are mixed together for a presentable meal that is edible. You don't put alive fish in soups, soups have cooked ingredients. And let's just say everything I said is void, the ocean can still have things like icebergs, stone, dirt, sand, gravel, clay, etc in it. Soup does not have those things in it, and all possibilities are to be considered when defining something. For example, if you say >3 = >100,000 then you would be wrong. >3 CAN be >100,000 but it also CANNOT be >100,000 by being
Lol yeah
@@kelsey6197 Who said the soup has to be on a good quality. And about the ingredients its because never was said it needs be on a bowl and about sand a gravel..if you find a small rock on your soup you will call that soup or not? And about alive animals..there literally some foods whats gives alive animals as food. And about cooked ingredient probably there cooked ingredients on ocean but just we cant see it because its deep.
Considering how popular WrightWorth is, i dont think Edegworth would think eggplants are disgusting.
I love how they completely ignored the fact that climate change doesn't make the ocean *boil*
Technically speaking, the ocean is boiling in some places. Mainly in lava vents in the bottom of the ocean.
Underwater volcanoes do erupt in times, making the oceans are reheated constantly, isnt it?
Soup dont rlly need to be hearted but it was funny how they be like "yeh u rite, do be blazin'"
@@ghosttidragon6875 I would think that it still needs to be cooked first even if it's to become a cold soup in its final form.
@@JenamDrag0n clam soup
Ah, yes.
Miles: *uses the definition of soup as evidence that the ocean is soup*
Phoenix: *uses the same definition to prove Miles wrong*
Miles: tHeRe ArE nO sEt rUlEs
Indistinguishable from canon Miles
I feel the need to mention that parts of the ocean are cooked due gas vents on the sea floor. Boom! Soup.
@@ronankelley7768 but that only means certain parts of the ocean are soup not the whole. Meaning the large majority of the ocean isn't soup
@@Tankirb - First off, love your name and pfp. That said, I disagree that it negates the soupness of the rest of the ocean. The ocean as a singular entity is still being cooked, just extremely inefficiently.
@@crxkirby it may be in the process of being cooked but the ocean hasn't finished cooking yet. It would need to finish cooking first in order to be considered soup.
Interestingly enough if we go by the definition of cooking being required for something to be soup then this would also disqualify gazpacho from being soup since that is made of raw uncooked vegetables that are simply blended into a soupy consistency. So gazpacho "soup" would technically be using the second definition of soup "a substance or mixture perceived to resemble soup in appearance"
"ayo mom can we go to the beach for dinner"
"why"
"I wanna have ocean soup"
This topic of discussion actually had me curious, so I asked ChatGPT if it thinks the ocean is a soup, here’s what it replied:
The question of whether the ocean can be considered a soup hinges on the definition of "soup." Generally, soup is a liquid food typically consisting of water, stock, or milk, combined with various ingredients such as meat, vegetables, and grains.
### Arguments for the Ocean as a Soup:
1. **Ingredients**: The ocean contains a mixture of water, salt, organic matter, and a vast array of marine life, from microscopic plankton to large fish, which could be likened to the ingredients in a soup.
2. **Nutrients**: Similar to soup, the ocean has a rich nutrient content that supports marine life. These nutrients can be seen as parallel to the vitamins and minerals found in a broth.
3. **Complexity**: Just as soups can be complex mixtures of various ingredients, the ocean is a complex ecosystem with numerous components interacting in a fluid medium.
### Arguments Against the Ocean as a Soup:
1. **Edibility**: Soups are typically prepared for human consumption. The ocean, with its salt concentration and potential contaminants, is not directly consumable as a food product.
2. **Purpose**: Soup is a food item intended to provide nourishment. The ocean, while it supports marine life, serves a broader ecological purpose and is not designed or intended as a food product.
3. **Preparation**: Soups are created through a process of combining and cooking ingredients. The ocean is a natural body of water formed by geological and environmental processes, not by intentional preparation.
### Conclusion:
While the ocean shares some characteristics with soup in terms of being a liquid mixture containing various substances, it fundamentally differs in purpose, preparation, and suitability for consumption. Therefore, the ocean is not a soup in the traditional culinary sense, though the comparison can be a fun and illustrative way to think about the complexity and richness of marine environments.
"I don't know maybe BASIC HUMAN DECENCY" 😂
what concerns me is how a verified youtuber found this 8 hrs ago
69th like
Nobody tell those guys that live fish, frogs, and snakes are all parts of traditional cuisine in several parts of Asia.
this kinda thing once happened with me in one of ace attorney online's servers. A guy said the room is a library, I disagreed. I tired my best, but the guy won, by having almost every member in the room testify. He gave stupid reasons for everything, I said where are the book, he said the books are ordered and being delivered. I said where are the shelves, he said Library needs no shelves. just like Edgy in this video. LOL
well youll have to be able and rent those book and have yo bring it back.. or else its just a book shop
Haha the answer was right in front of your face then...If the books were being ordered it means they weren't there yet...Which means that wasn't a library it was the site of a remodel or a construction site. Until the building is completed it can not be classified as it's proper purpose. If I built half a Dairy Queen but stopped before I put the ice cream equipment in, you couldn't call it a Dairy Queen
wait is there aa online?
@@theflyinga8575 Yea. It's a fanmade community/game/ online chat place etc.
You can play fan made cases with other members casing with u taking different roles like defense, prosecution judge etc. here's the link to their official site to join it either on web or download the client.
aceattorneyonline.com/
Although it's not filled with a bombarding population, but still there are quiet a lot people
Also beware of Newbie Hole if you can't take the insane spamming there (NH in short) but you can join, there are good people like me there too.
“Mom we got no more soup and the supermarket ran out of soup”
*Let’s take a visit to the ocean then*
Won't be long, we'll get some vegetables in it too!
Imagine someone drowning in the ocean and the rescue team says
*It's soup, just eat the soup*
Technically once the conditions are met, anything added in afterwards doesn’t matter. This means the land is part of the soup too.
This makes the Code Ment “I’m at soup” an even better scene lmao
Wouldn't land just be a bowl?
For a star sized giant lovecraftian horror, yes, the ocean is soup
Edgeworth: JUST MAKE A BIGGER SPOON
KingBach: Pulls out comically large spoon
Phoenix picked a losing battle on this one. Even his best chance with 'live animals' was a failure, because there are cultures that eat live animals.....
espescially "cold soup", cause gazpacho is a cold soup but its still known
But he was Wright about the fact that the ocean isn't cooked.
Oysters are eaten alive.
Phoenix was correct he just made abysmal arguments
@Quax Productions But not all soup has to be edible to humans. Some animals drink sea water.
Unfortunately for Edgeworth, the ocean isn’t being cooked. By FDA standards, being “cooked” means that the food (or soup is this case) has reached an overall temperature of 165 degrees Celsius, as this is the standard temperature to kill bacteria within the food. Since the ocean’s average temperature is 62 degrees, this means that the ocean, is not in fact soup, and though there are technically soups that are not cooked, those soups are not served in a saline broth. 😁
"Surely there's no spoon big enough"
Me: *Pulls out comically large spoon*
thats a hovel m8
@@bung9094 No, that's a *shovel.*
by any chance is it the large spoon that mewtwo can summon in the pokemon manga?
*cosmically
@@thegrob8892 No, I meant a spoon so big it's funny
And just look it up on UA-cam
I hate that I've actually had this conversation in real life.
Wright: “How would you eat it”
*KING BACH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
Good
So, you now have a spoon the size of a table. Now what? Once you fill it with ocean/soup, it‘ll probably get too heavy to lift. But even if you could still lift it, how will you get it inside your mouth?
@@FVN-Addict you dont get it inside your mouth, you lay it down similar to a bowl and get a smaller spoon to drink from it, or you could just lick directly from the large spoon
I WAS WAITING FOR THEM TO MENTION THAT
I think it depends on the legal system of the country. I am most familiar with the legal system of the UK and I think most British courts would rule that ocean is not soup, because it was not intentionally prepared by any person with the intention of being served as a dish.
“But cold soup is gross!”
*Okroshka is typing*
Gazpacho furiously entered the chat
*soba is typing*
(Does soba count? It has noodles and soup i think)
Hungarian fruit soup has entered the chat
You name fucked me up for a second.
B O R S H T
2:32 "Name one person who thinks ocean water tastes good"
And here is where I come in
You are disgusting
@@nutty2235 i agree
@@nutty2235 i agree
@@nutty2235 i agree
@@nutty2235 i agree
i was really hoping for the :
“But soup is served in a bowl, the ocean is not in a bowl !!”
*OBJECTION*
“Soup can also be in cans!”
“The ocean is not in a can!!”
“You can pour soup on the floor, doesn’t have to be in something”
“…”
argument
Bro... A soup is, per definition, food. The ocean is not food. Thus, the ocean is not soup.
To that entire point of soup having to be hot, consider this: gaspacho. It's basically soup intended to be cold
@@Siocpa
I'm like 99% sure that it's Italian and not Spanish but go off
@@Siocpa
Well, I've always got an Italian vibe when hearing about gazpacho, and there was even an add one time for carton bottles of gazpacho in which it said smthin like "The best gazpacho in all of Italy"
And no, I'm not Italian (I mean, if I'm not 100% sure about gazpacho being Italian) so the possibility of a comeback like "of course it would say that in the country the add is displayed" is null.
So like, why would a company be boasting about the best version of a product in a country in an add showed in another country if the company and the product aren't from the country mentionned in the add?
@@Siocpa
OK, fine, but that possibility of selling a product and trying to convince it's from another country is kinda dumb with Italy and Spain, don't you think? I mean, both have that South vibe and Spain also has that vine like the company could have had the ad saying "it may be cold, but you can still feel the heat coming from Spain in it" (sounds dumb, but that just to illustrate my point so it's fine).
Also, I've checked a decent amount of websites for definitions of soup and I've also checked descriptions of gazpacho, and it fits: a liquid in which there are bits of meat, fish or vegetables, the liquid being made by cooking the same meat/fish/vegetables from earlier with water.
Gazpacho just has extra ingredients but the base is still here. And on the topic of hot/cold, the definition of soup says it's *usually* or *often* served hot, but it also says on some websites that it can be served cold, so gazpacho also fits there.
So basically, it is a soup and you're just being delusional, perhaps because you may be proud of that dish and don't want it to be minimized to something simple. Or another subjective reason, whatever it can be. But gazpacho is a cold soup
@@Siocpa
Though Spain and Mexico are kinda related to one another because of Portugal and all the Hispanic vibe, aren't they? While Spain and Italy don't have many things in common, or at least that's what I'm feeling when thinking about it.
And, Well, see, the definition changes depending on websites, and some websites even have more than one definition, some including heat, some not, and even one of them implying heat or cold, so it's really a grey area.
And for milkshakes, don't make me laugh. Soup requires water as part of the liquid, milkshake don't include water.
Also, I'm wondering. Does gazpacho usually have bread crumb in it, like, is it tradition? Because I went back to check that part about bits and a bunch of websites mentionned those in the base definition so that would mean there are bits of something solid in the liquid, thus making it soup.
@@Siocpa
OK, I won't try to go on the Italy/Spain/Mexico thing further, that was kind of a moot point anyway
And milkshakes are made by using milk, so sure there's water, but the initial liquid isn't water itself, while soups are based on water, and for gazpacho, there are two different liquids, water and oil. So it's based partially on water itself, while milkshake isn't based, liquid-wise, on water itself, be it partially or entirely
And no, I didn't mean croutons and the likes, what I've read on some websites is that "mie de pain" (yeah I'm French, moving on) is a part of gazpacho, and when translating, I got the simple word "crumb" so I assumed it should be called "breadcrumbs". And seeing how and why bread is used in the recipe, I guess it's mainly used for the part I was talking about so I really didn't mean croutons and the likes of it.
But that's not important since you admitted that some solid is used in the recipe, with parts in the final product (I mean, when blended, it will turn into crumbs that are still in the gazpacho, right ? Unless you filter them out but you didn't specify that part and honestly I would be judging so hard because the crumbs would eventually be really small so you would need something that filters really tiny things and that would be so absurd but whatever). Also, that problem about drinking? Please, people also can drink soup. I mean, if the bits are small enough, they can be chewed and swallowed while drinking. Besides, soup usually are served in bowls, so after eating the bits, you can just, gulp the broth down. So no problem in the eat/drink department.
Edgeworth literally could win instantly if he had just added the argument that the ocean is full of salt, which is a seasoning that most soups come with.
"Most"
@@wooden_bench_acolyte and the argument circles again
@@CountShaman So true.
Salt is not a necessary ingredient for any soup. Salt is also not part of any definition for soup.
Furthermore the ocean has so much salt that it is not safe for consumption. That doesn't sound like soup - at best it's a soup rendered inedible due to high salinity.
@@mayajacobssen5187
Objection! Being overseassoned doesn’t disqualify it!
2:00 the power of that single question
They call me the drink
0:05 This song gives me PTSD of being stuck in trial for days without knowing what to do
Same. And I refuse to Google the answer
Jury duty, is that you?
"WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT COLD SOUP!?"
Gazpacho: "Am I a joke to you?"
Oléeeeee from Spain
Yes.
Salmorejo*
According to this same discussion I had with some others, we determined that the ocean is leftover soup that’s slowly being reheated because of the underwater volcanoes
"leftover?"
Who tf tried to eat it for it to be what was "left" afterwards?
@@alansmithee419We should really take more care about teaching of 5 dimensional Titans eating planets 😔
It's being reheated because the ice is melting
Ace should of said:
The Ocean is not cooked like soup - but rather wet and wild. And sadly it is troubled by human generated pollution, toxins, silt, trash, garbage and even radioactive materials. The human noise pollution in the Ocean from shipping traffic is also adversely affecting the ocean creatures. This pollution has to stop.
It can't be confirmed as a soup if it has trash in it, let alone alive animals, cold water to the extreme coldness and some what of once of a life time a volcano boils...let alone people swims in the ocean and I'm pretty sure swimming in hot boiling soup with dead animals is quite disturbing. + The radioactive materials...
Declare: The ocean isn't a soup.
Plato: "Soup and Ocean have similarities, Ocean must be Soup!"
Diogenes Holding Up the Ocean: "BEHOLD, A SOUP!!"
me during the section of them talking about how cold soup is bad and eating cold pea soup:
Disgusting. Peas are inedible
Literally I like how the music gets intense as the trial goes on
Once again proving the adage - “intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad”
All fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruits
Actually, seaweed aren’t vegetables, they are algae. They’re different categories.
That’s not to say that there *aren’t* any vegetables in the ocean though. Littering is most certainly a thing that contributes to that.
Seaweed can actually reffer to a kind of plant also known as seagrass, which belongs to the the angiosperm phylum of true plants. Many modern scientists also consider green and red algae (including things like nori and ulva) as true plants.
Then that means seaweed stock isnt considered soup…
There's also a difference between biological and culinary categories.
Biologically, tomatoes are fruit. But they're still treated like vegetables in the kitchen.
There's nothing stopping tomatoes from being both fruit and vegetables at the same time. The two categories are not mutually exclusive
@@widmo206 The thing is, in regard to cooking, tomatoes are very much _not_ treated like both, but are instead treated as non-fruits. (Bonus: By treating tomatoes as fruits, salsa becomes a fruit salad.)
And while the biological definition of "vegetable" is just "plant", cooks wouldn't use it like that - though there is no real rule what _exactly_ constitutes a vegetable in cooking, since there it's based on culinary culture, not on the biology of the ingredient.
But formore examples, strawberries are biologically nuts, and the part we eat is an aggregate accessory fruit. Which, despite the name, isn't even considered a proper fruit in biology. (In biology, fruits have to be formed from the plant's ovary.) In any case, nothing about strawberries is a berry - however, tomatoes, bananas, and watermelons are berries.
And peanuts, beans, and chilli peppers are fruit.
In short, bringing biology into the kitchen is absolutely pointless.
The ocean is literally inedible though, you cannot drink seawater. I’m certain soup has to be edible
If someone is a bad cook and makes inedible soup, it still counts as a soup. A very bad one that is inedible but it is still soup.
Technically, nothing can stop you from drinking seawater. Will it taste good? Of course not. Will it kill you if you drank it in big quantities? Yes. However, nothing can physically stop someone from drinking seawater.
*ONCE AGAIN,* JUST BECAUSE ITS NOT YUMMY OR GOOD FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN ITS NOT EDIBLE!
@@EaterOfGeese it’s not that the ocean is a bad-tasting or unhealthy thing to consume, although it is, it’s that it is literally extremely bad to drink any of it at all because of the obscene salt content, it dehydrates you to a serious extent. If you’re lost at sea you don’t want to drink the seawater. Pillows are technically possible to eat, but they’re inedible because… they’re just not food
See, this is incredibly entitled imo
What makes you think the soup is for humans?
I love the fact that i have a final exam in one hour and haven't even started preping yet but i somehow got genuinely attracted to this very astonshing debate.
I hope Miles has the updated autopsy report of the ocean.
"Just because I wouldn't eat it doesn't mean it's not soup."
Truth
0:31 *sea cucumber* ( i know it isn’t a vegetable but i can’t help myself )
I mean sure, ocean is a soup but not exactly a healthy one since ocean water has alot of salt (almost as much as a Xbox live COD lobby) so legally you can't serve it if it'll kill someone
The median lethal dose of salt is 3g per kg. Soup bowls hold like 10 ounces. 10 ounces of saltwater has like 10 grams of salt. 10/3 is 3 and a third. The average adult human is 62 kilograms. 62 kilograms is abit bigger than 3 and a third kilograms. So... I'm skeptical that a bowl of Ocean would kill an adult from its saltiness
@@the1exnay the reason it would kill you is because it would actively dehydrate someone,
@@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216
It wound do more to dehydrate you than pure salt?
@@the1exnay when you get a dish where the main ingredient is salt let me know.
@@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216
Fair enough point. I don't actually know what form they put salt in in order to test how much it would take to kill someone. They probably just put it in water now that i think about it
Phoenix: BUT COLD SOUP IS GROSS! WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT COLD SOUP?!?!
Edgeworth: I AGREE! COLD SOUP IS DISGUSTING!!!
Oh, I just hurt myself laughing! That might be the most wonderful exchange I’ve ever read. 🤣🤣
In ancient times, many ships carried spices and maybe there were some ships that sank and the spices fell into the sea.
So ocean is soup, cause soup also need some spices and ocean have spices 🌝🙏🏼
Salt being the most prominent spice.
1:46 ; Actually, eggplants are fruits. The definition of "fruit" is the sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and can be eaten as food, and eggplants are fleshy, with seed, and can be eaten as food. It also contains at least some sugars. Anyone object?
I’d like to take this even farther, vegetables don’t exist
Correct. And seaweed is a plant but it not a vegetable either.
I love that EDGEWORTH is the one that believes the ocean is a soup and not Phoenix
0:56 seaweed is algae not vegetables
Wright: Soup must be served hot!
Asia: *Am I a joke to you?*
Also Gazpacho
Also russia
*Vichyssoise would like to know your location*
Cereals.
“Ramen can be served with different types of seaweed”
Wow, I did not know burgers can be served with seaweed!
wow i love eating the traditional american snack, burgers, in los angeles, california!
I see what you did there
2:16 This leads to Edgeworth taking out a comically large spoon from his cravat
Since ocean is a whole body of soup, wouldn’t that solve world hunger?