Everything Wrong With Dragonball Evolution In Many Many Minutes

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  • @ultimateme3049
    @ultimateme3049 7 років тому +11565

    This movie is the real reason of why Zamasu hates mortals

    • @Mugiwara3rdcpt
      @Mugiwara3rdcpt 7 років тому +210

      It has to be because this shit is horrible and a disgrace

    • @nfsinging
      @nfsinging 7 років тому +92

      Niggageta Pires NINGEN TRASH MAKING MY REALITY LOOK LIKE SHIIIIT

    • @glitchmatrix4761
      @glitchmatrix4761 7 років тому +67

      accurate af

    • @neox230
      @neox230 7 років тому +16

      Nick Gaming day

    • @zill0678
      @zill0678 7 років тому +73

      if this was the real dragon ball I would hope zamasu would destroy us all

  • @chrisbandicoot9552
    @chrisbandicoot9552 5 років тому +2935

    Everything wrong with Dragonball Evolution:
    *Plays the entire movie*

    • @donna8536
      @donna8536 5 років тому +14

      Yes popo

    • @rostoneto
      @rostoneto 5 років тому +29

      When you can actually get the plot of the movie from its eww video it means the movie is terrible

    • @vikingdoug9658
      @vikingdoug9658 5 років тому +10

      @@donna8536 Pecking order kidding Team Four Star reference

    • @donna8536
      @donna8536 5 років тому

      @@vikingdoug9658 I know

    • @coolknees5344
      @coolknees5344 5 років тому +13

      +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 sins

  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  10 років тому +9553

    Yeah, something weird with the audio at 12:30. We're definitely not going to re-upload after the ordeal we had just getting this version up. So... oh well.

    • @jojokob5182
      @jojokob5182 10 років тому +749

      A shame you didn't E-mail TeamFourStar and have them help on this.

    • @lonekibademon
      @lonekibademon 10 років тому +134

      King0fBanditJing They helped with Screen Junkies if you want to watch that ^-^

    • @jojokob5182
      @jojokob5182 10 років тому +46

      lonekibademon yeah, I saw that

    • @sjshoker
      @sjshoker 10 років тому +100

      I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a problem only for me. Big thanks for taking time to look at the source material for once.

    • @MegaGameFan1234
      @MegaGameFan1234 10 років тому +63

      Tuzo Last Airbender is an anime.It's on anime1.com and Nickelodeon licensed it as anime.I love Last Airbender so I had to correct you.

  • @Amber_xo_133
    @Amber_xo_133 3 роки тому +638

    Dragon Ball" creator Akira Toriyama was initially supportive of the announcement of a live action adaptation and asked fans to treat the film as a different interpretation of his work, but after watching the film he was so horrified at this adaptation of his work that he decided to revive the series with the animated film Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods (2013). He later revealed that he wasn't allowed to have any creative input on the film and all of his suggestions were rejected.

    • @THEMIGHTYPANTHERS97
      @THEMIGHTYPANTHERS97 3 роки тому +111

      And the person who created this bs didn’t even watch dragon ball and that’s what messed it up

    • @suju4u219
      @suju4u219 2 роки тому +51

      @@THEMIGHTYPANTHERS97 and if I'm not wrong the director only watch 1 episode of dbz

    • @TheGabller
      @TheGabller 2 роки тому +46

      In a way, this film revived DBZ

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 2 роки тому +31

      @@TheGabller That's the best thing about this movie. And we're talking about a whole movie here, so that's not something I should be saying.

    • @Logaliscious
      @Logaliscious 2 роки тому +6

      How was Toriyama not allowed input on his own series?

  • @ShaunInce123
    @ShaunInce123 9 років тому +6201

    This whole movie is one big sin. But over 9000 sins is definitely appropaiate for this movie.

    • @sandro30th49
      @sandro30th49 9 років тому +40

      Even.Sean disapproved that movie x D

    • @jakkob5488
      @jakkob5488 9 років тому +22

      *8000. Either watch the remastered one series, read the anime, or watch Top 10 Facts by Top10Memes, also known as LEMMiNO.

    • @ShaunInce123
      @ShaunInce123 9 років тому +41

      Beltsazar Samosir I know the original version is 8000. I have the Japanese version of Z as well as DBZ Kai. And I've read the manga too. Over 9000 was a mistranslation which eventually turned into a meme.

    • @jakkob5488
      @jakkob5488 9 років тому +1

      ***** Oh, I'm the idiot? What does that make you, brain dead?

    • @jbacxtrme5649
      @jbacxtrme5649 9 років тому +6

      +dragon61rider plz tell me ur trolling...if not read the manga,where the original says its over 8000

  • @thefreeburningspirit
    @thefreeburningspirit 9 років тому +3834

    I'm surprised you guys didn't bring up the fact that Goku decided to revive some dude he just met instead of his own grandpa lol

    • @HamsterCrusher13
      @HamsterCrusher13 9 років тому +578

      thefreeburningspirit In the show/manga he doesn't because his grandpa says he doesn't want to be revived, but this movie makes no mention of this so yeah, it should be a sin.

    • @yeah6682
      @yeah6682 9 років тому +76

      That was a TFS reference form the Honest Trailer right?

    • @phzoro371
      @phzoro371 9 років тому +95

      ***** Which according to the movie woudn't apply since Gohan died 7 days prior to the summoning of Shenlong

    • @thefreeburningspirit
      @thefreeburningspirit 9 років тому +3

      *****
      yep

    • @vixevinweria8400
      @vixevinweria8400 9 років тому +30

      ***** the only time that really came up was whenthey were bringing back everyone killed by freeza and i assumed they were just saying so many people he only had enough power to revive 1 years worth of victims. i mean they recently brought freeza back after being dead for over 10 years.

  • @jambondepays1969
    @jambondepays1969 7 років тому +2993

    "Goku's fantasy includes strawberries but not nudity" idk what you're on about, because this might be the only thing this movie did right : Goku being more interested in food than sex.

    • @JozAnAverageYouTubeLurker
      @JozAnAverageYouTubeLurker 7 років тому +137

      But the narrator included that sin during the segment of the video in which he did NOT consider the original source material. That said, that fantasy part doesn't seem all-too unreasonable even without considering Goku's actual nature, since strawberries seem to be often paired together with sensuality.

    • @SSJFutureGohan62093
      @SSJFutureGohan62093 7 років тому +17

      Thought the same thing lol

    • @Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective
      @Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective 7 років тому +27

      That is perhaps the even bigger sin.

    • @ParadiseAndGin
      @ParadiseAndGin 7 років тому +69

      The thing that ticks me off the most is the fact that Goku isn't Asian while all the other DB characters are in this movie. Like wtf.

    • @caseyfelty8579
      @caseyfelty8579 7 років тому +47

      +ParadiseAndGin well Bulma, Yamcha, Tien, Krillin, Roshi, Gohan ARE all Asian. Goku on the other hand is technically a sayian so I fail to see what pointing that out does.

  • @finalhazard883
    @finalhazard883 3 роки тому +1210

    "Goku's fantasy includes strawberries and not nudity"
    Well it's Goku so...

    • @Emily-tv1iz
      @Emily-tv1iz 3 роки тому +132

      the one thing this movie got right

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 3 роки тому +111

      @@Emily-tv1iz however, there’s no way they did that intentionally lol

    • @platelet5942
      @platelet5942 3 роки тому +14

      i tought goku prefer meats

    • @nomnomnom5758
      @nomnomnom5758 3 роки тому +22

      @@Emily-tv1iz well, not exactly. can't remember goku beeing a fruit enthusiast rather than eating whole dinosaurs

    • @kerbodynamicx472
      @kerbodynamicx472 3 роки тому +19

      Goku's fantasy would be a full course meal!

  • @Priyo866
    @Priyo866 4 роки тому +1821

    This movie is a big middle finger to every Dragon Ball universe fan ever. At least the writer later made a full apology.

    • @ulick1692
      @ulick1692 4 роки тому +64

      oh yes the apology really helped. it actually cured my ptsd

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 роки тому +187

      @@ulick1692 It made Toriyama came out of retirement and made Battle of Gods, Resurrection F and Dragon Ball Super, giving the franchise a massive Zenkai Boost.

    • @ulick1692
      @ulick1692 4 роки тому +15

      @@TheWarmachine375 forgive me for my arrogance

    • @ppnexus2000
      @ppnexus2000 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheWarmachine375 movies good. Show bad

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 роки тому +4

      @@ulick1692 You're forgiven

  • @barastyr344
    @barastyr344 5 років тому +2567

    The movie itself should be counted as a sin

    • @sleepy2428
      @sleepy2428 5 років тому +17

      It is trust me

    • @darrylwoodbury
      @darrylwoodbury 5 років тому +37

      This disaster of a movie deserves a billion sins.

    • @nicholascauton9648
      @nicholascauton9648 5 років тому +34

      Calling this movie a sin is a massive understatement. THIS IS AN ABOMINATION. Whoever made this movie should be shanked.

    • @midfie1
      @midfie1 5 років тому

      Abomination

    • @C4rnee
      @C4rnee 5 років тому +1

      I was the 667th like.... Nice

  • @renanmiranda68
    @renanmiranda68 4 роки тому +2710

    The movie is so bad that even the director APOLOGIZED to the fans or having ever made it.

    • @ultramegaman555
      @ultramegaman555 4 роки тому +333

      he admitted he had also no idea about dragonball at all and only made it to cash in. he should suffer for a whole 5 years straight and not just apologize for that bs he intentionally pulled off

    • @someonejust5062
      @someonejust5062 4 роки тому +121

      ultramegaman555 Movie so bad he should be fined or at least do 2 years of community service

    • @thepsychicspoon5984
      @thepsychicspoon5984 4 роки тому +136

      It wasn't the director it was the script writer, Ben Ramsay. Director James Wong stays silent on the matter.
      Nobody that worked this movie, writers, directors, producers and actors knew nothing about it.
      Fun fact: As of this post, Disney owns the rights to make a live action dragonball. They acquired it when disney bought 20 century fox in 2019.
      Don't worry, Disney is has no plans to make a dragonball film and are going to sit on the rights until expiration.

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 роки тому +7

      @@someonejust5062 LOL DAMN! LMAO

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 4 роки тому +13

      @@ultramegaman555 lol did he really need to admit that cause that shit was pretty evident 😂😂😂

  • @lore2458
    @lore2458 3 роки тому +1987

    Everyone's talking about how bad this movie is but my question is where's krillin

  • @danskates8607
    @danskates8607 7 років тому +3626

    1. Goku never went to high school
    2. He killed king piccolo as a kid
    3. He met chichi as a kid
    4. Goku was dumber then this
    5. He always wore his gi.
    6. Motherfucker didn't need a bike, he has kinto-un.
    7. This movie was made by old people who think they understand young people.
    edit: holy shit i forgot i even commented this. i don’t even remember commenting this

    • @wiidiculousjames6369
      @wiidiculousjames6369 7 років тому +275

      KyuubiZz goku wasnt dumb he was just uneducated

    • @somerandomuser3395
      @somerandomuser3395 7 років тому +284

      Wiidiculous James dude he thought marriage was a type of food XD

    • @Imme121K
      @Imme121K 7 років тому +183

      Patrick Mccaul because he didn't learn what marriage was... hence uneducated

    • @Omie01
      @Omie01 7 років тому +75

      micheal hernandez Seems like Goku isn't the only uneducated one here...

    • @Dogma14
      @Dogma14 7 років тому +22

      He met chi chi when he was a kid

  • @edits_0837
    @edits_0837 4 роки тому +3579

    Let’s all be honest, Goku in this movie looks like a low budget cosplayer.

    • @adamjensen518
      @adamjensen518 4 роки тому +44

      4:52 Why would he say "Gohan's grandson"?

    • @KeeperProtector
      @KeeperProtector 4 роки тому +21

      I didn't know this movie even existed *honestly* 🤷😂

    • @jjaznawi
      @jjaznawi 4 роки тому +16

      I think he looks good as Goku, he had potential, just shitty writing

    • @knightghost1782
      @knightghost1782 4 роки тому +15

      I've seen better Looking low budget cosplayers.

    • @ShahPhilLeotardo
      @ShahPhilLeotardo 4 роки тому +23

      On a positive note...The movie didn’t make Yamcha look like a bitch.😂

  • @Captain_McClutch
    @Captain_McClutch 5 років тому +1839

    Man if people who don't know much about Dragonball think this is a bad movie, just imagine what it's like for those of us who love Dragonball.

    • @amaledwards
      @amaledwards 5 років тому +72

      Like me... This scarred me

    • @sharonl8171
      @sharonl8171 5 років тому +25

      I was yelling about how off the movie was!!!

    • @michaelgiffen7541
      @michaelgiffen7541 4 роки тому +52

      When it came out, I had never seen DBZ before so I thought it was amazing, being like 10 or however old I was. Now its literally painful to watch this fucking garbage even In like ten second clips

    • @jupitariandisaster4023
      @jupitariandisaster4023 4 роки тому +7

      I have watched pretty much all of the Dragonball franchise, including Dragonball Super, and I have watched this movie before, so I honestly couldn’t wait to see it be sinned for what it is.

    • @megansenn6136
      @megansenn6136 4 роки тому +19

      Im a big fan of dragonball and I watch this film when I want to punish myself

  • @richieosborn2639
    @richieosborn2639 3 роки тому +196

    Fun Fact: King Piccolo’s actor said he enjoyed his role and years later went on to voice Zamasu in the English Dub of DragonBall Super.

    • @MultiBoxingKid
      @MultiBoxingKid 3 роки тому +18

      Good for him, his Piccolo was the only thing worth a damn about this movie.

    • @noone-ss8lu
      @noone-ss8lu 3 роки тому +18

      James Marsters should have played Vegeta. Based on his role as spike he would have been a perfect Vegeta.

    • @Lucky_Chase
      @Lucky_Chase 3 роки тому +7

      We call him Spike. Because he's Spike... Buffy's weirdo side piece.

    • @noone-ss8lu
      @noone-ss8lu 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lucky_Chase I knew bender was a buffy fan
      edit this worked better when chappy had a bender proflie pic lol

    • @kennykiller
      @kennykiller Рік тому +1

      Weirdly hearing spike from Buffy was in this made me watch it and at the end I was like damnit even he didn't make it tolerable

  • @browniersps
    @browniersps 9 років тому +1801

    Oh one thing you missed, Gohan was making food for him and he went out anyway. GOKU NEVER WASTES FOOD! ¬.¬

    • @zoniannitrate2905
      @zoniannitrate2905 9 років тому +95

      +Reece Brown ever

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 9 років тому +122

      +Reece Brown never ever. the dude wouldve ate 5 courses, then be like "better save room for dessert"

    • @aozorahaou2643
      @aozorahaou2643 9 років тому +27

      +Todd Stone True heck even 47 full course meals what fox has something against glutton

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 9 років тому +109

      +Reece Brown - From what I recall, Goku was also never a horny teenager who would bail on his beloved grandpa for a party, heck he didn't even know what a girl was until he met Bulma because he lived isolated and never went to school. Oh well, I guess the movie had to relate to american teenagers, just like how in every f**king teen movie ever we have to have a romantic relationship.

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 8 років тому +45

      +Reece Brown
      And that Gohan was f***ing dead before Goku was 18!

  • @unwrittenearth9230
    @unwrittenearth9230 5 років тому +1478

    Why does piccolo look like the green goblin from Spider-Man

  • @thatoneguy8907
    @thatoneguy8907 5 років тому +641

    "Things that pissed off the dragonball fans bonus round"
    Thank you, I truly thank you

    • @williaml0g873
      @williaml0g873 4 роки тому +4

      DraakoThe(Game-Breaking)Dragon honestly. Usually it’s sorta disappointing seeing a “it’s over 9,000!” Meme, but in this case👌

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 4 роки тому +2

      FACTS

    • @BlackGoku-bb7yf
      @BlackGoku-bb7yf 4 роки тому

      Thank you, Thank you

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +1

      I wish he did this for Percy Jackson.

    • @BlackGoku-bb7yf
      @BlackGoku-bb7yf 4 роки тому

      Beren OfNumenor Me too

  • @cobracmr4
    @cobracmr4 3 роки тому +83

    I deadass respect tf out of the fact that they actually researched the original Dragon Ball manga to point out the inconsistencies of this movie. I'm glad they pleased us Dragon Ball fans by doing this.

  • @AmateurAnimations65
    @AmateurAnimations65 6 років тому +932

    You know, Goku fantasizing about food and not nudity is perhaps the only accurate part of the movie

  • @shimplsfn
    @shimplsfn 4 роки тому +1335

    Cinema Sins: *Time to talk about everything wrong with this movie.*
    *_L A R G E I N H A L E_*

  • @jrharbortproductions
    @jrharbortproductions 10 років тому +1323

    I'm surprised "This movie exists" wasn't one of the sins.

    • @THGhost1337
      @THGhost1337 10 років тому +5

      That sin wasn't mean to imply that the movie was bad.

    • @VoidKnightsc
      @VoidKnightsc 10 років тому +8

      They explained that sin once. It doesn't mean the movie by itself is terrible, it is the poor timing of its release.

    • @aislingbones1854
      @aislingbones1854 10 років тому +3

      That one doesn't mean that they thought the whole movie was terrible, it means that the circumstances surrounding it's conception were bullshit. i.e. Sony making TASM in order to keep hold of the Spider-man rights.

    • @eddie2379
      @eddie2379 10 років тому +2

      Wait the move has something to do with the anime?i didnt notice!

    • @1r0zz
      @1r0zz 10 років тому +1

      Void Knight
      even if using it in the spiderman movie also fit because it's terrible ...

  • @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046
    @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 3 роки тому +112

    The title should be called: Everything is Wrong with DragonBall Evolution

  • @briannemenzo4392
    @briannemenzo4392 5 років тому +579

    Future Trunks needs to go back in time and destroy this abomination

    • @mrfps5446
      @mrfps5446 5 років тому +7

      Quality

    • @supereststinger
      @supereststinger 5 років тому +6

      YES PLEASE!

    • @tatiaromero
      @tatiaromero 5 років тому +1

      Brian Nemenzo lol please-

    • @potiryan9786
      @potiryan9786 5 років тому +2

      But this movie isnt close to the real dragon ball anime

    • @retaliiate
      @retaliiate 5 років тому +1

      *ATTENTION ALL PROUD WARRIORS*

  • @natebetts9426
    @natebetts9426 4 роки тому +702

    Bulma hesitant with a gun? First time she met Goku SHE SHOT HIM. He was a child at the time.

    • @guygirard4274
      @guygirard4274 3 роки тому +26

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 роки тому +69

      And Goku was not hurt at all. Just shows how strong he already was before drinking that weird water that increased his strength.

    • @joshuascott2864
      @joshuascott2864 3 роки тому +49

      Don't forget that he literally picked up the car she was in and threw it several yards. That's a call for firepower, innit.

    • @platelet5942
      @platelet5942 3 роки тому +8

      remember how gohan was supposed to be dead a few years before bulma even is a thing

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails 3 роки тому +6

      Well he did say they only did a bit of research. They know very very little about dragon ball and only did what little research they did cause of how many fans wanted them to do a video on DB evolution lmao

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 7 років тому +878

    Goku wants to get with Chi Chi? Isn't he the guy who thought that a marriage was a type of food?

    • @rjai5003
      @rjai5003 7 років тому +121

      ...And tried to punch Chi Chi in the face on their fist date?

    • @maxsmith611
      @maxsmith611 7 років тому +117

      Ok so lemme tell you something, in the original show and manga, Goku is basically a retarded 10 year old who's been living in the woods for the past few years cause he went great ape and squished Gohan (grandpa gohan, not his kid gohan) He's just really stupid, and he meets Chi Chi when he goes to get the dragon ball that Chi Chi's dad, the Ox King has. Chi Chi tries to fight him, and chi chi is also 10 or so, and she loses. Then Goku taps on her vagina to see if she was a girl. Skip forward to when Goku is 18, and he enters the world martial arts tournament and fights her, not realizing its her, beats her in the match, then she tells him who she is, and then he's like, "oh yeah, you're a pretty lady and I promised to marry you at some point and then just ran off. Oh, and you love me? Cool. Let's get hitched." Then we skip to the beginning of DBZ and it turns out he has a kid now. But does not know the meaning of the word sex. So again, he's still kinda retarded. He got dropped on his head as a baby so it makes some sense, but still. Not exactly a good relationship model.

    • @charlieraikage4158
      @charlieraikage4158 7 років тому +72

      Max Smith not retarded. He's uneducated. he literally traveled with the smartest woman in the world and she decided to never tell him how society work.

    • @xxdarkaltairxx7717
      @xxdarkaltairxx7717 7 років тому +12

      Max Smith like u said he practically grew up in the woods he never went to school and got educated like vageta and the other characters

    • @glorioustigereye
      @glorioustigereye 7 років тому +5

      I love krillian's definition of marriage

  • @Tor-Erik
    @Tor-Erik Рік тому +45

    Akira Toriyama were supportive of the announcement of a live action version of his work at first, telling the fans to treat the film as a different interpretation and universe from the ones we know and love. However after he saw the movie by himself, he was so horrified by this and the adaptation of his creations that he decided to revive the series with the animated film, which turned out to be Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods, followed by Dragon Ball Super.
    True story.

    • @ankhbayaroyunbayar6394
      @ankhbayaroyunbayar6394 Рік тому +2

      So because of this shitty movie we got dragon ball super 😂. So thanks to them.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 10 місяців тому +4

      The true live-action Dragon Ball that Toriyama really wanted is one where Jackie Chan portrays Son Goku (he sees no one else except Chan for the role according to Toriyama),
      even Chan was on-board with that idea because he also loves both the story and character.
      The best opportunity for that to happen was to make Dragon Ball GT (1996 - 97) as a live-action series instead of an anime.
      Just so that Leonardo DiCaprio could also play the role of Trunks.

    • @Tor-Erik
      @Tor-Erik 10 місяців тому +2

      @@KenMasters. That would be a even better and more faithful live-action adaptation of Dragon Ball than what Dragon Ball Evolution turned into. All though I would be a little sceptical of Leonardo DiCaprio play role of Trunks if this were going to be live-action version of Dragon Ball Z.

  • @supervideomaker9136
    @supervideomaker9136 7 років тому +823

    Everything wrong with this movie
    EVERYTHING. This movie shouldn't even exist.

    • @zamasu2405
      @zamasu2405 7 років тому +19

      Yes This Movie,Mortals and Everything shouldn't exist! I must Destroy it before its too late

    • @h2oallegation
      @h2oallegation 7 років тому +4

      Juckle This sin counter and people who did is cringe and this movie is fucking aids.

    • @deusvultforhonor5725
      @deusvultforhonor5725 7 років тому +4

      Juckle I agree with you when I first saw this I was like this" It's mostly it dislike. It's dislikes it's OVER 9000! AND STILL RISING UP! WAIT ITS GOING TO HIGH! NOW ITS OVER 90,000!" Soon it went to 9 million. I think a little kid could do better

    • @barry.b.bensonjr
      @barry.b.bensonjr 7 років тому +2

      Juckle its not " everything wrong " its more like " every thing is wrong with dragon ball "

    • @miguelohara4746
      @miguelohara4746 7 років тому +2

      Juckle this movie was SO bad I wanted to die . In my opinion, this is a LOT worse than grew lantern

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +134

    Bulma as we all know is a loud mouthed, blue haired rich kid who is the daughter of the richest man in the world and is seeking the Dragon Balls so she can wish for the perfect boyfriend, and ends up becoming a babysitter/big sister figure for a YOUNG Goku. But here she's just a discount Lara Croft

  • @dr.serggaming7947
    @dr.serggaming7947 7 років тому +572

    Everything was wrong with this movie Goku at school wtf

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR 6 років тому +1

      Dr. Serg gaming It's called Evolution

    • @boxkool8659
      @boxkool8659 6 років тому +4

      MLG R8DR805 goku have never been to school,thats why he is low intelligence

    • @layslay9507
      @layslay9507 6 років тому

      Ayy Lmao goku is a genius and has high intelligence because he can fight

    • @godtrue9205
      @godtrue9205 5 років тому

      Y'know...
      If Goku treated everything like "one big fight", what would be your reaction? Cause frankly the only times when Goku acts "smart", is when he thinks about fighting.

    • @Eternaldarkness3166
      @Eternaldarkness3166 5 років тому

      This movie could have worked, if... Goku had no idea who he really was, and his grandpa wanted to keep that from him. To protect him from his savage past.. Then, having him go to school would have made sense, not showing us their training before hand, and when Goku gets into a fight, he shows off unique abilities that get unlocked because he was in a fight or flight scenario and his natural instincts kicked in. When grandpa dies, and he meets Bulma they can go to Master R. Island, Master R. knowing Grandpa Gohan can explain Goku's Ape origins and powers, the stuff Grandpa Gohan knew at least, and we could have went from there. Just saying, they could have at least saved that mistake had they gone that route.

  • @octopi7073
    @octopi7073 3 роки тому +103

    The last airbender live action movie: Finally! a worthy opponent, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!

  • @blondam
    @blondam 5 років тому +578

    I need the dragon balls so I can wish I never saw this movie

    • @tyrone7997
      @tyrone7997 5 років тому +17

      SWAGGY POLAR BEAR actually you need the super dragon balls to fix this

    • @sh0bez
      @sh0bez 5 років тому +2

      Well, I need other kind of dragon balls to forget this movie, if you know what I mean hehe

    • @world33445
      @world33445 5 років тому

      XDDDD i agree i could use them for this wish too XD

    • @DelphoxGaming712
      @DelphoxGaming712 5 років тому

      r/TheMonkeysPaw

    • @JamesslashTry
      @JamesslashTry 5 років тому

      Man your lucky

  • @MrDzareel
    @MrDzareel 5 років тому +615

    This movie has an upside. It brings all the dbz fans together as one and hate on the same thing simultaniously❤️

    • @minddevastation508
      @minddevastation508 5 років тому +5

      You got that right.

    • @TooMuchWithIt
      @TooMuchWithIt 5 років тому +2

      Big facts

    • @rider338
      @rider338 5 років тому +7

      If you like this you are officially not allowed by akira toriyama to like dragon ball z

    • @minddevastation508
      @minddevastation508 5 років тому +1

      @@rider338: basically

    • @austinanspach6513
      @austinanspach6513 5 років тому

      It still makes me mad that literally nothing in this movie is right about dbz

  • @dezephyr7314
    @dezephyr7314 4 роки тому +292

    I can’t express how much this movie pisses me off

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 4 роки тому +7

      Go super saiyan and blast hollywood? That might do it...

    • @BanaDoyabad
      @BanaDoyabad 3 роки тому +8

      The director of the movie has not watched one episode or read any manga of DBZ before making the movie. Also the writer apologized for the movie cuz he knew it was crap lol.

    • @Jacksmusicshack
      @Jacksmusicshack 3 роки тому +3

      Preach!!🙌

  • @canschottke1047
    @canschottke1047 3 роки тому +98

    Dragonball Evolution exist
    Every Dragonball Fan: And i took that personally.

  • @brandonmontenegro4054
    @brandonmontenegro4054 7 років тому +369

    Everything is wrong with this fucking movie

  • @Whatruacop97
    @Whatruacop97 4 роки тому +1388

    How bad does a movie need to be to where the WRITER apologizes for making it

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 роки тому +105

      At least Toriyama got out of retirement and made Battle of Gods, Resurrection F and Dragon Ball Super.

    • @porkys1029
      @porkys1029 4 роки тому +10

      @@TheWarmachine375 i stopped reading near the end of z (this was way back when they were actually being published new) and id heard gt is awful... is super actually good?

    • @sullsbulls380
      @sullsbulls380 4 роки тому +10

      Junon Tann super is my favorite out of the whole series, it's amazing.

    • @porkys1029
      @porkys1029 4 роки тому +6

      @@sullsbulls380 well im moving back to korea so i guess ill check it out... been gettin nostalgic for dragonball lately (i realize its japanese... i just grew up reading it in korean and i prefer it that way.. english translations are ass and i cant read japanese)

    • @keqing311
      @keqing311 4 роки тому +1

      Its really sucks
      I never watched it but i know its gonna be sucks

  • @dianadimelfi122
    @dianadimelfi122 7 років тому +264

    The biggest sin here is that you haven't seen Dragon Ball. And yet, it might be just the thing that saved you from an inevitable death by brain explosion.

    • @lizthedisjointedzebra692
      @lizthedisjointedzebra692 7 років тому +28

      Hahaha, ignorance is bliss. Yeah, I absolutely love Dragon Ball, and just seeing this shortened version with commentary filled me with complete rage.

    • @xR3Dx0
      @xR3Dx0 7 років тому +9

      Yeah he obviously has never watched any Dragon ball series to be pronounciating gohan has go-hann not go-haan

    • @ariesmasters9487
      @ariesmasters9487 7 років тому +3

      Yeah every time he mispronounced gohan I was like that a sin for him.

    • @jeramaniestevez3844
      @jeramaniestevez3844 7 років тому

      Liz リズ super sayain rage??!?!!?1?!

    • @redcr33perproductions
      @redcr33perproductions 7 років тому +4

      Diana Di Melfi the actual biggest sin is the creator didn't know what Dragon Ball is

  • @DMS_Shisui
    @DMS_Shisui 3 роки тому +55

    Other sins:
    Why is Goku so old here?
    Where was the Flying Nimbus?
    Where the fuck was Tien?
    Where was Chiaotzu?
    Where was Oolong?
    Where was Yajirobe?
    Where was Puar?
    Where was Launch?
    Where was Ox King?
    Where was the Red Ribbon Army?
    Where were Korin and the Senzu Beans?
    Where was Kami, Mr. Popo, and the Lookout?
    Where was Suno and Eighter?
    Where was Upa and his tribe?
    Why isn't Roshi living in a small island with the Turtle?
    Where is Master Shen and Mercenary Tao?
    Where was Piccolo Jr?(Cinemasins confused King Piccolo with Piccolo Jr, the current Piccolo)
    Roshi was initially killed by using the Mafuba, not by the Oozaru.
    Why isn't Shenron green?
    Why is this movie so bad?

    • @omar1987first
      @omar1987first 3 роки тому +2

      Actually goku is about 16 when he kills demon king piccolo so they somewhat got his age right

    • @paulandreig.sahagun34
      @paulandreig.sahagun34 3 роки тому +7

      @@omar1987first 16 yrs old, played by a like 30 yrs old guy.

    • @tjwizzy
      @tjwizzy 3 роки тому +9

      I got a better one. WHERE THE FUCK IS KRILLIN.

    • @DMS_Shisui
      @DMS_Shisui 3 роки тому

      @@tjwizzy The video already listed that

    • @omar1987first
      @omar1987first 3 роки тому +1

      @@tjwizzy omg how could I forget the best earthling🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @luis5029
    @luis5029 4 роки тому +3492

    This movie makes Dragonball GT look like a masterpiece

  • @Flannel-Channel8837
    @Flannel-Channel8837 5 років тому +799

    If you replaced the name of every character and replaced the dragon balls with something else nobody would suspect that this has anything to do with dragon ball

    • @IsaiahKeene
      @IsaiahKeene 5 років тому +15

      i was just saying that smh

    • @Flannel-Channel8837
      @Flannel-Channel8837 5 років тому +59

      @@IsaiahKeene its like they just looked on Wikipedia on the names of the characters and some of the plot and just tried to make a movie

    • @isaiahbenel1242
      @isaiahbenel1242 5 років тому +23

      Why is this comment not pinned? the most liked comments are just stupid people stating the obvious or trying to sound smart. Best comment

    • @ctts9946
      @ctts9946 5 років тому +8

      Isaiah Benel right. And gokus acting was bullshit

    • @giorgiol77
      @giorgiol77 5 років тому +6

      BulletProof Monk 3!

  • @martial5227
    @martial5227 7 років тому +223

    "Pouring water on the ground is awfully intimidating" 😂😂
    I Thought the same thing watching this bullshit of a movie.

  • @Eternaldarkness3166
    @Eternaldarkness3166 10 місяців тому +7

    The 1 great thing about this movie, was it finally got me to watch the Dragon Ball Series, because I got into the series with Dragon Ball Z and was content with that and I'm happy I watched Dragon Ball now.

  • @kizofio
    @kizofio 8 років тому +464

    That "It's over 9000" at the end killed me XD

  • @Crafty1006
    @Crafty1006 6 років тому +194

    This movie I can't. I've watched the trailer, so stupid, watching how all the errors were in this movie made me cringe to the maximum. All of the movie is so inaccurate with the TV series.
    1. Goku lives with his grandpa in an isolated area, but gohan died when goku was younger.
    2. Goku knew chichi when they were both kids
    3. Master roshi is the pervert of the series along with being a wise man
    4. Bulma would act like a princess throughout the series till later on she wakes up and becomes a strong woman
    5. Where the fuck is the rest of the squad?
    6. Dragon balls were once whole till people wanted to use it for evil. Then the dragon balls became 7 and spread around the world
    7. Goku is attached to his grandpa and wont sneak away of some random shit like that.
    8. Goku would be strong af and the hairdo that actor played goku is completely different.
    9. Piccolo was freed by pilaf
    10. GOKU NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
    11. If anyone wants to create dragon ball, look at the mangas, TV shows and actually study dragon ball.
    God dam...

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 6 років тому +2

      Goku killed gohan

    • @astrofrey2782
      @astrofrey2782 6 років тому +1

      The khmahamaha wave is weak af when first showed insted of stupidly op. Goku weak af for 13 he was world class as a kid. It would take to long to sin the rest of the movie. (Others) It hasent even started yet. My point

    • @johnodei618
      @johnodei618 6 років тому +2

      Davi Lopes 6 is not wrong, watch the first 173 episodes and the 6 is true

    • @Arcticwolfhowls
      @Arcticwolfhowls 6 років тому

      Depends on what you regard as canon
      Dragon Ball says 6 is correct
      DBZ/DBS says they are wish orbs that were created by Kami a descendant of the Dragon clan from Namek

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 6 років тому +6

      I'm actually sad that you're asking for #5.
      Like, you really want more characters to be destroyed by this?
      And you're wrong in the last one. It's not just Dragon Ball......IF HOLLYWOOD DECIDES TO MAKE A LIVE ACTION OF AN ANIMATED SERIES, FOLLOW THE FREAKIN RIGHT SOURCE MATERIAL!!!!
      Look what they did to Avatar the Last Air Bender, and the most recent hated live action they did; DeathNote.

  • @3dgarMembreno
    @3dgarMembreno 5 років тому +840

    The way he says “Gohan” is a sin. Maybe the biggest sin.

  • @S4IF616
    @S4IF616 3 роки тому +87

    I like to believe that this is universe 13 and that's why zen oh destroyed it

    • @SonicMultiversalMusicOffical
      @SonicMultiversalMusicOffical 3 роки тому +3

      yes.

    • @combatpanda4264
      @combatpanda4264 3 роки тому +5

      Shit was so bad Zeno destroyed everything above 13.
      But wait, if the theory that 17's wish brought back the other universes is true then.......😳

    • @katana17
      @katana17 3 роки тому

      @@combatpanda4264 You mean 17's right?

    • @combatpanda4264
      @combatpanda4264 3 роки тому

      @@katana17 oh shoot. Yeah. I meant 17

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +1

      @@combatpanda4264 Plot twist: DBS actually takes place in a long time ago and that's why we have this movie, Zeno bought it back

  • @nathanielhuffman5908
    @nathanielhuffman5908 4 роки тому +828

    It's like the only things they knew about the original Dragonball are these.
    1. A dragon that comes from balls and grants you any wish
    2. Goku is raised by Gohan
    3. King piccolo
    4. Goku can turn into a monkey
    5. Bulma and Roshi
    6. Ki
    7. Goku meets a girl named chi chi

    • @supermax5000
      @supermax5000 4 роки тому +60

      That actually sums it up, nothing else!

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 4 роки тому +20

      What about Yamcha?

    • @nathanielhuffman5908
      @nathanielhuffman5908 4 роки тому +16

      @@alexmartinez5859 wait he's in the movie?

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 4 роки тому +26

      @@nathanielhuffman5908 Supposedly. He might be the guy that Bulma apparently falls in love with.

    • @pianohelper8873
      @pianohelper8873 4 роки тому +12

      He forgot to mention the flying nimbus.

  • @glamahqueen3666
    @glamahqueen3666 6 років тому +299

    Everything wrong with Dragon Ball Evolution: the whole movie. Period.

    • @EDifyer881
      @EDifyer881 6 років тому

      Exactly lol

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 6 років тому

      original comment xddddd

    • @santanalopez1427
      @santanalopez1427 6 років тому

      HyperX Xforts Killer it is bad if you're a dragon Ball fan

  • @typhlo33gaming
    @typhlo33gaming 8 років тому +620

    let's make this simple. EVERYTHING WAS WRONG WITH DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION

    • @clairemadeinheaven
      @clairemadeinheaven 8 років тому +9

      the balls are inert

    • @Jay_76
      @Jay_76 8 років тому +14

      +Colton morrison "This movie exists 'ding' sins-∞"

    • @Yoganut319
      @Yoganut319 8 років тому

      +Bre Fujimoto Lol! It doesn't make a bit of difference guys...

    • @lawlietjayson963
      @lawlietjayson963 8 років тому

      +Colton morrison Except for James Marsters as Piccolo. Exceptional casting. But yep, everything else can go, including Piccolo's characterization.

    • @daritzapr
      @daritzapr 8 років тому

      +Colton morrison Amen Sister!!!

  • @Faith-gm4mm
    @Faith-gm4mm 3 роки тому +42

    That moment goku is a grown man while grandpa gohan is alive

  • @iranlassninja7062
    @iranlassninja7062 7 років тому +475

    GOKU WAS A KID WHEN HE KILLED KING PICCOLO
    NOT TO MENTION HE DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL
    EVER

    • @harasnorris8998
      @harasnorris8998 7 років тому +20

      IKR 'EVERYTHING' is absoloutly wrong with about this movie whoever made it should be arrested and fined cuz wtf nothing is right or even makes sense

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 7 років тому +16

      iran lassninja This movie didn't even try to follow the original Dragon Ball series

    • @ProjectMLX
      @ProjectMLX 7 років тому +1

      This is literally my first look in the movie, I HATE IT.

    • @krisindica1710
      @krisindica1710 7 років тому +10

      It's like a poorly written fanfiction by a twelve year old who saw the characters on a poster and decided to use them.

    • @4orks976
      @4orks976 7 років тому

      Actually, Goku was 16 when he defeated King Piccolo. If anything, he should look older in the manga. Not that this justifies this horrid shit stain of a movie in any regard, but yeah.
      Edit: to elaborate, Goku defeated King Piccolo on May 9th, Age 753, and was born sometime in Age 736. If he was born early in the year, he might have even been 17 by then. Also, it should be noted that while in the manga he was born in Age 736, "Bardock: Father of Goku" implies that he was born in Age 737 (he was a newborn when Planet Vegeta was destroyed), which would make him 15-16 by the defeat of Piccolo.

  • @nightshadow73
    @nightshadow73 4 роки тому +425

    "The first rule is: there are no rules" this movie really flew with that, didn't they?

    • @emldV2
      @emldV2 4 роки тому +13

      No kidding.

    • @isacho20
      @isacho20 4 роки тому +9

      .this movie was so GODDAMN HORRIBLE, the dude had to f*ckin APOLOGIZE for makin it, admitting that he needed the cash

    • @Komijoyo677
      @Komijoyo677 4 роки тому

      Ran*. And you're just repeating the joke he made in the vid. Be more original.

    • @MorganWick
      @MorganWick 8 місяців тому

      The CS crew should have riffed on that when introducing the bonus round. "We don't normally do research and look at the source material, but with this movie, the first rule is there are no rules, right?"

  • @Original_Username
    @Original_Username 6 років тому +216

    We also need some extra sins, one for 'Goku', one for it being set in America, one for Oozaru being a separate being, and 100 for using the Dragonball name. At least GT had some good moments

    • @vsmithsmith7848
      @vsmithsmith7848 6 років тому +7

      Pepsiman at least Uub wasn't a let down (until Super)

    • @kiremetheshadowmaster35
      @kiremetheshadowmaster35 6 років тому +13

      At least you could decently enjoy gt

    • @norakirayumi
      @norakirayumi 6 років тому +19

      The big sin is WHY a fuckin Caucasian even dare to call himself 'Goku'???
      This garbage called 'live action''s ridiculousness and retardation alone is over 9000! 😱

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 6 років тому +3

      vsmith smith Uub fits the very definition of the word disappointment. He seemed like he would become a badass when he was introduced at the end of Z. Then when GT starts, his training is finished and he fucks completely off until near the end of the Baby arc, where he has ONE cool moment where he fuses with Majin Buu to become Majuub, but then immediately gets beaten and eaten by Baby and does nothing else for the rest of the series. I wanted to like him, but he ultimately become a much stronger version of Goten. He seemed to have a lot of potential, but in the end he contributed virtually nothing to the series beyond just adding more fodder for villains to pummel until Goku swoops in and saves the day. At least the writers of GT kept up the Toriyama tradition of wasting potentially awesome side characters in favor of giving Goku more time in the spot light.

    • @kiremetheshadowmaster35
      @kiremetheshadowmaster35 6 років тому +1

      @@MoostachedSaiyanPrince at least they did something with uub you know what super did all you have to do is listen.... that's right nothing

  • @bangscutter
    @bangscutter 3 роки тому +64

    At least The Last Airbender movie tries to follow the original cartoon characters and story. This Dragonball movie just straight up completely reinvented the major characters into something else.

    • @AdeptusMahin
      @AdeptusMahin 3 роки тому +10

      Into an abomination

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 2 місяці тому

      see here's the thing i dont even that in itself is the issue. i feel like they couldve made a movie and be like "ok look it's retelling of the story" where it hits the same story beats but in a different setting, or even parodies the actual characters, like if it was done intentionally and that intent was communicated to the fans clearly i think it couldve still been interesting. but it couldnt even do that RIGHT

  • @MaddieEllas
    @MaddieEllas 5 років тому +382

    Vegeta: “HOW DARE THEY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT KAKAROT AND NOT INVITE ME??!!”

    • @lightskindbandit5441
      @lightskindbandit5441 4 роки тому +4

      I mean, that would make a good (major lie) sequel

    • @Dontfkwithme69
      @Dontfkwithme69 4 роки тому +12

      Ummm cuz vegeta was introduced in dragonball z and this movie is about the "dragonball" ?

    • @juliuzztumanz1983
      @juliuzztumanz1983 4 роки тому +9

      Consider yourself lucky veggie..

    • @veluta2549
      @veluta2549 4 роки тому +3

      Looks like you don't watch dragon ball either. Because this is dragon ball saga. Not saiyan saga.

    • @edwardhulse
      @edwardhulse 4 роки тому +3

      I believe that’s a reference to the honest trailer for this movie.

  • @triggeredhothead8046
    @triggeredhothead8046 5 років тому +1424

    Its ironic because everything wrong with dragonball evolution is...
    EVERYTHING

    • @samchongjingxian2811
      @samchongjingxian2811 5 років тому +5

      is every seconds...even the credit scene is wrong

    • @ZertroRetro
      @ZertroRetro 5 років тому +6

      You stole my comment
      *jk i made the same comment but i never saw you*

    • @triggeredhothead8046
      @triggeredhothead8046 5 років тому

      SenshiSudoku lol

    • @novanetwork7929
      @novanetwork7929 5 років тому +1

      Yeah

    • @iliketrains263
      @iliketrains263 5 років тому

      When video first started and it just said "everything" in everything wrong with title I thought that was the video and it was just the word everything for 22 minutes

  • @Dylze
    @Dylze 4 роки тому +333

    The story is so far off what the King Piccolo ARC was really like... Or just Dragon Ball in general.

    • @supereststinger
      @supereststinger 4 роки тому +11

      never watched the original dragon ball but ik for a fact that it never started at the king piccolo arc

    • @Dylze
      @Dylze 4 роки тому +8

      @@supereststinger I can’t remember fully bc it’s been so long since I watched it but I’m pretty sure the king piccolo arc is like the 3rd one or something like that

    • @justcuz2105
      @justcuz2105 3 роки тому +9

      @@supereststinger honestly it's not that bad a place to start
      Since that's when dragon ball went from comedic shonen to the action series that everyone knows it to be

    • @sportsgoat-ln7qv
      @sportsgoat-ln7qv 3 роки тому

      I no it is so unoing

    • @sportsgoat-ln7qv
      @sportsgoat-ln7qv 3 роки тому +4

      I want to burn that movie to the ground goku's not even a sayin in this movie

  • @colinwarmbrodt3389
    @colinwarmbrodt3389 8 місяців тому +5

    You don't suppose that with the recent death of Akira Toriyama, he'd be rolling around in his grave and clustering up his own version of the Kamehameha, knowing that _Dragonball: Evolution_ is still a thing in this world? Frankly, I'd say yes.

  • @marlondutan371
    @marlondutan371 7 років тому +381

    If you ever want to find a reason why Zamasu wanted to erase the humans, I think this movie is the reason

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 7 років тому +3

      Marlon Dutan XD

    • @Nube_Morada
      @Nube_Morada 6 років тому +11

      Marlon Dutan i think this movie was his main reason XD

    • @Bellaazevedo85
      @Bellaazevedo85 6 років тому +8

      Marlon Dutan beerus and zeno should have let Zamuse let him do his thing XD

    • @sillyme625
      @sillyme625 6 років тому +1

      Marlon Dutanm XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😞😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SonicAdventureEnjoyer
      @SonicAdventureEnjoyer 6 років тому +10

      Marlon Dutan funny thing is. Zamasu's English dub voice actor was piccolo in this movie.

  • @mathewmartinez2011
    @mathewmartinez2011 8 років тому +327

    Me: Shenron make This a good movie!!!
    Shenron: Sorry that wish is beyond my power!

    • @MasterofVirology
      @MasterofVirology 8 років тому +1

      +mathew martinez hahahaha

    • @amadav4889
      @amadav4889 8 років тому +36

      me: a decent movie?
      Shenron: it is till beyond my power.
      me: a bearable one?
      Shenron: ........ how about I just give you a hat?
      me: .....I'll take the hat.

    • @ZevianAlter
      @ZevianAlter 8 років тому +3

      Not even Super Shenron could do that.

    • @mathewmartinez2011
      @mathewmartinez2011 8 років тому +2

      +Blackzero123 they should do 1 sin for every second this movie is on. And bonus sins for the credits.

    • @equestianracer8670
      @equestianracer8670 8 років тому

      Well put my friend

  • @vince6085
    @vince6085 5 років тому +385

    The title of this video should be " Everything is wrong in Dragon Ball Evolution"

  • @slightlybred2923
    @slightlybred2923 3 роки тому +17

    Dear lord... I'm a dragonball fan and I had never heard of this movie, now I know why

  • @christiancasaverdepertica1802
    @christiancasaverdepertica1802 5 років тому +505

    The only good thing that came out of this movie is the revival of Dragon Ball as a series. I'm not even kidding about that. Toriyama revived Dragon Ball because this movie was so bad he didn't want this to be the last thing to remember it by

    • @seraph3533
      @seraph3533 5 років тому +5

      Yea we got some good things with the exception of ultra instinct that was kinda bs

    • @barendbekker7275
      @barendbekker7275 5 років тому +9

      He will need to do more then revived with super this shit was so horrible still can't forget it and I payed to watch this piece of unho!y shit😠😤😱😭

    • @griffincoyne5051
      @griffincoyne5051 5 років тому +6

      Omar Pantoja how was ultra instinct bad lol

    • @jayjax229
      @jayjax229 5 років тому +6

      Yeah i don't know what I would have done if Goku's hair didn't change color again. The series should have ended with Buu.

    • @envyh4249
      @envyh4249 5 років тому

      @@jayjax229 naw

  • @mikotoookami3682
    @mikotoookami3682 5 років тому +365

    I’m more pissed at the fact he miss pronounced gohan

  • @jmcaritos7261
    @jmcaritos7261 4 роки тому +427

    First rule about Dragon Ball Evolution : We don't talk about Dragon Ball Evolution

    • @spcmartin420
      @spcmartin420 4 роки тому +8

      Dragonball Evolution. They didn't even know it was two words

    • @Melmeltheclown
      @Melmeltheclown 4 роки тому +5

      What's that? Never heard of it before.

    • @winxclub998wizardmaster
      @winxclub998wizardmaster 4 роки тому

      were like that joke in some shows or cartoons were he is like something bad happned to me years ahgo ya we dont like to talk about it

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 4 роки тому

      JM Caritos since when was Dragon Ball Fight Club?

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 4 роки тому

      “All we need is a little green”

  • @UnknownTornado
    @UnknownTornado 7 місяців тому +7

    The guy that played Goku apologized to Toriyama a few days ago for ruining the adaptation

  • @eneroramirez4530
    @eneroramirez4530 6 років тому +508

    The saddest part was seeing Toriyama’s name in the credits

    • @pikapanda577
      @pikapanda577 6 років тому +77

      Enero ramirez at least it pissed him off enough to give us dragon ball super

    • @ogreload1445
      @ogreload1445 6 років тому +2

      My question is where was ssj

    • @theawesomeoone6
      @theawesomeoone6 6 років тому +12

      M Y L E G super sayin wasn’t in DragonBall. Idiot

    • @ogreload1445
      @ogreload1445 6 років тому

      @lelennyfox34 yes I was trolling 😶

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +1

      @@ogreload1445 Fail

  • @EDifyer881
    @EDifyer881 5 років тому +214

    This movie is a total embarrassment to dragon ball z altogether

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 5 років тому

      @thereal MCPM AMEN

    • @rush8849
      @rush8849 5 років тому

      This is not dragon ball z evolution its dragon ball evolution

    • @greatenemy2734
      @greatenemy2734 5 років тому +2

      *Dragon Ball

    • @iman5147
      @iman5147 5 років тому +1

      *Dragon Ball

    • @TERMINATOR-qy9ej
      @TERMINATOR-qy9ej 5 років тому

      You're n embarrassment to DragonBall Z.

  • @NickTorius
    @NickTorius 7 років тому +1180

    How could you have not seen the original show? THis movie was sooo terrible

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 6 років тому +6

      6FT #ripoff #make your own stuff #dont rip off DBZ

    • @ThePkmage
      @ThePkmage 6 років тому +60

      even worse, at least the air bender movie had roughly the same plot and all the characters were there and more or less was the same setting, but this THIS everything changed the only thing it has are the names from dragon ball everything else is separate from the characters to the setting to the world, plot and themes

    • @John-dd8kh
      @John-dd8kh 6 років тому +2

      P Jeezy what do you mean by make your own stuff?

    • @Killenberg
      @Killenberg 6 років тому +33

      Apparently, a lot of people haven't seen the show since I keep seeing comments saying Goku's son was Gohan, not his grandpa. His son was named after his grandpa. I also keep seeing people say Piccolo is supposed to be a good guy. Originally he was evil & the one in the movie is supposed to be his dad King Piccolo anyway.

    • @jbacxtrme5649
      @jbacxtrme5649 6 років тому +11

      Killenberg Tfs Piccolo: “Nobody watch DB. Let’s go”

  • @MA-en8jb
    @MA-en8jb 2 роки тому +33

    The movie was 100 mins ( or 6000 sec) long and there were over 9000 mistakes and I completely agree with it. Zeno did a great job erasing the other 6 universes because one of them had this evolution goku

  • @jaygonzalez8575
    @jaygonzalez8575 4 роки тому +742

    “let’s just give this girl a streak of blue hair and call her Bulma!!”
    🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢

    • @dradekon
      @dradekon 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 4 роки тому +16

      Jay Gonzalez Bulma has blue short hair, she only had long hair in the original Dragon Ball where Goku was a kid and voiced by a girl

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 роки тому +8

      You know what? I’m fine with redesigning characters because some designs just doesn’t work well in a life action setting. For example, Transformers. Their designs were decent and suits the realistic feel that they’re supposed to give off. Until the entire Knight bullshit after 4 and 5.
      But their biggest sin is of course flipping off the source material. Goku is basically fueled by hormones, Chichi is a fight slut, Bulma is just there only for her dragon ball locator, Yamcha was somehow done way dirtier then what they did to him after Z, Krillin, Tien and Chiaotzu weren’t even in the movie (but that’s a bright side from a certain point of view), Piccolo and Mai were sh*t villains and I actually don’t mind Roshi that much.
      The reason why I’m fine with him is probably because the rest of the cast were so terrible that his character felt like a masterpiece in comparison.

    • @eibarman-5750
      @eibarman-5750 3 роки тому

      @@RandomPerson-cm2wg what about Avenger

    • @eibarman-5750
      @eibarman-5750 3 роки тому

      @@RandomPerson-cm2wg all characters work

  • @ethankabush1212
    @ethankabush1212 7 років тому +1206

    if you knew any thing about actual dragon ball this would make you cringe so hard rn

    • @ethankabush1212
      @ethankabush1212 7 років тому +59

      He is 11 in the anime

    • @ethankabush1212
      @ethankabush1212 7 років тому +52

      SO MUCH CRINGE!!!!

    • @ethankabush1212
      @ethankabush1212 7 років тому +77

      Goku and chichi didnt go to school
      and they bothed lived away from people

    • @sdaht5736
      @sdaht5736 7 років тому +19

      Annihilation Gaming Also they could have had the ox king come up somewhere. Of course he wasn't super important but it would have been pretty cool to have him be there as someone who trained beside Goku's grandfather. Plus the whole not having a tail when he was at least first found. Oh and since when was Goku an incarnation of the Great Ape. Sure he could become the Great Ape (like every other saiyan with a tail) but that was just an ability passed down by his entire race.

    • @FireBlades
      @FireBlades 7 років тому +57

      Goku was a kid
      goku was a baby when grandpa gohan died.
      Gohan dies from goku
      Bulma barely doesn't have any blue hairs (empashis on barely, she has only like 3.5 blue hairs)
      Goku doesn't go to school
      Mai doesn't work for piccolo
      Lack of krillin.

  • @Brave_New_Tube
    @Brave_New_Tube 5 років тому +299

    We can thank this movie for the strong return of the Dragon Ball franchise. Apparently Toriyama was so embarrassed and angry with this film that he had to bring the franchise back in his own way just to save face.

    • @supermax5000
      @supermax5000 2 роки тому +5

      IKR

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 Рік тому +17

      @@supermax5000 It gave Dragon Ball franchise a massive Zenkai Boost as a result.

    • @supermax5000
      @supermax5000 Рік тому +3

      @@TheWarmachine375 Facts

  • @walter7787
    @walter7787 2 роки тому +12

    In the anime, piccolo wanted the dragon balls to restore his youth.

  • @BluePandaCraft
    @BluePandaCraft 10 років тому +47

    You only multiplied the sins just to make the over 9000 reference. And I love you for it.

  • @MichaSvaquish
    @MichaSvaquish 5 років тому +421

    "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
    "What sin you have done my child?"
    "I watched Dragon Ball Evolution the movie. Twice."

    • @emiliomanueldepedro9650
      @emiliomanueldepedro9650 5 років тому +3

      "¿That's all? ¿You think watching a mediocre film is a sin? Cause it's not. So calm down. You haven't done anything bad"

    • @valndrisavalkina3497
      @valndrisavalkina3497 5 років тому +9

      TWICE!?!??!?!??!?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT IS!??!

    • @emiliomanueldepedro9650
      @emiliomanueldepedro9650 5 років тому +1

      @@valndrisavalkina3497 Oh, c'mon! He just watched this film. He didn't watched Cannibal Holocaust, or Caligula, or Salo. THAT would be a sin (maybe).

    • @Eternaldarkness3166
      @Eternaldarkness3166 5 років тому

      lol, I bought it and saw it in the theater and I know how bad it is, I don't even care that I own it.

    • @pr00009
      @pr00009 5 років тому +1

      JEsus wont be happy about that one XD

  • @Asiagirl644
    @Asiagirl644 8 років тому +729

    The creators of this Movie didnt know Shit about The Original. + 1.000 sins

    • @smokebear3485
      @smokebear3485 8 років тому +36

      its not that its just that they didnt give a fuck they had the material it was there and just like every other dick head they ignore wat real fans want then get that stupid look scratching there head wondering y the movie flopped so hard that it wont even be on tv cuz thats how garbage it was

    • @TheAnimatedGamer
      @TheAnimatedGamer 8 років тому +2

      Darkaigirl Night neither does this guy so what does he get a pass?

    • @Ravemaster620
      @Ravemaster620 8 років тому +1

      +The Animated Gamer (AnimeGamer) Isn't Akira Toriyamas name in the credits as a producer?

    • @TheAnimatedGamer
      @TheAnimatedGamer 8 років тому +1

      Ravemaster620 the guy speaking in the video

    • @Asiagirl644
      @Asiagirl644 8 років тому +4

      Ravemaster620 His name is there because this Movie has his Dragonball Manga As a base. Not because he had any influence in the production of this Movie

  • @UnderCeeJ42069
    @UnderCeeJ42069 Місяць тому +2

    If you've watched Shameless, it makes this movie absolutely hilarious seeing Fiona and Jimmy/Steve

  • @TOOLAPC68
    @TOOLAPC68 5 років тому +120

    I actually forgot this movie even existed, now im actually mad realizing it was a thing.

    • @plagedh3
      @plagedh3 5 років тому +1

      I toht this was fake lol

    • @kentbarnes6380
      @kentbarnes6380 5 років тому

      Preemier same here bro

    • @4thebirds165
      @4thebirds165 5 років тому

      Ayyyy I just saw veil on the false idol tour like 2 weeks ago 😁🙌🏼

  • @khell.z05
    @khell.z05 6 років тому +214

    Neither Goku nor Chi Chi went to school. This whole movie is stupid

    • @loka7783
      @loka7783 6 років тому +3

      Which makes me wonder, why then is Chi Chi so focused on Gohan going to school? :)

    • @chumchuumm
      @chumchuumm 6 років тому +6

      Cause chichi knows that without study you well, life like Goku and Chichi who mainly get their food from their fields and their money from her father. If goku would join more tournaments on the other hand that issue would be nonexistent. Ah well, not that it is now with Satan.

    • @thesilverwolf7730
      @thesilverwolf7730 6 років тому

      Ox kinf should have been in it too...on second thought no...no more characters to fuck up.. Lol nvm

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 6 років тому +2

      This is news to me......Chi Chi never went to school...

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 6 років тому +1

      @@cypresswillow2591 she was also 10-13 mainly 10ish

  • @Allystabbyface
    @Allystabbyface 4 роки тому +687

    I love the, “ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND” part

    • @dvanguard33
      @dvanguard33 3 роки тому +1

      It’s at the end

    • @zawarudo8774
      @zawarudo8774 3 роки тому +1

      @@juliodicochea2927 20:32 also why didn’t you just watch the entire part

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 3 роки тому +1

      @@zawarudo8774 🙂🙂 I watched the entire video

    • @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506
      @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506 3 роки тому +1

      I think of Noel Miller screaming that during one of their That’s Cringe anytime I see that 😂

    • @fullforce6888
      @fullforce6888 3 роки тому +1

      @@blackhokage1744 here ya go champ you earned it 🍪

  • @loudnoises213
    @loudnoises213 7 місяців тому +1

    I have to rewatch this from time to time. I'm glad it exists. thank you.

  • @slickgokage2259
    @slickgokage2259 4 роки тому +432

    This makes gt look like a series literal GOD created

    • @sasukehickson3390
      @sasukehickson3390 3 роки тому +42

      GT was actually good! I enjoy GT! I own the series! Pan is my home girl!

    • @pablogomesoliveira2677
      @pablogomesoliveira2677 3 роки тому +23

      @@sasukehickson3390 meh , it had potential, but unfortunately it is boring

    • @bosh3945
      @bosh3945 3 роки тому +11

      @@pablogomesoliveira2677 they follow what dragon ball what it was suppose to be find dragon balls

    • @alexbotz8335
      @alexbotz8335 3 роки тому +4

      @@sasukehickson3390 yea I loved the show conceptually but unfortunately they didn't quite pull it off.

    • @justinwebber9968
      @justinwebber9968 3 роки тому +8

      It wasn't great but did have some good moments.

  • @SkulShurtugalTCG
    @SkulShurtugalTCG 10 років тому +626

    It's OVER 9000!

  • @Tryforlive.
    @Tryforlive. 8 років тому +972

    xenoverse should have a mission where you go into this universe and kick the whole casts ass

    • @Kaizoku-o_PirateKing
      @Kaizoku-o_PirateKing 8 років тому +77

      Go back in time and prevent them from making the movie..

    • @CommanderNova
      @CommanderNova 8 років тому +8

      Or better yet go back and have the original characters beat these guys up.

    • @BlazeBluetm35
      @BlazeBluetm35 8 років тому +43

      Evolution is just one of the Universes Xeno destroyed.

    • @Joker3384
      @Joker3384 8 років тому +3

      lolsroflomgbla I now think that they DID have that Scroll. Trunks and Supreme Kai of Time just consulted Shenron AND Beerus about keeping it around.
      Shenron forgot about it long ago, Beerus wanted nothing to do with it, and in the end, history couldn't give another fuck that it was lost.

    • @CommanderNova
      @CommanderNova 8 років тому

      Will 2139
      Most likely. That and it must be in another universe.

  • @DIO_Brando1801
    @DIO_Brando1801 3 роки тому +21

    Not so fun fact: Stephen Chow produced this movie. The same guy that made Kung Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer
    Let that sink in.

    • @gandomlee
      @gandomlee 3 роки тому +3

      Kungfu hustle was way better than this.

    • @Love-Sensibility
      @Love-Sensibility 3 роки тому

      Omg

    • @elevenjordan4042
      @elevenjordan4042 3 роки тому

      i don't....
      know what that is..

    • @DIO_Brando1801
      @DIO_Brando1801 3 роки тому +1

      @@elevenjordan4042 watch it, it's kung fu comedy gold and a bit iconic in Chinese pop culture

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 роки тому +1

      I watched that show almost every New Year, it was amazing

  • @FJacket
    @FJacket 5 років тому +496

    Everything wrong with DBE
    1: It’s not fREAKINg dragon ball
    2: Goku has normal hair
    3: WTF did they do to piccolo
    4: Bulma looks emo
    5: Everything else

    • @ultimatepepe8698
      @ultimatepepe8698 5 років тому +17

      Poor Piccolo, he's one of my favourite characters but here he looks awful, plus I think that the guy who did this movie never watched a single episode of dragon ball.

    • @arito26-76
      @arito26-76 5 років тому +11

      Zx Kickflame don’t u even fucking dare calling it DBE its not allowed to have a short name

    • @XxKyKiske2007xX
      @XxKyKiske2007xX 4 роки тому +1

      But Emmy is hot.

    • @Nelyak_07
      @Nelyak_07 4 роки тому +10

      Bulma's actress was the only one who cared about her character, she had to fight to get blue hair because the retarded director was retarded.

    • @puppet4978
      @puppet4978 4 роки тому +10

      This movie exists *+1 sin*
      It's live action *+1 sin*
      It's made in USA, not Japan *+1 sin*
      Krillin is not in the film *+1 sin*
      Goku is not Sean Schemmel *+1 sin*

  • @massdestruction148
    @massdestruction148 6 років тому +243

    I really just like to believe that Dragon ball evolution is just a really bad fanfiction

    • @gir3009
      @gir3009 5 років тому +3

      That's how I see Disney's Star Wars

    • @Nexis1701
      @Nexis1701 5 років тому +3

      every fan fiction is better than this.. ever heard of light of hope?

    • @QueenTardigrade
      @QueenTardigrade 5 років тому +3

      I know I love dragon ball z and super and most of the ANIMATED movies are good but this movie was just absolute garbage it is completely incorrect about the story of dragon ball except for the names of the characters and small details but the one thing I hated the most THERE WAS NO VEGETA THEY SHOWED FUCKING YAMCHA INSTEAD OF VEGETA well I guess yamcha was there before vegeta but still FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bassyxgrelle8659
      @bassyxgrelle8659 5 років тому +1

      Please, let this be true. I beg of you Shenron.
      Shenron: this movie, it is so bad, that it is out of my power.
      (I know this makes no sense)

    • @valndrisavalkina3497
      @valndrisavalkina3497 5 років тому +2

      same v_v

  • @TommyRayzer
    @TommyRayzer 7 років тому +186

    Goku's fantasies involve strawberries and not nudity. Holy Jesus I just found something Dragonball Evolution got right.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 7 років тому +2

      Son Rayzer XD

    • @dwightsimmons99
      @dwightsimmons99 6 років тому +6

      Yup

    • @like17badgers
      @like17badgers 6 років тому +11

      Yeah but they still have people in them don't they? Also Goku is a meat man, his fantasies should like Alex hallucinating in Madagascar.

    • @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega
      @ElysiaWhitemoonOmega 6 років тому +3

      what about that nude vegeta once?

    • @demodrakkaen0316
      @demodrakkaen0316 6 років тому +2

      Lol I hated the movie so much that by the time that scene happened I had already zoned out. I missed the one thing aside from the names (mostly) that they got right.

  • @Keiran1764
    @Keiran1764 Рік тому +4

    For a second I was confused as to why this movie had like a 100 less sins than a Mortal Kombat movie but then you added 9,000 with the bonus so I started feeling better

  • @wendigo90yago62
    @wendigo90yago62 4 роки тому +770

    This guy admitted to never watching dragon ball

    • @johnfranklin87
      @johnfranklin87 4 роки тому +84

      That made me so mad when i heard that! He just made it to make it, didn't put any actual effort, but then again . . Fox also messed up X-men so it was to be expected

    • @s.mothale1326
      @s.mothale1326 4 роки тому +56

      How in the world did you post a UA-cam comment 96 years ago ?

    • @s.mothale1326
      @s.mothale1326 4 роки тому +49

      Wait ......nevermind 🤦

    • @murphy1825
      @murphy1825 4 роки тому +23

      I looked at the 96 years ago in your name and I'm like
      96 years ago? 2 months ago?? Then I realized it wat ur name

    • @dredayalldayerday
      @dredayalldayerday 4 роки тому +7

      @@s.mothale1326 😂😂😂😂

  • @ipicy909
    @ipicy909 9 років тому +769

    adleast they didn't drag poor vegeta in this movie

    • @React2Quick
      @React2Quick 9 років тому +74

      +ipicy909 oh god if they brought Vegeta into this it would be an insult to him along with every other Sayian

    • @ipicy909
      @ipicy909 9 років тому +2

      React2Quick yeah

    • @leflores91
      @leflores91 9 років тому +15

      He probably would have died early in the movie. Hell; I think his character would have been humble.

    • @ipicy909
      @ipicy909 9 років тому +5

      LEF VTwo they would have made him bullie

    • @roundeyetv8012
      @roundeyetv8012 9 років тому +3

      +ipicy909 u do realize they r making another one and it has vegeta right?

  • @carlosrazo112
    @carlosrazo112 5 років тому +447

    5 years later...
    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    UA-cam: we should recommend this now

  • @Omega_1998_
    @Omega_1998_ 3 роки тому +7

    17:24 The Things That Pissed Off The Fans of Dragon Ball Bonus Round
    IT'S OVER 9,000!

  • @OOF-jm6fm
    @OOF-jm6fm 4 роки тому +452

    This movie is the reason why Beerus would destroy Earth

    • @emldV2
      @emldV2 4 роки тому +19

      The only thing stopping him is something that's actually good on earth...food. That and Goku and Vegeta's potential but mainly food.

    • @jjabbott7249
      @jjabbott7249 4 роки тому +19

      Hell, Piccolo would probably destroy the world if he saw this shit.

    • @ZoniferConundrum
      @ZoniferConundrum 4 роки тому +11

      And frieza would be laughing his ass off if he saw this movie

    • @ZoniferConundrum
      @ZoniferConundrum 4 роки тому +8

      @@jjabbott7249 Vegeta would do that too

  • @mattduff1364
    @mattduff1364 8 років тому +350

    Even people who are ignorant in terms of DB, DBZ, DBGT and DBS don't like this movie, that's sad, It is Literally Impossible to like this movie it's such a disgrace and a mockery to not only the source material, the anime and the real fans but also to making a film, like HOLY SHIT this movie may actually be The Worst thing ever created in Hollywood history

    • @KennethEspericueta340
      @KennethEspericueta340 8 років тому +6

      i preferr it over that piece of trash The Last Airbender

    • @jerrygodeep4787
      @jerrygodeep4787 8 років тому +20

      no way they are both trash but i would rather watch the last airbender

    • @jay123q9
      @jay123q9 8 років тому

      Matt Duffy

    • @troybrainard5494
      @troybrainard5494 7 років тому +1

      Your right ya know this thing can't be killed inless we BLOW EVERY COPY TO SHREDS!

    • @topscroter831
      @topscroter831 7 років тому +1

      AYYYYYYYY WE HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME

  • @imjuszay1470
    @imjuszay1470 7 років тому +237

    1000 sins for no krillin

    • @aoki-san8338
      @aoki-san8338 7 років тому

      He is dead, man.

    •  7 років тому +1

      oh yeah, rumor had it that whatshisname, who played "mini-me", was asked to play Krillin...

    • @strangerjones5576
      @strangerjones5576 7 років тому

      Dude, at least Krillin was one of the characters from the anime that this movie didn't completely ruin.

  • @rmnhn
    @rmnhn 2 роки тому +3

    The technical difficulties on the video were unfortunate, but nonetheless, how nice of CS to acquiesce the wishes of the DB fandom.