Casually Explained: First Date Mistakes

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  • @UtkarshKaushik
    @UtkarshKaushik 2 роки тому +21244

    “Don't play hard to get, if you're already hard to want.”

  • @Nosikas
    @Nosikas 2 роки тому +8070

    “She asks you on a date, is she into you?”
    Still can’t tell

    • @silverhetch3383
      @silverhetch3383 2 роки тому +326

      she's just being nice man

    • @pedrohdalla
      @pedrohdalla 2 роки тому +171

      if you have doubts about it, it means she wasn't clear about her intentions, so just assume that is a NO
      You'll thank me later for the absurd amount of embarrassment and time saved

    • @dylantellez2496
      @dylantellez2496 2 роки тому +6

      prob no

    • @Jacksiloution
      @Jacksiloution 2 роки тому +69

      @@silverhetch3383 yeah I would say no, unless it's about building the lego city then yes it is into you

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 2 роки тому

      True

  • @joshuabrannon4191
    @joshuabrannon4191 2 роки тому +7057

    “You have a nice face on your head.”
    Holy sh*t, I’m stealing this.

    • @rembrandt972ify
      @rembrandt972ify 2 роки тому +246

      It's not as good as, "Please be nice to me, I've had a rough week. You see, my wife just died and left me $3 million."

    • @jakubslavik5595
      @jakubslavik5595 2 роки тому +115

      Me trying to say this line: You have a nice face on your face...

    • @Mamonar
      @Mamonar 2 роки тому +78

      Mount & Blade players: "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!"

    • @longebane
      @longebane 2 роки тому +36

      This is one of those things that sound vaguely interesting when you read it, and falls totally flat in real life

    • @jayer.
      @jayer. 2 роки тому +12

      Thanks, I got it from my parents

  • @UnwovenSleeve
    @UnwovenSleeve 2 роки тому +5190

    “If you’re neither, like honestly, cheers”
    I’ll drink to that

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 роки тому +15483

    can't make a mistake if you never go on a date

    • @Iby_
      @Iby_ 2 роки тому +487

      Username checks out

    • @jd43
      @jd43 2 роки тому +56

      why are you everywhere i go on yt ive seen you like 3 times today lol

    • @Alkaloid-Odin
      @Alkaloid-Odin 2 роки тому +70

      I follow this philosophy

    • @VeloAufNull
      @VeloAufNull 2 роки тому +14

      Bruh I feel that

    • @Respectable_Username
      @Respectable_Username 2 роки тому +6

      How are you in _every_ comments section?!

  • @Virsu
    @Virsu 2 роки тому +16590

    The actual joke is thinking casually explained viewers go on dates

    • @nemdawg6342
      @nemdawg6342 2 роки тому +51

      Monster facts

    • @chrollo0427
      @chrollo0427 2 роки тому +273

      yea we are all married

    • @late8641
      @late8641 2 роки тому +318

      @be happy Please keep your personal delusions to yourself, thanks.

    • @taralamalam1321
      @taralamalam1321 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html......

    • @Exist64
      @Exist64 2 роки тому +7

      I have been on at least two this year!

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 2 роки тому +2301

    "Hit her with your pyramid scheme" That's brilliant

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 2 роки тому +11

      I lived that to

    • @HuuSeeMore
      @HuuSeeMore Рік тому +1

      What does it mean in this context ?

    • @Deadgus21
      @Deadgus21 Рік тому +5

      Its like, yeah i am trading stocks by myself. If you want you can give me some funds. (Buys cr@ck)

    • @randomslav4721
      @randomslav4721 7 місяців тому

      oh so the tax evasion is not a valid topic? damn man

    • @lifdrazor
      @lifdrazor 6 місяців тому

      Amway? Lol

  • @strenngth2024
    @strenngth2024 2 роки тому +2252

    “Allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her at bullet chess” Has got to be the best quote ever

    • @KatsaWazowski
      @KatsaWazowski 2 роки тому +45

      Basically exactly what happened in The Queen's Gambit.

    • @tuipaopao
      @tuipaopao 2 роки тому +24

      r/anarchychess moment

    • @tonyh1345
      @tonyh1345 2 роки тому +6

      I’d destroy my ex at bullet chess, this quote hits home for me

    • @moorerecords1022
      @moorerecords1022 Рік тому +1

      Anyone down for a game? Lol

    • @edefedd3121
      @edefedd3121 4 місяці тому

      @@moorerecords1022yes

  • @pat9353
    @pat9353 2 роки тому +9124

    When your Canadian but still pretend the drinking age is 21 to appeal to American audiences:

    • @uriargaman7241
      @uriargaman7241 2 роки тому +35

      Doesn't he live in the US?

    • @eliasmsv3156
      @eliasmsv3156 2 роки тому +330

      @@uriargaman7241 nope

    • @itsnachikethahere
      @itsnachikethahere 2 роки тому +135

      @@uriargaman7241 he's Canadian, I'm pretty sure.

    • @meesvandewalle6463
      @meesvandewalle6463 2 роки тому +412

      @@itsnachikethahere He's from Australia but living in Canada

    • @remains10
      @remains10 2 роки тому +118

      I mean there is a high chance most of his audience is American just by the population standpoint…

  • @johnnywaffles2482
    @johnnywaffles2482 2 роки тому +7209

    Him: “that’s a nice face on your head”
    Her: *blushes*

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 2 роки тому +444

      "thanks, i picked a particularly pretty skin this time"

    • @samhansen9771
      @samhansen9771 2 роки тому +88

      Him: ewww! Why is it changing? Go back, go back!

    • @mamamuda9127
      @mamamuda9127 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/O_RFRzElNHw/v-deo.html

    • @jogandsp
      @jogandsp 2 роки тому +30

      Zap Brannigan: Helllooooo from the neck down
      Female fry: *giggles flirtatiously*

    • @PearlPredator
      @PearlPredator 2 роки тому +27

      @@samhansen9771 as a Martian I am quite offended by your comment and will now cancel your life subscription. Please wait a moment...

  • @electrikal_shok588
    @electrikal_shok588 2 роки тому +2965

    My brain: "Say you have beautiful hair and eyes"
    Me: You have beautiful hairy eyes

    • @soumyachandrakar8697
      @soumyachandrakar8697 2 роки тому +11

      😂😂

    • @JJs_playground
      @JJs_playground 2 роки тому +27

      Lmfao.. this actually made me laugh out loud

    • @_Alex_Zer0_
      @_Alex_Zer0_ 2 роки тому +15

      Whoa, Spanish? Classy.

    • @gwho
      @gwho 2 роки тому +29

      To be fair, they DO try to make them hairier

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo Рік тому +14

      with eyelashes being a thing, you're not wrong

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +6333

    "There are a lot of questions I found on Reddit for people who've never gone on a date before"
    I mean you found the questions on *Reddit*

    • @pinkocean310
      @pinkocean310 2 роки тому +76

      Honestly those subreddits are like userbenchmark, just jokes

    • @straizobrando8334
      @straizobrando8334 2 роки тому +124

      you should already know that if you are a Redditor AND a Discord Mod girls will fall in love with you in no time!

    • @joseph2ne
      @joseph2ne 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 2 роки тому +57

      I've had two successful Reddit dates in the past month, somehow...Weird thing. One of them turned out to be a satanist, though.

    • @blim1370
      @blim1370 2 роки тому +13

      lmao yeah u talking while u commenting 24/7. sounds like you get loads of girls kid

  • @winnablepeach135
    @winnablepeach135 2 роки тому +1895

    I'm convinced he only uploads when he needs some quick cash

    • @StiekemeHenk
      @StiekemeHenk 2 роки тому +68

      But also has the ideas

    • @zachbt
      @zachbt 2 роки тому +99

      got to respect it

    • @LordMagnuss
      @LordMagnuss 2 роки тому +25

      Absolutely lol
      Good for him

    • @jeddtam9085
      @jeddtam9085 2 роки тому +4

      every ~two weeks

    • @thiccityd9773
      @thiccityd9773 2 роки тому +17

      Quick? He said these take like 40 hours

  • @jared305
    @jared305 2 роки тому +15269

    Casually Explained is like an uncle that lives out of state: You barely ever see him, he turns up at random times, and he only stays for a few minutes.

    • @alimroweh1
      @alimroweh1 2 роки тому +528

      And asks for money

    • @RandomHandleLol1738
      @RandomHandleLol1738 2 роки тому +140

      Holy shit I just realized I have 2 uncles exactly like that

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 2 роки тому +340

      But gives good advice and he's funny. And drunk.

    • @TheVanillaQueen
      @TheVanillaQueen 2 роки тому +81

      Honestly I'm probably gonna end up being that uncle.

    • @ghgyuyu2962
      @ghgyuyu2962 2 роки тому +44

      And also touc-
      *wait wrong video*

  • @wenm6735
    @wenm6735 2 роки тому +1761

    Unironically, the “being vague about the fact that this is a date” hits close to home. Ouch.

    • @tobortwo3697
      @tobortwo3697 2 роки тому +24

      Unfortunately same

    • @BrEAcHxROWDY
      @BrEAcHxROWDY 2 роки тому +20

      Happens to the best of us

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster 2 роки тому +35

      Yeah... I'm enlightened now.
      And I wondered why I was such a failure with girls
      Well, that's far from being the only thing I did wrong, but still

    • @stzu07rel
      @stzu07rel 2 роки тому +9

      The real question was how large was the bill and did you still pick it up because you were too embarrassed to think properly and go Dutch, like I did 😎😬

    • @andreei2556
      @andreei2556 2 роки тому

      Guess what, same :/

  • @kappalucky
    @kappalucky 2 роки тому +441

    "The question isn't whether you had sex, it's whether you held hands"...That speaks volumes for something so minute

    • @thewinner4319
      @thewinner4319 2 роки тому +2

      True XD

    • @TheHellogs4444
      @TheHellogs4444 2 роки тому +3

      It’s also strange because holding hands feels like nothing if your don’t feel an emotional connection. Sex is far more biological

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 Рік тому +1

      Can someone explain

    • @jclyntoledo
      @jclyntoledo 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@TheHellogs4444Yeah but sex can mean a lot of things to ppl qnd not just sexual intercourse. Also desperate thirsty ppl hookup all the time so it doesn't actually mean you're dating or that they even like you. Whereas if someone holds your hand in public they probably like you and want to see you again.

    • @sinistarz0253
      @sinistarz0253 4 місяці тому

      People nowadays just have sex for pleasure or with any stranger to suppress their desires. The actual meaning behind the act is really rare to experience and find nowadays.

  • @tommasomaruffi1306
    @tommasomaruffi1306 2 роки тому +856

    _"We're hitting relatability levels that shouldn't be possible"_

    • @taralamalam1321
      @taralamalam1321 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html.

    • @flaviocatarino4328
      @flaviocatarino4328 2 роки тому +2

      Right? How did he know I got kidnapped by a Cartel?

    • @mamamuda9127
      @mamamuda9127 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O_RFRzElNHw/v-deo.html

  • @jakobb.6868
    @jakobb.6868 2 роки тому +6946

    I like how you can break most of his advices down to: "Go drink more."

    • @taralamlam1773
      @taralamlam1773 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html....

    • @themk4982
      @themk4982 2 роки тому +90

      It’s happening more and more with time. He’s growing wiser.

    • @surwo7990
      @surwo7990 2 роки тому +9

      @@themk4982 now yuo see…..

    • @favio6705
      @favio6705 2 роки тому +3

      That's how it be

    • @ktgame2640
      @ktgame2640 2 роки тому +1

      Advices*

  • @stalker5299
    @stalker5299 2 роки тому +463

    "where should i go if i'm not 21"
    laughs in european alcoholic at 16

    • @derfzgrld
      @derfzgrld 2 роки тому +23

      That depends on where you live.
      In some places its far earlier.

    • @Gabifuertes
      @Gabifuertes 2 роки тому +30

      laughs in illegal drinking

    • @beaucaspar3990
      @beaucaspar3990 2 роки тому

      Ye, you can drink at 16 in the UK.

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag 2 роки тому +3

      *laughs in baby alcoholic*

    • @saulidrobo5132
      @saulidrobo5132 2 роки тому +14

      Laughts in getting alcohol in Latin America because the seller couldn't care less about age

  • @jamesslade2123
    @jamesslade2123 2 роки тому +222

    she asks you on a date, everything goes well
    you keep seeing each other for a while and get together
    you ask her to marry you, and she accepts
    you get married, the wedding is great
    you have a long happy marriage
    on your deathbed you wonder:
    "Was she into me?"
    "Can't tell, could be just Canadian."

  • @joshuapotter6778
    @joshuapotter6778 2 роки тому +488

    HE SHOWED MORE EMOTION HES EVOLVING

  • @TacTixHD
    @TacTixHD 2 роки тому +6947

    Twitch line was gold

    • @jayson7136
      @jayson7136 2 роки тому +10

      Whoa tactix in the casually explained comments section

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 2 роки тому +12

      Twitch featured that line on their private channel:
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @vspshadowgamer4127
      @vspshadowgamer4127 2 роки тому +9

      everything was gold this mans a legend

    • @mamamuda9127
      @mamamuda9127 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O_RFRzElNHw/v-deo.html

    • @dannynichols4488
      @dannynichols4488 2 роки тому +5

      It's not what he said, it's how he said it.

  • @jeromegaces6184
    @jeromegaces6184 2 роки тому +1543

    Casually Explained: "A lot of guys think that girls are attracted to men that have a lot of money. this is false"
    Me: "Oh okay so it doesnt matter if im poo-"
    Casually Explained: "Girls like cool men...with a lot of money"

    • @_eurocat_
      @_eurocat_ 2 роки тому +52

      if you don't have money print some

    • @_eurocat_
      @_eurocat_ 2 роки тому +123

      @@youtubeandtwitchclips Then it's not a girl, it's an agent sent by the Federal Reserve

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag 2 роки тому +13

      i like cool guys with a lot of monopoly money UwU

    • @nbaquandale2
      @nbaquandale2 2 роки тому +8

      @@2-d_in_a_bag "UwU" pfft cringe

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag 2 роки тому +7

      @@nbaquandale2 there's nothing wrong with that though

  • @marredcheese
    @marredcheese 2 роки тому +713

    "What's your idea of a perfect date?"
    "YYYY-MM-DD"

    • @Oscar1618033
      @Oscar1618033 2 роки тому +15

      This needs to be the n1 comment.

    • @aarushimalik5244
      @aarushimalik5244 2 роки тому +168

      Nah man DD-MM-YYYY is the only way

    • @thamadflava
      @thamadflava 2 роки тому +54

      I'd say DD-MMM-YYYY

    • @aarushimalik5244
      @aarushimalik5244 2 роки тому +36

      @@thamadflava what kinda month has 3 digits

    • @thamadflava
      @thamadflava 2 роки тому +36

      @@aarushimalik5244 try it in MS Excel; it'll display dates as e.g. 02-Jul-2021.

  • @shawneeg214
    @shawneeg214 2 роки тому +670

    Looks like someone’s paying for the date this week!

    • @alifizharulhaq3370
      @alifizharulhaq3370 2 роки тому +27

      He got that expressvpn money

    • @lc7761
      @lc7761 2 роки тому +3

      To do that he needs to secure another first date 😉

    • @gaelmarquez4635
      @gaelmarquez4635 2 роки тому

      If someone had a date…

    • @mostwantedinAlbania
      @mostwantedinAlbania 2 роки тому

      @@gaelmarquez4635 tbh with that humor I am surprised how he doesn't get all the hoes

  • @GenerationWest
    @GenerationWest 2 роки тому +12647

    (Date is a success)
    "Are these roofies?"
    "They weren't meant for you, they were meant for me if this date sucked... Okay now when I say it out loud..."

    • @marten3675
      @marten3675 2 роки тому +204

      LOL

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +71

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet UA-camr. Thanks for being a fan, dear gw

    • @bakkup974
      @bakkup974 2 роки тому +26

      burh

    • @Mo-fh3ob
      @Mo-fh3ob 2 роки тому +12

      Well thanks for ruining the jokes

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 2 роки тому +9

      @@AxxLAfriku OMG DADDY AxxL 😍😍

  • @CapAnson12345
    @CapAnson12345 2 роки тому +115

    I hate "first dates" I'd like to skip to the 32nd date when we're pretty comfortable with each other already.

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag 2 роки тому +9

      dating someone you were initially friends with would be ideal ^^

    • @rspy24
      @rspy24 2 роки тому +1

      lately i dont give a f*ck anymore and i go to first dates and talk to the girl like she is my GF for months already.. I'm 100% honest and confortable with her. yep, It doesnt necessarily work all the time haha They do like the "cool and comfortable" guy side, what the don't like is the "honesty", and no, i'm not rude or anything, im just not hiding anything, 100% open, and i think they are afraid of that hahaha

    • @BL-xz3ym
      @BL-xz3ym 2 роки тому +20

      @@rspy24 If girls are getting afraid of you because you’re being too open maybe you should reign it in a little bit and realize that there’s such a thing as oversharing with somebody you just met? Honesty is great and there’s very few things you can’t talk about but maybe if you’re making multiple people uncomfortable you should evaluate why and how to fix that rather than just brushing it off? Some heavier topics are just things you don’t really talk about on a lighthearted, fun first date where you’re supposed to be enjoying your time not being sad.

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 2 роки тому +1

      First dates really are the worst

    • @cond.oriano3264
      @cond.oriano3264 Рік тому

      @@happyfacefries well imo they’re ok, it’s worse when you have the 13th date and she’s suddenly like „I don’t think this is working“ lol

  • @sboom6841
    @sboom6841 2 роки тому +69

    "allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her in bullet chess"
    I see, a man of culture!😂

  • @dogsact
    @dogsact 2 роки тому +679

    "Hit her with your pyramid scheme", perfect lol

    • @taralamlam1825
      @taralamlam1825 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html.

    • @Andresmente
      @Andresmente 2 роки тому +14

      "So i'm into this new business, totally legit, where you sell uhmm... something. But the real deal is just having to bring people in, so we all win. Just have to invest all your savings 😎"

    • @voided_sun
      @voided_sun 2 роки тому +3

      @@Andresmente "They sell this super high quality X, but its kinda expensive, but if you use my referral code..."

  • @-.TS.-
    @-.TS.- 2 роки тому +1039

    This is where I get all of my sound dating advice. I am still single after following this channel for over 5 years, but making great progress.

    • @JoshuaMarcWilliams
      @JoshuaMarcWilliams 2 роки тому +62

      I'm pretty sure the best bet is to just keep your wits about you, and continue to look for signs.

    • @Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      @Flying_Spaghetti_Monster 2 роки тому +40

      You shure she isn't just Canadian and being polite?

    • @astridediva
      @astridediva Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @benjaminjones8782
      @benjaminjones8782 Рік тому

      Reducir lo posible that i can&9 do the thing that you said to me on the day that yester

  • @seattlegrrlie
    @seattlegrrlie 8 місяців тому +9

    Dear men... "hey yeah I like eat food n stuff so you wanna like eat food together sometime" is not how to ask a woman to dinner

  • @DarkDemon259
    @DarkDemon259 2 роки тому +771

    "You've been married for 20 years, you have 3 kids together, a family dog named Butterscotch and you're expecting your first grandchild in 3 months"
    "Is she into you?"
    Well, you can't ever be too sure. Maybe she lost a dare where she had to marry some unattractive guy for 20 years and is planning to hit you with divorce papers on your anniversary after she has sex with your best friend since high-school. I'd say feel it out a bit more and look for some more obvious signs.

  • @gregbagel791
    @gregbagel791 2 роки тому +3203

    Actual facts: tell her it's a date. I cant tell you how much when I explicitly mention it's a date girls have told me how happy they were I was upfront about it.

    • @lukasmuller1274
      @lukasmuller1274 2 роки тому +349

      i tried that once but all i got from her was an "ew"

    • @BrEAcHxROWDY
      @BrEAcHxROWDY 2 роки тому +639

      @@lukasmuller1274 not everyone will like you and no matter how hard you try you wont always be able to change that.

    • @MrKiall1982
      @MrKiall1982 2 роки тому +162

      Yeah, I think once you get past 25 the entire concept of, 'hey, we're just two people of the opposite sex meeting up for the first time to have drinks' pretty much dies a death. It's been a long time since I dated, but since my mid-20's, maybe even younger, there's never been any need for clarification.

    • @gregbagel791
      @gregbagel791 2 роки тому +15

      @@MrKiall1982 Im 22

    • @spiritlevelstudios
      @spiritlevelstudios 2 роки тому +115

      "Date" is just a code word for girls getting free attention and validation from boys while wasting their time and money.

  • @KindaRandomDude
    @KindaRandomDude 2 роки тому +569

    When the world needed him most, he returned.

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 2 роки тому +4

      When the world needed this form of comments the least, they won't stop showing up everywhere.

    • @shoberino3898
      @shoberino3898 2 роки тому +2

      how did i know this would be the first thing i see in the comments...

    • @alexhoughton3305
      @alexhoughton3305 2 роки тому

      @@shoberino3898 because creativity is dead and the internet killed it

    • @Mgames_xd
      @Mgames_xd 2 роки тому

      ​@re mi Some say Sam O' Nella is still plowing through his storyline to his first date

  • @johnmyster
    @johnmyster 2 роки тому +49

    I love the mix of comedy and actually useful information. The "storyline" idea is really good and not something Ive heard before

  • @ObitoSigma
    @ObitoSigma 2 роки тому +282

    I actually find getting a first date pretty easy. Here are my steps.
    1) Move to a medium or large city and swipe right on everyone.
    2) For the few matches you get, message with a compliment of their photo or bio that is not about how attractive they are.
    3) Then immediately message a place and time for a first date. If they can't make it, they'll at least be willing to help reschedule to a time they're more available. If you try sparking a conversation, most people see that as a turn-off. And even if you do spark a conversation, you need to end it with a date scheduled or else they'll also lose interest.
    4) I haven't gotten this far yet sorry.

    • @altrag
      @altrag 2 роки тому +56

      > 2) For the few matches you get,
      You must have missed a few steps.

    • @phantomlordmxvi
      @phantomlordmxvi 2 роки тому +4

      @@altrag
      You have to follow the rules

    • @altrag
      @altrag 2 роки тому +8

      @@phantomlordmxvi #1 complete. #2 instructions not clear.

    • @phantomlordmxvi
      @phantomlordmxvi 2 роки тому +7

      @@altrag not the rules above. THE rules

    • @DreamCatcher201
      @DreamCatcher201 2 роки тому +49

      3.) is too fast. You have to talk to the other person a bit, at least exchange some texts… it’s not IMMEDIATELY TIME AND PLACE, that’s creepy as hell.

  • @Will-oj3un
    @Will-oj3un 2 роки тому +914

    >First dating mistakes
    Learn your demographic man. We don’t go on dates.

    • @tjbarke6086
      @tjbarke6086 2 роки тому +52

      Yeah, but sometimes we're "aspirational".

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 2 роки тому +29

      Casually Explained is speculative fiction.

    • @LegoEddy
      @LegoEddy 2 роки тому +13

      When I open my analytics page it literally says 99% male viewers, so yeah... Time to become gay I suppose.

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 2 роки тому +10

      We're here to accumulate knowledge, not use it. He's fine.

    • @NicolasMendoula
      @NicolasMendoula 2 роки тому +1

      @@LegoEddy hey, gays can be picky too, you know.

  • @Chrischi4598
    @Chrischi4598 2 роки тому +402

    When do we get a Casually Explained Onlyfans

    • @cataryad661
      @cataryad661 2 роки тому +30

      I mean, he and all the characters basically walk around naked anyway… I’ve seen him put clothes on the character’s bodies before, so it’s not like you can absolutely be sure that the stick figures are wearing clothes…

    • @FireJach
      @FireJach 2 роки тому +3

      OnlyFans works like this:
      here is a man who is alone or has a gf but he is not satysfied.
      He feels he is important if an OF girl adresses message to him.
      He pays more money to make himself better and of course he is excited to watch more expensive videos.
      Onlyfans is like mystery boxes where you can find fake love
      ..and women can become rich just like that

  • @julianbenabides5974
    @julianbenabides5974 2 роки тому +26

    1:50 is so on point that I literally lol'd.
    In 2021, holding hands does feel way more emotionally meaningful than having sex.

  • @c_42
    @c_42 Рік тому +115

    I went on my first date and I still can't believe it! Nothing happened between us, thought: no kisses or holding hands, because I'm socially awkward af. But she texted me saying she wants to keep going out, so... hooray! There might be hope even for the most pathetic and awkward ones between us, boys! (that's me, I'm most pathetic an awkward one)

    • @c_42
      @c_42 Рік тому +51

      Update: she talked to me for a few days and then suddenly ghosted me. I feel horrible. Maybe there is not a lot of hope after all. :'(

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Рік тому +45

      @@c_42 Stay strong, king! Take the experience and keep your head up.
      o7

    • @c_42
      @c_42 Рік тому +19

      @@dwarow2508 thank you, friend. It's hard but I'll try my best. :)

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Рік тому +10

      @@c_42 You got this, dw.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Рік тому +5

      Hang in there, man 🤗

  • @sonam9881
    @sonam9881 2 роки тому +394

    "Now I'm not expert on dating, so you can trust I know what I'm talking about" is such an underrated line I swear

  • @callummcmullan5970
    @callummcmullan5970 2 роки тому +151

    "Getting a date in this day and age is pretty straight forward"
    Confusion intensify's

    • @taralamlam1773
      @taralamlam1773 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html...

    • @mamamuda9127
      @mamamuda9127 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O_RFRzElNHw/v-deo.html

  • @kushalchanti1161
    @kushalchanti1161 2 роки тому +5

    BROOOO this actually has some real advice!! Every video I have seen only tells me talk about interesting things, yours is the first to actually categorically say what a person not good at talking should do!! thanks man.

  • @manya6058
    @manya6058 2 роки тому +17

    This is the most expressive casually explained has even been

  • @Arnoldismouldy
    @Arnoldismouldy 2 роки тому +509

    When will u make a “complicatedly explained” channel

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai 2 роки тому +29

      Did you mean "Stressfully Explained"?

    • @yieschu
      @yieschu 2 роки тому +3

      Ranked explained

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 роки тому +9

      Competitively explained

    • @Colopty
      @Colopty 2 роки тому

      A competitive explanation channel would be fun. Get guests who try to give the best explanation of some topic.

    • @dotty7789
      @dotty7789 2 роки тому

      Convoluted solutions, complex methods, or maybe hardly explained

  • @AttackingTucans
    @AttackingTucans 2 роки тому +1503

    funniest channel on youtube

    • @itay6699
      @itay6699 2 роки тому +9

      How do i verified channel not have 10 trillion likes on a comment, IMPOSSIBLE.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 2 роки тому +7

      Your profile picture really has that 2010 Disney channel vibe

    • @shxhebx2039
      @shxhebx2039 2 роки тому +2

      How skyward sword going

    • @theyoi447
      @theyoi447 2 роки тому

      And one of the worst upload schedules on UA-cam

    • @deleted_handle
      @deleted_handle 2 роки тому

      What about in youtube?

  • @PhilipZeplinDK
    @PhilipZeplinDK 2 роки тому +60

    Honestly, Twitch has gotten weirder than any porn site at this point.

  • @ratedpending
    @ratedpending 2 роки тому +17

    0:05 I'm just doing this to say hi to the people trying the timed beta

  • @asaspades.
    @asaspades. 2 роки тому +141

    "she says she's into you"
    is she into you?
    can't tell ngl

    • @Idk-do1ui
      @Idk-do1ui 2 роки тому +4

      @be happy Sending a good message gets completely negated when you use other people to freely advertise that message online

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 2 роки тому

      @@Idk-do1ui what was that link about?

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 2 роки тому +1

      Because no one ever lies whenever they pretend to be into you

    • @Idk-do1ui
      @Idk-do1ui 2 роки тому +2

      @@janbernad4729 Some kind of religious message. Or maybe not. I’m not 100% sure what it is.

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 2 роки тому +2

      @@Idk-do1ui holy shit, theyre spamming it through the whole comment section

  • @passwordispassword1585
    @passwordispassword1585 2 роки тому +235

    That roofie part was the most slides I’ve seen you go through in 5 seconds ever. It almost made the fact this took 3 months worth it.

    • @taralamalam1321
      @taralamalam1321 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html......

    • @gameparade4527
      @gameparade4527 2 роки тому

      @@taralamalam1321 why

    • @selenophile5256
      @selenophile5256 Рік тому

      Weird thing is getting roofied would actually be something that girls expect and are careful against at first dates and not wearing rohyphrnol detecting nailpolish is seen as "mistake"

  • @happygolucky9004
    @happygolucky9004 Рік тому +24

    The advice for going on a hike is great if you know the person you are going out with. Otherwise if it's someone from an app I would wait a few dates before suggesting it. As a woman, having someone I've never met in person ask me to go out with them alone in the woods is 😳

    • @katattack907
      @katattack907 Рік тому +1

      Agreed-I love hiking but I'm not going to go into the woods alone with someone unless I already know them!

  • @majimoo
    @majimoo 2 роки тому +54

    All this time I could have prevented my night time cringe sessions with just a pill?

  • @TheVanillaQueen
    @TheVanillaQueen 2 роки тому +81

    "If you're more charismatic get into more social circles"
    Is this the next casually explained

    • @taralamlam1773
      @taralamlam1773 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html....

  • @DiiceForeveroO
    @DiiceForeveroO 2 роки тому +231

    At what point in the first date should I pull out my yu-gi-oh cards?

    • @taralamalam1321
      @taralamalam1321 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html......

    • @Mewcaloid
      @Mewcaloid 2 роки тому +20

      Immediately because I’d be curious to see

    • @greyazazel5810
      @greyazazel5810 2 роки тому +36

      Before you even sit down, you hand them to her and it will weigh her down so much she can't leave.

    • @gabedarrett1301
      @gabedarrett1301 2 роки тому +20

      More importantly, when do I whip out my beyblades?

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 2 роки тому +5

      They should be in your profile pic, if using an app

  • @sawneedles
    @sawneedles 2 роки тому +19

    Holy shit, he's such a good instructor. The steps worked like a chram! To think all this time i could have been watching south park with my vpn

  • @s4dg
    @s4dg 2 роки тому +20

    "holding a foot Chinook Salmon" I have caught 1 (ONE) chinook, and it was about 18 inches, and that is considered fairly small for a king salmon, and this was on lake michigan where salmon are quite a bit smaller than pacific salmon.

    • @warrensteel9954
      @warrensteel9954 2 роки тому +1

      I hear posting a picture of the plate of cooked salmon is more effective.

    • @s4dg
      @s4dg 2 роки тому

      @@warrensteel9954 agree, especially if you’re a good cook or know someone that will cook it for you. If it’s a trophy fish I would say then you could post it uncooked

  • @TrueMedallion
    @TrueMedallion 2 роки тому +1311

    "It was the perfect date ever!"
    -said no UA-cam viewer ever

  • @capnmilkman
    @capnmilkman 2 роки тому +94

    My god, he's returned.

  • @Moffics
    @Moffics 2 роки тому +4

    Never actually expected this to have some legitimately good advice

  • @zooouf_isa_potato5105
    @zooouf_isa_potato5105 9 місяців тому +2

    “Okay, now here’s Wonderwall” the magic worlds

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 2 роки тому +545

    "Get into social circles"
    Lockdown: No, you stay home. For a year. Or two.

    • @wayneamelie278
      @wayneamelie278 2 роки тому +27

      This might just age badly. 4 years, take it or leave it.

    • @mamamuda9127
      @mamamuda9127 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O_RFRzElNHw/v-deo.html

    • @northstar8818
      @northstar8818 2 роки тому +11

      @@wayneamelie278 "Best I can do is 6 years"

    • @The_Engie
      @The_Engie 2 роки тому +8

      Move to a better state

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 2 роки тому +4

      @@The_Engie I'm not American

  • @mixhalzx
    @mixhalzx 2 роки тому +228

    "Our date with each other today has been sponsored by NordVPN"
    He just had a date with all of us

    • @TheNicog1
      @TheNicog1 2 роки тому +1

      What's with the ad pushing so many illegal activities.

    • @ingratus8160
      @ingratus8160 2 роки тому

      I think it was ExpressVPN, but you probably watched the video from Incognito Mode too.
      Edit: Nvmnd. You posted this 2 days ago and Incognito Mode was yesterday. ups

    • @Larss86
      @Larss86 2 роки тому +8

      Damn, this man just went on a date with a million viewers without us even knowing. We’re getting dating advice from the right person

  • @marekberan3274
    @marekberan3274 2 роки тому +5

    This is actually helping
    Travel stories > hobbies > movies and music > hit her with your pyramid scheme

  • @n3mulko131
    @n3mulko131 2 роки тому +2

    i hope there will be more podcasts on jamie's channel
    really love that kind of humor and interesting talk

  • @jacksontrust6035
    @jacksontrust6035 2 роки тому +451

    "allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her at bullet chess"
    Hits way too close...
    Good thing my girl refuses to play chess with me so I'm forced to do other things.

    • @lucar6897
      @lucar6897 2 роки тому +9

      Like play go?

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 2 роки тому +23

      Like compliment women on their beautiful eyes on the hub?

    • @theredwisper6484
      @theredwisper6484 2 роки тому +7

      i feel you hahah tho I recently descovered she's unbeatable at checkers

    • @jacksontrust6035
      @jacksontrust6035 2 роки тому +4

      @@theredwisper6484 yeah same, i'm lost there

    • @CasperA
      @CasperA 2 роки тому +14

      That line really got me. Destroying people at bullet chess is an endlessly enjoyable pastime

  • @Floridablaze97
    @Floridablaze97 2 роки тому +407

    For men: "The richer you are, the uglier you can afford to be."

    • @hetrix7897
      @hetrix7897 2 роки тому +44

      Dear person,
      Never gonna give you up,
      Never gonna let you down,
      Never gonna run around and desert you,
      Never gonna make you cry,
      Never gonna say goodbye,
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

    • @ClassicDannyboy
      @ClassicDannyboy 2 роки тому +20

      @@hetrix7897 this hurt me. you let me down dude

    • @hetrix7897
      @hetrix7897 2 роки тому +19

      @@ClassicDannyboy sorry but
      NEVER GONNA GOVE YOU UP
      NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
      NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

    • @penapvp2230
      @penapvp2230 2 роки тому +2

      @@ClassicDannyboy just know he’s not a stranger to love

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 2 роки тому

      I feel like this applies to everyone

  • @ShanerTheGrey
    @ShanerTheGrey 2 роки тому +111

    You can hear this guy growing up over the years. His voice is almost manly now.

    • @The_-_-
      @The_-_- 2 роки тому +11

      Damn dat profile pic tho

    • @Hep7agonal
      @Hep7agonal 2 роки тому

      **send link**

    • @goifur
      @goifur 2 роки тому

      Oof

  • @elianamcintosh3646
    @elianamcintosh3646 2 роки тому

    Why does this feel like the most genuine video of his I've seen yet

  • @melissylum4106
    @melissylum4106 2 роки тому +138

    If more people would just roofie themselves to get out of spiraling...

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 2 роки тому

      I'm in love with you

    • @taralamlam1773
      @taralamlam1773 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html..

    • @taralamlam1773
      @taralamlam1773 2 роки тому

      @@donkeyhobo34 ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html..

    • @notsojharedtroll23
      @notsojharedtroll23 2 роки тому +8

      @@donkeyhobo34 🅱️
      R
      U
      H

    • @j.c.1452
      @j.c.1452 2 роки тому +1

      @@donkeyhobo34 down galatically

  • @ETBrooD
    @ETBrooD 2 роки тому +110

    It's easy to get a date, just tell her about all the dates you've had lately... which is of course none in the past ten years, and boom! She'll date you out of sheer pity. Congratulations!
    Source: trust me bro

  • @lopoa126
    @lopoa126 Рік тому +8

    The amount of first dates where she expects a free meal never seem to end

  • @woodsavenue
    @woodsavenue 2 роки тому +5

    "uh, no - hey, idk what you thought this was and i probably didn't communicate this properly but like - im down to experiment dude"
    it has almost reached that point in my life, i shit you not..

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 2 роки тому +11

    0:54 Oh the fish was the problem, I'm taking notes.

    • @taralamlam1825
      @taralamlam1825 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html......

  • @rookless4121
    @rookless4121 2 роки тому +103

    MY DUDE IS BACK!!! Let's go bro!

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 8 місяців тому

    3:55
    This is genuinely good advice.
    Bro, your inflections and humor are killing me. This is your best video yet.

  • @boilerup92
    @boilerup92 2 роки тому +2

    The roofie trick is honestly genius for any awkward social situation.

  • @ethanh6370
    @ethanh6370 2 роки тому +10

    1:55 The most truthful part of the whole video.

  • @mattiagaggiato5937
    @mattiagaggiato5937 2 роки тому +223

    First mistake: convincing yourself that you have a chance with her

    • @JackRabbit1612
      @JackRabbit1612 2 роки тому +11

      that’s the first and most important step towards success

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 2 роки тому +2

      @@JackRabbit1612 convincing yourself or not convincing yourself?

    • @ondrejnemec5756
      @ondrejnemec5756 2 роки тому +7

      @@janbernad4729 you have to believe in yourself first ;) then you can believe in others

    • @janbernad4729
      @janbernad4729 2 роки тому +1

      @@ondrejnemec5756 I dont want to believe to others. Other people are scary

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 2 роки тому

      dude, you gotta have confidence lol

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy 2 роки тому

    That storyline advice is genuinely useful.

  • @owennielsen9792
    @owennielsen9792 Рік тому +1

    Love your kind of humor bro you’re hilarious

  • @lukahnapeirogon8197
    @lukahnapeirogon8197 2 роки тому +35

    "Hit her with your Pyramid Scheme"
    I cant breathe 🤣

    • @taralamlam1825
      @taralamlam1825 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +97

    So.. this isn't about fruit preparation, then.

    • @ZahraRafiei
      @ZahraRafiei 2 роки тому

      Honestly I hate looking at ur profile :)

    • @leketeke10
      @leketeke10 2 роки тому +1

      5k without any videos?

    • @alisterfolson
      @alisterfolson 2 роки тому +1

      Yes but actually no

  • @isaiahyoungbrown
    @isaiahyoungbrown 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm down to experiment" bro almost made me laugh out loud at work.

  • @crazycactuar1465
    @crazycactuar1465 2 роки тому +7

    "Nice hair"
    "Thanks I grew it myself"

  • @notdisclosing2057
    @notdisclosing2057 2 роки тому +56

    Imagine even having somebody to go on a date with 😎

  • @teebin1727
    @teebin1727 2 роки тому +59

    Me: *already in a year long relationship*
    Also me: interesting...

  • @blootube97
    @blootube97 2 роки тому +19

    Can you please make one about “Breakups”? Yesterday my ex (of 2 years) told me that because we were a long distant relationship (started out physical and then long distant because of her family issues) and she wanted physical affection, she fell for another guy at her work because he gave her physical affection (through hugs) and that messed me up hardcore because she could’ve told me sooner when she was STARTING to get those feelings but nope, so now I feel cheated on when I don’t think I should be and could use advice about moving on because a lot of things reminds me of her like Resident Evil 5 where we started that game together and never finished it or Call Of Duty/Fortnite when we team up and such...

    • @ceelman1
      @ceelman1 2 роки тому +15

      1. Stop doing those things that remind you of her, if you don't want to do that then don't complain about them reminding you of her.
      2. Go outside and socialize, which in your case involves you doing number one in order to do number two.
      3. Do things that purposefully make you feel uncomfortable. Striking up a conversation with strangers etc. Get better at that and move on to approaching attractive ladies. Better yet just go talk to every attractive lady you can.
      Good luck kid

    • @blootube97
      @blootube97 2 роки тому +5

      @@ceelman1 lmao... not a kid but thanks I appreciate the tips!

    • @badpiggy2403
      @badpiggy2403 2 роки тому

      Sorry to hear about that dude, try to stay strong. Once you feel ready enough, I think just putting yourself out there can be very helpful

    • @tomoakley760
      @tomoakley760 9 місяців тому +1

      Try Resident Evil 7 instead?

    • @sanatanipandit1166
      @sanatanipandit1166 6 місяців тому

      Another tip have Multiple girls in dating some may turn out to be good

  • @amandabarrier993
    @amandabarrier993 2 роки тому +6

    My favorite part about these videos is that he intermittently mixes fantastic ideas with roofie-ing yourself and waking up embarassment free

  • @TheRandomSpectator
    @TheRandomSpectator 2 роки тому +10

    3:08 lmao I love the extra low effort extras

    • @taralamalam1321
      @taralamalam1321 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/O3RgjhNeso8/v-deo.html.......

  • @SpeedbeetleV2
    @SpeedbeetleV2 2 роки тому +39

    This guy makes videos three times a year and I still click on them as soon as they come out

  • @sashaburina-ling6673
    @sashaburina-ling6673 2 роки тому +4

    what i love is that he speaks as if he’s doing a high school presentation

  • @peter.g6
    @peter.g6 8 місяців тому +2

    Instructions unclear. I went on a first date and talked about VPNs.

  • @MosesBlackJesus
    @MosesBlackJesus 2 роки тому +130

    A gorl and I went to an intimate nighttime jazz show in a romantically lit cafe. After connecting a bit and much sexual tension, she asked "do you wanna get outta here?"
    I said yes and proceeded to take her home. We got to her place and I said bye and waited confusedly as it took her forever to get out of my car. She just kept talking to me as if she wanted me to go into her house with her. And she looked at me with those innuendo eyes while slowly putting on lip balm.
    After touching me a bunch of times on my inner thigh and telling me about her wet hot tea and tasty snacks she had for us inside, she finally got out of my car and I was so relieved because I honestly couldn't tell if she was into me.

    • @taralamlam1773
      @taralamlam1773 2 роки тому

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    • @ApiolJoe
      @ApiolJoe 2 роки тому +17

      This sh*t is fkn gold!

    • @roydavid5761
      @roydavid5761 Рік тому +1

      But, did you hit her with your pyramid scheme?

    • @massacrematt4613
      @massacrematt4613 11 місяців тому +10

      She probably just scared of being home alone, can’t be too sure I would wait for a better opportunity

    • @cknuckles7_9
      @cknuckles7_9 9 місяців тому

      Dude shes not sorry mate. Just was baiting ya

  • @redwolf9455
    @redwolf9455 2 роки тому +20

    1:21 as someone looks at r/AskReddit sometimes, I can confirm reddit is the ultimate repository for virgin questions

  • @kristiyangerasimov6708
    @kristiyangerasimov6708 2 роки тому +1

    as always that's some amazing advice mixed with dad jokes. Best shorts channel on youtube!!

  • @charles4283
    @charles4283 Рік тому +2

    That storyline thing is actually genius

  • @dotty7789
    @dotty7789 2 роки тому +66

    Lol as a female who has gone on many dates, I always split the bill the first date or, if the guy is too persistent, then I'll cover the tip and the guy covers the food. I don't like one sided dating

    • @wayneamelie278
      @wayneamelie278 2 роки тому +17

      You're a gem

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 2 роки тому +10

      A f-female?

    • @forasago
      @forasago 2 роки тому +11

      obligatory I'd let you cover my tip.

    • @fearlessfosdick160
      @fearlessfosdick160 2 роки тому +2

      That would tell me a lot about the girl I was out with, and none of it is good.

    • @inafridge8573
      @inafridge8573 2 роки тому +12

      @@fearlessfosdick160 wym. I would really appreciate it because I dont wanna be dating someone who buys into the idea that the man is supposed to pay. Shows that she sees us as equals

  • @ramez2207
    @ramez2207 2 роки тому +22

    "I'm no expert at dating, and that's why you can trust my word on it"

  • @Vaguelocation3612
    @Vaguelocation3612 2 роки тому +1

    your sense of humor is golden

  • @adrianolmedos
    @adrianolmedos 2 роки тому

    You're a genius! Your videos always leave me wanting more. This is one of the funniest channels that I know. Keep it up! :D