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  • @a_guy_in_orange7230
    @a_guy_in_orange7230 3 роки тому +5057

    I do not have any shadow of a doubt that the Disney story was 100% fact with 0 exaggeration

    • @chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192
      @chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192 3 роки тому +138

      100% beleviable met many people like this before

    • @THuang-lt1ob
      @THuang-lt1ob 3 роки тому +111

      Not sure if this was sarcasm, but if youre from the south, this is completely regular; he just told is comically.

    • @CiggyRat
      @CiggyRat 3 роки тому +61

      I literally cant imagine this actually happening or living somewhere where its normal. Amazing, never even seen a single one of those scooters in my life

    • @jackfisher8966
      @jackfisher8966 3 роки тому +18

      @@CiggyRat are you American?

    • @The_Jzoli
      @The_Jzoli 3 роки тому +103

      @@jackfisher8966 I think "never even seen a single one of those scooters in my life" is enough of a giveaway that they aren't.

  • @mihagolod2393
    @mihagolod2393 3 роки тому +3889

    „Black People should be free”
    This joke was much darker than initially expected 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trentl795
      @trentl795 3 роки тому +157

      I didn’t get it until you pointed it out

    • @jackxiao9702
      @jackxiao9702 3 роки тому +74

      I just got it.

    • @MakeupWithSmidge
      @MakeupWithSmidge 3 роки тому +3

      @@trentl795 me either HAHAHA

    • @daddysempaichan
      @daddysempaichan 3 роки тому +435

      In case anyone doesn't know
      North want's them free as in them having a free will. Free as in human right's.
      South want's them free as in free to buy and own. Free as in not costing money.

    • @tsrorst2792
      @tsrorst2792 3 роки тому +68

      "darker"

  • @rulisa1131
    @rulisa1131 2 роки тому +2781

    "Black people should be free" As a black person, I'm ashamed of how long that joke took me to understand.

  • @sweetgirl070707
    @sweetgirl070707 Рік тому +629

    I'm European and I can honestly say that around the time I turned 18, I actually QUIT drinking alcohol and since then I only have a drink on special occasions a few times a year.

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Рік тому +29

      Yea kinda insane to imagine in the US they just start going to clubs and bars with 21

    • @RabbertnolGarl-nu5fl
      @RabbertnolGarl-nu5fl 11 місяців тому +5

      Yooo do you feel that turning 18 you lose interest in 18+ things?

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 11 місяців тому +35

      @@RabbertnolGarl-nu5fl when you often go partying and drink a lot, at some point you feel that you might have to reduce it because it affects you negatively in the long term. Since we tend to start earlier in Europe we also reach that point earlier.

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 10 місяців тому +8

      @@person8188 i mean we are still healthier overall compared to the average US citizen so it's alright i guess. Even though we also smoke more cigarettes

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 10 місяців тому +3

      @@person8188 well i am not really trying to argue against your point you are right about that. Well over here with 18 you are an adult and not a minor anymore and you are supposed to be mature enough to make your own decisions and take responsibility so it's weird to see that people in the US are still restricted by law at this age. On the other hand here in Germany you are already allowed to drink with 16 or even with 14 if you are with your parents and that's probably too young and kinda plays this drug down

  • @hanlee6147
    @hanlee6147 3 роки тому +2638

    “Mental illnesses are poke badges” he’s killing everyone out here

    • @owayasomething9295
      @owayasomething9295 3 роки тому +30

      Seems to me what he’s saying is that one side believes mental illnesses should be diagnosed and treated and the other sides ends up shooting up schools

    • @thegibbatron87
      @thegibbatron87 3 роки тому +116

      @@owayasomething9295 ok

    • @thememewhocriedboi4794
      @thememewhocriedboi4794 3 роки тому +239

      @@owayasomething9295 that's definitely not what he's saying

    • @pot_ato1234
      @pot_ato1234 3 роки тому +30

      @@owayasomething9295 ok

    • @basiert7701
      @basiert7701 3 роки тому +27

      @@owayasomething9295 sure

  • @ironbob7346
    @ironbob7346 3 роки тому +3879

    "Black people should be free" 💀 best double meaning I've ever heard

    • @user-eh1gc7xo7q
      @user-eh1gc7xo7q 3 роки тому +394

      It took me a minute I’m not gonna lie

    • @swanglabory8436
      @swanglabory8436 3 роки тому +43

      @@user-eh1gc7xo7q I don’t get it could you explain it please

    • @igboamaka6142
      @igboamaka6142 3 роки тому +380

      @@swanglabory8436 I didn't get it either and immediately stopped the video.... Lol free... Like liberty.... And free like free labor

    • @justin9951
      @justin9951 3 роки тому +206

      @@swanglabory8436 free to live their lives as they want (north) vs free economically(south)

    • @TRaked
      @TRaked 3 роки тому +218

      @@swanglabory8436
      North: Free to live their lives, i.e. free citizens
      South: Free to be bought and sold on the market, and free as in they cost 0 dollars to work the land (i.e. slaves)

  • @Synth2
    @Synth2 2 роки тому +237

    "The drinking age in America is 21, in Canada is 18 or 19 and in Europe is whenever you have the balls"
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @jamiespiteri2094
      @jamiespiteri2094 2 роки тому +2

      As a european I agree 100%

    • @AntonGudenus
      @AntonGudenus 5 місяців тому +4

      Gotta start your alcoholic journey early.
      Though the early overdrinking actually makes people much less binge-drinky in their late teens and early twenties due to being so embarrassed by their 15 year old self. It's basically a 5d move against raging binge-drinking by weaponizing how cringe we all were in our younger years.

    • @user-bi7xd8ry5p
      @user-bi7xd8ry5p 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@AntonGudenusThis. Plus you learn your boundaries early on when people kind of expect you to do stupid shit.

    • @michiel5160
      @michiel5160 5 днів тому +1

      ​@@AntonGudenusYou can start young and never over do it. I think I was around 5 yo or so when I took my first sip. Never been drunk or even tipsy. I rarely drunk at all. A couple times a year max and if it happened a couple glasses max.

    • @AntonGudenus
      @AntonGudenus 5 днів тому

      @@michiel5160 That's the ideal amount of consumption.
      But I doubt, that you would have overdone it massively, if you had started later. So there was no need to weaponize cringe against you, to get you, to act in your best interest, due to you already being responsible by nature.

  • @notyourbusiness8636
    @notyourbusiness8636 2 роки тому +312

    As an USA citizen who has lived in rural country towns and sprawling cities, I can announce that this man has one of the soundest political opinions I have ever heard.

    • @notyourbusiness8636
      @notyourbusiness8636 Рік тому

      @@Owjdnskoakansbskk from US education, obviously

    • @xavierchoe8074
      @xavierchoe8074 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Owjdnskoakansbskk Because the use of "a" vs. "an" is not determined by whether the initial _letter_ is a vowel or a consonant, but rather by whether the initial _sound_ is a vowel or a consonant. If you spell U-S-A, it's "a US citizen", but if you read/say that as "United States", it's properly "an US citizen". Don't be so unnecessarily judgmental.

    • @austinashworth6413
      @austinashworth6413 2 місяці тому

      There was once a time when everything he said was considered common sense

    • @SomethingCool51
      @SomethingCool51 2 місяці тому +1

      @@xavierchoe8074lol no it isn't
      You would use "a" before USA or United, unless you pronounce United extremely weird (like "oonited")

  • @badaxtion1878
    @badaxtion1878 3 роки тому +4282

    “They were ultimately saying the same thing, ‘Black people should be free. ‘“ amazing

    • @sirkiz1181
      @sirkiz1181 3 роки тому +803

      @@alekstanton4715 free to buy

    • @dcomet7
      @dcomet7 3 роки тому +17

      @@alekstanton4715 did the south pay blacks?

    • @FrenchysPlaysTV
      @FrenchysPlaysTV 3 роки тому +25

      Because Robert E. Lee actually wanted to free the slaves. Lincoln wanted to send them to Central/South America because he believed they would be a problem. Until he realized the only way he could win the war was to offer them freedom in exchange for bodies.

    • @yosemitesam3003
      @yosemitesam3003 3 роки тому +74

      @@alekstanton4715 its a joke guy

    • @DarkDoughnutsVids
      @DarkDoughnutsVids 3 роки тому +30

      @@alekstanton4715 It was a joke

  • @gabe1777
    @gabe1777 3 роки тому +4767

    “Black people should be free” took me a good 5 seconds until I burst out into laughter

    • @aapkefather1872
      @aapkefather1872 3 роки тому +223

      Only a few could've spotted the dark humor there...

    • @invictidomini6846
      @invictidomini6846 3 роки тому +71

      I didn’t really get it can you explain please

    • @rikittu
      @rikittu 3 роки тому +830

      @@invictidomini6846 one side means that black people should be free from slavery and the southern side is saying that black people shouldn't cost them any money which is them wanting slavery from black people.

    • @BoxCarRacer-notthebandsorry
      @BoxCarRacer-notthebandsorry 3 роки тому +329

      @@invictidomini6846 The North: Black people shouldn't be enslaved.
      The South: Black people shouldn't cost anything

    • @TheDyscontinuum
      @TheDyscontinuum 3 роки тому +20

      Came to the comments to see if anyone had mentioned it yet,, Absolutely hilarious

  • @saladking2370
    @saladking2370 2 роки тому +44

    "Lots of traffic today,"
    "Traffic, sir, this is a churro line,"
    Absolutely S-tier

  • @stevenkantrowitz6040
    @stevenkantrowitz6040 2 роки тому +79

    "People who think denouncing a bottle of syrup relinquishes them from their original white sin"

    • @ericktellez7632
      @ericktellez7632 2 роки тому +3

      Like when the people got mad about the trader jose label but when it was changed there were still underpaid illegal migrants working in those aisles, basically solving absolutely nothing at all 🤷‍♂️

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 2 роки тому

      So fucking true

  • @Bkbkbk97
    @Bkbkbk97 2 роки тому +12941

    "Black people should be free" is an S-tier joke if I've ever heard one.

    • @mithrae4525
      @mithrae4525 2 роки тому +657

      Oh damn. Didn't get it at first.

    • @TheDbgtfan23
      @TheDbgtfan23 2 роки тому +320

      I don't get it-ohhhhh

    • @vvthanh
      @vvthanh 2 роки тому +1173

      @@TheDbgtfan23 free as in emancipation vs. free as in you don't have to pay them anything

    • @TheDbgtfan23
      @TheDbgtfan23 2 роки тому +112

      @@vvthanh yeah I got it as I was typing that comment lol

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 2 роки тому +136

      IT JUST HIT ME

  • @josephstalin7928
    @josephstalin7928 3 роки тому +7492

    “God created war so that Americans would learn geography”
    -Mark Twain

    • @justinschnitzer6581
      @justinschnitzer6581 3 роки тому +257

      I literally would not know basic geography without all the war-related stuff going on in Europe just about always

    • @peter-paulkutschlojenga7336
      @peter-paulkutschlojenga7336 3 роки тому +83

      @@justinschnitzer6581 war related stuff in europe? you mean WW2?

    • @justinschnitzer6581
      @justinschnitzer6581 3 роки тому +186

      @@peter-paulkutschlojenga7336 and WWI, and Napoleonic wars, and the Cold War, and the Middle Eastern portion of Europe is still at war, the Ottomans really made a mess of things too, you get my point. I mean the only reason I know the geography is because during war you need to know where stuff is in relation to other stuff, but without it I never would have needed to learn myself nor been taught in school where anything was in Europe

    • @rutledgefogel4738
      @rutledgefogel4738 3 роки тому +20

      @@peter-paulkutschlojenga7336 yes ww2, ww1 to name the two European wars that are well known in the 20th century but the other 1000s of wars fought in Europe dont matter

    • @jeromeharrson5205
      @jeromeharrson5205 3 роки тому +56

      @@justinschnitzer6581 the middle East isn't Europe but, I must say, it's sad that it's probs true that most Europeans know the more US states than US citizens do European countries

  • @jorgealonso8742
    @jorgealonso8742 2 роки тому +39

    "Or Latin America where laws are things that police makes up when they see a tourist"
    As a Mexican, truer words have never been spoken.

  • @CaptainEarls
    @CaptainEarls Рік тому +66

    As a Norwegian, the random small talk terrifies me. But I really do admire their cultural skillset of just walking up and talking to stranger without commiting involuntary manslaughter by breaking social etiquette.

    • @loginavoidence12
      @loginavoidence12 11 місяців тому +9

      BOO! HOW ARE YOU DOING! 🇺🇸

    • @kirbya9545
      @kirbya9545 21 день тому

      It’s really not that bad lol

  • @ethanh6370
    @ethanh6370 3 роки тому +10063

    How did he manage to insult no one and everyone at the same time?? Well done.

  • @Tetrix9898
    @Tetrix9898 3 роки тому +10517

    “They were ultimately saying the same thing, ‘Black people should be free. ‘“ This took me longer than I want to admit to get... but damn thats good.

    • @lautaromartner529
      @lautaromartner529 3 роки тому +254

      I don't get it, could you explain?

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 3 роки тому +2524

      @@lautaromartner529 Black people should be liberated vs black people shouldn't cost anything

    • @adastra2228
      @adastra2228 3 роки тому +1022

      @@lautaromartner529
      1. Free: Liberated
      2. Free: Zero cost

    • @elementaesthetique
      @elementaesthetique 3 роки тому +63

      Me too lmaoooo

    • @James-kv3ll
      @James-kv3ll 3 роки тому +35

      @@rivercat26 thanks

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 2 роки тому +36

    I’ve never thought of Alaska as just being America tipping its hat but I’m glad that the thumbnail has enlightened me

  • @FranciscoGarcia-sp7jw
    @FranciscoGarcia-sp7jw 2 роки тому +21

    0:43 Poor guy, he just wanted people to like seeing his tomatoes.

  • @phong1990puppy
    @phong1990puppy 3 роки тому +7295

    “One side collects military grade firearms as a hobby, while the other side thinks metal illness as poké badges” i am deceased ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @currents_6344
      @currents_6344 3 роки тому +144

      He’s probably the best human alive rn

    • @RygaStudios
      @RygaStudios 3 роки тому +386

      As a person that leans left he's not wrong. Far left folk are wild😂

    • @_ascii
      @_ascii 3 роки тому +26

      i laughed for 10 straight minutes

    • @Cabbage22927
      @Cabbage22927 3 роки тому +143

      99% of all guns sold retail are not military grade lol. The AR-15 will never pass the minimim performance requirements that the military needs. Most guns are civilian grade. Too many people think that because a gun is black, its military grade

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 3 роки тому +80

      @@Cabbage22927 Well an AR-15 is to an M16 like a Hummer H1 is to a Humvee. Not technically military grade but very closely related and for all practical purposes does the same job. It's a tool designed for war, not hunting or self defense.

  • @Thoughtlesswizard
    @Thoughtlesswizard 3 роки тому +1709

    I can hear his smile during his Disney world story

  • @questionmark1152
    @questionmark1152 2 роки тому +148

    That "Black people should be free" joke is absolutely hilarious...
    It needs way more love.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Heyhowdyhi
      @Heyhowdyhi 2 роки тому +5

      OHHHHH I JUST GOT THIS JOKE
      As I was watching it I was like “but… the south didn’t”
      That was like 10 minutes ago lmfao

    • @questionmark1152
      @questionmark1152 2 роки тому +1

      @@Heyhowdyhi Yup...Lol

    • @Liam_Bob
      @Liam_Bob Рік тому +1

      I finally understand it! LOL😂

    • @stringbeanh2o819
      @stringbeanh2o819 7 місяців тому

      I literally laughed out loud!

  • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
    @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 2 роки тому +118

    He's absolutely on point about moving from Blue state to Red state. Moved from NYC to Florida and its incredible. I was in college studying comp sci in NYC and was absolutely stressed all the time. Everything is expensive and even if I found a good job I would always be in a rat race just to afford decent living. Here in Florida I just got a job as a security guard and my quality of life has sky rocketed!

    • @kgkbuugj
      @kgkbuugj 2 роки тому +25

      But big evil Ron DeSantis doesn't want to force you to wear a mask! What a terrible place!

    • @woobackbaby6871
      @woobackbaby6871 2 роки тому

      @@kgkbuugj lol

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 2 роки тому +12

      Is this a joke?

    • @en0n126
      @en0n126 Рік тому +19

      This is your comparison? Moving to basically any other blue state from NYC would give you the same experience, or even just to a different part of New York.

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy Рік тому +9

      @@en0n126 Yeah man Im sure if I moved to LA I'd feel the same way. But no, predominantly Blue States have high taxation and all sorts of government bureaucracy that makes it a terrible place to live.

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 3 роки тому +8781

    The Pokemon Badges remark left me on the floor

    • @supercanonx
      @supercanonx 3 роки тому +61

      Here before this blows up

    • @kelvincheruiyot8187
      @kelvincheruiyot8187 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/v-deo.html

    • @suedetree970
      @suedetree970 3 роки тому +15

      fr it got me too lmao

    • @amaruvt
      @amaruvt 3 роки тому +6

      Same had to rewind 😂

    • @codenamelarry6518
      @codenamelarry6518 3 роки тому +238

      Mental Illness is serious, but it's also trending. Industry surrounding it has become profitable, because it's a hot topic amongst teens and now adults, as well as in media. It's great that more people are talking about it and taking it seriously, but it's also toxic that people are fetishizing it and centering their mere existence around it.
      The Pokemon Badges remark is hilarious, and the same comparison could be made about the number of medications people take. Although it is a generalization, pretty much all of my friends talk about their mental illness and medication whenever we hang. But honestly, if talking about it helps, then more power to you.

  • @da6ko1
    @da6ko1 3 роки тому +3863

    Damn I felt bad for that one guy with the home grown tomatos, he just wanted to say that he's happy that everyone liked them ;(

    • @andrewgodly5739
      @andrewgodly5739 3 роки тому +105

      The world could use a little less humans on it anyways. Covid is doing God's work, lowering carbon by lowering the carbon emitters

    • @clementyau7192
      @clementyau7192 3 роки тому +16

      Have a link to the original reddit post?

    • @princesssheogorath1979
      @princesssheogorath1979 3 роки тому +57

      Of course, the American ruins it for everyone.

    • @___zeke___7581
      @___zeke___7581 3 роки тому +4

      Don’t feel bad, he was probably a socialist

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +16

      @@andrewgodly5739
      I said this and people flipped out at me, that this was just nature doing what it needs to, and by delaying it, we're just guaranteeing that the next "herd thinning" will be that much more severe.

  • @that_italian_guy1320
    @that_italian_guy1320 Рік тому +9

    “That’s my argument against universal health care” 😂😂😂

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 8 місяців тому +1

    2:33
    The pause there gave me just enough time to realize what you did there.
    3:46
    Unironically the most wholesome experience turn around I ever heard.
    That actually reflects the difference between the North and South sides of the US. Down here, we strike up small conversation with people we end up in contact with. Apparently it's different up north from what I've learned.
    Even though I'm an introvert, you just kinda get used to it. The best are the sweet older folk who work at gas stations or diners. You just can't help but feel welcomed by them.

  • @killotronjedi705
    @killotronjedi705 3 роки тому +13593

    That Disneyworld story sounds crazy, but as both an American and someone who went to Disneyworld, it still sounds completely possible

    • @DeeTofa
      @DeeTofa 3 роки тому +266

      Yeah, story is 100% plausible

    • @alanalvarez3130
      @alanalvarez3130 3 роки тому +19

      México ❣️🇲🇽👌

    • @danmartinez5752
      @danmartinez5752 3 роки тому +19

      stimulus checks got people running around everywhere now

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 3 роки тому +242

      It doesn't even sound crazy. It's completely realistic.

    • @nickhiggins9891
      @nickhiggins9891 3 роки тому +132

      i think the least realistic part of the story is that the guy complaining about the traffic would have stayed in line to get his own bucket of churros

  • @AfterSkool
    @AfterSkool 3 роки тому +15789

    If twitter disappeared today, tomorrow would be a better day.

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 3 роки тому +529

      *OBJECTION* where else can I laugh at people getting mad at a bottle of maple syrup?

    • @hco4203
      @hco4203 3 роки тому +87

      "The future will be better tomorrow."
      Dan Quayle.

    • @mounne13
      @mounne13 3 роки тому +180

      It'd create a power vacuum. leading to some obligarch making a platform like twitter and raking in on the ad revenue profits.

    • @u0aol1
      @u0aol1 3 роки тому +6

      You have good taste in UA-cam channels

    • @astridkjellberg
      @astridkjellberg 3 роки тому +47

      also tiktok

  • @AlineMayne1
    @AlineMayne1 2 роки тому +11

    "If there's some type of conflict, it's a no brainer who would win: one side collects military grade firearms as a hobby, and one side thinks mental illness are pokebadges" 😂👌🏻

    • @blam320
      @blam320 Місяць тому

      And yet the side which collects guns demonstrate time and again that they’re cowards who can’t function without feeling like their lives are in constant danger. Funny how that works.

  • @ilyanikitin6248
    @ilyanikitin6248 2 роки тому +8

    hi i live in silicon valley and i believe you made a mistake in your video.
    at 2:11 you have a listing for a 3 bedroom 1 bathroom house. The price is wrong its actually missing a zero. Glad I could help!

  • @damondominique
    @damondominique 3 роки тому +21622

    i can never predict what’s gonna happen in these videos

  • @trankuill
    @trankuill 3 роки тому +898

    "One side collects military-grade firearms, and the other side thinks mental illnesses are poke-badges" I haven't laughed that hard in some time

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 3 роки тому +50

      The poke-badges part got me dead lmao

    • @nicoleonlysometimes824
      @nicoleonlysometimes824 3 роки тому +2

      am i pokemon trainer i have 1 (maybe 2) mental illness but i don’t have twitter

    • @elodin857
      @elodin857 3 роки тому +3

      that was amazing

    • @friendly1016
      @friendly1016 3 роки тому +34

      It's true though. And I'm saying this as a liberal.

    • @anor_naur
      @anor_naur 3 роки тому +39

      @@friendly1016 Don’t confuse liberals with progressives.

  • @dirtywill9796
    @dirtywill9796 2 роки тому +12

    Wheelchair guy was wholesome. Id have tried to make his day

  • @earthbornplays3853
    @earthbornplays3853 2 роки тому +1

    I like the video instantly after the part with the halo 3 and a microphone bit. Twitter is exactly like that. Spot on my dude.

  • @commandercostas
    @commandercostas 3 роки тому +5741

    "In Europe the drinking age is whenever you have the balls"
    That's probably the best way I've heard it described

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 3 роки тому +257

      I'd be offended if it wasn't for the fact he's 100% correct

    • @nerevarchthn6860
      @nerevarchthn6860 3 роки тому +83

      And it works

    • @killbotter6998
      @killbotter6998 3 роки тому +81

      aka whenever you look old enough

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 3 роки тому +41

      I was 12, it was wild.

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 3 роки тому +157

      @@killbotter6998 very true i went to some store in poland asked for a 4 pack they ask for id i say i don't have it then i guess she calls in some co worker who just says "he looks old enough" then they just sell it to me and i'm on my merry way

  • @gabesweats
    @gabesweats 3 роки тому +13391

    jamie finally remembered his youtube password no way

    • @sixeclog7442
      @sixeclog7442 3 роки тому +89

      overused joke

    • @Dragon-dr5fe
      @Dragon-dr5fe 3 роки тому +32

      Remembered actually doesn't mean you what think, let me explain

    • @Ahmad_Salameh
      @Ahmad_Salameh 3 роки тому +10

      are you the minecraft man on tiktok?

    • @deceasedposter
      @deceasedposter 3 роки тому +2

      How

    • @sebdapleb1523
      @sebdapleb1523 3 роки тому +4

      on the same day michael made a comback

  • @levibarns7576
    @levibarns7576 Рік тому +1

    I appreciate you getting or making a picture with Alaska actually proportional in the thumbnail

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 2 роки тому +9

    “Latin America where laws are just things the police make up when they see a tourist”
    Can confirm. I grew up in South America and started drinking at 13

  • @myczxr
    @myczxr 3 роки тому +3914

    "in latin america, laws are just things the police make up when they see tourists"
    oh, how i've missed you, oversimplified; you're awesome

    • @gikigiio
      @gikigiio 3 роки тому +201

      If you change "tourists" to "black people" you have Brazil

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 роки тому +24

      that's some good old casually explained comedy for you. the best there is

    • @cpegalaxy
      @cpegalaxy 3 роки тому +33

      wait wtf is this an inside joke or are oversimplified and casually explained the same person?

    • @SilverDreamweaver
      @SilverDreamweaver 3 роки тому +17

      @@gikigiio And the US.

    • @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377
      @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377 3 роки тому +41

      Well, to both the tourists and the people living in latinoamerica
      In Mexico, there are cops specialized in traffic stuff, called peritos (the meaning itself applies to any subject as long as they're professionals on the matter)
      But my fucking god they would stop you only to get cash out of you and if you don't have any you go it jail
      Beautiful country isn't it

  • @neminho6070
    @neminho6070 3 роки тому +2053

    "latin america where laws are just things that police make up when they see a tourist" damn, that's way too much truth. as a latino, it hit close to home

    • @WormholeUniverse
      @WormholeUniverse 3 роки тому +108

      Casually Explained profile above looks fake. Notice the period after the name and apparent WhatsApp scam number. So yeah, no one take the bait.

    • @ThejusRao
      @ThejusRao 3 роки тому +10

      Lol as an indian, same situation here.

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 роки тому +54

      @Casually Explained. Fake Casually explained account? Dude... that is a low blow. But hey, it shows how popular Casually Explained is.

    • @Nilo1310
      @Nilo1310 3 роки тому +25

      @Casually Explained. Also, you are NOT VERIFIED

    • @EgirlPoke
      @EgirlPoke 3 роки тому +12

      Or as Emily 13 LGBTQIA+ ACAB BLM Dxpresed Bipolar would say: Latinx!!!!

  • @coolstar7819
    @coolstar7819 2 роки тому +4

    0:01 aha! I love his voice!

  • @Alniemi
    @Alniemi Рік тому

    Man you tread the line so well, joking on both sides it’s so funny!

  • @6240759
    @6240759 3 роки тому +9760

    "Black people should be free" prolly one of his best punchlines

  • @UnspeakableFerret
    @UnspeakableFerret 3 роки тому +1565

    2:40
    18 yo in most countries: i can finally start drinking
    18yo in latinamerica: man... i gotta stop drinking

    • @n1xcamic
      @n1xcamic 3 роки тому +90

      In Guatemala. One of my kids has bought beer at the local store even though they aren't supposed to sell to under 18. But they wouldn't let him buy eggs the other day because minors were not supposed to be shopping because of covid....

    • @hectormejia7757
      @hectormejia7757 3 роки тому +23

      @@n1xcamic Guatemalan here. We used to buy beer and cigarettes everywhere when I was like 16. If the manager is not close, usually they dont care and just sell you the stuff. If you go to a local "tiendita" you can get pretty much anything regardless of age 😂

    • @n1xcamic
      @n1xcamic 3 роки тому +5

      @@hectormejia7757 yeah the tiendas in our town aren't allowed to sell alcohol, only the despensa and la Torre can.

    • @hectormejia7757
      @hectormejia7757 3 роки тому +5

      @@n1xcamic oh because of Covid? I thought that was only after 9pm, where are you living?

    • @wuutnopepe613
      @wuutnopepe613 3 роки тому +2

      @@n1xcamic nosotros los hispanos tenemos grandes problemas de bajo IQ lmao

  • @buttscooter420
    @buttscooter420 2 роки тому

    Truly some of your best work, and that's saying something

  • @TravelGeeq
    @TravelGeeq Рік тому +1

    "tips his Miami Dolphins hat"
    God, I laughed so hard. I needed that today. Thank you

  • @fall3718
    @fall3718 3 роки тому +1741

    “One side collects military-grade firearms as a hobby and the other side thinks mental illnesses are pokebadges.” Absolute jokes 😂

    • @oliviabrown8808
      @oliviabrown8808 3 роки тому +3

      I work from home and earn daily from binary, I will like you to join the platform because my profit earning will increase if I refer anyone, and you too will earn, there are lots of testimonies, can i show you proofs?

    • @Dud3itsj3ff
      @Dud3itsj3ff 3 роки тому +137

      @@stuff5757 I mean.. I wouldn’t want to live beside a “crazy” gun owner , but all my neighbors have guns and some have multiple. They’re all really friendly and it’s a pretty tight knit community, so I’ve never felt anything but completely safe living here.
      I’d take them as neighbors over the people one badge short of taking on the elite 4

    • @TheSundayShooter
      @TheSundayShooter 3 роки тому +55

      @@stuff5757 Assault rifles are illegal as of *1986*

    • @Sosaparks
      @Sosaparks 3 роки тому +8

      @@stuff5757 Most of those people are fine, but there are certainly a couple proper retards

    • @joshuavidrine889
      @joshuavidrine889 3 роки тому +50

      @@stuff5757 If you think that sort of stuff defines someone as crazy, I think you may be collecting pokemon badges without even realizing it.
      (By the way, the term "assault weapon" isn't a real category of firearm and is just an umbrella of words used by politicians that think any rifle clad in black polymer should be illegal for average citizens to own.)

  • @ThePhoenix1
    @ThePhoenix1 3 роки тому +2093

    omfg the black people should be free joke is absolute gold. this man never misses

    • @ShukakuTheCrazy1
      @ShukakuTheCrazy1 3 роки тому +35

      Admittedly i couldn't tell if this was a joke or not at first. Poe's law and whatnot

    • @bingo5387
      @bingo5387 3 роки тому +314

      @Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? The north wanted to free slaves, the south didn't want to have to pay for them.

    • @CaptainAwsome
      @CaptainAwsome 3 роки тому +3

      i had to rewatch that part to get it lol

    • @The_Phoenix_1
      @The_Phoenix_1 3 роки тому +28

      it took me a second to get it and then I almost spit out my food laughing. fucking hilarious 😂

    • @waterbird2686
      @waterbird2686 3 роки тому +37

      @Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? North black people should be freed South black people should be free as in price

  • @colewyman7737
    @colewyman7737 2 роки тому +3

    I love that I live in a place where I can duel wield p 90s god bless America

    • @colewyman7737
      @colewyman7737 2 роки тому +4

      And drive a cart to buy a bucket of churros to eat while I watch fireworks 🇺🇲

    • @TheUSgoverment
      @TheUSgoverment 2 роки тому +2

      You could duel wield flamethrowers too btw

  • @blackberryjam2
    @blackberryjam2 8 місяців тому

    best segue into an ad I have seen in all my time on this green-ish earth

  • @asiansushiamv835
    @asiansushiamv835 3 роки тому +2154

    Sometimes when I think that I'm dumb, I just go onto Twitter and I suddenly feel like Einstein.

    • @dubudubudan
      @dubudubudan 3 роки тому +106

      the bar is so low, especially kpop twitter

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 роки тому +23

      I've lived amongst people like that for too long. Too long...

    • @gageamonette5120
      @gageamonette5120 3 роки тому +22

      what's funny to me is how much smarter everyone seems to be irl

    • @Afiriss
      @Afiriss 3 роки тому +6

      Same thing with seeing edgy kids and egirls on discord
      What an ego boost to see losers like that

    • @Bell-ih5ln
      @Bell-ih5ln 3 роки тому +2

      Einstein mean one rock in German, random fact

  • @Theuploader5555
    @Theuploader5555 3 роки тому +702

    “Black people should be free” is the greatest civil war joke I’ve ever heard

    • @coulomb1
      @coulomb1 3 роки тому +9

      I only got it until now lol

    • @LK_EBM
      @LK_EBM 3 роки тому +77

      @Wooded Roza
      Free as in independent
      Free as in no cost to own

    • @coulomb1
      @coulomb1 3 роки тому +5

      @Wooded Roza The north wanted free black people, as in freedom, and the south also wanted free black people, but in terms of price

    • @Michael-rq5zs
      @Michael-rq5zs 3 роки тому +4

      OH MY FUCKING GOD I FINALLY GOT IT

    • @isaacshuman5962
      @isaacshuman5962 3 роки тому

      @@LK_EBM Thank you oh wise one

  • @supertron6039
    @supertron6039 2 роки тому +3

    2:36
    This joke took me 3 seconds to understand.
    But boy was it worth it.

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 2 роки тому

      What’s the joke?

    • @DrRitterstein
      @DrRitterstein 2 роки тому

      @@DunkleCheese The North said Black People should be free and not live as Slaves anymore and the South said they shouldn't have to pay for them.

  • @rubixd9v2
    @rubixd9v2 9 місяців тому

    “Sometimes I go on Twitter to make sure nobody has escaped into the real world”
    My abs cramped from laughing so hard, thank you.

  • @jenniferl.8111
    @jenniferl.8111 3 роки тому +3348

    I swear to god his jokes are getting better and better

    • @ivikiiii3169
      @ivikiiii3169 3 роки тому +15

      It always has been

    • @Korrus_
      @Korrus_ 3 роки тому +21

      Yes that is how it works, the more you practice the better you get. If he was getting worse then that wouldve been comment worthy

    • @PROQUIL
      @PROQUIL 3 роки тому +1

      Not even a jokes at this point

    • @philosophyman
      @philosophyman 3 роки тому +9

      @@Korrus_ have you ever watched a tv show with more than 3 seasons?

    • @Korrus_
      @Korrus_ 3 роки тому

      @@philosophyman yes but is he a tv show

  • @Zeb364
    @Zeb364 3 роки тому +2592

    That Disneyland story is quite possibly the most American thing I have ever heard

    • @aeschylus7641
      @aeschylus7641 3 роки тому +66

      Floridian* . I love America and I consider myself to be very patriotic, but my fucking god some people (Floridian people especially) make so god damn embarrassed that I’m American.

    • @derekderek2570
      @derekderek2570 3 роки тому +7

      Those people are everywhere especially England.

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight 3 роки тому +16

      @@aeschylus7641 nah man, dude was so into his one rights as a scooter driver and just so polite when he found out he could be lazier than sitting in a line. Dude is second most American type of person behind children being recruited into the army(if you can’t legally drunk because your brain is still developing your a child)

    • @TheMatthew9201
      @TheMatthew9201 3 роки тому +1

      @@aeschylus7641 it’s a fucking joke about Florida don’t get so insecure about your country over it. Maybe you should be more upset that millions of people are leaving Cali and NY because of a housing crisis

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 3 роки тому +7

      @@aeschylus7641 Nah bro, Florida is where it's at. Sorry we aren't pompous enough for you.

  • @clapped_mazda
    @clapped_mazda 2 роки тому

    hands down favorite channel on youtube

  • @Gay_Nerd99
    @Gay_Nerd99 2 роки тому +2

    He seems like a less malicious samonella

  • @basmalaalkhalaf1713
    @basmalaalkhalaf1713 3 роки тому +2029

    i love the fact that you can HEAR the smile in his voice when he says a joke

    • @monkfish2047
      @monkfish2047 3 роки тому +31

      Canadian

    • @martinkaufmann294
      @martinkaufmann294 3 роки тому +6

      The quarantine somehow restored his humanity

    • @arcticlaw9198
      @arcticlaw9198 3 роки тому +15

      Nothing gives us Canadians more joy than dissing America

    • @whosricky
      @whosricky 3 роки тому +6

      @@arcticlaw9198 I love Canadians as an american

    • @alokozay300
      @alokozay300 3 роки тому +1

      @@whosricky well I mean when almost the entire world hates you, you gotta hold on to your pals 😂

  • @moist_monke
    @moist_monke 3 роки тому +7640

    As a man that lives in NZ, I take my tomatoes seriously.

    • @lightmorrison5404
      @lightmorrison5404 3 роки тому +91

      I’m nz too, I work for a horticultural company and I will never again see tomatoes the same way. Every job attached to that plant is pain

    • @Novecento99_
      @Novecento99_ 3 роки тому +22

      Italian here, can feel you

    • @harry5326
      @harry5326 3 роки тому +5

      I thought you took rugby seriously

    • @im_mattwilkins
      @im_mattwilkins 2 роки тому +56

      @@harry5326 People can take two things seriously at the same time. People in New Zealand often combine rugby and tomatoes together in a sport called 'tomugby'.

    • @harry5326
      @harry5326 2 роки тому +6

      @@im_mattwilkins we take Braaing and Rugby seriously. When there is rugby on, we have a braai

  • @gabbrielpa
    @gabbrielpa 2 роки тому +1

    I love how the sponsor segment is higher quality than the video itself

  • @O.O190
    @O.O190 Рік тому +1

    Such a smooth transition to the ads XD

  • @milfslayer42069
    @milfslayer42069 3 роки тому +611

    This dude roasted every American stereotypes in 4 and a half minutes, I love it

    • @razzzyy
      @razzzyy 3 роки тому +8

      I'm from Washington state and I'm pretty sure I didn't get dissed lol

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 3 роки тому +36

      @@razzzyy That's because nobody cares about you

    • @user-sd6qv5yn3u
      @user-sd6qv5yn3u 3 роки тому +6

      @@razzzyy i care about you ❤️

    • @razzzyy
      @razzzyy 3 роки тому

      @@chinsaw2727 washington is where it's at idk what you're talking about

    • @lvl800elite
      @lvl800elite 3 роки тому +2

      Jokes on you. I can’t see from welders flash and can’t hear from the tinnitus from shooting guns and driving a lifted dodge Cummins with not exhaust.

  • @PDocDanny
    @PDocDanny Рік тому +3

    I like Alaska being the cowboy hat

  • @laurenmary9296
    @laurenmary9296 Рік тому +2

    I love it when he giggles delivering lines. Similarly, I always laugh after doing lines.

  • @birdmadboy26
    @birdmadboy26 3 роки тому +2647

    Every time Causally Explained says he’s Canadian I go “oh I didn’t know he was Canadian”. Every. Damn. Time.

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 роки тому +22

      i find canadians to be far more polite than the people here. interesting inverse.

    • @pedroaugusto656
      @pedroaugusto656 3 роки тому +37

      Is not him also Australian ?

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 роки тому +9

      @@Wayne_Wheeler they're world renowned connoisseurs of rudeness. but kind enough to share it with us in florida.

    • @naniwo4438
      @naniwo4438 3 роки тому +8

      New York is their own singularity, alongside California and Florida

    • @mr.walkie8845
      @mr.walkie8845 3 роки тому

      @@naniwo4438 it’s also happening in Colorado.

  • @eselmundoa1wao895
    @eselmundoa1wao895 3 роки тому +1491

    am I the only one that felt sad for the guy wanting to show his tomatoes 🥺

    • @SamEfDee
      @SamEfDee 3 роки тому +42

      I wanted a link so I can go upvote their post. 🥺

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D 3 роки тому +12

      Count me in on it.

    • @themoreyouknowfools4974
      @themoreyouknowfools4974 3 роки тому +7

      @@SamEfDee me too

    • @manopeace9175
      @manopeace9175 3 роки тому +6

      @@SamEfDee and my axe! Show us those juicy tomatoes!

    • @ArtemLokhovitskiy
      @ArtemLokhovitskiy 3 роки тому +10

      I feel sad for that ignorant person who commented on that post :)

  • @addictionsucks8848
    @addictionsucks8848 8 місяців тому

    I like how this actually paints America to not only be incredibly prosperous, but also paint a realistic picture that only the two extremes exist on Twitter.

  • @user-Mahhabat
    @user-Mahhabat 11 місяців тому +1

    That Disneyland story is actually pretty wholesome

  • @Stephen_Platt
    @Stephen_Platt 3 роки тому +612

    “One side collects military-grade fire arms as a hobby, and the other side thinks mental illnesses are poke badges”
    DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 3 роки тому +4

      Are you ok?

    • @Anonkid
      @Anonkid 3 роки тому +26

      Too accurate

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 3 роки тому

      @UCsmQEgb8ka5v9F7bx0ycHtw 🤔

    • @IhsanAmin
      @IhsanAmin 3 роки тому +15

      there are many liberals and leftists that enjoy their 2nd amendment rights. r/ak47 is a prime example of leftists.

    • @dingleborf5850
      @dingleborf5850 3 роки тому +35

      @@IhsanAmin well yeah, reddit is almost entirely left leaning. But being left leaning and pro gun is an oxymoron

  • @Rodutchi
    @Rodutchi 3 роки тому +835

    As a non American, for me America is just a combination of famous movies with everything you see in screen happening 24/7.

    • @anopinion1349
      @anopinion1349 3 роки тому +14

      P accurate tbh

    • @michaelpitop2
      @michaelpitop2 3 роки тому +84

      This pretty much. The other day i caught myself reading a news story about a shithole town in the South USA and mid-reading i asked myself "why do i even read this shit?... My country has less GDP per capita than US's shittiest state"

    • @dunkey7739
      @dunkey7739 3 роки тому +14

      As an American can’t confirm

    • @user-bx1bv6ng9t
      @user-bx1bv6ng9t 3 роки тому +24

      as an american, this is a horror movie that never ends. please save me

    • @supp8483
      @supp8483 3 роки тому +3

      Now, don't quote me on this
      But I think all Americans have a M16a1 in their basement, and a 1911 in their pocket

  • @MrLincoln87
    @MrLincoln87 2 роки тому

    Omg that segway to express VPN was on point
    I also miss halo lobbies… playing the same random people in the same lobby over and over was fantastic

  • @Ohnmi
    @Ohnmi 5 місяців тому +1

    “That’s my argument against universal healthcare” was crazy 💀

  • @RockSmithStudio
    @RockSmithStudio 3 роки тому +506

    "Latin America where laws are just things that the Police make up when they see a tourist"
    That sounds like something straight outta Hank Hill's mouth

    • @rmommandi
      @rmommandi 3 роки тому +18

      And it's true

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 роки тому +1

      strange. i find canada to be far more friendly than here.

    • @nicholasnicholas918
      @nicholasnicholas918 3 роки тому +1

      Go ravens!

    • @roy6907
      @roy6907 3 роки тому +1

      @@Darkness-ie2yl I been to most of the Northern Hemisphere and the nicest folk I encountered were in South Texas

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 роки тому

      @@roy6907 if you have the right complexion maybe

  • @nategwright
    @nategwright 3 роки тому +6674

    “Black people should be free” was the first thing in months to make me genuinely laugh out loud.

    • @kingpest13
      @kingpest13 3 роки тому +215

      Same. It's a hard tightrope to walk and he absolutely KILLED it.

    • @csdumpling301
      @csdumpling301 3 роки тому +126

      I'm sitting in my room in awe at how well executed that was.

    • @pwnyboy9714
      @pwnyboy9714 3 роки тому +106

      ... you know, I didn't really pick up the double entendre until I read it out loud.
      I dunno, it's been a long time since highschool; I must be finally losing my edge. :D
      *Losing my edge* :D

    • @saifa.3950
      @saifa.3950 3 роки тому +23

      I *actually* spit my drink out. That was fucking good.

    • @nategwright
      @nategwright 3 роки тому +172

      @@sisnitangent9172 in the slave states they usually had to pay to acquire black people.

  • @gen2mediainc.577
    @gen2mediainc.577 2 роки тому

    Bro you NAILED it

  • @10hawell
    @10hawell 2 роки тому +1

    2:03 - i love this part more than i should xD

  • @PopcornNinjapwn
    @PopcornNinjapwn 3 роки тому +824

    Damn. That joke of how the deaths went from 500k to 550k to 583k is so subtle yet so good

    • @tomsoren4312
      @tomsoren4312 3 роки тому +16

      I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 3 роки тому +79

      I didn't even notice the first time I watched it

    • @eeva6081
      @eeva6081 3 роки тому +2

      Please explain

    • @apc9714
      @apc9714 3 роки тому +21

      @@eeva6081 but do it casually

    • @apc9714
      @apc9714 3 роки тому +93

      @@eeva6081 He changes the number three times within a sentence, Impling that the number is going up really fast

  • @hatchetscoured
    @hatchetscoured 3 роки тому +942

    This man has the audacity to keep that "New Video Every 2 Weeks" banner

    • @theEduEnthusiast
      @theEduEnthusiast 3 роки тому +87

      ~ or ≈ are mathematical symbols for approximations, so technically, in the grand scheme of things, it could be “close to” two weeks. In relation to the history of our planet, three hundred years is “approximately” equal to two weeks as well

    • @supercanonx
      @supercanonx 3 роки тому +8

      @@theEduEnthusiast wow

    • @kelvincheruiyot8187
      @kelvincheruiyot8187 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/v-deo.html

    • @harvy174
      @harvy174 3 роки тому

      ~ means about or around... He is way off regardless lol

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 3 роки тому

      New video every 2 months is the average

  • @wtfdoiputherebro
    @wtfdoiputherebro 2 роки тому

    I have never subscribed to anyone after watching only one video, this video is truly a work of art.

  • @onboardlaps5639
    @onboardlaps5639 Рік тому

    It has been some time since I have seen this video, I completely forgot how hilarious it is

  • @deceasedposter
    @deceasedposter 3 роки тому +506

    "Now one of the craziest things about america is your drinking age is 21. As opposed to canada where it's 18 or 19, or europe where it's whenever you have the balls. Or latin america where laws are just things the police make up when they see a tourist."
    I love this channel so much

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 3 роки тому +34

      "Or Russia, where its a crime to not be drunk."

    • @ristekostadinov2820
      @ristekostadinov2820 3 роки тому +10

      I live in the balkans and my grandfather was convincing me to drink beer, wine and rakia (it is like grape vodka with over 45% alchohol) when i was 9. Before 14 i didn't liked the taste of alchohol in the mouth.

    • @TrilobiteTerror
      @TrilobiteTerror 3 роки тому +2

      I was hoping that he would mention is that, while you have to be 21 to legally purchase alcohol, in the majority of states it's legal for people under 21 to consume alcohol at home and under the consent and/or supervision of a parent/guardian. Multiple states even allow under age people to drink at bars and restaurants as long as they're accompanied by an over 21 year old parent/guardian who purchased the drink.

    • @githreepi5811
      @githreepi5811 3 роки тому

      @ But when your 16 your legal to get as much alcohol as you want

  • @minecraft6130
    @minecraft6130 3 роки тому +6775

    "It's already a no brainer who would win, one side collects military grade firearms as a hobby, the other thinks mental illnesses are poke-badges." That got me good xD

    • @gregdaweson4657
      @gregdaweson4657 3 роки тому +238

      If only I could collect military grade firearms.

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 3 роки тому +189

      America is all about dem guns boi

    • @minecraft6130
      @minecraft6130 3 роки тому +144

      @@gregdaweson4657 Come to America, we have many.. ;)

    • @brandonmcmahan676
      @brandonmcmahan676 3 роки тому +16

      Best line ever.

    • @kekagon
      @kekagon 3 роки тому +142

      @@minecraft6130 yes, but bring 30k, automatic weapons are pricy.
      and theres a bullet crisis, so bring like 40k

  • @mindsmurf5282
    @mindsmurf5282 2 роки тому +3

    I love how the guy in the green shirt at 3:39 gets kidnapped while the obese couple distracts us.

  • @cefdaunce2272
    @cefdaunce2272 Рік тому

    Ad transition was the best ive ever seen. Flabbergasted.

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 роки тому +4497

    Dad finally came back with the milk.

  • @christinamays4812
    @christinamays4812 3 роки тому +666

    "That's my argument against Universal Healthcare" was so ruthless, I lost the air in my lungs

    • @Germs0o
      @Germs0o 3 роки тому +5

      LMFAOOOOOOOO ME TOO

    • @Riayz0
      @Riayz0 3 роки тому +1

      We have insurance

    • @happysamoan97
      @happysamoan97 3 роки тому +66

      @@Riayz0 But not Universal Healthcare like every other Modern country. In the US our Health Care is is tied to our employer, which sounds a lot like serfdom if you've ever seen a medical bill, which is usually north of 40k and not uncommon to see in the millions (I work in a hospital).

    • @Riayz0
      @Riayz0 3 роки тому +9

      @@happysamoan97 thanks for correcting me I was confused

    • @cielledoux3805
      @cielledoux3805 3 роки тому +5

      @@happysamoan97 I honestly don’t understand the huge medical bills. I grew up poor but I never had to pay more than $10 for my medicine, never paid for a doctor or hospital visit, never paid for an MRI or chest scan. My insurance covered it. Maybe people have really bad insurance.

  • @diegor9808
    @diegor9808 Рік тому

    That transition into the vpn ad 🤌🤌🤌👌👌🥴🥴

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 2 роки тому +2

    That churro story- I’ve lived in America, have yet to even leave, and you’ve somehow had a more American experience than I ever have.

    • @stick7223
      @stick7223 2 роки тому

      yeah that story was definitely fake

  • @jolte4
    @jolte4 3 роки тому +3501

    Why is no one talking about the part when he was mentioning the COVID deaths and how the number went up from 500k to 550k to 580k within seconds? That one was so subtle bro 😂

    • @sharkmug1583
      @sharkmug1583 2 роки тому +86

      so subtle and genuinely hilarious

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt 2 роки тому +24

      Came here looking for this comment.

    • @nicgwapo9777
      @nicgwapo9777 2 роки тому +45

      I’ve been looking for someone who commented this, so subtle and has me rolling on the floor, but people are only talking about the poke-badges and the civil war jokes

    • @finnian5588
      @finnian5588 2 роки тому +24

      I died from COVID, according to my Dr.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 2 роки тому

      @@sharkmug1583
      Truly hilarious deaths.

  • @Ploofles
    @Ploofles 3 роки тому +941

    "North and South can agree on one thing: Black People Should Be Free." sir that is genius

    • @stoicanchor8721
      @stoicanchor8721 3 роки тому +23

      I didn't get it, can you explain it, please?

    • @iris5792
      @iris5792 3 роки тому +141

      @@stoicanchor8721 the north means free in a freedom sort way, the south means monetarily

    • @neuvation6607
      @neuvation6607 3 роки тому +15

      republicans were in majority when slavery was voted out of law, not liberals, jokes are only funny when they hold underlying truth, this doesn't.

    • @manhattenproject111
      @manhattenproject111 3 роки тому +62

      @@neuvation6607 Lincoln was republican, also thats just generally a dumb take on what jokes are

    • @stoicanchor8721
      @stoicanchor8721 3 роки тому +6

      @@iris5792 Thanks for explaining :)

  • @jamesmurray4466
    @jamesmurray4466 Рік тому +1

    "One collects weapons the other mental illness like they were pokeballs" shared for this because of this one quote! 🤣

  • @spellowdino8855
    @spellowdino8855 Рік тому +1

    As someone with parents who had split custody and were on the opposite sides of the political extremes, it’s buck wild. I didn’t really know where I stood because I had opposite influences, but I also think I have a more “pure” decision because I’ve seen both sides very clearly.

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 3 роки тому +464

    If the founding fathers heard your Disneyland story they'd replace the declaration of independence with a suicide pact

  • @VyPrezWolfpackMusic
    @VyPrezWolfpackMusic 3 роки тому +948

    “Sir, this is a churro line”
    Reddit will adopt this phrase by the end of next week.

    • @evilgaming1112
      @evilgaming1112 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah I am using this

    • @alloncipriani7633
      @alloncipriani7633 3 роки тому +13

      Redditor here can confirm

    • @alanalvarez3130
      @alanalvarez3130 3 роки тому +1

      México ❣️🇲🇽👌

    • @timmygodwin8521
      @timmygodwin8521 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/EgYOim3wvK4/v-deo.html

    • @davefred
      @davefred 3 роки тому +4

      @@alloncipriani7633 Dude... You don't just admit to being a redditard...

  • @nonametherabbit8593
    @nonametherabbit8593 2 роки тому

    Love the detail on the tomato salad

  • @zachattach850
    @zachattach850 Рік тому +2

    “So anyway, that’s my argument against universal healthcare”.
    I felt that in my soul… you meant that…lol

  • @vishal2352
    @vishal2352 3 роки тому +433

    Return of the King... Now waiting for sam onela to return

    • @coreytaylor447
      @coreytaylor447 3 роки тому +35

      one day he will remember the password to his account, and when that day comes we will be ready

    • @thetalkativefos716
      @thetalkativefos716 3 роки тому +9

      When it happens I'll plop my doge on my lap and the two of us shall gaze at his majesties return

    • @Kozakow
      @Kozakow 3 роки тому +4

      Sorry bro, but this decade can be own by only one Paint artist. Sadly we got the wrong one...

    • @sufferingincorporatedtm1781
      @sufferingincorporatedtm1781 3 роки тому +2

      o7
      we must be patient
      he will return

    • @DaroyalJ
      @DaroyalJ 3 роки тому +5

      Grade returned Casually Explained returned now it’s time for Samuel O Nella