Casually Explained: Red Flags

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  • @sylver8919
    @sylver8919 3 роки тому +12681

    "They have the same last name as you"
    Married people:"Oh no"

  • @coolesocke8675
    @coolesocke8675 4 роки тому +20805

    If she invites you to her home and there is a Soviet Union flag on the wall. That’s a big red flag.

    • @godsavecanada
      @godsavecanada 4 роки тому +325

      lmao nice joke

    • @orkzin
      @orkzin 3 роки тому +43

      🤣🤣😂

    • @DarthPhroge
      @DarthPhroge 3 роки тому +77

      Most people would stare at you like: bruh. But I enjoyed the joke. For real :D

    • @xavi47
      @xavi47 3 роки тому +264

      Our flag

    • @okboomer6541
      @okboomer6541 3 роки тому +83

      She's a Russian spy

  • @fiskedunser6314
    @fiskedunser6314 2 роки тому +15777

    If she's into geography and tests your knowledge by asking you what China's flag would look like without the stars, that's a red flag.

    • @kenan5896
      @kenan5896 2 роки тому +173

      ...
      Ohhhhhhhh, I get it! *Spongebob laugh*

    • @ZayBack95
      @ZayBack95 2 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @voidzminer1017
      @voidzminer1017 2 роки тому +86

      Same thing if she’s from Switzerland

    • @fiskedunser6314
      @fiskedunser6314 2 роки тому +2

      @@voidzminer1017 ua-cam.com/video/g-bVEc8oZvk/v-deo.html

    • @lorika4819
      @lorika4819 2 роки тому +20

      now thats a nice red flag

  • @lyricalcarpenter
    @lyricalcarpenter 3 роки тому +7042

    “Whoever is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter, is not a nice person.”
    -Sign on the wall in Jimmy John’s

    • @sinuslebastian6366
      @sinuslebastian6366 2 роки тому +11

      Faxx

    • @zachary4652
      @zachary4652 2 роки тому +76

      funny because they treat their employees like shit

    • @JPmax4ever
      @JPmax4ever 2 роки тому

      JJs gettin' it right once again, just like the food.

    • @AlessandroGenTLe
      @AlessandroGenTLe 2 роки тому +1

      Been there. But since she was a Brazilian 28yo bed godesse, it only took me (Italian, 44yo) 2 years to detach :D

    • @sparkyspinz9897
      @sparkyspinz9897 Рік тому +1

      @@zachary4652 I wouldn't say they treat employees like shit. They pay them like absolute shit though.

  • @peonya8437
    @peonya8437 3 роки тому +12406

    Realizes I’m into high schoolers- starts sweating
    Remembers that I’m a high schooler too- oh yeah

    • @Bobbob-dv4hp
      @Bobbob-dv4hp 3 роки тому +1452

      That’s no excuse

    • @MrKanjidude
      @MrKanjidude 3 роки тому +815

      *_Confused Chris Hansen noises_*

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 3 роки тому +644

      It ain't illegal if you're both underage

    • @peonya8437
      @peonya8437 3 роки тому +230

      @@Bobbob-dv4hp then take me to jail my good sir

    • @peonya8437
      @peonya8437 3 роки тому +75

      @@dapperfield595 that’s my motto

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 4 роки тому +18302

    My girlfriend's red flag wouldn't bother me if it didn't have a swastika on it.

    • @ramonfry9673
      @ramonfry9673 4 роки тому +2613

      Unless you're into that...

    • @LuneLuan
      @LuneLuan 4 роки тому +243

      Bro this is too funny

    • @foxcom3183
      @foxcom3183 4 роки тому +507

      That's just the Canadian flag with a cool design on it, so clearly it's just a quirk that's neither good nor bad

    • @jonathansibrian695
      @jonathansibrian695 4 роки тому +250

      is she single?

    • @Andrew-qo4cq
      @Andrew-qo4cq 4 роки тому +216

      Based and redpilled.

  • @nho335
    @nho335 3 роки тому +4959

    "Is she toxic?"
    Yeah again you really can't tell, maybe she was just acting.

    • @DeltaPi314
      @DeltaPi314 3 роки тому +78

      If you have to ask that question that means "Yes".
      If you didn't ask that question, maybe you should.

    • @nesdes8363
      @nesdes8363 3 роки тому +5

      Bruh

    • @robinwilliams9970
      @robinwilliams9970 2 роки тому +12

      I havent met every woman yet but I have never met a toxic one who wasnt jelous, or a jelous one who wasnt toxic.

    • @50ULL355
      @50ULL355 2 роки тому +7

      Or poisoned
      I'll show myself out

    • @kalinmir
      @kalinmir 2 роки тому +6

      My girl is a tall glass of cyanide *.*

  • @razvanefros411
    @razvanefros411 Рік тому +2984

    I like how he placed incest lower than being rude to waiters

    • @Santiago-ke7yj
      @Santiago-ke7yj Рік тому +57

      Nguyen.

    • @RockinRocketScience
      @RockinRocketScience Рік тому +3

      Wait when?

    • @kennethxu1789
      @kennethxu1789 Рік тому +75

      @@RockinRocketScience”they have the same last name as you”

    • @RockinRocketScience
      @RockinRocketScience Рік тому +53

      @@kennethxu1789 oh, that's specific...in most parts. My parents were born in different places in India with the same last name, to which I checked their birth certificates and yeah, they actually met by fate.

    • @razvanefros411
      @razvanefros411 Рік тому +47

      @@Felipe_Rosso yes officer, this comment here

  • @AmesiesCorner
    @AmesiesCorner 7 років тому +16597

    ""If your attracted to girls still in high school a great way to get over that is to talk to one of them."
    Gold..

    • @S1baar
      @S1baar 7 років тому +82

      explain?

    • @Charcolt619GTS
      @Charcolt619GTS 7 років тому +878

      S1baar *THEY WONT LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING WEIRDO WHO LIKES HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS DUMMY.* also they can be quite mean and volatile.

    • @copop2288
      @copop2288 7 років тому +795

      S1baar Teens are stereotypically moody.

    • @ShiroTheTuber
      @ShiroTheTuber 7 років тому +1581

      S1baar they're fucking retarded

    • @kosztaz87
      @kosztaz87 7 років тому +1432

      He means that high school girls are dumb as shit, and are not capable of holding a conversation about anything that involves more than parties, shopping, going out, and reality shows.

  • @michaelthomas8077
    @michaelthomas8077 4 роки тому +7456

    "When you look at someone through Rose colored glasses, all red flags just look like flags." BJH

    • @opritchard8611
      @opritchard8611 4 роки тому +96

      They just look a bit pinker mate, still red through those glasses. Sorry. (/Woosh)

    • @BixlsYT
      @BixlsYT 4 роки тому +79

      I’m gonna be an asshole rq. It’s BJH

    • @kimpastabowl1058
      @kimpastabowl1058 4 роки тому +22

      at first i read BGH as an onomatopoeia😂

    • @viceroydanil
      @viceroydanil 4 роки тому +56

      this is bogack by the way... horseman

    • @muskbakeshindi
      @muskbakeshindi 4 роки тому +2

      BoJack

  • @everettburdett1702
    @everettburdett1702 3 роки тому +2660

    The minesweeper image he showed actually has a possible outcome that the one in the middle is safe

    • @melon9285
      @melon9285 2 роки тому +51

      thats what i was thinking

    • @poznyakpoznyak
      @poznyakpoznyak 2 роки тому +558

      Which is awesome as a metaphor. It isn't a bomb 100%, it's just highly likely a bomb.

    • @polokan
      @polokan 2 роки тому +35

      That's the joke

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 2 роки тому +35

      @@polokan * Wheezes *

    • @megrelikaci3380
      @megrelikaci3380 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @Poison69
    @Poison69 3 роки тому +7319

    Guys and girls, IF you don’t like their friends, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT get attached to them, you are who you walk with, she’s exactly like her friends. I had to learn this the hard way.

    • @astridkjellberg
      @astridkjellberg 3 роки тому +602

      i needed to hear that so badly, thank you. i think i might dodged a bullet because most of his friends were pretty great but there were two people who had the most influence on him and they were toxic as hell, not to mention one of the two is a girl.

    • @gregdaweson4657
      @gregdaweson4657 3 роки тому +383

      @@astridkjellberg "one of the two is a girl." ho sheet, dis just got real.

    • @piggy6394
      @piggy6394 3 роки тому +5

      thank you

    • @tarzaan2603
      @tarzaan2603 3 роки тому +18

      Absolutely correct, i had to fk that up too a year ago.

    • @chiko4536
      @chiko4536 3 роки тому +173

      Can confirm, I was always looking for reasons she was different from them but after a while it was pretty clear she was just not the person I hoped she was

  • @ChumperDumper
    @ChumperDumper 7 років тому +4663

    My girlfriend sent me this video and then said to "Talk to me when you understand." That'd be a red flag right?

    • @msrDeno
      @msrDeno 7 років тому +68

      ChumperDumper ya

    • @Mierda142
      @Mierda142 7 років тому +440

      ChumperDumper she sounds like a red flag

    • @donnash5813
      @donnash5813 7 років тому +250

      I'd be like 'Mayday . . . Mayday. I'm hit. Bailing out now.

    • @stocksj5302
      @stocksj5302 7 років тому +69

      multiple red flags.

    • @ryand1404
      @ryand1404 7 років тому +253

      Ummm... nah you're fine, probably doesn't mean anything, best to ignore it

  • @djblaze2395
    @djblaze2395 4 роки тому +17663

    “Or they’re a Russian spy, which is hot.”

    • @mav2011
      @mav2011 4 роки тому +65

      DJ Blaze makes sense, bro

    • @TechnoMinarchistBall
      @TechnoMinarchistBall 4 роки тому +209

      I mean not wrong

    • @ChiefMaguyuk
      @ChiefMaguyuk 4 роки тому +27

      You didn’t put a second quotation mark

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 4 роки тому +23

      @@ChiefMaguyuk Syntax error.

    • @mav2011
      @mav2011 4 роки тому +31

      ChiefMaguyuk “dOeS tHaT bOtHeR yOu?

  • @burnininhell
    @burnininhell 2 роки тому +655

    Started seeing a woman who, after about two weeks of seeing her, called me absolutely hysterical. I met her in a parking lot where she informed me that not only was she actually still living with her 'ex' but she is also now pregnant with his child.
    She then dumped me to give him a shot at fatherhood.
    THEN she came to me to tell me all the horrible ways he mistreated her.
    I don't talk to her anymore.

    • @ozayyh8464
      @ozayyh8464 2 роки тому +48

      she sounds like a nice person to be with

    • @RuchitaMahimkar
      @RuchitaMahimkar Рік тому +83

      What zone is even this?

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 Рік тому +45

      I don't even know what color flag this is.
      Reminds me of an ex I had a few years ago, tried running away while dumping her kid on me since I was already a father... if I could I would've tried adopting her but it was so messed up. So I ended up reporting her and left the kid to the system... no idea if I did the right thing or not

    • @ColossalNakk
      @ColossalNakk 10 місяців тому

      We live in such a world man…

    • @barbiegirl2212
      @barbiegirl2212 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@tbone9474 ну чужой ребенок не твоя ответственность, я понимаю бросать ребенка в детский дом это ужасно. Но поверь такая как она сделала бы нового и тоже бы искала куда его выкинуть. Мне кажется если ты морально и финансового можешь заботиться об ещё одном ребенке, то стоит забрать, если нет, то лучше пусть ему найдут другую семью

  • @cwcpants140
    @cwcpants140 2 роки тому +724

    "If you find yourself attracted to girls in high school, a great way to get over that is to talk to one of them" LMAO this killed me. i work at a fast food place with a bunch of high schoolers so by this, is the joke that they're annoying and immature af?

    • @thetribe4893
      @thetribe4893 2 роки тому +125

      yes

    • @Dommymangone
      @Dommymangone Рік тому +48

      I thought the joke was if you talk to them, you’d get arrested or something, but yeah that makes sense.

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 Рік тому +30

      Either this or you get arrested

    • @jeremyroland5602
      @jeremyroland5602 Рік тому +10

      Most of my coworkers are high school girls. Yes. Yes they are. I like talking with them at work but outside of work is a nope. They love me tho and always wanna talk to me. I’m gay so high school girls are basically my spirit animal.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 Рік тому +2

      That's not obvious? Yes. That's the joke. 😅😂🎉

  • @Calyx
    @Calyx 7 років тому +2920

    That minesweeper bit was fucking gold

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 7 років тому +8

      Calyx It was genious!!

    • @NamanArusia
      @NamanArusia 7 років тому +5

      Thought the same thing. That Minesweeper joke was excellent.

    • @Renlyn06
      @Renlyn06 7 років тому +11

      I don't think I understand. Was it supposed to be wrong?

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 7 років тому +51

      He was talking about red flags, and in minesweeper, you put red flags on squares that you think are hiding a bomb.

    • @Renlyn06
      @Renlyn06 7 років тому +16

      But on that screen chance that the bomb would be in the middle was quite low

  • @MinZilla
    @MinZilla 4 роки тому +13455

    If they have big ussr, china or vietnam flags on their walls, that's a few red flags

    • @JoetheDilo1917
      @JoetheDilo1917 4 роки тому +508

      Good red flags

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 4 роки тому +296

      @@JoetheDilo1917 Good answer.

    • @bachpham6862
      @bachpham6862 4 роки тому +145

      Talking mad shit for someone living so near trees.

    • @MinZilla
      @MinZilla 4 роки тому +120

      @@bachpham6862 Uno reverse card because I'm vietnamese

    • @thanethanh6405
      @thanethanh6405 3 роки тому +58

      @@MinZilla says the guy from Hanoi
      Post was made by Saigon gang

  • @brecht3962
    @brecht3962 2 роки тому +251

    In high school I liked a girl who was really pretty, nice to me, etc. Then I found out that often she immediately throws away the lunch her dad made her, when arriving at school. That was such a small thing but it was crucial to me.

    • @lih3391
      @lih3391 2 роки тому +1

      There must be a good reason right?

    • @diarenee9012
      @diarenee9012 2 роки тому +8

      Maybe there's a reason for that? Like maybe there was ants or dirt there

    • @brecht3962
      @brecht3962 2 роки тому +37

      Nope, just picky.
      We remained friends though

    • @Carniverousgoldfish
      @Carniverousgoldfish Рік тому +30

      Sounds like she was just picky, but that wouldn't necessarily be the case. I used to do something like this when I was a teen, though I was pretty waste conscious, and was a bit disappointed in myself at the time for being so picky and wasteful. It took over fifteen years and a lot of therapy until I put one (being picked on for my packed lunches) and one (super controlling parents) together only recently and realised it was actually a lot deeper than that, and to shed my shame about it. Genuinely just assumed at the time that I didn't like cheese sandwiches. :P

    • @neco5740
      @neco5740 Рік тому +6

      I mean she could just be too nice/timid to tell her father that she really hated the lunch he was making

  • @wtfzalgo
    @wtfzalgo 3 роки тому +317

    Casually explained: "after meeting a lot of new people..."
    Me, an introvert: "you guys are meeting people?!"

    • @courtneygrier2015
      @courtneygrier2015 3 роки тому +3

      This.

    • @royalfool3600
      @royalfool3600 3 роки тому +4

      You guys are people?

    • @nimakal1995
      @nimakal1995 2 роки тому +1

      @@royalfool3600 guys?

    • @royalfool3600
      @royalfool3600 2 роки тому

      @@nimakal1995 or guyettes and non-guynaries sorry about that

    • @nimakal1995
      @nimakal1995 2 роки тому +1

      @@royalfool3600 oh no dude i was continuing your comment train or writing less and less... no harm here but thanks!!!

  • @crqf2010ruler
    @crqf2010ruler 4 роки тому +7930

    Redflags:
    "She is married, unless you're into that"
    "She is pregnant, unless you're into that"
    "She is under 18, *CHRIS HANSEN*"

    • @noahmcelravy7743
      @noahmcelravy7743 4 роки тому +340

      If you are into that, it is actually a felony; please don't do that. If you still really want to, just talk to one for 5 minutes.

    • @nawafj1741
      @nawafj1741 4 роки тому +102

      Lmao he deleted my comment where I said “it’s 16 where I live” so just to clarify I’m not saying go date 16 year olds and I’m 18 myself so...

    • @gsalsam
      @gsalsam 4 роки тому +2

      crqf2010ruler 😂

    • @Nicolas-hh5cp
      @Nicolas-hh5cp 4 роки тому +9

      *CHRIS HANDSOME*

    • @darkorbitpro1
      @darkorbitpro1 4 роки тому +4

      *yemen intensifies*

  • @coreynj
    @coreynj 7 років тому +1330

    "A good way to get over that is to talk to them.."
    OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO TRUE

    • @forteastro6996
      @forteastro6996 7 років тому +24

      coreynj This is why I dig mature chicks older than me. not like old/milf level but yeah.

    • @Calyx
      @Calyx 7 років тому +47

      You haven't lived until you've received a rusty trombone from a granny.

    • @billydarley6925
      @billydarley6925 7 років тому

      i never heard of that till just the other day when my gay coworker made a rusty trombone joke. me and another coworker had to ask what he was talking about.

    • @Calyx
      @Calyx 7 років тому +3

      As long as he isn't talking about Cleveland steamers, it's all good

    • @S1baar
      @S1baar 7 років тому +1

      explain?

  • @VaughanRoderick
    @VaughanRoderick 3 роки тому +867

    Missing some big ones:
    Has a high paying job, doesn't eat much if ever and asks you for money regularly, they're a Crackhead
    Lives in the same house as their ex, claims their just a friend, you can't come over.
    Tries to pressure you into stuff you have ethical problems with.
    Demands to have access to your phone.
    Won't leave when asked.
    Follows you literally everywhere. Work, friends, family, etc. Will wait outside until you're done.
    Blows up your phone if you don't answer immediately.
    Insists that you are cheating when you know that you're not.
    Acts in spite.
    There's more, I've dated some really fucked up people and have some great examples. I've also dated some great people in which I was the problem in the relationship. You live, you hopefully learn.

    • @MaddieFrankX
      @MaddieFrankX 3 роки тому +139

      Oh, wow. Dose are not red flags anymore. Those are ticking bombs.

    • @someone862
      @someone862 3 роки тому +12

      This is like the obvious shit

    • @whiteknight9221
      @whiteknight9221 2 роки тому +14

      "Will wait outside until you're done"
      - don't get this one, anyone who can explain? Why is this bad?

    • @VaughanRoderick
      @VaughanRoderick 2 роки тому +58

      @@whiteknight9221 Ontop of following you everwhere. It's stalking/ invasion of privacy.

    • @jackismname
      @jackismname 2 роки тому

      Crack heads don’t have high paying jobs though?

  • @TalmageHowe
    @TalmageHowe 3 роки тому +263

    Casually Explained: oohhh Canadian
    Me: sad Peruvian noises🇵🇪

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 3 роки тому +6

      😭🪶

    • @Klimbo93
      @Klimbo93 3 роки тому +3

      Thats Austria bro
      What's a Peruvian?

    • @belemusic
      @belemusic 3 роки тому +19

      @@Klimbo93 it is austria if you turn your head 90°

    • @capitaopacoca8454
      @capitaopacoca8454 3 роки тому +6

      @@Klimbo93 That's not Austria you blind piece of mush

    • @dropd1695
      @dropd1695 3 роки тому +4

      🇵🇪found it

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 7 років тому +3477

    THAT MINESWEEPER JOKE WAS SO UNDERRATED.

    • @brianjc720
      @brianjc720 7 років тому +93

      Kyle Li Idk man the top comment is about the minesweeper joke.

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 7 років тому +75

      NOT RATED ENOUGH.

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 7 років тому +13

      Mozu Zozu Do you play Minesweeper?

    • @NinkasiDelight
      @NinkasiDelight 7 років тому +8

      Unless all the surrounding tiles were blank, I don't think that situation can happen in minesweeper game.

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 7 років тому +42

      Uh, this can 100% happen in a minesweeper game because like how you mentioned, all of the surroundings don't have bombs lol.

  • @Slow-zm5wv
    @Slow-zm5wv 9 місяців тому +39

    As a junior in high school, I'm thankful this video made it to me. My crush is literally 16, but now I know that's a red flag.

  • @thrakerzad5874
    @thrakerzad5874 3 роки тому +304

    If she invites you to her home and there is a Chinese flag on the wall. That’s a big red flag.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 3 роки тому +1

      Haaaaaaah!

    • @joecorrigan8535
      @joecorrigan8535 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @lilaclita1906
      @lilaclita1906 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @iwatchwithnoads7480
      @iwatchwithnoads7480 2 роки тому +2

      If she's been in Chinese army (and so did the parades), she's used to seeing a lot of red flags. So you being a huge red flag won't bother her

    • @user-cw3wm9lx7w
      @user-cw3wm9lx7w 5 місяців тому

      @@iwatchwithnoads7480 she’s a communist, red flag literally.

  • @dm2060
    @dm2060 4 роки тому +3918

    I don't think people here are appreciating the minesweeper joke enough

  • @archieenry1601
    @archieenry1601 4 роки тому +3101

    >Has no hobbies so will try to insert themselves into your life and this will weigh you down
    I came here for lighthearted comedy not a personal attack

    • @somedude8346
      @somedude8346 4 роки тому +75

      Bruh every gender does this just focus on building a healthy relationship with yourself since your stuck with that forever and if you find someone who is doing so to and you both(unless polygamous) function better improving yourselves together go for it. Obviusly this isnt perfect advice but this might be helpful

    • @Ben28287
      @Ben28287 4 роки тому +1

      Archie 'Enry are you a girl?

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 4 роки тому +26

      You probably should feel attacked if you're taking advantage of other people to add meaning to your own life.

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 3 роки тому +14

      @@jamesmccomb9525 I interpreted that segment as more of if they don't have anything they like doing but want to date you they might become overbearing.

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 роки тому +7

      God you sound insufferable

  • @Keivz
    @Keivz 11 місяців тому +25

    If they have no interests or hobbies in their life, then YOU will become the hobby in their life. It wears you down because you start feeling guilty enjoying yourself while they sulk, but then you start feeling resentful that they are taking you away from your other joys and ambitions. He was wise to put that one on this list.

  • @jackhammer40k_
    @jackhammer40k_ 3 роки тому +540

    S tier red flag: They put the milk in the bowl before the cereal

    • @Mizzurani
      @Mizzurani 3 роки тому +32

      wtf... monster likes this exist?

    • @hk-ex4gw
      @hk-ex4gw 3 роки тому +12

      How does it feel to overestimate the milk to cereal ratio you cerealtard

    • @jackhammer40k_
      @jackhammer40k_ 3 роки тому +13

      @@hk-ex4gw That's just it dude.... THEY DON'T CARE!!! 😱

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 роки тому +35

      I for one put the bowl on the table first

    • @niladrimallik3172
      @niladrimallik3172 3 роки тому +27

      Wait, isn't that normal?
      We always pour the milk first, and then whatever we wanna add.

  • @emmabaker_10
    @emmabaker_10 7 років тому +8421

    "They have the same last name as you. That's a bad sign.. in most places" lmaooooo

  • @Danilaschannel
    @Danilaschannel 7 років тому +60

    3:26 Genuinely expected him to say "unless you're into that"

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 3 роки тому +45

    “People who are secretive about their past”
    I’ve got a whole ass tragic backstory that pops up out of nowhere. I’m completely fine by this point, but it’s no fun for other people to just hear so I avoid it whenever possible.

    • @rooness2184
      @rooness2184 3 роки тому +3

      Trauma gang? If so, same hat :D

    • @ray_marbella
      @ray_marbella Рік тому +3

      I had a date before who kept pestering me to tell me about my past. I was dumb, i was young and i made mistakes. Im not proud of it but i learned from it. It feels unfair to tell something the other person will hold you into and use it to their advantage. Whats important is of who i am right now. My past will always be a part of me but it should not overshadow of what im trying to be.

    • @kiamckenz
      @kiamckenz Рік тому +1

      only reason i keep my past to myself now is because ive had smaller things used against me by people i thought i could trust so no chance i could trust anyone with the big stuff, but if someone asks me something and i decide to answer, i wont lie about it

    • @Draconicdisciple
      @Draconicdisciple Рік тому

      Also, the past can be personal... Why do they have to be coerced into trusting you right when you want to know the information? Give them time and don't be surprised if they need more of it.

  • @music.sudarshan
    @music.sudarshan 3 роки тому +32

    "It's actually just you." Thank you, I needed that.

  • @Jessesdead
    @Jessesdead 7 років тому +6317

    I'm Canadian and i'm offended that you assume I don't lick the yogurt off the lid.

    • @randylianabella4861
      @randylianabella4861 5 років тому +450

      SADE You're no Canadian. Canadian's always apologize even if they were the one offended. Sorry.

    • @Ruiluth
      @Ruiluth 5 років тому +44

      your flag is still red and white though

    • @shumymai
      @shumymai 5 років тому +141

      I'm Canadian but I also don't lick the yogurt off the lid. Sorry.

    • @DavidUtau
      @DavidUtau 5 років тому

      Thanks

    • @glanni
      @glanni 5 років тому +47

      Canada isn't real

  • @dsd_savage5570
    @dsd_savage5570 7 років тому +2075

    That Russian accent was fiirree!

    • @error98123
      @error98123 7 років тому +4

      Tornado... TORNADO92!!!!

    • @shouldigetit
      @shouldigetit 7 років тому +4

      Ho yeah Comrade, vvvery good inded

    • @ToxicRize
      @ToxicRize 7 років тому

      DsD_Savage 666th like

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 7 років тому +1

      Must kill Moose and Squirrel. Get that?!

    • @Redtecho
      @Redtecho 7 років тому

      Rrruskeeyee

  • @MannyKunV
    @MannyKunV 2 роки тому +56

    0:56 thats actually advice i gave to a friend(s). i told them: "if you cant make her laugh dont bother. and i mean laugh-laugh. not a chuckle, not an awkward giggle, she actually thought what you said was funny and enjoyed your wit.". i make sure they understand its not a dead cut off but it is an indicator if they have an interest in you

    • @williamle1884
      @williamle1884 2 роки тому +4

      @Safwaan when there is more than one friend, probably

    • @williamle1884
      @williamle1884 2 роки тому +2

      @Safwaan well it depends if there is more than one friend or not whether i can tell if theres more than one friend or not

  • @shruikan1605
    @shruikan1605 Рік тому +17

    There is not enough appreciation for the setup for the Canadian joke that was phenomenal

  • @jonahswain
    @jonahswain 6 років тому +2822

    Using internet explorer is not a red and white flag, or even a red flag... It is a complete instant deal breaker.

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 4 роки тому +3092

    "People tend to be friends with people similar to them..."
    Ah, that explains why I have no friends

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 4 роки тому +134

      I'm evidently also utterly unique! We seem to have something in common, actually.

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 4 роки тому +23

      @@vitriolicAmaranth indeed? Care to elaborate?

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 4 роки тому +142

      @@thebestcentaur yeah the fact we have no friends

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 4 роки тому +13

      Ah, I see

    • @drakoxd29
      @drakoxd29 4 роки тому +28

      The thing is... you are not, you are just edgy and that is a fact, get over it and if you want friends go make them

  • @dwarf9938
    @dwarf9938 Рік тому +44

    Pro tip, a guy/girl constantly complaining about their ex and shittalking them all the time, almost always means THEY are the ones that caused the break up, or were toxic in the relationship. Took me years to learn how to filter the "yea my last boyfriend was sooo bad" as such.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 11 місяців тому

      It's already obvious from the fact that there is more than 1 "o" in "so", that's always a big clue.

    • @Sophie-vw5ol
      @Sophie-vw5ol 9 місяців тому

      It's not that easy. There's not one in a relationship but too. So if a relationship is toxic both people act toxic in a way. And if it's just to themselves.

  • @lestaziarogue4386
    @lestaziarogue4386 2 роки тому +50

    the minesweeper image when he was talking about someone surrounding themselves with unsavory individuals literally made me spit my water out laughing. Thank you

  • @EnderKhaos
    @EnderKhaos 7 років тому +1498

    that minesweeper part was genius!

    • @Archimans
      @Archimans 7 років тому +62

      AnotherPleb that's why it's especially genius. the whole video ends on the person looking for red flags possible misinterpreting them...

    • @C12H
      @C12H 7 років тому +6

      No, it has to be the middle one, or else when the "1" was clicked that would appear as a "2" as well - it clears gaps sorta like, rivers, with the warning boxes being the sand, and the unknown boxes being grass.

    • @tirs0d
      @tirs0d 7 років тому +1

      that was so genius

    • @MysteryJ0ker
      @MysteryJ0ker 7 років тому +4

      There's only one place to put the red flag at that point in the game. You're making excuses. You're the red flag. Sorry.

    • @Cuzynot132
      @Cuzynot132 6 років тому +4

      AnotherPleb Ik this is late but the middle has to be the bomb, this is due to if it isn't, it should have automatically been shown as a blank, which means no bomb in all 8 directions, and in no version of minesweeper I've seen people open a 0 before.

  • @NoSkates
    @NoSkates 7 років тому +2618

    If someone finds me attractive, that's a major red flag.

    • @awesomeguy9573
      @awesomeguy9573 7 років тому +218

      NoSkates "hey imma copy the top comment with almost 3k likes"

    • @LemonChieff
      @LemonChieff 6 років тому +5

      You so hot

    • @diamonds_realm
      @diamonds_realm 6 років тому +5

      NoSkates if someone does it means they cleary are very wrong in the head

    • @fireblaze8491
      @fireblaze8491 2 роки тому +8

      @@awesomeguy9573 I don't think anyone should have time to read the entire comment section. Even if he did who cares also I didn't see the comment, probably sank due to yts algorithm.

    • @generalshaagi4832
      @generalshaagi4832 Рік тому +1

      BRO, THATS WHAT IM SAYING

  • @fourleafclover2064
    @fourleafclover2064 3 роки тому +41

    One of my most important vetting question is "do you think there's anything that people shouldn't joke about?" You can tell a lot about someone by who or what they make fun of. Jokes can reflect how you really feel about respecting people

    • @Mrcreeperdead
      @Mrcreeperdead 3 роки тому +44

      everyone and everything should be made fun of.

    • @laurentp89
      @laurentp89 3 роки тому +9

      Depends on if the joke is good... Joking about something is not the same as being disrespectful

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup1180
      @nevergonnagiveyouup1180 2 роки тому +19

      I like dark humor myself so I’m ok with most jokes. (Just not ones that instigate child abuse. I’ve been learning that that topic makes me heated)
      However Stereotyped jokes on race gender, sexuality and mental illness such as depression aren’t things I think should not be casually joked about often unless you’re in a group deleting where you know those jokes are ok
      And I do believe that people should understand and be apologetic if jokes about heavy topics offends someone because there’s a reason why they’re offensive jokes and just because you like it doesn’t mean everyone has to. After all you do not know what happened in their life.
      Jokes like that could remind them of an awful experience or just jokes about their oppression is simply offensive.

    • @jamesconn
      @jamesconn Рік тому +1

      I love dark humor, as long as it doesn't talk about children.

    • @Dibbo_
      @Dibbo_ Рік тому +1

      @@nevergonnagiveyouup1180 see the thing is, everyone has their own interpretation of comedy. For me anything can be joked about however I do know that I shouldn’t joke about certain things to certain people because they may get upset about it.

  • @hasanalmonem5713
    @hasanalmonem5713 3 роки тому +24

    "if you like high school girls just talk to them" LMAO

  • @angelaly6470
    @angelaly6470 4 роки тому +5066

    They have the same last name as you
    *CONFUSED VIETNAMESE NGUYEN NOISES*

  • @Citiesinmotionplayer
    @Citiesinmotionplayer 6 років тому +4338

    I like how the ship is the "Unsinkable 2" meaning there was another one that probably sunk

    • @user-ec8cg1nx8x
      @user-ec8cg1nx8x 6 років тому +240

      did you miss the titanic
      did you miss the whole thing
      a whole bunch of people died

    • @ygypt
      @ygypt 6 років тому +16

      WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM lol he outta the fuckin loop

    • @logansmith9317
      @logansmith9317 5 років тому +1

      Reeeeeeeee

    • @madydaby
      @madydaby 5 років тому +9

      Woooooosh

    • @officerchad1213
      @officerchad1213 5 років тому +7

      There WAS a ship called the Invincible, yeah it blew up spectacularly

  • @Superb17C
    @Superb17C 2 роки тому +18

    3:56 The center cell is not necessarily a mine! Put a flag on the 2nd cell in the top row, then travel around the edge adding a flag every 4th cell, and you have an alternate solution.

  • @divy2972
    @divy2972 2 роки тому +14

    2:57 😭😭😭

    • @voltflake
      @voltflake 11 місяців тому +2

      best moment of the video

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms 7 років тому +4482

    Where the fuck have you been??

  • @gh0std3lta84
    @gh0std3lta84 7 років тому +2722

    Bet he low key gets all the girls.

    • @Moerfks21
      @Moerfks21 7 років тому +300

      GH0STD3LTA bet he low key is a girl

    • @TheEpicpwnr100
      @TheEpicpwnr100 7 років тому +112

      Moerf to get the girls, you must become one of the girls.

    • @Spaccaspecchi
      @Spaccaspecchi 7 років тому +172

      Plot twist: he's the brown-haired girl in all the videos.

    • @tomasznowopolski5352
      @tomasznowopolski5352 7 років тому +44

      TheKillerManfred I hope not I mean friggin Internet Explorer?

    • @naantjez
      @naantjez 7 років тому

      holy shit

  • @CrestfallenChameleon
    @CrestfallenChameleon 3 роки тому +6

    The “Best Son - 2nd” ribbon on the wall was hilarious! Graphics are so subtle but clever

  • @owenlewis6214
    @owenlewis6214 2 роки тому +8

    Great ending. He uses comedy so much and so well that when he delivers a message completely serious it hits that much harder

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 7 років тому +4884

    as a man with a youtube channel, casually explained really hits the nail on the head with my life

    • @chaoticchris8924
      @chaoticchris8924 7 років тому +8

      My boy you are everywhere these days.

    • @G_U_STHEBESTE
      @G_U_STHEBESTE 7 років тому +1

      Cyranek fancy seeing you here

    • @SpinalSnowCat
      @SpinalSnowCat 6 років тому +1

      hello there

    • @coldnipples2145
      @coldnipples2145 6 років тому

      Damn that's pretty..wooo, I don't know what to...., GOOD LUCK!!!

    • @x-raydjen338
      @x-raydjen338 6 років тому

      And u hit a nail with this comment

  • @josephchaffer8035
    @josephchaffer8035 4 роки тому +5338

    "They have the same name as you... that's a bad sign. In some places."
    ALABAMA

    • @MarcoFire820g
      @MarcoFire820g 4 роки тому +64

      Any isolated rural village really

    • @MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows
      @MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows 4 роки тому +50

      What about every [insert first name] Johnson, Brown, Smith, Williams, Jones... etc?

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE 4 роки тому +66

      in Vietnam/China...not that big a deal, they're all called Nguyen/Chen.

    • @mostazezo
      @mostazezo 4 роки тому +15

      @@MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows I feel targeted

    • @josefcech
      @josefcech 4 роки тому +1

      @@MarcoFire820g ά rάήḏσm ςσmmέήτ τσ βσσṣτ (((Ÿøűťübę's))) άłĝσrΐτhm.

  • @galvatron3214
    @galvatron3214 Рік тому +70

    I know this one isnt a red flag that exists in relationships, but here's a definite red flag when it comes to friendships. When you have a friend that bad mouths all his other friends to you when their not around, especially when he does it often............ I guarantee you he bad mouths you aswell behind your back when your not around!!!!!. Think about it, why would you be this amazing exception compared to his other friends, that he would grant you and only you, a free pass???.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz Рік тому +7

      Because you don’t understand how fucking special I am.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 11 місяців тому

      Those kind of persons still aren't great to be around but sometimes you're just that fucking special, and it actually isn't that uncommon.

  • @oreagamerkat9228
    @oreagamerkat9228 Рік тому +1

    i love how this is humorous but still has genuinely good information

  • @hbrandon947
    @hbrandon947 7 років тому +1612

    I swear I thought he was going to say "They're under 18... Unless you're into that"

    • @pirloorioparty8278
      @pirloorioparty8278 7 років тому +19

      Brandon H. Yep ... me2 but that what he said was so funny

    • @zentropoetic
      @zentropoetic 7 років тому +109

      Brandon H. I think that was the joke

    • @Wenyfile
      @Wenyfile 7 років тому +31

      Age of consent varies a ton in each country, most common age of consent is 15-16,
      even in the US there are more states that have 16-17 as age of consent than 18
      Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent

    • @reneepineda-caron7080
      @reneepineda-caron7080 7 років тому +1

      Christoffer Jonsson Yeah. Wikipedia.

    • @Wenyfile
      @Wenyfile 7 років тому +17

      In this wikipedia page they have a few references that they have taken the information from
      Such as
      . Archived (PDF) from the original on 3 March 2012. Retrieved 11 February 2010.
      United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. "Refworld | 2003 Findings on the Worst Forms of Child Labor - Antigua and Barbuda". UNHCR. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Anguilla Laws". Anguilla Laws. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      "Wetboek van Aruba" (in Dutch). Government of Aruba. Retrieved 25 April 2011.
      Art. 16 Archived 11 October 2007 at the Wayback Machine.
      "The Government of The Bahamas - Home". Laws.Bahamas.gov.bs. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Microsoft Word - Barbados template start.doc" (PDF). Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "CAP 101 CRIMINAL CODE ACT" (PDF). Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Criminal Code (Amendment) (No. 2) Bill, 2013" (PDF). Retrieved 20 August 2016.
      "Caribbean GBV Law Portal: Country Resources: British Virgin Islands - UN Women - Multi-Country Office - Caribbean". Field Office Caribbean.
      "Canada's age of consent raised by 2 years". CBC News. 1 May 2008.
      SACC Website Team. "Sexual Assault Care Centre: Since You Asked: The Law - SACC provides emergency nurse, medical care, information thoughts feelings collect physical evidence help legal". Sacc.to. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Criminal Code (R.S., 1985, c. C-46), Section 159, Subsection (1)". Department of Justice Canada. 21 May 2010.
      "''R v CM'', 1995 CanLII 8924 (ON C.A.)". Canlii.org. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      "''R c Roy'', 1998 CanLII 12775 (QC C.A.)". Canlii.org. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      "''R v Roth'', 2002 ABQB 145". Canlii.org. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      Weber, Terry (22 June 2006). "Tories move to raise age of consent". Globe and Mail.
      Social Laws of Canada and Ontario summarised for the use of Children's Aid Societies and Social Workers, 1914
      b "Canada's legal age of consent to sexual activity (PRB 99-3E)". Dsp-psd.tpsgc.gc.ca. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "Archived copy" (PDF). Archived (PDF) from the original on 23 March 2012. Retrieved 2011-04-24.
      "Wetboek van Strafrecht bes". Government of the Netherlands. 15 December 2010. Retrieved 24 April 2011.
      Jump up ^ .www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ip.html Archived 21 November 2016 at the Wayback Machine.
      "Official Gazette of the Republic of Cuba". gacetaoficial.cu. March 1999. Retrieved 23 March 2016.
      "Wetboek van de Nederlandse Antillen" (in Dutch). Government of the Netherlands. Retrieved 24 April 2011.
      "Internet / Home - INTERPOL" (PDF). interpol.int.
      "2009 Human Rights Report: Dominican Republic". State.gov. 11 March 2010. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      El Salvador Penal Code at the Wayback Machine (archived 11 January 2012)
      ^ "Microsoft Word - El Salvador.doc" (PDF). Retrieved 10 December 2015.
      "CIA - The World Factbook". Cia.gov. Retrieved 10 August 2012.
      "Country Reports on Human Rights Practices". U.S. Department of State.
      "2009 Human Rights Reports: Guatemala". State.gov. 11 March 2010. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      "2009 Human Rights Report: Haiti". State.gov. 11 March 2010. Retrieved 16 February 2011.
      ""Archived copy" (PDF).
      Read them if you don't trust me, there are many more references as well, just look at the end of the wikipedia page
      A more specific page would be ;en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

  • @DragonActual
    @DragonActual 7 років тому +924

    "uses internet explorer"
    teachers *cough cough*

    • @seanfields2576
      @seanfields2576 5 років тому +7

      why would you date your teacher lmao

    • @FOPO313
      @FOPO313 5 років тому +17

      @@seanfields2576 sometimes your grades need a little boost

    • @Bsbds91826
      @Bsbds91826 5 років тому +1

      Dragon Actual i use fire fox

  • @aohall
    @aohall 3 роки тому

    great vid.. sarcastic and then serious at the end man love it

  • @Plaques9765
    @Plaques9765 2 роки тому +27

    Ykno it’s funny, I have been thru my string of relationship/situationships and never found much success. I ran into a lot of disastrous people and problematic things but in a lot of instances I never stopped to reflect and wonder if it was me and my behaviors that was adding some fuel to the fire. Last summer I had fallen for someone who fell for me but it ended by the end of the summer due to a whole slew of things. And it emotionally damaged me for a time, which was partially due to her being a toxic person overall, but I never accounted for my smoking habits or my overly emotional investment or how sad I would get when drinking alcohol. After going thru my bit of bad depression I sobered up and met someone else by chance and now we’ve been dating in quite a healthy relationship. Pretty cool when shit goes that way yknow?

  • @jackleague3086
    @jackleague3086 7 років тому +283

    Internet Explorer is not a "small" quirk

    • @jobelthirty1294
      @jobelthirty1294 7 років тому +6

      Jack League if theyre too dumb to just give in and at least get chrome, it's a definite dealbreaker.

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 7 років тому +3

      Marcus Munitions
      But internet explorer doesent exist anymore. It's called Microsoft "edge" now, so they wouldn't have to change the logo.

  • @_jackmodz
    @_jackmodz 7 років тому +469

    if you don't make a video in the next month, we aren't friends

    • @kevinc4123
      @kevinc4123 7 років тому +200

      of course i won't say that im just thinking that

  • @Elderrion
    @Elderrion 2 роки тому +7

    Seeing how they treat waiting staff is a good standard for checking for red flags

  • @Shagadelicjon
    @Shagadelicjon Рік тому

    I missed you bro, welcome back !!

  • @ThisIsTeeKay
    @ThisIsTeeKay 7 років тому +112

    Canadians don't let Canadians use Internet Explorer

    • @kokeru
      @kokeru 7 років тому +105

      Canadians are very sorry on behalf of the Canadians who do use Internet Explorer

    • @gabumonboys
      @gabumonboys 7 років тому +2

      ThisIsTeeKay They politely and casually murder internet explorer users.

  • @gamerguy012334
    @gamerguy012334 6 років тому +5784

    Who else thought he was gonna say "unless you're into that" after saying if their under 18 😂

    • @zaesrvnge9584
      @zaesrvnge9584 6 років тому +7

      Bankroll me

    • @zaesrvnge9584
      @zaesrvnge9584 6 років тому +231

      Bankroll I started dying after he didn't say it and that guy popped up

    • @TheKnifingZombie
      @TheKnifingZombie 6 років тому +330

      I feel like him not saying that but pausing instead was the joke there

    • @HighComissioner
      @HighComissioner 6 років тому +82

      Europe has countries not states, plus 16 is the usual age of consent.

    • @TheSmileyFacedPizza
      @TheSmileyFacedPizza 6 років тому +48

      Europe indeed has states, which we in America call countries because we changed the meaning of state when our first plan to make a confederation of states didn't work out so well.

  • @noelthornqvist6309
    @noelthornqvist6309 3 роки тому +9

    ”If you do find yourself being attracted into girls that are still in high school, great way to get over that is to talk to one of them”
    Is he talking from experience?

  • @alexward8139
    @alexward8139 3 роки тому

    By making your videos few and far between, as well as quality, I will always watch them.

  • @50ULL355
    @50ULL355 4 роки тому +4674

    The girl i was into laughed at everything i said.
    She thought I was a joke

  • @Deltarious
    @Deltarious 3 роки тому +416

    A Red Flag is a signal that marshals display on a racetrack indicating that the session is suspended or stopped due to imminent danger to competitors or spectators, or due to bad weather.

    • @tedioussugar384
      @tedioussugar384 3 роки тому +31

      Finally I found someone else in the comments who was thinking of that kind of red flag.
      Tbh that’s a bit of a red flag tho, why was that your initial thought process. What are you hiding?

    • @sgx9874
      @sgx9874 3 роки тому +3

      I was thinking more of the communism side...

    • @afriendlyhermit1080
      @afriendlyhermit1080 2 роки тому +1

      The Red Flag also means "No Quarter", meaning no one will be spared [unless they surrender unconditionally in certain situations.]

  • @erin2150
    @erin2150 3 роки тому

    I just found your channel, and its the perfect casual humor that makes me laugh. Thanks :)

  • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
    @user-fe8gx3ie5v 2 роки тому +12

    Being secretive about your past isn't a bad thing, especially early on in a friendship/other social relationship. People have traumas, regrets, etc. that they don't like talking about too much. That's perfectly understandable.

    • @bluebird1914
      @bluebird1914 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe early on. But at the same time I wouldn't be too keen on trusting someone who insists on being secretive. I mean even if you don't want to actually tell someone a particular thing about your past, at least be semi-open and tell them 'That brings up a lot of trauma and/or regret so I'm not comfortable sharing that with you just yet.' That way it doesn't make it seem like you're being unnecessarily secretive, plus it shows that you're not afraid of communicating.

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 4 роки тому +692

    "If you do find yourself attracted to girls who are in high school, great way to get over that is to talk to one of them."
    Truer words have never been spoken. You nailed that so hard that whenever someone warns me about falling for one of my students when I become a high school teacher, I'm just straight up gonna tell them this.

    • @_zoehhhhh
      @_zoehhhhh 2 роки тому +27

      wut

    • @JUICESxFLOWIN
      @JUICESxFLOWIN 2 роки тому +64

      Bruh you should never be “falling” for high schoolers in the first place yikes….

    • @alexanderstilianov
      @alexanderstilianov 2 роки тому +110

      @@JUICESxFLOWIN Exactly. My friends used to jokingly tease me to "be careful" before I became a teacher. It's all good though.

    • @anoukfleur2513
      @anoukfleur2513 2 роки тому +21

      That’s a relief to read really. I would like to teach at a high school too but was worried about that, however, even people my age turn me off when they lack life experience or intelligence. Should be hard to get around that barrier for someone below 18...

    • @alexanderstilianov
      @alexanderstilianov 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@anoukfleur2513 In that case you'll be just fine.

  • @farasapt6579
    @farasapt6579 7 років тому +996

    does having a relationship with your siblings is consider to be a red flag?

    • @-se
      @-se 7 років тому +282

      "Unless you're into that"

    • @GhastlyDerp
      @GhastlyDerp 7 років тому +33

      Incest is a felony. Not that the law could ever stop you.

    • @farasapt6579
      @farasapt6579 7 років тому +12

      GhastlyDerp hell yeah boiiii

    • @DruidEnjoyer
      @DruidEnjoyer 7 років тому +77

      Can't have outsiders get access to our superior genes.
      Gotta keep them in the family, like a family heirloom.

    • @venkteshprasadmayarao7265
      @venkteshprasadmayarao7265 7 років тому

      GhastlyDerp is it really?

  • @TheParatrooper1980
    @TheParatrooper1980 Рік тому

    Very therapeutic! Thank you!!!

  • @SUICIDALSCARFACE
    @SUICIDALSCARFACE 2 роки тому +1

    1:33 I love how he said that and the music slightly got louder☠️☠️☠️

  • @hypnovike
    @hypnovike 7 років тому +4023

    Glad I was able to make an appearance!

  • @rmrz9546
    @rmrz9546 7 років тому +804

    "Oh yes casually explained tell me again about how many subscribers you have"
    how is that for foreplay

  • @Yoda2000ful
    @Yoda2000ful 8 місяців тому

    Its like the ultimate way of saying to share this video! Goood Job!

  • @bugjuice_
    @bugjuice_ 2 роки тому +31

    Everyone has their imperfections, and everyone is insecure. There is no perfect person. the best way to get over your partner’s flaws is to understand their flaws, and love them for it. even if some aspects of their personality or appearance aren’t quite appealing to you, youre there to love them for who they are, and by getting past the minor details, can you bring out the beauty of the big picture. Aimless strokes on a canvas are quite ugly on their own, but when combining them to create a painting you find mistakes and imperfections are what make it so gorgeous. :)

  • @diegomegi7369
    @diegomegi7369 6 років тому +1104

    “They have the same last name as you...thats a bad sign...”

    • @ash-gl7hd
      @ash-gl7hd 6 років тому +99

      Diego Megi "in most places"

    • @Pillmates
      @Pillmates 6 років тому +63

      It's good to relate to your date its bad to be related to your date

    • @kokopelli5357
      @kokopelli5357 5 років тому +2

      Roll tide

    • @hash6073
      @hash6073 5 років тому

      see in my culture this happens which is why "in most places" is there but oh god lmao

    • @theshinyvaporeonfan2146
      @theshinyvaporeonfan2146 5 років тому

      Kokopelli you have aids

  • @BuzzSahas
    @BuzzSahas 4 роки тому +694

    Alabama : She can't friendzone you if she is your cousin.

  • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
    @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 2 роки тому +2

    "We sing happy birthday because the free desert is never free" this joke was too good to just be in the background

  • @vayne06
    @vayne06 11 місяців тому +2

    "Or they're a Russian spy, which is pretty hot"
    The most valid opinion ever!

  • @Sofewfriends
    @Sofewfriends 7 років тому +299

    That advice about who they surround themselves with is actually pretty good. Casually Learnt something!

    • @izzoArtistry
      @izzoArtistry 7 років тому

      1560 N. BlackstoneThe Best Of Gaming

  • @bleeters5984
    @bleeters5984 7 років тому +385

    What if I don't want to talk about my past because my past is just me playing World of Warcraft and watching anime all day whilst somehow managing to not starve to death?
    Just, y'know, hypothetically.

    • @KhenWolf
      @KhenWolf 7 років тому +38

      Bleeters I would accept that past.

    • @juliuslinus
      @juliuslinus 7 років тому +11

      Fucking weeaboo.

    • @altalena9139
      @altalena9139 7 років тому +5

      Otaku*

    • @fireaza
      @fireaza 7 років тому +29

      Am I the only one around here who gives a fuck about the correct use of weeaboo?

    • @johnbd9765
      @johnbd9765 7 років тому +4

      Start doing things you want to talk about or it will be your future too.

  • @Warden-NiNJeN
    @Warden-NiNJeN Рік тому

    3:56 That minesweeper example is genius

  • @S0ulSUrviv0R713
    @S0ulSUrviv0R713 3 роки тому

    this is phenomenal! :D

  • @menohaveaname
    @menohaveaname 7 років тому +1147

    I thought we were gonna explain the history of the term red flag and how the navy used it for signaling...

    • @nonenope886
      @nonenope886 7 років тому +10

      haha same

    • @alvaroramirez9819
      @alvaroramirez9819 7 років тому +92

      came here for flags got relationship advice, not cool

    • @skybax235574405
      @skybax235574405 7 років тому +10

      Legit best comment in the comment section 2017.

    • @jackrico3930
      @jackrico3930 6 років тому

      I thought it meant no quarters

    • @treyfreeman5992
      @treyfreeman5992 6 років тому +1

      Interestingly enough, he used a submarine and glacier as an illustration.

  • @TheKrusader2112
    @TheKrusader2112 6 років тому +208

    dang that minesweeper one was good

    • @zenox404
      @zenox404 4 роки тому +4

      Except that it's not correct

    • @maxk4324
      @maxk4324 4 роки тому

      @@zenox404 was a joke my dude

    • @donaldfabris3489
      @donaldfabris3489 4 роки тому

      What do you mean “its not correct”?

    • @zenox404
      @zenox404 4 роки тому +4

      @@donaldfabris3489 It's not guaranteed that a bomb is in the middle

    • @sleepydrewgre
      @sleepydrewgre 4 роки тому +2

      It's actually impossible that there is a bomb in the middle

  • @thejesusaurus6573
    @thejesusaurus6573 3 роки тому +1

    its so difficult to tell where the sarcasm ends and the advice begins.

  • @user-oc2ns2vi8c
    @user-oc2ns2vi8c 6 місяців тому

    Not a lot of channels make a grown man crack up. Comedic timing and delivery is perfect

  • @calebtalksyt
    @calebtalksyt 7 років тому +690

    Another example of a high tier red flag it if the other person isn't into memes

    • @andrearepschlager973
      @andrearepschlager973 7 років тому +1

      Caleb Talks/Road to 100 lollllll

    • @PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath
      @PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath 7 років тому +4

      gay

    • @adamsandaler5981
      @adamsandaler5981 7 років тому +6

      this is true though if they dont laugh at your memes its so fucking awkward

    • @WesFromIndiana
      @WesFromIndiana 7 років тому +15

      .....Unless you're into that

    • @Joltumbreon
      @Joltumbreon 7 років тому +5

      well i like memes but a lot of guys have sent me some of the shittiest memes i have ever laid eyes upon and i wonder why they felt the need to subject me to such torture. memes are too subjective, you know? the person needs to be into your memes.

  • @photograleah
    @photograleah 7 років тому +1988

    I've never clicked a notification so fast

  • @viksinha5410
    @viksinha5410 10 місяців тому

    4:00 The minesweeper part is the best

  • @estynmorales885
    @estynmorales885 2 роки тому +3

    I’m so glad I found this channel, I’m laughing my ass off

  • @carlosmilkovic132
    @carlosmilkovic132 6 років тому +186

    1:43 that accent though lmfaoooo

    • @creep8627
      @creep8627 4 роки тому +1

      Haha +The animation its just r\omgfunnyhahamoment