Replacing the 'Ol Knee | Bill Engvall
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2019
- Bill has one hell of a season on Dancing With The Stars and it leaves his knees in bad shape....good they make replacement parts. Bill's experience from the hospital to the nurse are tear-jerkingly hilarious and you've gotta stick around to learn lesson about relaxation!
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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This retired nurse lost it with "Do you have pets?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂, totally laugh my butt off
Bill is living proof that you don't need to cuss or be dirty to be funny! Awesome
Very true he is just like the comedian Red Skelton who was the same way.
He used to be dirty at one point
A good comedian can hit all levels for the appropriate audience. I've watched many who could.
@@heideleskun1163 Who was that? AMY SCHUMER?
Agreed. I Ike dirty comedians, like George Carlin, but clean comedians are refreshing.
I swear “Nurse Christie” is an actual personality. I can think of multiple amazingly sweet and talented nurses who fit what he’s describing
Know what your saying i work around nurses all day lol
Nurses need much more appreciation. I loved all my nurses…well there was one..l😉💉💉🇨🇦
That look on his face throughout this whole set is just priceless. True and utter befuzzlement.
I would love to see him and Gabriel Iglesies do something together lol
Yeah pot!
Hell yeah
Yah that would be great
fluffy is cringe
Oh Heck yeah! Id probably die laughing.
Impressed by his ability to handle pain..and his lack of ability to handle legal drugs😂
Good one 🤣🤣🤣
Still illegal federally. 😛😂
you forgot the vicodin joke years ago
Yeah, his body is used to pain because he can't handle drugs
Yes. It could have been worse. She could have forgotten to deflate the balloon before removing the catheter.
When Bill tells his stories I have tears running down my face, he is totally hilarious with facial expressions and all... Way to go Bill you always crack me up.... Thank you.
What’s nutty about his stuff is how you think he makes up and embellishes 90% of it when it’s 90% facts just told funny; and he usually book ends his interjections and additions to the story once you understand his style.
That's what the prostate guy said~ Bill 😜😁😅
Wife and I saw him years ago in Newberry SC. One of the best entertainment nights of our lives. He has a set of new material I've never seen recorded on uTube about a trip to Africa sitting among Gorillas that absolutely cracks me up. I'd pay to hear that same show again. He's totally under rated as a Comedian and presets some of the most family friendly humor available. This nations needs a dose of Bill Engvall daily!
I actually stayed in Newberry SC it was very nice place
Your facial expressions are just as hilarious as your stories. Lol!!!
That's why I refuse to buy CDs for his shows anymore. Must have visual!
Oh absolutely! There are a few UA-cam videos of his routines that are audio only. 😢 Not seeing hs facial expressions takes away almost half of the funny.
Poor Christie sounded like she was nervous as well 😂. We CNAs and nurses do that to calm themselves. Poor Engvall! I get that makes someone more nervous and I feel bad he had that catheter! Those things SUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!
Definitely one of my favorite stand up comics ever
Between you and Jeff Foxworthy, the process we have to go through are just a tad bit easier to go through. All we need to do is remember your experience, and it makes ours go a little bit better. Thank you for sharing your wonderful talent with us. Blessed be.
I'm watching this part I'm like that's Jeff's joke lol
As an RN who has had a lot of students and new grads around her, you never do something you've never done before and you never tell the patient you've never done that. I went to the school of, "see one, do one, teach one." When you "do one," someone is to be watching you.
It's comedy.
That is how we teach in the Navy
I've taught several new nurses as well. I think he's taking a little poetic license in his skit. No...we NEVER say "I've never done this."
Ooo I do that sometimes just to mess with the patients. Lol especially the ones who are acting like a-holes in the ER. We all know what I’m talking about lol.
I love Bill Engvall
His stuff is a riot
I wish the rest of his gang would come back
They are a total riot.
Had both mine replaced twice....last time went to see the surgeon, asked him to please pick up the magazine I dropped. He went to bend over and glanced back JUST in time, missed kicking his ass by a feather.
Dammit. LOL
Just wanted to show him how good they were working finally!!! Since he screwed up the first surgery. 😁
Missed him by THATTTTTT much. 😱
John Boultadakis
Hey i could walk again and that is a good thing!!!
They creak in the cold and dont ever need to watch the weather channel... my knees tell me whats gonna happen and maybe should NOT of jumped out of perfectly good planes for fun when younger but damn it was amazing. 👍🏻
You had your knee replaced or your catheter?
Anon Ymous
Was both my knees and thank goodness and pray never, ever have a catheter again.😳
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Feeling down and out so I tuned into this..and after watching this I was laughing my a** off..
I can't wait for the rest of the story to come out.
'Practice on a dead guy?!". Have we MET sir? I did that! The CORPSE jumped up and screamed!
I had to get a catheter after I had surgery earlier this year. THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A PICNIC.
I'll tell you what the fun part is, knowing that maybe I'll get lucky and Bill will post video to remind me there some humor left. Glad to hear from you Bill, please keep it up your my hero.
Anyone who's ever been post-op can identify with and laugh at this.
Completely! You’re in a definite helpless state.
My mom got her knee replaced. Recovery was agony for her. In fact, my whole maternal family has had replacements. My aunts have had both knees replaced, my uncle have had both knees replaced and a shoulder replacement, and my nano had knees and hips replaced. Looking forward to what my future will be like. 🤣
Same here,
I had open heart surgery on April 17th 2019. Went thru the same thing. The last 3 feet of the catheter was the worst
Hope you're doing well. The last 3', how much is in there?
Lol
Felt like 15 feet I’d never had one before. I went back to work after 8 weeks I’m great stronger than ever
Those things hurt like hell
Bionicking Buchanan I was unconscious from propofol when they put it in goin out hurt the last bit of it
I empathize, I had a hip replacement, same things happened to me. The surgeon asked me which hip needs replaced so I can mark it using a magic marker. WTF? Then I asked him if I could keep the bones so my cat can chew on them, he looked at me like I was crazy. Of course I was joking. Great drugs but also great pain.
When my dad had his right shoulder replaced, he actually had the nurse or whoever wrote the word “WRONG” on his left shoulder just to make sure they wouldn’t screw it up!
And I’ve had surgery twice, once to get my tubes tied and once to have my gallbladder removed. When you go into the OR they make you state your name and what you’re in there for, so being a volunteer firefighter/EMT, I naturally decided to have fun with it. When I was getting my tubes tied, I told them I was getting “spayed,” and with the gallbladder I told them “Instead of getting my rocks off, I’m getting my rocks out.” The whole room cracked up both times!
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
I had foot surgery and they made me write with a sharpie “NO” on my shin on the one that didn’t get surgery.
Its SO weird to see him without his goatee
Bobman9420 Yeah I was watching it thinking he looked different but I couldn’t figure out why
Taking them out is a walk in the park compared to if your awake when they put them in! lol I had one put in 2 days after my hip replacement, one of the most painful experiences of my long life.
Being a nurse, I can't stop laughing.....I too have ask about pets during times like this....(I think to calm MYSELF more than my PT)
Have you ever thought how stressful it would be to walk into a total stranger's room and have to grab his "weiner" with both hands????
The sun just set and this was my first out loud chuckle today😂
This is too funny. Proof that I want my books to be famous not me. Love you Bill
I am a male nurse... would the "woah" mean the same?
TheBearded _Guardian 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Male nurse as well.... Completely agree with you 😂
TheBearded _Guardian yep.... same :)
Yep. I may not swing that way, but any Man who is comfortable with his own sexuality will still take it as a compliment.
I guess it depends on the patient! 😂🤣😅
I can relate to the sudden realization that you have a catheter. 5 days after heart surgery, I said, hey I haven't peed yet. My daughter told me I had a catheter. I couldn't feel my body yet. Good drugs.
As a nurse, were not supposed to say “woah” and give a thumbs up, but for you I now know that that’s what you like 😂
U r so gorgeous
LOLd at 'Go practice on a dead guy!' because I've had a knee replacement and a catheter.
This makes your discharge “Whoa 👍🏻” make more sense and now it’s even funnier. 😂
I love you jokes! You got me threw some tough times.
Loved seeing you in Ashland, KY last Friday. That was my third time seeing you live and it certainly won’t be the last. Come back soon!
Bill is a CLASS ACT !! ❤️
I'm strung out enough... I'm holding on to my knees.
My wife has been bugging me to go ahead and get the knee replacement and so I said to her "this is one more reason why I don't want to have it done! I don't want some 24 yr. old removing a cath from my junk" she says "It's not a big thing."
In the hospital for a knee replacement, needed a catheter. Nurse walks in room, doesn't say a word, pulls back the sheets grabs the catheter and pulls on it like she's starting a lawnmower and pulls it out. Throws it in the garbage can and leaves. What a experience I don't want to repeat.
Wait what? please tell me you're joking. Oh my word...
Are you fugly? That could explain it.
The same happened to me around March 2019 a doctor took my catheter out without any painkillers, just gave me some gauze to clean out the blood and he charged 400 dollars for it.
I'm crying . . . this is so funny!!
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4:08 Dude, my wife's a nurse and she's never done that when we're in bed. Would be nice, though.
MUCH LOVE AND SUPPORT BILL!!! I CAN RELATE WITH THE SURGERIES HAD 4 SPINAL SURGERIES!!!! WHEEEEE!!!
This makes me hurt just listening to this
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*...perfection...*
I've placed many catheters and men are easier but they can be big babies 😆 trust if u had a woah under there it would be 3 nurses removing the catheter 1 hands on 2 for the view 😅😅😅😅
Xiomara Kyle
BEST and most truthful reply. LMAO. WHOA! 😅👍🏻
Best comment I’ve seen forever
LMAO
So that's why I had 3 nurses? Good to know. LOL.
Love this guy.
They couldn't discharge me till after I walked in the hall using a walker. Now after the colonoscopy they couldn't discharge me till I farted. I did not disappoint.
How does one "farge"?
Love this guy
That is awesome! It looks like I have a trip to Asheville, NC coming up, that is if is not sold out!
Have you ever noticed every time bill goes in the hospital he seems to always get stuck with the airheads totally awesome bill laughters the best medicine bill your the best
Taking one out is not bad, having one put in is insanely painful
I had both done. I named the leg bender Bob since I had to sleep with it!!! Lol glad your doing good!
I didn’t get to see you at the Thrasher Horne in Orange Park, Florida but good gravy, My stomach hurts from laughing! Thank you for the great laughs 🤣🤣
Why doesn't this channel have more subscribers? It's amazing!
I go in and have my catheter changed every month........
and yes, it does hurt, all 14 times !
Engvall did a terrific job in "Wish for Christmas" (2016).
Loved it when he made an appearance on The Golden Palace as Blanche's son who was quiting stock brokerage to become a comedian!
I love bill engval and I’m eight years old!
Good clean humor 👏👌🤣👍
Bill's awesome. I followed a good chunk of his career.
I watched Living at the Hospital first, so that "whoa" was out of context.
I too have a catheter story. I swear the nurse pulled on it like she was trying to start a lawnmower. Felt like a lightning bolt went through the tip and straight out my butt.
As someone who has spent half my life in the hospital, if this is true, it's not cool! They should give you a choice if you want to be the victim of a newbie!
Unless it's a teaching hospital...but yes; patients have options. I did with my kids giving birth but chose to "teach" or allow the interns to learn as I'm an RN.
Especially when its an IV insertion or blood draw and u r a hard stick. I want someone with experience.
@@ginabell694 , How do you expect the nurses to get that experience? I started my nursing career at the tender age of 57. I love my job.
@@spurlocktony They can practice on people with big veins first. I've been through nauseating hell with incompetents sticking my arms so many times, they've had to switch from one side to the other because they've perforated a vein too much to use. When I finally tell them to go get someone else, those people get the needle in lickety-split, but until then, it's always my veins that are the problem. Right. I let my niece who was practicing for her medical technician/phlebotomist test practice on me, and she was fine. People may be good at nursing as a whole, but that doesn't mean they've got any ability at inserting an IV or even doing a blood draw.
@@LynxSouth Wish I had you as a patient. They used to send for me as I was referred as "the nurse who can get blood out of a turnip" by everyone in the hospital.
Yes, I AM...that good. 😊
Dec 15th....my birthday! Happy knee replacement Bill!
Billlll.....lol.....stop it! Lol, ok what tour is this? I’m gonna have to buy tickets or the video if I missed it.
Absolutly funny!
Wish this guy would come to Austin!
I can totally agree.
My father never thought he was funny until I bought this special
Love your healthmarket commercial Bill #2019
I definitely know where you're getting at Mr Engvall, I know because my old man has had multiple knee surgeries over the past few years
Whoa 👍 😂😂😂
Hilarious stuff.
I'd love to see Bill jeff and Larry
Thanks for the trip down memory lane. About the only difference with my catheter removal after my knee replacement, it hurt like a S.O.B.
My father had his knee replaced a year ago. It was a long and arduous recovery process, with him basically being bedridden, and my mother and I having to take care of him.
Despite that, he still has pain in that knee. In fact, just yesterday, he said it felt like it was getting worse. I know of other people who said that it was the best decision they ever made and they feel better than ever, so I don't know why my father is having such trouble a year in. I think it's probably because he didn't keep up with his exercises, or it's just his body as a whole is failing him due to decades of being a police officer and then a courthouse security guard.
🙃Hilarious Man he kills me lmbo🙃👍
try having a broken knee, same knee at that been there and had two operations done on my left knee.
yup
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Hahahaha Hahahaha hahahaha!!!
OMGosh I,m gonna pee myself!
I had mine done in 2005. Most painful of all my 23 major surgeries. I'm also allergic to all pain killers. Try that one cold turkey. Glad it wasn't my first kick at the can. Shoulder replacement was a breeze, almost painless. Both replacements were the best decision of my life. Before each operation i told everyone in the surgical room ....NO CATHETER.! Lol
BTW I'm a big fan of yours
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Awe crap! I have a double knee replacement coming up. When the doc said what was involved, he never mentioned shoving a hose into my junk!
Lmao
Hannah Cotton me too!!!
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Well, Bill, I had an older nurse - starting to gray - and she says "Reach up behind you and grap the bed frame." Ummm and like that ZIP OUT IT CAME! Believe me, puylling it out by the half inch is worse!
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It's a shame I haven't seen any new DVD's Of the gang on tour together I know it's probly impossible with their schedules but it would be great
As an RN of 40 years...Whoa!!!!
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My first was 11years ago and other knee 2 years ago hurts like hell