When Bill tells his stories I have tears running down my face, he is totally hilarious with facial expressions and all... Way to go Bill you always crack me up.... Thank you.
What’s nutty about his stuff is how you think he makes up and embellishes 90% of it when it’s 90% facts just told funny; and he usually book ends his interjections and additions to the story once you understand his style.
Wife and I saw him years ago in Newberry SC. One of the best entertainment nights of our lives. He has a set of new material I've never seen recorded on uTube about a trip to Africa sitting among Gorillas that absolutely cracks me up. I'd pay to hear that same show again. He's totally under rated as a Comedian and presets some of the most family friendly humor available. This nations needs a dose of Bill Engvall daily!
Between you and Jeff Foxworthy, the process we have to go through are just a tad bit easier to go through. All we need to do is remember your experience, and it makes ours go a little bit better. Thank you for sharing your wonderful talent with us. Blessed be.
Oh absolutely! There are a few UA-cam videos of his routines that are audio only. 😢 Not seeing hs facial expressions takes away almost half of the funny.
Taking them out is a walk in the park compared to if your awake when they put them in! lol I had one put in 2 days after my hip replacement, one of the most painful experiences of my long life.
Poor Christie sounded like she was nervous as well 😂. We CNAs and nurses do that to calm themselves. Poor Engvall! I get that makes someone more nervous and I feel bad he had that catheter! Those things SUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!
I'll tell you what the fun part is, knowing that maybe I'll get lucky and Bill will post video to remind me there some humor left. Glad to hear from you Bill, please keep it up your my hero.
As an RN who has had a lot of students and new grads around her, you never do something you've never done before and you never tell the patient you've never done that. I went to the school of, "see one, do one, teach one." When you "do one," someone is to be watching you.
Ooo I do that sometimes just to mess with the patients. Lol especially the ones who are acting like a-holes in the ER. We all know what I’m talking about lol.
Had both mine replaced twice....last time went to see the surgeon, asked him to please pick up the magazine I dropped. He went to bend over and glanced back JUST in time, missed kicking his ass by a feather. Dammit. LOL Just wanted to show him how good they were working finally!!! Since he screwed up the first surgery. 😁 Missed him by THATTTTTT much. 😱
John Boultadakis Hey i could walk again and that is a good thing!!! They creak in the cold and dont ever need to watch the weather channel... my knees tell me whats gonna happen and maybe should NOT of jumped out of perfectly good planes for fun when younger but damn it was amazing. 👍🏻
My mom got her knee replaced. Recovery was agony for her. In fact, my whole maternal family has had replacements. My aunts have had both knees replaced, my uncle have had both knees replaced and a shoulder replacement, and my nano had knees and hips replaced. Looking forward to what my future will be like. 🤣
I didn’t get to see you at the Thrasher Horne in Orange Park, Florida but good gravy, My stomach hurts from laughing! Thank you for the great laughs 🤣🤣
I empathize, I had a hip replacement, same things happened to me. The surgeon asked me which hip needs replaced so I can mark it using a magic marker. WTF? Then I asked him if I could keep the bones so my cat can chew on them, he looked at me like I was crazy. Of course I was joking. Great drugs but also great pain.
When my dad had his right shoulder replaced, he actually had the nurse or whoever write the word “WRONG” on his left shoulder just to make sure they wouldn’t screw it up! And I’ve had surgery twice, once to get my tubes tied and once to have my gallbladder removed. When you go into the OR they make you state your name and what you’re in there for, so being a volunteer firefighter/EMT, I naturally decided to have fun with it. When I was getting my tubes tied, I told them I was getting “spayed,” and with the gallbladder I told them “Instead of getting my rocks off, I’m getting my rocks out.” The whole room cracked up both times!
Being a nurse, I can't stop laughing.....I too have ask about pets during times like this....(I think to calm MYSELF more than my PT) Have you ever thought how stressful it would be to walk into a total stranger's room and have to grab his "weiner" with both hands????
I can relate to the sudden realization that you have a catheter. 5 days after heart surgery, I said, hey I haven't peed yet. My daughter told me I had a catheter. I couldn't feel my body yet. Good drugs.
In the hospital for a knee replacement, needed a catheter. Nurse walks in room, doesn't say a word, pulls back the sheets grabs the catheter and pulls on it like she's starting a lawnmower and pulls it out. Throws it in the garbage can and leaves. What a experience I don't want to repeat.
The same happened to me around March 2019 a doctor took my catheter out without any painkillers, just gave me some gauze to clean out the blood and he charged 400 dollars for it.
My wife has been bugging me to go ahead and get the knee replacement and so I said to her "this is one more reason why I don't want to have it done! I don't want some 24 yr. old removing a cath from my junk" she says "It's not a big thing."
Have you ever noticed every time bill goes in the hospital he seems to always get stuck with the airheads totally awesome bill laughters the best medicine bill your the best
They couldn't discharge me till after I walked in the hall using a walker. Now after the colonoscopy they couldn't discharge me till I farted. I did not disappoint.
My father had his knee replaced a year ago. It was a long and arduous recovery process, with him basically being bedridden, and my mother and I having to take care of him. Despite that, he still has pain in that knee. In fact, just yesterday, he said it felt like it was getting worse. I know of other people who said that it was the best decision they ever made and they feel better than ever, so I don't know why my father is having such trouble a year in. I think it's probably because he didn't keep up with his exercises, or it's just his body as a whole is failing him due to decades of being a police officer and then a courthouse security guard.
I've placed many catheters and men are easier but they can be big babies 😆 trust if u had a woah under there it would be 3 nurses removing the catheter 1 hands on 2 for the view 😅😅😅😅
I had mine done in 2005. Most painful of all my 23 major surgeries. I'm also allergic to all pain killers. Try that one cold turkey. Glad it wasn't my first kick at the can. Shoulder replacement was a breeze, almost painless. Both replacements were the best decision of my life. Before each operation i told everyone in the surgical room ....NO CATHETER.! Lol
I too have a catheter story. I swear the nurse pulled on it like she was trying to start a lawnmower. Felt like a lightning bolt went through the tip and straight out my butt.
If I was the nurse i would have said and done this: -looks under gown, proceed to make sign of the cross with an expression of horror on my face and yell out: "Get the urologist and cardiologist down here and prep the operating room right this fucking moment, we have 30 minutes before he goes into cardiac arrest!"
My wife has had her left knee done three times. The first one come apart, so it was replaced then the second one the bottom part came loose from the " cement " The third time to fix the second one that came loose, she is in pain 24/7 - 365.
I was on a hospital from December 2018 to March 2019. On rehab from March to June 2019. I had a brain tumor that was not cancerous. And I had catheters all over me. One on my throat, one on my stomach and one on each arm. The doctor came one day and told me "are you ready to get off your feeding catheter?" I said, sure. And he just pulled it off. No anesthesia, no warning, nothing. It was VERY painful. He just gave me a gauge to hold the blood.
Total knee replacements are no joke, my mom has had her knee replaced twice times. The first replacement fell apart after about 5 years. The second replacement was a botched job by the doctor, he broke her upper leg bone hammering in the implant (yes, literally hammering it in), and tried to hide it from her and told her it wasn't broken and had her trying to out full weight on it and walk within a few weeks after the surgery, so it never healed. That last replacement was over 10 years ago now and she has never been able to walk since and the bone has broken more because the implant isn't anchored properly and moves around inside her leg. She can't even stand on her own, she is in a power chair all day everyday. She hasn't been able to get any other doctors to work on the leg because they don't want to be the third person to work on it when it's already in such bad shape, and she won't go back to the same doctor who messed up the last time. Her leg has gotten so bad now that doctors are saying it's going to have to be amputated, obviously above the knee.
Well, Bill, I had an older nurse - starting to gray - and she says "Reach up behind you and grap the bed frame." Ummm and like that ZIP OUT IT CAME! Believe me, puylling it out by the half inch is worse!
That look on his face throughout this whole set is just priceless. True and utter befuzzlement.
I swear “Nurse Christie” is an actual personality. I can think of multiple amazingly sweet and talented nurses who fit what he’s describing
Know what your saying i work around nurses all day lol
Nurses need much more appreciation. I loved all my nurses…well there was one..l😉💉💉🇨🇦
Bill is living proof that you don't need to cuss or be dirty to be funny! Awesome
Very true he is just like the comedian Red Skelton who was the same way.
He used to be dirty at one point
A good comedian can hit all levels for the appropriate audience. I've watched many who could.
@@heideleskun1163 Who was that? AMY SCHUMER?
Agreed. I Ike dirty comedians, like George Carlin, but clean comedians are refreshing.
'Practice on a dead guy?!". Have we MET sir? I did that! The CORPSE jumped up and screamed!
When Bill tells his stories I have tears running down my face, he is totally hilarious with facial expressions and all... Way to go Bill you always crack me up.... Thank you.
What’s nutty about his stuff is how you think he makes up and embellishes 90% of it when it’s 90% facts just told funny; and he usually book ends his interjections and additions to the story once you understand his style.
I love Bill Engvall
His stuff is a riot
I wish the rest of his gang would come back
They are a total riot.
Wife and I saw him years ago in Newberry SC. One of the best entertainment nights of our lives. He has a set of new material I've never seen recorded on uTube about a trip to Africa sitting among Gorillas that absolutely cracks me up. I'd pay to hear that same show again. He's totally under rated as a Comedian and presets some of the most family friendly humor available. This nations needs a dose of Bill Engvall daily!
I actually stayed in Newberry SC it was very nice place
This retired nurse lost it with "Do you have pets?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂, totally laugh my butt off
That's what the prostate guy said~ Bill 😜😁😅
Definitely one of my favorite stand up comics ever
Between you and Jeff Foxworthy, the process we have to go through are just a tad bit easier to go through. All we need to do is remember your experience, and it makes ours go a little bit better. Thank you for sharing your wonderful talent with us. Blessed be.
I'm watching this part I'm like that's Jeff's joke lol
Bill makes me laugh, & I appreciate that
I would love to see him and Gabriel Iglesies do something together lol
Yeah pot!
Hell yeah
Yah that would be great
fluffy is cringe
Oh Heck yeah! Id probably die laughing.
Impressed by his ability to handle pain..and his lack of ability to handle legal drugs😂
Good one 🤣🤣🤣
Still illegal federally. 😛😂
you forgot the vicodin joke years ago
Yeah, his body is used to pain because he can't handle drugs
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time and it was good clean humor. You will always be at the top of my list.
Feeling down and out so I tuned into this..and after watching this I was laughing my a** off..
Bill is a CLASS ACT !! ❤️
Yes. It could have been worse. She could have forgotten to deflate the balloon before removing the catheter.
I'm a nurse aide and you wouldn't believe the amount of confused people pull their's out
Lmao. That's true
The sun just set and this was my first out loud chuckle today😂
Your facial expressions are just as hilarious as your stories. Lol!!!
That's why I refuse to buy CDs for his shows anymore. Must have visual!
Oh absolutely! There are a few UA-cam videos of his routines that are audio only. 😢 Not seeing hs facial expressions takes away almost half of the funny.
I can't wait for the rest of the story to come out.
Taking them out is a walk in the park compared to if your awake when they put them in! lol I had one put in 2 days after my hip replacement, one of the most painful experiences of my long life.
Poor Christie sounded like she was nervous as well 😂. We CNAs and nurses do that to calm themselves. Poor Engvall! I get that makes someone more nervous and I feel bad he had that catheter! Those things SUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!
I'll tell you what the fun part is, knowing that maybe I'll get lucky and Bill will post video to remind me there some humor left. Glad to hear from you Bill, please keep it up your my hero.
As an RN who has had a lot of students and new grads around her, you never do something you've never done before and you never tell the patient you've never done that. I went to the school of, "see one, do one, teach one." When you "do one," someone is to be watching you.
It's comedy.
That is how we teach in the Navy
I've taught several new nurses as well. I think he's taking a little poetic license in his skit. No...we NEVER say "I've never done this."
Ooo I do that sometimes just to mess with the patients. Lol especially the ones who are acting like a-holes in the ER. We all know what I’m talking about lol.
So good
Had both mine replaced twice....last time went to see the surgeon, asked him to please pick up the magazine I dropped. He went to bend over and glanced back JUST in time, missed kicking his ass by a feather.
Dammit. LOL
Just wanted to show him how good they were working finally!!! Since he screwed up the first surgery. 😁
Missed him by THATTTTTT much. 😱
John Boultadakis
Hey i could walk again and that is a good thing!!!
They creak in the cold and dont ever need to watch the weather channel... my knees tell me whats gonna happen and maybe should NOT of jumped out of perfectly good planes for fun when younger but damn it was amazing. 👍🏻
Anon Ymous
Was both my knees and thank goodness and pray never, ever have a catheter again.😳
😆
Loved seeing you in Ashland, KY last Friday. That was my third time seeing you live and it certainly won’t be the last. Come back soon!
I love you jokes! You got me threw some tough times.
I love your stories bill ... Keep them coming!!! 😄 Do you have pets? LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
I had open heart surgery on April 17th 2019. Went thru the same thing. The last 3 feet of the catheter was the worst
Hope you're doing well. The last 3', how much is in there?
Lol
Felt like 15 feet I’d never had one before. I went back to work after 8 weeks I’m great stronger than ever
Those things hurt like hell
Bionicking Buchanan I was unconscious from propofol when they put it in goin out hurt the last bit of it
I'm crying . . . this is so funny!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My mom got her knee replaced. Recovery was agony for her. In fact, my whole maternal family has had replacements. My aunts have had both knees replaced, my uncle have had both knees replaced and a shoulder replacement, and my nano had knees and hips replaced. Looking forward to what my future will be like. 🤣
Same here,
Why doesn't this channel have more subscribers? It's amazing!
This is too funny. Proof that I want my books to be famous not me. Love you Bill
🤣🤣🤣
*...perfection...*
Love this guy
I didn’t get to see you at the Thrasher Horne in Orange Park, Florida but good gravy, My stomach hurts from laughing! Thank you for the great laughs 🤣🤣
This makes your discharge “Whoa 👍🏻” make more sense and now it’s even funnier. 😂
Bill's awesome. I followed a good chunk of his career.
Good clean humor 👏👌🤣👍
MUCH LOVE AND SUPPORT BILL!!! I CAN RELATE WITH THE SURGERIES HAD 4 SPINAL SURGERIES!!!! WHEEEEE!!!
LOLd at 'Go practice on a dead guy!' because I've had a knee replacement and a catheter.
That is awesome! It looks like I have a trip to Asheville, NC coming up, that is if is not sold out!
I empathize, I had a hip replacement, same things happened to me. The surgeon asked me which hip needs replaced so I can mark it using a magic marker. WTF? Then I asked him if I could keep the bones so my cat can chew on them, he looked at me like I was crazy. Of course I was joking. Great drugs but also great pain.
When my dad had his right shoulder replaced, he actually had the nurse or whoever write the word “WRONG” on his left shoulder just to make sure they wouldn’t screw it up!
And I’ve had surgery twice, once to get my tubes tied and once to have my gallbladder removed. When you go into the OR they make you state your name and what you’re in there for, so being a volunteer firefighter/EMT, I naturally decided to have fun with it. When I was getting my tubes tied, I told them I was getting “spayed,” and with the gallbladder I told them “Instead of getting my rocks off, I’m getting my rocks out.” The whole room cracked up both times!
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
I had foot surgery and they made me write with a sharpie “NO” on my shin on the one that didn’t get surgery.
I had to get a catheter after I had surgery earlier this year. THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A PICNIC.
I had both done. I named the leg bender Bob since I had to sleep with it!!! Lol glad your doing good!
As a nurse, were not supposed to say “woah” and give a thumbs up, but for you I now know that that’s what you like 😂
U r so gorgeous
I love bill engval and I’m eight years old!
Being a nurse, I can't stop laughing.....I too have ask about pets during times like this....(I think to calm MYSELF more than my PT)
Have you ever thought how stressful it would be to walk into a total stranger's room and have to grab his "weiner" with both hands????
Its SO weird to see him without his goatee
Bobman9420 Yeah I was watching it thinking he looked different but I couldn’t figure out why
Anyone who's ever been post-op can identify with and laugh at this.
Completely! You’re in a definite helpless state.
Absolutly funny!
Billlll.....lol.....stop it! Lol, ok what tour is this? I’m gonna have to buy tickets or the video if I missed it.
I can relate to the sudden realization that you have a catheter. 5 days after heart surgery, I said, hey I haven't peed yet. My daughter told me I had a catheter. I couldn't feel my body yet. Good drugs.
I'm strung out enough... I'm holding on to my knees.
I can totally agree.
Engvall did a terrific job in "Wish for Christmas" (2016).
I am a male nurse... would the "woah" mean the same?
TheBearded _Guardian 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Male nurse as well.... Completely agree with you 😂
TheBearded _Guardian yep.... same :)
Yep. I may not swing that way, but any Man who is comfortable with his own sexuality will still take it as a compliment.
I guess it depends on the patient! 😂🤣😅
4:08 Dude, my wife's a nurse and she's never done that when we're in bed. Would be nice, though.
In the hospital for a knee replacement, needed a catheter. Nurse walks in room, doesn't say a word, pulls back the sheets grabs the catheter and pulls on it like she's starting a lawnmower and pulls it out. Throws it in the garbage can and leaves. What a experience I don't want to repeat.
Wait what? please tell me you're joking. Oh my word...
Are you fugly? That could explain it.
The same happened to me around March 2019 a doctor took my catheter out without any painkillers, just gave me some gauze to clean out the blood and he charged 400 dollars for it.
Wish this guy would come to Austin!
My father never thought he was funny until I bought this special
My wife has been bugging me to go ahead and get the knee replacement and so I said to her "this is one more reason why I don't want to have it done! I don't want some 24 yr. old removing a cath from my junk" she says "It's not a big thing."
Have you ever noticed every time bill goes in the hospital he seems to always get stuck with the airheads totally awesome bill laughters the best medicine bill your the best
Dec 15th....my birthday! Happy knee replacement Bill!
This makes me hurt just listening to this
Hilarious stuff.
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is my favorite part of the video
They couldn't discharge me till after I walked in the hall using a walker. Now after the colonoscopy they couldn't discharge me till I farted. I did not disappoint.
How does one "farge"?
My father had his knee replaced a year ago. It was a long and arduous recovery process, with him basically being bedridden, and my mother and I having to take care of him.
Despite that, he still has pain in that knee. In fact, just yesterday, he said it felt like it was getting worse. I know of other people who said that it was the best decision they ever made and they feel better than ever, so I don't know why my father is having such trouble a year in. I think it's probably because he didn't keep up with his exercises, or it's just his body as a whole is failing him due to decades of being a police officer and then a courthouse security guard.
Loved it when he made an appearance on The Golden Palace as Blanche's son who was quiting stock brokerage to become a comedian!
I've placed many catheters and men are easier but they can be big babies 😆 trust if u had a woah under there it would be 3 nurses removing the catheter 1 hands on 2 for the view 😅😅😅😅
Xiomara Kyle
BEST and most truthful reply. LMAO. WHOA! 😅👍🏻
Best comment I’ve seen forever
LMAO
So that's why I had 3 nurses? Good to know. LOL.
Love your healthmarket commercial Bill #2019
I'd love to see Bill jeff and Larry
I had mine done in 2005. Most painful of all my 23 major surgeries. I'm also allergic to all pain killers. Try that one cold turkey. Glad it wasn't my first kick at the can. Shoulder replacement was a breeze, almost painless. Both replacements were the best decision of my life. Before each operation i told everyone in the surgical room ....NO CATHETER.! Lol
BTW I'm a big fan of yours
yup
Thanks for the trip down memory lane. About the only difference with my catheter removal after my knee replacement, it hurt like a S.O.B.
I too have a catheter story. I swear the nurse pulled on it like she was trying to start a lawnmower. Felt like a lightning bolt went through the tip and straight out my butt.
I watched Living at the Hospital first, so that "whoa" was out of context.
I go in and have my catheter changed every month........
and yes, it does hurt, all 14 times !
Whoa 👍 😂😂😂
I had a total knee replacement November 2015... I still have problems with it.
🙃Hilarious Man he kills me lmbo🙃👍
I definitely know where you're getting at Mr Engvall, I know because my old man has had multiple knee surgeries over the past few years
Taking one out is not bad, having one put in is insanely painful
My first was 11years ago and other knee 2 years ago hurts like hell
If I was the nurse i would have said and done this:
-looks under gown, proceed to make sign of the cross with an expression of horror on my face and yell out:
"Get the urologist and cardiologist down here and prep the operating room right this fucking moment, we have 30 minutes before he goes into cardiac arrest!"
My wife has had her left knee done three times. The first one come apart, so it was replaced then the second one the bottom part came loose from the " cement " The third time to fix the second one that came loose, she is in pain 24/7 - 365.
try having a broken knee, same knee at that been there and had two operations done on my left knee.
Hannah Cotton me too!!!
The whole standup is on Tubi if you haven't seen it.
Boy have things changed. No machine. Out patient now. Climbing stairs day after. 😅 PT 4 days after surgery
As an RN of 40 years...Whoa!!!!
Awe crap! I have a double knee replacement coming up. When the doc said what was involved, he never mentioned shoving a hose into my junk!
I was on a hospital from December 2018 to March 2019. On rehab from March to June 2019. I had a brain tumor that was not cancerous. And I had catheters all over me. One on my throat, one on my stomach and one on each arm. The doctor came one day and told me "are you ready to get off your feeding catheter?" I said, sure. And he just pulled it off. No anesthesia, no warning, nothing. It was VERY painful. He just gave me a gauge to hold the blood.
Total knee replacements are no joke, my mom has had her knee replaced twice times. The first replacement fell apart after about 5 years. The second replacement was a botched job by the doctor, he broke her upper leg bone hammering in the implant (yes, literally hammering it in), and tried to hide it from her and told her it wasn't broken and had her trying to out full weight on it and walk within a few weeks after the surgery, so it never healed. That last replacement was over 10 years ago now and she has never been able to walk since and the bone has broken more because the implant isn't anchored properly and moves around inside her leg. She can't even stand on her own, she is in a power chair all day everyday. She hasn't been able to get any other doctors to work on the leg because they don't want to be the third person to work on it when it's already in such bad shape, and she won't go back to the same doctor who messed up the last time. Her leg has gotten so bad now that doctors are saying it's going to have to be amputated, obviously above the knee.
Well, Bill, I had an older nurse - starting to gray - and she says "Reach up behind you and grap the bed frame." Ummm and like that ZIP OUT IT CAME! Believe me, puylling it out by the half inch is worse!
I am one month and three days from having had knee replacement surgery. Thank goodness I didn’t have a catheter. But the recovery was a killer