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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
  • "I don't think I should have to learn another language just to order a cup of coffee..."
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    About Bill Engvall
    Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
    Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
    Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
    Aged and Confused (2009)
    15° Off Cool (2007)
    Dorkfish (1998)
    Here’s Your Sign (1996)
    Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 270

  • @I_Palaver
    @I_Palaver Рік тому +29

    Nobody does a deer caught in the headlights better than Bill Engvall like in Jury Duty when he was asked, "What do you do for a living?" 😅🤣😂

  • @fredachildress3728
    @fredachildress3728 2 роки тому +27

    Bill is from Texas, and he makes me laugh, and there are times when I need it.

  • @AnnabellaRedwood
    @AnnabellaRedwood 2 роки тому +91

    I love Bill. He's so funny. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aldomansueto2739
    @aldomansueto2739 2 роки тому +29

    I can not get enough of his comedy.

  • @Randoir11
    @Randoir11 2 роки тому +28

    AND STILL as funny as ever , BILL ENGVALL !!!!!

  • @michelledavis7333
    @michelledavis7333 2 роки тому +118

    He's so funny!! love his comedy. Wish his friends from the blue-collar comedy tour would get back together for a reunion show.

    • @petergerman3832
      @petergerman3832 2 роки тому +5

      I am sure everyone except Ron White would love the idea. Ron decided to go for more adult comedy though.

  • @MrArcadia2009
    @MrArcadia2009 2 роки тому +50

    Just popped in to punch my comedy ticket. Bill's a great comedian, truly. Been following him for some time now.

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 2 роки тому +305

    Ah, Starbucks. Yes, I'd like to pay triple the price for burnt coffee, please.

    • @justgranny9601
      @justgranny9601 2 роки тому +21

      It's true, they burn their coffee beans

    • @Magromancer
      @Magromancer 2 роки тому +3

      tbf, if you get a drip coffee, not a latte, it’s actually about the same price as a medium coffee from any other place you can buy coffee, it’s when you start adding other stuff to it that it becomes expensive, for a medium/grande drip coffee from Starbucks is about $2.70 in Canada, not sure about anywhere else in the world though.

    • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
      @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 2 роки тому +13

      @@Magromancer well, it's still burnt coffee. Starbucks always reminds me of that coffee McDonald's used to sell that they had to make lava hot so it burns off your taste buds to be tolerable.

    • @scottdelinger1
      @scottdelinger1 2 роки тому +3

      Could be worse: Tim Hortons.

    • @Samurai_Stoner
      @Samurai_Stoner 2 роки тому

      It's not all burnt I work at a Starbucks... Your ignorance is showing

  • @NYtoNC
    @NYtoNC 2 роки тому +7

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have a love/hate with it...call it Stardorks ✨

  • @nancymayberry27
    @nancymayberry27 2 роки тому +12

    Hot tea. Here's your sign!🤔😁

  • @lynn8101
    @lynn8101 2 роки тому +44

    Bill Engvall is the best comedian I saw him on utubeit was a awesome show he will always be close to my heart ♥ forever

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 роки тому +7

    First Gail eats the brownies....then scalds Bill....what next??!!!

  • @bettycogswell9851
    @bettycogswell9851 2 роки тому +13

    Love this man. He is the funniest.

  • @HotBoxnChevys
    @HotBoxnChevys 2 роки тому +17

    Thats why i love to hear bill, he too drives with his knee as well as having the same hatred of male baristas.

  • @ronaldtreitner1460
    @ronaldtreitner1460 2 роки тому +10

    went there one time and never again if i have a choice. coffee was luke warm and tasted like it was strained through a dirty sock and the price was just criminal.

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 День тому

      My friend freaked out over $4 for a cup of coffee from them in the 90s!
      That's a steal now

  • @JacobHayden911
    @JacobHayden911 2 роки тому +5

    First upload in 7 months, damn! Glad to see you back on youtube Bill!

  • @williammitchell4417
    @williammitchell4417 2 роки тому +10

    I love how Bill picks on Gail

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 2 роки тому +13

    What sucks is when people come to another restaurant and try to order like it's Starbucks... it's like WTF are you talking about? 🤣

  • @christinea1161
    @christinea1161 2 роки тому +5

    "Here's your sign"!!!😁

  • @pamelajnerren
    @pamelajnerren 2 роки тому +3

    Nice to have you back Punkin. I miss your Sunday morning bible study. ❤️

  • @WarriorMigs24
    @WarriorMigs24 2 роки тому +4

    So good

  • @PafMedic
    @PafMedic 2 роки тому +4

    🤣😂🤣I Am In Absolutely No Condition To Go To Work Now😂😂😂Thank You,lol

  • @carolhaggard700
    @carolhaggard700 2 роки тому +2

    Hello from VA......omgoodness you are so funny. i didnt want this to end.

  • @paintedwarrior516
    @paintedwarrior516 2 роки тому +2

    Jokes on you, they are all the same size, just different prices!! Let that sink in a minute

  • @stevebutler8387
    @stevebutler8387 2 роки тому +8

    65 years old and never, ever set foot in one

  • @rugershooter5268
    @rugershooter5268 2 роки тому +6

    Wife in hospital, I'm in ICU waiting room with coffee machine......after a couple days I venture out and found cafeteria (closed), then there's a Starbucks in the hospital, (having never been in a Starbucks) ah a decent cup of coffee, went and tried to order a cup of coffee......I ended up having the days coffee.....it sucked beyond belief..... I was so happy to get back to the ICU waiting room coffee machine

    • @wheelwithitpod
      @wheelwithitpod Рік тому +1

      In fairness a hospital Starbucks is not a real Starbucks (they just use the name Starbucks so you recognize there’s coffee there) if you go to an actual Starbucks store it might be better)

  • @kenpearce3269
    @kenpearce3269 2 роки тому +4

    Thanks for the laughs! ❤

  • @RockyTopSplash
    @RockyTopSplash 2 роки тому +41

    One of my biggest regrets is never getting to see Bill live!!

    • @wyomins
      @wyomins 2 роки тому

      I think he is on tour now...

    • @freedomfan4272
      @freedomfan4272 2 роки тому

      He retired from the road a year or two ago.

    • @wyomins
      @wyomins 2 роки тому

      @@freedomfan4272 I thought I seen tickets available recently. His last show was on 12-31-22.

  • @richrumbaugh7235
    @richrumbaugh7235 2 роки тому +3

    STILL GREAT !!

  • @jameshathorn6960
    @jameshathorn6960 2 роки тому +4

    I sure wish you could tour again Bill😔😊

  • @rrr40
    @rrr40 2 роки тому +4

    gotta love Bill he's the greatest

  • @debradonato5659
    @debradonato5659 Рік тому

    Love Bill’s Comedy♥️🌟💙

  • @wolfform
    @wolfform 2 роки тому +22

    I love Bill but I gotta admit, Gail pouring the ice into his hot crotch was genius! Logic, Bill, it's called logic!

  • @handimanjay6642
    @handimanjay6642 2 роки тому +13

    I get the strangest look when my adult kids take me to Starbucks because I order coffee with cream. After they “suggest” a bunch of options I have to repeat “regular coffee with a little cream, half n half, or even milk.” I get the dirtiest looks. Honestly it’s rare when I spend my own money at that place.

  • @dwellinj1513
    @dwellinj1513 2 роки тому +20

    Bill! Loved Your pandemic videos and love your humor. Good to see you and the post!

  • @willaimrobinson9383
    @willaimrobinson9383 2 роки тому +9

    ... yes, I`d like a double soy cream latte, triple sugar, double sleeve....and no cup. That`ll take `em a minute...LMAO

    • @ronfullerton3162
      @ronfullerton3162 10 місяців тому +1

      Ah ha! Someone has been watching Tim Hawkins. Both of those guys have a very good take on a stop at the coffee shack. When my wife pulls in, I just cringe, and think, "Oh boy, here we go again!"

    • @willaimrobinson9383
      @willaimrobinson9383 10 місяців тому

      @@ronfullerton3162 😉😁

  • @LeslieRYork-jw3jc
    @LeslieRYork-jw3jc 6 місяців тому +1

    Walked in 1day new to Starbucks, saw the prices and flocked right off, never went back !

  • @KidtheIcarus
    @KidtheIcarus 2 роки тому +3

    That was great Bill! 😂😂🤣😂

  • @photo_n_art
    @photo_n_art 2 роки тому +6

    Bill is a legend !!!! 😂👍

  • @ckallen1546
    @ckallen1546 2 роки тому +12

    Nothing speaks “Hollywood” louder then holding a Starbucks (disposable) cup. 🤣

  • @lloydrobinson7081
    @lloydrobinson7081 2 роки тому +3

    to funny! keep the clips coming

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 2 роки тому +2

    I choose to go to a local coffee shop. There's is every bit as good as Starbucks and not as expensive and I enjoy the coffee special when I get it. For me it's a treat and I prefer Harvest Coffee Shop.

  • @douglasmcneil8413
    @douglasmcneil8413 2 роки тому +2

    Folgers at home. 11 bucks last me almost a month.

  • @suefox6164
    @suefox6164 2 роки тому +6

    I had the same problem Bill! I gave up on starbucks.

  • @zachredner8
    @zachredner8 2 роки тому +34

    I will NEVER, EVER buy anything from starbucks! Number one... their "coffee" is NOT WORTH ANYWHERE NEAR the ridiculous price they charge for it!

  • @isabelstokes4042
    @isabelstokes4042 2 роки тому +3

    First time I've heard an American comedian sound like a British one! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @5ftOfRage
    @5ftOfRage 2 місяці тому

    When it comes to Starbucks I stick to the mocha cookie crumble. 😂

  • @nicidevine6670
    @nicidevine6670 2 роки тому

    It’s always so busy all the time too lol 😂

  • @Samanthareneeheart1
    @Samanthareneeheart1 2 роки тому +6

    Oh that was funny I can SEE that happening 😅😅😅😅! Ty for the laugh Bill!

  • @gloriaanstine9289
    @gloriaanstine9289 2 роки тому +1

    I have seen all of them together and some of them by their self.

  • @Big_Wash01
    @Big_Wash01 2 роки тому +11

    Thanks, Bill. I needed another reason not to go to Starjerks. My main reason is that they’re the expensive coffee version of Frito-Lay potato chips.

  • @boogerbrains138
    @boogerbrains138 Рік тому

    "what are you making minimum wage? Shut up" yeah exactly why she shouldn't have to put up with that crap 😂😂

    • @tcnugget
      @tcnugget Рік тому

      I mean, he asked for a hot tea and complained when it was hot. Just wait for it to cool down before drinking it

  • @Kurogane_666
    @Kurogane_666 2 роки тому +4

    I went to Starbucks today and all I could do is look at the barista who wrote my name on the cup I told them my name Jonathan and they literally wrote down Timothy Nathan

  • @DarthDaddy-cg6ro
    @DarthDaddy-cg6ro 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks.

  • @onemercilessming1342
    @onemercilessming1342 2 роки тому +1

    Torani syrup, comes in regular and sugar free. Any coffee maker. Brew your own coffee, add your favorite flavorings and milk or cream. A Trente hot coffee with whole milk and two flavors (chocolate and peppermint) plus a bit of whipped cream costs about a dollar or so at home. Compared to the $6.25 I paid at Starschmucks today. Plus tip.

  • @garygalley1084
    @garygalley1084 2 роки тому +1

    i saw bill on utube talking@
    marijuana he was hilarious
    loved it😊😊

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis 2 роки тому

      So go put your comment on that video. This one is about coffee.

  • @fermitupoupon1754
    @fermitupoupon1754 2 роки тому +5

    I've only been to starbucks twice, and both times it's been awful.
    The first time I went out of curiosity because starbucks was not a thing in my country at the time. I made the mistake of asking the kid behind the counter, what they recommended and what I got was a large cup of milk with a lot of ice cubes and sugar in it and somewhere in there was supposedly a shot of espresso. It was disgusting. Years and years later starbucks does exist in my country and while out on the town with a group of my friends they insist on going to starbucks. Reluctantly I go with, and attempt to order a "normal sized black coffee", which as it turns out is not on the menu. In the end I got a watered down shot of espresso and it was just disgusting. It tasted exactly like what it sounds like, diluted coffee.
    I've never since gone to starbucks and I will never buy anything with their logo on it, because a coffeeshop that can't do normal simple coffee, probably can't do anything right.

  • @Oldspartan65
    @Oldspartan65 Рік тому +1

    I remember when coffee was 10 cents a cup and you got free refills

  • @richb313
    @richb313 2 роки тому

    Love it Bill

  • @sarahwestphalen8201
    @sarahwestphalen8201 4 місяці тому +1

    ❤❤❤

  • @christrudell7966
    @christrudell7966 2 роки тому +2

    I went in to a Starsmucks the other day and said "I'd like a coffee-flavored coffee please."
    Should have seen the look on the blue-haired woman (I think)

  • @nathannash7136
    @nathannash7136 2 роки тому +10

    It's a wonder that Bill's wife hasn't already "retired" him and sold him for parts.

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 2 роки тому

      Right?! I remember why I stopped watching 'comedy.' Why do women marry these men when they know they'll never be anything more than the butt of 60 years' worth of jokes?

  • @brandoninglin7566
    @brandoninglin7566 2 роки тому +1

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    ❤🎉 is my favorite 🤩 this best describes me at Starbucks

  • @jamesstarkey1508
    @jamesstarkey1508 Місяць тому

    Starbucks is an alien world to me. I can't be that silly.

  • @nazfan01
    @nazfan01 2 роки тому

    This was so funny to me for a reason. I used to carpool with a coworker. We both worked on a Naval Base as civilian contractors. So it was about a 30 mile drive. It was about 5 in the morning and he stopped at a gas station / convenient store and got a 64 Oz mug of hot coffee.
    We were about 5 minutes into the drive and it was a very dark unlit road when suddenly he starts screaming and swerving all over the road. At first I had no idea what was going on until he screamed, " I burnt my tallywacker" - Needles to say, I couldnt help but laugh even though I knew it hurt but I still laughed.
    We get on Base and parked, when he got out he was walking bow-legged. I was about 4 steps behind just snickering away. I just couldnt stop laughing. As we got to our work area all the other 30 or so coworkers saw me walking behind the guy laughing and he was walking bow-legged, they asked what happened. I said he didnt make it to the bathroom, he turned around and said "No, I burnt my tallywacker with boiling hot coffee and I think it ended up with extra cream"

  • @debradavis1114
    @debradavis1114 2 роки тому +1

    Enjoy retirement, love your comedy.

  • @soylentteal
    @soylentteal 9 місяців тому

    I’d like to see *these* again at some point…”

  • @Lulu-zv3lt
    @Lulu-zv3lt 2 роки тому +2

    He is so 😎 cool

  • @Cartier_specialist
    @Cartier_specialist 2 роки тому +1

    He's still got it.

  • @annegreenwood3624
    @annegreenwood3624 2 роки тому +6

    a true legend always funny a great video

  • @ano070602
    @ano070602 2 роки тому +1

    It freaks them out when you order just a hot tea

  • @tonydoyle9054
    @tonydoyle9054 2 роки тому +1

    Did you order hot or cold tea?
    Here's your sign!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @flakeyjake4177
    @flakeyjake4177 2 роки тому +1

    Hahahahahaha - lmbo, Bill. I live in Seattle - birthplace of Starbucks and I'm a coffee addict and I just gotta say to Gail - you GO girl, with your coffee "chemistry experiments"!!!!! And to Bill - hun, I love you dude. But get with the program. Coffee is NOT what we grew up with anymore.

  • @AndrewVelonis
    @AndrewVelonis 2 роки тому

    Cold water on a burn is the best first step. Also might help in preventing the stain from setting in.

  • @melissasollars5223
    @melissasollars5223 2 роки тому

    When you go deer hunting wear your house shoes with headlights on

  • @CRR8980
    @CRR8980 2 роки тому +2

    Ya I don’t like Starbucks either 😂

  • @wendykohlhagen
    @wendykohlhagen 2 роки тому +2

    Lol bill you know how to cheer me up from a special girl and Big fan

  • @whaaat3632
    @whaaat3632 2 роки тому +1

    I have NEVER received a HOT cup of coffee from Starbucks yet.

  • @mohicanmachine99
    @mohicanmachine99 Рік тому

    Yup

  • @Salish_Redbone
    @Salish_Redbone 2 роки тому +1

    Want cream in your coffee? Now Starbucks calls it "Breve" and they charge you $0.70 for it.

  • @lindamichael7903
    @lindamichael7903 2 роки тому

    You’re awesome

  • @practicalplinking6133
    @practicalplinking6133 2 роки тому +1

    Ya know, home coffee makers are about the same price as two starpukes !!

  • @perrylankford4269
    @perrylankford4269 11 місяців тому +1

    QT twice the size, 1/4 the cost.

  • @kylebucy9541
    @kylebucy9541 2 роки тому

    I drive by a Starbucks every morning. Vehicles wrapped around the building sitting in line for a cup of coffee that they could have made at home.

  • @BipolarBear777
    @BipolarBear777 2 роки тому +1

    I haven’t been to a Starbucks in years

  • @WTF-TV2415
    @WTF-TV2415 Рік тому +1

    Sounds like the staff of his local Starfucks needs a lesson in customer service. Any "barista" or whatever the hell they're called gives me that kind of attitude and I'll read them the Riot Act.

    • @kiwihib
      @kiwihib 10 місяців тому

      He got busted good on her.

  • @BlessedLaymanNC
    @BlessedLaymanNC Рік тому

    Bill deserves that one, LOL\

  • @slc1161
    @slc1161 2 роки тому +1

    Paying premium price for the world’s worst coffee.

  • @dashaott849
    @dashaott849 Місяць тому

    Yeah scalding liquid is the worst! I got a burn on my leg when I spilled hot tea while driving. I won’t be doing that again.

  • @jimgiles5741
    @jimgiles5741 2 роки тому

    Bill so right about star bucks

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 роки тому +18

    I worked at Dunkin' Donuts for a while. Eventually, you start to recognize what kinds of people make what kinds of orders.
    Guys
    Guys order the same thing every time. Usually either black, or regular, or maybe light/dark. If they change it ever, you will question everything in your world.
    Ladies
    Ladies get creative, and no matter how complicated it gets, they remember all of it exactly. They know if you made a mistake. They are a nice fun challenge.
    Teenage Girls
    If ladies are a fun challenge, teenage girls are expert mode. They rarely order anything the same way twice and since they always come in a group every order has to one-up the one before it in terms of complexity. They test the laws of what constitutes any drink they order. This is where you crack your knuckles and focus up.
    Teenage Boys
    Teenage boys are the worst. Not because anything they order is complicated, but because they all order basically the same thing, drink and a sandwich, but because they have to hold on to this illusion of being "individual", they all order separately rather than as one big order. This means instead of one 3 minute order with everything together, you get 3-5 orders coming in every 30 seconds. When you only have two ovens, you try and cook sandwiches together to save time. Five orders that could have been done in two minutes now take ten.
    Old People
    Old people usually know what they want, but they start getting into fractions. Half-decaf, half shot, half Splenda, etc. Little peek behind the curtain, if you order half a Splenda, you're getting a whole Splenda.

    • @kerosoldier
      @kerosoldier 2 роки тому +1

      I am a man and regular at my local barnes and noble and the folks at the cafe take one look at me and mostly start pulling for the trente cup for an iced green tea with half cup ice, no water, no syrup. Its been my standing order since last march. But if it gets cold i'll switch to a hot tea. I also always ask if anything from cold case is on sale.

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 роки тому

      @@kerosoldier we appreciate people who we know the order for.

    • @kerosoldier
      @kerosoldier 2 роки тому +1

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs yup. It also helps when youre friends with the customer. Regulars are always the best.

    • @MiamiZombie2012
      @MiamiZombie2012 2 роки тому +1

      I'm a dude in my 30s, I keep it simple at dunkin. Summer time I get a frozen coffee and winter time I get a black coffee. Depending on which one I go to, I also get a donut. The few near me rarely have donuts and if they do, it's none of the ones I want. There is one 20 min or so from me that is top notch. So if I'm near it in my work travels, I'll definitely stop by.

  • @flamingbubblez
    @flamingbubblez 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂 fyi you can ask them for a specific temperature. 120 degrees is perfect for me

  • @CK-8186
    @CK-8186 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dallasjensen1722
    @dallasjensen1722 2 роки тому +2

    Still funny

  • @trillline4563
    @trillline4563 2 роки тому +3

    Starbucks... That'll be 2349$ for your grande

  • @emilychaveriat8706
    @emilychaveriat8706 2 роки тому

    CHARRRRRBUCKS!!!!!

  • @spacemissing
    @spacemissing 2 роки тому +7

    I don't drink coffee and I just don't understand why anyone would spend so much on it.

    • @sheerluckholmes5468
      @sheerluckholmes5468 2 роки тому +2

      Good coffee is worth spending money on whereas Starbucks should be paying you to take that trash away.

  • @duckmangooo7376
    @duckmangooo7376 2 роки тому

    Here's your sign Bill, Hell with the tea,Hell with the ice, get up earlier and have coffee, tea, or just frigging ice cubes before you go to Shitbucks. (Walk in because you're going to want to pee).

  • @paintedwarrior516
    @paintedwarrior516 2 роки тому +1

    Rumor has it all the sizes have the exact same amount of coffee, same ounces. Check it out

  • @MsSusieq1960
    @MsSusieq1960 2 роки тому

    Hilarious